#January man ... just ... January

[wallissa]

One thing I love about Hughie is that he’s the main character, but in such a “y/n” way. Completely unremarkable, ordinary loser who gets dragged into a life of crime and adventure by accident and whom everyone falls in love with upon meeting him, most of the time for absolutely no reason. Butcher wants to be his manic pixie dream psycho so bad, but then also breaks his own back to protect him. Frenchie and MM would kill Butcher if it weren’t for the fact that it’d make Hughie sad. Annie is a 10000/10 and wants to spend the rest of her life singing cringy teen music with him and and easing her way into pegging him. A-Train ended up with his life hopelessly tangled with Hughie’s and can’t seem to let it go. Victoria spent her breaks sharing snacks with him, knowing he’s murdering Supes — and never stopped trusting him, to the point where she came to him when she had every reason to believe he’d want her dead. Soldier Boy literally escaped endless torture and spent 90% of his newly won freedom trying to impress Hughie by putting on a little macho man show for him. The only person who’s truly immune to Hughie and his “putting his hair in a messy bun before getting sold to 1D” charm is Homelander, who genuinely just hates him. Fascinating character design, all in all.

[royalarchivist]

Richarlyson: This is a good ship that never came to fruition.

Mike: This ship is better than Hideduo. Shut your mouths.

[...]

Fit: Very cool artwork! DELUSIONAL, but very good artwork nonetheless.

Ramon: delulu

Mike and Fit's VERY different reactions to Pacmanduo art (Pac & Etoiles) in the fanart museum.

[couch-house]

AITA? My (30M) brother (27M) beat my ass because he thought my dad was dead

INFO: Technically he's my brother's dad too, but I don't like him

[chibigaia-art]

i cant think of a caption ✌

[rwby-confess]

Confession #276

[tiredmoonslut]

Trying to participate in The Boys fandom is like the cursed evil sibling of participating in a fandom where everyone is younger than you. You're all of similar ages, but everybody is suffering from a brain-eating amoeba that robs them of any and all ability to critically consume media or comprehend multifaceted characterization

[house-of-cards-and-crime]

i've been thinking about different insults that i think c!quackity would use on c!revivebur (generally as a form of affection, but maybe not), here are some of my favourites:

you smell like if someone set a corpse on fire

dude, you look like if they let corpses chain smoke

how do you smell like someone tried to wrestle a corpse and somehow lost?

you smell like fireworks that were stored in a morgue

are you aware that they make soap that's not made of gunpowder?

you look like someone that would call just salt 'seasoning'

and yes, i think revivebur would somehow take all of these as compliments, regardless of the tone they were said in

[taxlthomas]

Game is!!!! 16 years old now!!! (Draws this bozo because I am. so original and don’t know what to do)

[subpar-celestial]

This is a drawing I started but hated so never finished, it lead to this one though so no harm no foul

[stargloom]

i lived, bitch

[bunibin]

The gorls are back in town 💅

[rauhallinen-hauki]

sujeto: Shephard

estado: detenido

evaluación adicional pendiente

dicen que estar en estasis es como un sueño largo, durmiendo en el vacío. ¿pero qué pasa si el pastor no sabe contar sus ovejas?

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Take care of Ramon, take care of Richas, ok? See you on the other side, big boy.

Fit: [Laughs] Take it easy, big boy. Take it easy, big boy. Actually, nononono– You can't just say "big boy" and then just expect me to not drag you outta here. [Fit tries to lasso Pac] You're coming with me.

Pac: No, I need to leave!

Fit: You're coming with me. You are not dying today! You are not dying today!

Pac: I need to leave, Fit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Ironmouse: Are you guys like, having sexy time?

Fit: There's homosexual activity going on Mouse, don't worry about us, ok?

Ironmouse: You guys, we don't have time to be gay right now.

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Pac: I'm just here to say goodbye to you, Fit.

Fit: Goodbye? We're not– we're gonna be fine, we're going to get out of here, don't worry.

Aypierre: Yeah, don't worry!

Pac: I know, but like– I will sleep until the end, you know? I will pass through this moment sleeping, man. I won't be able to be awake for the moment.

Fit: [Laughs] You know, it's– I mean, if that's how you wanna go, but– I mean, that- I mean, isn't that bed kind of like.... I don't know, it's–

Pac: No no, I will be staying on the sofa, you know, I will be staying on the sofa.

Fit: Oh the sofa. Ok, that's a nice sofa! Yeah, that is a pretty nice sofa.

Pac: Yeah, it's a nice sofa right? No, yeah– I'm going to stay on the sofa, you know? So, since I will be going Fit... [Pac starts tossing Fit all his items]

Aypierre: [Not paying attention to their conversation] Is that bigger cell? I don't think it's a bigger- biggest one.

