#Jaír

[loreber]

[tinogiehd]

JESUS GEORGES SELFIE

OH WOWWWWW

[mcdlaurance]

i’m not a pious man in any way but oh my god religious imagery goes crazy

also haiiii first post on my mcd sideblog :3

[idk-tbh-idk]

may i quietly request some nischa fluff? like them cuddling and being all domestic? please? 🥺

Yah, maybe I’m missing the “cuddling” part, but the sillies be upon yeh

Reference for the one on the right corner:

[killsalem]

Been obsessed with these lately.

[linoguy]

it’s so over

[jrwiyuri]

“Lizzie isn’t kissable she would kill you” I’m starting to think you people just see her as aggressive and nothing else

[starredforlife]

hey :) i love your look!!!! related question: does your hair fall like that naturally or do you use some product? because if yes please teach me your ways i want to have as much butch swag as you

Hi, thank you so much!! It’s both. It’s falls like this pretty naturally esp when it’s shorter but when I want to spruce it up or keep it neat (mostly bc the back always gets unkempt) I use a wax/cream that I got from my stylist, would def recommend for shaping shorter hair like mine. For texture I use a little sea salt spray or just style it after I’ve lifted weights lol.

Products I use! ^ oh and a comb too, more recently.

[wewitomexicano]

Novo proyecto

Autor Adriana la de los dibujos wey

Ahí lo dejo……….por ahora

La cetona no sirve para remover la pintura hay que usar una lima para pulir muy suave y así remover eso, me gusta pintar en ese material, mi taladro no es tan fino a si que use mi muñeca para realizar los orificios y así encajaran las cabezas en los cuellos, ando esperando el primatisante* de Comex para comenzar a pintarlos

Sus medidas son 13.5 cm y 10cm son adorables!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[valiah-creates-stuff]

New pfp

[theloserarmy]

Rant about my water intake lol

One of the weirdest regular interactions I have is strangers and near strangers (as well as friends and family, but I love them so it’s less bad) being super comfortable commenting on my water intake. I know it’s a huge thing right now and a hot button issue but I really struggle with the texture and flavor of water. Juice is okay sometimes! Carbonated drinks are texturally much better for me personally which means I drink A Lot of soda in an attempt to remain hydrated. A lot of it is diet soda, and a lot of it is seltzer water in an attempt not to just be ingesting liquid sugar all the time. The optics aren’t great because I am a fat person drinking lots of soda but Jesus I wish people didn’t think it was their business I am tired of explaining myself and getting advise that I have tried before and it didn’t work. I wish people trusted that I am an adult and doing what works for me. I do try to drink water when I can. If I try to drink water when I can’t I will throw up it’s not really a matter of ‘just doing it’ I am so tired of people who don’t live in my body not trusting my experience of living in it. If I make my liquid intake dependent on my water intake I will simply not drink anything! I’ve tried! I’m tired! Trust me!!!!!!

[thatgirlstrawberry]

Sick Surprise pt. 6 — Rossi’s Princess Castle

In which Spencer invites Y/N to his team’s dinner but the sitter for Eloise cancels

Warnings: Fluff, ¿smut scene?, Eloise, Henry and Jack being adorable, dirty jokes, Derek teasing Spencer, the team being like wtf— 😧

Spencer Reid x fem!reader

Spencer’s chest heaved as he collapsed on the bed next to his girlfriend. Her eyes were still squeezed shut and her lip between her teeth.

After a moment of breathing and calming down, Y/N hummed and moved to lay close to him. “Wanna go shower?” She asked, kissing his neck. “We can be louder in there.” He chuckled, rubbing her cheek with the pad of his thumb.

“Of course.” He kissed her lips and pulled away, laughing when she tried to catch his lips again. She giggled as he began talking again. “So… there’s this dinner…” He trailed off.

Y/N hummed, her fingers grazing over his abs gently. “Mhm…”

Spencer cleared his throat. “My friend from work is hosting at his house and Um—“ He paused and kissed her because her lips were searching for his. “They know that I’m dating someone— that someone being you— and Rossi invited you.”

Y/N stopped he movement of her hand and looked up at him. A small smile grew on her lips. “Really?” She asked quietly.

Spencer smiled down at her. “Really. I would really like for them to meet you.”

Y/N nodded. “But what if they don’t like me?”

The man scoffed. “They’re gonna love you.” He whispered. “I love you.”

Her smile grew and she grabbed the side of his face, kissing him. He pushed her hair out of the way and kissed her back. “I love you too. So much.” She mumbled between kisses. “And I would love to come to dinner.”

Spencer chuckled. “If you keep kissing me like that we’re not gonna make it to the shower.”

