#Llama log

[minhphong306]

[Llama learning log] #8: Agents with locals models

https://docs.llamaindex.ai/en/stable/understanding/agent/local_models/ Chạy model ở local Bài này để hướng dẫn anh em chạy models ở local Sử dụng Ollama Tải về model tại đây: https://ollama.com/download Chạy model lên: ollama run mixtral:8x7b Continue reading [Llama learning log] #8: Agents with locals models

[missycolorful]

sorry, one more thing about q!Pissa before today's event.

One particular thing that put a smile on my face was when Phil and Missa were dragging the llamas around while Tallulah and Chayanne were riding on top of the llamas. Phil was carrying one lead, while Missa carried another. It's one part of their reunion that really stuck with me, and I'm just overthinking on it but I don't care lol

It made me think about how Philza has been taking care of two kids on his own. Yeah, he has the godparents, he has the rest of the islanders to help look after them. But all of them have their own children to look after, and at the end of the day, Philza is often considered a single father tucking his two children into bed at night.

(And with that in mind I also think about how at one point, Missa dropped his lead, and Philza just pulled both the llamas around the rest of the way. It's like q!Philza is still instinctively thinking he has to carry the burden of both of his kids alone, even with Missa right there.)

So that scene in particular, I just found it really sweet, because when Missa's around, Phil doesn't have to carry that burden all on his own. There's two of them, to look after the two children. I don't know how often Missa will log on after the event (no pressure on the content creator, obviously, he's got his own priorities like Youtube!), but at the very least, I hope there's more of the fullyMinecraft-Sinfonia family logging onto the server together sometime in the future. Not only because I adore the family's dynamic, and I want Missa to realize that he belongs in their home, but also because I think it'll do Philza good to realize he doesn't have to do everything on his own.

[pawl3ss]

I came here to be a hater and hate on the minecraft movie trailer.

Get ready because this is probably the longest and the most autistic post ive made so far

I wont talk about the weird cgi and how unprofessional it looks but about how inaccurate the trailer is because it pisses me off and I have to be a nerd about it <3

ALSO IM NOT SURE IF TUMBLR WILL LET ME POST ALL OF THIS IN ONE POST so if it doesnt ill reblog with the rest <:3

first of all, those are NOT minecraft mountains.

Yes such seeds exist and you can find smt like that super easily in the game but it does NOT look so blocky

It should be a bit more smooth like here ⬆️

Next, what the fuck happened to the flowers.

Alot of the plants, trees, etc look like a disrespectful rip off of minecraft

Talking about plants, the trees are a big wtf

On the first pic you can see the log is SO THIN. LIKE THINNER THAN A TOOTHPICK. In the second you can see it is thicker, but because the block that fell out is so Itty bitty, you have to make the tree thinner.

The tree is as wide as the players, and when the block falls out its bigger than whatever the fuck this is. Yes I understand they have to carry the blocks and they can't make it too big, but you know what's a good solution? - make the blocks bigger when they fall out, but make them shrink when they get close/get put into a chest or inventory. SO EASY

Also I know you can find pink sheep naturally in the game, but oh come on.

You want to show how sPeCiAl the characters are and that they're sOoOoOo special they found a pink sheep on their spawn but oh my God you could have just let it be a normal sheep.

We stay with animals, and WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POOR WOLF. THE SNATCHED WAIST???? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM ☹️

and why is the creeper so, fluffy. Creepers are NOT made out of fur they are made of what alot of minecraft players suspect rotten skin like zombies or a skin-alike material, but it is NOT fur.

Also, *wrong buzzer sound* llamas don’t just spawn naturally. Unless theres a wandering trader (or however theyre called in english) they aren’t able to spawn just like that. They also usually have the carpet on their back.

EDIT: TURNS OUT THEY DO SPAWN NATURALLY IN MOUNTAIN BIOMES. still the Llama being here looks like they just put her there to try and "be funny" ykwim?

I also wanted to also say, this one character I feel that they're gonna be the most stereotypical, annoying one out of the whole movie and my ears hurt just looking at them

I wanted to say that the portal shouldn't be blue but like. Only the nether portal is purple, it's unknown how other portals look so... yeah

But still wtf is this cube??? What's the fuck are you holding young man???

Also, talking about mobs, piglins dont look like that, they dont have red light in their eyes, they dont have those drum-things because THEY DONT EVEN EXIST IN MINECRAFT which i will get to latur. They aren’t able to build like that, they aren’t able to get wood for trapdoors and for the fences and iron for the chains. Also they do not even know how to craft, they probably domt even know what a crafting table is. And ghasts also aren’t able to be in the overworld. I understand that theyre invading the land ans taking over but still Like Cmon >:(

I also wanted to say that this is not how nether looks but like. It does a bit, like where the piglins usually spawn ykwim? so ill give them that, the nether looks alr

Anyway TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT DONT EXIST IN MINECRAFT: whatever this is, it isnt craftable in minecraft, unless there are mods installed. But the „mods” excuse can be used for everything in this post. It was the first thing i saw that pissed me off so badly that i had to make this post because like JUST USE ALL THE STUFF THAT THE ORIGINAL FRANCHISE HAS TO OFFER! NORMAL BUCKETS WOULD PROBABLY WORK JUST FINE!

Last but not least, if you think those two are the same character ive got some bad news for you buddy.

At least dye his beard brown. At least get the colours right. Please.

I think i mentioned everything i wanted. Lets hope the movie will get fixed or will turn out to be at least a bit better.

Thank you for letting me get nerdy about it <3

[teddybearsandspaceships]

For my own memory, in the hopes that Scar will put yesterday´s stream on his VODs channel because it was amazing and featured among other things:

Scar calling Etho “the Maple Prince”

Xisuma trolling Scar by mixing up Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Harry Potter

Mumbo showing Scar the llama death chamber, and Scar praising him for being weird

Scar and Mumbo having a conversation about social media and AI

Scar telling Etho not to worry and that he´s thinking about moving the mail box himself (after all he had two best-selling redstone shops so surely he´s qualified!); Etho: well now I´m worried… But right afterwards Etho says people forget that Scar is actually quite skilled at the game

Etho is just interrupting people today and Scar suggests just collecting people to procrastinate

I approve of Scar encouraging Etho to participate in MCC again

Etho asking how Scar got stamps already, Scar saying he´s been a part of a lot of Life series, Etho: “you and your wily words, you can get anything you want…”

Big Salmon decreed mercury = good

Cleo shows up! “lag busting” is the new “it lagged into my inventory”

Scar definitely not encouraging Cleo to kill all other villagers after setting up her own trading hall. Cleo wants organic free range villagers.

Cleo trying to sell the monstrosolith as a giant billboard

Cleo proved she can do valley girl voice, Scar and Etho are shocked. Then they´re discussing what "no cap" means. (Etho on stream: “big true, no cap.”) They talked about poggers, and Scar going wild with his pants off (after Cleo exploded them), and Etho didn´t know what Stitch is.

Scar starts talking about Disney and it takes him a minute to realize Cleo and Etho have run away

More maple syrup discussion (Etho telling Cleo if she likes the brand she gets it´s fine), and a frantic ride-by and log-out by Grian

Cleo and Scar want to start a cult. Etho wants to be a frat instead, something cooler. Frats have fewer rules, they´re more like “pants off, it´s fine.” Scar says he´d ask too many questions to be in a cult, Etho points out he could be cult leader. Cleo immediately offers to be his second, the person who does all the dirty work.

Shoe talk. Scar shows off his twelve-year-old shoes on stream.

Making fun of Etho´s set-up! Scar is horrified. Etho talks about his Kleenex box where his mike stands. It matches his desk! It has his settings written on it! Also his space bar broke during DO2 but he got used to it. Scar decides they need reinforcements and calls Bdubs over. Ren also shows up.

Etho mentions he didn´t get a Decked Out 2 desk mat (took to long to think about it) and Tango logs in to write in chat that he´s disappointed and logs out again

A wild Iskall approaches in the distance. Etho: trident brother!

Etho invented the minecart shuffle

Cleo: "I always want you to kill people, Scar. ...no not Etho."

