#source: vines

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Eddie: *during arts and crafts* Wally, what did you make?

Wally: *holds up a heart-shaped card with glittery letters spelling CUNT written on it*

Eddie: *jaw drops*

Wally: *smiles* ♡See You Next Time.♡ On the back!

Howdy: *breaks down in a fit of laughter*

Eddie: ...

Wally: *innocently* C. U. N. T. See you next time!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Heavy: *rubs the stubble growing on his chin* Does Soldier have shaving cream?

Soldier: No, maggot, I don't like the way it tastes.

Heavy: *pauses* ...you eat shaving cream?!

Soldier: *lifts his helmet to stare at Heavy perplexed*

Soldier: No! Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?

[inkwell-illustrations]

Maxie draws Angel

Angel: I sat here and posed for like 10 minutes let me see the product

5 year old Maxie: *picks up the paper sniffling*

Angel: *looks at the drawing* Is that me?

5 year old Maxie sniffling and on the verge of crying: *nods*

Angel trying his best not to laugh: No no it's nice it's so nice, oh I've never.. I've never looked better!

Husk: *laughing in the background*

Angel: Ooh where were you, where were you when it was time for senior photos?

5 year old Maxie about to cry: Papa I don't think it looks good!

Angel: it is fantastic, just tell ok! You know what? I've never seen nothing like this before I just want you to just keep up keep it up ok?

5 year old Maxie crying: Why was daddy laughing?

Angel: Daddy don't know what he's doing anyway! That's how you say that's a great drawing in French!

Husk: *wheezing*

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lucy, pouring a bowl of cereal: *a lemon falls out*

Lucy: well, when life gives you lemons

*later*

George: why is Lucy throwing lemons at people from her bedroom window?

Kipps: I don’t know

Kipps: at this point, I’m scared to ask

[incorrect-inkwell-quotes]

Jenny: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds! Niko: We going to McDonalds if I don't do my work? Jenny: No!

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Saber's father: Saber, what do you have in your hand?

6-year-old Saber: A knife!

Saber's father: NO!

[iamfandomtrashandimproud]

Drolta: Hey, Im lesbian.

Olrox:..I thought you were Egyptian?

[poppitron360]

WE ARE NOW IN THE JASON DERULO MONTHS!!!!

[onikiribattousai]

Mai: If there's one thing in this in this house i know how to do it is how to cook.

Alastor: Alright, dear. What are you making? Fire over there?

Mai: *saw the burning pan that she used to cook Jambalaya* OH MY GOD !!!!!!

[animinarts]

More Vine inspired shenanigans ^-^

[pkmnincorrectquotes]

Melli: This is how I enter our house. *saunters in* What’s up fuckers?!

Adaman: Why are you in my room?!

Melli: Fuck you, that’s why!

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Julie: *singing* It's a mental breakdown!

Julie: *plays an off-key kazoo*

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: "Road work ahead?" Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

[inkwell-illustrations]

Angel reading to baby Maxie: The cow says “moo”, butterfly don't say nothing, pig says “you have the right to remain silent”!

[bejeweled-wahlberg]

Henry: Hey Hey Justin Guess what

Justin: What?

Henry: *Does the whip and nae nae*

Justin:…….I WILL HURT YOU *Runs After Him*

Henry: AH SH*T *Runs*

[prettymilotic]

Karenn: Hey Bro. What do you want to eat ?

Erika's deamon side: The souls of the innocent

Erika: A bagel

Erika's deamon side: No !

Erika: Two bagels

(Yes they call themselves "Bro", deal with it !)