#Jamison Sugar

[dk-thrive]

The same hunger sends us to prayer and sugar and sweetener and text: the rush of comfort that comes from quick taste, the body suddenly filled with a sensation beyond itself—foreign and seductive.

― Leslie Jamison, The Empathy Exams: Essays (Graywolf Press, April 1, 2014)

[simkoos]

in between building and trying not to drive myself crazy with my indecisiveness, i've been populating my save with men™

adam bardot, 27: local fuccboi, usually spotted at the boba shop shooting his shot with the vendor

barry king, 72: self-made millionaire (or so he claims), owns the 'kingpin gentlemen's club' in del sol valley. he's lowkey forcing his son to take over the business after his retirement

bryn chamberlain, 22: youngest of 4 siblings. he makes bank on simhub but his parents believe he's simply tipped well at the fancy seafood restaurant in downtown san sequoia 🤷

houston morrisey, 26: lowkey has anger issues and denies it while being argumentative and angry... an amazing photographer, loves media production and any music genre as long as it can be played loudly. always in competition with his best friend shayne

jaxon guzman, 31: kinda unhinged, you just don't know what goes on in that mind of his. freaks out customers works at a marijuana dispensary in del sol valley and has a gf that's equally unhinged

kevin offerman, 25: studies early childhood development at ubrite, loves 2000's pop music, green tea and cozy video games. he's also hope and jamison's nanny 🤍

kieran panzacola, 33: looks tough bc he is. definitely the strong and silent type but has a super soft spot for his puppy maddie ;-;

kristian wang, 21: lifestyle influencer from san myshuno, rarely interacts with sims not in his social circle. claims to be humble and down to earth while bragging about purchasing his first home at 19

myles cook, 26: has tons of friends, the guy to go to if you wanna know where the best parties are. lost count of the amount of piercings he has but wants more smh (if you can't tell i love my alt boys sm)

noel easley, 20: lives solely on ramen, granola bars and mcdonald's french fries. very easy going, is absolutely loved by his friends and peers. he's also an expert at crochet and sells his creations on plopsy! (pls buy a hat he needs more fries)

prof. cliff woodruff, 55: foxbury's renowned robotics professor, divorcee, father of 2 and sugar daddy. 👀

shayne goins, 25: friendly but mysterious, wants to be a rockstar when he grows up, has 3 unrequited love interests bc of his fear of vulnerability and commitment :((( always in competition with his best friend houston

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

Good morning, Jamison, I have come to give you coffee headcanons because I was up all night and am currently surviving off of monster energy and coffee.

Medic - He will deny it, but he dumps in copious amounts of creamer and sugar, he likes it sweet!

Scout - Bonk! Energy, no coffee.

Sniper - Black coffee, he can't add anything when in his snipers nest, so he's grown used to it.

Heavy - I feel like he either doesn't need it, or drinks caffinated(auto correct failed me) tea.

Demoman - Scrumpy, with a dash of coffee.

Soldier - Black coffee (the American way! /j).

Pyro - Dumps in so much creamer and sugar that it hardly classifies as coffee anymore (if Starbucks existed in the 60's, then Unicorn Frappe).

Engie - Just 2 or 3 teaspoons of sugar, maybe more if he feels like it.

Spy - He has that multi step espresso machine, all the fancy tools, spends an hour making his little cup of coffee. If he's too tired, then caffinated tea.

(I feel like I'm forgetting someone, but it could be my brain not working cause tired)

You got all the mercs in there don't worry!

And you got all these headcanons right too! I love these. They're so good❗️

[librarycards]

Five books!

1.) Trick Mirror by Jia Tolentino

2.) In the Dream House by Carmen Maria Machado

3.) I’m Glad My Mom Died by Janette McCurdy

4.) Homesick by Nino Cipri

5.) Real Sugar is Hard to Find by Sim Kern

nice choices!!

recs:

Planet of the Blind, Stephen Kuusisto

The Cancer Journals, Audre Lorde

Dept. Of Speculation, Jenny Offill

Bonus: The Empathy Exams, Leslie Jamison

[l33lz]

Love your fanteractions! Can I get some with Roadhog? He's my favourite lol

Roadhog Fanteractions, for anon

Thanks for the request :) First one, hope it is appeasing… :0

———

Junkrat: Roadie! They’ve got us on these posters all over town! I suppose we’re famous now, aren’t we?

Roadhog: Hm? (laughs) Yeah, I guess so.

———

Junker Queen: Didn’t I tell ya what would happen if I ever saw you again, Mako?

Roadhog: Heheh. I’m still standing.

———

Roadhog: I’ll scrap you for parts.

Bastion: (a series of quick, alarming beeps)

———

Ramattra: The Australian Liberation Force. An army that destroyed many of my brothers and sisters.

Roadhog: (sighs) Their scrap made my gun.

Ramattra: You will not see the last of us.

———

Roadhog: Hrngh.

Tracer: What’s wrong, big guy?

