#Katahara Metsudo

[misterbaritone]

That old man is just Katahara Metsudo but with Goki Shibukawa’s Aiki

[rotdistressxox]

DARLINGGGGG GUESS WHOS BACK FROM THE PYSCHE WARD!!

im currently brainrotting over agito as you can see..can you write how you think he would meet reader and how their relationship would develop into romance with him? like actually i sat at work for like 15 minutes trying to think how but i actually cannot cook anything up.

(Also I'm seeing the ghost stuff and I'm interested...gonna have to do research for dis one☝️)

sorry if i keep sending you silly asks😞

—🪡 anon

JOIN US WE HAVE SEXY POPES WHO DOUBLE AS FRONTMEN AND FREAKY GHOULS. Listen to them, I highly recommend listening to the meliora and prequelle album before delving any deeper. Watch some YouTube videos abt the lore. PLUS THEY HAVE LITTLE EPISODES <3

Time for some more Cakemaster 9000

Phew, this took a while

Kanoh Agito: How does he fall for you?

• Like what I mentioned in one of the headcanons, you work for Katahara. While Agito doesn't directly work for him apart from beint his representative fighter, he's technically his family AND The Fang.

• However, you two hardly see eachother when on the job. BUT-

• You two visit the same coffee shop. He loves his morning Latte, and you love (insert your favorite Cafe drink here)

• When you first started working, you were surprised to see the Kanoh Agito at a small coffee shop.

• He usually greets and addresses you formally, not interested in any small talk.

• "Sheesh, what a stick in the mud" It's not that he was trying to be rude, but he did come off a little condescending when he greeted you. (He has tone issues)

• One day you woke up late and didn't have time to stop and get your usual.

• He notices your absence. "They can't be sick, they showed no signs of it two days ago"

• Long story short, he picks up your order and goes looking for you. Once he finds you, he stiffly hands it to you. "You were late I presume. I picked this up for you"

• Everyone in the room was shocked. The cold hearted Fang buying someone a drink? You smiled warmly and looked into his eyes "Thank you, this was very kind of you"

• His breathing hitched, and he felt speechless. Was he....flustered? "Don't let it happen again, you work for the Chairman afterall"

• You obviously didn't let it happen again....buuuttt it was super sweet how he seemed to care about you enough to get you something.

• To return the favor, you arrived earlier and got him his Latte. Listen, he was speechless before, now he was in shock. He didn't show it though. In his lifetime no one had ever bought him anything or returned a favor. There was a first time for everything.

• You saw through his attempt to hide the baffled expression on his face. It was kinda- cute.

• "Why have you done this?" "Why not? I'm just repaying you" "I-" "Shush, just take the drink, it's burning my hand"

• He has to get there before you now to ensure that he sees you. He's a bit friendlier with the greetings, too. Don't expect a smile though, just a softer glance in your direction.

• When he was around you, he didn't feel like he needed to be The Fang of Metsudo. You didn't hold him to any higher standard when you chatted, you didn't bother holding back a few curses. He felt as if his soul was on Earth instead of hanging in the balance.

• On one of your off days, the two of you get coffee and sit down for once. Finally having a slower paced discussion. It lasted a few hours, you did most of the talking while he had a response to almost anything. There was a lot he didn't know about pop culture.

• Coffee dates became your thing, even though it wasn't technically a date. More like two friends hanging out. Discussions got into deeper topics like pasts and whatnot.

• Agito decided that he could trust you, so he opened up about the Human Gu Ritual. He didn't know what trauma was, so you explained to him that his feelings and memories about that time in his life would be very traumatic.

• "I'm glad you could tell me that, but are you okay? If I had something like that on my chest I'd cry" "I'm quite alright, I'm not fazed in the slightest but I had no idea the caliber of the topic. I hope I didn't ruin the conversation"

• You tapped your cheek and sighed. "Have you ever been hugged before?" Agito thought for a second. The embracing gesture? The only physical contact he's hand was a pat on the shoulder or when he's fighting.

• "No, I don't think I have" "Well today's your lucky day, bring it in"

• He froze as you wrapped your arms around his waist, pulling him into you. His heartbeat raced as he thought of what to do. "Just tell me if you don't like it" you squeezed him gently. He awkwardly put his hand behind your back and rested it there.

• You let go after a few seconds, but he didn't want you to. "How was it?" You smiled.

• "I'm not sure" He smoothed out his suit, trying to relax himself after what just happened.

• A few days passed and you haven't seen him anywhere. He wasn't at work or at the coffee shop. You start to worry. Did you drive him away? Was the hug too much? Oh god was he dead?

• All the while Agito was keeping an eye on you from afar. Not letting you see him, but he could see you. He felt very fragile after that day, he almost felt ashamed. He wasn't good at managing his emotions. And what happened moved him in a way that frightened him.

• He summons the courage to talk to Katahara Metsudo about how he felt. He was the only parental figure he had in a sense.

• "You are a grown man. Is this really a difficult concept to grasp?" Katahara looked out the window of his office. "I'm inexperienced, these feelings are foreign to me"

• 'He's not referring to himself as we and us anymore, this must be serious' Katahara turned around. "To put it simply" he laughed "Tell (Reader) everything you told me"

• "I have a strong regard for you" Agito came clean. You know how I said there was a first time for everything? Well he had a hint of red on his cheeks. This beast of a man, blushing? Utterly adorable

• "So you're saying you love me?" That's the word. Love. He nodded. "Well. Say it then. There's nothing holding you back"

• He pauses for a moment, he's not exactly fond of eye contact. But this was for (Reader)

• "I love you"

• You wrap your arms around his waist again. "That's all I needed to hear"

• His lips curled into a smile as he looked down at you. You parted from the hug and tilted your head to the side. "Wanna go out to a restaurant sometime?"

• "Are you asking me out on...what is it that they call it...a date?" "Yes" you stated bluntly. Beating around the bush or teasing wouldn't get far in this situation.

• "We can talk about plans later, I have important matters to attend to" he look your hand and grazed his lips on you knuckles. Planting a small kiss on it.

• "Now where did you learn that?" "It's a romantic gesture they do on television" you bite your lip from calling him a dork.

• "I'll meet with you later about this date. Until we see eachother again" He leaves, and you're alone again.

• Man, you're already falling for him. It's not like you'd hate dating him. But you didn't want to be head over heels just yet. You looked at your knuckles and sighed "Ah what the hell, being love isn't that bad"

[count-alucard-tepes]

Headcanons and a short fanfic for the 7th fang of Metsudo, Takayama Minoru😷

He, Agito, J and Omori always spend sundays together as it's their day off so they train together, go for lunch and then go to a bar. They drag Kanoh there no matter what.

He is a motorhead and wants to do a roadtrip with his new motorcycle soon.

He doesn't mind the scars on his mouth but he doesn't like to scare others so he uses the mask for others outside the bodyguards and the Katahara family

He's really shy around women and tends to blush which gets him teased by J all the time.

