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Internet Is Laughing Out Loud At These 50+ Hilarious Reactions To The Royal Wedding

The whole world watched as Prince Harry and Meghan Markle got married in front of 600 or so guests at the St. George’s Chapel in Windsor. The bride looked gorgeous in her Givenchy dress, the groom was nervous, and the ceremony was a star-studded affair. Elton John, Oprah Winfrey, Victoria Beckham, and other celebrities were sitting next to the royal family, enjoying the event together. But if for some reason you missed it, people were reacting to it on social media, hilariously summing everything up.

They noticed those who seemed rather bored, pointed out that the Prince’s ex was looking a bit emotional and even deciphered what Harry whispered to Meghan. Even though it was estimated that the wedding cost was about $43 million, some moments were still the same as all the regular ones at your local church. Scroll down to check out the reactions and upvote your faves.

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Gotta stay inside, party animals. Plenty of fucking and sucking to do in your ratty home, you dumb brain dead alcoholics!

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What the most successful people do, according to this meme

It seems like everyone on Twitter has an opinion about what makes a person successful. 

Last week, Twitter user @APompliano tweeted a list of things he believes "the most successful people" do. It's a pretty vague bunch of descriptors —  successful people "have laser focus" and "build incredible teams," he claims. 

Apparently, successful people and the protagonists of Disney movies have something in common: They "believe in themselves." Sure.

The most successful people I've met: 1. Read constantly 2. Workout daily 3. Are innately curious 4. Have laser focus 5. Believe in themselves 6. Build incredible teams 7. Admit they know very little 8. Constantly work to improve 9. Demand excellence in everything they do

— Pomp 🌪 (@APompliano) June 10, 2018

But if @APompliano — or "Pomp" as he apparently goes by — should know anything about successful people, it's that no level of success can protect you from becoming a meme. Twitter users don't like being told what they should and shouldn't do — remember the "by age 35" meme? 

SEE ALSO: You'll enjoy the 'by age 35' meme even if you have nothing saved for retirement

In the week since Pomp's original tweet, Twitter users have offered their own takes on what makes a successful person.

The most successful people I've ever met: 1. eat three square meals a day 2. wake up at 4AM, VERY READY TO GO 3. are very demanding with their time 4. nap throughout the day 5. are extremely affectionate and loving 6. are cats 7. i'm talking about my cats https://t.co/DX2Md2R8Q4

— Elizabeth M. (@_ElizabethMay) June 16, 2018

The most successful people I've met 1. Drink a whisky drink 2. Drink a vodka drink 3. Drink a lager drink 4. Drink a cider drink 5. Sing some songs that remind them of the good times 6. Sing some songs that remind them of the better times 7. Get knocked down 8. Get back up again https://t.co/J0RoVaPYgX

— Kelly Cates (@KellyCates) June 14, 2018

Who's more successful than brilliant scientist/temporary Empress Yzma from The Emperor's New Groove? 

The most successful people I've met: 1. Turned him into a flea 2. A harmless little flea 3. Then put that flea in a box 4. Then put that box inside of another box 5. Then mailed that box to thenselves 6. And when it arrived they sMASHED IT WITH A HAMMER https://t.co/PIMYh2pBaq

— Daragh (@DaraghQuinn) June 18, 2018

Or Carol, from Carol?

the most successful people i’ve met: 1. put others first 2. dress for success 3. collect vinyl 4. don’t believe in accidents 5. treat service industry workers well 6. will have the creamed spinach 7. should have said, “Therese, wait” 8. are not ugly people, Harge 9. like the hat https://t.co/MdvYjlMjY4

— Netflix Film (@NetflixFilm) June 14, 2018

Some, like Twitter user @NMamatas, pointed out that many financially successful people come from a privileged upbringing.  

The most successful people I've met: 1. Have well-connected parents 2. Who are also wealthy 3. And work in a related field 4. But have a different surname 5. Which allowed my successful acquaintances to "come out of nowhere" 6. Because that's a feature hook 7. Easily arranged https://t.co/KD7WqNroFD

— Nick Ban Nazis Mamatas 🤼‍♂️🏴 (@NMamatas) June 15, 2018

Or, as @DavidKlion brought up, are baby boomers who started their careers with fewer obstacles than Gen X'ers and Millennials did. 

The most successful people I've met: 1. Were born between 1945-1960 2. Are white 3. Received debt-free higher educations 4. Have always counted on having publicly/lavishly subsidized retirements and health care 5. Own homes worth 10x what they paid for them 6. Have had "careers" https://t.co/OSGBOCIHhf

— David Klion 🔥 (@DavidKlion) June 16, 2018

Even a Jesus Christ stan account had its own take.

