#Lets get drunk

[panoffrying]

Throws Sozura art at people.

But here’s some drunk Shamura. Shamura would be that drunk that’s loud then shuts down to stare into the void before being loud again

Sozonius wouldn’t drink often. Whenever he does he typically takes baby sips and never finishes the entire bottle.

[boaduvet]

Wags but we also drive 💍🏎️ pt. 12/? (Drunk pt2 edition)

[mrcomplexity68]

I've met some great people when I was drunk 🥴

[christinered]

Or you pass out. Sometimes that's just as good.

~Red

[andelalorettejuliamaria]

[mysadnessplacex]

Taka noc październikowa, niewierna

I w te okna tylko deszcz, i ciągły plusk.

I taka chandra się kładzie cholerna,

Na głowę, na serce, i na mózg.

[heavenbarnes]

craving drunk simon. like at the bar with the rest of the team an hes glued to readers hip, showering her in compliments. all lovey n shit idk maybe im jus crazy💗

oh the concept of it really bringing older bf!simon out of his shell- too lush to even THINK about.

he’s perched on a stool and you’re stood between his legs, arms wrapped around you and his face buried in your neck. undoubtedly he’s whispering the craziest stuff.

“mmm, can’t wait t’get y’home”

“maybe y’can just rub on it a little? nobody’s watching”

except everybody is watching, johnny’s hazy eyes are watching you both from across the table and you’re not sure who’s more hot and bothered- him or simon.

or if you’re at the pool table and price is trying to teach you how to play but every time you bend over to shoot, you’ve got gaz practically barking.

and that’s not even to mention the fact simon presses into you from behind as you try to line up.

it’s all silly and heated and you don’t mind a minute of it (so what if attention feels nice?) because it means simon is unequivocally himself.

he’s got his hands all over you, pulling you into his chest, and running off at the mouth.

“y’so fuckin’ beautiful, make me the luckiest man alive”

“all these gits wanna’ take y’home? but it’s this stupid git that’s doin’ it”

when you get him out in the night air to begin the trek home, you know it’s the drink talking but you KNOW it’s actually him talking.

“might fuck around n’marry you, yeah?”

[choccy-milky]

part 3 to my modern AU 💞🍺 (part 1 / part 2)

[huginsmemory]

The one thing led to another night is very much likely hinting at Bill and Ford fucking, but considering Stan's penchant for getting married while drunk, LITERALLY at one point to ol' Goldie, a horrifying gold panning statue souvenir dispenser(?), may mean that Ford would also have a penchant for that. So Ford marrying Bill that night, instead of them fucking (or marrying and fucking) is actually plausible, and also EXTREMELY FUNNY to me. Both of them have such terrible romance track records.

Also like, I know there's a lot of jokes going around about Stanley being like YOU FUCKED A TRIANGLE? Which I love btw, but like. SIR YOU MARRIED A MAYBE CURSED SOUVENIR DISPENSER THATS A STATUE OF A HORRIFYING OLD MAN GOLD PANNING, DO YOU REALLY HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON?

[rodatirhaalo]

I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:

Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.

Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like

*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*

"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"

[twosoulss77]

A few years ago it was really popular to make the tall one the bottom all the time and I didn't get it. Well fucking ironic! i get it now! We need more bottom!Al appreciation, and if no one is gonna do it I will make it happen 🍎🦌

[deadbaguette]

I’m feeling devious, you’re looking glamorous🍇🍷✨

[andavs]

I’m pinballing back and forth between “Buck and Eddie are fucking idiots who get blackout drunk and lose Chimney somewhere stupid” and “they all get drugged and it’s kind of fucked up actually” and I hate that with 911 they’re equally likely to happen.

[daiwild]

Forever & Always Paulkins ?

Orr Tinkoffski 👀

The Matthew-Perkins. Second normal-est Hatchetfield couple. The first normal-est are the Jerries, obv.

[tea-cat-arts]

I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji

[kiwi-and-pasta-at-3am]

It's actually a fucking crime that there aren't way more fics about Speirs being drunk

Like have you seen him

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM

Little doe like creature

And the way he's just joking around with Nixon and Welsh

The way he smiles and goes "lieutenant Lipton!!" with that voice

Like "omg!! My friend!! Hi!!!"

I need to squash him with my shoe