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Scorbus headcannons again because YOU ALL LOVE IT AND I SAID YES 😋 (Modern-setting ish)

Albus' and Scorpius' amortentia DEFINITELY smelled like sweets. Yes, both of them smell sweets in their amortentia. Don't argue. (Duh the time where Albus stayed for Scorpius' sweets. 😋🫶)

Once Scorpius thought his amortentia smell was out of friendship, but sometime later he realized that he had never shared his sweets with anyone else except for Albus ☹️

Let's be so real here, Albus and Scorpius are SO BAD at giving dating/relationship advice.

LIKE- These two never had any exes, situationships, or anything like that. They just WENT STRAIGHT (pun? I guess) to crushing on eachother AND THINGS WORKED OUT FOR THEM 😭😭😭🙏

Like literally- their relationship would be one of the healthiest relationship ever- like I genuinely BELIEVE that they couldn't even fight for MORE than 10 minutes without flopping back to eachother ☹️🫶

(At some point) they probably think that if someone likes their friend, their friend WILL like them back because they are so in love and so lucky and so in love 😭😭😭🙏

Someone: "So, now that you two are together, what is your go-to dating advice?"

Albus, all confused: "...Well, I just stuck him for like 5 years and keep being secretly in love with him until he likes me back."

Scorpius: "Well yeah that's what I did! All we did was hang out together, hold hands, cuddle, share a bed, and then one day we just confessed! :D"

Someone: "...You know relationships doesn't always work that way."

Scorpius, also confused: "...What do you mean you don't just follow your bestfriend around for years until he likes you back??"

Albus: "Yeah..I mean you just choose them over and over again they'll like you back, right??"

Someone: 🤦

Albus get TONS OF OWLS and LETTERS (From Scorpius ofc) every HOLIDAY. Like, genuinely.

He has letters upon letters PILING in his room (from Scorpius ofc) ☹️☹️☹️ even Harry himself probably confronted him on the amount of letters Albus received

LIKE SERIOUSLY, Harry seeing the piles of letters ONLY FOR ALBUS probably reminded him of that time in the Dursleys with the Hogwarts letters ☹️☹️☹️🫶

And of course, Like any other lovesick teenager, Albus spends ALL HIS DAY on his room writing to Scoprius while almost always late for lunch and dinner ☹️🫶

Yes, he'll REPLY TO EVERY LETTER even as stupid as "Albus I found this cat!" with attachment of the photo of the orange cat

"OMG he's so cute ☹️☹️☹️, what should we name him?? I'll buy him some cat food and cardboard boxes and some fluffy blankets, yeah??? Do you want me to go to floo to your house??? ☹️☹️☹️🫶 Love youu"

Scorpius??? NOT ANY BETTER. He spends ALL HIS DAY in the holidays writing to Albus and practically making the family owl going back and forth to their houses 😭🙏

I feel like Draco DEFINITELY had nobody he was writing letters to so he KNEW that tye letters were for Scorpius ☹️

Scorpius and Albus visiting Astoria's grave one day, one person with a flower bouquet each, with Scorpius murmuring, "Mum, I found someone who stayed for my sweets." And Albus cried right then and there ☹️

Perhaps there are days when Scorpius just misses his mother and Albus lends him his shoulder to cry on ☹️

Ugh I have more to come stay tuned y'all I love you guys so much ☹️🫶

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INTRO BC MINE GOT LOST IN THE VOID

☆ Hi, I'm avor!!

☆ genderfluid :)

☆ Minor

☆ Interests: stranger things, marauders

☆ more minor interests (basically stuff that I know but don't interact with content with) pjo, next gen, dead boy detectives, hamilton, if we were villans, kotlc, drarry

about me:

☆enfp

☆kins james and sirius mostly

☆but also peter and pandora as a little side kins

☆my favourite animal is a lemur

☆i write and read mostly!!

☆british

☆half french with shit grammar

☆favourite ships: jegulus, wolfstar, drarry, scorbus, byler, emmary,

☆my favourite colour is green

☆I'm wonky genderfluid (genderfluid but I only use they or he pronouns and only feel masculine or non binary)

☆asexual

☆my girlfriend is @aelia-posts and i love her very much :)

more admin-y stuff

☆I have a few tags! they are as follows:

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avor writes - what I've written / am writing

☆these are the best days of our lives - jegulus, wolfstar, rosekiller, dorlene. 39k, completed. summer camp au.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/56153542

☆at the end of it all - emmary, dorlene, hestia x benji, wolfstar, jily, xenopanda. in progress! 2 chapters so far. final year of hogwarys & war fic focused around emmeline and mary.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63306196

☆just let me be (close to you). wolfstar, rosekiller, jegulus, dorlene,emmary. in progress - 4 chapters so far. texting fic! sirius and barty fake date in order to convince remus and evan to date them. it... doesn't go well.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60127612

