#Jamie Het

[0-flowers-for-ophelia-0]

[heavnlyhetfield]

noooooo :(( james caught covid

after seeing the reddit posts from friday night i had a feeling but still, i hope he recovers quickly and doesn’t feel too sick

[w0niecult]

lmk if ur like uncomfortable with this but like bro sadist!kirk.. im gone. imagine him like slapping you while in missionary position :(( or choking u. djfjfjfjf

Y E S

YES SADISM ALL THE WAYYYYYYYYYY

✦ slapping and spitting >>>>>>

✦ like, imagine Kirk coming back from a show all pissed and taking his anger out on you <3

✦ Facefucking you like you’re nothing but a hole

✦ loves slapping you and degrading you til you cry

✦ He just thinks you look so pretty with tears in your eyes :((

✦ pulls out to rub his pretty pink tip on your lips

✦ Tasting his salty cum omg <3<3 I need it rn

✦ spits on you when you’re sucking and fondling his fat balls >_<

✦ Calls you his dirty whore

✦ I need Kirk to fuck me in missionary NOW

✦ His cock omggg

(I just know he has a pretty cock I JUST KNOW😭)

✦ pinches your clit whenever you ride him cuz he loves hearing your squeals :((

✦ biting and lots of hickeys >_<

✦ choking

✦ Squirting all over his cock <3

✦ He’d be so sweet after though!!

✦ he’ll clean you up and say the sweetest things

“You okay? I didn’t hurt you too bad, did I?”

“You did so good bunny,”

✦ He’s so hot I have to marry him NOW

(Ignore any errors- I’m really sick atm and too lazy to correct anything)

[crystalline-teeth]

are u kidding

[bubbledtee]

thinking about the “since we started” clip

[not-a-cheese-thief]

I've been so fucking good at avoiding the brain rot. I really have. But then I see one fucking gif of the man city crowd booing Jamie and it's like;

"Maybe he's been outed. Maybe this is his first match after being outed/forced to/chosen to come out. Maybe that's why Keeley and Roy came to his mum's house. For emotional support. Because he's coming out. Maybe 🤡🤡🤡🤡"

[layalu]

Screw it, posting some Jamies too, bc i can (picrew)

Step 1 to 4 respectively :>

[until--it--sleeps]

for anyone wondering, James was very cute and giggly last night...

it was so beautiful to watch as he interacted and joked with fans...

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Fabian: *muttering under his breath*

Mick: Talking to yourself?

Fabian: It's the only intelligent conversation I get.

[vetornic]

stop talking shit to me i just KNOW he wouldve send you a tone of these

[touchlikethesun]

hey hey, i present to you: a very fluffy jily one-shot, where lily tries to plan a big romantic gesture to confess her feelings to james <333

[0-flowers-for-ophelia-0]

[w0niecult]

AHDHAJA I WAS ON PINTEREST AND I FOUND A CENSORED PICTURE OF KIRK IN A SHOWER CAP AND SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS SAID TO LOOK UP LARS ULRICH SHOWER CAP PIC AND IF YOU CLICK ON ONE OF THE PICTURES AND SCROLL YOU'LL SEE AN (ALBEIT GRAINY) UNCENSORED PIC OF KIRK

i can rest easy having seen that pic, but the point of this was have YOU seen the pic?

I know the exact pin on Pinterest, and photo of Kirk that you’re talking about💀💀

and being reminded of it’s existence is, well, unpleasant.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT PHOTO IS SO INCREDIBLY CURSED😭😭😭

THE WAY HES JUST HOLDING IT WITH A BIG SMILE😀😀😭💀💀

here’s is the uncensored photo btw

[crystalline-teeth]

🥺🥺

[bubbledtee]

the way long journeys, hunting and following leads with outlaw!james would be prime you and him time.

you'd set off early in the morning with enough food and clothes to last you weeks. and your saddles would have all your guns in for any situation. you'd both ride out to your first destination and get a room at a saloon, drinking into the night and maybe (probably) getting into a couple fights with the locals.

and then in the morning, you'd ride out and go hunting, getting enough meat to cook on the fire and hides and pelts to sell to the trapper. and the first night you set up camp would be the first night he fucked you, hard and fast after having no opportunity to even touch you the whole of last week because of the distractions from your camp members. and then that same night, he'd take you again, slower this time and focusing more on making you feel good than him.

and you'd repeat that same process for a week (even though you both wish it would last longer) until eventually, after a lot of tracking and threatening and questioning, you'd come across a big score and you'd both swiftly take out any competition and get your money.

also, after any kind of altercation that involves violence, james immediately comes to you and makes sure that you aren't hurt. even when he's fighting, he's constantly looking over at you to make sure you're safe because even though he knows you're fully capable, he still worries about you more than he'd like to admit.

and then you'd come back to camp with a shit ton of money and big smiles on your face and james is riding out that same day to see if he can get any other leads that require such a long and blissful journey such as that one.

kinda got carried away but being outlaw!james's pretty gunslinger girlfriend is all i want rn.

lana this is so real.

i wanna go on jobs with him so bad. and i bet the other guys in the gang would constantly be frustrated with james that he’s almost always bringing you instead of one of them so they can’t get their own cut of the cash. they’d always be saying stuff like “why the hell are you bringing your woman out on jobs? she’s meant to be back here keepin’ us fed and our clothes washed, she ain’t fit for all that.” to which james would respond “because she’s actually got a brain unlike you.”

james does think you’re a very good homemaker in the gang with the other women, but he enjoys seeing you be able to fend for yourself too. (even if sometimes he gets worried sick as soon as he can’t see you during a shootout)

he also thinks you play a good ‘damsel in distress’ when needed during a robbery

[smolbeandrabbles]

...Well. Here we are. 5 months later...