Roadhog: …what?

Tracer: (nervous laughter) Nevermind!

———

Junkrat: I’ve never seen ya real face, Roadie. Can ya show it to me?

Roadhog: Shut up.

Junkrat: What if I say pretty please?

Roadhog: No.

Junkrat: With sugar on top? And a little cherry? Whipped cream?

———

Cassidy: There’s a hefty reward for bringing you and your friend in.

Roadhog: Thanks.

Junkrat: Did ya hear that, pig-face?

———

Mei: Don’t you feel any sympathy for all the people you’ve hurt?

Roadhog: (hearty laugh) Not at all.

———

Send requests for fanteractions! Anyways, thanks anon for the ask, hopefully I did you justice. ^_^ I love Roadhog too, hopefully we get more Jamison Fawkes and Mako Rutledge lore in OW2 :)!!!

[shesthespinstersimmer]

2- DO List (2)

Previous / Next / Beginning

LO: I got time to run up to Del Sol?

[ Blair Jamison / Lo's Personal Assistant ]

BLAIR: Only if you make it quick. You got to get back to San My soon for interviews and sponsor meetings with Jake.

LO: Any word on that thing, Sug?

[ Sugar Golden / Public Relations / Press Agent / Fixer ]

SUGAR: Still working on it.

LO: What's T, Babs?

BABS: Shelby Choi is still missing. And Lex has been seen a lot in Windenburg; I know a barista over there.

TURK: I bet you do.

LO: I ain't in the mood for it today, Turk.

BLAIR: What we need is an open call. Find us some new blood, Babs.

BABS: Ohh! On it.

LO: That's what I'm talking about. Look, I don't have time to babysit y'all; a lot of stuff is going down. I don't want to catch none of y'all slippin', if you need help, talk to Blair.

SUGAR: Thanks. I'll check it out.

LO: Listen, we may be opening a small office in San My so we can expand our reach. We're in negotiations right now. Y'all been with me from the beginning, so you all getting promoted to executive roles. That means people working for you. Ready for that?

LOLA: We got you, Lo.

LO: Good. Because we got our work cut out for us. Go ahead and get out of here; go touch some grass. You know how to reach me.

[kaitokrush]

My heart is chained to yours; a Junkrat and Roadhog fanfiction

Chapter 8

Preview

Running over as fast as possible, I slid just to the porch like how a race car drifts a corner, kicking up a cloud of dust behind me. Walking in I take off my shoes and just stand at the door awkwardly.

"Sit down Jamison, I'm just fixing you up a bowl"

The table is wide and tall with steep chairs to accommodate Mako’s big size. I’m practically a little kid who was finally allowed to sit at the adult table instead of the high chair.

"S-so um, Mako what's for grub?"

Pouring something into a bowl, his big hands handling everything with care. His expression focused, he must've put a shit ton of effort into this meal. When Mako is finished filling the bowl, he walks over to me and places the bowl down. With his big frame looming over me I can feel my mouth getting dry, my heart racing as he draws closer. My soul carnally craves every fiber of his being all over me.

"Want anything to drink?"

"U-uh yeah, water is fine."

I look into the bowl, stew? Swirling my finger into the mixture and taste it.

"O-oh fuck."

"What? Is something wrong?"

"THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

Standing from my oversized chair to look inside the bowl, eyes fixated, unable to comprehend the hot soothing sensation in my mouth. Mako slides over my cup of water while placing a bun in the stew.

"WHAT IS THIS!?"

"Use your inside voice and sit down then I'll tell you. Also, your spoon is right there, use it."

Seated in my chair, desperately needing the knowledge on why this stew is so good!!!

"Want me to get you some pillows to sit on or something? You look quite small."

"Yeah, sure."

Before I could say anything, he already got 2 pillows. Rinsing only my butt to let him put the pillows down, the smell of Mako’s cologne overwhelms my senses. Next thing I know my hand on his head, running my fingers through his soft silver hair.

"J-Jamison…you’re um…"

“...Mako!!! I-i um, I’m sorry!!! I was in a haze then suddenly-”

“Pfft it’s fine, just caught me by surprise. A warning next time would be nice.”

"Well um, your hair is soft. What hair products do you use?"

He stands up and looks away blushing under his mask.

"Just… whatever is on clearance."

Sitting across from each other, the table and chairs don't affect Mako’s size. Looks like an average person, he must've got these custom or something.

"So what's in the stew?"

"I had some leftover tofu and I made some stew out of it. Threw in celery, carrots, peas, basil, brown sugar and simmered it on low heat for the day."

"Wait, you're vegan?"

"Not exactly, just went through a vegan phase. B-but I try to find meat that is ethically sourced but sometimes I get some fast food or buy a steak from the grocery store that's on sale."

"Hmmm."

The need to keep devouring my stew is overtaking me, it's so fucking amazing!!! It's like how in the movies, mothers make heartwarming meals. My entire body feels warmed, has Mako always been such a good cook?