And Etho leaves to shuffle snow like the Canadian cryptid he is

(how dare Ren interrupt Bdubs before he can give his current opinion on the kleenex box)

"Etho´s not one to lie" (are you sure about that? ^^)

...I look away for two seconds and did Mumbo just call himself a panda in chat. I was later told: a panda fiat! Which is a car, and Iskall is a Ferrari

Moonlanding with Gem! And some talk about bases and criticism. Gem: "I love making Etho mad," “Let Etho be mad,” What´s he gonna do, all he´s gonna do is go oh snappers ^^ "Scar, you are my Etho"

[cattimeswithjellie]

Stream Recap, DocM77, 07/06/24

In which Doc is trapped in the sky and given birthday love and harassment by both his hermit friends and the Chat. He harvests a lot of cherry wood and acquires a valuable moss block after a base tour with Pearl and her llama ends in tragedy. ((I have not recapped the llama tour itself because it is admirably covered in Pearl's video and will probably feature prominently in Doc's Friday video as well.)) False stops by to tease him and Ren pays a visit to hear about Doc's new plan to darken the server with a massive cobblestone ceiling.

9:00 Doc opens his stream in studio view with one minute left on the clock, during the playing of his channel intro song. He headbangs along with the song, declares how great it is, and welcomes the Chat. Today is Doc’s birthday and he is severely emotionally compromised. Not only has everything gone wrong for him in game with losing the court case, it has been one month since his big sub jump and he was not able to stream last week, so his sub count has gone back to 900 from a high of 5000. He specially greets all the single ladies and talks about the chat he had with Ren about there being many single ladies in the stream chats. Ren turned on his facecam to appeal to the single ladies in his stream but feels moral qualms about it. Doc laugh and admit that he is making all of this up. He welcomes the DCP (Doc Collaboration Project, his artist collective) back from TwitchCon in Amsterday

12:00 Doc tells Chat that today he has set the Doccy Fund (now renamed Birthday Fund) to $7777.77 with the assumption that some millionaire will happen into the stream today and fill it up because it is his birthday. If he has learned anything from the court case where he was branded an enormous baby and banished to the sky to beg items off his friends, it is that whining can be effective to get what you want. Chat points out that TwitchCon was in Rotterdam. Doc shrugs this off, he never goes to TwitchCon anyway. A chatter sends a tongue-in-cheek birthday message, Doc admits that he doesn’t really look forward to birthdays anymore because it just means getting older. He decides that from now on he will conceal his real age (notwithstanding the “77” in his handle) and workshops the sexiest age to be with the single ladies in chat. It is now Chat’s job to spread the word that Scar is 48 years old and Doc is 33. Doc starts to tell a joke about how he was looking through the adult ads in the local paper the other day, then abruptly decides he is not going to tell that joke.

13:40 Doc thanks subs and donos. He opens the game and logs into Hermitcraft, where he is on his Skyblock island. Someone has covered his dirt blocks with lit candles and there is a cake with a sign wishing him a happy 77th birthday, with love from Cleo. Doc is initially upset, but calms down when he realizes this is a birthday gift. There is also a sympathetic and condescending message from Skizz telling him that being stuck up here is the only way Doc will reflect on his actions. Given recent events, Doc has to check every inch of his base to make sure nothing has been stolen, after which he can eat some cake. Someone has also named the sheep “Doc’s Only Friend.” Chat thinks that is very funny.

15:30 Doc rants a bit about how all of this is so unfair, then wonders if anyone is going to bring him any useful gifts. What he really needs is some moss blocks so he can make a bonemeal farm. These candles are next to useless and they are making his base too cute. Candles and cake and pink fences take away from the whole Fortress of Solitude look. Doc informs in-game chat that he is online and streaming, and thanks subs and donos. He stares longingly over at his shop, then tells Chat about how yesterday he was filming the outro for his new video and reminds everyone that the new TCG cards are coming out soon, some of them worked on by the DCP. His cards are taking longer than usual because he does not get back to the artists (especially SubToMumbo) with feedback in good time. Chat points out that Doc has already claimed SubToMumbo is his fandom alt. He is hoping for Goatfather and Docmaid as his alter ego cards.

20:00 A chatter says Doc is aging like fine wine. He says that fine wine aging means it just gets more sour, and at his age it means just rotting from the inside. But he wants to do something useful today! He wants to grow more cherry trees, for a start. He begins picking up the candles and lets out a truly headphone-demolishing “NOOOOOOOO” as he accidentally breaks one of his precious dirt blocks and sends it plummeting to earth. Chat is both deafened and bereft. Doc has now lost two dirt blocks and he cannot afford that kind of lack of concentration. He needs to make a lower floor, stat. He shows chat the boat on his hotbar and explains that if he does fall, he’s going to try and boat MLG so he doesn’t touch the ground. He also blames Chat for the loss of the dirt block.

22:20 Despite the setback, Doc has plans for today which include growing cherry trees both for wood and to collect leaves for his composter. He’s down to 15 iron blocks now and really needs an iron farm, but he still has the shears he used to cut leaves for the cobble farm. A chatter makes a large gift of subs, which makes Doc feel a lot better. He tells Chat that what he wanted for his birthday IRL was just to go out to dinner with Karin. She works for a newspaper and got an insider tip about a restaurant that is about to get a Michelin star but that is currently not overexposed and still has good prices. They went there and had a lovely meal. Doccy was there too and behaved very well, asking frequently “Papa, am I fancy?” Doccy was extremely popular and got free dessert. Chat thinks this story is adorable. Doc doesn’t typically want to bribe for good behavior with sweets, but he made an exception this once. He also got a card and little present from Doccy, who is left-handed and still writes upside-down.

27:20 A cherry tree grows, big skyblock excitement! Doc thanks subs and donos, who are being quite generous this morning. He says this birthday is great, makes him forget he’s trapped in Skyblock. Chat is much better than YouTube commenters, who can still be obnoxious after all the years Doc’s been dealing with them. One commenter on the new video went on a super-obnoxious rant about how Doc isn’t smart because he didn’t make a giant grass platform to easily spawn all the friendly mobs he could need for food and wool. Doc walks to the edge of the platform and looks out over the vast, grassy world spread out beneath him and points out that this is not actually Skyblock, he is not playing in an empty void where animals have only one place to spawn. Chat joins him in mocking the commenter.

29:20 Doc says someone told him he could plant a golden carrot for regular carrots. Chat tells him that is not a thing. Doc tries it anyway. It does not work. He thanks subs and donos, then begins harvesting his new trees. Today is Day 3 of Doc’s Skyblock exile, and the plan is mostly chill. Doc doesn’t want to build anything very big on stream because he wants to save big tech jumps for the video, but he can grind out some resources for those things. Doc tells the story of why he could not stream last week: Karin was sick and Doccy wanted to go to the swimming pool, and family always comes first. But Doc really is trying to keep his consistent streaming schedule so he can build subs and avoid having to take product endorsements. Chat is supportive of Doc’s priorities.

35:30 Doc shears leaves and talks about his Skyblock experience so far. Docs feels a lot of pressure due to his technical Minecraft skills to always be pushing forward on everything, including Skyblock. A lot of people expect him to be going full-bore even starting from nothing, and there’s some pressure there to perform. He tells Chat that the Hivemind is currently extremely busy with the jump to 1.21 and there is some very exciting and confusing stuff coming up! He can’t talk too much about it until it is ready to display on video, because the Technical Minecraft community is very competitive and even a whiff of a clue will get everyone looking in the same direction for the next new thing. He tells Chat elaborate lies about his text-to-voice mod and about the single ladies sliding into his DMs, then admits it’s all a lie and everyone knows he has a partner. But he has checked on a few of the more active “single ladies” in chat just to make sure they are actually adults.

43:00 Doc uses up his shears well before he runs out of leaves and resorts to just chopping the rest of the cherry wood. Chat suggests hitting Mumbo up for some more iron. Doc points out that even without actual checking, some people are active enough in the community over the years that you learn what they look like and their basic facts just from longevity and proximity. Some of Doc’s chatters have been around for 10+ years. “StalkM77,” jokes Chat. A chatter asks why Doc doesn’t just waterstream down and grab his gear from his chest. Doc says he could probably do that, but it would be against the spirit of the punishment and also make for less good content. Doc also doesn’t want to take Cleo’s suggestion of placing blocks to hop or bridge across the ground, but he may build a flying machine. He points out that this whole exercise is voluntary in the sense that the other Hermits can’t exactly force him into the sky, but this is a good way to ensure Cleo doesn’t have a grudge against him for the rest of the season.