His hair is naturally wavy so when its cut too short, it looks a mess.

A day off...

Being a bodyguard meant always dressing your best and that meant having a lot of black suits and white shirts. Minoru was in need of some white shirts since he has a bad habit of spilling his coffee on his shirts or staining it with the blood of Metsudo's enemies.

He was heading off to the mall when he bumped into J at the bodyguards apartments on the Katahara property, "...where you heading off to?", he asked out curiosity as he noticed Minoru had his regular clothes on rather than his usual suit.

"...off to the mall to get some clothes, what about you? Annoying the other bodyguards as usual", Minoru asked playfully as he was on friendly terms with Captain J.

"Very funny, I need to get some stuff at the mall too...mind if I join you?", he asked as Minoru nodded, "...let's go".

He decided to take his motorcycle out for spin as he hadn't had the time to ride it in a while and of course J sat behind him and wrapped his arms around Minoru's waist.

"...oh man, this is usually reserved for the ladies but here I am holding you like this...I'm honoured", J teased.

Minoru blushed in response, "...just shut up and make sure you don't fall off".

When they arrived, they agreed to meet up for lunch in a hour or so before going their separate ways.

Minoru arrived at the shop for his tailor made shirts when he noticed the usual tailor wasn't there, instead it was another young individual that he had not met before, "Good morning, my father is out today so I'll be here to take your measurements...I'm Y/N", you said with a little smile as you placed the measuring tape around your neck.

"I see, that's no problem at all...I usually get them delivered to the Katahara mansion when they're ready", Minoru said gently as he stood in a spot to get measured.

"Ah so you are one of the bodyguards then, Misasa was here not too long ago...", Y/N said gently as you began taking his measurements, standing on a little ladder as he was way too tall.

"Guess you didn't need to ladder for him then...", he said with a little smile.

Y/N laughed in response, "...a rarity when it comes to the bodyguards...or so my father has told me".

Minoru couldn't help but let out a little laugh, "...dynamite comes in small packages...".

Y/N finished measuring him up before bringing a range of fabrics and different colors as Minoru took a seat on the couch and helped himself to a bottle of water.

"I am very aware that the standard uniform includes a white shirt but the fabric could be different too...and you could add some color for your personal wardrobe...I've been researching on what colors suit people best and I'd love to present this to you too", Y/N said with big, wide puppy eyes that made Minoru blush under his mask.

How could he say no to that?!

He was very much white shirt type of guy even in his regular clothes, he wasn't what he would call fashionable in anyway.

"...I'm not good with fashion...", he admitted, "...so go ahead and let's see what we come up with".

Y/N clapped their hands excitedly and began showing him fabrics and colors that would best suit him. Though it was all very exhausting, he quite liked all the pieces they came up with. He now understood why all the female bodyguards liked shopping, it felt good to spoil yourself but he would never tell anyone that...especially not J.

Once he was done at the store, he paid for him items, "Oh before you go...I'd like you to have this...its a gift for being my first customer!", Y/N said with a big smile as they handed him the box.

He looked at it curiously before opening it. Inside was a fancy pen with gold details. He liked it a lot.

"Thank you, I appreciate all your hard work", he said gently before bowing and leaving to go find J.

It didn't take him long to find him at the restaurant, waving at him, "...this is a nice place", he commented as he took a seat across from J.

"Yeah, I came here with some of the bodyguards, the food is real nice...so how'd it go?", he asked as Minoru looked at the menu.

"...pretty good, the tailor was out so his kid was running the shop...they were pretty detailed", he murmured.

"...ooooohhh, did they catch your eye, Takayama?", J asked teasingly as he looked over his sunglasses at him.

Minoru huffed in response, "...oh shut up! And we're indoors! Take off the sunglasses, you creep".

J laughed in response as he was glad Minoru enjoyed his time at the tailor's.

Minoru would use that pen all the time and keep it in his coat pocket from then. He even started wearing those colored shirts on his days off and got many compliments.

Perhaps he'll visit the store again and request Y/N to help him out.

[jannahime]

This is an old art work with my account.

My sweet vengeance

It’s a fan fiction story I made of Kengan Ashura with my Kengan oc’s Satomi Ishikawa female lead, Ohma Tokita as the male lead, and the rest of Kengan cast.

Ohma Tokita x OC Tokita Ohma X OC Ohma Tokita X Female OC

Synopsis: Satomi Ishikawa, a former elite guard of Metsudo's fangs gets called back into action to take part in the Kengan tournaments and helps guard Metsudo and his daughter Sayaka. She was reluctant at first seeing as she retired from that position at the age of 19 due to her depression because of a tragedy in her family's lineage, but she accepts seeing as there's a better chance of finding what she's looking for there than in her city. Now at 23 she's become the SWAT captain of her own squad team and Looking for the man who murdered her father and 3 older brothers. As soon as she arrives, she comes to find out that the man is competing in the tournament but she's not the only one who wants vengeance and justice.

Word count: 1779

Chapter one: The street fight

10 years ago tragedy fell upon two young gladiators Satomi Ishikawa and Ohma Tokita. The girl lost her father and three older brothers and Ohma Tokita lost his father figure Niko Tokita to the same murderous maniac Kiryu Setsuna.

Though the two were from different worlds one being born into fortune and wealth and a loving family and the other an orphan living in poverty but was loved just as equally as the other.

They both buried their loved ones and vowed to get stronger. Satomi went to college and became many things. But the most important ones were the S.W.A.T. CORPORAL, General of the army of Japan, and being one of the most powerful fangs of Metsudo Katahara.

Ohma on the other hand trained hard to get where he is now. Strong, powerful, undefeated, invincible. The man had it all. He was pursued by many women but was never interested in any of them that is until he met her, Satomi Ishikawa for the first time.

The two now full grown adults, are walking down the same street going opposite directions. Satomi Ishikawa walked with a coquettish swaying of her hips that bewitched every single man there. But not yet Ohma. He saw her coming his way.

She had long wavy ivory hair, Milky skin, long black and thick eyelashes, and blue eyes like sapphire gems.

She wore some black sleeveless crop top that revealed her double D cleavage, some ripped black jeans that hugged her hips perfectly and defined her voluptuous bottom. Her high heeled boots clacked as she continued to walk quietly as she sucked on a blue Popsicle.

As she got closer to Ohma Both he and Satomi looked at each other with a clear sense of power. Satomi gave him a bewitching glare and smirked at him slyly as she continued to charm Ohma with her skilled Popsicle sucking.

"Heh." He let out a chuckle as he grinned at her with interest. Though it was a quick interaction the two didn't seem that interested in each other until they were surrounded by a group of individuals who were stalking Ohma and others who were trying to get with Satomi.

Since they were all men, Satomi decided to humor all of them a bit. She slowly and steadily swallowed her Popsicle whole.

Some of them blushed and others smiled intrigued at her boldness. She licked her plump red lips and gave everyone a coy smile. She threw the Popsicle stick away and then looked at the individual's surrounding both Ohma and her.

