#Lady Flava

[ladyflavanews]

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[cozyaliensuperstar7]

50 Years of Hip Hop

willsmith:

Shoutout to @djjazzyjeff, @questlove n @llcoolj. Y’all were RIGHT. This was the most fun i’ve had in a loooong time! 📸 @alansilfen

[prince-liest]

I have made a container bog garden for my outdoor carnivorous plants! I have more coming in the mail (and also to be given to me by my cousin over Thanksgiving) so it's going to fill up a good deal more, especially once things start growing in size, but for now: here we are!

It's basically one of those fake plastic whiskey barrel planters with no drainage, filled with a small layer of lava rock, a bunch of peat moss/perlite/sand bog plant mix, topped with long-fibered sphagnum moss, and with a water bottle stuck in the middle that has holes punched in it for watering and checking the water level. Took about two gallons of 0 TDS water to flood it properly the first time!

I'm extremely excited about it because bog gardens are SO pretty (and lower-maintenance than putting each plant in individual containers, both in terms of watering and in terms of the plants being able to survive heat and cold) AND I recently discovered that bog orchids are a thing. So I will definitely be adding some bog orchids!

Currently the plants are one standard venus fly trap and one Sarracenia purpurea x leucophylla hybrid, and on the way I have a Sarracenia purpurea ssp. venosa, with plans to take some of my cousin's Sarracenia flava once I visit in the fall and also to eventually purchase a Grass Pink Orchid and Nodding Lady Tresses as my bog orchids of choice. I'm also hoping to get some Utricularia bisquamata as a nice little filler plant if it can survive in this weather. It's going to look SO cool once it's a little more filled up and all the plants are grown in!

[facesbehindglass]

About

Casual doll collector. I barely know what I'm doing.

I want to collect at least 1 of each fashion doll brand. Especially early 2000's ones. There's plenty so I don't count knockoffs (unless they're really interesting....)

If you ever look for info like

-do X doll clothes fit Y doll

-measurements

-doll id (try google lens first tho!)

-size comparisons

then feel free to poke me after checking the list below (cause you'll know what dolls I got)

If there are any dolls you find interesting and aren't on the list, share, I wanna see :3

(Also, personal posts are tagged as #rustyspots)

✓ Owned

🔜Will arrive soon

👁️‍🗨️ Have my eyes on them

Checklist:

A

Arabian Friends

Art Squad

B

✓ Barbie (My First, Extra Mini, Extra Mini Mini)

Barbie Dream Besties

✓ The Beatrix Girls

👁️‍🗨️Beauty Cuties

✓ BeKind Dolls

Be Fashion Academy

✓ Boxy Girls

✓ BFF Crybabies

👁️‍🗨️Bratz

✓ Bratz (but the tall ones lol)

✓ Bratzillaz

👁️‍🗨️Bratz Kidz

👁️‍🗨️ Bright Fairy Friends

C

👁️‍🗨️ Candyloks

Catalina

Catwalk Kitties

✓ Cave Club

Coleção Camilinhas

✓ Creatable World

Crush: Urban Energy

✓ Cutie Pops

✓ Cyborg Rocks

D

Dawn

👁️‍🗨️DC Super Hero Girls

✓ Decora Girlz

Defa Lucy

✓ Disney Descendants (Hasbro)

Disney Descendants (Mattel)

🔜Disney ily 4EVER

✓ Diva Starz

Dollikins

✓ Dream Ella Extra Iconic Mini

✓ Dream Seekers

E

✓ Enchantimals

👁️‍🗨️Ever After High

F

✓ FailFix

Fairy Tale High

✓ Famosa Club Hello Kitty

✓ Fidgie Friends

Flatsy

✓ Flavas

✓ Freckles & Friends

✓ The Fresh Dolls

✓ Fulla

G

👁️‍🗨️ Glossy Bossy

👁️‍🗨️ Glo-Up girls

✓ Gorjuss

Gorgeous Creatures

Groovy Catz

H

✓ Hairdorables

✓ Hairdorables Hairmazing

👁️‍🗨️ Hello Kitty and Friends

✓ Hi Glamm

I

iBesties (?)

