#Kunikida Doppo

[starlightshadowsworld]

Kunichuuzai is Kunikida sat going over schedule while Chuuya is up having ceiling time and Dazai is having floor time.

And it's peaceful for all of 5 seconds before both of em start trying to convince him to join em.

Which divolves into them arguing with the other. Before Kunikida just does pulls them both to meet with the middle with him.

And somehow it's perfect.

[xinvisiblestringsx]

do you see the vision ??😭

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

What am I even supposed to do with this

[briefpeachdinosaur]

dazai and flirting

NSFW Minors do not interact. Mention of suicide ( It's dazai ) And this is just an Observation of how dazai flirts with women, why and when.

It's your girl Mina Posting I'm nervous

•I know it seems silly But when dazai flirts most of the time and what we have seen so far, is that he always wants something from the women he flirts with.

• It is either related to go and Do a double suicide with him or that he Plans something ahead already.

•for example when higuchi was there for the first time, he flirted because he noticed there was something wrong and decided to spy on her. And he was right.

• or with the nurse, I know there is a big discussion how he and the nurse must have had Sex but I think he was A to injured to do it ( without him being hurted ) and B it didn't (at least for me) came across like they did it lol.

•LMAO he always becomes a Poet when he flirts LOL.

• He ALWAYS makes poems.

• dazai knows how to Deal with women.

• he is skilled in flirting lets not forget that he does has one night stands (comformed by chuuya)

• but I do believe that he respects women.

• he never flirts or ask for a double suicide with yosano or any of the women in his work place, I think it Shows how much he respects them.

• (I'm also not saying he dosen't respect women whom he ask to take there lifes with him btw)

•( if he would offer ME a double suicide bye guys i would have said yes)

• but we are all like this that we have extra respect for some and not for some others.

• if however he ask a women to make a double suicide with him and they turn him down he dosen't pressure him. He might be like " but a double suicide dosen't work alone Belladonna " but let go after that. ( as we saw with him and the waitress lol)

• I also think he notice If a women is not into him in that way he'll not pressure her or try to Manipulate her into doing smt she Dosen't want to.

•I think he notice right away if she is into him or not.

• so like he walkes into a Bar and sees how a women looks at him he knows.

•when he Talks to her he knows if she really wants to or not.

• i think he is the typ of guy who likes someone who really wants to sleep with him just like how he wants to sleep with them.

•I think if he sees a women being harrased he probaly do something. He is not an ass just a big tease who likes to annoy people.

•i also don't think he would try his shoot to them after helping them ( he isn't an idiot as we all know he is super smart)

• i think he has a normal Sex drive.

•now lets go to the suicidal part.

• I think we all overlook how it is very selfish and greedy from him to want a women to take her life with him.

•he is basiclly asking to throw her life away for him and her future with that. I think if she changed her mind he be like : what serious ?

• I think he would let a big shign pass his mouth and be like : well It's your choice after all...

•tbh I think he, deep down, he know he can't die bc he promised oda that he will do something that will help people around him.

•I think dazai has a big disconnetion to himself, aka his feelings and the World and humans in generell.

•I think thats why he dosen't see a good point in living cuz he is so disconnected from the World and he Dosen't understand why or perhaps Dosen't even know.

• not to mention the mafia really messed with him and his moralitys. I know he himself is already messed up but imagine he grew up in the ADA like ranpo.

•I'm quit sure he would have been a bit different then.

• Perhaps deep down he dosen't wants to Die but he sees this as the only chance to something better. To be free from all this pain he dosen't even get.

• Dazai dosen't realize that the people he cares for also care for him equally.

• but have you noticed whenever he tried to end his life it was bc he Planed smt ahead ALL THE TIME ( ok maybe almost all the time)

• idk if it was intentional but when he jumped into that Lake he met Tiger boy remembere ?

• Or how he was there durning the investigation of the death of that women where he told Tiger boy that ranpo dosen't has an ability acually.

• now this was intensional, when he, like I said, ask higuchi to kill hersef with him.

• or why he was so overly friendly with Nobuko Sasaki.

