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numerousenbees · 4 months

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anyone having issues with the minecraft launcher? non modded mc launcher wont open for me and another friend but googling it hasnt show much solutions or tells me if others are having the issue.

it isnt via area since i am states away from my friend, and curse forge can load mc fine but that isnt the mc multiple server i want to go back onto xd

i havent tried much for the week but apparently all week my friend has been having issues.

#minecraft #minecraft launcher not working #i would really like to get to the server ive been on for two years #i can only do so many zombi mods before it gets boring cus i am not a youtuber doing 100days #troubleshooting #minecraft issues

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strawberry-seal77 · 2 months

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every so often I spend like 2 hours fighting for my life against files and errors. Sometimes I win, and sometimes I lose

#this time I lost 😔#sometimes I win though!!! like when I downloaded a specific minecraft launcher so that the voice chat mod could work

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neproxrezi · 2 years

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how is the minecraft java launcher so fucking bad it is 2022

#hi welcome to minecraft please log in! oh noes not with that kind of login! please try the other one #here's a remember my login details button that will do absolutely fucking nothing #now do you want to download a version of minecraft that won't work #or do you want to browse your mod profiles with an interface we have only made exponentially worse over the years #wasn't this launcher powered by tumblr years and years ago #i 100% preferred that version #ugh #i should switch to bedrock.#dibi #minecraft

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countercharmda · 4 months

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Friendly reminder that Ren IS 5’2 btw <3

#save game; ooc.#//LITERALLY a short king #//hello….I wanted to play Minecraft but the fuckign. thing is NOT working #//and so I am taking a break #//and probably reinstalling the Minecraft launcher later

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starinthegarden · 11 months

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non-redstoner solves a problem that was actually never a problem by using minimal amounts of redstone

basically it’s a launcher that just launches you into the sky if you don’t have that many rockets and also equips you with several things:

netherite boots enchanted with depth strider III and soul speed III

an enchanted golden apple

a singular rocket

an elytra

and a level 2 potion of swiftness

below you can find some images and descriptions detailing how the mechanisms work.

the mechanism at the top of the bubble elevator is simple enough (i dont know redstone so if i can build it anyone can). It’s a tripwire hook to detect when you rise from the water, an observer that outputs a redstone signal when the string is triggered and a sticky piston with a slime block attached to launch you from the water.

i built the corridor because i felt like it and it could definitely be lengthened if you needed to travel a great distance and then fly somewhere. The pods in the side contain dolphins for the dolphins grace boost effect.

and finally we have the equipper, underneath the pressure plate there’s some redstone that outputs a signal to the dispensers on top. Do note that the rockets are dispensed from a dropper and not a dispenser because otherwise the dispenser would dispense a live firework and you would die.

And that’s how i solved a problem that actually was never a problem in the first place with minimal redstone knowledge lmao

#star rambles #minecraft #redstone #idk i was bored so i built it #yeah idrk what i was doing but it works so there’s that #it was based off of a thought like:#’what if i used the waterways from a golf course i made a while ago to make an elytra launcher thing’#i also had a video showing how it worked but tumblr won’t accept it 😭

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eelslippers · 8 months

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I hate you EA!! (The EA app opened to tell me it is unable to load and now I can't close out of it so I can play literally anything else. Also EA just sucks.)

#eelslippers #i just desire to play minecraft #ive restarted my laptop 3 times and it wont leave me alone!!!#i hate the new trend of needing a whole entire seperate game launcher to play a game just because it is owned by a big game studio.#like needing the EA app just to play the sims. even though i bought it off of STEAM.. Just for the EA app to not work most of the time #i havent had to deal with the ubisoft app but ive heard nothing but bad things about it.#this is why indie devs are infinitely better #videogames #ea #the irony is im struggling with one game launcher just to struggle with ANOTHER. i also hate you microsoft!!!

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loveletterworm · 2 years

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Dream i had last night and sent these mesasges on my phone immediately after waking up from it. Here for posterity now

#mypost #i like that the advent is jsut conceptually the warden but worse and i woke up mad about it #because i didnt like how the warden's mechanics sounded either.#i don't know what they're like in practice though because the minecraft launcher is of the devil and last time i wanted to play minecraft #it took so long to get the launcher working that by the time i did i no longer wanted to play minecraft !