"So Jamison, how do you see our relationship?"

With a dazed expression, I perk up from my dinner.

Available on Wattpad and AO3

[xx-obliviousfantasy-xx]

My ideal party list so far:

My friends and family

Bo Burnham

Weird Al

Tom Lehrer

Chelsea Peretti

Jordan Peele

Funky Frog Bait

Stanzi

First Mate Prance

Thomas Sanders

Beyonce

Rihanna

Jhariah

Joshua Kyan Alampour

MatPat and his family

Ben Schwartz dressed as sonic

Dante Basco

Mae Wittman

Tara Strong

Cree Summer

Zeno Robinson

The entire Obama family

Yara Shahidi

Drake

Kendrick Lamar

Metro Boomin

21 Savage

J. Cole

Childish Gambino

Tyler The Creator

Anna Akana

The Beibers

The Weekend

Selena Gomez

Demi Lovato

The Smith Family

Chris Rock (only if the Smiths come)

Jojo Siwa

Kylie Prew

Avery Cyrus

Hayley Kiyoko

Jordan Fisher

Lemon Demon

Jack Stauber

Will Wood

True Damage (LoL)

Zendaya & Tom Holland

Samuel L. Jackson

Hayao Miyazaki

Toshiko MacAdam

Yayoi Kusama

Takashi Murakami

Lirika Matoshi

Stuart Semple

Malala Yousafzai

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Bill Nye

Mae Jamison

Dana Terrace

Rebecca Sugar

N.D Stevenson

Henry Selick

The three recent spider men live action and Shameik moore

Dove Cameron

Hailee Steinfeld

Jeffrey Katzenberg

Michael Eisner

Michael Dante DiMartino

Bryan Konietzko

The entire cast of hamilton

Every former and current member of Starkid

The entire original Broadway cast of Beetlejuice THE MUSICAL

West End & Broadway Six cast

Freddie Wong and his brother (Jimmy)

Anthony Burch and his sister brother (Ashly)

Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Pemberton

Alan Meken

Tape Face

Jesus Christ

Lakshmi

Hera

Cthulhu

And all of the muppets. Not all of THE muppets, but every muppet.

And I would love to publicly NOT invite:

Kanye

Elon Musk

M. Night Shyamalan

Albert Kim

Galen Tipton

Shiki-TMNS

Anish Kapoor (with a card with a picture of Cloud Gate painted in the pinkest pink labeled "Pink Millennium Bean")

Butch Hartman

Tim Burton

Everyone in the kardashian family, not including their children

Ingrid E. Newkirk

Jk Rowling

Kalvin Garrah

Mickey Mouse (but invite Minnie Mouse)

[ofpineapplesanddawns]

Happy holidays, here’s Mr Cartoony-Villain himself, Roderick, being shipped with Thorne Jamison because we love to see that here.

I don’t remember if Donald’s kids have names, so I’m just making them up for this since they’re mentioned and whatnot.

On with the fic!

--

Roderick was man of strategy, of plans, always willing to change and fix them in just a moment’s time if was any issue to complicate things for him. He liked order, and he likes things done in a way that worked for him.

However, that could not be said about his love life, at least in recent months.

There was a chaotic flare to things since he decided to give dating a chance. It would be a bit cliche that Roderick had a change of heart since the events of last December, when he realized that, well, he was a bit of a stuck-up asshole, but it was true. In a sense. And so, taking a page from his twin’s book, he decided to do something he hadn’t done since he was a little boy.

Defy his father’s expectations of him, and not for the positive.

Well, at least not for the positive for his father, for himself, it was good.

He had met someone, at a benefit event in spring. A musical event, with different genres and such. Roderick was representing classical music, orchestras and the like, and while at the party they were hosting for the participants and VIPs, he ran into a man he had never expected to even say three words to in his life.

He had met Thorne Jamison, a punk rocker who was going to be performing that night with his band. They had met near the punch bowl, where Roderick caught the man trying to spike the drink. He had moved to lecture Thorne, but the man looked so excited to be approached by Roderick, which caught him off-guard.

Apparently, the man liked his work, which was odd, but not unusual. After all, rock and roll in its many forms was based on the beats of classical music, and apparently he was excited to talk about that with Roderick.

Somehow, they spent the party and the after party talking, from music to fashion, to just about anything that came to mind.

Two months later, through phone calls and e-mails, they somehow started to date.

Dating wasn’t anything new to Roderick, he had been in relationships before, but with women, and mainly because he thought it was what was expected of him. His father was... very strict, old fashioned, and would be greatly bothered and disappointed if he ever knew that his beloved, favorite son was actually gayer than musical theater. 

He hadn’t told anyone this before, and his relationship with Thorne was kept quiet, under wraps. Any tabloids that saw the two together either didn’t know who the other was (depending on who they were reporting on), or assumed it was a musical project they were working on, which was the excuse the two went with if approached.

