my period came and that mixing with my malevolent obssession... yeah
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i don’t think yall even understand cos WTF WAS THIS ABOUT
(from antwerp cred @/first_itboy on twitter)
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I also believe MJ had an unhealthy obsession with teenage/underage girls too. He had the Barely Legal magazines, memorabilia of Shirley Temple, and he collected pictures of Elizabeth Taylor during her childhood phase (Taylor also said he only was interested in rewatching over and over the movies where she's younger).
I think he could have developed an attraction to Lisa Marie Presley when he met her at 7. Soleil Moon Frye visited both Hayvenhurst and Neverland many times between the ages of 7 and 15. Tatum and Brooke. The Lester girls (and their father saying MJ wanted to marry one of them), his attraction to an underage Emma Watson, the French preteen girl who accompanied MJ during the HIStory tour. Then there's the female accuser Jane Doe. But since girls are more overly protective, he set his sights mostly on boys.
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The Sims: you can now have polyamorous relationships!
polyamory understander Dan: so, it's like a game where we make Dalien flirt with everyone, and then pick out our favourite to take to prom, right???
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“i’m still nostalgic about the manchester apartment! 🥰”
the nostalgia:
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I’m all for Unreliable Narrator Apollo™ straight up misremembering myths instead of admitting to myself that Rick got a few things wrong
Lester!Apollo: demigods can be so weird and unpredictable! When that Clytemnestra girl murdered her husband simply because he made one tiny little human sacrifice to me… yikes, am I right?
The same Apollo 2,000 years before, sending a 3rd volley of plague arrows straight into the Greek camp: Agamemnon when I get you. When I get you Agamemnon. Agamemnon when I get you
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he’s not even competing in the idgaf war anymore this is so embarrassing
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Happy Father’s Day to the two gays who raised an entire generation of more gays
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giving love advice to tumblr
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Having a show where you mention grindr a few times and then crediting your long term roommate as your remote crisis manager is fucking crazy bro, I think it’d be really funny if Dan was actually on grindr but getting zero action cause he keeps talking about his live-in ex
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