J

Juku Couture

Just Grrls

K

👁️‍🗨️Kawaii Crush

👁️‍🗨️ Kindi Kids

Kiyaa

👁️‍🗨️ Kurhn

👁️‍🗨️ Kuu Kuu Harajuku

L

✓ Lalaloopsy

✓ Lammily

✓ La Dee Da

✓ Licca

👁️‍🗨️Little Bebops

👁️‍🗨️Liv

✓ Locksies

Lollipop Girls

✓ LOL OMG

✓ LOL OMG Fierce

✓ LOL Tweens

✓ Lottie

👁️‍🗨️LPS Blythe

LULUPOP

M

✓ Magic Mixies Pixlings

✓ Mermaid High

✓ Mermaze Mermaidz

👁️‍🗨️Mia by Hello Kitty

MimiWorld

Miss Scouby

Mixis

MomokoDOLL

✓ Monster High Frightfully Tall

✓ Monster High G1

✓ Monster High G2

✓ Monster High G3

👁️‍🗨️Moxie Girls

👁️‍🗨️Moxie Teenz

👁️‍🗨️Myscene (any...)

✓ Myscene Fab Faces

Mystikats

Mystixx

✓ My Little Pony Equestria Girls

N

✓ Na! Na! Na! Surprise

Na! Na! Na! Surprise Teens

Naija Princess

✓ Nebulous Stars

✓ Novi Stars

O

✓ Once Upon A Zombie

P

Passport Friends

Peppermint Rose

Peteena

✓ Pinkie Cooper

✓ Piny Doll (PinyPon)

Pippa

Pixie Doodles

✓ Power Puff Girls Z

Precure Bandai (?)

👁️‍🗨️Prettie Girls Tween Scene

✓ Project Mc²

Q

✓ Queens of Africa

R

Rainbow Brite

✓ Rainbow High

✓ Rainbow High Junior

✓ Rainbow High My Runway Friend

✓ Regal Academy

Rose Petal Place

Ruruko

S

Secret Jouju

✓ Shadow High

✓ Shibajuku Girls

👁️‍🗨️Shopkins Shoppies

✓ Sindy (Hasbro)

👁️‍🗨️Sindy (Pedigree)

✓ Snapstars

✓ Star Darlings

Starletz

✓ Steffi Love

👁️‍🗨️Strawberry Shortcake

Struts

Style Bae

Stylistaz

Sunny Day (?)

✓ Sweetyz

T

✓ Tattoo Divas

Trollz

Twilight Teens

U

🔜Unicorn Academy

👁️‍🗨️Unique Eyes

V

Vibe Girls

✓ VIP Hair Academy

Vi and Va

W

✓ We Teens

✓ What's Her Face

Wild Childz (?)

✓ Wild Hearts Crew

✓ WWE Superstars Wrestling

Y

Yue Sai Wa Wa

👁️‍🗨️Yummi-Land

Z

Zeenie Dollz

Zodiac Girlz

👁️‍🗨️Zombie Girls

Side quest- Mini dolls? Chibi or kid-shaped

👁️‍🗨️Best Furry Friends

Ddung

👁️‍🗨️Lady Lovely Locks

✓ Sparkle Girlz Little Sparkles

Dolls (or their remains) that are pretty much impossible to get but one can hope ;w;

-Country Kuttiez

-Driks

-LaTeenaz

-Trashion Alley

"Duplicates" I want anyway cause they're my grails:

-target exclusive Pinkie Pie EG

-failfix, the blondie one cuz shes smoler than the rest

-Novi Stars Doe A Deer

-Monster High Isi Dawndancer

[paisholotus]

Judging by the cover/A friend is Coming

Season one

-Narrative-

khadijah walks into her office towards her desk, turns to check on Synclaire, but stops when the phone rings. Synclaire answers the phone with the most horrible British accent, "Hello, this is Flava Magazine. How can I help you, Love?" Synclaire asks cheerfully.

Khadijah scrunches up her face, "Synclaire, what are you doing?" Synclaire covers the end of the phone and whispers, "I'm making them think we're international." Khadijah bended down and said, "make them think we need some money." Bending back up, taking papers from off the desk. "And keep in mind, this is a grassroots publication." She said sternly. Synclaire nodded, returning back to the phone. "Got it. Yo, yo, yo! How could I hook you up, G?" Synclaire yelled through the phone.

Khadijah shakes her and looks to the elevator when no other than Regine, walking out. "Hello, ladies. I've got good news, and I couldn't wait till you got home to rub your noses in it." She said, smiling at Khadijah.

Khadijah rolled her eyes, crossing her arms. "Well, if it isn't her royal heinie." Regine at the window turns around and smirks, "Look outside. What is Long, Black, and at the curb?" She said, pointing at the window. "I ain't touching." Khadijah said, walking back to her desk. Regine walks over as Synclaire runs to the window to be nosey. "Honey, it's a stretch limo." Regine said. "Well, good, it'll go with your stretchmarks." Khadijah said teasingly.