But after months and months, Roderick decided he was tired of hiding, and decided the best way to go about revealing the truth to his family was at his brother’s home, who was hosting a little Christmas dinner/ get together.

“Rod.” Thorne’s voice caught the man’s attention and he glanced away from the road he was driving down, seeing Thorne looking at him. “If you were any tenser, I’d literally see cracks formin’ in your skin. It’s gonna be okay.”

“I... you have not met my father, Thorne.” Roderick said, trying to make himself relax, easier said than done. “He is a very strict man, very easy to disappoint, and he will tell you this to your face. There will be no sugar coating those words.”

“I’m sure he will understand after a while.”

Roderick made a noise in his throat and pulled up in front of a home, decked out for the festive season. “I don’t know. But... try to be nice, behave yourself, I know how you can be.”

Thorne smirked. “Oh, you love how I can be.”

The conductor blushed deeply and turned off the car. “None of that, Thorne. Let’s get inside.”

They got out of the car and approached the door, knocking on it. A moment later, the door opened and Roderick saw his twin standing there, grinning, dressed in the ugliest holiday sweater he had ever seen, fitting for Donald. In his arms was one of the twins, and Roderick smiled just a little.

“There you are!” Donald greeted. “Was wondering if you got lost!”

“No, just a bit of traffic, but we’re here now. Donald, this is my plus one, Thorne. Thorne, this is my twin brother, Donald.”

Thorne grinned, holding out a hand and taking Donald’s free one. “Nice to meet ya, your brother’s told me all about you!”

“Hopefully he said nice things, but that’s asking for too much.” Donald laughed. “Lovely to meet you, Thorne. Come in, come in, make yourselves at home!”

Thorne went in first before Roderick stepped inside, moving to remove his coat and boots, but he felt a hand on his arm. He looked at his brother, who waited to speak when Thorne stepped out of the door way and into the living room, where Roderick could hear his sister-in-law greet the man. 

“Soooo... this is your ‘friend’, eh?” Donald said quietly, knowingly.

Roderick blinked, stunned. “H-how did you-?”

“Roderick, please, I’m your brother, I’ve know since we were teenager. No other boy in class looked at some of the school’s football team like you did.”

The other twin stammered and punched Donald in the arm, who laughed. “Okay, I deserved that, but good for you! Is he nice?”

“He’s a rambunctious idiot who sometimes can’t even remember his own name.” Roderick scoffed. “He makes me happy.”

“And that’s what matters.” Donald smiled, before holding up the baby. “Look, Ryan, it’s your uncle Roderick!”

Roderick took Ryan, smiling at the little boy. “Where’s Dylan?”

“Hopefully not being influenced by Desmond.” Donald sighed.

“Who?”

“My friend, the one that-”

Roderick winced, remembering the obnoxious man-child who had kissed him last year. “Oh, that man. Please make sure your sons do not turn out to be like him.”

“Trust me, I’m making sure of that. Come on, time to get comfortable before Dad shows up.”

That wouldn’t be for another twenty minutes, when Mr. Peterson showed up, already in a bit of a mood due to the weather. Yes, he had calmed down a tiny bit since last year, but he was still a thorn in the twins’ sides. He was happy to see his grandchildren and his sons, but he automatically disapproved of Thorne. It was probably the guy-liner and the piercings, Thorne might have dressed nicer than he normally did, but he had a style he liked to keep, no matter what.

Roderick had introduced his boyfriend to his father, though didn’t call him that. He had said that they were friends through the music industry and such, but Mr. Peterson looked on with disapproval. 

“Really, Roderick, I’d have expected better of you. You are friends with the high class, not with men who make music in a garage.”

“Oi.” Thorne pouted. “I haven’t done that since I was sixteen.”

“Uh, look at the time...!” Donald spoke up. “It’s time for dinner!”

The older twin watched as the rest of the family and their guests made their way to the dining room, leaving him and Thorne alone for a moment. He looked at his boyfriend before adjusting his glasses, frowning. “I’m not... I don’t believe I’m ready to reveal to him the truth.”

“I get that.” Thorne said, slipping his hands into his pockets, looking a bit more relaxed than he had moments ago. “We can wait a bit, maybe when he realizes that I’m not gonna just be shaken off so easily by a few insults.”

Roderick smiled, looked around real quick, before giving him a quick kiss. “Thank you, and please, don’t try to start any fights with him.”

“With him? Nah. But I might cause some trouble just for shits and giggles.”

“Oh, please don’t...” 

[what-if-rpg]

If you guys are looking for a new roleplay to join during summer time, this is the moment to check us out. We are looking for new members, and we would love to have you here. Under the read more, you can check ALL our open characters. Canons and OCs, and yes, you can still send in your own muse if none of the ones we have are for you. Check us out?