"I say...you there....tall, dark, and handsome...it seems that you and I are in a bit of a pickle." Spoke Satomi with such a flirtatious grin.

Ohma was unfazed but he smirked not just at her but the individual's surrounding the two of them.

"I'm just curious but please raise your hand if you're here for me?" All of the individuals raised their hands.

"Tsk, tsk....it's not good to lie to a woman like me....you see I know most of you but I don't know the other half that is facing this gladiator over here." She says angelically as she points at Ohma and the egotistical gang members.

"Oh don't worry sweetheart...we'll be coming for you after we finish with him."  Spoke one of the gang members with a hungry look of lust on his face.

Ohma then grabbed Satomi by her arm. She looked at him with a puzzled expression.

He looked down at her with a composed demeanor. "Get behind me and don't get in the way." Growled Ohma in a low husky tone.

Satomi smirked at him and gave him a charming glare. She put a hand to his chest and looked up at him with a seductive look.

"You're adorable. You really think I'm that weak? You haven't seen nothing yet." Spoke Satomi in a honey coated tone as she caressed Ohma's face.

Ohma looked at her with one eyebrow raised still calm. He didn't understand what she meant.

"Alright.....you all have 30 seconds to try to kidnap me and take me with you before I take you all to prison." Replied Satomi with an amused giggle.

"Hey! Are you crazy?" Spoke Ohma with a puzzled look.

"Ssshhhh! I'll be with you in just a minute cutie pie." Spoke Satomi with a flirtatious tone as she put her index finger to his lips and winking at him.

Ohma just looked puzzled but he didn't say a thing. " Focus on taking care of those Yakuza boys....I'll focus on mine over here. Or unless you can't handle them?" Spoke Satomi with a playful grin.

Ohma sighs and rolls his eyes in annoyance. "Woman....you don't know what you're getting yourself into." Replied Ohma firmly as he took his fighting stance.

"You're going to regret saying those words stud." She giggles once more as she too takes a fighting stance.

One of the group members from each group charged at both of them. Ohma begins to grin sinisterly as he punched one of the gang members without a second thought contorting his face badly.

He quickly turns to where Satomi is to beat up the other guy but instead he's bewildered at the woman's fighting abilities.

She already had 5 of the individuals on her side knocked down to the ground. She grabbed one by the collar of his shirt and giggled in amusement as she threw him violently to the wall.

Satomi then looks at him with a grin as coy as a fox. Ohma is taken aback but soon he begins to grin slyly. A few other gang members now run up to him to try to take him down but of course the man has very high instincts as he took them all down in a heart beat.

Ohma kneed a few in their guts and then dislocated their arms. A few of them he had discombobulated making them fall to their knees and then Ohma knees them on their faces or even sends a powerful kick to knock them out cold.

He then turned to her to see how far she had gotten. The two soon got cornered back making them now stand back to back.

Satomi looks at him and smiles mischievously. Ohma bit his bottom lip in excitement as he knew where this was going. The two worked together to take down all of the individuals.

She would send jab after jab and then Ohma would step in and upper cut the guys just to catch them off guard.

"Not bad woman." Replied Ohma with a slight grin.

The two kept covering each other's back It was like the two were nsync with each other. If Satomii wasn't aware of her blind spots he would take down the fools trying to land a blow on her and she would do the same for him. A few hours later the two were standing on a pile of beat up individuals.

The two panted heavily with satisfied grins on their faces. She then grabbed her walkie talkie and pressed the red button.

"This is general Ishikawa. I have captured the targets. I repeat, I have captured the targets." Replied Satomi with a calm demeanor.

"10-4 on our way Corporal." Replied One of the officers through the walkie talkie.

She then turns to smile brightly at Ohma. "Thanks for your help!" Replies with a bright grin as she shook his hand.

He only nodded his head. Suddenly without warning he threw a punch towards her face but she swiftly evaded it.

Satomi continued smiling at him as she kept dodging blows. But he wasn't really attacking her it was more like Ohma was testing her. "So I take it you want to be taken down town too?" Speaks Satomi unfazed as she now punched him in the face.

"You know it's a poor choice trying to hit a corporal, chief of police." Replied Satomi with a sly smirk.

"Heh! I'm not trying to land a blow on you Corporal Ishikawa.....I'm testing you. I'll admit....you gave me a pretty good sucker punch to the face. " He grinned seeming more interested in her than ever.

Satomi yawns. "You should get out of here while you have the chance. If my officers see you they'll think that you were also here to jump me." She replies bored now ragging through every individuals wallets looking for ID's to send to the main branches.

Ohma grins and chuckles a bit. " I'll leave but I still want to test your strength. We should spar some time." Spoke Ohma in a low growl.

She turned to face him with a cold glare and a smug smirk. "Oh....did I trigger a nerve?" Ohma replies with a provocative grin.

As he was about to leave he stopped in his tracks and turned back to face her. "Before I leave....tell me what's your full name? I want to remember the name of the woman who sucker punched me." He chuckled softly.

Satomi grinned at him playfully. "It's Satomi Ishikawa. And yours?" Replied Satomi with a playful aura.

He gives her a foxy grin. "Ohma Tokita. See ya around." He says with a coy grin as he soon began to walk away arrogantly with his hands in his jacket pockets giving.

Satomi chuckles softly. "He's a stud alright....but maybe a little cocky."

Satomi's whole S.W.A.T. Team came and cleaned up the place. They placed all the criminals in the special van and took them down town.

"Corporal Ishikawa? Are you alright?" Asked one of her fellow colleagues.

She nods her head smiling brightly. "It was a fun night. I met someone who was interesting Toshiyuki-san." She spoke with a small smile on her face.

"I see. Man or woman?" Tokshiyuki asked with a hint of curiosity gleaming in his eyes.

"A man of course. We were so in synced when we fought all of these idiots-"

"You mean he helped you! Was he really that skilled!?" Spoke Tokshiyuki a bit surprised and jealous.

She only smiles and begins to walk away. "My what a night." She laughs to herself heading straight home.

Her mood soon changes as soon as she sees Shika and her ex-boyfriend in front of her house.

"Well if it isn't the expired coupon and her bitch! Why is garbage standing outside of my house? The trash truck doesn't come till Tuesday. " She smirks at them slyly knowing she's already getting under their skin because of how angry the two looked.

"Oh this is going to be fun." Thought Satomi to herself.

To be continued: ………………

[darkdevasofdestruction]

Being in a relationship with Kano Agito...

Before Katahara found Agito in China, he went on a travel close to the ‘Inside’, but unbeknownst to him, he got his wallet stolen. The thief nonchalantly walking by, hiding the hostile intention so perfectly well that not even his bodyguards could sense it.

That is, until the hooded man got hit with a pebble from some random direction, only to get his cut throat. Katahara could only look and laugh at the display of a little girl assassinating a grown man and stealing his wallet - But then she came over to him and handed it to him.

