#hermitcraft charity

[tangosyourtek]

Jimmy shooting Tango in the neck

[break-the-glass-block]

Apparently Pearl has a degree in like Corporate Communication and spent half an hour of a meeting sleep deprived laughing because of how bad they are at communications

I love this server.

[soni-darkness]

The Firing Squad ready with their Commander Scar

[grimaussiewitch]

You know I was wondering how Tango and Zed would cook as it’s in the stream schedule because you know, American and British man living in different countries.

I DID NOT EXPECT MULTIPLE HERMITS TOGETHER

[enpr-ss]

It’s so weird to see hermits IRL, especially the ones that are usually faceless. After this I’m used to it.

RoboScar is the best thing ever; so are the nerf gun tier goal. And the set up switching is a cruel and unusual punishment; excellent work.

Martyn MVP for dono reading through all the pain.

Manager Grian!!!

Grian capturing Scar from escaping!

Grian as a baby was the worst thing I have ever seen. Skizz’s Eldritch Angel is also horrendous.

Grian’s coin gift to Scar!!!

Scar: At $500k there is Pain

Grian and Jimmy: grimacing and silent nods

Clumsy cooking: I cannot tear my eyes away from this train wreck. “I’m going to let it run off my bopper.” - Zedaph. Gem is helping (malicious). The only word that can describe it is Impulse’s oh my god.

Total warfare INSTANTLY erupted as soon as nerf guns weee unlocked. This is the best thing ever!!!

THEY ATE THE WAFFLES?!?!

Grian is now the Phantom of the Opera with that pie on his face.

[norinenglish]

Chapter 10 is up!! Posting it today to celebrate the Gamers Outreach charity. If you're reading this on thre 6th or 7th of April 2024, please consider donating! Even 1 dollar goes a long way. <3

(Also Ranchers Meeting IRL!)

[blackstoneslab]

"I've got very milky boppers" Zed, Clumsy Cooking

[pommemybeloved]

How did it go from Etho’s math lab to Etho’s meth lab…

[rohir-running]

I can't believe they're auctioning the ACTUAL 12 bamboo

[artisticcrow]

LANDSCAPING YOUR MIND CHAPTER 7?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aris-has-a-paracosm]

The birds are up to something (shenanigans most definitely)

Closeups below

[tangosyourtek]

Tango got his revenge…

[break-the-glass-block]

"If it looks remotely like a duck, then its a duck!"

-Skizzleman, apparently, in Guess the Build

[soni-darkness]

Almost forgot to share this one

Scars face + the Kazoo Boys are a sight to behold.

[grimaussiewitch]

Martyn has given scar a gun :3

[enpr-ss]

Hermitcraft charity stream 2022 Highlights:

- 25k goal being broken by the Australians even before the event started, and the jokes about ending the stream there and seeing them next year

- Getting Martyn to do the donation readouts is GENIUS. He makes it actually entertaining to listen to!

- Martyn listening to Ren the most lol

- The bell bringing back Techno money bell memories

- Basalt Assault being broken by too much boomification (as predicted by Bdubs)

- Doc falling into Dunk Tank in the final winner-take-all round

- All the goofy skins (especially Grian’s cursed skins) and IRL costumes (Pearl’s old man mask, and Tango’s millions of hats)

- Every time Etho is confused about his fanbase

- Grian finishing backwards because “it’s the only way he can see” with his built-in rear view mirror

- Pearl getting to keep her horse from Horse Course!

- “Coming in not least but last” - Bdubs

- Scar actually doing so well on all the games actually?! I didn’t realize he was second on Horse Course

- “MY BLADDER’S FULL OF URINE” - Bdubs

- “While we were on our pee-pee break for the weak bladder people” - Doc

- Etho’s elytra glitching, with Cleo and Grian hitting him around

- Racers stealing other boats. Tango and Cub winning the race by a mile through switching drivers at the bubblevator

- Jevin fell down the powdered snow section LOL!

- Iskall fixing the Hermit Incentives redstone by just moving the dispenser and the button

- The speed at which Doc’s diamonds DISAPPEARED and then all the subsequent mocking just as a 5k soon came through

- Ren: “Nothing will calm your nerves more than Grian’s gong”

Grian: screaming “LALALALALAAAAAL” as he smashes the gong repeatedly (twice)

- Bdubs being spleefed by Tango (VIA PREINSTALLED REDSTONE) into a hole and Doc not caring because he doesn’t have any diamonds. And then Etho punching Tango into the same hole.

- Grian: “I need everyone to take a really nice deep breath in through the nose-”

Everyone: *exaggerated gasps and choking noises*

Grian: “We’re doing that again because everyone FAILED at breathing”

Doc’s panicked breathing and getting TNT to blow everyone up

Scar: “Can I get another dong real quick?”

Grian: “With a g, yes you can.”

- Scar made Panda Resue (lol) in ONE NIGHT?!?! But with no pandas lol

- Doc on strike until he gets his diamonds back

- Bucket rush more entertaining than expected and Scar absolutely killing it

- Hermits interpreting the 350k goal as returning Doc’s diamonds (THEN GRIAN RESTEALING THEM AND SETTING 400K AS THE GOAL FOR THE RETURN LOL)

- All the lore that I’m getting it discover as a new fan!!!

- How the hermits are perfectly quiet whenever another is explaining game rules or when Martyn is reading out donos.

- Impulse being absolutely on the ball with all the drumrolls

- Etho and his pvp player head + item collection mechanics

- Scar absolutely bowspamming yellow team, and Red Team continuing to kill for the spawn mechanics lol. ALMOST WINNING BY 1 POINT!!!

- Martyn with the stellar Battle Bane commentary!

- Scar donating on behalf on those who cannot donate, and apparently this is a common thing with him??? Amazing.

- The carts will have hermitcraft plaques!!

- Glasgow family’s 1k dono: Donated in memory of Technoblade.

- All the smooth backend operations by fans and others! Nothing broken amazingly.

- Doc still asking about the diamonds and Martyn announcing that he had them in a plot twist and logging out

- Only 1 week of prep??!! Insane

- $425k raised!!!! Incredible!!!!!

- Bro when Ren and Tango said Joe’s beard had legos and pinballs in it THEY WERE NOT JOKING. Omg. I genuinely thought the mechanical part was like part of his microphone set up. A SIX DOLLAR HUNTING KNIFE?!???? FROM THE GROCERY OUTLET??? WITH BRASS KNUCKLES??? FOR PIZZA???? This is my first time watching a Joe stream. is he always like this. His transparent facecam overlay is also cool; I like it better than the usual corner ones. HE ACTUALLY WENT WITH THE CRAYOLA SCISSORS??? No mirror only OBS??? His concern with accidentally hurting himself is not being able to talk and violating TOS LOL. HES GOING TO FILTER OUT THE BLOOD SO THAT TWITCH DOESNT BAN HIM. He’s doing it in the worst way possible as a commitment to the bit. He’s so hostile to capitalism it’s great. All after an 8 hour driver from Chicago. MUMBO COSPLAY LOL