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dexaroth · 13 days

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cursed figura model that somehow imported two textures at once that keep z-fighting. he has two sides..

#experimenting with my 58 mc mods including a 3rd person shoulder camera and remembered the figura mod #and honestly..? its bad. to play with. i dont think it might even be worth making a custom model for this #though i cant deny its cool to see him like this with an actual character model and animations #but still.. idk if its worth all the trouble. maybe when im really starved for something new to do like i was months ago with this model #the worst part is just deciding what gets to be a joint or not before it becomes uncanny/not minecraft-like #he will always look slightly out of place bc all the other mobs are so simple though..#i wish the custom entitiy model resourcepacks worked with faithful 32x. i dont think they do? bc theyre custom? sad #anyways. had to download the 'old' launcher bc the modern one refuses to log me in and i spent one hour trying to fix it 🙃#and after going through literally like 70 pages on modrinth and downloading all the mods i dont feel like playing anymore lol #the weird feeling i have in the right part of my face is not helping either. my jaw hurds #dextxt

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yifftwiceplz · 8 months

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just let me know man its nothing for me to just switch the hdmi

#john ill be honest with you the last time i tried to get minecraft to work on my laptop i had a bit of a mental breakdown #because i couldnt get my account to migrate and i was using my phones wifi which apparently made the launcher not be able to authenticate #and work #im scared to touch it again it took me three hours man #ugh #lemme look at it

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maskyartist · 11 months

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*dips my toe in* hello tumblr minecraft community i have a problem and googling is only going so far with no answers :) i need gay people help,,,,

ANYONE KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS CAUSE ITS DRIVING ME BONKERS

#masky says #minecraft #is there a minecraft tumblr tag or smth????#idk i need gay tech support rn #and before yall ask yes i've completely reinstalled the launcher and yet!#AND YET I SOMEHOW DONT HAVE ANY ASSETS???#idk what to do anymore i've been struggling with this fucking launcher for so goddamn long #like it never NEVER works #paid money for this shit and now they're gonna make me unable to play it??? fuck you

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medicinemane · 1 year

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So, I decided I wanted to check out this modpack that had looked interesting, so I go and download the curseforge app (cause modpacks are kind of a pain to launch without a launcher... as in I'm not sure how you even do it)

Dear god, which a fucking monster. They've got fucking ads running all over the fucking place

Instadeleted it, you do no get to serve me ads under any circumstances, if you do fuck you, I'm not using you. You're not a website, you're an app, and if you're pounding me with ads regardless of what I'm doing, then I don't think you're secure (and even if you are fuck you)

So I've had to track down an alternative one called uh... GDLauncher. Can't say for sure, but so far seems much much better... seems like an opensource launcher that's just a launcher and that's it

Not that any of you play modpacks so not that this matters, but that curseforge shit was just so bad I had to complain

#also I'm having opinions at this point about having to sign in to a 3rd party launcher in order to run minecraft with it #it's striking me just how much minecraft is kind of... the ultimate drm game and we've just kind of put up with it cause it's good #you know how I got into minecraft?#piracy; pirated a copy of it right when the nether had first been released and decided it was worth being able to play with other people #do no like the fact that you can't do single player minecraft without signing in #in it's defense; you can do offline stuff so long as you're signed in #but uh... part of me wants to pirate shit just from a moral standpoint with it; literally only not doing it cause it's easier tojust sign i #rather than figuring out how to make it work #and also once again; I get it; the launcher is free and anyone can get it; so in order to gate access and make sure they're paid #they need a different gate #but uh... yeah... I guess this is my real point #I don't actually own minecraft #I own all my world files; I have direct access to them #but I don't own a copy of minecraft #and say what you want about pirated stuff; but you do own it #because all the files are contained on my computer; in digital terms that's ownership #true digital ownership is when it runs in a black box setting; no input; no output; just what's on the machine it's on #and when you can put in a hard drive; copy it; and plug that hardrive into something else to have a full copy of it #so minecraft is pissing me off a little cause I don't own it and that always annoys me with anything digital #big believer in digital ownership

