#ME TOOOO

[literaila]

that recent gojo fic… oh my god i need more…

well if you insist…

[coconutshygame]

It annoys me so much that despite of Rosanna's efforts, Charles didn't win grill the grid. God forbid a woman gets anything she works for😏

[chronic-boogara]

Hey hey, can I please have a matchup?

I'm an intp, pansexual and genderfluid, also Brazilian, just proud yk 🤪🤪(Go mostly by she/her he/him). I'm around 5'0, I have curly/wavy brown hair (short), hooded green eyes, I have really big thighs and uh breasts? I'm really pale, not really skinny, but not chubby yk? I don't really know my aesthetic, but people would call it "rockstar girlfriend".

I'm terrible at showing emotions (alexithymia 😭😭), an ambivert it depends on my mood, VERY impulsive, laugh easily, but I also cry easily, moody, kinda stubborn, kind, all about taking care of people I love, my friends say I'm funny and scary? HWIAKAKSJAI. Kinda a mom friend, cuz...mommy issues, anyways, I have quality time and acts of service as my love languages, really touch starved, so I get really touchy sometimes, also love giving gifts.

I love art, like all kinds, but music, bruh!!! I love singing, writing songs whatever. I'm obsessed with Greek mythology, I write about almost all the myths I find, cinema is also a big passion of mine, wanted to be an actor or a filmmaker, thrillers and slashers are my favorites definitely, love horses twas random, but it's true, I love twd, b99, rdr2 and some other things.

My best friend means the world to me, and I really value friendship, I don't have a big friend group, but I love them fr.

I hope you have the information you need, and I'm sorry about my grammar, English is not my first language. 🛐🛐



𝐢 𝗺𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡- 𝗺𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝗺𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬

♡your perfect slasher match is the shadow of haddonfeild himself, mr. michael myers. he’s not really built for love but once he gets accustomed to having you around he makes a decent partner.

♡mikey doesn’t much care about appearance but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t like the size difference. it was to feel your small hands in his when you hold his hand. and as for your body he doesn’t care at all. he loves you just the way you are it wouldn’t matter if you had seven arms,three eyes and purple skin you’re his lover and nothing will change that.

♡michael likes the more “emo” “punk” side of fashion so he quickly falls in love with the way you dress. if he’s feeling bold he will ask you to put eyeliner on his mask.

♡we all know mikey isn’t too good with emotions either so you’re in the same boat there. it’ll take a while for anything to blossom , feelings wise but he is a patient man. let’s not talk about how he is socially..because that side of him doesn’t exist. he loves how spontaneous you are. he doesn’t like to sit and think about decisions he’d much rather just act upon them.

♡as for you being scary michael things that’s a good thing. of course you don’t scare him but it’s good to have someone who is somewhat of an outcast like him.

♡michael didn’t hear much music growing up so you’ll have to introduce him to your favorites. he isn’t too picky at first but once he finds what he likes he refuses to listen to anything else.

♡he didn’t go to school for long so you’re free to teach him all about mythology,films, the arts whatever you want. it’s not like he has anything better to do anyway. he’s a very supportive partner, he thinks you can do absolutely anything and he will back you till the end.

♡he does enjoy tv but he only watches the dark and gritty stuff. brooklyn 99 is not funny to him though he does like rosa a lot. he just thinks she’s neat. he usually doesn’t process what’s infront of him anyway. he just stares. michael is such a picky person when it comes to media he enjoys.

♡mikey never had many friends growing up so please introduce yours to him. he’ll be nice, it’s a promise. he doesn’t understand the meaning of friendship just like love it’ll take time. he’s a pretty quick leaner for the most part. plus being a part of your life makes him so happy :)

♡though he’s not a perfect man michael will try his best for you. you’re the light in his life and he will do absolutely anything to keep those warm rays of sun shining in his grey life.

[papyrusswaghetti]

i genuinely love when people reblog my art of fanart i make of canon characters with their F/O tag…like fuck yeah i made this for you guys….

