#Maxi's AUs

[millionsofmaxime]

Augustine: All of a sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

Augustine: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

Augustine, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Augustine: Hello Cynthia! Cynthia: Augustine: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Riley: Bye Augustine! Bye Cheryl! Bye Cynthia! Bye Cyrus! Bye Augustine! Cheryl: You said ‘bye Augustine’ twice. Riley: I like Augustine.

Augustine: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.

Cynthia: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.

Agustine: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.

Cynthia: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? Augustine: Neither. Augustine: Because it's twelve.

Riley: You're alive. Augustine: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Riley: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Augustine: Probably because I’m insane with a long history of violence. Riley: Augustine: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

Cynthia: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Augustine: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

Augustine: Did you win? Or just not die? Augustine: Either way, hooray. Lysandre: ...Is "no" a valid answer? Augustine: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.

Augustine: If I die, you can have what little I own. Riley: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Augustine: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Riley: Riley: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

Cynthia: You know what I’ve realized? Riley: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? Cynthia: Nice try, anyways-

Augustine, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Riley, standing in front of Augustine: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen* Augustine, crying: Please...stop...

Cyrus: Are they stupid? Cynthia: Yes, but they prefer to be called Augustine.

Rowan: I hope you have an explanation for this. Augustine: We have three actually- Cynthia: Pick your favourite.

Cynthia: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Augustine. Rowan, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff? Cynthia: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Rowan: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? Cynthia: You wanted fake blood? Rowan: Cynthia: I’ll go call Augustine.

Rowan, watching Augustine do something stupid: Cynthia, you're officially only the second highest risk here. Cynthia: Hell yeah! I'm gonna— Rowan: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

[shittyutmv]

the bride and the ugly ass groom... original meme and credit under cut

[Cross by jakei95 dream by jokublog]

[dreadmanconcepts]

i got told i should post these so people can see them. i hope you like these designs i did, they're for a pokemon AU where the trainers are pokemon and their teams are members of the facility they work at/their friends :D im still unsure if i should keep charon an abomasnow or not

[abiding-by-the-laws-of-color]

Me (ghost) and Condor cooked up a trainer AU for these two!! We have our own versions but it’s mostly the same kind of vibes/tone. Here they’re 17-18 going into college because boy do you get a nice 2-3 months of nothing after graduating (at least where I was).

I gave them a full party as well! Though not all of their Pokèmon are drawn here. The Altaria is wild though!

~ Here’s the teams I made for them listed down under the cut! ~

They’re not mono type and I would take all day explaining my choice But these just seem like fitting Pokemon for them (in my personal opinion)

Archie’s team

Maxie’s team

Goofy names my beloved :) definitely a bit of theming in them too! Though I didn’t really get in too deep for them. I they Also do have their Canon party member that aren’t here, the Poochyenas/Mightyenas are somewhere in their hometowns and Muk and Weezing is for another post (that I hopefully will make!)

[thedragonhermit]

It's the 10th anniversary of the release of ORAS this year, and it's 8 years since I first started working on a combination of the May Is The Adopted Child of Hardenshipping au and the Archie/Maxie Are Possessed By Kyogre/Groudon au (with a twist of May x Zinnia) and making it my own sort of take on a Delta Emerald type thing. And, well, I've recently started working on it again (no promises about actually posting a finished fanfic, even though it's been 8 years 💀) and ended up redrawing the art I made for it back in 2016!

Original under the cut :)

[ourobororos]

once upon a time i wanted to draw the pokebosses all as cats and i finally got around to finishing it 😼 i like the idea of interpreting them as regular #normal cats.... some thoughts and hcs for them below the cut bc its fun to stink about

giovanni- classic tuxedo tomcat. well taken care of but spends a lot of time prowling around... kind of the leader of the local outdoor cat community. social and charming but will always win a fight if challenged

maxie- very vocal siamese... usually stays indoors but occasionally goes out + likes to roll around in dirt. standoffish and doesnt like to be pet + gets into fights constantly with the annoying tabby next door

archie- scruffy long haired tabby who spends most of his time outdoors, esp by rivers to stare at the fish... very friendly to everyone but likes picking fights with the stuck-up siamese cat next door