Fit: Oh... Thank you Pac, thank you.

Pac: Everything you need to survive, ok?

Fit: Wow.

Aypierre: Wow.

Pac: And if you need this one also, maybe, who knows? [Throws him more items]

Fit: Ohhh, well hey– just take this to remember me by, ok? [Tosses him a photo of himself – the same one Aypierre was carrying all day yesterday]

Pac: [Laughs] Ok, I will sleep holding the picture you know, like this. You know, I will dream about you, Fit. And I hope this is gonna be good dreams. I see you in the other side. Good luck, my friend.

Fit: The other side... Yeah, you know, yeah, we– we– you know? It's been an honor, Pac. It's been an honor, you know?

Pac: Yeah, for me too, you know? Take care of Ramon, take care of Richas, ok?

Fit: Ok.

Pac: See you on the other side, big boy.

Fit: I will sing your praise– Oh yeah, hey– [Laughs] Take it easy, big boy. Take it easy, big boy. Actually, nononono– You can't just say "big boy" and then just expect me to not drag you outta here. You're coming with me.

Pac: No, I need to leave!

Fit: You're coming with me. You are not dying today! You are not dying today!

Pac: I need to leave, Fit! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Fit: Sorry, there's–

Pac: I'm sorry!

Ironmouse: Are you guys like, having sexy time?

Fit: There's homosexual activity going on Mouse, don't worry about us, ok?

Ironmouse: You guys, you guys– we don't have time to be gay right now, come on. There's no time.

Pac: No, there's no time! Oh, goodbye Fit...

Fit: Ok, c'mon, no no no, come on, we got this we got this!

Pac: Goodbye Fit, I'm sorry!

Fit: [Laughs] Oh no...

[cha-lii]

if it had been hughie the shapeshifter turned into, and annie that they tricked and raped and proposed to - there would have been monologue after monologue this episode about how violated annie felt.

and if hughie had blamed annie for even an instant for not realising it wasn’t him or for being raped or accidentally getting engaged to a person who had the same face, body, voice, mannerisms and memories as him - the amount of unholy backlash hughie’s character would face in the show and from fans would blow him away.

why are people (and the fucking shitty writers) so fucking quick to dismiss hughie’s trauma and accept annie’s wrongdoings just because he’s a man and she’s a woman? being a man doesn’t immediately make you the wrong one, and being a woman doesn’t excuse your mistakes. like, they both suffered huge amounts of trauma - why should either of them have had to apologise for what happened to them? and to the people saying “oh annie forgave him and they made up immediately after” no - she told him to get an std test and somehow that made everything okay again?? seriously?? roles reversed, how would that have felt coming out a man’s mouth to a woman?

fuck kripke so much

[sneez]

gwynplaine and dea through the seasons [id under cut]

id: a seven-panel digital comic in a watercolour style showing gwynplaine and dea from the man who laughs together in various natural scenes. on each panel is a stanza from the simon & garfunkel song 'april come she will'.

the first panel reads 'April, come she will / When streams are ripe and swelled with rain'. it shows a young gwynplaine and dea running after the caravan in a sunny spring rain shower; gwynplaine is covering dea's head with his coat.

the second panel reads 'May, she will stay / Resting in my arms again'. it shows gwynplaine and dea lying on a sunny hillside, their faces obscured by daffodils in the foreground.

the third panel reads 'June, she'll change her tune / In restless walks she'll prowl the night'. it shows gwynplaine and dea silhouetted against a field in the evening light; gwynplaine has his hand raised to shield his face.

the fourth panel reads 'July, she will fly / And give no warning to her flight'. it shows gwynplaine and dea sitting together in the door of the caravan as the sun sets, with hills receding into the background.

the fifth panel reads 'August, die she must / The autumn winds blow chilly and cold'. it shows a desolate snowy landscape, in the centre of which the child gwynplaine kneels beside the vague shape of a body in the snow and reaches out to the baby dea.

the sixth panel reads 'September, I'll remember / A love once new has now …' it shows gwynplaine and dea sleeping together in a warmly-lit room; dea has her head on gwynplaine's chest, and his face is turned towards her. his hand is resting on hers.

the seventh panel reads '… grown old'. it is a close-up of their hands from the previous panel. end id.

[hellishgayliath]

When it comes to cooking I want Raph to be that guy who's afraid of the hot oil popping everywhere and literally shielding himself from getting hit with it and Mikey to be the one who just straight up sticks his hands in a hot pot of boiling water or w/e, just completely unfazed and unbothered like he's a seasoned vet of the kitchen who has looked into the devils face himself