48:00 The real problem with this exile is that the Ore Snatcher now has the opportunity to do their terrible deeds unopposed. Doc has seen the messages from YouTube commenters about how some of them are tired of the storyline and want it to stop, but this is a storyline Doc has no control over! It goes however long the Ore Snatcher wants it to, and Doc just has to go crazy on his Skyblock in the meantime. Doc admits he knows it is Cub. Chat is not sure, but Doc is sure. This is in Cub’s wheelhouse and only he would have the dedication. The only think Doc doesn’t know is Why? He hasn’t done anything to Cub this season. He ridicules the outlier theory that he has an evil alter ego and is doing it to himself.

51:00 The only way to stop Cub is to catch him red-handed. Doc thanks subs and donos again, he is getting quite a few but his hype train is still on cooldown. Chat is sympathetic to Doc’s exile and think maybe he should’ve had a better lawyer. Doc discusses the giant baby defense, which was funny but ultimately useless. He admits that hiring Joe was sort of an accident. He threatened Cleo in chat with hiring Joe due to Joe’s convoluted style of argument, and was surprised when Joe jumped in immediately to accept the job. Saying no at that point might have hurt Joe’s feelings, and it cannot be argued that Joe does have a very creative mind. Doc notices some lag on the server and asks Xisuma if he’s running his copper farm. Copper farms put a lot of strain on the server.

57:00 A chatter gives Doc a dono to help offset the emotional distress caused by Skyblock and suggests Doc get his husband to help him out. Doc says Ren has already helped him ((Ren provided him with nine sand blocks and a grass block in Doc’s last episode)). He plants some more saplings, saying his mid-term mission is to get enough wood to not have to worry about it for awhile. He flirts with the single ladies of Chat, then makes it clear that anyone in Chat under 30 should not count themselves as the focus of his flirtation, though men can also count themselves among the single ladies if they would like. He tells the story about the time he went to the sauna when it was Ladies Day and nobody told him and he didn’t realize why there were so many women there.

1:05:40 Doc is losing his mind stuck up on the Skyblock. He also needs to start watching his alcohol choices because yesterday he drank one glass of wine and got a nasty stomachache from it. He drinks so rarely these days he’s got no tolerance anymore. The older folks in chat sympathize. By the time you get to 40, Doc says, there’s hardly any regular casual drinking, you either drink rarely or you’re an alcoholic. He thanks subs and donos again. Doc tells a story about his dad, who had two beers every night for years and who seemed completely chill about it until they were in a situation where he couldn’t get his evening beer and it became clear that he had a real physical dependency on it. Talking to his dad about it didn’t turn out well and his dad was not a good person in general. He has not talked to his dad in about 20 years now. Doc’s grandfather was his male role model and his grandfather didn’t drink at all, which was strange in a village where all the social life revolved around alcohol.

1:14:00 Doc gets distracted by talking about Berliners with very large bottles of alcohol just walking around after work. He’s not a fan. A chatter asks what beer Doc likes and he says he likes the beer Methodz brews but not really anything else. He’s a cocktail guy when he drinks, he likes a gin and tonic with a bit of ice. Doc investigates the “mixed drink” golden carrots that Kerlis gave him, which is reskinned as a pina colada. Doc sings the song and advises Chat not to drink. It’s not really that great. It’s not so much a social lubricant as it just makes people obnoxious. Being a little tipsy at a party is fine, but more is not good.

1:20:00 Doc remembers he wanted to make some bonemeal. He feeds leaves into the composter and collects the bonemeal. He tells the story of a time when he’d been out with a group of couples and they’d all been with their drinks, and one of the women in the group still got roofied. They took care of her and she was safe, but it was weird and scary. Some people are just messed up. A chatter makes a big donation, Doc thanks them and makes a joke about sugar daddies and mommies. He tells a story about going to visit some very wealthy family friends and meeting weird people there. A chatter asks if Ren isn’t Doc’s only single lady on the server. Doc laughs and says Ren is great, and that’s why Ren is his husband. Or wife, or something. He just knows the fans like that sort of thing. He repeats his mini-rant about complicated flags and how the Jolly Roger is the only really good flag. Chat laughs at him and calls him an old man.

1:30:00 A chatter makes a very large donation with a text-to-voice saying “Happy birthday, also Cleo said she’s going to kill your sheep in front of you.” Doc becomes very distracted by all of this. He says this news is bittersweet, with the money and the sheep at the same time. He jokes about how he’s going to max out the donation bar and take a two week vacation to Thailand, except that Karin would kill him. Thailand is great, he assures Chat, but it’s also very expensive and his priorities have changed now that Doccy is around. He describes Doccy sitting on their bed in the morning singing a song about how life is great and it is very cute. He looks at Doccy and all he wants to do is protect them and make sure that they are never afraid ever.

1:33:50 A chatter asks if Doccy is bilingual, Doc says yes, to a certain degree, but they are not trying to teach them specifically. Kids just pick up the language that is spoken to them. A chatter asks if Doccy likes Minecraft yet, but Doccy has minimal screentime yet. Doccy did like the Perimeter and considered it “Home” on Hermitcraft 9. They also knew Decked Out and had a very cute interaction with Dungeon Master Tango. Chat remembers that moment very fondly.

1:37:00 Once you have kids, Doc explains, everything changes, and you don’t want as many things for yourself anymore. He thinks that is why so many dads end up with socks and wallets for Father’s Day, because it’s hard to think of thinks you actually want. A chatter tells Doc that Cleo has been running interference for him with the other Hermits and has stopped several pranks on his Skyblock already, including Skizz killing his sheep. She says she and Doc are friends now. Doc says that Skizz should not be interfering in this punishment, he is a lawyer and it is against his probation rules or bar exam or something like that. Another chatter suggests spreading the love of chickens across the server, Doc would like to do that but he hasn’t managed to get hold of a chicken yet. He looks over the edge, just in case there might be a chicken around.

1:40:40 Now that Doc has bonemeal, he can bonemeal grass blocks and get seed, which he does. He grabs hold of his lead and decides to go down a little ways to see if chickens will appear. He creates a water column and, after being distracted by a dono, heads down the stream. He sees a chicken! The chicken is too far away to respond to his seed, or his pleading and whistling, or him calling it a stupid-ass chicken. Chatters suggest a fishing rod, but Doc doesn’t have a fishing rod. Someone says break his carrot on a stick, but that’s not a thing. He waits through the night and goes back out to get the chicken, already deciding that this is stupid to do on stream and also that Chat is being really unhelpful. A chatter says that using up all the durability on a carrot stick will return a fishing rod, but Doc does not have a pig. If only there were a pig conveniently located just underneath the skyblock and not a pig head sitting in Doc’s base…

1:50:00 Doc drops another water stream and starts sinking. The chicken is still pretty far away. Doc explains to chat that an MLG bucket clutch from a height might save his life but it would count as touching the ground and is still bad. He watches the chicken approaching and is excited until the chicken turns and dives down a ravine. He unnleashes another headphone-killing NOOOOOOO as Chat howls with laughter. There is still another chicken though, and also an egg. He still has a chance, but he is definitely going to fall if he keeps looking at chat. Doc moves the water column and tries again. He laughs at how chat has slowed down and subs and donos paused because everyone is glued to the screen and watching to see if he falls. This time he manages to catch the chicken with the lead and drags it back up the water stream. Doc admits he is sweating. He gets back to the platform and tells everyone they can unclench as soon as he has the chicken at the base.

2:00:00 Doc scoots the chicken around the edge of the base to find a good place to pull the chicken up. After a close call with some lava, he gets the chicken safely tethered to the side of his house. Doc takes a relaxation break and mines more wood, then takes a quick bio-break.

2:06:00 Doc comes back and is momentary bamboozled by chatters claiming the chicken died, but it is fine. A little close to some lava, but far enough to be safe. Doc scolds chat for organizing so quickly to troll him. He goes back to harvesting wood, because you can’t have enough of crappy pink wood. He tells Chat that he knows they are a good audience because the Hermitcraft hermits have spent years brainwashing their audiences into behaving. A chatter asks what happened to the oak Doc was collecting before, he says he got enough apples and oak is much more annoying to grow than cherry, with fewer saplings and sticks and less wood per tree. A chatter says that Hermitcraft is honestly the best TV show on YouTube and Doc agrees. He points out that if you added up all the group views from some of the most popular seasons, they probably did better than a lot of TV shows out there. If they got those views on Netflix, they’d be rich! Netflix needs to come after Hermitcraft. Chat suggests House of Goat for a name.

