#Jesus fucking Christ my brother that is NOT what is happening 😂😂😂😂😂

[crmsndragonwngss]

Did… did the dude from Shinedown really just say that Spiritbox fans are gonna find out about Papa Roach because they’re touring together??????

[pepprs]

the renovation starts tmrrw (LOL) and i woke up from a dream abt it crying. awesome

[harrywavycurly]

I need for Eddie to meet the one and only Mr. Myers because I just know he wouldn’t understand how we talk to him without words and he’d be so lost!

Hiii lovey!! This makes me laugh just thinking about it because poor Eddie would be so lost and also concerned😂 I hope you enjoy this little convo and I had to bring back Ghosty and mentions of the other guys 💖

“Hey baby are you in..holy shit!” “Hey Eddie! Oh I’m sorry I forgot to tell you Mike was going to be here…he comes over every Friday morning for donuts.” “Mike?…you…you call him Mike?” “Yes? Oh god I’m the worst sorry Michael this is Eddie…Eddie this is Michael he’s been one of my closest friends for a while now…you’re right Mike sorry…he’s more like a brother at this point.” “Uh…uhm nice to meet you…Michael…Myers….” “Mike you can’t eat all the glazed one those are my favorite…..no don’t put it back now you already took a bite out of it…okay fine yeah I’ll take it.” “What’s happening? How…he’s not-” “he’s not what?” “Uh nothing…I didn’t…say anything…why is he looking at me like that?” “That’s just his face?…Michael do not touch that you know how coffee makes you all wonky.” “Uhm babe are we still-” “going to the pumpkin patch? Yes sorry let me go get my coat and put my shoes on-” “you’re going to leave me alone with-” “I’ll be right back…help yourself to a donut!” “Uh…uhm so…how…how is your…day going Mike?…sorry sorry I meant uhm…Michael…” “he’s not going to talk to you.” “Jesus Christ!” “Flattered but that’s not my name…nice to see you again nerd boy.” “Uhm yeah nice to…see you again Ghostface…anyone else here that I should know about?” “No…just the usual suspects…Jason is in the backyard doing weird shit and Freddy is-” “Ghosty! What the hell? I told you stop sneaking in like some sort of weird stalker serial killer…use the front door like a normal person.” “Sorry…the window is just so much more fun…where are you two off too? Mike what the fuck? You took a bite out of every single donut you asshole.” “The pumpkin patch…and don’t talk to him like that it’s rude…ready Eddie?” “Yes yes I’m ready…let’s go..please.” “Have fun nerd boy…have her home on time I’ll let big Mike handle you…right Mike?” “Yeah yeah she’ll be home on time….” “Bye Ghosty…bye Mike…yes yes I have my purse and my phone don’t worry…love you have a good day! Don’t let Freddy get into trouble.” “I’m not his fucking babysitter…that’s Jason’s department…come on Mike let’s go see what’s new on HBO….yes you can bring the fucking donuts….”

[blonkk]

had an epiphany last night after debriefing ab this winter’s dalliances w my friend!!!!!

uhhhhhh. basically i grew up with the knowledge that i was never either of my parents’ preferred child. like i knew. everyone knew. and everyone still knows and my entire family and everyone i’ve ever loved has never loved me as much as i did them and prefer me to stay away. and it’s very whiny and boohoo wahhh but deadass my entire family believes that i am the problem in every single conflict and have been telling me that my entire life. like it’s your fault brother misbehaves it’s your fault father doesn’t like talking to you it’s your fault sister is depressed and won’t speak to anyone it’s your fault brother is lonely it’s your fault mother is angry it’s your fault that fights of any kind happen at all. and even in the past few years where i am literally holding my tongue and forcing myself to stay calm when people are verbally abusing me and talking shit and blaming me for shit and screaming bloody murder at me it’s ALWAYS my fault. they will always have someone to blame and it will always be me!!!