The most successful people I've met: 1. Repent 2. Sell all they have and give to the poor 3. Become like children 4. Love God with all their heart & love neighbors as themselves 5. Love their enemies 6. Emptied themselves & served others 7. Picked up their cross https://t.co/0K4cZV4bci

— Jesus Christ (@JesusOfNaz316) June 15, 2018

And as with any Twitter meme — from gorls to bible verses to the gay/straight/bi meme — it always comes down to song lyrics. 

The most successful people I've met: 1. Don't fuck with 2. You 3. You little stupid ass bitch 4. I ain't fucking with you 5. You little dumb ass bitch 6. I ain't fucking with you 7. I got a million trillion things 8. I'd rather fucking do 9. Than to be fucking with you https://t.co/J92g7if7Ur

— Lindsay Ellis 🕷🍆 (@thelindsayellis) June 14, 2018

The most successful people I've met: 1. Poopity Scoop 2. Scoop diddly whoop 3. Poopity Scoopity 4. Scoopity Whooop 5. Poop poop 6. Whoop diddly scoop, poop 7. Build incredible teams https://t.co/mEoF7PAsJf

— jon (@jondaly) June 16, 2018

The most successful people I've met: 1. can make folks cry when they play and sing 2. have paid their dues 3. can moan the blues 4. know how to bend them guitar strings 5. can make folks feel what they feel inside 6. are not afraid of long hard rides https://t.co/G2PRk573y8

— Tater Tots and Cow Twats (@TheDailyCowman) June 18, 2018

The most successful people I've met: 1. Consider the coconut 2. Consider its tree 3. Use each part of the coconut, that’s all they need 4. Make their nets from the fibers 5. Use the leaves to build fires 6. Cook up the meat inside

— OhNoSheTwitnt 🌈 (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 18, 2018

The most successful people I've met: 1. Wake up 2. Grab a brush and put a little makeup 3. Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup 4. Leave the keys upon the table 5. Create another fable 6. Wanted to https://t.co/PUGNw7j1Dk

— Gav (@miracleofsound) June 17, 2018

The most successful people I've met: 1. Have a mansion, forget the price 2. Never been there, told it's nice 3. Live in hotels, tear out the walls 4. Have accountants pay for it all 5. Have a limo, ride in the back 6. Lock the doors in case they're attacked https://t.co/3s4WI80uRY

— Liz (@noiseandlight) June 16, 2018

No Twitter meme wouldn't be complete without a reference to The Killers' "Mr. Brightside." 

The most successful people I've met: 1. Wake up early 2. Believe in themselves 3. Know it was only a kiss 4. Are falling asleep 5. And she's calling a cab 6. While he's having a smoke 7. And she's taking a drag 8. Now they're going to bed 9. And m https://t.co/OzNWEu70sk

— Kimball Alt Account Factory (@deleteuraccont) June 15, 2018

Yikes. 

I'm an archivist. The most successful people I've met are all dead.

— Rebecca (@DerangeDescribe) June 16, 2018

Sometimes you have to ask yourself: Did this meme go too far?

ðə moʊst səksɛsfʊɫ pipɫ aɪv mɛtː 1. kæn ɹid ði aɪ pi eɪ 2. ðæts ɪt 3. aɪ dʒʌst wɑnt ɛvɹiwʌn tu noʊ ði aɪ pieɪ 4. daʊn wɪθ bæd tɹænskɹɪpʃən sɪstəmz

— Gretchen McCulloch (@GretchenAMcC) June 18, 2018

Keep the advice coming, Twitter.

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Badlands75RT @jondaly: Samantha Bee should call Ivanka a cunt every single night and then apologize every single day.

Samantha Bee should call Ivanka a cunt every single night and then apologize every single day.

— jon (@jondaly) May 31, 2018

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#15: Jon Daly (Interview) @jondaly @kaseykoop #podcast

#15: Jon Daly (Interview) @jondaly @kaseykoop #podcast

Jon Daly is an actor, comedian and writer who stars in the Showtime series, I’m Dying Up Here. We talk his mission to finger televangelist Joel Osteen’s butthole, smelly strip club customers, having Jim Carrey as a boss, coming up in UCB in NY and going to middle school with Christina Aguilera. Check out this hilarious episode of KAsey’s Freek Show and watch I’m Dying Up Here! Presented by…

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If sharks could talk...

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I'm Going To Bite Someone #sharks

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— thatsfunny (@thatsfunny) August 29, 2019

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I'm Going To Bite Someone