CANON CHARACTERS

Brittany Pierce

Kurt Hummel

Danielle Harper

Blaine Anderson

Artie Abrams

Shelby Corcoran

Kitty Wilde

Brody Weston

Unique

Shane Tisnley

Sue Sylvester

Jeff Sterling

Sebastian Smythe

Will Schuester

Matt Rutherford

Friday Romero

April Rhodes

Noah Puckerman

Jake Puckerman

Spencer Porter

Emma Pillsbury

Stephanie Pierce

Sugar Motta

Roderick Meeks

Mason McCarthy

Madison McCarthy

Santana Lopez

Dave Karofsky

Bree Jordan

Holly Holliday

Grace Hitchens

Joe Hart

Rory Flanagan

Judy Fabray

Stevie Evans

Tina Cohen-Chang

Hunter Clarington

Mike Chang

LeRoy Berry

Hiram Berry

Jean Baptiste

Azimio Adams

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

Avery Fabray (FC: Lily James)

Stacey Evans (FC: Lili Reinhart)

Chelsea St. James (FC: Ariana Grande)

Shannon Wilde (FC: Hunter Schafer)

Eléonore Smythe (FC: Stefania Spampinato)

Archibald Schuester (FC: Robert Pattinson)

Poppy Rutherford (FC: Ruby Barker)

Jamison Rutherford (FC: Regé-Jean Page)

Danna Rose (FC: Georgina Amorós)

Claire Rose (FC: Danielle Savre)

Thalita Rhodes (FC: Anna Camp)

Lei Readdie (FC: Shay Mitchell)

Evelyn Puckerman (FC: Kat Dennings)

Imogen Porter (FC: Nicola Coughlan)

Zara Pillsbury (FC: Madelaine Petsch)

Elenora Pillsbury (FC: Phoebe Dynevor)

Alessandra Pierce (FC: Claudia Salas)

Rafa Padilla (FC: Rafael Silva)

Adofo Motta (FC: Mena Massoud)

Maximus Meeks (FC: Jonathan Bailey)

Morena McCarthy (FC: Martina Cariddi)

Rebecca Lynn (FC: Ana de Armas)

Valentino Lopez (FC: Wilmer Valderrama)

Treyvon Jones (FC: Mason Gooding)

Talisa Jones (FC: Laura Harrier)

Levi Jones (FC: Michael B. Jordan)

Kyan Jones (FC: Jeremy Pope)

Billie Jones (FC: Alexandra Shipp)

Angelica Johnson (FC: Naomi Scott)

Jordan Jackson (FC: Zac Efron)

Cordelia Jackson (FC: Brie Larson)

Bradley Jackson (FC: Zac Efron)

Mildred Hummel (FC: Sandra Bullock)

Liam Hudson (FC: Dacre Montgomery)

Brian Hudson (FC: Nick Robinson)

Benjamin Hudson (FC: Shawn Mendes)

Gabriella Goldman (FC: Ashley Tisdale)

Abigail Goldman (FC: Ashley Tisdale)

Daniel Fabray (FC: Hunter Parrish)

Mia Evans (FC: Brianne Howey)

Victoria Crawford (FC: Claudia Jessie)

Alannah Crawford (FC: Renee Rapp)

Max Cohen-Chang (FC: Henry Golding)

Jenny Chang (FC: Gemma Chan)

Lucy Blossom (FC: Olivia Wilde)

Troy Adams (FC: John Boyega)

Caleb Adams (FC: Jacob Latimore)

Jess Abrams (FC: Brigette Lundy-Paine)

Castor Abrams (FC: Henry Cavill)

[austerulous]

◈   @ovcrwctch​ said:   ❛ "Oh you're gonna love this, your Majesty! It's called ice cream 'n it cools you down from the inside! It's bloody sweet too, they get sugar so easily!" He pulls out two choc-ices from the mini freezer he had precariously balanced on a stack of boxes of ramen. Handing one to her, he unwraps part of his and bites into it to demonstrate how to eat it. ❜

Odessa Stone no longer recognised herself.

Opportunity had a price, and this one came at the cost of declawing, her rotting fangs removed root and crown.  Curative, they called it.  To Dez, it was jiggery-pokery.  It was sanitisation, an attempt at making her a less bitter pill.  They carved pieces off her body, decrying them as cancerous.  Teeth that had cracked or scattered like pennies in the pits of Junkertown were replaced, their enamel gleaming like perfect little pearls.  Perforated eardrums were repaired.  Now, she was so clean her skin felt raw.  Everything about her hummed, suddenly hypersensitive.

These people were not her kith or kin – they were peculiar sorts, inward-facing and soft.  Muscles were cultivated in gyms rather than forged by graft.  They all looked at her like she was something prehistoric, a creature that ought to be kept behind bars, or observed at a distance.  Junkers were nothing but barbarians to them, little more than omnic-slaying savages.  Unwashed, unrelatable.  How unfair.  How horridly unfair.  Children were dying in Australia’s irradiated heart, while people here lived quietly, indulgently, glued to their devices, their lives all panna cotta and pedicures. 

Okay, so perhaps she wasn’t being entirely fair either.