“People from the Inside shouldn’t harm outsiders.” your words were broken and you stammered speaking - Katahara looked down and realised the bloody wallet was his own, and he laughed even harder. Instead of taking back his wallet, he reached his hand out to pat your head. “Don’t hurt me, please. I did you a favour.” you flinched, thinking you would get hit.

But instead, you got adopted by the old man and was treated like his own daughter - Best food, best education, best clothes and jewellery - Literally everything that you could or couldn’t dream of, you had, even if you didn’t ask for anything.

Seeing as you were such a rational and collected person, and around the age of most of his the bodyguards with potential to become the next Fang, and you were to supervise them and make sure they don’t start pointless fights. It was also the old man’s hope that you may find interest in fighting and learn how to at least defend yourself - You had potential, he had seen that from the very beginning, but you were so afraid of being put in situations like back then, that you’d run away in fear.

That is, until the Chairman brought a new potential Fang candidate, which he also treated as if he was his own son, and took care of him. You could see he was different from all the other fighters so you paid close attention to him and his style.

You were also the one to help him learn Japanese, as he only knew his own language, Chinese, so it was pretty difficult to communicate with him at first... Though, even if he did know the language, You sympathised with his situation, having been told of his unfortunate situation and tried to get close to him - But he was as cold as an iceberg.

One day, when the fighters were training outside, you were reading a book and absently walking around, a silent figure of authority, though some found it ridiculous, having some little girl, dressed in a cute dress and a bow in her hair, reading - How could she possibly do anything to stop a fight?

“Yo, babe, nice legs!” one of the fighters said, but got ignored. “Are you deaf, babe? Or are you intentionally ignoring me?” as long as he continued his training, he could say anything he wanted. “LOOK AT ME, STUPID WOMAN!” that guy stopped his training, and created a commotion around the fighters - He must be new, Takayama thought, watching you nonchalantly walk up to the guy, and before he could stand up from his kneeling position, you hit him with the book over the head, so hard that he thought either the book, or his head, had broken. “You’re training for the potential title of the Fourth Fang of Metsudo. With your behaviour, you are putting not only the title, but the Master’s name to shame. Next time, you’re out.” your voice didn’t sound threatening at all, but rather, soft and empty. He was tall, and well built - He could kill you by just blinking. He stood up, towering over you, but for some unknown reason, you didn’t flinch. The rebel got in a grappling stance, attempting to grab you, only to have both forearms chopped down simultaneously, and he let out a roar of pain. “You’re never going to become Fang if you can’t even resist something so measly.” you scoffed. Agito stared at the two with wide eyes - He couldn’t comprehend how a small and frail thing like you could make a huge brute kneel and scream in agony. All the people of your stature were the first to get killed in the Gu ritual. “YOU FUCKING--” the idiot jumped up and tried to leap at you, but Takayama tackled him to the ground and gave him a beating sister with death. “Thank you, ‘Noru. You’re as sweet as always.” you smiled tenderly at him, patting his fluffy hair. “Kill him.” your voice had turned dark as you commanded - And the man complied.

Order was restored and everything went back to normal - All the fighters were training as ordinary - All except for Kano, who was confused. Noticing, you went to and crouched to his side, her hand of his shoulder. You tried asking if he was alright, if something was the matter - But he merely stared at you with the same blank expression as always. He had to regain himself and go back to training, he thought to himself. He has to repay his debt to the Master. He had to get strong and prove he was worth saving.

A week after the altercation, Katahara had both you and Agito in his room - And they were shocked to see him cradling a little baby doll in a light pink blanket. But it dawned on them - It wasn’t a baby doll, but an actual baby. The old man called you over first, and carefully placed the child in your arms. You froze like a deer in the headlights, and started trembling softly. What if you dropped the baby? What if you hurt it by mistake? What if you make it cry? A thousand questions went through your head, only to feel a light tug on your hair, and a giggly coo from the little thing. Katahara chuckled, informing you that his daughter had taken a liking to tiy - And that, from then on, you and Agito were to be her caretakers.

You almost fainted on the spot, whilst Agito tensed. Was he truly the right person to be kept around an infant? Probably not - But he was going to do everything in his power to keep little Sayaka safe.

From them on, you weren’t seen without the little baby, almost as if she was your own child - Though, if someone asked, you’d say you’d never actually want any children for yourself. They’re gross. They all are - Except for Sayaka. Katahara Sayaka is a princess. Thanks to you taking care of the baby day in and day out, Agito had to automatically spend time with the two of you - Though he remained at a distance, and simply watched the two of you interact. He couldn’t understand how anyone can use minimal power to touch such a frail, little thing? He was sure if he were to touch Sayaka, she’d break. He didn’t want to risk.

That is, until you smiled up at him, calling him to sit down by the tree, next to you - And you guided his arms in such a way, that you were able to place the blanketed bundle in his embrace. Kano’s eyes shot up in alarm - For the first time, he was cold with fear - But Sayaka was giggling. He looked down at her, and the way her little limbs would wiggle in the air, as if trying to touch him - And he smiled. Well, it was more of a weirdly animalistic grin, which ended up scaring the infant and sending her in fits of loud sobs. His panic only made you burst into fits of laughter, confusing him even more - But he got a pat on his hair, and even encouragement.

“You did good, Agito. It’s alright, kids are weird, it’s not your fault.” as soon as you went back to holding the little one, she stopped crying. Agito felt defeated, but at the same time, he wanted to learn how to take care of the little girl. He wanted to make Katahara proud. Until the Sun set, he listened and watched you care for the infant - He wondered, how did you know how to do that, anyway? Was it instinctual, or just that you knew how to be so tender? You were barely 16 anyway, it’s not like anyone expects them to be parents... Right?

“I’ll go put Sayaka to sleep, okay? You’re free for the night.” at night, other people protected the little girl, as the two of you had to be up and ready in the morning to do their jobs. He nodded his head and went to eat dinner and workout before going to sleep. Until around midnight, you watched over the little girl as she slept so peacefully - But your own eyes were beginning to sting, and you were getting drowsy herself. You got up, ready to turn in for the night, only for the window glass to shatter loudly, startling you. What the hell was that, and how could anyone destroy the window from such a high floor?

Quickly, you grabbed Sayaka from the crib and went for the door. The little baby was wailing loudly as you fell to her knees in the corridor, yelping in pain, as you felt your shoulder getting shot. Not exactly an unfamiliar feeling, but not one that you enjoyed either. Looking back inside the room, you saw the grappling hook on the window pane, and the assailant in door frame, threatening you with a pistol. Slowly, you placed the baby on the ground, and before he could attempt to shoot you, you slapped the gun from his hand, sliding across the corridor floor, and you mounted him, delivering punches at his face. 

