#JOONG IS SO ANNOYING (AFFECTIONATE)

[moonkhao]

JOONG ARCHEN & DUNK NATACHAI Love Out Loud Fan Fest D2 (May 19th, 2024)

[gunsatthaphan]

🫶🏻😘😁

[hwauroras]

— HONGJOONG AS YOUR BOYFRIEND !

pic sources in order left -> right: pinterest, pinterest, pinterest

disclaimers in my pinned post. part one of eight, masterpost here. contains pet names right at the top. as this is purely a sfw headcanon, there's no warning for anything explicit. and though this is an "as your boyfriend", it's not a y/n situation. mentions painting each other's nails, but i have offered the alternative of it being just him if that's not your thing. also mentions sitting on his lap to do his eyeliner. slight mentions of physical affection.

baby, sweetheart, darling

joong, joongie

museum dates

casual dining

chilling in his studio, painting each other's nails at 2am (if you're not into that, then he would just let you paint his)

sitting on his lap and doing his eyeliner

listening to music together

either jamming out or sharing earphones

gifts of sentimental value

might be the type to buy you a star in the sky

writing and exchanging love letters

songs dedicated to you and his thoughts and feelings with love

a long list of notes with your favorite things + things you have said

looking at you with stars in his eyes

holding and brushing of pinkies

no matter how busy he may be, he wouldn't miss an important date or event

good morning texts !!!!!!!!!!!

overall, not overly physically affectionate, but his subtle actions are still just as meaningful

a protective hand on the small of your back

would look after you if you're sick

nose, cheek, forehead and temple kisses

kisses on the back of your hand

cupping your face in his hands

would walk on the side closer to the road

making you custom clothes/jewelry

or buying two of everything so you can both match

his phone lockscreen would probably be a picture of just you, or a picture of both of you, that he adores

very annoying (endearing) when in a playful mood

overdramatic king

jokingly calling his mom to tattle and sulk (just like what he did with wooyo)

very supportive !!!! of everything !!! including tax fraud !!!!!

IM KIDDING DON'T DO THAT DON'T TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY DO NOT COMMIT TAX FRAUD

but seriously, would support your dreams

if you're creative, he would let you collaborate with him

respectful of needs and CAN COMMUNICATE !!!!!!!!

[tellywoodtrash]

Hi TT!long time no see..how are you?also I'm so happy to know that you like Ok Taec- yepn 💖 he's...dreamy..have you heard his English? It's very..uhh..proper without being overly formal..is it weird that I like that about him?? Have you watched the Netflix documentaries like 'The Romantics' or the new Crime thriller 'Dahaad'? I'm not a series girl thanks to my attention span of a goldfish but I watched both and they are not bad!!the Romantics takes me back to those golden years of the Yash raj studio Mannn🥺🥺 Dahaad was a good watch, the victims or the crime were not shown distastefully and maybe cause it's made by a woman...please watch it if you can TT..also sorry for my previous ask which was REALLY long and messy before this( I don't even remember what I wrote 😓)..hope you have a really great week and hugs to your Kitty 💖💖💖

Hi friendddddd!

How you been!? Long time since I've seen you around these parts! Hope life has been kind to you.

Girl, I went into Vincenzo for the female gaze and Song Joong Ki as a Mafia man taking down capitalism (which is what Mais baited me with) but I came out IN LOVE with Ok Taecyeon. I truly loved his unhinged performance and had to find out allllll about the guy, and to my absolute delight, he's suchhhhh a fucking dork (affectionate); I can't believe that they saw this gianttttttt silly boi and were like yeah, HIM; he'll play the psycho!!! I'm not into K-pop like at alllll, but I'll listen to some 2PM occasionally just coz he's in it, lol. I'll also watch anything he's in coz he's truly one of my fave Kdrama actors (if not the toppppppp fave!) His upcoming vampire show looks absolutely adorable and is my most awaited thing of this month.

(This show can fix me, i know it can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I tried watching The Romantics but like..... 2 minutes in, Ranveer Singh walked in being annoying and I was like nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and turned it off. I'll revisit it again when I'm in a much more patient mood lmao. I haven't been watching any Desi stuff other than the occasional movie here or there (and mostly not bollywood), so Dahaad is one of those things I put on my watch list, but am not currently in the headspace for.

