#MBTI conversations

[the-intp-kid]

INFP: i think this guy and this girl are in a relationship

INTJ: proof?

INFP: I've seen them together often, and they seem pretty close

INTP: we often spend time together and aren't in some kind of polyamourus relationship, so your argument is not valid. i don't believe you until you give me some proofs

INTJ: yeah, they could be just friends, so you're saying that girls and boys can't be just friends and will always have romantic shits going on between them? what a stereotype. so, we don't take your invalid arguments. give us some proofs and we'll talk about it

INFJ: I'm sorry, INFP, but I'm with INTP and INTJ this time

INFP: but these two don't even know what romance is tho???

[antheiantics]

On the subject of love and gifts

INTP: I don't want gifts.

ENTJ: Yes, you do.

INTP: No.

ENTJ: Yes.

INTP: No.

ENTJ: Yes.

INTP: NO.

ENTJ: YES.

INTP: NOOOO

ENTJ: YEESSSSSS

INTP: No. 😭Stop it, I hate saying no.

ENTJ: I will get you a nice little gift and you're gonna love it. Or at least, let me feed you whatever you want.

INTP: I don't need love or-

ENTJ *continues mockingly*: - or food or sleep. Yes, you do, now shut it and let's watch the next episode.

INTP: 😭 (not crying, whining)

[notanotherinfjblog]

Acting on an emotion

INFJ: Okay, but in all seriousness: am I overreacting? I mean is it even as big of a deal as I perceive it to be?

ESTJ: Yes! It's not nice what they are doing and it's been bothering you for three days, so tell them that it's been bothering you. It's completely irrelevant if that's appropriate. Having that feeling is valid either way.

INFJ: I don't care if my feeling is valid, I care about whether it's appropriate to act on this feeling. It does matter to me what people think of me and I don't want to stop being on good terms with them just because I'm feeling some emotion.

ESTJ: In this situation it's irrelevant if they find your response appropriate. You find their behaviour unfair, so you think your reaction is appropriate. At some point you have to start standing up for yourself. Whether you do that or not is up to you, but you will not get an unemotional factually "correct" response to an emotional question.

INFJ: I don't like emotional questions. I don't want anyone to know I have emotions.

ESTJ: I know, but that doesn't make them go away.

[mindfloating]

I'm having a mbti crisis (fucking again, yes). I've read a lot about the differences between infj and intp, ni dom vs ti dom and each cognitive function but my head is actually exploding with so much information, which I don't even know if it gives away something and I'm just not seeing it? I don't know if the way i perceive information is logical and analytical because I do feel that it is sometimes but then again I'm all about patterns and that seems to be a recurring word in the infj archetype. I've always felt that I'm both intuition and rational, I don't really know where one begins but I just sometimes notice things and my head feels like a whole world with information that seems so useless but I can't help to gather from every single place i'm in? I don't even know, on the other side, I'm not clear minded and intuition oriented in a Ni way?? my head is all over the place and sometimes the amount of possibilities (another key word for Ne) overwhelms me HORRIBLY, like it freezes me, but I end up shutting every logical part of me to decide because otherwise i will never move on. Also I'm very much in tune with other people and sometimes it's so overwhelming to feel what other people feel and to be so conscious of every subtext in a social gathering is EXHAUSTING which is why i need so much alone time.

And lastly, i am future oriented but I don't know if it's in a Ni or Ne way. Let me give an example. Just a few seconds ago I've decided that I'm going to try and not put so many personal things in my phone because I know that a lot of people get robbed at least once in their lifes and it's very dangerous out there, especially now, so if someone were to take away my phone, all the things I care about would not be there. How would i do that? Taking pictures and printing them, keeping a journal instead of my phone notes, erase messages sometimes, etc.

I feel like with everything i wrote here It's kinda obvious but it really isn't to me, if someone has a piece of advice i would really appreciate it

[imenfp]

ENFP X INTJ

INTJ: So what I was say you have to be...

ENFP: *Look at his eyes*

INTJ: Are you okay?

ENFP: Yeah, yeah just continue

INTJ: O...Okay so what I was saying...

ENFP: *sigh, talk to themselves* He have ocean eyes...and I love it

[frog-worm-spring]

ENFP🐛 + INTJ🐈‍⬛ = ❤️‍🔥

[luv3art]

A few seconds before intj beating shit out of entp:

[scruffycatio]

ENFP 7w8 teasing INTJ 5w6 for kissing ENTP 7w6 while ISFP 9w1 is like 😒

ENFP: intj kissed entp!

INTJ: no I didn’t!

ENFP: yes you did!

INTJ: didn’t!

ENFP: diiiiiiiid

INTJ: did…not!

ENFP: did did did did did did did did did did did

ISFP: *Ahem*

ISFP: ugh I could break this tie ISFP: They totally did.

[olivesaforever]

ISFJ: remember guys, murder is never the answer

INTP: murder is the question

INTJ: and the answer is yes

[mbti-enemies]

enfp: hey intj we're friends right?

intj: normally I would say yes but I don't like where this is going

[the-intp-kid]

INTJ: who do you think, out of three of us —INTJ, INTP, and INFP, will live the longest?

INFJ: easy, it'll be INFP

INFP: huh? why?

INFJ: don't you realize these two just want to die young?

INTP: true, thank you so much

INTJ: yeah, very true

[rxtx44]

More MBTI conversations I’ve had, heard or read in the past 2 months so I can finally get rid of my notes:

[antheiantics]

Some things I found out after I got into MBTI (ENTJ observations) pt. 3

INTP are literal study monsters if the outcome is worth it. With that being said though, they still get good grades even without studying.