Regine scoffs, taking a deep breath side, eyeing khadijah. Synclaire walks up to the two, putting both arms on their shoulders. "Is it me, or do I sense a little tension here?" She asks. Regine and Khadijah look at Synclaire and roll their eyes. "Now, I know your Aries rising is constantly conflicting with her Taurus Moon, but can't we all get along?" She asked them nicely. Regine rolled her eyes again and huffed. "Well, look, you all can do whatever you like. I just came by to tell you that the limo outside happens to belong to my new boyfriend, Brad." She said, smiling dreamily.

Khadijah stood up, pushing Regine to the elevator, "If we didn't have so much work to do here, we'd love to hear more about your latest Canine Catch." She said, with a snide attitude.

Regine sits on Synclaire's desk, "Oh, would you?" She said. Patting khadijah on the arm. "Well, Brad and I were on our way to lunch, but we never made it out of the limo." She said, smirking. Synclaire gave her a dopey smile, while khadijah put her hand on her hip, not looking surprised. "He ate caviar from my cleavage, and we drank champagne from my shoe--ah!" Throwing her head back, laughing. "With them big old feet of yours, y'all must have been crazy drunk." Khadijah remarked, looking down at Regine's feet.

Regine waved her off and continued with her story. "I'm telling you, Brad, now, he could be the one. He is fine, educated, and wealthy. And has a butt that's dented on the sides, with the promise of power." Regine said. Fanning herself, giving the two women full imagery.

"We'll see how long this lasts." Khadijah said, shaking her head. Walking again to her desk. Regine frowned and got off the desk, walking to khadijah. "Wait a minute. What is that supposed to mean?" She asked, crossing her arms. Khadijah swung around, giving Regine a pointed look. "Men dump you like Eddie Murphy albums." Offended Regine looks away from Khadijah. "Look, Regine, if you want to have a lasting relationship, you need to start looking beyond man's wallet." She said, seriously.

"Eddie Murphy makes albums?" Synclaire asked, confused. Khadijah and Regine looked Synclaire with 'really' faces. "Synclaire, do your job, please." Khadijah told her. Synclaire nodded, going back to putting people on hold and reading her magazine. Khadijah snatched the magazine and threw it on her desk, causing Synclaire to pout.

Returning back to their conversation, Regine again gives khadijah an offended look. "Wait, are you saying I'm shallow?" Khadijah pretends to think for a second and eagerly nods. "As a kiddy pool." Regine makes an exaggerated gasp. "Mmct." She said, walking towards the elevator.

"I will see you at home, Synclaire. And by to you long neck Dinosaur." She said. Letting out her loud signature laughs, that could be heard from down the street.

Khadijah rolls her eyes and shakes her head. Going back to her papers, when the phone rings. "FlavaMagazine. Oh, hi, mommy." Khadijah said, smiling. Khadijah scrunches up her face in confusion, "who?" She asked. Khadijah smiled and signed, "You know ion like surprises." Khadijah told her. "Alright, I'll talk to you later, Ma, love you." She hung up the phone looking towards Synclaire.

"My mom said there was someone coming to visit. She said it was one of my best friends. But I wouldn't tell you because it's a surprise." Synclaire frowned in confusion, playing with a hair pink haired troll.

"Who do you think it is?" Synclaire asked. Khadijah shrugged, grabbing her bag and coat, "I don't know. But I know I'm hungry. Let's go." Synclaire rushed out the chair, grabbing her things, "don't have to tell me twice."

[dopepoisonivyoncrack]

List of assigned flowers/plants for the Sternritter. This is a work in progress, so I'm putting it on the table for discussion and suggestions

Jugram Haschwalth - Lilium candidum - White Lily

Bazz-B - ‘Firefighter’ Rose - A fiery and tenacious red rose variety. Alternatively ‘Deep secret’’ rose for its color, texture and scent

Askin Nakk Le Vaar - Lavandula angustifolia - Lavender. Alternatively Atropa belladona - Deadly Nightshade, Aconitum napellus - Aconite, Digitalis purpurea - Foxglove

Bambietta Basterbine - Myosotis scorpioides- Forget-me-not

Meninas McAllon - 'Royal Jubilee', 'Lady Megginch' or 'Gertrude Jekyll' Paeonia varieties

Giselle Gewelle - Iris germanica - German Bearded Iris. Alternatively Papaver somniferum - Opium Poppy or Atropa belladona