Neverrrrrr everrrrrrr apologize for asking for help/comfort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like yes, the words may not be perfect, and my replies sure as hell will never always make it all better, but that's the human experience babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *Coach Beard from Ted Lasso voice*

[livealittleoc-cb]

"The clouds look so pretty today~ ^^"

:･ﾟ✧:･.☽˚｡･ﾟ✧:･.: Skyler "Sky" Van den Berg

⋆｡°✩ Warlock, with medium magic pool, Specializes in Moonlight/Moon Magic && Cloud Magic

⋆｡°✩ His Pa is a Moonlight Warlock && his Dad is a Clouds Warlock

⋆｡°✩ Can gain energy from the moon use it for light spells && other useful spells along with being able to create cloud formations && create small clouds in his hand

⋆｡°✩ Is an artist, has gallery shows, does graffiti, along with illustraition && animation

⋆｡°✩ Became an instagram influencer/model && tiktoker by accident-

⋆｡°✩ Has a Bee Hummingbird named Blue [wants more bird familiars]

⋆｡°✩ From Escain, the human equivalent to Manhattan, New York [Is mixed: Otrar/Netherlands [Dad] Escain/New York [Pa]]

⋆｡°✩ He/Him | Bisexual, Demisexual, Polyamorous | 24 years old [Collage Junior] | 9/23 [Libra] | 5’3”

⋆｡°✩ He is:

Really shy at first

Bubbly

Super happy

Touchy as hell-

Loves to talk

Super affectionate && loveable

Actually super scary when mad or annoyed

Sassy little man

Baby™️

Extras

⋆｡°✩ natural eye color: grey with white specks

⋆｡°✩ eyes might change color: blue grey [happy], white [anger], black [sadness]

⋆｡°✩ he gets little fluffy clouds in his eyes when he likes someone

⋆｡°✩ has tan skin, looks like a twink but is actually really fit, has no tattoos but wants some, has earrings && hip piercings along with cheek piercings, has freckles on his wrists && the tops of his hands

⋆｡°✩ likes: books, birds, reading, art, paint, colors, cloud watching, picnics, soft looking outfits, fluffy && soft things, stuffed animals, arcades, comic books, video games, animated movies

⋆｡°✩ dislikes: mean people, needles, hospitals, being sick, rain, sadness

⋆｡°✩ languages: english [thick dutch accent], dutch

NSFW

⋆｡°✩ strict sub, obedient && bratty; some of his kinks are body worshipping [giving && receiving], size kink, praise [receiving && giving], degradation [receiving], shibari [receiving], marking [giving && receiving], breeding [receiving], toys, hair pulling [giving], impact play [receiving], orgasm control [receiving], choking [receiving], pet play [will be your puppy~], oral [giving && receiving]

⋆｡°✩ hard nos: feet, watersports, wasteplay

⋆｡°✩ he is open to most kinks but will need a talk through harder kinks

⋆｡°✩ he might be willing to dom if you are close enough

⋆｡°✩ his eyes turn a stormy grey when arroused

⋆｡°✩ safe word: fluff

⋆｡°✩ uses ☁️ on dash

Relationship Statuses

He is dating Greyson!!!

⋆｡°✩ at the art studio && happy

⋆｡°✩ happily dating [1/3] @multi-joong Rockstar 🎶 [soft musician 🥰], uninterested

⋆｡°✩ happily dating Greyson [big mean dragon 🐲] [him && grey will be taking ONE more partner]

⋆｡°✩ friends: Ace [bestest bestie around 😎]

⋆｡°✩ family:

Tags:

⋆｡°✩ realtionship tag(s):

⋆｡°✩ friend tag(s):

⋆｡°✩ music tag(s): #🎶skyler music [music inspo], #🎼character music [all character music inspo]

⋆｡°✩ inspo tag(s):

⋆｡°✩ other tag(s): #☁️skyler.txt [skyler text/interactions]

faceclaim: @/im_gage on ig

[atzsslut]

ateez as acts of service

warnings | nothing really??, gender neutral reader (maybe considerably fem pet names? depends on what you count as fem), non-idolverse

fluff | diff acts of service done by each member to you, really soft, mentions of university, lets pretend that yunho isn’t the only one who can drive okay

Kim Hongjoong — likes to help you read your essays and assignments out loud.

