#MY ACTUAL BAE

[lukazade]

Good morning!

[goodfellowe]

how we feeling baers

[belovedgamers]

“What if I just called you ‘babe’, Jimmy?”

I see a lot of new Joel and/or Jimmy viewers and some older ones wonder when they started calling each other babe in the life series, empires or really any video. I’d like to point y’all to MCC All Stars. These were our humble beginnings and none of us have been free ever since

[shroombell]

currently being steamrolled by lack of motivation but im gonna sisyphus my way through it 👹

closeups

[akkpipitphattana]

another first kanaphan character that many people refuse to acknowledge is a red flag is akk. you guys remember when he almost committed vehicular manslaughter and also almost committed arson

[mobius-m-mobius]

Loki 1x02 // 2x06 (anon requested parallels between Loki stealing hearts jobs 😉)

[remotewatch]

Here's a tentative masterlist

All js smut unless stated otherwise

I’m new to posting so everything is gonna look busted until I figure out/bring myself to care about banners and whatnot

Edited by @mystardustmelodyyy <3

Minors begone! I’m setting out glue traps

Take a Gander:

This Hoover is a Kennedy! -in a tent

handprints, footprints all on my glass -in a van

for this simp I have no sympathy -in his office

- part two section a - on that phone etc

no class, some integrity! -on his golf course

some call it arrogance -on the paddle board

nothing but a sentence -on your period

make that mfer BAM -in his soup

can’t hit it one time, multiple -in the reproductive freedom bus

two pretty-ass friends, we besties -on vday with a friend

Moodboards:

sugar baby part two

sugar baby part two the second

vogue coworkers

siren reader

miami rally

off label

quarantine marathon

barbie doll

law students

[REDACTED]

white house staffer

Misuse of the Genius App:

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I’ll also be writing for some Devon Bostick characters once this phase calms down. Joaquin and Billy I’m on your ass don’t get comfy

[megumisloverr]

I wanna overstimulate a subby nerd off to the point of tears, watching him whine and sob about how it's too much while i reassure him that he can handle one more. i wanna watch him thrust into my hand desperately, bucking his hips up to match my thrusts as his glasses start to fog up. wanna watch his cum cover my hand, slowing my hand down before picking the pace back up as he cries

[inpursuitofnunchi]

there are very few dramas that burrow their way so deep into my heart that they become a part of my soul, my conscience - don't get me wrong, i like/love A LOT of dramas (im a serial liker/lover you can say) - but with some dramas, it's like I have a perpetual hangover. Kinda like "the one - kdrama version" (assume the one to be a group with a small number of elements) (sorry my stem ass is showing) (also sorry for the endless brackets, my adhd is also showing)

Anyway, the point is i am pretty sure that Love Next Door is on the verge of joining this set already inhabited by Hometown Cha-Cha-Cha, Misaeng and My Mister.

[yujinslovr]

CW: humiliation, toxic relationship, cheating, lmk if there’s anything else!

gp!womanizer kkura??? saw that one clip of her saying “it’s so fun to excite girls” and i can’t get that shit outta my head and her saying she’s kissed so many girls she doesn’t feel anything anymore???? I NEED HER

ughhh she wld totally be the type to like fuck you to get herself off and if you cum along the way then good for you. SKDKSKSK SHE’D BE SO TOXIC OMG

“idk why you’re being so possessive over me? if you’re not doing a good enough job on pleasing me then i should be able to find pleasure elsewhere.”

URGH HER HOLDING THIS ABOVE YOUR HEAD TO FORCE YOU INTO ACTING OUT HER WEIRD KINKS@;$@(&

“c’mon baby, for me?”

forcing you to go out in public with a fucking dog collar on reading ‘sakura’s property’😵‍💫😵‍💫 STOP OMG PULLING AT IT WHILE YELLING AT YOU IN PUBLIC(&((!&;;4839;;

“you’re nothing more than a toy for my pleasure, you’re lucky i’m even with you right now. i have so many girls i cld be fucking instead of wasting my time with you”

NO IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE HOLY SHIT shes the type to not give two shits about how you feel. you’re sad? not her problem. only time she pays attention to you is when she wants to fuck you. you doing whatever she wants just so that she won’t cheat, bcz you js love her sm and can’t seem to accept shes toxic and bad for you.

OKAY BUT LIKE WHAT IF SHE WS THE BEST GF EVER WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED DATING???? like no joke flowers daily, good morning and goodnight texts also daily. like that being the reason you’re still with her and why you always listen to her. hoping that she changes BUT SHE NEVER DOES($@;!(;!:

no and not only her personality, the sex too, it was too good to ever let go of. she didn’t even have to try to get you off for you to be seeing stars🤭🤭🤭 shes js that good at it. URGHH SHED BE INSANE WITH HUMILIATION OMFG

“hm? what happened? i thought you were mad right? so mad started moaning my name and came ‘round my cock?”

not even being able to respond due to the embarrassment you were feeling :((( you were so upset, she came back with hickeys you definitely did not give and smelling different from what she usually smelled like. you hating your body for reacting to her like this. you hated yourself for the moans of pleasure that would leave your throat.

OMG EVERYTIME YOU TRY TO BREAK UP W HER SHE FUCKS YOU OUTTA MAKING THAT DECISION!?&(&(&$(

“such a fucking slut for my cock, you wouldn’t be able to last a day without being stuffed full of it”

in the end you could never seem to leave her, just hope for your old kkura to come back:(((

[mo-ok]

little guy saga continues this time with the biggest little guys you've ever seen 🤖

[euphoric-mars]

moonstruck.

[sp3akfromtheart]

oh my god miracle day episode 5 what the fuck what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK

[simplyghosting]

Sensible me: I should learn to use the zorn palette. It’s a good challenge on color limitation, creation, and theory. It’s cheap and you own all the colors.

Evil me: buy all the colors used in the Peter rabbit illustrations. You own none of them and they’re all expensive and also you’ve never figured out how to use watercolor in a finished piece. Having money and sense of realistic goals is for chumps.

[rainyfey]

We took the christmas tree down yesterday (TT_TT) and I am coping the only way I know how: by being silly about it.

[akemiluvr]

Posting

My friend suggested that I start posting on Tumblr in order to make more friends.... so if there's anybody who want to be moots and is also into The Hobbit, LOTR, Good Omens, Our Flag Means Death, Hannibal, What We do in the Shadows, Blue Eye Samuri, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Hamilton or literally is just willing to be moots. Give me a follow and I will follow you back! <3