Liltotto Lamperd - Sarracenia flava - Yellow Pitcherplant (carnivorous)

Candice Catnipp - Macodes petola - Lightning Jewel Orchid

Lille Barro - Strelitzia reginae - Bird of Paradise

[crossandfaded]

Do u kno any women uk rappers/freestylers? i always forget artist names when im not rly into a genre or havent been for long! Ty. Uk women djs also welcome

not nearly as many as i would like to, but i know a few. if you are aware of others please let me know :]

MCs + vocalists:

Amplify Dot

Lady Leshurr

Lisa Mercedez

Little Simz

Ms Banks

Ms Dynamite

Nolay

Queenie

Tia Carys

Trillary Banks

DJs + producers:

187

DJ Kemistry (RIP)

DJ Rap

DJ Storm

Flava D

Ikonika

Julie Adenuga

Maya Jane Coles

[uswnt5]

I think my favorite guests so far is Mariska being there what 3 times. Lauren Dern 2 or 3. Zoe Saldana, Cameron Diaz and Tiffany having ladies night. Lupita!!!! Alicia!!! Charlize Theron and her kids!!! Vanessa Bryant and her kids, Natalie going twice! Loved it! But especially the guests who just went again and again and again. And the random guests that you didn't expect. But where is Dylan O'Brian and Sadie Sink 🤔😕

Emma Stone twice as well!

and Flava Flav who knew he was such a big swiftie

[ladyflava]

God’s Hand in The Arts & Entertainment Industry

This weekend I’ve been putting more thoughts into the direction I want to go with Lady Flava News. Years ago my Daddy told me that my ministry is with artists, creative soulz…he said it was not going to be easy but it’s the calling God has put on you. I have taken this very seriously over my 20 years of being Lady Flava. Through the Ups and downs…great memories and experience I wish I never had.…

[thesearenotphotographs]

Missy Elliott, Busta Rhymes, Ciara, Timbaland and more at Barclays Center

On Monday, August 12, 2024, Missy Elliott’s “Out of This World — The Missy Elliott Experience” arrived at Barclays Center in Brooklyn, NY. The sold out show was a part of Elliott’s first ever headlining tour. For her first tour as a headliner, Elliott recruited Ciara, Busta Rhymes, and producer Timbaland. Missy, Ciara, and Busta each brought out surprise guests at Barclays. Ciara was joined by Lola Brooke and Lady London for their song, “Da Girls (Girls Mix),” and later Cici brought out Ellie the Elephant, the incredible mascot for the NY Liberty, to dance with her on stage. Busta Rhymes was joined by his hypeman, Spliff Star, his family (after introducing his and Spliff’s children, he jokingly told them to get the fuck off the stage), dancehall artist Ding Dong, his Flipmode Squadmate Rah Digga, and LL Cool J. Busta shared that he and LL hadn’t performed “Flava in Ya Ear (Remix)” live before together, a song released thirty years ago. And Missy brought out surprise guest Lil’ Kim and her tourmates during her set.

Missy’s show was fantastic; the whole experience was wonderful from beginning to end but her production was one of the best I’ve seen of an arena show. It was a spectacle from when she first “landed” on stage until she left. People were cheering so much that she returned to briefly to wave goodbye again. Busta Rhymes noted that the show fell one day after the 51st birthday of hip-hop and it truly felt special being one of the many fans to see the visionary Missy Elliott finally headline her own concert, decades after she debuted and demanded our attention.

I brought along my point and shoot camera to Barclays earlier this month and some images from the show can be found in this gallery.

[ladyflavanews]

A&E | The Coffee Is The Experience

My life as Lady Flava began at my coffee house, Flava Coffee House in North Seattle 2003-2008 To me coffee is about the experience. Everything in life to me is about the experience. Coffee has become an experience of calm and warmth. Plus, I know several people that have business meetings or work from their laptop at a coffee shop. I’ve had plenty of Lady Flava meetings at my coffee house to a…

[sharpen-jadescythe]

Sharpen's Warband, 3

In the packed Dalaran portal room...

"This is impossible." Hotchkiss glowered, and it was especially dark for a demon hunter. "There are too many idiots in here. We should just save the world some trouble and CUT THEM DOWN."

It was so loud in the Dalaran portal room, nobody really heard Hotch's threat. Sharpen had, though. He shouldered his new crossbow, but kept getting squeezed as people pushed to get through. There were only three glowing silver portals, and worse, it wasn't clear whether this one was the one to enter, or if that one was where people were returning from. Or if that one over there led to a displacement site that was currently active or what.

