#Michael MacAulay

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[observingthearchivesfromafar]

Case #: 0122204

Name: The Angler Fish

Audio transcript by: Jonathan Sims [head archivist of the Magnus Institute]

Statement by: Nathan Watts

Date of Statement: 22 April 2012

Date of Event: March 2010

Location: Old Fishmarket Close, Edinburgh

Statement: Nathan Watts studied biochemistry Edinburgh University and was returning from the pub called The Albanach on the Royal Mile, celebrating his friend Michael MacAulay's acceptance into a Master’s program in Earth Sciences. On his way back a little past midnight through the Old Fishmarket Close. he fell down a steeper hill. As he lit his cigarette to calm down he heard a voice from one of a dark alleyway asking him for a cigarette. After locating the person who he noted looked strange, as if with a fever he offered a cigarette without approaching the stranger. The stranger made no move to approach him and asked again. He noticed the stranger’s mouth didn’t move and feet didn’t quite touch the ground and fled immediately taking a taxi.

Post Statement:

Sasha [assistant archivist] found 6 disappearances 2005-2010 Jessica McEwan (Nov '05), Sarah Baldwin (Aug '06), Daniel Rawlings (Dec '06), Ashley Dobson (May '08), Megan Shaw (June '08), John Fellowes (March '10) Only Sarah Baldwin and Megan Shaw were confirmed smokers with others it is unclear.

Only evidence in favor of the statement is a photo Ashley Dobson sent her sister before her disappearance of a dark alleyway and a caption of “Check out this drunk creeper lol” upon further examination by increasing the contrast, there can be made out the faint outline of a long, thin hand. It appears to be about waist level on a man of average height and looks as if it is beckoning.

[whalesharkgummer]

depop, emmaeboddy 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪

[lonesomedreamereccentriclover]

Happy Birthday Macaulay Culkin!

[sketchistudios]

The Smiling Critters Reboot Characters!

Being a child star has it's consequences, so these guys are on a mission to spare the newbies... by killing them of course!

DogDay (Dog): He's the classic washed up actor who hit it big as a kid, but is now just a memory after some controversy. He's the organizer of the reunion.

Catnap: The oldest of the gang, he mysteriously disappeared from the public eye, but still performs as an A-List actor, lots of unexplained things but one thing for sure is... he's got a huge amount of property in Mexico.

Bobby Bearhug (Roberta Red): Lots of problems happened as she grew up, traumatic experiences with executives and other actors caused her to become a prostitute. She's not proud of it, but if anything it gives her a livable income.

Hoppy Hopscotch: The only Critter who didn't get massively screwed over by the real world. She grew up to be a respectable B-list actor who has a loving husband and (lots of) kids.

Kickin Chicken (KC): He's living with Catnap and living the junkie dream. Being the "cool kid" of the gang led him to the path of drugs. He's the second in command in Catnap's mysterious group.

Bubba Bubbaphant (Bubba): He's the accountant/business leader of Catnap's shady group. He refuses to do anything involved with his acting career, since he was forced into it by his parents.

Craftycorn (CiCi): She was the other critter who lives a somewhat decent life. Past the fact that she lives by commissions and her art classes, she's managed to keep up a healthy life style. She looks back at her acting days with a bit of mixed emotions.

If you noticed Picky Piggy is missing, that was on purpose. She died of health complications involved with her eating disorders and trauma caused by her acting days on set for Smiling Critters.

[velveys]

Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson & Macaulay Culkin (1991)

[foreverjacksonmichael]

[sarnie-for-varney]

"I'm just like a balloon. Unless someone holds my string, I'll float away."

- Michael Alig (Macaulay Culkin), Party Monster

[lewisossokoh]

ACTORS WHO APPEAR IN MUSIC VIDEOS PT. 3

Jennifer Lopez starring Ben Affleck in "Jenny From The Block".

The Rolling Stones starring Angelina Jolie in Anybody Seen My Baby

Bruce Springsteen starring Courtney Cox in "Dancing in the Dark".

Enrique Iglesias starring Jennifer Love Heiwitt in "Hero".

Aerosmith starring Alicia Silverstone in "Cryin".

Aerosmith starring Mila Kunis in "Jaded".

Michael Jackson starring Eddy Murphy & Iman in "Remember The Time".

Shakira & Cardi B starring Lucien Laviscount in "Punteria".

Michael Jackson starring Macaulay Culkin in "Black or White".

The Offspring starring Zoey Deschanel in "She's Got Issues".

Annie Lennox starring Hugh Laurie in "Walking on Broken Glass".

Michael Jackson starring John Travolta, Carl Weathers, Mayim Bialik, Whoopi Goldberg, Corey Feidman, Quincy Jones, Dan Aykroyd, Brigitte Nielsen, Danny Glover, Olivia Hussey, Billy Dee Williams, Paula Abdul, Lou Ferrigno, Richard Dreyfuss, Lou Diamond Philips, Don King, Jasmine Guy, Virginia Madsen, Rosanna Arquette, Steve Guttenberg, Amy Irving, Blair Underwood, Beverley Johnson, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Jackie Collins, Emily Dreyfuss in "Liberian Girl".

[marieeethhh]

“...I can't think of much I'd like better than for him to step into the room right now, glasses fogged and smelling of damp wool, shaking the rain from his hair like an old dog and saying: 'Dickie, my boy, what you got for a thirsty old man to drink tonight?”

[mentally-at-home]

[moonwalker0400]

[nero-neptune]

actually, there's no need for an updated "we didn't start the fire", or a modern version of the song that follows its structure beat-for-beat. "summer girls" by lfo is like the spiritual successor to "we didn't start the fire", but it's a terrible 90s love song, so no one's ever gonna be ready for that conversation

[still-nix-d-goffic]

"We are living in the age, where the pursuit of all value... other than,

MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR...

has either been discredited...or destroyed."

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have Dexter: The First Season 2006

[velveys]

Macaulay Culkin & Michael Jackson (1991)