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[laziarteest]

Thinking about the fact that Lloyd got kicked out of Darkley's for not being bad enough. This kid sucked so much at being evil that a boarding school specifically for training kids to be evil masterminds tossed him out. And then he proceeded to put into motion a series of events that would traumatize himself and his loved ones for years to come, and also endanger the lives of everyone in Ninjago on multiple occasions.

Imagine what he could have done if he was good at being evil.

[traumatournament]

This determines 3rd!!!

[likeafantasy]

31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN 1980's edition — (31/31) ↳ Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

[elfietheespeon]

Narrator 2: Sherman finds himself swarmed, swept up in a massive communal bear hug. Have you ever been hugged by an entire town?

(Midst Season 3 Episode 14; Shindig)

It's CR takeover time, everybody! In celebration of the Moonward trailer (releasing on July 24th), from now until July 23rd, send in your Midst fanart to critrole.com/submit!! It doesn't have to be new, either.

Our goal is to flood this week's fanart gallery with Midst as much as possible, so don't be afraid to submit whatever you've made, regardless of medium.

We ride at Unset, my foldet siblings. To (wholesome) battle!

[ivysincorrectquotes]

things i've said as multifandom quotes

ellie: how are my mcfucking headphones in a mcfucking knot

lloyd: you’re being evicted little man

zuko: i don't think you should call small children cunts

katara, about zuko: he has a homosexual facial structure

sokka: you being broke is RUINING MY LIFE

katara: it’s like the great wall of china. but. hair

aang: as an empath, i'm sensing that your thighs are chafing

toph: it was self-defense. i bit you in self-defense

jay: i’ve been bamboozled by the jibbitz

kai: why are you making out sloppy style with that tree???

ellie: FIRST AMENDMENT FREEDOM OF SPEECH

ozai: i love indoctrinating children

joel: i heart lying

[homecoming]

photos from the 50th anniversary tour of jesus christ superstar.

[helmstone]

Thursday Murder Club — meet the cast

Thursday Murder Club — meet the cast

The Netflix adaptation of Richard Osman’s The Thursday Murder Club has started filming — the cast has been revealed, and it’s impressive. The story follows a group of friends in a retirement home who gather to solve murders for fun but find themselves caught in a real case. The four main members of the Club are: Helen Mirren as ex-spy Elizabeth, Ben Kingsley is ex-psychiatrist Ibrahim, Pierce…

[ellieloves2read]

found an old ninjago movie oneshot i never finished or posted. i still like it though so imma share it :]

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“It’s just…” Lloyd bites his lip. “I don’t get it.”

Zane tilts his head with a slight whirring noise. “Get what?”

Lloyd fiddles with the strings on his hoodie. “You… you’re a normal kid. You say you’re a normal kid.” He shifts a bit. “But… normal kids don’t go out of their way to… to make friends with, um, people like me. They don’t… they don’t get involved. So,” he tentatively looks up just enough to see Zane’s face but not high enough to make eye contact. “Why did you? Get involved, I mean? Normal kids have lots of friends and… being friends with me… it, uh, doesn’t let that happen.”

Zane considers. Lloyd looks down again and picks at his nails. You’re an idiot, he thinks. Someone’s finally nonsensical enough to want to be your friend, and you drive them away with logic. 

“Well, then.”

Lloyd braces himself. He’s gone his whole life without friends; he’ll be fine with this.

“I’ll just have to be better than normal kids!”

His head shoots up. 

Zane is wearing his typical too-bright smile, fist in his hand like he’s a judge making a verdict. “My primary function is to be a normal kid,” he says, “but I can find no discernible reason to stop there.”

Lloyd gapes. What?

“Come, Lloyd,” Zane says, pulling on his sleeve. “The ice cream shop will only be open for another 43 minutes and 17 seconds!” He turns on his heels and starts rolling along, ignoring the stares of passersby. 

Lloyd stares for a couple beats before jogging to keep up. 

“So, what flavor do you wish to select?” Zane says, oblivious to Lloyd’s jogging. “According to my data, this location has Chocolate, Vanilla, Chocolate and Vanilla, Pistachio-”

“Um, Zane? Are you… are you sure you really want to stick around?” 

Zane finally looks down at Lloyd, a strangely sad expression on his face. It doesn’t suit him. “Would… it make you happy if I left?”

“No!” Lloyd yelps, then quickly composes himself. “I mean, I-I wanna keep being your friend, b-but I mean, uh-”

Zane’s grin returns. “If you wish to keep being my friend,” he says brightly, “and I wish to keep being your friend, then there is no reason for us to stop being friends!”

Lloyd’s heart twists, but for once, it feels good. His eyes burn. So that’s what that feels like, he thinks. 

A quizzical expression crosses Zane’s face. “Lloyd? Your face is leaking. My data indicates that this can be either positive or negative. Can you clarify which one this is so that I may react appropriately?”

Lloyd laughs wetly. “It’s positive, Zane.” He looks Zane in the eye. “This is positive, trust me.”

There are a couple of beeps, then Zane smiles. “Excellent! I will now react appropriately!” He leans down and hugs Lloyd. It hurts his spine, but Lloyd can’t bring himself to care. He just hugs Zane back. 

“Thanks, Zane.”

“Anytime, fellow kid!”

Lloyd laughs harder than he has in years. 

[christine-cunningham]

Listing my favourite Stephen King characters...

1) Arnie Cunningham (Christine)

2) Larry Underwood (The Stand)

3) Luke Ellis (The Institute)

4) John Coffey (The Green Mile)

5) Dolores Claiborne (Dolores Claiborne)

6) Lloyd Henreid (The Stand)

7) Oy (The Dark Tower)

8) Jake Chambers (The Dark Tower)

9) Dennis Guilder (Christine)

10) Andy Dufresne (Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption)

[rinkunokoisuru]

Oh This might end up being a long chapter if I don't split it up again lol

[wherabouts-of-light]

the thing is that estelle is bright like the sun and is the heart of the party and i have absolutely no doubt it was agonizing for Joshua to fuck around fighting terrorists and giant robots and stopping a coup and shit while also being fucked up and emo because he escaped from the most lax secret organization of all time while also being in love with her but she is also a violent little gremlin woman who has on more than one occasion threatened to beat the most annoying man in the fucking world, Prince Olivert Reise Arnor with her big stick (to be fair she didnt know he was the prince and he is like i said the most annoying man in the world) and shes both at once and thats why shes the best

[laziarteest]

Where he goin’

[muppetjackrackham]

trying to explain the plot of love never dies to people who have only seen phantom is an endless source of entertainment that should always be exploited but said exploitation only comes from the infinite horror of having seen it beforehand and having to live with the fact that you now know two things:

1) love never dies is one of the most godawful dumpster fire “tell me you went through a bad divorce without telling me you went through a bad divorce” pieces of media out there and no revival has ever been able to change that 

2) it is still infinitely better than the source material it is based on 

[richardarmitagefanpage]

New photos of Richard with Ellie Colton  and Lewis Main. (April 13, 2023)

[elfietheespeon]

"Making Moves" (2/2)

[ellies-hollywood]

If there are any Old Hollywood comedians that you think I haven’t fallen for yet, then by all means please feel free to introduce me to them. Let’s speed up the inevitable!!!