[owlswithfins]

Femslashing It Up 2k17

To start off 2017, let’s take a look at where femslash is at right now. Here’s the current number of fics for the top ten pairings on AO3:

Drarry: 20,358

Wolfstar: 9,183

Snarry: 7,914

Ronmione: 5,543

Hinny: 4,356

Jily: 4,065

Dramione: 3,953

Snape/Hermione: 2,280

Snape/Lupin: 2,111

Scorbus: 614

Note the complete lack of f/f pairings in the top ten. After clicking the f/f box, here are the stats:

Drarry: 512

Linny: 443

Ronmione: 353

Ginmione: 292

Hinny: 275

Wolfstar: 256

Pansmione: 238

Hermione/Luna: 167

Jily: 162

Fleur/Hermione: 97

So, um, yeah. The top “f/f” ship is Drarry, and only half the ships in the top ten are actually femslash pairings. Of all the fics in the HP fandom, only about 1/10 are femslash. So then we arrive at the question: why?

Common excuses reasons I hear for having so little femslash:

The protagonist is a guy, so it only makes sense that the top pairings include him. Yeah, true, but...they don’t. Seven pairings in the top ten don’t.

The fandom is full of straight girls fetishizing gay men. Fetishization is definitely a problem--in every fandom, not just HP. But it also isn’t a good reason for so little femslash. To start, generalizations like this are negative and damage fandom unity, pinning people against each other. Second, if the entire m/m category was fetishized smut for people to masturbate to, this might be the case. But...it’s not. There are thousands of meaningful, in-character m/m fics that people of every sexuality can enjoy, because fanfic isn’t just about sex (though that can be a major factor, and that’s okay, too!). It’s about reimagining canon and seeing your favorite characters face new situations and go on new adventures and fall in love and more. So if we can have non-fetishizing m/m fics, then we should be able to have f/f fics that meet the same criteria.

That stupid nonsense where people hate female characters that get in the way of m/m ships. Like??? Femslash solves this??? But so often it’s part of the reason there isn’t any. Think about it. Ginny doesn’t have to be the raging, jealous ex in the Harry/Draco equation. She can date Luna. Simple as that.

Femslash is never as well developed because the female characters are two-dimensional. Sure, female characters don’t interact with each other very often in Harry Potter, but in no way are they two-dimensional. Part of the magic of Harry Potter is that JKR develops even her side characters extraordinarily well. If that’s not being conveyed in f/f fanfic, then that’s our challenge--to bring JKR’s beautiful, dynamic characters to life.

Straight up sexism. There seems to be this idea that sex and relationships aren’t as meaningful or important if there isn’t a man involved. I don’t think this really needs an explanation--can we all agree that’s just...wrong? Cool? Cool.

Now that we’ve established the issue and rebutted the inhibitors of f/f pairings, let’s look at the reasons we should all contribute to the femslash revolution:

To get rid of the stereotype of objectification. Lots of the f/f out there is fetishized rubbish, and it gives sapphic women a bad name (remember when commotion with the lesbian tag? yeah me, too). By creating more realistic, meaningful femslash content, we can start changing those stereotypes and normalizing sapphic relationships. Yay!

vAriEty... Let’s make this simple. More pairings, more diversity, more fics, more content, more.

Equality, anyone? There’s so much sexism in the world without us contributing to it. Hermione wouldn’t stand for it. Ginny wouldn’t take this sitting down. (funny how those two expressions mean the same thing) Neither should the rest of us.

It’s awesome. Like seriously. Writing femslash. Reading femslash. Creating femslash art, aesthetics, headcanons. Viewing femslash art, aesthetics, headcanons. Amazing. 10/10. Would recommend.

Reminder: You don’t have to feel guilty for m/m pairings. My blog title is “Riddikulusly Drarry”--not going to judge. The purpose of this isn’t to keep you from shipping your otp. It’s to bring awareness to the lack of femslash and encourage the creation of more. We’re trying to lift f/f pairings up, not bring m/m down.

So...what now? We make it happen. Here are a few ways you can contribute:

Like and reblog this post to spread the word

Follow blogs supportive of or devoted to femslash (ie. @hpfemslashweek @femslasharmy @harrypotterfemslash @nymphadoravtonks and @ginnys to name a few) and reply with your personal favorites if ya like!

Read some femslash. Either you’ll be lucky and find some of the beautiful gems out there, or you’ll see why we need a revolution. Win-win.

Support creators of original femslash content by liking, reblogging, and following

Create your own femslash content! Write a fic. Draw some fanart. Make an aesthetic or a photo manip. Create headcanons or write a chat between characters. Write and record a song. Note: I track the tag #owlswithfins and I’d be happy to reblog any original content you create. Submissions are also open if your blog isn’t HP oriented.

It’s a new year, and we have the opportunity to make a difference. Like, reblog, and start femslashing it up!