—୨୧ ⌒* He’s rather adamant about doing these things when he can because he insists that your uni overworks you (which it occasionally does). One thing that’s annoying about writing essays are that you need to proofread before submitting, so Hongjoong helps you by reading them out loud while you read it silently for any mistakes. And he somehow magically paces his reading at the same time as yours.

“I think I would be failing my classes for grammatical errors if it weren’t for you, Joong.”

“You know,” he trailed, “I will pat myself on the back for being a patient boyfriend.”

Park Seonghwa — likes to silently carry your things for you.

—୨୧ ⌒* Without even saying anything, he likes to wait until you come out of class (even if he doesn’t go to your uni) and greet you gently, before swiftly taking your laptop and bag. You’d protest, of course, but he would just continue the conversation to another topic and laugh a little with his sweet smile while you try to grab your laptop back.

“Hwa, it’s heavy! You must be tired already going all the way here..” you complain.

“… I feel like we should go to this new coffee shop I found—“ he would respond, completely disregarding your protests.

Jung Yunho — likes to straighten or fix your clothes when you don’t notice.

—୨୧ ⌒* Especially after sitting down for a while in the cinema, Yunho always stays seated to see if your shirt rode up, or your pants/skirt got wrinkled, or if your jacket was tucked weirdly. He would fix it for you and pat your hips when he was done, but even when getting up, he’d check your collar or sleeves to see if anything else needed fixing.

“Thank you, bubs.” you’d say, smiling up at your boyfriend from his affectionate gesture.

“Of course, darling.” he’d simply say back, kissing your forehead with his soft lips, thinly coated with your lip balm that he had borrowed just before.

Kang Yeosang — likes to remember your food and drink orders.

—୨୧ ⌒* Not only does he remember them, but sometimes when you’re at work, he’d like to send you your favorite morning beverage to wake you up. Or, if you were working overtime, he’d come with whatever you told him you were craving (or sometimes, maybe you tweeted out your cravings and he’d just order it) no matter how late it was. It would continue to amaze you that he remembered for different places you two often went to.

“I think you’re magic, Kang Yeosang.” you’d say, taking his hand in yours.

“Oh my god,” he’s dramatically gasp, “How’d you find out? Don’t tell anyone, Y/N.”

Choi San — likes to drive you even when you don’t ask him to or tell him it’s okay.

—୨୧ ⌒* To San, it wasn’t a hassle at all. And it wasn’t like he did it 24/7, because he had a life as well, but he did it as much as possible. Maybe wherever he was going passed by your campus/place of work, he’d gladly take you. If your friend couldn’t take you home after promising they would, he’s one call away. Sometimes you do feel bad, but he reassures you with a gentle pat on the thigh to comfort you.

“Sannie, it’s really okay!” you protested on the phone, “I know you don’t have work tomorrow, but I don’t want you to have to wake up at 7:00 AM just to take me there.”

“Well, if you keep interjecting instead of sleeping, then I won’t wake up in time.” he casually teased, no bothered tone in his voice. “Go to sleep, sweetie.”

Song Mingi — likes to cut and clean, borderline manicure, your nails for you.

—୨୧ ⌒* It’s a bit of a mystery. You don’t know if he learned it through YouTube, or maybe his mom or female cousins taught him, but he did them so well? Especially if you were too busy to take care of them, when you or he came over, he’d immediately kiss your hands and ask if he could take care of them. And while he’s trimming them, scrubbing them even, you two would talk about so many things like with any other convo.

“Wait, you know how to paint nails?” you asked, genuinely surprised when he suddenly mentioned wanting to do yours.

“I’m learning from Hongjoong. He makes really cool designs but has no idea how to prep his nails beforehand.” he faux teases, “At least I know how to!”

Jung Wooyoung — likes to immediately put your favorite shows on the Netflix list.

—୨୧ ⌒* Wooyoung has moments where he likes to act cold or cocky because it’s a part of his fun persona, but when he’s sweet, he does it subtly and almost denies it. You’d ask him if he put the show you were watching illegally on the Netflix list when it finally came out on there, and he’d shrug and say that maybe you forgot that you did it. But you know he did. It’s terribly obvious.

“Thank you, Wooyo.” the affectionate, rather cute, nickname passing your lips as you kissed his cheek on the couch.