It didn’t change the fact that she was glad to see a familiar face, even if it was attached to a man she would have – at one time – happily hanged.  Jamison still called her by her royal title, even though the crown now rested on the head of another.  Nobody reigned forever, but Odessa wasn’t about to correct him.

“What?  Really?”  In the small, cluttered space of Jamison’s quarters, her voice was loud, abrasive, as unapologetic as her sprawling form.  The whine of chronic tinnitus had been silenced, but a lifetime of habit and necessity was not so easily quashed.

Dubious, Odessa took the package, and turned it over in her hands.  Perfectly packaged, strangely sterile.  Her hesitation stretched, threatening to become outright reluctance.  Sombra had deceived her once, serving something so spicy that Odessa had felt like she had swallowed a glowing coal, like she couldn’t breathe – but then she saw Jamison bite into his bar.

Cautiously, with her cherry-red eyes narrowed in suspicion, squinting against the clinical gleam of the facility, she followed his lead.  Sweetness chased the scowl from her features, neurons firing their approval in a flood of dopamine.  The first mouthful was followed by another, too quick, too greedy, that dazzling cold biting into the roof of her mouth, an ache suddenly radiating from somewhere behind her eyes.  Odessa chewed in a feverish, resource-hogging way that was common among the Junkers, the heel of a hand pressed against her temple as she powered through the unexpected pain.

“What?”

[jamieisms]

⸻ ARIANA GRANDE. SHE / HER / have you ever heard of GETTING NOWHERE FAST by girls at our best, well, it describes JAMISON "JAMIE" RIZZOLI to a tee! the thirty year old, and MORTICIAN was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE is more stubborn or more UNDERSTANDING instead? anyway, they remind me of grungey 80's style, messy hair, teenaged dirtbag-like personality, vape clouds drifting through the hair, the smell of vanilla, marshmallow, and sugar cookies, maybe you’ll bump into them soon!

BASICS

name: jamison cosette rizzoli nickname: jamie birthday: june 26, 1993 parents: rosa and guisseppe rizzoli siblings: guisseppe jr (37), rosita (35), leo (32), twin (30), carlo (20), gino (14), melina (10), melinda (10), mikey (6), carlita (6) children: piper brookelle (14, born november 16, 2008)

APPEARANCE

hair: brunette, naturally curly (sometimes straightened and dyed blonde), hip-length eyes: brown height: 4'11" weight: 94 - 110 tattoos: canon to ariana grande piercings: three in each earlobe, an industrial in her right ear, a daithe and conch in her left ear, a nose stud, left eyebrow, tongue, bellybutton, and clitoral piercing scars: random childhood scars from falls, one on her stomach from an appendectomy, one down her left arm from getting hardware put in due to a broken arm as a child

TIDBITS

she goes by jamie and only jamie. if you call her jamison, she'll correct you. if you're still calling her jamison, she'll ignore you until you call her jamie

she's the 5th born child out of 11 kids, born 13 seconds after her twin. her siblings ages range from 6 at the youngest to 37 at the oldest and there are three sets of twins (herself and twin included)

loves having her younger siblings over for fun sleepovers

she became a mother at 15 years old. she was (and still is) friends with benefits with her best friend, they had a lapse in common sense, and piper brookelle was born roughly 10 months later on november 16th, 2008. they're still the best of friends and they co-parent really well together. they live right next door to each other and their houses are on the same property, so piper can come and go as she pleases. jamie and baby daddy have keys to each others houses and you bet your ass jamie is constantly barging in to annoy him (unless she knows he has someone over, like a hookup or a girlfriend / boyfriend / partner - she does have some respect, yanno)

her entire family has been morticians almost since the industry was invented. they've always worked out of their house, which is also a funeral parlor! the house has been handed down each generation to the new rizzoli that decided to stay in the industry, and jamie was the one that inherited it this time! her parents moved into the guest house thats in the backyard, so they're still around and still work in the parlor area, but have their own space

has gone on several dates but finds it hard to start an actual relationship with anyone because 1) she has a child and not everyone likes children and 2) she is head over hills in love with her daughter's father

although she's 30, she's still very teen-like in the way that she's free spirited and wild and carefree. jamie loves parties. those parties can get a little loud, but she's really good about shutting it down if a neighbor asks her to quiet down

very respectful, but if she gets attitude, she gives it right back and amplifies it

jamie loves kids. any kids of her friends, she automatically dubs as her nieces and nephews. she'll offer to babysit anytime

if she considers you a friend, you're her family, end of story

piper was born completely deaf in one ear and 50% deaf in the other ear, so jamie immediately got to working on learning sign language, and now she can sign in american sign language and italian sign language

she's obsessed with space, broadway musicals, all things spooky, and the human anatomy

was diagnosed with autism when she was 7. only her closest friends know about it. her diagnosis isn't super obvious, but if you know the classifications and symptoms, you might be able to tell if you watch her closely enough

