#Mapicc and rose are there too

[aipurjopa]

we’re all stifling at the bottom of a dustbin

no lighting

[derww]

ok ive been thinking abt it for far too long not to make a tearlist. lsers and their attitude to the custom-made weapons & who among them is forging them

disclamer: I don't really know that much about weapons and forging & will appreciate suggestions, but not criticism. after all, these are just headcannons.

– s4 zam receives a blade, court sword, from subz after joining eclipse, s5 zam – from bacon after few months of gucci&pirates union, and its a sable.

– s4 mapicc and ro keep the swords made for them by rekrap and they are like really fancy, cast in appropriate shades and with carved handles

– flame's weapons are made by only_a_squid and smuggled to lifesteal

– hannah brought with her an elegant rapier with a hilt covered with thorny roses

– amy made a godslayer sword in s5. and wemmbu gen prefers to use custom weapons, loving their convenience and fanciness.

– minute usually does not bother, but knightfall and vengeance are custom made and sometimes he gifts swords to his teammates.

– all staboodles are forged by clown. they are pretty similar, translucent glassy but very sharp swords, but differ in colors and smaller shapes.

– 4c, bacon and rekrap forge custom weapons, but they do not use them themselves

– clown has a huge assortment from swords and axes to scythes and maces, both made by him and taken from the bodies of enemies

– s4 subz uses swords and axes forged by him, whose appearance reflects the name

– squiddo's weapon is not a sword, I'm not sure what, but I think its a huge orange rubber hammer

– branzy always carries a sword gifted to him by a clown

– mid recevives a cool custom sword from someone every new season

– i don't think chief actually thinks about it too much, but hoplite is built on custom op weapons so he uses them atleast there

– planet does not like custom weapons like sooo much, their maximum is to carve out something on the already existing normal sword. he can still use the ones that belong to others as a joke, but not for long

– jumper: yes if its her teammate's gift. she wouldnt ask, but she'll smile and laugh and say thanks and use it until the end of the season.

– jepexx: id say no, but he wants to look cool.

– parrot would use custom weapons if he got it from somewhere, but just like any other weapon. bro wins dont care game

– actually i think that poafa also can be making custom weapons as a part of Making Art. but he doesn't care what he uses in battle. perhaps he would like to make something for others, or have beautiful tools just for aesthetics and convenience.

– terrain: is it custom-made? not anymore lol. look, this is an absolutely ordinary sword, you can craft it on any crafting table. how did I do what? i didn't do anything.

– and I have no idea where leo got the apo equip from, but he definitely didn't forge it himself lol

[lifesteal-headcanons]

Guess who's back...back again...🌌💫anons back...tell a friend... /ref

I'm on Lifesteal episode 164 out of 592 btw (I say copeingly)

Anyways SPOKE!

Part 2, Spoke:

Some sort of wither demon creature thingy… (Has a rainbow exposed ribcage and shit bc rahh cool…)

Probably fights abnormally if startled, so like biting people, scratching them… (Cus idk bro's ravenous)

Probably is venomous too, making someone feel sluggish if he bites them.

Bro's blood is RGB cus why the hell not.

Has Rainbow eyelashes and freckles (HE'S A WALKING PRIDE FLAG IM SORRY-)

Has rainbow cracks that grow on him the more hearts he gets.

His skin is unnaturally tough, almost scale-like but smooth ig?? (I think bro is secretly a gecko…)

He's actually a pretty average height, but he wears extra thick soled sneakers to appear taller. He probably lets his teammates sign the shoes, and doodles on them from time to time.

His tail is basically an extra head, like a withers, it's just smaller. It has a mouth, eyes, and everything. It's really unpredictable tho and often bites people when he doesn't want it to… (He named it Spike btw)

Eyes are like lamps, they fucking glow bro…it does make it hard for him to hide in dark places tho.

He's probably extremely radioactive. Take a geiger counter to that bitch and it would probably explode.

His tongue is split like a snakes, and he often subconsciously tests the air with it to sense if something is off. Or just bleps at people, one of the two…

He can hear extremely well, he doesn't really know why though.

One of his fangs fell out at one point (Probably from biting someone) So he replaced it with a tooth that can glow in the dark because he's based. (I think I subconsciously stole this from another headcanon… so you could call it...a Headcannonsteal… >:3 /silly)

Can grow wither roses on command bc of him being part wither, usually likes to give them to teammates (And laughs at them when they get the withering effect)

Basks in the sun like a lizard, he's not even cold blooded, he just likes to do it.

He has a REALLY hard time trying not to burst out laughing in nerve wracking situations. His coping mechanism is humor, and he WILL die laughing in the middle of a battle if he feels like it.

Always keeps a stick of TNT in his back pocket, no matter where he's going he has it for the worst case scenarios. (I'm willing to bet he named it something stupid too, and just replaces it like nothing happened if he has to use it.)

Sleeps in the weirdest spots/positions, I imagine Mapicc finding him somehow sleeping upside down like a bat once, and being incredibly confused.

When he's not sleeping weirdly, he watches people sleep like a fucking sleep paralysis demon. Like- full on at the edge of the bed scarring the absolute shit out of them, and he fucking loves it.