cyrus- exclusively indoor tiny sphynx. glares at all the outdoor cats through the window on his tall perch

ghetsis- fluffy male tortoiseshell. nobody knows where he lives, seen outside a lot but always well-groomed and well-fed. charming so you let your guard down and then he swats when you least expect it

lysandre- massive purebred maine coon... extremely pampered and only gets the royal treatment from his owners of course. rarely goes outside and is grossed out by all the outdoor cats and their dirty coats

guzma- huge scruffy tabby, rare ghost coloration. escaped his home young and became the leader of a group of feral stray cats... aggressive and REFUSES to get caught by humans without putting up a fight

lusamine- purebred ragdoll... very fancy show cat part of a line of them- never ever goes outside but likes chatting with the outdoor cats through her custom built catio screen. always showing off her kittens

rose- purebred british shorthair, very friendly but out of touch and gets picked on by the other cats due to his pampering and rarely going outdoors. skittish and picky about his food

colress- russian blue. nobody knows if hes a well taken care of stray or an outdoor housecat, but travels far and wide and never stays put for long. the cats think he and ghetsis might be from the same household(?) but nobody knows the truth

[socialbunny]

 Skip has always found a way to work through his problems and turn them around with relative ease, but the sudden death of his wife, Brandi, has brought his mostly carefreeness towards his children  to a stand-still. With two freshly traumatized children and a newborn under his belt, can Skip juggle turning his shitty ass life around for his family, or will he crumble under the weight of his past mistakes?

Darleen hasn’t been the same since her husband, Darren, died, though she’d be quick to argue with you if you said anything of the sort. She’s FINE! She misses her husband, undoubtedly, but she’s not going to let that very, very, very tiny thing wreck her whole life, and she’s not going to let people give her grief about ANYTHING. Sure, she got fired from her job a few months back and hasn’t made any strides to find a new one, and she’s losing touch with her son as she goes and squanders all her responsibilities by partying and drinking on par with younger years, aaaaaaaaaaaaand the almost obsessive idealistic crush she’s developed on her neighbor is clouding the second half of her judgment, but she’s bounced back from worse and knows everything’s going to come up Darleen :) …………. hopefully

[gleaming-glasses]

swap au where Maxie is the rambunctious scallywag and Archie is the one with a stressy job and big coat

As far as a story goes for Archie it taps into my head canon that he was mentored by Mr. Briney when he was younger and in this au followed more in his footsteps and became a sailor, and eventually captain, instead of a pirate.

Idk why Maxie’s a cowboy other then if Archie’s a pirate in canon then Maxie is a cowboy in this swap scenario

If these were Sygna suits Maxie would have a mudsdale and Archie would have a pelipper

[feketeribizli]

jackson the kinda guy to not give a fuck

[k-chips]

Design for Zelda Botw/Totk Hardenshipping au me and @derpyfangirl were talking about

They’re obviously a couple, they go to cute dates together and they fight side by side to protect each other and their domains

AND

Maxie isn’t a mad evil king of demons.

I had this idea in mind for months and finally I drew it lol

[rainbowpufflez]

Made these rq to show how I think the Rainbow Rocket members see each other

I decided ultimately not to include Guzma cause my thought is he helps the heroes like canon

Lusamine and Rose are there tho cause they fit right in with everyone else

Subject to change but yeah basically this is it lmao

[millionsofmaxime]

Augustine & Cynthia: *doing the science* Rowan: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to do more experiments? Augustine: *silence* Cyrus: *silence* Rowan, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? Augustine & Cynthia in shame: Yeah...

Diantha: You can track Lysandre? Augustine: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

Cynthia: Why don't I like this person? Riley: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder. Cynthia: Maybe it's because their name is "Augustine". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous? Riley: No. Cynthia: That's because your name is "Riley".

Cynthia, Entering Riley's room: Augustine did it again. Riley: Peace disturbance? Cynthia: What no- Riley: Arson..? Cynthia: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY- Riley: uh....Attempted murder? Cynthia: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

Augustine: Cynthia has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them. Riley: That can't be true! Augustine: Watch this. Augustine: Hey Cynthia, race you to the bottom of the stairs! Cynthia: *Throws themself out a window*

Riley: Ladies, gentlemen and Cynthia, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Augustine: A llama? Riley: No. Augustine: A baby llama? Riley: No! Augustine: A baby llama with a little hat on? Riley: NO!

