#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BRO

[peachywontyell]

thinking really hard about power dynamics between jenny and jaime😐 like these two will not leave my damn brain😐😐what the hell is their issue😐😐😐

[reigningmax]

The Ferrari silverstone episode is hard to watch 😭😭😭😭

[astolfofo]

fuck Shakespeare all my homies hate Shakespeare

[fiveisthedaddyhere]

I'm revolted, the Hargreeves are family only when the world is crumbling down

Like what the heck, what type of End of Times family is this?

World: *is completely normal*

The Hargreeves: *living their lives and doing whatever the hell one does in their separate ways*

World: *is about to end*

The Hargreevees: wooo, it's buddy-buddies time☺️😚🤜🤛💗

[chaotictarlos]

"he’s waiting for you"

Excuse me sir.

[fl-oralfawn]

my mom, anytime she hires a cleaning service or cleans something with harsh chemicals: “don’t you just LOVE this!? it smells so clean it’s amazing. i just adore it.”

me(AuDHDer with an awful heightened sense of smell and pretty intense sensory sensitivities) every single time: “no, actually. these extremely strong, intermingling scents and the use of many strong chemicals genuinely make me sick to my stomach, give me a headache and make me feel dizzy.” *has to open as many possible windows to air out the house and sit outside for the rest of the day to feel even remotely okay*

my mom, the next time she hires a cleaning service: “DONT YOU JUST LOVE THIS!?!?!?!???? IT smELLS SO gOoOD !!!!!!”

[imwritesometimes]

thanx for the update tumblr, now even more images and even whole entire gif-sets are mini sized 😑

[whorekneecentral]

okay well I know I said my inbox is opened but guess what mfs!  It’s closed again!!!!! 

[sunnywalnut]

Shipping real people (celebrities) but only in the way you do those two homoerotic straight men in your friend group. Like yeah. They've kissed. They've held hands. And I've totally seen them exchange longing glances and I'm pretty sure they're completely smitten.

But they also both have girlfriends and I'm not going to go any farther than general teasing.

Some of y'all should really adopt that mindset. Because we can't be thinking it's acceptable to send asks to people's partners asking if they fit our fantasy of whatever the fuck they got going on.

Like dude. If you did that to a normal fucking human being, you'd get your ass kicked. That's literally gross. Don't do that.

[lovelornnobodyknows]

epiphany is one of the saddest songs Taylor has ever written

[inkskinned]

one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

[thoriffix]

yes. yesss

[bleakprincess]

Wow what a great day im having, it’d be a shame if someone hit my car… oh wait

[whorekneecentral]

nah cause fuck razor bumps for real 😭

[seldompathic]

Too much fear in familiar blue eyes for his liking :((

[sunnywalnut]

Shipping real people (celebrities) but only in the way you do those two homoerotic straight men in your friend group. Like yeah. They've kissed. They've held hands. And I've totally seen them exchange longing glances and I'm pretty sure they're completely smitten.

But they also both have girlfriends and I'm not going to go any farther than general teasing.

Some of y'all should really adopt that mindset. Because we can't be thinking it's acceptable to send asks to people's partners asking if they fit our fantasy of whatever the fuck they got going on.

Like dude. If you did that to a normal fucking human being, you'd get your ass kicked. That's literally gross. Don't do that.