Hunter: Aughhhhhhhh.
Luz: ...Are you okay?
Hunter: I feel like I have glass rolling around in my stomach.
Luz: ...
Luz: Have you started getting your period already?
Hunter: What? No-I was stabbed!
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Luz: Who are you kissing at midnight?
Amity: My cat's little forehead, bro.
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Extraño a los hermanitos 😞💟
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Luz: Well, we all have our demons.
Luz: *grabbing King* This one’s mine.
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Random incorrect quotes generator my beloved <3
I gave up on the background as you may see bu it is 1am and I am tired
Hope ya’ll find it as funny as I did lmao
bonus:
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Camila: So, how did you guys meet?
Luz: She jumped on a table and attacked me in the cafeteria
Hunter: She kidnapped me while I was undercover
Eda: I threw a juice box at them.
Gus: He manipulated me into giving up my prized society
Vee: You mean officially or while I was under my stolen identity?
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Luz: I am 26 cheetos tall.
Hunter: ...why-Why are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Luz: We’re out of doritos.
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[In the Human Realm]:
Amity: Why do you have forks taped to your fingers?
Luz, stabbing popcorn: Improvement of human being.
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Luz: “So how’s life with a baby?”
Willow: “Exhausting. I didn't know that it was possible for someone to cry this much.”
Luz: “Oh, I’m sure she’ll grow out of it soon.”
Willow: “Oh no, no, no, no. The baby’s an angel, she’s no trouble at all.”
Luz: “...But you just said-?”
Hunter, holding the baby and crying: “Willow, I love her so much!”
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