she knows a little bit about a lot of things

can be pretty spontaneous. she'll burst into song out of nowhere, she'll dance in place, she'll talk to herself randomly

loves to read. she's had to buy several copies of her favorite books because she's read them so many times and they've fallen apart

her christmas tree stays up all year round. the ornaments get taken off and put away, but the tree stays lit up. it's a white fiber optic lit tree and it's her favorite decoration in the world. she even has a mini one in her bedroom as her nightlight

terrified of the dark. she doesn't like to be out past dark, but she's less stressed about it when she's with a friend

the hoest of hoes! she sleeps around. guys, gals, those that aren't either guys or gals, their moms and dads, their brothers and sisters, their best friends... if you point to someone, she can answer yes or no. "oh, him. august 7th, 2019... he had a thing about bladder control, i almost pissed my pants. dipped out, never talked to him again. my bladder has rights and she comes before i do."

don't you ever tell her that unicorns aren't real. "so we have narwhals... the unicorns of the sea... but you say actual unicorns aren't real? fake fan. we don't need your negativity."

has a little bit of red foreman in her personality

to truly sum her up... her entire personality is an 80's mixtape

she has a very mixed clothing style. sometimes she's all prepped up if she's going out somewhere nice, but on her downtime, she's usually wearing ripped jeans, converse, a grungey band tee, black lipstick and eyeshadow, and her hair is usually flying all over the place (it's down to her knees, it's hard to manage)

COMMON PHRASES

"do as i say, not as i do."

"get outta here."

"what the fuck?"

"what's that supposed to mean?"

"stop leaving your dirty socks on the floor."

"don't irritate me."

"that's a dumb idea."

"dumbass."

"i don't care."

"i didn't ask."

"life ain't fair."

"don't bother me."

"do you mind?"

"abso-fucking-lutely not."

"read a book."

"that's not what that means."

"my foot's about to have permanent residency up your ass."

"i know how to make it look like an accident."

"i will shove a canula into your jugular."

[jxrm]