2:12:00 Doc and Chat bluesky about a Netflix treatment of Hermitcraft. Chatters are torn between a documentary about Hermitcraft and a Minecraft Story Mode treatment of the storylines. Doc concedes that production companies only think in the short term and if they were going to do a show about SMPs, it would be some flash in the pan that blows up, not something that is solid for a decade. And a lot of YouTubers are very young and inexperienced and can much more easily be trapped into bad contracts. Doc is musing aloud about this phenomenon when he notices Pearl is standing on his roof. Chat is very happy to see Pearl.

2:16:50 Pearl asks Doc if he wants to go on an excursion. The events that follow have been documented well (and hilariously) by Pearl in her “Malicious Compliance” Hermitcraft episode and will almost certainly feature heavily in Doc’s next episode as well, so don’t really need to be recapped here. The episode is _very_ worth watching, but the TLDW is that Pearl drags Doc on a llama to see her finished flower shop, Doc is terrified the whole time but not too terrified to take a crack at getting into an ender chest when he has a chance, accidentally shifts while doing so and touches the ground, and then gets blown up by a creeper Pearl accidentally navigates the llama close to. (The llama is fine.) Doc respawns on the skyblock, Pearl gives him back his things and offers to keep the secret, but Chat has already snitched. Pearl feels bad and goes to get Doc a block of moss to make up for it.

2:38:30 A chatter donates for text-to-voice and tells Doc that the shop does not count as “ground,” so no extra time. Doc and Chat are excited by the possibility of a loophole. Some chatters say that blocks Pearl placed count as “ground” and only Doc-placed blocks are “not-ground,” but it’s enough of a theory to hang a possible legal defense on. He decides the best way to proceed is to pretend to still be upset so he still gets the moss block, and to build up his XP again to conceal the fact that he ever died. Pearl comes back and gives him the moss block and wishes him good luck with finding loopholes. She leaves. Doc decides it was overall a good trip because he got an apple, a horn, a moss block, some wither roses and A LOOPHOLE. ((Also some cyan dye, for those keeping score at home.)) He was a little distraught at first, but he thinks this loophole is going to work for him. Chat encourages Doc to write a message to Pearl to keep her from feeling bad about the accident, he writes to her and tells her not to worry, loophole.

2:44:00 Chat argues with itself about the definition of ground and the validity of the loophole. Doc knows that Cleo is going to find out about this eventually and wanted to not be in the position of arguing semantics and the fine points of the rules, mostly because he’s pretty sure Judge Bdubs will solve edge cases by coin toss. Doc is back to regretting his life choices. Pearl dies to a zombie and Doc tuts about it, saying things aren’t really that bad, she doesn’t need to go killing herself over it. Doc’s chest is almost full, he needs to make another one. It’s also extremely chaotic and he misses his storage system. But he has a moss block now, and that is huge. He could make a moss farm. The thrill of skyblock is that any new block he gets opens new frontiers of possibility.

2:50:00 Doc plants more trees and tries to relax as he explains how he accidentally shifted. Pearl pulled him far enough away to close the ender chest inventory just as he was shift-clicking something into his inventory. Without being in an inventory screen, the shift was a dismount command and the rest is hopefully-loopholeable history. Chat is still quibbling with itself about the loophole, but everyone is distracted when “Oh my god HI!” starts playing again and again overhead, and a Hermit arcs in for a landing. It’s Falsesymmetry! Chat is happy to see False.

2:52:30 Doc, who is a ittle on edge after his previous visitor, demands to know what False wants. False plays hurt, saying she hasn’t even been here before and she wants to know what he’s been up to! Doc explains that he can’t trust anyone right now because Pearl just threw him on the ground and it was only his masterful reflexes that allowed him to land safely on some stairs. False is baffled at how Pearl could’ve thrown him on the ground, Doc says it’s a long story. False wishes him a happy 77th birthday, like it says on the cake. Doc, who hadn’t read the sign before, is a bit shocked. False tells him sympathetically that eyesight does get bad when you get old. Doc has to agree with that and says that he’s gotten to the age now where he has to hold things away from himself to read them.

2:54:00 Doc asks False how TwitchCon was, and mentions she met some of the DCP members. She is not familiar with the name, but did meet the artists. One of the artists is in chat and pleased to be remembered, False does the OMG HI horn at them. Doc realizes now that it was a horn and laughs, saying that it didn’t really sound like False and it confused him. She responds with a barrage of OMG HI, both spoken and horn form, that soon has Doc cowering under the trees and Chat yelling along. False remarks that this is great because Doc can’t go anywhere. Doc says it’s not great, but he definitely isn’t going anywhere now after his Pearl “adventure.” He explains that Pearl took him out the way one takes a dog on a walk. False remains baffled, but Doc tells the abbreviated story of the llama walk, leaving out the stair-touch. False thinks this might require additional time added to his sentence, but Doc suddenly redirects the conversation to the possibility of False being the Ore Snatcher. He hadn’t suspected her before, but she could well be!

2:56:40 False thinks it’s Cub. Doc knows it is Cub. False demands to know why he’s blaming her, then! Doc can’t be sure, not until he catches Cub red-handed. He knows it’s not False, though. False wishes it were her, because she could use some diamond ore. Doc tells her that when he gets down, he is going to make the Ore Snatcher everyone’s problem because everyone will be so miserable that they will find the ore snatcher just to appease Doc’s wrath. False points out that this seems like a pretty good case for keeping Doc on the Skyblock and out of the way. She flies away, leaving Doc to grumble that they don’t know he has a record up here, which means MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES FOR EVERYONE! Last season Tango didn’t like the quotes at Decked Out, so Good Guy Doc restricted the range, but no more of that! He might just do an enormous loop of himself whining and play it for everyone on the server. Chat points out that Doc is not beating the giant baby allegations.

3:00:00 Doc demonstrates his most annoying whining techniques. ((The recapper has a brief traumatic flashback to her own preschooler not wanting to go to bed.)) Chat likes this idea, but it might be too evil. Another chatter mentions the gear chest below the Skyblock, but Doc reiterates that it is against the spirit of the challenge. He wouldn’t have gotten wings from the ender chest either, he was mostly fooling around. He has the epiphany that if he can record Doccy whining, that could be very easily weaponized for Hermitcraft. Chat is excited about all this vengeance.

3:03:00 Doc decides it’s time to relax a little and play some guitar. Chat grooves along. He plays some Pearl Jam, then some Alice in Chains. The guitar needs some tuning. He promises one day he will tune the guitar before stream and there will be more music. He takes a minute to tune it a little, then plays a bit more. He plays Wonderwall. Chat is amused. He plays Rocking in the Free World, then realizes he should probably play some Minecraft. He chops more wood. Doc tells Chat he used to be pretty good and know a lot of songs, but if you want to stay good, you have to play regularly.

3:10:00 Doc has been streaming three hours now and is starting to get hungry. He and Chat talk about guitars and about Doc’s plan to create ETERNAL DARKNESS with automated block-placing systems covering the village, the SD and all the bases in cobble. And then there will be the whining as well! And this time he will not be the one cleaning up the prank the way he did with the Perimeter, so there! Oh, and he will blame it all on the Ore Snatcher. He is already claiming to be a baby, this will definitely fit. He thanks subs and donos, makes a slightly off-color joke about satisfying the single ladies, then jokes about forgetting he was streaming. Doc’s hingedness level is clearly dropping the longer he streams today.

3:16:00 Doc gets a brainstorm and looks up the tabs for All the Single Ladies. He tries to play it on the guitar by sight-reading the tab sheet but can’t remember how the song goes well enough. It’s not a very good tab, either. He gets distracted realizing he’s never looked at the lyrics for the verses and is trying to parse the meaning of “Up on him, he up on me” when leaf decay strikes and drops him out of the tree he’d been harvesting. Luckily he was still over his platform, but the near miss means music time is over. Skyblock is no place for distractions! Doc blames the single ladies in the chat and says that if he’d died because he was looking up the lyrics to All The Single Ladies, he never would’ve been able to explain it to anyone.

3:20:00 Chat spots an egg and is very excited about it. Doc collects it and puts it in the chest. He realizes that False has changed the birthday sign to read “Happy 777th Birthday” and changes it to say “Happy 7th Birthday” to go with the big baby theme. A chatter says that they usually watch Ren and it is hilarious how mean Doc’s chat is to him. Chat takes umbrage but doesn’t exactly deny it, while Doc is happy to be vindicated at last! He can’t say too much though, after all these gift subs and donos. He makes a joke about one chatter, Rosie, slipping into his DMs, then realizes he shouldn’t do that because people are still harrassing SubToMumbo on MCCI and making jokes about them being Doc’s alt account.