also weirdly they always assume the worst of me. they assume i’m jealous, greedy, selfish and self centered, even cruel and apathetic about people close to me. i want to destroy x’s marriage, i want to be as good as Y, i am malicious and vindictive…..when i’ve literally allowed every single one of them to stomp all over me countless times and forgiven them countless times…..and every time i’ve had enough and try to take care of myself for once i’m STILL the bad guy bc it hurt their feelings……….it’s insane. they literally watch with their mouths open while i’m being verbally abused by someone who’s not even a part of our family for years and years and don’t say a thing. this person knows they can treat me that way because everyone else does and no one ever has my back. even my own parents.

all i’ve ever done my whole life is put literally everyone, even people i don’t give a shit about, before myself because it’s the only way i ever gained any affection or praise or love of any kind. and STILL they only think awful things of me.

SOOOOO i realized that i’ll never truly know what love is in any capacity, because from my time as an innocent child to a confused and dour teen to the wretch of a woman i am today, i was never loved in a fully reciprocal and healthy way, not even by my parents and immediate family

and i unconsciously seek out relationships and friendships and even employment where the only way i have value is by offering services and as soon as i can’t or don’t no one wants to be around me……………..and i’m like well yah no shit it’s cause you’re useless……………

or i seek out friendships/am attracted to people who don’t really care about me as much as they do someone else (i have a weird attraction to men in relationships. like it’s actually fucked up). but i think it’s because i KNOW that there’s someone they’ll always prefer more than me and i have to prove that i’m worth like. crumbs and snippets

like 😂 i wonder how much more secure and healthy and NORMAL i’d be if my parents just kept that shit to themselves. like did i really need to know????? how has it improved my life???? be normal and pretend to love and respect and care about your children equally. jesus christ

therapy could never wriggle this out of me. i literally only figured it out last night while i was talking and realized as i was talking that i’ve known it all along. it’s so fucked. anyways like it’s good to know ig but wtf am i supposed to do w this information like ….childhood is so small. so short. but the damage is done for life. it’s not like i can experience true unconditional parental love again. and gain the life skills and experience necessary to be a healthy functional and confident adult. and pass that on. i’m just fucked yo and there’s nothing that can be done because there’s no one in my life from my childhood to now and everyone new that comes in will eventually see all the things wrong with me if i actually relax around them. so 🤷🏽‍♀️ we move ig

[unlikely-alliance]

so it took me nearly a year but I finally finished my tvd rewatch! when it originally aired I only watched until about season 3 and then I caught episodes here and there, so this felt like a first watch for the most part. it took me months to watch the first 4 seasons and then I watched the last 4 in the past month or so. s6 was definitely my favorite, and I’m definitely glad I finally watched it all the way through because it was a fun time even though right now I feel like my soul has been crushed. I already have 2 steroline videos started & I can’t wait to work on them!!

I decided to take notes during my watch because my memory sucks especially when I’m binge watching something so I thought I’d post them here for the laughs. please note these are my personal opinions and I mean no offense to anyone (I’m not the biggest klaus fan for example) and also it’s mostly just me gushing over steroline so... fair warning! 😂

s1 - s5 below the cut s6 - s8: https://unlikely-alliance.tumblr.com/post/633630162446139392/so-it-took-me-nearly-a-year-but-i-finally-finished

s1

I’m about to start the s1 finale and just decided to take notes let’s go

elena gets progressively more annoying throughout the season but I still mostly like her

MORE TYLER. MORE CAROLINE.

paul wesley is a good fucking actor

damon for the first 5 or so episodes....... keep him

jeremy/anna are simply the best

john gilbert can suck a fuck

I trust bonnie bennett with my life

what’s the point of matt

what’s the point of jenna

there was a point in one ep somewhere in the middle where I thought katherine was definitely impersonating elena

I’M NOT SAD. I’M 👏🏻 FREAKING 👏🏻 HUNGRY

jeremy and tyler better become real friends at some point

1x19 miss mystic falls is the best episode of the season and that’s just facts

I will never be over damon’s reaction to finding out katherine wasn’t in the tomb

stefan/damon brothers forever ✨

damon/bonnie moments make my life

I JUST CAN’T WAIT FOR STEFAN/CAROLINE IN SEASON 2 LET’S GOOO

s2

wtf damon. DAMON WTF!

