#Ijs

[winterhawkkisses]

Dorky reference thought

Bucky is canonically 5'9 and Clint is 6'3

Ryan Bergara is 5'10 and Shane Madej is 6'4

So like... just for reference

this is what we're working with.

If you needed some help with logistics. XD

[visoceaneyes]

if vi was as obsessed with herself as i am with her she nut at the sight of herself and constantly flick her bean to her own reflection

[vaspider]

Isn't it fucked up that there are LGBTQIA+ folx out there going "haha it's so funny that Xians think that putting a little bread in their mouth means their sins are ✨️all gone✨️" & then act like their meals of vegan clam and/or kosher hog mean that nothing coming out of their mouths can be 'phobic?

[obscureoperations]

[polldermodel]

Heb je schepijs liever in een bakje of horentje?

Bakje

Wafelhorentje

Radartoren horentje

Horentje met chocola erop

Ik haat ijs/doe maar in mijn blote handen/anders

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

wish more mainstream black queer media didn't have to have a white partner to be considered "true" romance. I promise you, you could just let them have a black partner or someone of color...and it still be worth the hype.

[a-meh]

[f0point5]

Idk if I’m about to get flamed for this but is it me or has Yak Brown just been exposed as a big fat liar because he said he thinks Lando is the best and he’d rather have Lando than any other driver on the grid, but I don’t think he’d dare say he has “two number 1 drivers” if his other driver was Max or Lewis.

Atm it doesn’t even seem like he’d rather have Lando than Oscar

[zalrb]

I'm answering a Gilmore Girls ask and just thinking about how I saw a tiktok that said they never felt rage towards a character until they heard "HE'S DEAN. MY DEAN" and there was all this agreement and I was like, everyone always says this but the most heinous line for me in that entire exchange is when Lorelai goes, "It's not over until he's out of the house with the ring off" and Rory's retort is "HE TOOK THE RING OFF."

[wheremywildthingsare]

​I want to have your pussy in my mouth so often that the sight of my lips causes a sticky mess between your thighs.

[polldermodel]

Raketje vs perenijsje. Fight

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

Ngl I think it's mad corny when I see yall overhype white women for having fat asses lol.

..yall remember when they called us "gross" and "dirty" for having some of the same attributes? Cuz I do lol... I dont even like when they call it a "booty" forreal😮‍💨😒 Use anything else, dammit!

[90363462]

They know she would have prosecuted them, and helped send them to prison!!

[this-is-krikkit]

trans levi headcanons:

his mom introducing him as a boy anytime someone asked about her kid (which wasn't often, she was being careful after all)

kuchel telling him to always follow that line of conduct, just so he wouldn't have to live the life she lead (yeah male prostitutes are a thing too, but it's still easier to make a name for yourself in underground when you're a man bc susprise misogynia wasn't locked out of the walls or above ground)

kenny could never really tell bc the kid was a sack of bones anyway so he just taught him whatever the fuck he could and got the f out of there as the uncaring bastard he was

furlan knew from the start and was like "who gives a fuck he's the boss"

isabel found out after finding levi's period stash when she moved in and asked furlan if she should switch to calling levi sis, and furlan choked on his tea and made sure levi didn't overhear thet (and then made her promise to never ask that again)

erwin's eyebrows raised when he ran into him in the barracks' showers for the first time but he didn't say a word

hange barged into his room once when he was changing and laughed in shock, and before levi could get mad they took their own pants off, flashed him their dick and went "i can't believe we're both freaks, i thought it was just me!" and then left without asking whatever favor they were initially coming for

[bitacrytic]

I mean, if he'd spent any moment of the last four years interacting with human beings when he wasn't fighting, then he'd have learned that there's a middle ground between face pillows and bondage without permission.