"...Hello? Ma! I told you not to call me today, I'm making a movie!"
-Wario, Mario Power Tennis
The most important lesson from Ma that Wario took to heart was the endless pursuit of cold, hard cash. Unfortunately, the one lesson she could never teach him was the importance of hard work to get it. It wasn't for lack of trying; Wario's Ma is the hardest worker this side of the Mushroom Kingdom. Raising Baby Wario was a herculean enough task on its own, but ever the enterprising spirit, she had also set out to grow one of the most profitable crops: garlic.
Her backyard business quickly expanded into a veritable garlic empire. Wario's mother toiled away tirelessly each day from sunrise to sunset to grow and harvest as much garlic as she could possibly achieve. Much of Wario's current strength and endurance can be attributed to helping his mom on the farm as a child, although the teeth-pulling task of getting him to actually work was almost as difficult as preventing him from eating all the garlic straight out of the ground. Wario's nose for instant gratification has always been a thorn in his mother's side, but try as she might to instill a solid work ethic into the boy, her "get-rich-slow" schemes could never appeal to him. Still, Wario enjoyed his surprisingly agrarian upbringing. Along with garlic, his mother also raised chickens for eggs, inspiring in Wario a lifelong soft spot for poultry. (He also had a pet hamster named Fluffy, who sadly passed away in 1986.)
Today, Wario is still on good terms with his mother despite their physical distance, and frequent phone calls keep her updated on all of Wario's business successes. Of course, being Wario, he heavily embellishes the amount of work he actually does at his company. If she only knew...
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ALEXANDRA DADDARIO at the 2023 Met Gala on May 1st 2023 in New York City wearing CHRISTIAN DIOR, JIMMY CHOO, and BOUCHERON jewelry
I believe this was Alexandra’s first Met Gala, and I’m honestly a little shocked. I feel like she’s been an ambassador for Dior for so long, I thought they would’ve had her attend before.
My favorite part of this look was the beauty look. I absolutely loved her hair. The volume and body of the hair was so cute, and I loved the retro style. I thought her makeup worked since she wore such a pale dress.
The dress looked great on Alexandra. I loved the slight ombré effect. It was very pretty, but another dress that felt a little basic for the Met Gala.
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I see people call Jimmy & Grian + Pearl siblings but in my head Grian and Pearl are twins and Jimmy is their childhood friend who they know super well and tease but they’re not actually siblings nor do they consider each other siblings
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Me and @theomnislasher went on ponytown as Jimmy and Gary (and also James Sunderland i guess)
It was an experience for sure.
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As the main Austin fan in the TZ fandom, we need to report to you that we got video of Austin petting Noon. @1:53
https://youtu.be/ACW11LUkI24?si=nDlNDeTVVTZ3so5v
Omg... Noonie and Austin?? 😃 Aww!!
FF to Min. 1:46
Aww! Too cuuuute! 🥰
Great find Anon! 👍
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i look in people’s windows but it’s jimmy checking on timmy every so often after he loses his memories knowing that he will never speak to him again
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100% sure this point has been made a million times and you know i usually am not bothered by how other people on the internet interpret story details of any media but also. i think a lot of discussion surrounding trevor and michael’s relationship (and them individually) would be way more bearable to me if people looked up what the word “drifters” means
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ethubs to me is like. tfw you kill and die for someone so many times that you can't even grow tired of it. it's mundane, sure, but in the way that loving someone is mundane. blood becomes like waking up to them every morning- an expected but beautiful nonetheless way of things being. it doesnt matter if they're killing each other or their enemies or pretending to do one and actually doing the other to them it is an act of devotion. and not the dramatic kind. tfw you die and kill for someone so often that instead of loosing meaning it gains sentiment. this is not a tragedy anymore!!! they are ripping it apart with their hands and laughing!!! is there anymore power to an actor than that? than turning the story to a comedy? they're sooo sitcom core. of course they love violence- there's no reason to be afraid of dying when it's not the end. they'll have another go at it, and another and another and another and another. the grief is real, sure, as real as the bloodlust- it's just not the thing that lasts
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love the idea that after their first kiss when louise threatens rudy if he ever tells anyone he takes their secret to his GRAVE he will never tell another living soul that louise belcher kissed him on valentine's day in 4th grade meanwhile louise got home and told her entire family almost immediately 😭
like seven years later at a high school party someone asks who rudy had his first kiss with and he still remembers louise's threat and he redirects the conversation SO QUICKLY. they've been married for 35 years and he will still never let anyone know that louise was his first kiss bcuz he promised her he wouldn't tell
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