steroline in 2x02..... god tier

stefan’s sing-songy “caaaaroline” in 2x03 😭😭

steroline in 2x03 is so rom com it kills me!

stefan to caroline: I’ll wait me: *literally screams*

jeremy likes tyler’s art 🥺

steroline at the end of 2x05 ‘hey’ ‘hey’ ‘get some bunny in ya?’ TOO CUTE TOO CUTE TOO CUTE

damon and elena at the end of 2x06 just sent me all the way back to 2010, wow

do jeremy and bonnie date at some point??? I feel like I remember that happening but I may be crazy. stay tuned.

steroline hello katherine / goodbye katherine TEAM WORK BABEYYYY

yup. jeremy and bonnie are definitely a thing!

I can’t believe I’m saying this but... poor damon. can someone just allow him to love them!! christ

not tyler telling caroline he’s alone in the same episode jeremy tells bonnie he’s alone....... be alone together you dumb fucks

plot points: the originals are going after katherine / katherine’s doppleganger (and they were in 1864) for klaus. the moon stone binds the curse of vampires and werewolves. HUMAN patrova blood breaks the curse because the witch who created the curse used patrova blood. also needs a werewolf and a vampire. klaus needs all of this to break the curse. if a vampire breaks the curse, werewolves are stuck with the curse forever and vice versa.

caroline: I’m a terrible liar and I’m even worse at duplicity. 😂😂

damon calling rose “rosebud” 🥺

stefan to caroline: you remind me of my best friend 🥺🥺🥺

damon/alaric friendship is my favorite

caroline being there for tyler’s first transformation... love that for them

elijah wants to use elena as bait to lure klaus and kill him...... do we believe that? 🤔

this ep where rose is dying.... BIG SAD

caroline: everyone needs to stop kissing me LMAO

jesus christ damon..... you really had us in the first half there

fuck off tyler. caroline was there for you when no one else was and you’re gonna be violent with her??? no sir. no sir.

*gasp* stephen amell is a werewolf?!!???

leave caroline alone 2k20!!!!

“hurt her again and you’re dead” not stefan showing more emotion over caroline being in danger than he ever did with elena being in danger... oop

tyler has the audacity to hesitate to save caroline?!!!!?!?????? can’t relate

“I can come in if you want me to” “you don’t have to pretend with me” “you sure can (handle yourself)” *doesn’t leave when caroline closes the door and looks in after her lovingly* DAMN IT STEFAN BE MORE OBVIOUS. AND IN THE SAME EP YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO SET ROOTS AND START A FAMILY NO LESS 😭

AND HE COMES BACK. HE COMES BACK!!!! “I was a bit worried about you” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

um... ok weird sexual tension between elijah and damon?? am I crazy???

damon asking bonnie to dance right after stefan asks caroline to dance..... nothing but respect for MY endgame

matt donovan and liz forbes are the worst and I hate them I do

damon telling elena he will always choose her the episode after he was heartbroken over katherine choosing stefan over him again... 🥺

plot point: klaus made up the curse. it isn’t real. klaus was cursed by a witch because his father was a werewolf and mother was a vampire, making him a hybrid. too powerful. the curse keeps his werewolf side dormant.

this damon/elena scene where she grabs his hand and he says he can’t lose her...... soft

....and he immediately ruins it

I’m confused... why does john hate vampires? didn’t he have a child with one???

why did jenna need to be the vampire that’s so dumb

I don’t give a FUCK about klaus and I never will!

yeah klaus stabbed elijah... he can absolutely get fucked

damon: kill me alaric: screw you 😭😂

is this really how jeremy is gonna go out??? this is chaotic

oh thank fuck these witches came through

ALARIC I WOULD DIE FOR YOU SCRATCH THAT I WOULD LIVE FOR YOU

stefan the ripper..... ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

ghosts of girlfriends past, am I right jeremy?