(I read that sasaki was more dangerous in the manga )

• He KNEW there was smt wrong

• Poor kunikida tho...

[rosalinesurvived]

Shirase giving Chuuya bread and water when Chuuya didn’t know what it was, even when the other Sheep were on edge

Fukuzawa paying for all those bowls of food for Ranpo after meeting him for the first time.

Oda and Dazai eating Oda’s favourite curry together

Dazai deciding to take Atsushi for food after meeting him on the streets. Kunikida paying for all those bowls though he didn’t want to

Kunikida stating that he’ll cook Dazai healthy meals just to stop him from eating nothing but crab

The Agency all collectively making sure Ranpo has enough sweets and snacks

Atsushi buying crepes and tofu for Kyouka with his own money

The Agency throwing a party with tables full of food for Kyouka joining.

Beast!Atsushi being unable to buy Beast!Kyouka crepes because he has a panic attack

Beast!Akutagawa being given food by an old lady just because he looked too skinny

Beast!Oda taking Beast!Akutagawa for his favourite spicy curry

Beast!Atsushi and Beast!Akutagawa bonding together in the cafe over their drinks, their sugar cubes, their past poverty and lack of anything

[lxikobsd]

I owe my entire life to the people who work on Mayoi and give Kunikida the SOFTEST SMILES ON HIS SSR CARDS LIKE HELLO

[itzmoonies]

Chuuya is not smart and will never be smart keep seething and coping 👍🏼

He may not be the smartest, but he's still smart. Harukawa and Asagiri say it themselves. Keep crying bro 👍🏻

[frankenjoly]

"Sometimes, the hardest part is forgiving yourself." + kunidazai,,? <3 (also i'm probably gonna send at least one more but i'm still reading through all the prompts sdfgfhgjk)

“I…” Kunikida took a deep breath, trying to keep tears at bay with not exactly a ton of success. “If only I had been quicker, both thinking and acting, that kid would still be alive. But I wasn’t and–” And then Dazai smacked his upper arm. “Hey!”

“It sucks, Kunikida-kun. Of course it does. You couldn’t have predicted Dostoyevsky giving them those instructions. I didn’t either. Hell, Ranpo-san didn’t either.” The same hand Dazai had just used made its way to the table they were both sitting at, placed at mere centimeters from Kunikida’s. “And also, self-flagellation won’t help here.”

“It can help me do better next time.” Instead of another smack, those words earned him a pinch on the back of his hand. But instead of retreating after, Kunikida was met by the warm feeling of Dazai’s hand over his.

“Y’know. Sometimes, the hardest part is forgiving yourself. Except in your case, when it’s pretty much the hardest part every single time instead.”

“That’s–” Despite everything, Kunikida let out a brief snort, now finally letting tears fall. “Okay, that’s true.”

“Just cut yourself some slack, alright? You already do a lot, we’d be royally fucked without you.”

(Also on ao3.)

[cvntkisser]

i'm like 90 percent sure teen kunikida was a massive hopeless romantic and had a crush on someone once and basically started idolising them and he didn't know that everyone knew he liked them because he was being super fucking obvious but then he confessed and they absolutely made fun of him for how he confessed because lets be honest it's kunikida if he likes someone the confession has gotta be perfect and like something outta a fairytale or maybe they even accepted and went on one date and then told him it was all a prank because there's no wayyy they would date an anoyying nerd with a stick up their ass and kunikida literally refuses to fall in love after that unless he knows the person he likes follows Every Single One Of His Ideals because he's too scared of latching onto someone he doesn't know well enough.

[m0uschi]

guys idk if it worked,,,, i think he's gonna have to try smth else

[lesbianranpoe]

atsushi is emo, akutagawa is goth, and kunikida is punk. thats it thats the post.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Atsushi: I know Kunikida's a workaholic but this is... A bit much.

Yosano: You said it, I came in this morning and he was asleep at the desk.

Dazai: Ah ha, so it's time for the legendary secret weapon?

Yosano: Yup, you distract Kunikida I'll go make a call.

Dazai: Yes ma'am, come on Atsushi!