ENTP/ENFP love a good scandal. The first have a thing for controversy, the latters see it as a emotional outlet.

INTJ tend to seem open to conversation when in social situations or working but when it comes to people who are really close to them, they hold back and isolate, a lot. Same could be applied to ISTP.

Sometimes ISTJ are even more productive than ESTJ.

ENTJ have their productive and non-productive days and while it sometimes cause us stress, we always manage to catch up with unfinished business in the following days.

The love ISTJ and ESTJ have for charts, sheets, organising and planning is indomitable.

INFP are too good at empathy, that it makes me sick. These people could feel happy over their second cousin's child passing exam and it would be like a fiesta lasting for two days. Some days I almost wish I could do the same, but then I remember I'm me and as long as the kid is healthy and thriving I would be fine without making anything of it. (not trying to offend INFPs in any way, just mad respect for managing to hold onto an emotion for that long)

ISFP would finish the job and then forget to tell you they finished the job. Happened twice with a friend of mine in the past month.

ENFJs tend to save the situation by making a random comment and then somehow turning it into a full-blown discussion without even trying.

ENTJ get the "slip of the tongue" around 10-15 times when talking to a crush... Or presenting something of a high importance.

I'm astonished as to how easy ESFJ accept mistakes or rather seem to do it. Never seen a more unbothered person. Failure is more like a misstep to them. Also mad respect.

ESTJ stress out the whole room until the job is done. If they are stressed, then the whole room must be stressed.

When under pressure, INTJ shout. It's something along the lines of: "I CAN'T THINK WHEN ALL OF YOU ARE THINKING NEXT TO ME, GET OUT!"

This, I'm not sure if it applies to all ENTJ but: I was told that when I think about solving something like a problem or a creating a design (I study interior design), I tend to look straight ahead and move my eyes as if there are multiple boards in front of me. They told me my eyes darted up and down and from right to left the entire time, as if I was searching for something. Entering the mind palace is apparently how I operate.

Following that train of thought, I tend to "jerk awake" from that thinking process by suddenly getting up from my seat and saying "Alright, got it. We should do-"

[notanotherinfjblog]

Ni thinking and remembering

ENTJ: It's always so strange how you hear your voice in your head when you're thinking, but it's not actually what your real voice sounds like.

INFJ: If you think in words, yes.

ENTJ: What do you mean if you think in words? Don't all people think in words?

INFJ: Well, I don't, most of the time. My mind is mostly just ... empty. Or not empty, but more like everything is happening somewhere below the surface where I can't reach. It's quite peaceful. Kinda zen-like.

ENTJ: Okay, but ... how do you know what you're thinking if you can't think it?

INFJ: I don't know. I don't start a thought and think it through to the end. It's more like a soap bubble popping in my mind and thus releasing an entire thought process as a whole. It's like, when I have to make a decision, I don't think about it all. The decision will just come to me from my subconscious.

ENTJ: Yes, officer, and then my subconscious told me that it had decided to stab that guy and I was like "Sure! Why not?"

INFJ: You know damn well that's not what I meant.

ENTJ: Yeah, I think I get what you mean. I do think a lot in words, but what you're saying reminds me a lot of my back burner, if that's what you want to call it. I always have one or two things that I'm thinking of somewhere in the background that I don't have conscious access to. Like right now, I'm talking to you and I'm listening and thinking about your words, but at the same time I know that in the back of my mind, I'm figuring out a problem from work, but I'm not consciously thinking about it. I just know that that's going on somewhere simultaneously.

INFJ: What about memories? Do you have conscious access to them? Like, can you replay them in your mind like a movie or are they more abstract?

ENTJ: They are more abstract, definitely not like a movie. I mean, let's say I want to remember what I did on the weekend, an image of my couch will be flashing up in my mind, but I won't see myself, I don't know, press a button on a remote or something. I know what I did, but I don't see myself doing it. But when I'm thinking of a moment that happened, it's like I see an image of the place and then I can kind of zoom in on a certain spot or a certain time frame and recapitulate that. But still, it won't be like a movie and more the knowledge of person XY said so and so, but I won't really see or hear them say it again. I'd be the worst person to ask for a description of a person for a police sketch artist. I'd just be like "... yeah, he looked ... like a person. He was wearing clothes."

INFJ: Same. Not the zoom thing, that's freaky, but all the other stuff. The funny thing is, I'm actually really good at recognising people. I see a random stranger walking in front of me and immediately know that I saw them on the bus a few weeks ago or something. But don't ask me to describe what they look like because I don't know.

ENTJ: Exactly, it's like the visual memory is locked away somewhere and you can't access it.

INFJ: Yes! I always describe my memory as a library that I'm not allowed to enter, so I have to make a request for a book at the counter, but I don't remember what the book is called, so the librarian has no idea where to even start looking.

[cyberr-v0id]

‘Kill yourself’ is over used. ‘I hope that they change the questions on sixteen personalities so that you have to conduct your year long experiment again’ is scary. It’s possible. It’s happened before and it can happen again

[i-am-randomly-reblogging]

Sleep

INTP: Uh oh. ISTJ: What? INTP: It's almost 4 AM. ISTJ: INTP, please go to sleep. INTP: But I took a power nap earlier, does that not count? ISTJ: No. INTP: It should!! It was proper time! 8-11 PM! ISTJ: Go to sleep. Real sleep. INTP: It was a real sleep...