s3

ripper!stefan to damon: hello brother me: 😧

here for tyler/caroline and I am shocked about that

STEFAN IS STILL IN THERE GOD DAMN IT 😭

fuck that ending montage of 3x01 really brought on the waterworks.... woo!

why does elena act 💀 every time she has scene with damon... like did they tell nina to do that on purpose??? their scenes would be 1000x better if nina sold it as much as ian did. I hate to say it but I’m not seeing much competition between stelena and delena right now. she clearly loves stefan more than anything.

damon just said “oh, honey” to klaus and that was pretty damn iconic of him

caroline talking shit about damon while he’s fighting her father on her behalf.... ya played yourself, care

alaric: you killed me damon: you pissed me off! alaric: YOU KILLED ME 😂😂

caroline stepping in front of tyler to protect him from rebekah..... that’s hot

k so jeremy ain’t shit

ok... I see them trying to make klaus more sympathetic with this flashback episode..... his father made him this way...... ok. still hate him but ok.

ok michael’s presence is scary as fuck

damon and elena laying in bed softly telling each other about their days..... 🥺

sassy stefan in 3x09..... I love him....

JEREMY AND TYLER ARE HANGING OUT ELMO_FIRE.GIF

damon going from day drunk and flirty to immediately protectively stepping in front elena to protect her from klaus... that’s that boyfriend shit

stefan my man what’s your fucking damage

TYLER CALLED JEREMY JER TYLER CALLED JEREMY JER TYLER CALLED JEREMY JER 🆘

when did we transition to killing everyone by ripping their hearts out??? was something wrong with using a stake?

klaus wanting to get back at stefan by hurting caroline... 👀

klaus walking to caroline’s bedroom and trying to give her advice... GET A JOB, STAY AWAY FROM HER

damon: ask ric’s dirty doctor gf alaric: you’re on speaker phone, dick 😂😂😂 god I love them

matt and elena better have just been having a fake convo otherwise that acting was... yikes

ok... this klaus/caroline dance scene....... I see the appeal A LITTLE BIT

klaus to caroline: you’re beautiful, you’re strong, you’re full of light. I enjoy you. BITCH_ME_TOO_THE_FUCK.gif

DAMON SAID I LOVE YOU DAMON SAID I LOVE YOU DAMON SAID I LOVE YOU

elena you have no fucking right to be mad at damon for sleeping with rebekah when you’re the one who rejected him...... fuck off

klaus literally ran out of a bar to chase after caroline the second she gave him a smidge of attention... maybe he do be a little valid

stefan needs his brother 😭😭😭

MATTHEW DAVIS IS A GOOD ACTOR

the obvious product placement kills me

this damon/alaric death scene is not okay

can y’all stop torturing caroline every 2 episodes??? christ

DAMON MET ELENA FIRST 🥺

s4

oof the damon/elena is gonna be strong this season let’s go let’s gooooo!

damon at alaric’s grave + ghost!alaric saying I miss you too buddy..... I’ve been attacked

stefan: you’re so good at being a vampire caroline: because of you, stefan. I’m good at his because of you. — HOLD ON A SECOND, MAN. HOLD ON A SECOND

stefan confiding in caroline 😭😭 that’s that true love shit

matt’s scenes with rebekah are the most I’ve ever liked him oop

a bonnie/damon/elena storyline??? 🙌🏻

damn elena really be going through it huh

stefan calling caroline first thing after the break up 🥺

damon/elena miss mystic falls parallels let’s gooo LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

elena is sired to damon.... delena shippers really can’t catch a break huh

stefan is crashing @ caroline’s 🥺🥺🥺

damn straight tyler is the Alpha

damon: I need my little brother 😭😭😭

elena actually fighting for damon??? we love to finally see it

can this professor get fucked?? he is by far the most annoying guest star

they just 😧 sacrificed 😧 all of those 😧 hybrids 😧😧😧😧

ok april is also a pretty damn annoying and useless guest star

this stelena angst in the library scene.... oof

klaus trying to get girl advice from damon 🥺

rebekah not insulting damon cause she likes looking at his ass LMAO we have to stan

a damon/bonnie hug?? 😍

caroline: you’re in a room full of girls and you’re... you stefan: *ignores all the other girls and takes caroline over his shoulder to the dance floor*

ok I’m back after a 3ish month hiatus is this season over yet

rebekah and void elena being bffs 🥰

stefan: does your heart really refuse to remember? elena: what heart? ok void queen