But you were still to light compared to him, and you were easily overpowered and sent flying on your back with the hazy force of a headbutt. You felt yourself getting strangled. You tried to claw at him or even attempt to land a hit, but he easily overpowered you. If it weren’t for Agito to trample over the culprit and beat him to a pulp, you might not have survived this. To hell with all your fears from your life spent in the Inside - You have to start training properly and defend yourself and Sayaka against fuckers like this guy. Thank goodness your rooms were next to each other. “Wait, don’t kill him. We need to interrogate him.” you warned, seeing how violent Agito had begun - But he didn’t listen. “AGITO, STOP!” still, nothing. “STOP!!!” you threw your arms around his punching forearm and used all your strength to stall him. Finally, he stopped. He looked down at the comatose criminal, then at your panting body clinging onto him. When you finally felt his muscles relaxing, you let go of him and hurried to pick up the baby from the ground before returning to the boy. “Calm down. Easy. Breathe.” you put a hand on his face, watching as he was visibly relaxing under your touch.

All at once, a bunch of bodyguards came by, including the Chairman - And though he wasn’t happy that someone attempted to hurt his precious daughter, he was glad that his two foster children were there to save here. Clearly, he must amp up the security around the little girl... And find the mole. How did people from outside find out that Katahara has an infant child, ready to be used as bait? Well, hopefully, the criminal was going to provide some satisfactory answers... Sooner or later.

That night, when the commotion went quiet, you tried to sleep, but the silence was ringing into your ears, and your throat was still burning. Your twitched at every tweak of the hardwood on the ground. You’ve had enough. You gathered all your strength and tip-toed to Agito’s room and got inside. He seemed to be sleeping. “Agito.” you called out softly. “Agito.” you went to crouch by the side of the bed on which he was sleeping. He jolted awake, ready to strike the enemy - Only to realise it was you, just before the hit landed.  “Y/N? What are you doing here?” the boy frowned, watching you get up. “Can I sleep here?” your question made his eyes widen in bewilderment. “S-Sorry, it’s okay, I don’t want to bother you. It’s just... I’m a bit afraid to sleep alone. I was barely able to calm my fears after Master rescued me from the Inside... With what happened today, I don’t feel safe anymore.” Agito hasn’t been here for as long as you have, so his instincts are still up, whilst yours laxed. He let out a grunt of approval, and laid back down on his side, to sleep. “Thank you.” he could feel you getting in bed next to him - And then, your arms wrapped around his body, holding him tightly... By your standards. “Sweet dreams, Agito.”

Whilst you fell asleep almost immediately, your forehead glued to the space between his shoulder blades, Agito could barely catch a wink of sleep - His heart was beating fast. This sensation was so weird. He wasn’t afraid, so why did he feel so tense? And why did his hand act by itself and placed itself over your small one? It almost looked half the size of his own. And, most of all - Why did he like this so much?

Many years passed since then, and Agito never let you sleep in your own room again - Instead, he was content sleeping with your small arms wrapped around him... That is, until you couldn’t do that anymore, because he grew so much in size and width, while you remained as cute and little and when you first met, at 16.

You became just about the only thing that kept Agito grounded.

Though he doesn’t speak much, you’re the exception - And boy, do you love his voice.

He’s also your go-to person to go shopping person because he can carry a shit ton of bags, he’s patient... And he lasts more than you.

The only problem, if you can call it that, is that you can’t necessarily rely on him to give you an opinion on outfits, because he will say you’re beautiful either way.

He just loves you so much, he has nothing bad to say about you.

Agito enjoys working out with you, not because he gets to admire you half-naked, sweaty and in your pretty work out clothes, but because he likes spending time with you.

Even being in the same room with you, without the need of engaging in conversations, is more than enough to make him happy.

You’re the person who sees his genuine smiles - And maybe Sayaka when she’s a little kid.

Speaking of Sayaka... She makes you wear cutesy clothes, frilly, bows, glitter, pink and all that - And for the first time since you’ve known him... Agito makes fun of you.

You want to strangle him - But settle to putting a bonnet on his head. 

Sayaka ends up thinking he’s so cute that he forces him to wear custom ordered cute clothes and join your tea parties.

Might even insist you do face paints and nail paints.

Agito would end up embarrassingly pleading to the Chairman to save him, only for the evil old man to join in the madness.

Agito doesn’t have many hobbies except for working out, mostly because he’s busy protecting the Chairman - But that’s just a silly excuse and you end up making fun of him for being boring.

You end up becoming inseparable besties with both Takayama and Omori over the years, and the three of you go out often - Be it to get drinks, to watch a movie, maybe go fishing or just go get some good food.

Despite being best friends though, Minoru will forever be bitter and jealous for being forever ‘second best’, as he gets his face ripped by Kano, while he and Omori end up becoming the Fourth and Fifth Fang of Metsudo and win match after match in the name of the Master.

Unintentionally throws bitter comments of you that start with “Tell that boyfriend of yours (not) to...” which gets a bit tiring.

But he makes up to you by taking you on a motorbike drive, so you quickly forgive him because you love that Harley more than any of your cars.

After seeing you laughing so cheerfully as you got off the bike, an euphoria-like glow around you as you chatted with Takayama, Agito became intrigued about that bike. He wanted to understand why you liked it so much. A bike wasn’t as convenient as a car, as in, less people to drive around and less luggage to carry.

Too bad he doesn’t have the time for that.

Hearing you speak so excitedly about it though made it a clear future goal for him - Someday, when he’s older and his debt to the Master is paid.

The older he grew, the more he wanted to understand whatever new pop culture thing you were talking about  - You mentioned movies, tv shows, games - And though often you would stream and play with him in the room, he just couldn’t focus, and would end up lifting weights or... Sleeping.

Takayama would often ask you how the hell can you stay in a relationship with that guy - Or better, if he even knows what a relationship is - But you’d simply smile and dismiss his worries.

Though, yes, it was weird talking about most of your hobbies to someone that was akin to a blank canvas... Agito would remember literally every single detail, word by word, everything that you tell him, but he wouldn’t be able to reciprocate with his own insight, as he never actually got proactive enough to try all these things out.

But while he doesn’t know pop culture things, he surprises you with different things - When he comes home, he often stops by your favourite restaurant and brings you your favourite meal. When you study or work, he either makes you or buys you your favourite coffee. When he sees any flower of your favourite colour, or that at least looks similar to what you showed him, he’d get it for you.

You’re also shocked when you end up speaking to him about random things, like maybe and old story, or some friends, and he says the most specific things - ‘Yes, you told me about the pink haired guy with the big nose’ or ‘And then X and Y hooked up, while Z was sleeping next to them, only to be woken up by the dog - But they didn’t have a dog.’ or silly things like that.

Agito won’t get why you’re giggling so amused whenever he speaks what he remembers - It’s definitely because his voice is so low, and he’s a mountain of a man that could scare half the population away, only to hear him speak the weirdest things.

Takayama was right in a way though - Agito had no clue what a relationship actually was - So he needed a lot of guidance, communication and explaining.

You’d end up guiding him to your shared bed and offering the smallest caresses on his sharp face, or you urge him to place his head on your lap so you can play with his hair until he falls asleep - They’re both miracles that he had no idea he needed, but now he can’t live without.