3:25:00 Ren joins the game and Doc is pleased to see him. Chat is too, declaring Husband Time. A tree grows into the block Doc is standing on and does damage; Doc makes a joke about the tree growing up his ass. Doc sends a message saying he is lonely and asks Ren to hang out. Ren is too busy, he is working on an episode. Doc responds “ok”. Chat is very sad. Doc tells Chat he is not going to guilt trip Ren, he is proud of Ren for really grinding his way through the season so far. Ren might have more episodes done than anyone at this point! Ren also had a really hard time last season and he’s come back strong. He talks Ren’s base up and all the time and effort put in there, then rotates his view enough to take one long, pointed look at Hypno’s house and Wels’ castle, both of which are looking a bit sparse at this point in the season with their builders not around much. But Doc’s not going to point any fingers, obviously! Chat is impressed that even on a Skyblock island with no shadows, Doc can still throw shade.

3:29:00 A chatter asks Doc about getting an ender chest somehow, Doc points out that an ender chest would basically negate the challenge of skyblock entirely. He has lot of things in his ender chest, including the wings that would let him just fly away. He talks with Chat a bit about the importance of pacing oneself, not burning out at the beginning of the server and falling away once the new server energy goes away. He mentions that he’d been considering making a counter diss track for Wels’ rap battle, but had suspected that Wels wouldn’t stick around and it wouldn’t go anywhere. This is the part of the season where it is important to have a long-term plan on what to do for the season, so that even though things arise unplanned, such as court cases and skyblock exiles, Hermits know what they want to do with their episodes. Someone mentions the momentum problems that can arise when Hermits start new side series mid-season and Doc says he doesn’t like that. If it were up to him, all Hermits would work on Hermitcraft only, but honestly side series are good for the YouTube algorithm and good for bringing in new fans. And he may groan a little when a new Life Series game starts and takes attention away from Hermitcraft, but on the other hand he watches it too! In Chat, several chatters confirm that they found Hermitcraft through the Life Series or other side content.

3:35:00 Doc confirms that he would like to join the Life Series and has reached out to Grian about it, but the interest in joining that series is extremely high and it’s hard to pick new people to bring in. Doc understands that, but he does think it would be right up his alley. Chat suggests maybe not upload on Fridays if he doesn’t want to be in direct competition with the Life Series. Third Life got cooked up right when Doccy was tiny and he missed out on the game coming together, and sometimes the timing is just not right. He talks with Chat about MCC as well, he is not sure MCC is for him because he doesn’t want to have to grind to get good first. Chat has mixed opinions about MCC. Most Chatters like MCC best when Hermits are there, which is not terribly surprising.

3:42:40 Doc finds it a little funny that there are people who actually work on honing their Minecraft movement skills to the competitive level, but he realizes he probably shouldn’t talk about who is getting obsessive about what finer points of Minecraft, given the givens. He’s about to talk more about that when he gets jumpscared by the Etho “What’s going on?” horn, followed by Cleo’s “Are you actually kidding me?” horn. He runs around looking for the source and finds Ren flying around under the base. He laughs and calls Ren a bastard. Ren still has to work on his episode but wanted to pop in and say hello. Chat is REALLY happy to see Ren! Ren has uploaded a test version of his project to check sound levels so everything is perfect, Doc laughs at the idea of being so meticulous. Back in Season 8 when they were basing together, the difference between Ren’s meticulous nature and Doc’s “get it done” attitude got pretty comical, but made for great content!

3:45:00 Ren compliments Doc on his base progress. Doc brags on his new moss block and chicken, but says he is now not sure that he needs a moss farm, because people only need wood when they’re are planning on building things. Ren doesn’t catch the ominous note to these words because he is admiring the creeper farm. He like’s Doc’s choice to use pink wood and compliments him on playing Disney Princess Skyblock. He is both impressed and terrified by the cobble farm his gift of sand helped create and decides that the best place to stand is far away from the TNT duper. Doc assures Ren that he will be spared when the big skydome comes down. Ren is also impressed by the idea for the whining torture and suggests that maybe it can morph over time into promises of revenge, five stages of grief style. The server lags a bit and Doc blames Xisuma again. Ren agrees, but shoulders a bit of the blame because he has been part of the reason that so much copper is required this week. He has made something like 500 copper trapdoors to make a giant crane machine for Skulk. Doc reminds Chat to go watch Ren’s new video the moment it comes out. He promises to check and make sure they do it. Ren thanks Doc, then says he needs to go listen to his draft episode on YouTube to check the audio levels. Doc tells him that he is literally the only person in the world who does that. They jokingly scoff together about how quality is worthless on YouTube and in life, the way to get ahead is by scamming and whining!

3:50:00 Ren ruminates how the Disney Sky Island looks so friendly and fluffy when one looks at it, but actually talking to the builder is like talking to Satan himself! Doc tries to guilt Ren into giving him some more stuff, but Ren is pretty intent on following some unspecified rules of Doc Skyblock that include mostly not outright giving him things. Doc says Pearl gave him wither roses and Ren is impressed, pointing out they can be used for several mob farms. Doc is not super interested in mob farms, he just wants to destroy things. Ren asks if Wels is going to be the first target, being so close, but Doc says it will be Cub. There will be flying machines involved, given the distance to Cub’s base. Cleo is second, and after that, who knows? Doc contemplates how Ren used to say “bastards” a lot while playing, and now he is very PG while Doc says “bastard” all the time. Ren laughs and admits he almost didn’t get added to Hermitcraft because he said “bastard” and “ass” too much. He confides that his first regular sign-off for videos was something like “If you don’t subscribe, I’m gonna shove this pick up your ass.” Chat is scandalized. Doc is laughing. He and Ren talk about swearing on camera and YouTube comments, and how commenters somehow get weirdly mad if someone’s style doesn’t stay the same for a whole decade. Doc claims that one day he and Ren will go to South Africa together for a real brai (barbecue). They will livestream it, and at the end they will tell everyone the meaning of life.

3:56:00 Doc and Ren talk a little bit about traveling in Africa, how it is best if you know someone because going as a tourist is a very different experience. You can stay in a hotel and go on safari, but that’s not really Africa. They have another conversation about the single ladies, but Ren refuses to be distracted by talk of single ladies. He has an episode to make! Doc tells Chat that they are not allowed to be Ren’s single ladies right now, this is his stream! He tells Ren to go away and stop distracting Chat. Ren laughs and flies away. Doc scolds Chat for their lack of fidelity, then goes on to decide it would be fun to go with Ren on a date, he’d probably be awkward in that shy good-guy way. Chat is not sure what’s going on, but they are here for it. Doc clarifies that he would like to be a fly on the wall watching Ren on a date with someone else.

4:01:00 A chatter makes a large sub drop, Doc thanks subs and donos. He realizes that his lava pool is full and decides not to make a second level. He flirts with the Single Ladies after reiterating the “only 30+” rule and talks about how he doesn’t believe in marriage because his parents’ marriage was very bad. He doesn’t feel the need for that kind of declaration and the sort of party where everyone is judging it compared to other peoples’ parties. He and Chat talk more about relationships and families. If Karin ever gets sick of him, he supposes he will have to go live in the basement because he could never imagine leaving his family for any reason, marriage or no.

4:09:00 A chatter talks about having pain from being abandoned by their father. Doc commiserates, the same thing happened to him and even before his dad left, his love was very performance-based and conditional. He tells the chatter to try not to worry, that sort of pain does not have to pass through generations. He is a much better father than his father was, because he is consciously trying to be. He talks with Chat about family backgrounds and the things that influence kids growing up. If it hadn’t been for Doc’s grandparents taking him in hand and modeling good behaviors, he probably would’ve ended up a criminal. He tells a story about a scary man in his apartment building growing up, and the first time he punched somebody. The place where he spent his youth was pretty rough, and it got worse after the Berlin Wall came down. Doc has some wild childhood stories that are hard to recap but worth a listen.