STEROLINE PROM DANCE!!!!!!!! STEROLINE PROM DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

caroline really said “someday you’ll fall madly in love and have moved on without even realizing it” and stefan really looked at her like That oof the slow burn is so good

damon, stabbed and struggling, to silas: where’s my brother..... you psychic freak 😂😂

ok elena getting her humanity back when she thinks matt died followed immediately by caroline thinking her mom is dead.... RUDE I’m sobbing

the way that the damon and alaric reunion is everything to me 🥰

LEXI IS A STEROLINE SHIPPER!!!!!! WE STAY WINNING

stefan: oh I don’t hug caroline: get over yourself

klaus to caroline: tyler is your first love. I intend to be your last. 😧 BOLD, SIR

stefan is a doppelgänger ?????!!!? oh sweet jesus

s5

matt and rebekah having threesomes in prague... good for them!

damon giving jeremy a big bro hug after saving him 🥺

5x03 is one of the most boring episodes, I’m being tested

stefan flirting with elena when he has amnesia..... I hate that I love it

omg they’re recreating their love at first sight moment 🥺🥺 stop

damon hugging jeremy after he finds out bonnie’s dead 😭😭😭😭

stefan flirting with caroline when he has amnesia >>>>> now we’re talking!

stefan to delena: caroline’s gonna call me every hour and I actually do trust her so... 😂😂🙌🏻

stefan to caroline: you have me. you were there for me last night. sounds like you’re always there for me. let me be here for you. BISH!!!!! that’s that otp shit right there RIGHT THERE!!!!

bonnie’s funeral... I am suing

stefans going to the costume ball caroline told him to go to but tyler’s being annoying about it.... it’s almost like she should be dating stefan huh

stefan literally stole caroline from tyler the second they showed up to the ball with NO HESITATION god I love them

um.... damon killing katherine like that? that was brutal

when did jeremy become the most annoying character

bonnie’s haircut is the best thing that’s happened on this show

oh stefan’s definitely gonna turn off his humanity isn’t he

5x09 is bringing me the steroline / delena content I deserve!

delena locked in the augustine dungeon is very jack/kate of them

enzo volunteering to be tortured to protect damon 🥺🥺

well I thought I was getting steroline and now I’m getting steferine... but it’s hot so I’m not that mad about it

enzo to damon: it might be good for you to miss someone for the next 60 years 😭😭

make damon bi you cowards

klaroline just.... doesn’t make sense to me

katherine is in elena’s body 😯

caroline cleans when she’s stressed — love that representation for me

not to go there but nina playing katherine is 100000x better than paul playing silas

STEFAN BEING A LITTLE HEARTBROKEN ABOUT CAROLINE SLEEPING WITH KLAUS BUT STILL PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF TYLER FOR SHAMING HER FOR IT!!!!! WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!!

katherine is worried caroline may have feelings for stefan 👀

I love that the recurring characters this season are actually likable... all shade to the professor from s4

steroline already figured out katherine is in elena’s body... and they did it together.... god they are so powerful

let bonnie and liv be girlfriends you cowards

hot delena scene while arctic monkeys do I wanna know plays in the background 😧

steroline falling asleep together....... it’s the way that they invented love and perfected the slow burn for me

not to be controversial but can the originals stay in their own damn show???

5x18 just felt different in a good way and I checked and of course paul wesley directed it! that’s my man!