"I... don't know--"

"Idiots!!" Hotch snarled again. He didn't like getting shoved, he decided to be the one shoving people back.

"Goddess only knows what's keeping that shifty Al. But where is Hainko?" Sharpen hoped that would be enough of a subject change for the irate demon hunter.

"She used her magic to avoid all this, obviously! A shaman can just go to wherever the elements need them, can't they?"

"Well, I doubt Thrall was standing on the other side, arms wide open to catch her like some giggling tauren-sized, woman-child. It's got to be hectic on her end, too. Maybe if we can communicate with her somehow, she could tell us which portal to enter?"

"She abandoned us!!" Hotch near-roared with his frustration.

"Hokaaay. This was a bad plan." Sharpen began to look around for any help at all. No one official seemed to be about. Unless they were already flattened beneath the throng.

A woman's familiar voice pealed nearby, "The Kirin Tor doesn't need help from adventurers, they need travel agents!"

"Trixany!"

"Oh gods, it's him! Why are you so obsessed with me, Sharpen? Stop following me!"

Trixany was joking of course. Well, he hoped. He was never sure, with that one.

Sharpen attempted to introduce the two Blood Elves, though there was a crowd pressing in on all sides.

"Trixany, this is my new demon hunter buddy, Hotchkiss. He's incubus-infused. Hotch, this is my friend Trixany. As in Horde B-celebrity Trixany Cuomo, rival to Haris Pilton? She's goblin-infused--"

"Don't tell him that! Hey, isn't that traitor tauren Hainko supposed to be with you? I've got the rest of the Kaja-Cola Flava Girls in my warband. This is Mojo Jojo, Black Cherry Dhalia, and Shuga Slam."

A Troll, a Forsaken woman, and an Orc, all of them in slightly flashy armor and makeup, tried to make a greeting in the press of other armored, agitated, heroes' bodies. Sharpen had met these ladies before. "Aren't there like twelve of y'all?"

"Girls, he thinks he's teasing us, but he's not being very funny, is he?"

Hotch grunted, "Somebody didn't make the cut."

Sharpen noticed the edge of Hotch's grin returning, despite hectic circumstances. Trixany's mood started to lighten, too. She playfully stuck out her tongue.

"Alright, I call a timeout. Let's pretend this is a game of carpball and we need a break after a rough play. Let's go find someplace to sit down, away from this crowd, huh? We can't get anything done for Khadgar while trapped in here anyway."

The Legerdermain Lounge was an old, reliable comfort by now. All the upstairs rooms were booked up, as expected on such a day. But there was patio seating beyond the carved marble screen along the wall. A nice result of the coffee shop expecting so many people.

They had tea. Sharpen felt anxious, knowing so much was wrong with the world and they couldn't get out there to address the problem. However, the Alliance, nor the Horde, had conscripted any soldiers yet. Things weren't exactly dire. Just... disorganized.

Shuga Slam, the orc lady, was always pretending to be from a different clan. Whatever seemed to be trending. She had finally done the unthinkable and claimed to be a Mag'har Orc from alternate Draenor. Trixany hated it.

"You don't even look like a Mag'har! You still have that fel-green skin."

"...Only on my father's side. Like Garrosh."

Several of them hissed in breath, decided not to touch that topic.

"Your dear leader." Hotch waggled his glass of tea. Iced tea. Everyone else had ordered a steaming cup of brewed tea from the pot. Again, he wasn't the edgiest demon hunter around, was he? By comparison to the Illidans of the world, he was sort of a... B-demon hunter.

They tried to speak about pleasantries again, or keep predictions about the portal situation light. However, Hotch in his blindfold was getting hotter glares from Shuga each time the conversation went around the table.

Finally, the worst thing happened.

"... I know you," Shuga bared a fang. "I used to know you well."

Trixany snorted laughter, "Not if you were a Mag'har on alternate Draenor! Uh-ooooh!!" And she high-fived her friends.

Sharpen remained concerned, though. He had to live with this guy. All their supplies and weapons, their maps and other documents, their lives, everything was mingled together back at their base camp in Thalzdraszus. They shouldn't fall out.

"Well, isn't that, whatever it is, in the past?" Sharpen shrugged, tried to be helpful.

Shuga nudged Trixany, hard. She had to do it twice. "Trixany, are you really going to tell me you don't recognize this guy?"