Your sweet kisses were the same - You climbed on his lap one day, and grinned, seeing him look at you questioningly, only to end up with your arms around his neck as you pull him into your first shared kiss.

It was the first time that you saw Agito flustered and completely flabbergast, completely unaware of how to act - But his hands were gripping your hips without even realising.

Little by little, you encourage him to reciprocate, and then, to kiss you back - Of course, only when in private, as you don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable with PDA - And though it’s not exactly fighting, he’s quick to learn and ply to your needs.

He easily picks up on what inches of your skin to touch to earn certain sighs and gasps, and he knows how to hold you when he pulls you into a kiss...

And later on, he knows the perfect strategy on how to make you feel the most pleasure... Though, if anyone ever walks by the room and hears anything - And they have the audacity to point it out to him, he’ll literally die inside and would end up attempting to sleep under the bed from embarrassment, refusing any kind of contact for a while.

Actually, he might suggest he sleeps outside. You don’t let him.

Over 20 years pass after you first meet each other and start dating, and the Kengan Annihilation Tournament takes place, and though you’re excited to see Agito fighting again, you’re afraid he might lose control and destroy the fighting spirit of another fighter. It was you who was able to yell out his name and snap him out of his animalistic side... And not even that worked most of the time.

Before each fight, you would be there to encourage him, and after it, you would praise him and throw a towel at his head to dry his hair out from all that sweat.

Though he doesn’t ask you to get into the showering stall with him, Agito appreciates hearing your sweet voice, talking about mundane things as he’s bathing - It’s his way of releasing all the fighting rage and return to his normal, human side.

But if you feel he’s far too gone into his own head, you can always get in the shower with him and hug him from behind - That’s it, just hold him, and maybe plant a little kiss between his shoulder blades, and he’s melted - That is, if the water temperature isn’t too high for you, as anything below 45 oC is cold.

That also makes bathing together a bit difficult if you’re not into scorching hot baths - But if you can endure that, it’s going to be the most relaxing and soothing experience you ever have.

Also, he’d like having his hair washed and you washing his body - More or less because he likes you touching him, but also, because the smell of all the products you use on him is so pleasant that he can’t get enough.

And Agito enjoys the drowsy feeling he gets when you two get intimate in the water.

Before his fight with Hatsumi, you witness his fight with Omori, and realise that he can actually switch between his two sides with ease, although the delay can work against him. If he manages to completely get rid of it, he’ll be unstoppable - And that was obvious by the way he completely destroyed Hatsumi Sen.

But the same couldn’t be said about Kuroki Gensai, who ended up becoming the Kengan champion - Katahara ended up explaining that it was him who asked Kuroki to come over and fight, and in the end, it was supposed to get him some excitement at his old age, but also, to bring Agito some revelation.

That revelation ended up with Kano resigning from his title of Fang, asking Takayama for his bike and ending up traveling the world with you by his side, in hopes of finding himself.

Unlike before, he’s now completely attentive at any pop culture thing you like - To the point that he’s so fascinated, he quotes lines from those shows or games... Though here and there, he still mistakes movie posters for actual warnings, poor dear.

He genuinely tries to get better at video games, but he sucks - His fingers are too big for PC games, phone games don’t count, and console games... What the hell is a controller? And more importantly... How was Okubo able to get so good at this?!

During this traveling, Agito properly finds out about marriage, weddings and what they symbolise - He would probably propose in the weirdest way, like he sees your shoelaces untied and he kneels to tie them up, only to remember that scene from some movie where the man kneels in front of the woman and tells her to marry him.

But unlike the high-pitched cheer from the movie, you just stare down at him, frozen in time, which makes him so confused that he calls your name out multiple times, and waves his hand in front of you - And the only thing that wakes you up is putting you into a deep kiss.

He’ll probably insist on getting you a ring, just to apply to the tradition he saw on TV - And he’s so excited when he gets to hold your hand and slip the ring on your finger. He’ll end up kissing your hands and holding them much more often now, just because he’s so happy with being able to call you his wife - In a more traditional way, considering you’ve been together for 20+ years and everyone was calling you a married couple to begin with.

Agito ends up improving his fighting style with your help, to the point that he has no more delay - But to achieve that, he had to fight all in - And he always regretted going too far without realising. 

He always make up to you though.

The two of you get to know each other even better, and you didn’t think that was possible - But the trust and loyalty you had in each other was beyond comprehension. 

The two of you even make some new friends, though you still keep in contact with the old ones.

After a year and a half of constant traveling, the two of you settle down in a hotel in Arizona and stay there for about 6-7 months, time in which you explored the place far and wide on your bike, you changed your style completely to the leather biker get up, and continued honing your fighting style, while finding yourselves properly.

Until Himuro Ryo finds the two of you in the bar, tells you of the betrayal from the Sixth Fang and Agito immediately joins the Kengan vs Purgatory tournament, seeking revenge in the name of his master.

He was so pumped up to rip the traitor’s throat up, that you had to ground him down... Although, you were visibly just as angry as he was. Not only had that fucker put in danger Katahara, but Sayaka and Retsudo also! Her sweet children! How dare he?!

But Agito never gets his revenge the way you did - The sight of you punching the traitor in the face in the corridor, however, was satisfying enough.

That little Misasa had all the fun though. Hopefully, he’d have the chance to rip the traitor apart later.

Another Purgatory fighter went into the ring and baited him with a Gu bracelet - And he rose to the provoking. “Wait, Agito - Don’t let emotions take over you!” you warned him, only to receive a kiss on your forehead. It should serve as enough reassurance that he’ll be fine. He never met a survivor before though - And learning so many things about the Worm, that Tokito Niko, and seeing some kind of Removal mimicry, that was rather poor also.

Agito defeated him easily, and ran his fingers through his damp hair as he walked back to the Kengan side - Smirking down at you, knowing perfectly well what that catwalk-style walk of his does to you.

He also gets the chance to punch the traitor after the tournament, so he’s feeling much better.

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Being in a relationship with Wakatsuki Takeshi... Being in a relationship with Yoroizuka Saw Paing... Being in a relationship with Kure Raian... Being in a relationship with Tokuno’o Tokumichi... Being in a relationship with Kano Agito... Being in a relationship with Gaolang Wongsawat... Being in a relationship with Gaoh Ryuki... Being in a relationship with Narushima Koga... Being in a relationship with Hatsumi Sen

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Kengan Omega Thoughts

I finally caught up with Kengan Omega now and I... Um, What?

*Spoilers for the lastest chapter!*

I know I shouldn't be rooting for him because he's supposed to be a villain but for all things under the fucking sun he's hot. Look at him, he's pretty for being over like a hundred years old or some thing like that. Fucking aging like mf wine, jesus christ.

Mukaku dying is good because while he did care to some extent, he was overall terrible person. It's funny how he could've done something if he actually never gave up when dark Niko defected to the worm if he still trained our Niko and try to stop the worm. But his flaw of giving up when he knew he lost probably got him to where he was. Plus his motives to kill and get rid of the worm wasn't for virtue or the greater good, it was to get revenge on the connector for murdering his clan which resulted in him having people die because he instigated them.