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inkblot-skyz · 1 year

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A Saga

#it's still ongoing #its been hours #i am on the cusp of a meltdown i can feel it <3 #bites and maims and stabs and explodes Microsoft with my mind #inkblot rants #I just want the skin to work dude #and now im stuck in this dumbass rabbit hole where it turns out my Minecraft account leads to the wrong account when i go to view it from #the launcher #and yes i did check all my emails and everywhere for passwords and logins

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nexus-nebulae · 2 years

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trying to get a particular mod to work but to do that i have to individually troubleshoot like 100 other mods this is going to be Fun

#basically the mod works on its own but insta-crashes when in the modpack #so i have to go through every other mod here to see which specific one is conflicting with it #and like i can sort of do them three or four at a time #but i really just have to gradually install a few. start the game. see if it works. repeat #except this takes about 10 minutes apiece because i have to wait for the damn game to boot up every single time #and since I'm doing this through the curseforge launcher i have to wait through TWO loading periods #one as the minecraft LAUNCHER loads and then another as the game itself loads #and i HAVE to wait for the game to load fully because the specific bug doesnt make it crash on launch #instead it makes it crash on world load meaning i have to either open a world or go into the new world creation menu #new world is a lot easier since i don't have to wait for the entire world to load in before i can close it #but still

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quettasecond · 2 years

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oh my god this guy is stupid

#gurgles #''the website says i dont own minecraft'' ''try a different launcher''#I DONT THINK A DIFFERENT LAUNCHER WILL WORK.

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theminecraftbee · 9 months

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Any advice for setting up prism launcher? It is. Being difficult. And telling me I need java? Which I have? Ack?

it’s been a WHILE since I set up prism on my own machine, but some generic “you’re having Java problems” notes:

start by running java -version on your command line to make sure you have an install of Java in your PATH. what COULD be happening is that you have a Java install, but don’t have it in your PATH so prism can’t find it, or you think you have an install but don’t.

note here that Minecraft Java edition DOES come bundled with the Java version it needs, but that prism isn’t always able to recognize that; you will need a Java install generically for your machine as well.

if you’re getting a Java error while launching the game, you may have the wrong version of Java. Minecraft 1.18+ uses Java 17, rather than Java 8 or 11, and you’ll need to go to oracle’s website and install the latest version of Java 17 for your computer.

alternately, you may have your Java install on a path prism doesn’t recognize—find the Java install and tell prism where it is!

alternately alternately, you could be me and have no less than four different Java versions installed on your machine in order to perform a variety of tasks (look Java 8 is still REALLY POPULAR in the work world). make sure prism is pointing to the correct install.

also I know oracle’s website is terrible, this is because oracle sucks.

don’t know if any of these will solve your problem, but I wish you luck!

#answered #finchsflight

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thewertcraft · 2 months

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Server Essentials

Minecraft version: Java, 1.20.1.

Modpack: All The Mods: No Frills, V0.1.14.

System Requirements: No Frills is designed to be easier on your system than the full ATM modpack. I've allocated 8GB of RAM to the process, and I've never had any problems. If you're having trouble with lag, the folks on the All The Mods Discord have plenty of information on optimizing your system, and I've got a few tips myself.

Launcher: I'm pretty sure any modded launcher will work. I personally use Prism Launcher.

Server Address: thewertsearch.ddns.net. Remember to DM me your Minecraft username, so I can add you to the server's whitelist!

Rules: Aside from the obvious (no spam, no bigotry, etc), the only big rule is 'don't discuss Homestuck'. Even if we kept things non-spoilery, it'd be too easy for something to slip through the cracks!

Griefing and PvP policy: Only if everyone involved is alright with it. If y'all want to have a war, go nuts!

Schedule: I try to go live at least once a week, usually on Sunday evenings. Next game should be September 15th!

If anyone has any technical questions about setting up the pack, configuring the launcher, or understanding how the modded mechanics work, don't hesitate to ask! I'll probably add a FAQ to this post if there are a lot of questions.

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