Atsushi: Wait, what's this secret weapon?

Dazai: Someone who can do the impossible, get Kunikida to take a break.

Atsushi: Is such a person even real?!

Dazai: Hah, you'll see. Ohhh Kuuuuniiikiiiiidaaa!~

Kunikida: Go away Dazai I'm working.

Dazai: You should really take a break you know.

Kunikida: Yeah right like I'm going to a useless layabout like you.

Katai: What's this about you not taking a break?

Kunikida:... Katai, I...It was nothing.

Katai: Uh huh, sure. Home, now. I'll clear it up with Fukuzawa later.

Yosano: Already done he's all yours.

Katai: Thank you.

Kunikida: Now hold on a minute-

Katai: What was that Doppo?

Kunikida:... I'll get my things...

Katai: Thought so.

Atsushi: Woah. He really is a secret weapon.

[el-riegan]

Little ideas I had but I feel like Atsushi should have cuddle sessions with everyone from the Agency. Sometimes with everyone, others with a few or just one person.

With Kyoka, when he feels down and can't seem to get out of the closet, she just comes in and cuddles up to him, a silent presence so he knows he's not alone in a cage anymore.

With Kenji, after having completed a mission where they both got injured and ended up in the infirmary. Kenji sliding up to Atsushi to take a well-earned nap just because the weretiger is really warm and confortable to sleep against.

With Naomi and Junichiro, Naomi is usually the one starting a cuddle pile by jumping on her brother and if it just so happen that Atsushi was next to him? Well, they do love making sure their resident tiger gets as much love as needed.

With Ranpo, it's a bit different, he's not exactly into going up to someone and cuddling. But once in a while, he will pat Atsushi's head after a good job or mess with his hair.

With Yosano, she will scratch his hair or offer a quick but strong hug after an injury, making sure that he's alright.

With Kunikida, while he tries to stay professional at work, he could be seen gently guiding the younger one into a short embrace when he would see him going too far in his head. He would always make sure that Atsushi has everything he needs to be happy.

With Fukuzawa, it was rarer but when time permitted, they would both go to the park where some stray cats liked to take nice naps in the sun. They would feed them, play a bit and pet them. If at some point Atsushi would end up as part of a cat cuddle pile, Fukuzawa would be more than happy to be their cushion for a while. After all, Atsushi should get every comfort he wanted.

And with Dazai, it would be part of those soft moments where the older man would let himself relax for real. Longing on one of the Agency’s couch, in warm sunlight, he would gather the younger man in his arms, a perfectly comfortable fit. He would scratch lightly at the tiger's neck, feeling him burrow into him in happiness. They would stay like this for a long while, until the sun was no more, sometimes even longer. At first Kunikida would have protested, but seeing the two of them so relaxed after everything they went through, he could only let them be.

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Idk the way people perceive the Agency's morality really bothers me lmao. Like yall there's a reason they're the 'evening' and not the 'day' (given the metaphor w the Mafia as the night under the tripartite pact)

[zukkaoru]

hi!! for the drabble ask thing: kunikida, ranpo and umm a park ?

kunikida & ranpo ft. transfem kuni for you <3

“Ranpo-san…” Kunikida sighs, pushing her glasses up. “Why are we here?”

Ranpo hums around the lollipop in their mouth. They’ve been sitting in this park for nearly an hour, and as far as Kunikida can tell, nothing of any importance has happened. Ranpo is not a particularly patient person, so if they’re waiting for something, it must be important.

However…Kunikida has no idea what it may be.

Ranpo pulls the sucker from their mouth and points it at Kunikida. “You know something?”

Kunikida should have known better than to expect a straight answer. She bites back a sigh. “What is it, Ranpo-san?”

“You’ve been working too much.”

Kunikida raises an eyebrow.

“That’s not why we’re here, though.”

“Okay…” Kunikida looks around the park again, as if anything new might catch her eye this time. “Then…why are we here?”

Ranpo grins. “It’s a secret!”

[aceakutagawafan]

No Kunibram get-together 🙁😟 I wanted the dads to meet...