Y/N smirked, moving her body to straddle waist. “I’m okay with that.”

.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.

Two days later, Y/N stood in front of her full body mirror in a dress and heels. Eloise was jumping on her bed and singing some song about colors she had heard on the tv earlier in the day.

“Mommy, how long you gonna be gone?” Eloise asked as she stopped jumping.

The mother hummed and spun around. “Just a few hours.”

Eloise shook her head and frowned. “A foo hours is wike… forever, mommy!”

Y/N giggled and sat on the edge of her bed, letting Eloise lean against her. “No it’s not, Eloisey. And you get to be here with Katie. Don’t you like Katie?”

The girl gasped. “Oh my dosh— I wuv Katie.” She breathed out.

Y/N smiled and nodded, kissing her cheek. “I know! You guys are gonna have so much fun!”

Like the universe hated her or something, her phone buzzed beside her and she picked it up.

From: Katie

Hi Y/N! I’m sooooo sorry but i can’t watch Eloise tonight. I think I caught the flu and I’d hate to get her sick

Y/N sighed and shut her eyes. “You’ve got to be fucking me in the ass.” She groaned, forgetting that there was a 3 year old right next to her.

“Mommy, why did you say the fuck word?” Eloise asked causing her to groan louder.

She opened her eyes and put a smile on her face. She knew that Spencer’s phone was on silent and he probably wouldn’t be paying much attention to it while he was with his team.

“No reason baby.” She shook her head. “Go pick out an outfit for you to wear tonight, okay?”

Eloise furrowed her eyebrows. “Why?”

Y/N swiped Jaír out of her baby’s eyes. “Because Katie can’t come tonight so, we’re gonna go eat dinner with Spencer.”

Eloise squealed and crawled off of her mom’s bed and ran out into her room.

.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.

When Y/N arrived at the house— the fucking mansion— she sighed and looked back at Eloise.

“Oh my dosh, Spenther’s fwiend wives in a princess castle!” The girl shouted, clapping her hands.

Y/N laughed. “Yes, he does live in a princess castle.” She took her phone off of the gps thingy in her car and got out.

She walked around the front of the car and got Eloise out of her car seat. “You ready?” She asked, hiking the girl up on her hip, and holding her fist out.

“Ready fweddy.” Eloise nodded and bumped her tiny fist on Y/N’s.

Y/N nodded and began to walk up the stone driveway. She got to the door, feeling her heart hammer in her chest. “Oh god, I can’t do this.” She whispered.

“Yeth you can mommy.” Eloise smiled and touched her mother’s cheek.

She kissed Eloise’s forehead and quickly pressed the doorbell. They heard the sound outside before hearing Spencer’s voice.

“That’s Y/N!” He said, trying to be quiet. “Don’t ask too many questions— Derek why are you sm- stop smirking.”

Y/N took a deep breath in and the door swung open. Spencer’s smile widened when he saw Eloise in her arms.

The woman shook her head. “I’m really sorry, my sitter canceled and I knew that I wouldn’t be able to find one on short notice and I’m really—“

“Y/N, Y/N.” Spencer stopped her. “It’s okay! I was hoping you’d bring Eloise anyway.” He said, looking at the kid. “I missed my girl anyways.” He smiled and Eloise held her arms out.

Y/N let Spencer take her out of her arms. “Are you sure this is okay? Do I look okay? Is my makeup-“

Spencer leaned forward to kiss her shortly. “Everything is fine.” He nodded.

Y/N nodded and smiled up at him nervously, following him as he moved back inside the house.

She walked behind him and heard a quiet gasp as they entered the dining room. “Oh my God, is that a child!?”

Y/N bit her lip and stood next to Spencer, smiling nervously and looking around at everyone. “Uh, guys this is Y/N.” He said nodding down at her. “And this is Eloise,” He noticed how Y/N stiffened under the team’s stares. He cleared his throat.

A blonde dressed in bright purple stood up and made her way towards them. “Oh my goodness!” She pulled Y/N into a hug causing a surprised noise to leave the woman’s mouth. “It’s so nice to meet you!” She pulled away and looked at the girl in Spencer’s arms. “And you too! Oh my gosh you’re adorable.”

“Hi, it’s nice to meet you.” Y/N spoke.

“I’m Penelope!”

Eloise became shy and she waved, leaning into Spencer’s neck. Y/N giggled and said hi.

Then, everyone else walked up to them and introduced themselves to her and Eloise.

Derek and Savannah, David Rossi, Emily Prentiss, JJ and Will and Aaron Hotchner all greeted her with a smile and a handshake— JJ hugged her.

When the blonde woman met Eloise, she glanced up at Spencer with wide eyes. “I’m JJ.” She told the girl.