[crimsonstray]

[triona-tribblescore]

Spreading more "Blake Roman has a beautiful voice" propaganda uvu

tw// toxic relationship implications

[disgustinggf]

i got veinier hands than ur favourite tumblr doms <3

[forged-in-kaoss]

they're eepy

[trulymadlykiki]

I hope he gets his tits out x

anon, i like the way you think😈

[deartouya]

I VOTE MH THEME ITS SO CUTE I MISS MONSTER HIGH

IT'S SETTLED !! i'll be changing it to the mh theme over the weekend <33

[sirguyofdykesborn]

deftones mascara plays evily in the background

[cocoacake]

uhhh i have nothing to say other than squishmallow majima. i need u

[lonelyzarquon]

DOCTOR WHO | Death in Heaven

[vajazzly]

give me walburga who really thought she was gentle parenting. that she was breaking the cycle of abuse because she doesnt force them into engagements with their cousins when theyre six, and she spends time with them when theyre young instead of letting the nannies raise them until theyre ready for polite company, and she buys them toys and ice cream, and she keeps orion away from the kids when hes angry, who tries to give sirius a better childhood than she had. whos angry at sirius for leaving because why cant he just be grateful, why cant he understand how much better he had it!!

[guardian-angle22]

Tarlos Wedding Celebration Event [Week 5] -> favorite s2 moment(s)-> all the flirty banter

[potato-lord-but-not]

“There’s something aesthetically pleasing about the word noon. Its palindromic spelling feels appropriate for the middle of the day, when the sun is directly overhead and the hands on the clock are pointed upward in a straight line. It’s even spelled with letters found more or less in the middle of the alphabet.” (“What Time Is…” par. 1)

Perhaps unfortunately for my argument, this article goes on to explain how the word ‘noon’ originally referred to the ninth hour of the day, that of course being 3 o’clock; because the sun and with it the people rose at six. It is derived from the Latin word for ‘ninth’, ‘nonus’. The word’s meaning apparently shifted during the twelfth century, because of the prayers of monastic orders. The second of three daily prayers would occur at noon, and the time of this prayer eventually became earlier, landing at twelve. This is believed to have been so the monks could break their fast sooner. Of course, this is not universally agreed upon and other theories include shifts in seasonal daylit hours, and European Medieval people’s struggles to have accurate timekeeping.

None of my sources suggest that three o’clock was considered the middle of the day at any point in time, therefore I would like to argue that the word noon did not originally refer to the middle of the day, but eventually, when it was given to the time that is more deserving of that title, came to do so. I believe that the denotation “middle of the day” is something that is both scientifically and culturally awarded, and that for whatever reason the people (however unknowingly) creating the Old/Middle English language believed twelve o’clock to be so. If you wish to create your own cultural norms, by all means go ahead, just remember that the word culture refers to a group, so you’ll need to find some people who agree with you. (Which, hey, maybe you already have, maybe most people agree with you and I’m just being pedantic.)

Anyways um hi, sorry about this, I did in fact make a tumblr account solely to send you this, because the idea of doing so was too funny to me to not.  Also, I just discovered that the Oxford English Dictionary website has a pay wall these days and I am DEVASTATED I tell you, devastated. But yeah, I’ll stop, have a good weekend, I love you, I hope your morning spent on public transit hasn’t been too boring.

Works Cited

“Culture Definition & Meaning.” Merriam-Webster, Merriam-Webster, www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/culture. Accessed 2 Mar. 2024.

“Noon (n.).” Online Etymology Dictionary, www.etymonline.com/word/noon. Accessed 2 Mar. 2024.

“What Time Is ‘Noon’?” Merriam-Webster, Merriam-Webster, www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/noon-history-ninth-prayer-hour-nones. Accessed 2 Mar. 2024.

OFC you’re leaving citations on A TUMBLR ASK OH MY GODDD anyway I do believe I’m starting a cultural shift because everyone I’ve asked so far has NOT said mid-day is noon they’ve ranged from 11-1 to 1-2 (albeit a bit earlier than my 2-3 answer but STILL)

Yknow what fuck it let’s do a poll bb

anyywayyyy everyone say hi to my girlfrienddd give them a nice warm welcome to tumblr <3