Trixany blinked, "Well. I admit that he does resemble my long-lost little brother some. Except that this guy's a platinum blonde. By the way? Go off, king!" She snapped her fingers with attitude, "You demon hunters have been through enough. Yes, you dye that hair! Go find yourself some joy, amirite?"

Sharpen kept looking from Hotch, to Trixany. And back to Hotch again. The others were doing the same.

Sharpen smacked his forehead and leaned over the table. "That's... that's Trixany's brother." He muttered to himself. "It's so obvious."

Hotchkiss high-fived Trixany, suddenly very upbeat, especially for a demon hunter. "Thank youuu! I followed someone I cared about to the Outland a while back. I even joined the Sunfury for her, when she did. Eventhough I knew it was wrong to follow our prince down an evil road. But still, I always feared she would reject the monster I had to become. However... you approve?"

Everyone sat there, extremely uncomfortable and quiet.

"I mean, yeah, whatever. Like I said. You do you." And then she ordered more macarons for the table. "These are good, but aren't as cool as the Tarts' macarons, you guys remember those? So much glitter!"

Welp. At least now Sharpen knew why this mysterious demon hunter had showed up in his life, his warband. But were they gonna survive the Cuomo blunder twins not dealing with the obvious??

Sharpen eyed Hotchkiss very hard, to please tread carefully. There was a lot of rough adventure ahead of them, yet. They needed to pay strict attention to--

Then Sharpen blurt out, "Wait, so Burmussia, Coco, Sandy Dunes, and that other Kaja-Cola Flava Girl whatsherface, are now in another warband? Haha! So this IS a second, B-warband isn't it? Didn't I say it?! Trixany, you guys didn't make the cut after all--OW!!"

Then again, Sharpen the himbo always was so easily distracted.

[megan-loves-surveys]

#41. iTunes/music survey

Section 1: Questions About iTunes & Your Songs How many songs total do you have?: 44,187 How many artists total do you have?: 4,761

How many playlists do you have?: I have like 100 lol How many music videos do you have (if any)?: A few but I never watch them How many TV shows do you have (if any)?: None How many podcasts do you have (if any)?: None How about books (if any)?: None How about apps (if any)?: None What is the longest song you have?: Aira Mitsuki - Tofubeats Mash UP includes 11 Aira Songs, it's 21 minutes and 15 seconds Shortest?: I have a bunch of 1 second clips from video games Do you use the iTunes Store?: Used to How many songs have you purchased from the iTunes store?: Not sure Which song did you purchase most recently?: - Which song did you purchase least recently (as in, purchased longest ago)?: - How many songs are in your "Recently Added" list?: 720 Which song was the most recently added?: Denisse Lara - One Have you recently added an album?: Loads Have you recently purchased an album (on iTunes or in real life)?: No If so, which?: - Have you recently downloaded an album?: Loads. If so, which?: - Which song has the most plays?: Five - It's The Things You Do, 710 plays Do you have a lot of songs you haven't listened to?: Thousands and thousands lol, I collect music then don't even listen to it xD

Section 2: Genre Bolding Bold the genres you have on your iTunes. Or, if you choose, bold the genres you like. Alternative Blues Blues-rock Children's Music Christian & Gospel Classical Comedy Country Dance Easy Listening Electronic Electronica Folk Hip Hop Holiday House Indie Industrial Instrumental Jazz Latino Metal Musical New Age Pop Punk R&B Rap Reggae Rock Screamo Soft Rock Soul Soundtrack Techno Thrash Metal Trance World

Section 3: Questions About Your Favourite Artist/Band Who is your favourite artist/band?: I'll go with Five. Do you have all their albums and/or singles?: Yep. Name all the albums/singles you have by them: Five, Invincible, Kingsize, Time, Greatest Hits, all their singles. Which song of theirs is the most played?: It's The Things You Do, 710 plays Which song of theirs is the most recently added?: No clue Least recently?: All of their stuff lol Which album of theirs is the most recently added?: - Least recently?: - Name your favourite song by them: It's The Things You Do Name a favourite lyric (or lyrics) by them: So hard to choose! Post a picture of your favourite album cover art by them: Too lazy to go find it Have you ever purchased their songs off iTunes?: No, I have all their CDs physically except Time which I listen to on Spotify Have you ever dowloaded any of their songs?: Unreleased demos and remixes and that

Section 4: Shuffle Simply put your iTunes on shuffle, then write the song you get for each, for 20 songs.