“Hi JJ.” Eloise greeted quietly.

Y/N smiled and Eloise looked at her with wide eyes. “What’s wrong baby?” The girl waved her over and she walked over, leaning closer to her. Eloise whispered something in her mom’s ear.

A moment later, she pulled away from her and looked at Rossi. “I’m sorry, can we go use your bathroom?”

The man nodded. “Of course.” He smiled. “It’s right down that hallway to the left.”

“Thank you.” She nodded, taking Eloise from Spencer and nodding at him before walking to the bathroom.

The team waited until her heels stopped clicking and the bathroom door shut.

Derek scoffed. “So how exactly did you win her over?” He asked with a chuckle. Savannah slapped his arm.

Spencer rolled his eyes. “We met at this coffee shop near her apartment—“

JJ smiled. “What, like five years ago? I mean, that kid is huge!” She exclaimed in a hushed whisper.

He shook his head. “No Um… I met her six months ago. Eloise is Um… she’s not mine.” He hated saying because even though technically it was true, anything a father would do for his daughter, he’d do for Eloise.

“She’s adorable, Reid.” Emily spoke. “Oh, the kid is too.” She jokingly shrugged.

Spencer smiled and rolled his eyes. “She’s really nervous so can we please tone down the compliments.”

JJ’s eyes lit up. “Ooh! Maybe Eloise would like to play with Henry and Jack when dinner is cooking.” She pursed her lips. “They’re just in the back yard.”

Spencer shrugged. “We’ll have to ask her.” As if on cue, Y/N’s heels began clicking again and Eloise was saying things.

They came around the corner and /N was holding Eloise’s hand as they walked. She let go of her mother’s hand and ran up to Rossi, pulling on his pant leg. “Scuse me, mithter. Do you wive in a princess castle?”

The team laughed and Rossi bent down a bit. “I do live in a princess castle.” He nodded.

Spencer chuckled and leaned over to Y/N as the two of them went into a deep conversation about Eloise’s favorite princesses.

“Is it okay if she goes outside and plays with JJ and Hotch’s boys?” He asked.

Y/N nodded. “Yeah, of course. But you didn’t need to ask my permission.” She told him quietly. “I trust you, okay?”

Spencer nodded and kissed the side of her head before getting Eloise’s attention. “Hey, Eloisey do you wanna go play outside and meet some new friends?”

The girl nodded shyly and Spencer held out his hands. Eloise grabbed onto both and hopped onto his feet. Y/N laughed as he began to waddle towards the sliding doors behind the dining room table.

JJ went out before him so she could rally up the other kids. “Hey guys?” She called. Y/N followed behind Spencer and Eloise.

The boys stopped throwing the ball around and came running towards JJ. “Is dinner done yet, mommy?” Henry asked.

JJ chuckled. “Not yet honey. I wanted you and Jack to meet Spencer’s friends Y/N and Eloise.”

They looked up at the woman and then at the girl who held a small smile. “I’m Eloise.” She nodded. “You wike pwaying superhewoes?” She asked.

Jack nodded rapidly and Henry gasped. “We love playing superheroes.”

Eloise hopped off of Spencer’s feet. “Otay. I’m donna be the good one. You duys be da bad ones.”

She ran further into the yard and Y/N laughed, covering her mouth as they ran after her. “She’s gonna sleep gooood tonight.” She nodded with a smile.

Rossi tapped her on the shoulder and she turned around. “Would you like a glass of wine?”

“Ooh.” She smiled. “What do you have?” She asked.

Rossi chuckled. “A whole damn cellar, sweetheart.”

.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.

Emily, Penelope, JJ, Savannah and Y/N all stood around the kitchen island with their glasses of wine. The guys sat around in the backyard watching the kids play. “So…” Emily smirked. “How’s the sex?”

Y/N almost choked on her wine and took the glass away from her mouth, wiping her noir with a napkin. She giggled and kissed her teeth. JJ slapped Emily’s arm. “What? It’s a real question.” She shrugged.

The woman inhaled. “It’s fuckin’ mind blowing. He like a vagina wizard or something.” She laughed. The rest of the girls laughed as well.

They were consumed in conversation when the oven dinged. Y/N raised her hand. “I’ll go get the guys.” She told them.

She set her glass down and walked out of the kitchen and towards the sliding doors. The guy’s chairs were faced away from the door and she slowly open it. Before she called for them, she paused when she caught the end of their conversation.

“I think she was sent by God. She’s perfect.” Spencer’s voice was quiet but she smiled hearing every word. “A-and Eloise is the cherry on top. I didn’t know that I wanted kids until I met her. She’s the best. And she’s just like her mother.”