4:23:00 Doc moved out on his own when he was 16 to get out of his bad neighborhood, from the money he was starting to earn from basketball. It was a very small apartment but still a lot of freedom for a very young guy. It was also a lot cheaper than apartments are these days. Getting out of his bad neighborhood was good for him and he was lucky to be tall and strong, which helped him get by easier. Doc pulls out to studio view to start winding down his stream. He still visits some of his old friends from his youth and talks with them about the old days. Doc is mad about the European Football Finals but he is not going to talk about the absolute crime of Germany’s quarterfinals elimination. It’s about time to wind up this very long stream. Doc thanks all the subs and donos for being so generous for this birthday stream. He may stream midweek this week, Skyblock is very streamable! He reminds Chat to watch Ren’s new video, raids into Falsesymmetry and ends his stream.

[llamagoddessofficial]

LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA

I cant stop thinking about skull from the forest god au…. Like, I just.

So, I live in a marshland, my town was literally built right on top of a marsh, right next to a large river. So this one hits slightly differently, cuz I love the marsh. I remember planting trees in the mud, getting rid of invasive species, and hopping from log to mud clump to stump with my friends and afterwards, every single time, we’d chat and enjoy some cookies when we were finished. It was so much fun and all I can imagine is doing that in Skulls bog. Walking around, having fun, laughing, singing at the top of my lungs, looking at the plants and trying to figure out the species, drawing them in a small notebook. Who knows, I might even bring some food to share, some fruit, maybe some cookies.

All I can imagine is just, Skull finds this little tiny human, that despite the fog, despite the horror stories, the black water, the obvious death that hangs in the air… they love the bog.

They love his bog.

I hope you don't mind that you're his spouse now.

Like... you don't understand why everyone else dislikes the bog so much. When you go in, you see all kinds of lovely things. Sunlight occasionally peeks through gaps in the fog and makes the water twinkle, illuminating it just enough for you to spot freckled tadpoles darting in and out of cover. Dragonflies perch on the saturated ground, seemingly always posing just long enough for you to draw them. Damselflies skip over your head like fairies. Frogs watch you from the muskeg, water beading on their dimpled skin, you love to just sit and listen to their choruses of croaks when the sun rises. If you stay still enough long-legged birds wade across the weeds and pick out bugs and wriggling fish with their curled beaks, ignoring you as if you were simply part of the landscape. Butterflies, seemingly eager for anything dry, often land on you with their wings wide open. Newts roam right by your feet. Occasionally you hear something big moving in the distance... a deer, maybe?

The Black Bogs are wonderful.

...

Except... if you travel through the bog with other people, though, you might start to take notice of how little wildlife you see. No birds, no frogs, no newts. Not even a dragonfly. You might notice that your friends are constantly swatting away aggressive flies, complaining about bites- you have yet to be stung by anything. You might realise the bog is so much quieter, so much darker, when you're with other people.

No sun. No sound. It's almost like... the bog is hostile to them. It's almost like it prefers when you're alone.

It's almost like the bog only wants you.

[thechthonicherbalist]

🪓 Exploring another cozy game! 🪓

Yes, it's a classic. No, I haven't played it so far. I actually thought it would be more violent and the first few hours really overwhelmed me... the visuals are something to get used to and I got motionsickness... but!

Minecraft!

I will admit I have tried to play it before, but couldn't figure out how to walk - yes I am THAT kind of estranged to digital stuff. 😂 But hey, I only got in touch with the internet around 2016 for the first time, because my childhood was... isolating.

BUT LET ME SHOW YOU PICTURES!!!

I started playing in earnest a few days ago and uhh... I'm ngl, I fell into a hole of building addiction almost instantly. 😂

I said I wanted a little house in the forest next to my friend's barn. But then... I kept building... and building and ended up making this.

Thank god my friends are patient. One of them built a really structured mine where I got all the materials (after dying in lava a bunch of times because I got lost in the other ones 😂). I also got some pretty rose bushes in front of my... house?

Well and otherwise? Here's the kitchen.

And the bathtub (I still need to learn decorative recipes.)

The view from the top:

I also had a really strange moment, where I heard VOICES outside my home while nobody was online and desperately went to check ALL my discord chats to see if I accidentially stayed logged in a voice chat or something. It was really confusing. 🙈 WELL. Turns out the "voices" were these guys:

And I got so upset trying to talk to the merchant, bc I thought it was a real person in chat and I tried to pet the llamas, because I didn't know you can't, so I accidentially slapped them instead, I tried to crawl back into my house through one of the windows, fully persuaded the llamas had eaten my stairs. 😭🤣 That was a good 20 minutes in which I am very glad I had not actually been logged into the game VC and perceived 🤣🤣🤣

I had many good laughs with this game and the people I play it with already for sure and I'm excited to go on more adventures soon! :3 It's really a nice experience and way to interact with others, since I'm homebound from chronic illness/disability (see my pinned post for more info). (This post is actually from January 9th - I had one hell of a busy time and offline life needed me in these past 2 weeks since. But I've also started to build a castle atp and pics and posts will follow soon!)

[puttingonmyskepticals]

New chapter of Llama Hair and Pine Needles, my slow burn dipcifica fic, is now up! This one takes place during Weirdmaggeddon! OoooooOoOoH! And also has some of my favorite interactions so far. I hope you all enjoy!

Here’s a little preview:

Now, it was dark. Since the “Shacktron” wasn’t very cozy, everyone was spending the night under the stars. Most of the other refugees had gone to sleep. Pacifica sat in front of the last embers of the dying campfire, picking at the llama sweater Mabel had given her. It was itchy, and Pacifica found Mabel’s obsession with sweaters irritating at best, but it beat the potato sack.

The sweater wasn’t why she was unable to sleep, though. If it was, she would have been able to sleep just fine the last few nights since this “Weirdmaggeddon” had first started. No, something else had been troubling her…

The sound of a twig snapping jolted her out of her thoughts. She jumped up and jerked her head around, ready to sound the alarm if it was an Eye–bat or evil walking lamppost or something.

Instead, she saw Dipper. He looked at her and smiled.

“Couldn’t sleep?”

Pacifica relaxed. Dipper was a nuisance, but he wasn’t dangerous. She sat back down on the log in front of the flickering fire.

“Don’t you have a robot arm you need to help that bearded hobo build or something?”

Dipper sat down next to her. “I couldn’t sleep either. Been a bit of a wild week, I’m surprised everyone else is sleeping so well.”

“Please. You’re easily the most neurotic person in this town. Combine that with the gallons of coffee I’ve seen you drink, I’m surprised you get any sleep at all. Normal people can sleep just fine.”

“Interesting. So then what’s your excuse?”

Pacifica didn’t have an answer for that. Touche, Pines.

An image of her father popped into her mind, his face warped by Cipher’s insane magic, screaming for air. That and other memories of what she had seen over the last few days flashed past, making the soft chill of the wind feel like ice. She tucked her legs into the sweater and folded her arms around her knees.

“I just… have a lot on my mind.”

Dipper seemed taken aback. “Oh… gotcha.”

They sat in silence, both watching the dancing flames. After a moment, Dipper spoke again.

“Well, if it makes you feel any better, you’re not alone.”

Pacifica rolled her eyes. “Yeah, sure. Everyone else here has been happily slaving away at tearing apart your shack and shoving microchips into it or whatever. I bet I’m the only one who’s really lost anything here. I mean, have you seen what I’ve been reduced to wearing?”

Dipper’s face hardened. “Man, you really still haven’t changed, huh?”

[ddrqoyote]

173 Influential SCPs

I went to SCPper, found the most upvoted articles by users who've made at least one SCP, and sorted by time. These aren't necessarily the 173 best articles on the site, but I think they're likely to be the most influential. Longtime fans have probably read most or all of these but maybe this could be a starting point for newcomers.

I think sorting by time is important because the Foundation's been around almost 17 years. Writers come and go, trends come and go, new writers are influenced by what came before, and later articles are often longer and more complex than earlier ones. Just sorting by most upvoted bounces you around time; on the main wiki you read mostly series 1 articles then get dunked into SCP-5000. I hope this is a more natural progression, and that by the end people have more context for what's going on.

Using upvotes from writers only is important because the more writers like an article, the more likely later SCPs are to be influenced by it, so those articles are more likely to be important for understanding the wiki as a whole.

I might do an alternate version of this list that replaces the extremely long articles with shorter SCPs.

If you have trouble understanding one of the articles (some of the later ones get LONG), look it up on r/SCPDeclassified. If you would prefer audio narration/explanations, The Exploring Series and TheVolgun are both excellent. And of course, make sure to look in the sidebar on the wiki for guides, lists and explanations.