“I didn’t do anything!” he’d say with pursed lips. But, he’d suddenly give a peck and say, “But, you’re welcome.”

Choi Jongho — likes to pack your things for you when you’re not awake or busy getting ready.

—୨୧ ⌒* Jongho liked sleeping over, or coming early to get ready with you or accompany you get ready even though your date would be in the afternoon/later in the day. When you were showering, or picking out your clothes, he’d ask you which bag you wanted to use or which items you would be bringing that day. By then, he memorized your needs.

“You.” you flirtatiously answered, in a playful tone, when your boyfriend asked what he needed to bring for your belongings.

“You’re cheesy.” he’d say while rolling his eyes. However, you didn’t miss his little nose twitch and small smile that appeared.

[sector-i-closed]

I Love Your Booty

A quality request.

Warning: smut

'Smack!' Hongjoong jolted, being startled by the sharp slap of your hand  against his ass. He was currently meeting up with management and the fellow members of his team when you decided that you would playfully slap his ass in front of everyone that was present.

Hongjoong sighed deeply and gave you a warning glare, which you greeted with an annoying, cheeky smile.

You often liked to get handsy with his butt and he'd normally wouldn't mind it in private but being affectionate with his butt in front of people was a different story.

"It's gonna be your ass later if you keep fucking with mine." He growled.

"But I love your booty." You pouted, watching your boyfriend pretend to ignore you.

You decided you would get his attention again in a certain way, this time cupping his ass cheek in your hand and giving his supple flesh a firm squeeze.

Hongjoong bit his lip hard to keep from moaning out loud, he grabbed your hand and roughly removed it from his ass.

"You didn't hear my warning did you? Or you didn't take my words seriously. You had better brace yourself because you're not gonna be able to sit down for a few days after I'm done with fucking your ass when we get home." The dark, intense look in his eyes prompted butterflies to stir in your stomach.

