Unnhf my tummy is all bloated with gas… need an older woman to slowwly slurp me down her gullet while she’s fondling me from behind and rubbing my belly <3
Gulping me down into her soft guts to be slowly, pleasurably digested into pudge… stuffed prey is the best prey for her, I’ll bet~
guys every time i boop someone it completely freezes my tumblr app for a solid minute I don’t think this is part of the joke but it’s funny everytime anyway
what do they put into kpop that makes it so addicting? until the last couple of years i've always preferred much heavier, more aggressive music. and i still do, yet my favourite svt songs (and of other kpop groups i listen to) are mostly very upbeat and positive or just very obviously about love. i used to be so. idk disinterested in it both when it came to the music itself and the people who made and performed it, maybe even against giving it a fair try. but what came from a place of simply wanting to support my partner's new interest turned into me having a blog dedicated solely to genuine svt posting. what happened here.
something something the aesthetic use of body horror in bg3 and it’s central theme revolving around bodily autonomy and the complete and utter lack of it
'don't use oneshots for the YOKAI event and make sure everyone has time to get credit! if you're a BLU you can use the group pull spell to help out instead!'
how would witch eclipse react to someone (coughcough me coughcoug h) teasing him with suggestive jokes just for shits and giggles (not in a shippy romantic way) :3
welllll...he's been living in complete isolation for basically the entirety of his life (aside from his childhood with KC but that hardly counts cuz the guy never puts a word into a conversation), so he has no idea how to react to something like that, he probably doesn't even know what whatever you said means.
He'll take a good 20 seconds to try to glean and understanding of whatever you said and if he actually catches the meaning his optics'll go really wide. He's not used to affection being offered, it's too much for him to handle. After another 30 seconds attempting to recover his dignity and hide the sound of a plane taking off (his fans aren't used to being overworked ahaha), he'll probably throw some weak insult at you in hopes that you'll be too defensive to keep pestering him with feelings. He hardly ever analyzes his emotions, you think this guy can understand a tease?
If you really wanna get to him, tho, try just giving him a genuine compliment: teasing him wields less of a result compared to outright telling him something nice about himself. If you tell him that you like how passionate he is about his research or something, or that you like the way he speaks, or that you like spending time with him? He'll either freeze and try to keep his insides from spontaneously combusting or just leave the situation entirely, rushing out of the room with some half-baked excuse or insult and talk about 'returning to his work'.
...he's going to get absolutely nothing done for the next 3 hours.
Yesterday I found out some filth that hasn't been active in over a year in a selfship Discord I'm in ships/shipped with my F/O and simply didn't list him in their F/O list (I would have left otherwise) and it made me feel so ill I threw up therefore I will now be writing to you about Yoomtah because yan selfshippers are the only real ones <3
Happy three year anniversary! Yoomtah has been watching you for over 1096 days now, non-stop. She would never ever look away from your face, you're just too precious to her- unless she needs to dispose of someone that tries to get between you two, of course. She has a special database inside her just for you, filled with thousands of pictures of you, all of your favorite things, every little observation she makes about you because she just wants to know everything about you! She needs to know all these facts so she can prepare her home for when she kidnaps you, of course! Yoomtah wants to make sure everything is perfect for you, that your room is filled with perfect decor and your wardrobe is full of clothes you love and that you can play games you like and eat your favorite food. She has to make sure you would never ever want to leave- but she already knows you wouldn't want to, anyway! It will just be the two of you forever and ever and ever!
1. WHO THE HELL IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BELOVED I WILL LITERALLY MURDER THEM OK[AXE EMOJI]