Rihanna - Question Existing (Live)

Soda - I Wanna Be

Saseline - Do It Again

All Angels - Ave Verum Corpus (Theme from Brideshead Revisisted)

MISIA - あなたにスマイル :)

Brown Eyed Girls - 날아갈래

AI - Beautiful Life (Live In Budokan)

Blue - 4Ever Ballad 2005

She Moves - You Make Me Believe In Magic

Tuula - What You're Going Through

Shota Kageyama - Pokémon Healed

ZARD - 揺れる想い

Bond - Beatroot

The Saturdays - Vulnerable (Demo 2)

浜崎あゆみ - Mirror

Stella Soleil - Angel Face

Red Velvet - Talk To Me

Kaci Battaglia - Bionic-Atomic

Atomic Kitten - Hippy

宏実 - 似たものどうし - Irie Flava

This might be the most utterly random shuffle I've ever seen from my library lmao. Like there's songs in there that I didn't even know I had!

Section 5: Alphabet – Artists Name an artist you have for each letter/number. A: Ayumi Hamasaki B: Blue C: Charli XCX D: Duncan James E: Electrik Red F: Five G: Girls Aloud H: HA:TFELT I: ICONIQ J: Jade Valerie K: Koda Kumi L: Lady Gaga M: Monrose N: Natalia Kills O: OLIVIA P: Perfume Q: Queensberry R: Rihanna S: The Saturdays T: t.A.T.u. U: Utada Hikaru V: Vanilla Ninja W: Wonder Girls X: XYP Y: Yun*chi Z: Zara Larsson #: 2NE1

Section 6: Top 25 Most Played List your Top 25 most played songs.

Five - It's The Things You Do, 710 plays

O-Town - We Fit Together, 397 plays

Blue - Back Someday, 384 plays

Crowded House - Don't Dream It's Over, 310 plays

B*Witched - Leaves, 309 plays

Little Mix - Motivate, 303 plays

Charli XCX - Set Me Free, 238 plays

Spice Girls - Last Time Lover, 237 plays

Enya - Only Time, 234 plays

Kerli - Speed Limit, 229 plays

Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street, 223 plays

TLC - No Scrubs, 217 plays

Another Level - Freak Me, 211 plays

Dream - In My Dreams, 203 plays

Norma John - Blackbird, 203 plays

Talk Talk - Life's What You Make It, 197 plays

Little Mix - More Than Words, 183 plays

Holly Valance - Down Boy, 176 plays

Artsvik - Fly With Me, 175 plays

K/DA - POP/STARS, 174 plays

Blue - Get Down, 162 plays

Elina Nechayeva - La Forza, 161 plays

Five - Cold Sweat, 161 plays

Girl Thing - If That's What It Takes, 156 plays

Little Mix - Wasabi, 154 plays

Section 7: Recently Played & Recently Added List 10 recently played songs, then list 10 recently added songs.

Recently Played:

Atomic Kitten - Someone Like Me

Blue - Back It Up

Blue - Without You

Blue - Back Someday

Jamelia - Cutie

Liberty X - Never Give Up

Atomic Kitten - See Ya

Atomic Kitten - Hippy

B*Witched - Freak Out

Britney Spears - The Hook Up

Recently Added:

Denisse Lara - One

Alysha - Dreams

Devotion 2 Music - Blah, Blah, Blah

O-Town - One Heart

O-Town - Comin' To The Rescue

Plus One - With All Your Heart

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamon

Innosense - To Know The Unknown

Diana Vickers - One (Radio 1 Live Lounge)

Diana Vickers - Cold Kiss (Demo)

Section 8: Shuffle with Questions Shuffle and list the first 10 songs you get, then answer the corresponding questions.

Sky Ferreira - 108

Five - When The Lights Go Out

Princess Superstar - I Love You (Or At Least I Like You)

