#Jackson Neill

[commander----shepard]

[melk917]

For naughty emojis, how about the headcanons of your choice for all three boys?

Ohhh... my choice....

🚗 car sex headcanons for Raf, Jackson, and Paul.

Rafael...

It's well established that he doesn't drive. Never learned. There was no reason to, when public transport was readily available, cars were expensive, and parking was sparse. But that doesn't mean that it didn't hold some level of appeal. He's seen plenty of movies and TV shows set in suburbia, teenagers sneaking off to be alone however they can and making out in the back of cars. It's a fantasy he's kept to himself mostly over the years...

But then he finds himself in Iowa, working on election fraud. Ubers are sparse, the rest of the volunteers aren't always going in the direction he is, public transport is almost nonexistent. He gives in... he needs to learn.

You drive the two of you out to an old high school parking lot on a Saturday afternoon. It's bright, sunny, and totally empty. You spend an afternoon, Rafa driving around the parking lot incredibly slowly. Half the time his foot isn't even on the gas, just letting the car inch forward at it's idling speed.

He pulls into a spot after a few hours, reasonably pleased with his progress. You go to unbuckle, but he stops you before you can open the door to get out and switch back to the driver side. You turn back, eyebrow raised.

"Hang on -- one last thing." He's flushed, smirking a bit.

You raise your eyebrows and then laugh when you realize what he's thinking. "Well, come on then, Romeo. More space to spread out in the back."

Jackson....

Oh Jackson.... he has this old junky car in his garage that he is eternally "working on" (really, he's mostly drinking beer out there and tinkering). The car doesn't work at. All. But you love to sit out there with him, watching his arms flex, old tshirt he's wearing tight across his biceps and shoulders.

You may not have been able to drive it anywhere yet, but he has 100% spread you out over the hood... had you in his lap in the front seat, pushed all the way back to have enough space for leverage....spread out in the back seat. You're reasonably certain this was the point of the car in the first place, and you're absolutely not going to complain.

Paul....

Oh... I think Paul's days of car sex are in the past. But as a teenager and his early 20s? He was 100% one of those teenagers Rafa saw movies about who would steal his parent's car and drive out somewhere to make out with a girl (or go as far as they can). In his 20s, he and his girlfriend at the time would take long car trips, going to the mountains to hike or down to the beaches in South Carolina... and sometimes they just couldn't wait until they got to wherever they were staying. And as hot as the idea of road head was, he wasn't going to take the risk. Instead, he'd pull off to the side of the road, pulling her into the back seat. Or the times he wouldn't even have time to pull her back there before she'd get her hand down his pants, or lean over the middle console to take him in her mouth.

But at this point? The idea is hotter than it is in practice. Give him a bed to spread out it in and take his time over the cramped seat of a car, any day.

[pascalispretty]

Wet Hot Summer Bingo Masterlist

All the fics from the Wet Hot Summer Bingo are compiled here! Thanks so much to @thatesqcrush and @storiesofsvu for participating in mine, @lannister-slings-and-arrows and @melk917 's bingo. If I'm missing any entries, please let me know!

@thatesqcrush -

The Nanny, Interrupted - Bryan Kneef x female reader

Get Your Motor Runnin' - Bryan Kneef x female reader

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall - Rafael Barba x female reader

Sparks - Bryan Kneef x female reader

Accident and Fortuity - Bryan Kneef x female reader

I Think I Wanna Marry You - Joe Velasco x reader

The Nanny, Green is the Colour - Bryan Kneef x female reader

@storiesofsvu -

Heatwave - Joe Velasco x female reader x Sonny Carisi

Summer Retreat - Joe Velasco x female reader

Summer Fling - Joe Velasco x female reader

@melk917 and @lannister-slings-and-arrows -

Wet T-Shirt, No Contest - Jackson Neill x OC

@lannister-slings-and-arrows and @pascalispretty -

Tempting Tan Lines - Rafael Barba x female reader x Sonny Carisi

@pascalispretty -

Breathe Me In - Rafael Barba x female reader

[cardinalmark]

Jackson Neill - personality traits wise, would he be a Gemini or Sagittarius?

[fourorfivemovements]

Happy 30th Anniversary, Jurassic Park!

[camyfilms]

JURASSIC PARK 1993

Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

[frogshunnedshadows]

1993 trailer for Jurassic Park. Note the lack of any CGI dinosaurs, nor any of the now-famous John Williams score.

[spookytuesdaypod]

spooky tuesday is a (now not so new!) podcast where we’re breaking down all of our favorite slashers, thrillers, monster movies and black comedies on the new scariest day of the week.

it's no trick (and not just because april fools' day was yesterday): we really are doing jurassic park (1993) on our latest episode. though many have questioned whether or not the steven spielberg classic technically counts as horror, we're ready to put the matter to bed, tuck it in tight, and wish it sweet dinosaur dreams… or at least terrifying t-rex nightmares. because let's be real — this flick freaked us all out as kids, and given the fact that it's a movie about the og monsters, it definitely meets spooky tuesday's standards. no one can take on three raptors alone, though, which is why we invited why the flick's claire white to be our guide on this dangerous expedition.

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[demifiendrsa]

Steven Spielberg’s Jurassic Park hit theaters nationwide on June 11, 1993. Happy 30th anniversary!

[destinationout]

“Next time, it’ll be flawless.” 

Jurassic Park (1993) Directed by Steven Spielberg Cinematography by Dean Cundey

[commander----shepard]

[melk917]

Unfinished Jackson - Priest Role Play

Jackson role play as priest - song vibe: personal jesus (depeche mode version)

Find a box of his old stuff from seminary and there’s a collar in there and you’re like ohh?? And hes like oh????

hes just very suggestive like "oh you have something to confess?" and she's like "put the collar on, and we'll see father"”

Like he’s giving you communion and you’re on your knees looking up at him, and he’s pressing this fingers to your lips for the wafer and the wine but then is dipping his fingers in the wine and you’re lapping it up, sucking on his fingers

the act itself tho... i see both him making her confess first. and i want to work the image in there of her on her knees with some terribly debauched attempt at him giving communion

but like, does he make her touch herself? does she confess that she is while she's telling him these things? Full sex? Her blowing him? Him coming on her face

Coming on her face as “communion” and then she leans in to clean him up, licking around the barbell, tugging on it gently with lips and teeth making him grunt and throw his head back, jaw working as he tugged sharply at her hair, cock jerking with the over stimulation

[captain-sassy-socks]

[deepdwnbodythurst]

Jurassic Park (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

[moviehealthcommunity]

Escape Plan (2013)

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[kuro-o-o-o]

Sg-1 Team: Oh no! We can't do anything in this Situation because we're military and we have our orders!

Daniel: *hair flip* I'm not military I can do what ever the fuck I want! 🎉🎉🎉