Y/N teared up and bit her lip as the guys all ‘awed’ and patted him on the back. “And I’m gonna marry her. I don’t know when but it’s going to happen.”

Her grin widened and she cleared her throat. “Um, I think dinner is ready.” She said quietly. They all turned back, not think that she had heard their entire conversation.

Rossi popped out of his chair and clapped. “Great! You’re gonna love my lasagna.” He nodded.

“Lasagna?” She repeated, glancing at her cute but very messy girl.

Rossi chuckled. “Oh, don’t worry. I made the kids chicken nuggets and fries.”

Y/N sighed in relief and laughed. She saw Eloise running up to her and she bent down. The girl ran and jumped into her arms. “Mommy, can Jack and Henry come over tomorrow!?” She asked.

Y/n spun her around. “We’ll have to ask their parents but it’s okay with me! Come on let’s go eat!”

Spencer smiled as he watched Y/N wiggle her around as they went inside.

He got so lucky.

.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.

After dinner, the kids were watching a Disney movie in Rossi’s home theater and the adults were all standing around the kitchen island talking.

Spencer grabbed Y/N’s hand and she leaned over to him. “I love you.” She spoke quietly. “And thank you for being with me and Eloise.”

He kissed her cheek, knowing that the others were too immersed in conversation with each other. “I will always be with you.”

Y/N giggled. “And the girls might tease you at work for a little while.”

Spencer furrowed his eyebrows with a smile. “Why?” He asked, rubbing his hand over her lower back.

“I may or may not have called you a vagina wizard.”

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HAHAHAHAHAHH

I love this so much and I love that Y/N and Eloisey met the teammmmm!

The next chapter has some angst and it’s gonna be about Eloise’s 4th birthday! So excited!

I hope you enjoyed this chapter

Love ya bunches ❤️❤️❤️

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[lackadaisycats]

I Jaír wanted to say that I just watched Lackadaisy yesterday and it was my first introduction to Lackadaisy ever- and I am SOOOOOO HAPPY I happened to stumble across it cuz WTF WTF WTF I LOVE INDIE ANIMATION THAT WAS AMAZING WOW - The characters were amazing- the artsyle SUPER PLEASING - THE VOICE ACTING RUAAGG - THE ANIMATION- ANF THE ENTIRE CONCEPT AND IDEA AND OOHH UTS SO HOOD WTF HOW DO IALWAYS STUMBLE UPON GEMS SO LATE WOWW - I am so happy about its existence and I wanna say that immense props to the whole team and u feo being the creator in the first place cuz damn you got places and will keep going along with the rest of the team cuz that was one great pilot. It was even better than animated shows I’ve seen from much larger companies and it’s super inspiring and motivating to see such good work come from indie artists and inspire others and even simply produce seretonin to the crowd LIKEEE WOOWW

Wow - those are some glowing words. Thank you!!

I'm awfully glad you enjoyed it, and I will pass this along to the crew!

[indecisive-dizzy]

Hi i just watched the video with Eddie and the pea from the website I’m crying

Also my first thought when watching it was both “omg Eddie nuuuu” and “holy shit what is Daisey gonna think about this? Cause they’d totally call and say hi, they wouldn’t Jaír stay quiet :,)”

So now I’m thinking about what Daisey’s role in this would be :,)))))

So yeah, how are you doing pookie :3

How am I doing? How. am I. Doing.

Bestie, pookie, synonyms <3 I have shattered into a million pieces. Exploded. and the pieces are in The Lake with eddie (iykyk)

I've rewatched the video so much. Listened while reading the transcript. Staring at the transcript and losing my Mind.

Welcome Home. No, Clown and the team have single handedly forced me to have Beef with a pea.

Ya know what here's a thing I realized earlier related to my post about the "Right under your nose" line. yeah the background noise post. After the line plays it cuts from Home back to Eddie's face. Then he Looks down at the Pea. He looked Right Under His Nose. FUCK.

I cant even think about my ocs rn bestie,,, how do you do it sobs the horrors have consumed me.

[kaeyx]

I need your thoughts on lamb Sigma I like the idea of him having small horns yet can’t decide if I like him more as a cat,bunny or lamb yet curly Jaír sigma is adorable in my opinion

LAMB SIGMA OG MY GOD??? I've always been a huge fan of bunny Sigma for obvious reasons (very cute. Floppy ears. Anxiety) but LAMB SIGMA...........

Cute little horns and shaky legs and soft wool, big scared eyes, he's soooooo pretty and sweet. It also fits really well with him being part of Fyodor's plan but ultimately disposable, an innocent little animal there for slaughter as part of something bigger.

[jrwiyuri]

I FORGOT DNDADS IS TODAY AUGHHH…