You felt your knees go weak but you still managed to stand despite the excitement and the hint of anxiety in your mind.

~~~~~~

Time seemed to drag while the members took care of business and when you finally returned home with your boyfriend you could scarcely believe it.

"Bedroom. Now." Hongjoong ordered in a chilly tone. Your legs suddenly felt stiff as you made your way to the bedroom.

Nervousness overwhelmed you as you awaited your boyfriend to come into the room. It had only been a few minutes but it seemed like an hour before Hongjoong showed up.

"Take your clothes off." He commanded, his eyes refusing to show any emotion as he watched you slip off your clothing in a manner that was nearly slower than necessary.

"Kneel on the bed."

Excitement surged through your veins as you positioned yourself on your hands and knees. "Count for me." Hongjoong had barely voiced the order before landing a spank on the soft flesh of your ass.

You winced at the pain that fueled the arousal between your legs. "One!" You gasped, bracing yourself for the slaps that were to follow.

Hongjoong stopped spanking you after you counted to fifteen, allowing silence to fill the room after the sound of the skin on skin contact ceased.

You whimpered softly as you felt your boyfriend administer lubricant to your hole, neglecting to touch your needy heat which was throbbing with an intensity that was painful.

"I'm gonna fuck this tight hole good." Hongjoong promised in a rough tone as he stretched your entrance.

You whined in response, wanting relief from the lust that pulsed within you.

Willingly you accepted him as he slid his hard dick inside of your ass, filling you out and satisfying you in a way that made your sex yearn for more.

He gave your walls a moment to adjust to his size, pulling his dick out and slamming back into you with a sharp thrust that made you squeal out loud.

Your fingers clutched the sheets as he pounded into you vigorously, holding your body in place with both hands so that you couldn't move away from him.

"Your ass loves this treatment doesn't it? I love how your hole is so greedy for my cock." Your boyfriend purred, watching how your hole sucked his dick deeper into your body as he continued to thrust into you.

You released a guttural moan, feeling your heat clench around nothing as he spoke to you.

Hongjoong watched your hand sneak down to your clit, smirking to himself at your attempt to be discreet.

"Nuh uh princess, you can't come until I tell you to." You quickly jerked your hand away from your needy heat in frustration.

He pulled out of you so that he wouldn't come so quickly.

Your vulnerable cries pleased him and he was completely amazed to see just how wet your folds were.

"You really do enjoy getting your ass fucked as punishment, don't you?" Hongjoong mused out loud, listening to you mewl softly in response.

He lined his length up with your entrance again and reentered you, prompting the bubble of pleasure to grow in your gut.

"J-joong please, I need t-to come..." You shuddered, feeling your walls clench tightly and you was sure that you would come quite easily if you had stimulation in the right places.

"Just a little bit longer baby." He replied nonchalantly, thrusting into your ass at a pace that was good but hurt slightly as well.

"Oh..." You quivered from the constant, teasing assault that your body received from your boyfriend's cock.

"P-please... Ngh!" You was taken completely by surprise when Hongjoong pulled out of you and flipped you onto your back.

Adrenaline surged to your head as you instinctively spread your legs for him, allowing him to enter your ass while you lied down on your back.

"Gonna make you cum so hard." Hongjoong promised as his dark orbs stared directly into your eyes, watching your reaction as he plunged two fingers into your wet core, almost causing you to scream in pleasure at having both of your holes filled by him.

"Joong! Joong!" You chanted mindlessly, having been rendered senseless from the double stimulation.

"F-fuck...P-please let me come, J-joongie!" You babbled out, the rhythm of his cock thrusting into your ass and his fingers pumping into your wet heat had you teetering on the edge of ecstasy.

"Cum for me, princess." Hongjoong encouraged, keeping his pace steady as he watched you lose control.

You arched your back and convulsed as intense euphoria washed over your senses. Your boyfriend listened with pride as you screamed his name.

"So fucking gorgeous," He came inside of you with a soft moan, filling your ass with his cum which you always enjoyed the thought of that.

You felt tired and relaxed after some of the afterglow faded and you drifted off to sleep, having came hard and had pretty much felt your orgasm in every cell of your body.

"My sleeping treasure." Hongjoong murmured in an endearing tone as he cuddled into you, falling asleep with you when his eyes became too heavy to hold open.  

[pastryseungs]

Strangers From Hell (2019)

Dir. Lee Chang-hee

Writer: Jung Lee-Do based on the webtoon written by Kim Yong-Ki

very long post ahead ~

⚠️ TW // death, murder, blood, violence

SPOILERS !!

Goshiwon: a very small room that students live in while studying for an important test. (source: https://www.reddit.com/r/DoesNotTranslate/comments/5zghif/korean_%EA%B3%A0%EC%8B%9C%EC%9B%90_goshiwon_a_very_small_room_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Psychopath: a person suffering from chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior.