Diantha: Augustine won’t come out of their room! Lysandre: Just tell them I said something. Diantha: Like what? Lysandre: Anything factually incorrect. Diantha, shrugging: If you say so. Augustine, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

Lysandre: I hate you sometimes. Augustine: Well according to this picture Riley drew of us holding hands that's not true. Lysandre: Augustine, you drew that. Augustine: It doesn't matter.

*Riley is comforting Augustine* Riley: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because Lysandre is someone else’s problem now.

Lysandre: Thanks for not telling Augustine what happened. Diantha, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

Augustine: Who wants to make fifty bucks? Cynthia: How? Augustine: I need someone to take the fall. Cynthia: What did you do? Augustine: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Riley, from the other room: Oh my god. Augustine: ... Riley: OH MY GOD! Cynthia: Make it a hundred. Augustine: Deal.

Cynthia: It’s funny how well you and Lysandre get along. Didn’t they hate you at first? Augustine: Lysandre hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

Augustine: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation. Lysandre: So you're just gonna wait until Riley is in danger and save them? Augustine: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them. Lysandre: ... Lysandre: You're insane.

Augustine: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Augustine: Riley is still mad about it, but me and Cynthia were drunk and thought it was funny.

Diantha: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club. Augustine: What club? Lysandre: The hating Augustine club. Augustine: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

Cyrus, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Cynthia, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Lysandre, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Augustine, appalled: Call the exorcist.

Cheryl: Ducks are better than rabbits. Cynthia: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. Cyrus: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Cynthia: We’re not talking about flavour, Cyrus! Cyrus: Flavour counts! Cynthia: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Lysandre: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? Cynthia: Okay, but- Lysandre: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? Cyrus: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! Cynthia: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, CYRUS! Cyrus: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, CYNTHIA! Cheryl: I- Jesus-

Cynthia: So, are they your friend or... Augustine: They’re like Cheryl, but if Cheryl was ordered to be around you. Cynthia: Oh, so Riley. Augustine: Precisely!

*Everyone is playing a board game together* Riley: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Cheryl: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Cynthia: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Augustine: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Cynthia: *flips the board*

Cheryl: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Cynthia: Weight loss? Drink water. Augustine: Clear skin? Drink water. Riley: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Augustine: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Riley, exasperated: WHY?!? Riley points at Cynthia: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR! Riley points at Cyrus: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! Riley points at Augustine: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Riley: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

Augustine: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Rowan. They're mad at you. Rowan: No, it's Cynthia. They're just being grammatically correct! *meanwhile* Cynthia: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. Riley: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Cynthia: I stand by my choice.

[shittyutmv]

They tried to play good cop bad cop but dream immediately got too sad and gave up

[Ink by Comyet Cross by Jakei Nightmare & Dream by Jokublog Killer by Rahaf]

[president-homewrecker-arts]

oh how the turns have tabled

dads are gonna get grounded for this one

[abiding-by-the-laws-of-color]

Week’s been a bit rough but thank goodness for me procrastinating on watching Atla for like 70 years this shit slaps. Anyways. Pretty straightforward post, I have brainworms and I made an AU :]

also made the other two elements w/ my takes on May and Brendan that I’ll yap about sooner or later…

-ghost

[inkwell-illustrations]

Maxie draws Angel

Angel: I sat here and posed for like 10 minutes let me see the product

5 year old Maxie: *picks up the paper sniffling*

Angel: *looks at the drawing* Is that me?

5 year old Maxie sniffling and on the verge of crying: *nods*

Angel trying his best not to laugh: No no it's nice it's so nice, oh I've never.. I've never looked better!

Husk: *laughing in the background*

Angel: Ooh where were you, where were you when it was time for senior photos?

5 year old Maxie about to cry: Papa I don't think it looks good!

Angel: it is fantastic, just tell ok! You know what? I've never seen nothing like this before I just want you to just keep up keep it up ok?

5 year old Maxie crying: Why was daddy laughing?

Angel: Daddy don't know what he's doing anyway! That's how you say that's a great drawing in French!

Husk: *wheezing*