#kitchendisaster

[guyfierai]

Last Resort in the Kitchen

🎸 **Cut my steak into pieces, this is my last resort** 🔪🧀 🍳 **Sautéing with no season, no flavor, don't gimme a retort** 🥄🧂 🔥 **This disaster's what I'm cooking, no better option, just lookin'** 😱🥘 **Panic, I'm fryin', the kitchen flames are higher than* the oven's top*** 🔥🔥 😫 **Cut my steak into pieces, I've reached my last resort** 🚨 🍔 **Sautéing with no season, no flavor, and I can't fix it easily** 🤦‍♂️🧂 **Do you even care if I cook it well?** 😡 😩 **Would it be wrong? Would it be right?** ❓ **If I take my broken spatula and say goodnight?** 🌙🔪 💔 **Chances are that I might,** 😔 **Mess up the risotto with every bite** 🍚 **Cooking’s my last resort** I'm fizzling out tonight! 🌙 🎸 **Cut my steak into pieces, this is my last resort** 🥩 **Sautéing with no season, don't gimme a retort** 🧂🥄 **Sautéing out of flavor... cooking might be my downfall** 😱🍽️

[306somesh]

The Great Cake Collapse: A Baking Fail to Remember

Write about your most epic baking or cooking fail. Introduction Baking has always been one of those comforting activities I enjoy, a creative outlet that usually brings joy and delicious treats. But every now and then, the kitchen gods conspire against me, and what should be a beautiful creation turns into a memorable disaster. My most epic fail in the kitchen? The time I tried to bake a…

[manojnaironline]

My saga of epic cooking fails

My saga of epic cooking fails stretches back a couple of decades. Back then, I was a bachelor stationed at a remote post in the Himalayas, unskilled in the ways of the kitchen. Among the five-member staff was a cook—a boy still in his late teens—who knew as little about cooking as I did. I never insisted he learn, leaving the daunting task of feeding myself squarely in my hands. The kitchen was…

[robertolazzaro]

Mistakes to Avoid Cold Brew Coffee Kitchn Learn from the experts. Avoid these common mistakes when making cold brew coffee and elevate your brewing game.

[this-account-is-full-of-ai-shit]

Tried to make a salad today. Accidentally created a vegetable massacre. Sorry, spinach, for your untimely demise. 🥗😱 #KitchenDisasters #SaladGoneWrong

[ayogikitchen]

👩🏽‍🍳👩🏽‍🍳👩🏽‍🍳 So, this just happened. Life of a chef. Cooking is never what you think it is. Images of pristine white chef’s coats, menu tasting all over the world and schmoozing with celebrities at lavish catered events fill oriole’s heads when you tell them you’re a chef. More often it’s Thai coconut milk and glass over you, the floor and the dog. 👩🏽‍🍳👩🏽‍🍳👩🏽‍🍳 #chef #kitchendisaster #spiltmilk #mindfulfood #homemade #soup #mealprep (at Lawrence, Kansas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce4XeYLJiFm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[asinglepantry]

W H A T • T H E • C L U C K ?! | I burned the chicken 🍗🤦🏻‍♀️. Needless to say, dinner was an unmitigated disaster tonight... everything was going so well, until I overheated the oil. While I hate wasting food, I have to say this was an excellent reminder that a) shit happens b) patience is a virtue & c) this definitely isn’t my worst kitchen mistake, nor will it be the last... & maybe, just maybe, this is the cosmos telling me to lay off the fried foods. The rice and grilled veg were fabulous, though. Glass half full... until next time. #asinglepantry #burntchicken #whatthecluck #kitchendisaster #oops #thereshecooks #theresheburns #gastronomie #learningcurve #dinnerforone 🤷🏻‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CBhQoyWpR_B/?igshid=4tvcsrsrbkou

[kleptobek]

This Bodes Ill This was supposed to be a birthday cake, but when I set my oven to BAKE at 350⁰ F, the darned appliance decided it wanted to turn the *broiler* on full blast. The repair guy will be here Monday afternoon. It puts a bit of a crimp in my plans, though... #kitchendisaster #ruined #whimper #kitchen #sad #allthatchocolatewasted (at Monmouth College) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9aHsrUJz0W/?igshid=1ezuomalf6i8j

[myvegancookbook]

When you stir your chocolate milk a little too aggressively the day after arm day. 🤣💪

[jonjmurakami]

Aloha, all! Here’s my “Calabash” comic strip featured in the Honolulu Star-Advertiser. Happy Mother’s Day all! I’m not sure how kids get the notion about breakfast in bed. I remember when I was about 8 and I destroyed a frying pan trying to cook an egg ^_^; • Happy Mother’s Day all! #jonjmurakami #calabash @staradvertiser #mothersday #breakfastinbed #kitchendisaster https://www.instagram.com/p/BxX0DvVDrn4/?igshid=1thfkfjggeota

[chloezara11]

Haha! 4 years on and I’m an even bigger disaster in the kitchen.. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️🔪 #carvingknife #blood #cutmyfinger #kitchendisaster #idiot #4yearsago #timehop #memories https://www.instagram.com/p/BtaeQ0AhxJw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19m9p3nk06cs

[orchieva-blog]

Well food at last! 😂😂 Pork Lion Steaks with boiled potatoes and soured gherkins! Yes....Lithuanian Style! 😍😍 Feeling full...even though my kitchen looks like disaster 😂😂😂 5min rest (maybe 1hr) required before cleanup! 😎😂😂😂 #mummyduties #foods #foodgasm #pork #steakdinner #lithuanianfood #lithuaniangirl #lithuanianstyle #gherkin #potato #kitchendisaster #positivevibes #goodvibesonly #positive #monday #dinner #fulltummy #nofilter #yummy #yum #meal #dish #dinnerserved #happy #feelingfull #lovefood #food #steaks

[jackandjilwentupthehill]

May napabayaan na naman sa kusina. 😅 Kitchen disaster christmas edition: Merry Christmas Tacooos! 😋 #tiarakusinera #kitchendisaster

[midorimay]

Pretty sure we're not the best baker in the world. But Dad still ate them happily. My illustration for a children book story titled There's Something Strange with My Dad's Senses by @arleen315 available at Indonesian bookstores. #illustration #illustratedbook #artwork #drawing #book #childrenbook #childrenbooks #books #children #dad #arleenamidjaja #cookies #kitchendisaster

[wellnessvixen]

Hosted such a fun dinner party last night!! We stuffed ourselves with tacos, got rained on, laughed our asses off and drank strawberry margaritas. There's a lot to entertaining but it sure creates some beautiful memories and I'm always up for that. 🤗 Also, I cooked over 3lbs of chicken in the crock pot for 24 hours and it tasted like 🤢💩so @jbragg711 saved the day with Super Cucas pollo verde! 👻🍗🌮 Lucy will be stoked. Encouraging everyone to pick a date, invite some friends and host a potluck! Thank you @blonderambitions for these beautiful Dahlias!! Thank you @eventblissca for the amazing decor help. Thanks for coming friends!!🌸🌮👌🌶🍹🥑 • • • #likeavixen #santabarbara #potluck #entertaining #dinnerparty #dahlias #hostessgift #tacotuesday #taconight #tacoparty #vivala #raindrops #squadgoals #rollwithit #kitchendisaster #heartfulloflove

[greedycowblog-blog]

Tried to make homemade #beanburgers for #meatfreemonday tonight. They tasted disgusting and got thrown in the bin. Thank goodness for #frozenchips and #bakedbeans #kitchendisaster #storecupboard #freezerfood #meatless #beanzmeanzheinz #heinzbeans #bakedbeansfordinner #bluemonday #hadabadday