“be careful with people. people are the most frightening above all else.”

indeed people are frightening. just from this drama, i’m starting to think of going vegetarian. i know its part of the ~cinematic effect~ but the way Ms. Eom (Lee Jeong-eun) handled the meat almost made me gag ;-;. the drama was pretty disturbing too! Seo Moon-jo (Lee Dong-wook) lived a double life as a dentist and someone who kills people for “art”. it absolutely reminded me of Hannibal (2013) because of Moon-jo and Jong-woo’s (Im Siwan) relationship, which reminded me of Hannibal and Will Graham’s relationship.

Strangers From Hell is about a man named Yoon Jong-woo who moves from Busan to Seoul and starts renting a place in a goshiwon. since he started living in Eden Residence, lots of weird things started to happen until his curiosity has peeked when a close acquaintance had gone missing in the residence which claimed to plan on moving out the next week. he then starts finding a few things of the old tenant in his room, which led to him investigating why the Residence was so sketchy.

during his stay in Eden, the usually polite, calm, and composed Jong-Woo has evolved into an irritable and violent person. he usually doesn’t act on his impulses whenever someone from work or from the residence ticks him off until one of his co-workers keep talking down on him for his work performance, which caused him to beat up this said co-worker. personally, the co-worker was actually so annoying.. it would’ve been better if he was warmer and actually taught Jong-Woo the ropes, so he could maybe do better at his job. the co-worker was also ticking me off while i was watching the drama omg.

eventually, this break-down led to him losing a job and meeting up with his boss and his girlfriend to try and patch things up and talk about the misunderstanding. Moon-jo joins the trio, provoking both the boss and Jong-Woo. Jong-Woo’s boss met his demise that night, making Jong-Woo avoid returning to Eden. unfortunately, this plan was cut short after Moon-jo kidnaps Jong-Woo’s girlfriend, Ji-Eun. (Kim Ji-Eun, i was surprised when i found out she had the same name as the character she portrayed)

this then led to a series of killings, until we’re left with the ending that Jong-Woo was part of all of it all along, that he wasn’t really the innocent guy he claims to be. he was apart of Moon-jo’s plan, his art to be exact- dude this gives me Hannibal and Will Graham vibes ✨

it was so sad how late Jung-hwa figured it all out and placed the puzzle pieces together. curiosity did kill the cat but it also has good consequences.

okayyy, on to my thoughts throughout the show:

i was honestly so confused if it was platonic or romantic since Moon-jo likes calling Jong-woo as “babe” / “jagi” / “jagiya”. eh, its probably used to provoke Jong-Woo, since he physically looks so uncomfortable when called with the affectionate nickname.

i can’t help but mention that i felt so bad for Seok-hyun (No Jong-hyun) when watching the show because i thought that he was like the others due to his first encounter with Jong-Woo. i was really praying for Jong-Woo to stay or try to sneak out with Seok-hyun, but during the last few episodes, he wasn’t really in his right mind to do so. also, if Seok-hyun wasn’t so curious about everything, he wouldn’t end up being killed by Ms. Eom and Deuk-Jong/Deuk Soo (Park Jong-Hwan, i honestly don’t know which is which ;-;). but eh, curiosity killed the cat.

i love how Jung-hwa (Ahn Eun-jin) slowly got into the realization that Jong-Woo isn’t entirely innocent as he claims and seems to be. the guy was literally still wearing the bracelet that Moon-jo gave him! the bracelet consisted of the teeth that Moon-jo mercilessly extracted without anesthesia/pain-killers. i kinda compared this to Hannibal (2013) because like Hannibal, Moon-jo likes keeping trophies of his murders while also under the illusion that he’s doing so for the sake of art and finishing his artwork.

that part where Jong-Woo and his old friend from the military was so sad for me. the part where Deuk-jong/Deuk-Soo where breaking the door down with an axe reminded me of The Shining (1980) where Jack Torrace was breaking the door down to torment his wife, Wendy. it was really stupid for the friend to drink the drink that was clearly planted in Jong-Woo’s room to drink. it was the same drink that Ms. Eom laced with some sort of drug to make you sleep and have almost zero control over your body.

dude! Kim Ji-Eun looks so much to Ryujin from Itzy! while watching her scenes, i kept thinking, “Ryujin, Ryujin, Ryujin~”. anyways, Ji-Eun is a really good actress and she plays her part very well. i just think that she has this “girlfriend” vibe now to me lmao. she also looks very innocent too and has this constant concerned expression.. like Ryujin does lol.

alsoooo, LEE DONG WOOK’S DUALITY !! i heard that he filmed Strangers From Hell and Touch Your Heart (2019) in the same year! this dude portrayed Moon-jo really well and i was wondering how he can pull off a tsundere boyfriend and a psychopath so well 😭.