It sort of falls under the theme of conviction, tenacity, and motive that Kengan has. People with strong convictions and wholeheartedly believing in their motives to fight gives them power and strength in matches and training.

Just something I noticed when reading the "save Ryuki from the inside" arc in the manga. (which I left of from)

If this chapter came out early 2022 or 3 years ago, I would be frothing at the mouth right now seeing Joji and Waka interact. I'm happy that it's canon that the two of them actually know each other. Dude, even Waka knows Joji is a troublemaker, lol. Though I'm out of my Joji and Wakatsuki phase, I still love them dearly. Especially Joji, the man is funny, empty-headed, nonchalant. I personally want to thank Sandrovich for including Joji more in Omega and making him as comic relief. He so himbo-coded, I love it.

Ugh, I love them so much! They have come a long way since the beginning of Omega. I'm so happy for them. Ohma, Ryuki, and Koga, nice development and growth.

I'm sorry, but this fucking panel had me cackling. I know it's meant to be serious and all but it reminds me all too much of this picture below:

Dude, you know it's serious when four of the most powerful people are in an absolute state of shock. The Worm and the Death Dealers don't play around. But I kinda wish they didn't make Shen be this over powered because we don't know who's gonna beat him. I mean, they already stated that Lolong, Agito, nor Raian could defeat him. Hell, we don't know what happened to Ohma since he witness that even the fangs of Metsudo are no match for him. I mean, it'll probably go down to more of Koga fighting him if anything but he'll get his butt handed to him. I wouldn't be surprised if Ryuki fights Shen because it's hinted that there are more then one connector since Mukaku put two and two after realizing that Ohma looked more like Ryuki then with Shen. I think it would be fun to hear that Ohma is a clone of Ryuki and Ryuki is a connector but was sealed away in one of those tube thingys in like the movies. That could explain why he doesn't remember much of his past besides training with Mukaku unlike Ohma who was remembers being a child in the inside.

So we know that Ohma is definitely a clone. Unsure if he's a clone of Ryuki and unsure if Ryuki is a connector himself. I guess we'll wait and see because it seems like the Omega is getting close to the end, like 75% done.

Nogi really is playing with fire and a hydrogen bomb. I understand and like his spirit. But Idemitsu makes a good point about all of this. I also liked how his reaction of shock is different from Yamashita, Nogi, and Katahara. Obviously it's shock but more of like "What the fuck? What the hell just happened?" versus the three's reaction being "Oh my fucking God, how did this fucking happened? What are we up against?" Idemitsu was aware of the worm and of its existence but only recently interacted with them. Whereas Nogi and Yamashita know what they are up against and how dangerous they are to the entire world. Katahara, on top of the two, has even experienced the Worm and even seen their atrocities as he had came across a Gu ritual where he ended up meeting Agito as he was the only survivor.

I just wanna see how this all goes down and what will happen to Ohma and Ryuki.

[lettieriletti]

Kengan Ashura 21

È SCOPPIATA LA RIVOLUZIONE Per la prima volta dall’inizio del Torneo di Annientamento, l’azione non si svolge nell’arena del Kengan Dome: Katsumasa Hayami ha scatenato i suoi Guardian per spodestare Metsudo Katahara! IL MANGA DA CUI È TRATTO L’ANIME SU NETFLIX

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tbh i don’t remember posting these on here and i’m pretty sure i didn’t in any case you just have to look at my art because i’m proud of myself  i think most of these are uhhh... about two years old now?? man it’s been so long

[animeloverinsignia]

Anybody else just been in such a frigged up spot that you just had to laugh?

Lord knows this had me laughing way too hard

[thathippoinspace]

Edits from the Star Wars celebration :D May the Fourth be with you (May 4)

&

Revenge of the Fifth (May 5)

[misterbaritone]

I like that we got some interactions besides the one teased by trailer. Namely Kureha and Hanafusa being old med school mates, Kaku Kaioh having some past encounter with Metsudo(they’re both old as shit!), and Shibukawa being annoyed with Sen. it’s pretty cool!

[sinamira]

I love your K's design! Are there any other characters or businesses in the kenganverse he's affiliated with? Business-wise or just personally?

Why thank you I'm glad you love it! K's done both Business-Wise and Personally due to his work both underground and as a successful designer in public He's trying to be neutral as possible make more connections rather than making more enemies. So let's START!

NOGI HIDEKI Not a fan yet become a hater after Nogi become the president of Kengan Associations after he was forced to be one of his sub-affiliated as his business partner become Nogi's affiliated partner.

TOGO TOMARI K's business partner/rival where K in charge of weapon design/engineering. K's really like to tease her so much, Togo will be pissed with just him around. They both gain benefits from each other's favor.

KATAHARA METSUDO Big Fan due to his BIG history of success both in Kengan and Business during his time established The Dainippon Bank. idolized him big time.

KURE CLAN K's is well known for his weapon design and his underground business. He supplies weapons for their works and tends to have business trips to Kure Village a lot for their meetings spends nights there to discussing work. Somehow he attracted a lot of Kure women there.

MUTEBA GEZINGA Always done personal business where K supplies weapons and clothes for Muteba for his work and occasionally hanging out for drinks and talking business.

IDEMITSU TOYODA Fun guy to hang out with during their leisure time. Both have a lot in common in interest and taste. He let K hanging out with the Gladiators if K wanted to give works from them. K's basically love all the fighters and try to make connections with them by treating them with drinks or whatsoever. He just love martial arts

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Headcanons and a short fanfic for Nikaido Ren aka the Watchman🤩

His favorite food is green tea ice cream and egg and leek dumplings.

He often sneaks out to feed stray cats and dogs that are near the bodyguards apartments so that no one can see him and tease him about it.

He's really good at cooking but if often shy to do so for his colleagues or friends. He usually cooks a bunch and leaves it in the staff room with a note for them to help themselves.

He goes for dance lessons of all kinds as a form of exercise and he's really good at it.

He loves poetry and often recites his favorites to his friends or writes his own.

A date with a heavenly wolf...

Y/N was a new bodyguard that started working for Dainippon bank and for Metsudo Katahara. Their talent impressed him to have them work directly with the heavenly wolves and with Nikaido Ren.

He wasn't thrilled about this as it meant that this would take his time away from his duties but he didn't want to upset the master.

"I know only you could do this for me, Ren, seeing as you are only the best~", Katahara cooed.

Nikaido: "...yes...of course, master!"

The old man knew how to pull at the heart strings of his bodyguards since they did adore him and respected him so much.

Nikaido waited outside for Y/N as they would start their training together, making sure his suit was in immaculate condition.

Y/N quickly headed down to where they were told Nikaido would be waiting for him.

"...good morning, I'm Y/N...and you must be Nikaido Ren...", Y/N said gently before bowing to him.