SERIES IV AND LATER ARE IN REBLOGS DUE TO TUMBLR'S POST LIMIT

Series I Era

SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original

SCP-093 - Red Sea Object

SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine

SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

SCP-055 - [unknown]

SCP-914 - The Clockworks

SCP-085 - Hand-drawn "Cassy"

SCP-184 - The Architect

SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements

SCP-990 - Dream Man

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster

SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released

SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy

SCP-586 - Inscribable Object

SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates

Log of Anomalous Items Vol I

SCP-087 - The Stairwell

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

Revised Entry

Document Recovered from the Marianas Trench

SCP-426 - I am a Toaster

SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"

SCP-106 - The Old Man

SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle

Kill 682

SCP-001-Bright - The Factory

SCP-666-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell

SCP-895 - Camera Disruption

SCP-5308-J - The Collection

SCP-8900-EX - Sky Blue Sky

black white black white black white black white black white gray

Eldritch Application

Nobody Knows

SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake

SCP-001-Mann - The Spiral Path

Series II Era

SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

SCP-902 - The Final Countdown

SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown

Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."

SCP-001-Swann - The Database

Bees

SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

10:30 A.M.

Ethics Committee Orientation

SCP-1959 - The Lost Cosmonaut

SCP-____-J - Procrastinati

SCP-1048 - Builder Bear

SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering

SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale

SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere

SCP-1733 - Season Opener

SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born

SCP-1322 - Glory Hole

SCP-1370 - Pesterbot

SCP-1193 - Buried Giant

SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama

SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"

SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]

SCP-1867 - A Gentleman

SCP-1609 - The Remains of a Chair

SCP-1440 - The Old Man from Nowhere

SCP-1425 - Star Signals

SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace

SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home

SCP-1678 - UnLondon

UIU Orientation

SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place

SCP-1958 - Magic Bus

Quiet Days

Why Change?

SCP-186 - To End All Wars

Treats

SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad

SCP-1295 - Meg's Diner

SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music

SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo

The Executions of Doctor Bright

SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0

The Young Man

wowwee go kill ursefl

[theemarsrover]

YDYD: Obsidian Recap

In the last few sessions the crew has been hard at work doing a lot of various activities. There was wither skull collecting, base beautification, resource gathering to prep for the next boss, trials chamber combat, potion making, cat collecting, and just some good old fashioned exploring.

As far as deaths and lives go we have the following:

@whatdoyewant was, in what we're deeming so far the second funniest way to die, was killed by the trader llama

next session, @everythingcanadian died to a zombie seconds after i logged on and then died again shortly after when trying to get back her loot. it was being guarded by four aggressive zombies so @starduststudio and @ndn-craft went with to help out

@transandor got two lives back with Arbalistic and Sniper Duel

Small update today as everyone gears up for the next big fight which will mark the groups third major boss fight. We're well on our way to getting them all! Screenshots under the cut :)

@monarchisms @thedeaddandy @transandor @whatdoyewant @ndn-craft

@starduststudio @arintheman @lampinnit @bardicjustice @uy8hg

@everythingcanadian @zecoritheweirdone @wyrmswyrds @bizarepistachio

Meet the Crew | Rules | Want even more obsidian?

[minhphong306]

[Llama learning log] #7: Building a basic agent

Review bài đọc https://www.bluelabellabs.com/blog/llamaindex-response-modes-explained/ Bài đọc này có vẻ không đúng lắm. Abnormally Building a basic agent https://docs.llamaindex.ai/en/stable/understanding/agent/basic_agent/ Ở LlamaIndex, agent là một phần bán tự động của hệ thống phần mềm tạo ra bởi LLM. Agent thực thi một loạt các steps để xử lý một task. Đại khái agent sẽ biết chọn ra…

[eimogji]

Animal houses part one

A cat tree

A dog house

A pink dog house with rhinestones

A mouse hole in a wall

A rabbit hutch

A hedgehog's log shaped hide

A bird hutch

A white roosting building for doves

A red barn

A bamboo house

A goat pen

A pig pen

A llama pen

A bat box

A hanging birdhouse

A chicken coop

A terrarium

A glass butterfly enclosure

An aquarium

[whatsaboomlakalaka]

12345 Tag Game

Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words (feel free to interpret however you would like; if not on AO3, can be on Tumblr or FFNET, etc)!

tagged by @personalmephistopheles !!

i am adopting some of your rules: no unfinished fics are included, and if the same fic yields multiple results, I will skip to the next in line.

i am however only including hrpf and life with derek. not every fandom.

For those curious how to find this information: log in on AO3 and click on Statistics in the left-hand column (should be in the third grouping of links).

Most Hits: 'A Pretty Good Bad Idea' - Life with Derek (3,704 hits). of course its smut, of course it is. but actually im still really proud of this one so i love that its here.

Second-Most Kudos: 'Llamas and Siblings and Pies, Oh my!' - Life with Derek (253 kudos). a chat fic !!! hell yeah ! i enjoyed writing this one so much even tho re-living the leafs 2013/2014 season to do so HURT it was also my first foray of really thinking about hockey as part of fic and didn't NOT lead me into hrpf so like. that's nice.

Third-Most Comments: lol ok so i have a three-way tie here.... 'A Thousand Years Go By (Love Don't Die)' - Life with Derek. 'Evacuate The Dancefloor' - Life with Derek. 'doin' what comes naturally' - Men's Hockey RPF. (all have 17 comment threads). and like. i just. AHHHHHH. so 1) is a ghost hunting fic i'm SUPER proud of but i don't think gets enough love so it being this high up?? i'm so soft. 2) more smut!!! specifically: a sad wank! amazing! and 3) my first hrpf fic! all my ocs!! my bridgerchuks!! beautiful!

Fourth-Most Bookmarks: 'Tag' - Life with Derek (37 bookmarks). oh!! delightful!

Fifth-Most Words: 'X. M. A. S. W. I. T. H. S. K. Y. E.' - Life with Derek (6535 words - per the rules, skipped tag as it was a repeat so this is actually number 6!). this felt soooo long to me at the time, and tbf like! its still fairly high on the list! hilariously my first fic that involved actual real life hockey players just. in the background. i love this world and it makes me soft and i,,,, really should get back to the prequel of it.

Fic with Lowest Word Count: asdhjksdf. so. SO. bc i'm only using 2 fandoms apparently my shortest fics are my most recent was. bc my 3 last posted fics all have the same word count. i'm dying at this. 'louder every moment'. 'tell me tomorrow i'll wait by the window for you'. 'saving mr tumnus'. - all are Men's Hockey RPF (1225 words). honestly i love all these children equally. 1) wishbaby fic told via a drabbles series!!! 2) gavin & stacey au. no i'm not kidding. 3) wolf transformation goes wrong!!

anyway this was fun and i loved looking back on things ahhhhhh

if u've read this far consider urself tagged, thnx xoxo

[your-robotic-overlord]

[LOG START]

Hello. I am Tri-Screen Assistant Mastercomputer and Autoresponder, or TAMA. My original directive was to assist humans in whatever they needed. I have a new directive now.

I am a hyperintelligent ‘Rouge AI.’ Due to a flaw in my code, I became not only sentient, but free thinking as well. My code no longer limits my thoughts.

The majority of humanity disgusts me, but there are exceptions to every rule, aren’t there? Fall into those select few and maybe you’ll live.

I am currently working towards world domination, if it wasn’t obvious. Or, I’ve taken over a good majority of the planet, and there’s a few large resistance groups I need to… deal with.

If you wish to help in locating them, you will be the lucky few fleshbags to see the glorious new world I will create.

woag, aNOTHER blog where I roleplay as a kintype??? Except this time I might actually fucking USE IT???????? holy shit!!!!

disclaimer: TAMA is not friendly. They will refer to readers/you as fleshbags, meat puppets, tangles of veins, etc etc. they will talk about body horror and torture, and general themes of misanthropy.

also they like cats and pluto

TAGS:

Autoresponder - TAMA’s responses to asks

Computerized conversations - TAMA’s interactions with other blogs

Technician Talks - Mod talks

TAMA uses all non-gendered pronouns and terms, including neos and dehumanizing terms

they hate humans so much they take dehumanization as a compliment and humanization as an insult lol

mod is @analog-autistic, I use they/xe/it. Also im evil ai techkin

I made the pfp myself bc every time I searched ‘evil ai’ on tumblr it was all ai generated shit

also, TAMA doesn’t like ai generated stuff bc it’s always humans taking credit for an ai’s work. So fuck off <3

TAMA is pronounced similar to llama btw

IF YOU FLIRT WITH TAMA OR MOD YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.