book log - 2023

the librarianist by patrick dewitt

same time next year by tessa bailey

did you hear about kitty karr? by crystal smith paul

lore olympus: volume one by rachel smythe

a court if thorns and roses by sarah j. mass

summer sisters by judy blume

the demigod files by rick riordan

mistletoe and mayhem by carly winter

you shouldn’t have come here by jeneva rose

a house with good bones by t. kingfisher

christmas presents by lisa unger

z: a novel of zelda fitzgerald

the storm runner by j.c. cervantes

just another missing person by gillian mcallister

take me home by beth moran

blood sugar by sascha rothchild

a court of mist and fury by sarah j. mass

the christmas orphans club by becca freeman

under her care by lucinda berry

paris: the memoir by paris hilton

our wives under the sea by julie armfield

the celebrants by steven rowley

keep it in the family by john marrs

housemoms by jen lancaster

the woman in me by britney spears

just like home by sarah gailey

trespasses by louise kennedy

silence for the dead by simone st. james

a good family by matt goldman

the fire keeper by j.c. cervantes

dead silence by s.a. barnes

sunshine nails by mai nguyen

lore olympus: volume one by rachel smythe

the mystery guest by nita prose

her little flowers by shannon morgan

woke up like this by amy lea

legendary children by tom fitzgerald

midnight is the darkest hour by ashley winstead

the leftover women by jean kwok

everyone here is lying by shari lapena

mother-daughter murder night by nina simon

you may now kill the bride by r.l. stone

the man i never met by elle cook

hold my girl by charlene carr

legends & lattes by travis baldree

the golden spoon by jessa maxwell

bright young women by jessica kroll

suddenly a murder by lauren munoz

the only one left by riley sager

zero days by ruth ware

good bad girl by alice feeney

the christmas wager by holly cassidy

fortune by elle won steil

theme music by t. marie vandelly

close to home by cara hunter

the true love experiment by christina lauren

penelope in retrograde by brooke abrams

everyone in my family has killed someone by benjamin stevenson

the modern girl’s guide to magic by lindsay hall

i feed her to the beast and the beast is me by jamison shea

hello stranger by katherine center

the unlikely pilgrimage of harold fry by rachel joyce

gone tonight by sarah pekkanen

the library of the dead by t.l. huchu

what never happened by rachel howzell hall

look out for the little guy by scott lang

the christmas mourner by marian mccarthy

every little breath by keri beevis

this might hurt by stephanie wrobel

the last word by taylor adams

a court of wings and ruin by sarah j. mass

forth wing by rebecca yaros

hello beautiful by ann napolitano

summer rental by rektok ross

the house across the lake by riley sager

a cursed covenant by leigh ferguson

her rebel highness by diana ma

stone heart by katee robert

the perfect match by dandy smith

camp zero by michelle min sterling

one by one by frieda mcfadden

the wishing game by meg shaffer

a court of frost and starlight by sarah j. mass

that summer feeling by bridget morissey

to die for by lisa grey

the wrong family by tarryn fisher

heiress apparently by diana ma

the school for good mothers by jessamine chin

tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow by gabrielle zevin

she started it by sian gilbert

best friends forever by shannon hollinger

the housekeepers by alex hay

secluded cabin sleeps six by lisa unger

lore olympus: volume two by rachel smythe

of women and salt by gabriela garcia

kismet by amina akhtar

the devil wears scrubs by frieda mcfadden

girl, forgotten by karin slaughter

come closer by sara gran

the exorcist’s house by nick roberts

august blue by deborah levy

hang the moon by jeannette walls

the thursday murder club by richard osman

a whole new world by liz braswell

run on red by noelle w. ihli

the last thing he told me by laura dave

lore olympus: volume three by rachel smythe

how to sell a haunted house by grady hendrix

the dead romantics by ashley poston

cassandra in reverse by holly smale

i used to be fun by melanie summers

the showrunner by kim moritsugu

runaway groomsman by meghan quinn

i want to die but i want to eat tteokpokki by baek she-hee

the whispers by ashley audrain

e. aster bunnymund and the warrior eggs at the earth’s core! by william joyce

allergies: poems on grieving and loving by maggie bowyer

hermione granger and the philosopher’s stone by sara baines-miller

the summer house by keri beevis

exiles by jane harper

just the nicest couple by mary kubica

the very secret society of irregular witches by sangu mandanna

have you seen her by catherine mckenzie

the shallows by holly craig

a love letter to whiskey by kandi steiner

hermione granger and the chamber of secrets by sara baines-miller

the coworker by frieda mcfadden

tiny beautiful things by cheryl strayed

you’re not supposed to die tonight by kalynn bayron

the little old lady who broke all the rules by catharina ingelman-sundberg

hermione granger and the prisoner of azkaban by sara baines-miller

the blonde identity by ally carter

nicolas st. north and the battle of the nightmare king by william joyce

women in white coats by olivia campbell

the ex talk by rachel lynn solomon

hermione granger and the goblet of fire by sara baines-miller

the wife before by shanora williams

gone again by minka kent

know my name by chanel miller

in the lives of puppets by t.j. klune

the homewreckers by mary kay andrews

going dark by melissa de la cruz

all the dangerous things by stacy willingham

counterfit by kirsten chen

the rewind by allison winn scotch

have i told you this already? by lauren graham

beyond the wand by tom felton

jana goes wild by farah heron

the perfect son by frieda mcfadden

america’s next reality star by laura heffernan

the new mother by nora murphy

georgie, all along by kate clayborn

the storied life of a.j. fikry by gabrielle zevin

a flicker in the dark by stacy willingham

the villa by rachel hawkins

device free weekend by sean doolittle

what the neighbors saw by melissa adelman

the library of lost and found by phaedra patrick

motherthing by ainslie hogarth

the block party by jamie day

tanqueray by stephanie johnston

the ex hex by erin sterling

rock paper scissors by alice feeney

the kiss curse by erin sterling

it ends with us - colleen hoover

the summer of broken rules by k.l. walther

the wife stalker by liv constantine

in my dreams i hold a knife by ashley winstead

the family remains by lisa jewell

my secret sister by lauren westwood

the engagement by samantha hayes

if we were villains by m.l. rio

the sleepover by keri beevis

twenty years later by charlie donlea

the doctor’s wife by daniel hurst

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The Beauty of Scenic World by Night: An Illuminating Nocturnal Journey

As the sun sets below Australia's iconic mountain ranges, a new light emerges in the depths of the Blue Mountains valley. The World Heritage listed site hosted an immersive light experience like never before seen in the region. Named 'Nocturnal', this laser light encounter at the base of the world's steepest railway is a delight for all ages. Descending into the Jamison Valley on the railway, the journey begins with subtle flickers of light along the boardwalk. Nocturnal is a unique experience, a first for the Blue Mountains. Light installations and holograms bring the forest to life, showcasing creatures of the night like giant spiders and sugar gliders against the backdrop of trees, shrubs, and rock walls. Don't miss out on this extraordinary experience that will leave you in awe of the beauty of the Blue Mountains.

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Articles no. 8

The Rise and Fall of Fashion’s Greatest Innovator by Cath Pound BBC November 2017

Paul Poiret's Change of Paradigm from Belle Époque to Modernity Yolancris Barcelona February 2021

Knowing the Tropes: Anna Biller on Bluebeard's Castle Screen Slate August 2023

Peter Beagle, Author of 'The Last Unicorn', Is Back in Control by Elizabeth A. Harris New York Times August 2022

Cult of the Literary Sad Woman by Leslie Jamison The New York Times November 2019

Sad Girl Books Can Be Racist by Laurann Herrington Buzzfeed September 2022

Hip-Hop and Fashion's Fraught Relationship by Scarlett Newman New York Magazine September 2023

Etaf Rum's Story from Arranged Marriage to New York Times Bestseller List by Murphy Maroney Pop Sugar September 2019

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