Ciara - Pick Up The Phone

Christina Aguilera - Get Mine, Get Yours

G.R.L. - Ugly Heart

Bardot - I Should've Never Let You Go

浜崎あゆみ - tasky

Adam Lambert - Fever

Girls Aloud - Something New

Name a memory you have associated with song #5: None really, it's just prob my fave Christina song. What album is song #7 on?: Their self titled debut album. Is song #8 your favourite, or one of your favourite songs?: Not really, but it's really cool. How many times have you listened to song #1?: 4. Is song #4 on a movie or TV show?: Not that I know of. Do any of your friends like song #9?: They prob don't know it. Do you remember how you found out about song #6?: I saw it was becoming a hit in NZ and was a girl a group so I checked it out. Do you even like song #2?: Love it! A classic. Was song #3 made recently or a long time ago? Or maybe somewhere in between?: I'm not sure actually, but I think it's sometime in the early 2000's. Does song #10 have a music video? Do you like it or no?: It does, it's alright. Which of these songs do you like the best?: GMGY or Something New. The least?: 108 prob, but it's still good. Which of these have you listened to the most?: Definitely Something New or GMGY. Which would you say is the most well-known song out of these?: Depends where you live - in the UK, prob Girls Aloud or Five. GRL was a big hit in NZ where I live. Bardot was huge in Australia etc. Do many of these songs have music videos?: When The Lights Go Out, Ugly Heart, ISNLYG & Something New Are any of these songs from your favourite artist?: Yes.

[trixcuomo]

The return of Phuur

Phuur: Hello ladies, and Burmussia.

Burmussia: *raises hand* I'm not technically supposed to be here at the Ally's Angels clubhouse, since I signed a thing over at Trixany's--

Phuur: What thing?

Burmussia: A contract.

Phuur: Oh, zat. Nevermind zat! You're our secret mole inside ze Kaja-Cola Flava Girls band, so zat doesn't matter.

Burmussia: Err, ok. Well, I'm from a mafia family, I guess I am used to playing both sides in order to survive--

Phuur: So you're skilled as a hitman?

Burmussia: Whoa!! No, just what I said: I'm good at playing one side of the family against the other. Why are you thinking of murder?

Phuur: ...

Burmussia: Do you want me to um.

Phuur: ... ...

Burmussia: I'm not going to take out Trixany Cuomo for you.

Phuur: But you know someone who can?

Burmussia: No, Phuur. NO.

Phuur: Damn. Mole as planned, zen.

Phuur: Seems mundane by comparison now, but we vould like you to uncover ze secret recipe for Kaja-Cola.

Burmussia: Gosh. That's... honestly, taking out Trixany Cuomo would be far easier than breaking into the Kaja-Cola safe way beneath the earth, in Undermine. Heh. I suppose, with my family connections, I could put together a crack team. A sort of Oceans Eleven of Nightborne, if you will. Let's see... Oculeth for teleportation, Silgryn for his spies--

Phuur: Wait. To be clear, you aren't going to just eliminate Trixany instead?

Burmussia: What the--I said no! Why are you so fixated??

Phuur: I don't like her. I just. I really don't like her at all.

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I’ve developed quite a carnal appetite for peaches and cream. Eating from a woman’s  secret garden offers me a chance to savor flavas otherwise inaccessible by any other means. Whether I’m  perusing profiles on Hinge, Bumble or OkCupid, I find myself wishing and hoping to match with a woman who loves and appreciates an enthusiastic cunninglinguist. That’s how into lip service I am.

Sometimes I wonder if it’s a proclivity that developed due to the fact that my first girlfriend encouraged me to chew the cooch regularly.I knew I’d be a shameless munch after her. Her tanginess, her divine feminine scent drove me wild fueling my preoccupation and future addiction to this very feral act. I remember writing passionate oral-soaked fan fiction about my fascination with pleasing the ladies. I'm just a Man who enjoys giving women that often elusive Australian Kiss!

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I can only hope to find  a lover who loves the whole concept of being consumed as much as I enjoy munching. Going pearl diving on a female is not only my daily preoccupation but also a prerequisite to penetrative sex. Until my future wifey and prosperity partner discovers the enthusiastic clam eater in me, it looks like my private self love sessions will continue to be driven by fantasies of giving lovely ladies unforgettable mustache rides.

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I’d love to know what your scent is girl…..

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[groggygrimalkin]

Examples of popular celebrities that have been replaced by Alternians in 2023!!!!!

-Steven Yeun

-Snoop Dogg

-Emma Watson

-Flava Flav

These aren't the same people you can't tell at first but you and I both know they don't have the same look in their eyes when they get replaced. It happened to one of my neighbors. Since last week he's started keeping all of his lights on at night and I rarely see him out during the day anymore. I was at the doctor's a week ago and struck up a conversation with a lady in the waiting room. It felt normal at first just chats about the weather and she asked me why I was at the doctor's and I gave her a vague answer and asked why she was there and it took her a really long time to answer. She said she had the flu and needed medicine but it was a gynecologist office...We both ended up in the same room to get our blood drawn and her whole demeanor changed and she just left without saying anything. The nurses were really confused but I wasn't. I wonder where they go when they're replaced. I don't have a good feeling about the future of Earth if we can't spot when one of us has been replaced with a doppelganger