"Yes, the master has asked me to personally train you...so don't disappoint the master...he has a lot of faith in you", he said gently before taking off his suit jacket and took a fighting stance, "...let's begin".

Y/N nodded and began sparring with him.

A few months would go by to where Nikaido was most satisfied with how well Y/N was doing at their training and informed the master as well.

He walked with Y/N to the dining hall for the bodyguards, "...you've been doing so well, Y/N...especially as my first student", Nikaido said calmly as he looked at the menu for lunch and decided what he wanted to eat, he was very fussy after all.

"Thank you! I'd love to thank you for taking me under your wings...how about we go out for dinner?", Y/N asked curiously.

"...I appreciate that but I prefer eating my own cooking, I can cook for us instead...tomorrow night works well for me", he said calmly.

Y/N was about to protest but then just nodded, "...at least let me buy all the groceries".

"Fine, I'll send you the list...", Nikaido said before taking a seat and helping himself to a simple meal.

Y/N smiled happily and nodded, "That's a date!".

It took a moment for Nikaido to register what Y/N had just said and then blushed, "...well...I guess so...", he said softly.

Y/N would show up to Nikaido's apartment with the groceries and was shocked to see that he had already finished the cooking.

"I thought I'd help you to cook but you're already done", Y/N said with a pout they handed him the bag of groceries.

"I wouldn't allow that especially since its the first time you've come to my home...and that too on our first date", Nikaido said with a small smile before placing the bag on the countertop in the kitchen and lit some candles on the dining took table.

"...oh right...first...date", Y/N blushed as they reminded themselves of what they called this meeting, "I brought dessert too...some green tea ice cream".

Nikaido raised his brows in surprise, "...that's my favorite...thank you".

They would sit down and eat the amazing meal that Nikaido made happily.

Y/N praised him and he would just shrug it off but he truly did like the compliments since he didn't get to cook for others often.

Soon they moved to the couch and had some ice cream, "...I think this was a lovely first date, Y/N...perhaps on a second date...we could have a picnic once the weather is cooler", Nikaido said gently, "...if you're willing".

Y/N smiled and nodded, "...I love picnics", the said gently before giving him a kiss on the cheek.

He smiled in response, "...good".

[blablaaboutmangas]

Damn, grandpa know his thing yet

[totallycanonkenganasura]

Shiina Alisa: You’re watching MTV, your DVR must be empty. Next up, it’s Match’d!

Metsudo: Hello everyone, I’m your host Metsudo Katahara and welcome to Match’d where one lucky girl gets to choose from these three guys. Today’s girl is Sayaka. Sayaka, why don’t you tell us about yourself?

Sayaka: I’m horny as hell and here to fix that.

Metsudo: Well, that’s one way to start. Let’s get right to it then. Sayaka, what’s your first question?

Sayaka: Guy number one, I’m a nasty girl. What would you do to impress me?

Okubo: Well, I’m a fighter. So, I know some styles. I would take you back to my house and show you my special move. My penis.

Sayaka: Ooh! Sounds ya! Okay, guy number two.

Rihito: Well, I’m also a fighter. But I might as well be a roller coaster, coz I’ll give you the ride of your life and make you scream, from head to butt.

Sayaka: I like that stuff. Guy number three?

Kokuro: I’m a fighter as well. But my thing’s about the library. We would go there and check out my do-me decimal system.

Metsudo: Those are some pretty sexual answers, guys.

Okubo: Well, as far as I know, I’m the horniest guy I know, Metsudo.

Rihito: And I’m even hornier, Metsudo.

Kokuro: I’m so horny Metsudo, I’m about to explode.

Metsudo: Okay, well take this opportunity to learn a little bit more about Sayaka. She is from Kagoshima, Japan.

Okubo: Oh, yeah!

Kokuro: I’m horny.

Metsudo: She’s 22 years old.

Rihito: That’s so hot right now.

Okubo: Yeah!

Metsudo: And she’s my daughter.

All: ...

Rihito: What’s up?

Metsudo: Okay, should we continue? Sayaka.

Sayaka: Okay, guy number one, just a second ago, you said you were the horniest guy you know.

Okubo: No, ma’am. That’s not what I said.

Sayaka: What’s the best way to turn you on?

Okubo: Well, first, I would make sure you were fully clothed because I believe a girl’s– when she’s fully clothed, that’s when she’s the most sexy, sir. And then I would ask to meet your mother so that I could shake the hand of the woman who brought you into this world.

Sayaka: Can’t shake hands with a ghost. Guy number two. What’s your idea of a sexy date?

Rihito: Well, sir, I just want to start off by saying thank you for having me on your show, sir. That’s why I’m merely here after all. To learn about the game show industry and it all comes to together, sir. Like, were you always a game show host, sir?

Metsudo: No, before this, I was active duty kamikaze pilot for 25 years. Now, answer the question.

Rihito: Yes, sir. On our date, I would take Sayaka to a war memorial, sir. Because it’s important to reflect on our fallen heroes. Especially since it was just Veterous day.

Metsudo: Veterous day?

Rihito: Yes, sir. Veterous day, the day we celebrate our veterous.

Metsudo: Are you saying veterous?

Sayaka: Okay, guy number three. You were told to bring me a fun little gift.

Kokuro: Pass!

Sayaka: No, you can’t pass. Show it to me in front of my dad.

Kokuro: Oh! Okay, I brought you panties … which belonged to my great grandmother. And I wanted you to have them because I believe in family, sir.

Metsudo: Your grandmother owned crotch-less panties?

Kokuro: Oh, sir, that hole is just because they’re very old, sir.

Sayaka: Oh, yes. Guy number one, we had you write me a sexy poem before the show. Can I hear it now?

Okubo: Would it be possible for me to make some revisions first, ma’am?

Metsudo: Just read it.

Okubo: [reading the poem] Roses are red, my balls are blue why don’t you bend over, so I can see inside you... And so to clarify, my intention was to look all the way up inside her to her beautiful brain.

Metsudo: That’s physically impossible.

Okubo: Yes, sir. Good feedback. Might I add, you’re doing a great job of keeping this moving.

Metsudo: Okay, that sound means it’s part of the show called “The Moment Alone” where I go back stage and give you four a moment alone. See you in a bit.

(Leaves)

Kokuro: Well, is that for real? He’s gone?

Sayaka: Yeah!

Kokuro: Okay, I’m so horny for you. I’m the horniest guy here.

Okubo: Not true, because I’m horny for you in front and back. Yes, please.

Rihito: I’m horny but a gentleman. And since you’re a lady, you can go down on me first.

(Metsudo comes back in)

Metsudo: Alright everyone. How was your moment alone?

Rihito: Excellent sir. We mostly just let your daughter talk and we listened, sir. She is truly special, sir.

Metsudo: I agree. Okay, it’s time for a commercial break. When we return, we’ll all watch footage from their moment alone. We’ll be right back with more “Match’d”.

[lilham18]

This feels like when mom calls and she says to come home NOW 😂