anyways, i love how this show made each character look so disgusting that it was actually so convincing. their acting was so convincing and it actually made me think that they’re a bunch of psychopaths. like i was honestly so disgusted by Hong Nam-bok’s (Lee Joong-ok) character lmao, i was actually thinking what the guy would probably smell like since he doesn’t look like the type to look after himself and only cares about Moon-jo’s art.

in conclusion, i was really entertained by this drama. its been a while since i watched a K-Drama in particular and i’ve been really curious with what this drama is about so i decided to watch it. i’ll probably take a few days to try and move on from this one though lmao.

thanks for reading !!

[moonkhao]

Joong the Explorer

[atinyidea]

Magic Is In The Heart | Ravenclaw Hongjoong | 2

→ ml!

→ note! in this fic, Hongjoong’s reader (Sunshine) is a male

→ 223 bullet points!

→ Half-Blood.

→ Sixth Year.

→ Prefect.

→ Ravenclaw Quidditch Captain.

→ Best Class: Transfiguration

→ Worst Class: Arithmancy

→ Favourite Class: Defence Against The Dark Arts

→ Least Favourite Class: Arithmancy

he classifies himself as a half-blood even though three-quarter blood is more accurate

“just doesn’t sound nice”

he would say

his mother came from a long line of pureblood wizards

while his father was a half-blood wizard born to a wizard and a muggle

it’s all very complicated

so Hongjoong simply says “half-blood” affectionately

his father was in Ravenclaw

his mothers family seem to mainly be in Gryffindor

although his mother was in Hufflepuff

his family didn’t particularly care which house he was placed in

but they were proud of him nonetheless

he is an only child

only has one cousin

he’s seven years younger than him though

Hongjoong was sad

finding out that he’d only be coming to Hogwarts

just as Hongjoong was leaving

he made it a point to ask one of his younger friends to keep an eye out for him when he came up

natural leader

became a prefect in the fifth year

so it was natural for him to become Ravenclaw’s Quidditch Captain in his sixth year

first year

one thing to note about his parents was that they were quite strict 

and because they lived in a muggle town

they were accustomed to muggle technology

like phones and game stations and televisions

but

Hongjoong wasn’t allowed a smartphone

or a phone in general

until he was an official teenager

(he got an iPhone for his thirteenth birthday)

so as an eleven-year-old

not knowing anyone because all his friends seemed to be younger than him

he took a Nintendo DS on the train with him

because he could get bored easily

sadly for him

his father had pulled a small prank on him and switched out the DS card that held at least ten different games on it

for a card

with one game on it

called 

‘Lateral Puzzles’

more than half of which

Hongjoong had already completed

so that was something to look forward to

when he found a compartment

there was a boy in there already

dressed in colourless robes already

it was safe to assume the boy was a first year like him

sure enough

the two of them became friends

after the boy introduced himself as Seonghwa

Seonghwa had taken an interest in Hongjoong’s DS the second he took it out

asking all sorts of questions

which Hongjoong was more than happy to answer

the two of them talked for a long time 

before Hongjoong decided he’d taught Seonghwa enough about the DS

for him to play with it while he changed into his robes

when he returned

the discussion of houses

Hongjoong, coming from a family so diverse in their Hogwarts houses, didn’t have a house in mind

and the two of them bonded over the fact they really couldn’t care less

sticking together, talking the whole way

shared a boat with two new people, ‘Mimi’ and ‘Jisoo’

who he instantly got on well with

sat there grinning

talking quietly with Jisoo

watching Seonghwa and Mimi bicker all the way to the great hall

before they had to split up

since Seonghwa had to move away

Hongjoong grabbed him

“we’ll stay friends no matter our house, yeah?”

he was strangely protective over his new found friendship

was a bit nervous

shy lil bub

“of course”

Hongjoon’s heart: uwu

the sorting hat put him in Ravenclaw

because the sorting hat saw his potential in creative thinking and with the guide of Ravenclaw house he would be able to bounce off other creative minds to think better

because he was already friendly and hardworking and daring and ambitious

and he would grow and flourish better in Ravenclaw

Hongjoon didn’t mind though, already planning out his letter back home to his father

he made friends easily on the table and with his roommates

but stuck with Seonghwa like they promised

(as well as Mimi and Jisoo)

classes

was good at flying lessons straight away

having flown before with his parents and cousin

very good at quidditch

but due to the rule

was only allowed to try out for quidditch during the second year

became captain in his sixth year

Hongjoong is good at the core subjects

he always gets good grades

especially excels in Transfiguration

enjoys Defence Against the Dark Arts the most

Professor McGonagall is his favourite teacher

don’t tell Madam Hooch

actually struggled with potions in the beginning

but Seonghwa helped him a lot during first year

Hongjoong is very grateful

when it came to picking the additional subjects

with his Ravenclaw Cap™️ on 