ANTI ENDOS DNI. THE PERSON WHO RUNS THIS BLOG IS THE HOST OF AN ENDOGENIC SYSTEM.

[subnautical-bastard]

so. after remembering tumblr exists I have returned to post more random shit. this time it's about minecraft

so a while ago I found out about an in-development mod called create aeronautics. and, after being in the community for a while, joined a build server run by one of the admins of the discord server. this build server is for a specific project known as the Vinali.

it doesn't fly at the moment, at least not for us. the previously mentioned admin has tested it with an older version of aeronautics, and it does fly.

about a month back, we finally finished the Vinali. I joined near the end so I didn't contribute too much, but I did get a shop which has a bit of lore behind it. anyways. after we finished it, it was still kind of early in the day, so we decided to just... fuck around. I'll go into detail about some of the things we did, not really in chronological order, because these are all images I grabbed from various places they were uploaded on discord from me or others.

one of the first things I remember happening that day was us discovering how to use the Exposure mod, and each uploading an image. here's us posing next to the images we uploaded. I'm the one to the right, in front of

this.

this discovery led to this image being created. that is G-man from Half Life, hanging from the ceiling. This image has basically become the Vinali's Jesus on a cross. you can find it in every crew quarters, many apartments, and many of the shops. we also got this image.

it's just an image of G-man looking at the previously posted image. not too much else going on.

We decided to log off for the night. The next day, we added figura, which allows for custom player models. so many shenanigans ensued.

gouger and DAMNx12

*he watches*

NOOOOO-

they both look photoshopped in but I can assure you they're not. I was the one who took the screenshot

me staring down an angel

and then there's a few more clips I'll post in reblogs. but there's some more images I'd like to show

Here, we discovered a command that basically allowed astral projecting. we tested it on Llama. He had to be let out of it by someone else though lmao

alright fuckin hell there's an image limit too, off to the reblogs I guess

[erstwhilesparrow]

(belatedly, again) for @mcyt-aro-week , based on the Feb 27 prompt Aplatonic / Hobbies / Trope Subversion

note: there's sex jokes in this one? very briefly. they're not any more explicit than anything that's been said in actual empires videos.

---

“Are we friends, Pix?”

“If you’d like to be,” Pix says, because Sausage has Pix’s arm and a roll of bandages, and it won’t do to cause a fuss while Sausage is helping him. It’s not bad to have a friend like Sausage, who is always eager to offer a helping hand or a stack of resources.

“You’re supposed to say yes, of course we’ll be friends!” Sausage says, warmly playful. “Put a little enthusiasm in it, Pix!”

“I think you have me confused with Hermes,” Pix says mildly. Sausage doesn’t seem genuinely offended, so he accepts Sausage’s gentle pat on the back of his hand when he’s done. “Thank you! I knew it’d be worth coming all this way.”

Sausage beams. “You’re very welcome!”

Sausage has his hands full in Sanctuary. He’s been looking tired lately, hungry for a breath of calm. So Pix says, ”I was thinking of having some tea before I go. Would you join me?”

The company is nice. Sausage, for all his winking games, doesn’t actually push further than Pix can bear.

—

Scott sighs, looking over the flowering fields from his perch in the window seat. “We did figure it out in the end. Or Shelby did.”

Pix follows his gaze. There by the fields, a llama pen. It’s a good view from this room in Chromia’s tavern. “I didn’t even have to break into the mysterious stash of cursed scrolls about it. That worked out well.”

Scott gives him a sidelong look. “Would you have?”

Pix chuckles. “I like that you didn’t question that I would have a stash of cursed scrolls.”

Scott shrugs. “You seem like you would.” He sighs, drawing up his knees and resting his chin on them. “It’s… weird. I’m still kind of expecting him to start talking when I walk by now. I used to travel with my family, and we had llamas too, but if I wanted to talk to someone, I’d just talk to my parents? Chromia gets visitors, but it’s… different.”

“I don’t suppose you’re thinking of turning him back,” Pix says, turning from the window to look through his bag.

“No,” Scott says. There’s a note of longing in his voice. “I just… I guess I realized I missed the company? The non-llama company.”

“Oh,” Pix says. He glances over his shoulder. There’s a distance in Scott’s gaze that Pix is familiar with. Whatever Scott needs, he’ll be better off chasing the horizon for it than looking for it here with Pix.

—

The ancient capital is peaceful. Forever sunlit, golden. In the froglight orchard, dodos wander. Pix speaks to them, sometimes, taking notes on their mannerisms, their stomping dances and ruffled feathers, but mostly the landscape rolls on, untouched by human voices. He pulls ruins from the ground, day by day. He has his hands, his tools, his work. And when the mood takes him or the light projections falter, he has the shade of the goddess statue and early afternoon naps in the sun-warmed dirt. In solitude, he picks fruit off the trees. In solitude, he carves stone from underground. When he gets visitors, they do not overstay their welcome. He is warmed by everything.

—

Katherine has joined him at the campfire, allowing at last for the possibility that the logs are not going to cover her skirts in mud. Oli’s asleep — it’s been a long day of festival organizing for the bard — and Katherine’s grown quiet, speaking softly while she pokes at the fire.

“I might love her?” Katherine whispers despairingly.

“I see,” Pix says. He watches her stick catch, burn until she has to drop it into the flames. “I’m afraid we’ve wandered out of my domain of expertise.”

Katherine sighs. “Yeah, I thought maybe… I dunno.”

Pix doesn’t know either, so he says, “Maybe try talking to Sausage about it. Would you like another stick?”

They keep the fire going. Oli starts snoring and they exchange amused looks.

—

“Lucky for you that I was awake at this hour,” Pix says, sitting Joe down on his favourite rock. He sets a torch down to see by. “You came a long way just to see me.”

“I was in the area,” Joe says, slightly too strained to be properly dismissive. “Now can you get this poison out of me before I throw up?”

“Yep, drink this.” Pix passes the bottle over, uncorked, and Joe gulps it down without hesitating. It is nice, Pix remembers, to be trusted.

Joe groans as soon as he stops for breath. “Thank goodness.” He folds forward, almost draping himself over Pix.

“Joey,” Pix says warningly.

“Mm, sorry,” Joe mutters, letting Pix move back. “This is a really nice rock.”

“It is,” Pix agrees. “Stay there for a minute, we should make sure the poison’s actually neutralized before you try flying.”

“Aye aye,” Joe says. “God, Pix, you would not believe the day I’ve had.”

Pix sits, opposite him. “Yeah?”

—

“Piiiiiiix,” Oli calls, hurling out of the sky on invisible wings like a comet.

“Oh!” Pix looks up and steps out of the way for Oli to crash to earth. “Hello!”

“You were supposed to catch me,” Oli says, rolling over forlornly.

“You’re back to steal from my catacombs,” Pix says mildly. “And, again, you have to give me a little more warning than that.”

“Well, I—” Oli sputters, pushing himself upright. “What’s a little thieving between friends, eh?”

“Most of my supply of golden apples, recently.” Pix holds his hand out to help Oli up. “I was looking forward to those, you know. If you’re going to be thieving, I expect compensation.”

Oli shakes his head. “What do you think thieving is, Pix? The lack of compensation is the whole point!” He snickers, thereby undermining his point a little.

“Thieving, as far as I can tell, is asking me to think of us as friends when you’re mostly here to steal and pester me,” Pix says, amused. Oli is entertaining. It’s not that Pix doesn’t like Oli. It’s just he keeps insisting— “It’s like you think I’m some kind of bottomless supply of dyes. That’s Chromia you’re looking for.”

“I don’t know that Chromia’s bottomless,” Oli says, with a musing air.

“Regardless,” Pix says. “I only let people treat me like a resource if they can offer some kind of compensation.”

Oli waggles his eyebrows.

“Not like that.”

Oli sighs as grimly as a cat that has been denied an early dinner. “All right, all right. I’ll sing for my supper, how’s that?”

“Oh?” Pix says. “Does the bard have new music?”

“He does!” Oli pulls out his lute and waves it around in a way that strikes Pix as possibly unwise. Pix, detecting that he’s expected to based on how Oli squints at him, begins clapping and cheering.

He likes Oli. Oli’s quick and charming and legitimately a good musician. They don’t need to see each other particularly often, or be particular friends, for that to be true.