I wonder if stefan and elena are ever going to get back together??? it would be weird if they did. but also I feel bad for the stelena shippers

enzo in 5x19 is a little confusing but I like the drama

stefan to caroline: I didn’t want you to think any less of me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

elena and stefan talking about caroline to get them through their walk 😭😭😭 her power

was pouring a glass of bourbon and drinking it broodingly every episode a part of ian’s contract or what

did.... did they really just kill stefan right in front of caroline???? what the FUCK

caroline not being able to kill people until it’s what she has to do to bring stefan back.... I see I see

lexi really putting in the work to get steroline together, oh captain my captain

not this delena death scene making me sob 😭✌🏻

um damon and bonnie walking towards death hand and hand... we love to see it? kind of?

[books-and-cookies]

A Game of Thrones - a rant of sorts

You know, I still see hate for Sansa, for what she did in A Game of Thrones, namely tell Cersei that her father was planning on sending her and Arya back to Winterfell. People hate on Sansa so much, because she thought she was “in love” with Joffrey and they think she betrayed her father. And that she essentially was the reason Ned was killed. #whatthefuckguys #comeon

Well, my friends, let me tell you some things here, that other people have probably said before, but I’m bitter so I’ma do it anyway 😂

First and foremost, Sansa was an 11 year old girl, naive and innocent and full of dreams, raised to be a lady, having drilled into her head that she would marry a knight/prince/king/whatever and have babies and all that jazz. If I look back to when I was 11, I still hoped I would actually turn out to be a princess, so hey, I can relate. When she was faced with the possibility of losing all that, without her mother there, she went to the first person who thought would understand - Cersei, who had, until that point, treated her right. In her eyes, she wasn’t betraying Ned, because she didn’t understand the gravity and consequences of what she was doing, because, again, she was and 11 years old with absolutely no clue as to what was happening behind the curtains.

Secondly, let me present a list of the batshit crazy fucked up decisions that my buddy Ned (an Adult™ and Warden of the North, which was kind of a big boy position) made:

1. He went to Cersei and told her he knew about the lineage of her kids. He made the mistake of assuming Cersei was submissive and scared of Robert. Despite evidence of the contrary. *facepalm* (I mean, Littlefinger showed him the amount of spies the queen had, seriously Ned wake the fuck up; he also knew that Robert made no secret of the fact that he still loved Lyanna and had absolutely zero love for Cersei, which should have made him question “hmmm, I wonder if Cersei is bitter about this”)

2. He refused Renly’s help when it was offered. Renly told him he’d give him 100 men, and advised him to take Joffrey from his mother and keep him as a bargaining chip. Which made fucking sense. Renly knew the workings of the court, knew the people and despite not being the rightful heir to the throne (as the younger brother to Robert and Stannis), he made a fair point (I don’t remember for sure if it was Renly who said it, but the point still stands) that Robert himself wasn’t the rightful heir to the Iron Throne, having taken it by force from Mad King Aerys and the Targaryens. Ned was like “nah my dude, this is dishonorable fuck it”

3. He also refused Littlefinger’s plan. Which again, made fucking sense: recognise Joffrey as king, stand as Regent until he came of age, make peace with the Lannisters, wed Sansa to Joffrey, have Cat release Tyrion and preserve the peace. It would have given him time to come up with a different solution. But nooooooo, this was treason. Well, he also fucked up because he trusted fucking Littlefinger jesus h christ.

I mean, I love Ned with all my heart, but damn boi you stupid

Also, let’s not forget something that Catelyn did. “Something”, I say, as if it wasn’t fucking huge: she captured Tyrion, the only proof she had being a dagger that he owned and that was used to try and murder Bran. By capturing Tyrion, she determined Jaime to attack Ned in King’s Landing and kill his men, and then flee to Casterly Rock to Tywin and thus start the march towards Riverrun and essentially start the fucking war. This determined Robb to call his banners and march towards Riverrun as well, in defence of his mother’s House. All because Catelyn felt that someone who wanted to murder someone else would use a weapon that could very easily be traced back to them. IT STUPID.

Ned’s precious honour killed him. And the actions of his wife. Not what Sansa did. So can we all pls lay off her kthxbye