#MissTrixtin

[demonadelem]

Kristin shipping Philza: a compilation of chat messages

In conclusion the reason Phil doesn't want to get with other men isn't because Kristin would be upset, quite the contrary.

[wolfythewitch]

obsessed with this template can you tell. original

[chrisrin]

blue diamond and her court lapis <3

[royalarchivist]

Slime: Wanna see me fly, Phil?

Phil: [Laughs]

Slime: [Casualonas-ing and doing the Club Penguin dance while trying not to laugh] Bet your wife's never done this for you.

Kristin:

[philza-updates]

Kristin posted on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Trixtin @/trixtin. It reads “Me, my husband, and my husbands boyfriend”. Attached is a photo of Kristin with Phil on her right and Missa on her left. Phil and Kristin have one hand overlayed over each other’s hand palm to palm. Phil’s other hand is holding one of Missa’s above Kristin’s head. All three of them are staring into the camera. Kristin’s expression is neutral, Phil is smiling slightly and Missa has his chin raised while looking down at the viewer, his other hand rubbing at his neck.

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[vitrines]

[blockgamepirate]

[thanotaphobia]

#philever

[lilliancdoodles]

This is fucking sending me. XD

[demonadelem]

Niki had no idea that Philza was straight, he hadn't come out to her.

[wolfythewitch]

You’re early.

I missed you.

[cookie-nom-nom]

The situation as I understand it

[nexusmonstrum]

A goddess and her husband

[royalarchivist]

Jack: Do you think you'd ever kiss a fish?

Phil: [Sighs]

Jack: Is it cheating on your wife if you kiss a fish, Phil?

Phil: Depends? Like, on the mouth? Or like-

Jack: What on EARTH does that mean???

Kristin:

Jack: COMPLETELY reasonable, Kristin. That is such a reasonable thing. [...] If you were to ask me off the top of my head, "Hey, if you could kiss any fish, which fish would it be?" I feel- I'm gonna s- I'm gonna hazard 75% of people are sayin' that fish [Lola from Shark Tale] and I'm saying the res- the remaining 25 are saying that one with the scar from Finding Nemo.