#KRISTIN

[that-sweet-jester]

It's Her.

[mikaikaika]

Mumza is truly one of us

[royalarchivist]

Mr. Reaper: I was looking forward to have a nice conversation with you.

Phil: WHO ASKED, MAN? Who asked! Wtf. What makes you think I want to talk to you? Also, if your idea of talking is spawning zombies on me and then laughing, I don't think I want to talk! I think I'm good actually, I think I'm good. I think I'll pass!

Kristin:

[philza-updates]

Kristin posted on twitter!

[Image ID:

A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Trixtin @/trixtin. It reads “Me, my husband, and my husbands boyfriend”. Attached is a photo of Kristin with Phil on her right and Missa on her left. Phil and Kristin have one hand overlayed over each other’s hand palm to palm. Phil’s other hand is holding one of Missa’s above Kristin’s head. All three of them are staring into the camera. Kristin’s expression is neutral, Phil is smiling slightly and Missa has his chin raised while looking down at the viewer, his other hand rubbing at his neck.

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[blicketdabest33]

i love the comparison between what QSMP did to Philza and what Double Life & ESMP 2 has done to Joel

like

Philza: I am a STRAIGHT MAN in a PLATONIC relationship with Missa. PLATONIC husbands. *hides aggressively gay rp away* I kissed him.. BECAUSE of the CHALLENGE. TOTALLY didn't mean anything. Nope, my character is NOT simping.

Kristin: This is my husband Philza, and that's Philza's husband Missa, and that's Phil's boyfriend Fit, and that's his other boyfriend Etoiles

vs

Joel: Hey BABE *blows kiss at Jimmy* Oh hi Sausage, i'm here to drop off OUR CHILD *pats Hermes on the head* EEFOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU SOOOO OBSESSED WITH MEEE??? *neck kisses intensify*

Lizzie: ... babe, calm down please

[anartisticdreamer0]

i love them

[vulto-cor-de-rosa]

This is best thing that they could have done with their meet up

[cookie-nom-nom]

The situation as I understand it

[noven-warsh]

correct me if I'm wrong but

[the-mcyt-crackships-brackets]

We're proud to annonce the winners of the mcyt crackships brackets!

(and all of them are yuri :D !)

IN FIRST PLACE WE FIND DEATH YURI!

FOLLOWED BY MOONFLOWERS IN 2ND PLACE AND MOON GIRLS/MOON² IN 3RD PLACE!

AND BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE, WE WILL FIND OUT WHICH ALTERNATE UNIVERSE LIFE SERIES MEMBER / OBSCURE DSMP GIRLIE IS THE BEST YURI!

[catsinaspacesuit]

We get the two versions lmaoo

[karmaduck1]

Soy lágrimas

I'm tears

[mikaikaika]

OPQ QSMP WATCH PARTY

[royalarchivist]

Slime: Wanna see me fly, Phil?

Phil: [Laughs]

Slime: [Casualonas-ing and doing the Club Penguin dance while trying not to laugh] Bet your wife's never done this for you.

Kristin:

[philza-updates]

Philza posted on twitter!

[Image ID:

A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Philza Minecraft @/Ph1LzA. It reads “Happy Halloween!!! 🎃”. Attached is an edited together photo of Phil and Kristin in Hallowe’en costumes in a video game mansion, presumably from Resident Evil. Kristin, who is wearing a Lady Dimitrescu costume with a somewhat condescending smile on her lips, is edited to be significantly taller than Phil, who is dressed as Ethan Winters and looking up at Kristin towering over him.

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[blueishspace]

The Watchers court (because I have a lot of aus' in my head)

*Grian, Pearl, BigB walk in a room full of watchers and listeners *

Martyn: Order in the court, a-all rise please. *He almost snickers but shut ups after Grian looks at him*

BigB: Ehm...please continue?

Martyn: Right... All rise to judges Xelqua, Moon-

Pearl: Just use our normal names mate.

Martyn: Judges Grian, Pearl and BigB.

*The watchers and listeners bow politely*

Grian: Yes, Yes, Martyn please go foward with the procedings.

Martyn: Yes! Will today's jury please introduce themselves for the court?

*to the jury*

E1!Jimmy: Right, I am Jimmy, codfather.

Voice of The Star: Call me Scott, please.

Knight!Grian: The name is sir Grian your honor.

Kristin: Lady Death will be fine dear.

Squiddo: Oh? Hi! Squiddo here!

Martyn: Good, will the court reporter introduce themselves?

Jimmy: It's me Martyn!

Martyn: Since when!???

Jimmy: The listeners hired me.

*a listener in the back shouts something akin to a "damn right we did"*

BigB: Uh...order? Order in the court!

Pearl: Will the defendant and defence enter?

*A man in a green hoodie is dragged in by two listeners*

BigB: Uh... Grian? Read the charges?

Grian: Right, defendant Dream, you're accused of manslaughter, espionage, conspiracy, attempted murder, murder, stalking, breaking and entering, escaping arrest, emotional and phisical abuse, being a cun- ....Pearl.

Pearl: Oh wow, how did that get there? Soooo weird.

*a blonde boy bends over laughing*

Grian: Why is there a child in my courtroom?

Tommy: Hey fuck you I'm not a child! That bit is dead and buried!

Grian: I'm 500 years old.

Tommy: ... Oh.

Martyn: That would be the prosecution.

Grian: That's the prosecution?

Tommy: Fuck yes I am! And this is Tubbo!

Tubbo: Hello bossman.

*Grian sighs in defeat*

Grian: This will be a long trial...

BigB: defendant how do you plead?

Dream: Not guilty. And hiiii there Tom.

Tommy: Shut up you bitch!

*Grian sighs again*

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