he decided he was going to pick four of the five options

Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, Ancient Runes and

...

Arithmancy

bad decision there Hongjoong

he 

hates

Arithmancy

a set of confusing number systems, different to any of the number systems e grew up with

(he still has no idea how there could be different number systems,,,, they're all the name numbers!!!)

he gets through it on his proficiency in Divination

Arithmancy is still his worst subject

Professor Vector is cool though

third and fourth year

second year? uneventful

third year? moderately eventful

Hongjoong made new friends with the boys who crashed into their train compartment

(Wooyoung, San and Yunho)

(They pulled a prank on Jungho and his friend)

(Jongho’s friend lovingly dubbed ‘Sunshine’ by San as childhood nickname)

San grinned

“Do you mind if we stay here? We decided to prank my brother but we forgot his friend, Sunshine, was in there too and now we’re running form two very angry firstys”

Hongjoong shook his head in disbelief

a smile on his lips

but let them stay anyway

back in the Ravenclaw tower

Hongjoong finally met Yeosang

Hongjoong hadn’t spent much time in Ravenclaw tower during his second year

meaning there weren’t many chances for him to meet anyone new

but he and his friends (the new ones too) had stayed in the great hall longer than they normally would

so he was heading to the common room a little later than everyone else

which he didn’t mind

meant it was quiet for once

Hongjoong didn’t think anyone would be down in the common room

seeing as it was almost midnight now

(too much fun in the great hall + the east courtyard = almost midnight)

but lo and behold

Yeosang!!

sat in one of the comfy chairs

near the bookshelf alcove

Hongjoong, being Hongjoong

tripped over a book on the floor

making noise

bringing attention to himself as well as scaring the living daylights out of Yeosang

Yeosang let out an actual shriek

so did Hongjoong

“sorry! I was trying to be quiet”

“looks like it.”

Hongjoong only grinned

he got up and made his way over to Yeosang, sitting on a chair opposite him

“I’m Hongjoong”

“Yeosang”

“What are you reading?”

they spent a good hour talking about the book

heading down the spiral staircase in the middle of the common room towards their dorms

making a deal to sit together at breakfast the next morning

new friend: achieved

of course.

this confused their friends the next morning

but they did sit with each other!

at the Ravenclaw table!

Hongjoong and his friends usually congregated at the Slytherin table, since the majority of them were in Slytherin

(And Yeosang usually sat with his Hufflepuff friend Mingi)

but that morning they sat together

talking about books

and classes

then the topic of friends came up

and Hongjoong invited Yeosang to sit with him and his group from then on

“you can sit with us, you know, from now on. we’re friends now”

“can I bring a couple of friends?”

“yeah! you can never have too many friends”

so yeah third year! big friend group!

in fourth year however

Hongjoong officially met Jongjo’s best friend

(and Jongho started sitting with them properly)

Sunshine was, well,

very fiery

funny

and also very cute

in comparison to Jongho

Sunshine was tall

he was taller than Hongjoong too

like Yunho tall

did he mention cute?

Hongjoong doesn’t recall when his crush on Sunshine was a thing

but he spent his fourth year trying to get everyone in their new group to stop trying to kill each other

and only really admired from afar

Seonghwa: just talk to him

Hongjoong: yall hear summ?

fifth year

was made male Ravenclaw Prefect

super proud beb

his father teared up when the letter came

shined the badge every night coming up to the new term

Hongjoong: Dad? TF?

Hongjoong’d Mum: S t o p

amazing family

never a dull moment

tried not to looked shocked when Seonghwa boarded the train with a prefects badge

it’s okay Joong

Seonghwa was shocked too

made friends with the female Slytherin Prefect too

“Pepy”

she’s cool

doesn’t stand for Wooyoung’s, or San’s, shit

mad respect

shares grins with her when they witness Seonghwa and Mimi try to talk without blushing

the teasing between Hongjoong and Seonghwa can get annoying

Pepy usually just leaves when they go at it

Seonghwa: Sunshine!

Hongjoong: Mimi!!

He finally works up the courage to actually talk to Sunshine in fifth year

awkward lil beb is still awkward though

O.W.L.s

Charms: [O]utstanding

Transfiguration: [O]utstanding

Herbology: [O]utstanding

Defence Against the Dark Arts: [O]utstanding

Potions: [E]xceeds [E]xpectations

Care Of Magical Creatures: [E]xceeds [E]xpectations

Astronomy: [A]cceptable

Divination: [O]utstanding

Ancient Runes: [O]utstanding

Arithmancy: [P]oor

poor Joong cried when he saw the Poor

still doesn’t know if they were sad tears or tears of relief because he no longer was obligated to take Arithmancy

sixth year (current)

in sixth year he elected to take Alchemy

with Seonghwa and Mimi

and Pepy!

and Sunshine made it a thing™️ to support Ravenclaw instead of Slytherin during their quidditch match

cocky Hongjoong after Ravenclaw wins the match

“are you my lucky charm?” 

it’s going to be interesting

[moonkhao]

Hidden Agenda BTS

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#joong is so annoying (affectionate) ✨