People often mistake him for a teenager because of the way he acts, and honestly he just rolls with it, no one really knows his real age bc of it.

(HELP WHO SHOULD I DO NEXT???)

-🌌💫

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[cloneximio-877]

day 3: civilization

words: somewhere between 500 and 1000

characters: Spoke

Pull, pull, pull, pull. Plant, plant, plant, plant. Simple, numbing, repeatitive. It gets too boring after you go through two rows; there's nothing new and exciting in this routine, but it sort of rewards you: numbers of carrots in his inventory grows with insane speed, and when he finishes, there are few full stucks. He goes to a little storage building nearby and puts them into chest; there's wooden walls, flickering light from lanterns that swing from side to side from wind coming in and out, and chest, rows and rows of chests with stucks and stucks of carrots. Insane amounts of carrots. Much more carrots than a normal minecraft player would need to keep. They do need them, tho: disappearance of almost all villagers from the server created a nice business opportunity to sell people food that is not that easy to get now. Like golden carrots. The thing they are specifically making.

Well, Spoke admits, they are going a little overboard with it, because this "carrot civilization" bit is still funny to them. Or maybe it's not even a bit anymore. Can a thing be called a bit when it becomes a center of your entire life?

Yes, they got a little too excited when saw carrots in some random village when flying away from Ash's house in Far Lands. ("Were the villagers already gone back then?" - Spoke asks himself and couldn't remember.) But how did it lead to them building entire civilization with their own hands, theme centered around carrots and only them, he still has no idea. Everything around him is orange - they went to search a few hundreds of blocks away just to collect orange wood for building, with green roofs (some of them - purely emeralds, since they are completely useless now, but still as shiny and pretty as ever) and signs everywhere naming every single house (maybe a habit from mafia time), which makes entire village to look ripped straight from some cartoon.

It also looks like a normal minecraft gameplay, nothing like massive grandiose builds on mafia territory, or Wanders from much, much time ago, or obvious intimidating prisons, or opposition bases. It's weirdly comforting. Spoke always thought he's the one to like bigger things, giant castles made specifically for him, with details and patterns and delicate interior, bigger ambitions, like ruling the world, but now he thinks that waking up to a scenery of one more castle rising up behind his window would make him throw up, and ruling the world reminds so much of Ash that it makes him feel more of fear and much less of desire.

There's something nice about simplicity of carrot fields and wooden houses, something warm and familiar, reminding of hanging out with Rose's family or urgently making the most incompetent team on the server. It's nice to go narrow roads between houses and see "Planet's house! :D" or "Mapicc" on signs, see flowers planted in rows and decorative pots put near doors. It's nice to see faces and not invis particles; it's nice to feel taste of steak or stew or apple on his tongue and not the same sickening taste of the same potion over and over. It's nice to close his eyes and not having to be scared of anything other that burning zombie at his door in the morning; it's nice to be called Spoke and not Fish Bucket.

[zylian]

Zy summary of the ls assassins spin-off session 2

(There was so much going on so I just wrote stuff down)

Spoke (!)

Spoke got spawn kill on ivory after she died, getting his target immediately

Spoke killed Zam for loot (Zam said betrayal)

Spoke doing that didn’t allow Ashswag to assassinate Zam who was following him (Spoke unintentionally helping or intentionally???)

Spoke tries to bargain w/ ppl and gets hunted (escapes tho)

Eventually gets stuck on nether roof

He tried to help Pangi get help with the Wemmbu kill

Fanst & Reddoons + ivory team (Ruthless)

Fanst lied to Minute about his target being Zam (it was Minute) but this time minute realized before the betrayal (he got hunted down/eliminated)

Redd & ivory got eliminated so they went on a vile t rampage

Wemmbu & Minutetech (Loyal?)

Teamed with Parrots cause of the “deal” (Parrot kill for Mapicc killing Jaron)

Made an honest attempt at trying to get Jaron

Parrot let Wemmbu get the kill since there was no time to look for Jaron

Minute lost to fanst (hunted)

Zam, Delilah, Ro & Jaron team (Got hunted at the start)

(Leo was not at this session)

Zam got his Reddoons target, next target was Ro so he just went into hiding

Whole team sky based and got hunted for so long (Ro was mining at this time)

Jaron survived, changed skin and somehow killed 4c

Delilah couldn’t kill Fanst, it was too late when she tried to run and got assassinated by Subz

Jarons next target became Subz but there was 2 min so they didn’t go after him (Subz announced his coords in chat he got bored)

Zams teams now hates Subz for next session cause she was the only one on the team that wanted to stay alive

Ro assassinated Allrich & later killed Fanst to get the diamond gear off of him

Mapicc, Parrot, Vortex (want to kill everyone for gear)

Vortex who killed Rose (1st target) got Ash (2nd target) and murdered him.

Vortex got Zam (3rd target) off of Ash but he chose not to kill him since he’s already killed 2 targets

Vortex said Subz was a better target than Jaron since Mapicc could at least fight him

Parrots target was Vortex and chooses to use the revive next

Mapicc is angry & wants to go an a murder spree (don’t know if he will be revived next round)

Also here’s proper standings after everything from a Zam tweet: