#Mmmmhhh... One more thing

[sskk-manifesto]

:)

[depvotee]

Man.... Saif and Morgan might nab each other the hell and back but the secret lore of them back on 2009... Man...

[amirasainz]

I’m obsessed with this blog so much!!!

What about amira was bored and decided to bake the grid baked good, save to say they are more in love or adore her more

OK.. sooo.... the Pierre and Kika part turned kind of smutty (I loved writing it). I hope you enjoy reading and let me know if you have any requests.

-XoXo

I like you, have a cupcake🧁

It truly was a scene out of a fairytale. Amira, dressed in a beautiful green gown with matching makeup, carried a basket brimming with Ferrari cupcakes. Little did most people know that her true passion lay in baking.

With an exuberant grin, she entered the paddock and spotted Lewis and Fernando. Skipping over to them, she called out, “Lew-Lew, Nando. Guess what?” The two men exchanged grins, eagerly asking, “What?” Amira proudly presented her cupcakes: one adorned with a tiny racing helmet for Nando and another shaped like a car for Lewis. Their awe was palpable as they stared at her creations. “Go on, try them,” she urged, nervously playing with her hair.

After the first bite, the two world champions showered her with praise. With kisses on their cheeks, Amira sought out her other friends. Max, Key, and little P were next. P, with her innocent curiosity, asked, “Aunty Ami, what’s in your basket?” Amira replied, maintaining a serious tone, “Well, my lovely gato, this magical basket holds cupcakes for you, your Mama, and your Papa.”

Kelly and Max, overhearing the sweet exchange, approached. Max hugged Amira tightly, while Kelly planted a brief kiss on her forehead. As she distributed the cupcakes, they all savored the magical treats. Max leaned down to Penelope’s height and whispered, “At least one of your Mamas can bake.” making him share a meaningful glance with Kelly.

After a sweet goodbye and a promise for dinner this weekend Amira ran to Kika and Pierre. Before she could run too far, a pair of strong arms picked her up from the ground. She immediately realised who it was. "Pierre, let me down" she laughed. Kika and Pierre were giggling with her, immediately crowding her against the wall. The two of them really had no limit. After sharing two kisses with Kika and Pierre on the lips, because according to them this is how close friends greeted each other in France and Portugal, she told them a bit breathless about her creation. "Oh Babygirl, you are truly an angel" whispered Pierre in her ear while Kika slowly kissed her neck. Pierre took a bit of the cupcake cream, smeared it on Amiras lips and kissed it off of them. "Mmmmhhh, amazing" he whispered. He held the cupcakes up for Kika, who did the exact same thing. While Kika was cleaning Amira from any excess creme (kissing her breathless) Pierre brushed his hands over her body and kissed her temple.

Before the situation could escalate anymore, the little group got interrupted from Pierre team principal. "You know, babgirl. If you come over to us tonight, Pierre and I can show you the real way to use whipped cream in the bed" Kika said to her with a predatory glint in her eyes. "The real way?" asked Amira naively. "Ohh amour, we have a lot of learning to do."

Amira, having settled down from her playful escapade with Pierre and Kika, continued distributing cupcakes. As she encountered George, Alex, Lily, and Carmen, she offered each of them a sweet treat along with a warm hug, saying, “One for you.” Lily couldn’t help but exclaim, “This girl is too good for this world,” a sentiment echoed by the other three.

Amira followed the same approach when giving Oscar and Lando their cupcakes. However, the two papaya drivers weren’t willing to let her go so easily. They convinced her to play a round of Monopoly, which was really just an excuse to keep her company.

As for Carlos and Charles, after the race, they discovered picture-perfect cupcakes waiting in their drivers’ room. Attached were two heartfelt notes. If the two of them shed a few tears after reading Amira’s encouraging messages, well, that was their little secret.

[essentiallyleaf]

day 18. feeding. with. chaehyun.

1055 words.

tags.

kinktober ‘23, idol x male reader, feeding kink, fingering, squirting, is this entire thing just extremely stupid and opposite-of-hot?, true story (well, part of this is. yeah, it’s the part where i make chaehyun squirt on her sheets).

notes.

sequel to day 06. dacryphilia. or, it’s in the same universe, the timing is kinda fucked. episodically, leaf.

“You know, this one time, I was a kid, like first, second grade? Or was it kindergarten? I was eating cherries, and I tried to swallow two at once. Don’t ask me why, maybe my dad told me not to, and at that point I had no choice. Anyway they got stuck in my throat,” you start laughing as you tell the story, the incident reminding you of two old men fighting for the same parking spot. “And they had to grab my ankles and put me upside down, and then press on my stomach to make me spit them out. It was horrible. Actually, it might have been just fine, I don’t remember much. But I remember my parents like, freaked out. What a great way to go, that would’ve been”

“Well, nice to know stupid guys were also stupid when they were children. People never change.” She teases while giggling, her eyes shine when she does. “What do you make of that story?”

“I don’t know, maybe I’m too impatient. Or maybe too greedy.” You get thoughtful for a second.

“Should have stored the others in your cheeks while one was going down, or something”

“Yeah, what do they call that? Chubby bunny?”

“You know, that’s what they used to call me, in middle school.” She mentions in a slightly somber tone.

“A chubby bunny? That’s so rude and insensitive!” You say with an appalled look.

“Right?”

“Yeah, you look nothing like a bunny!” You banter back.

“Oh, fuck off!” She laughs off as she pushes your shoulder lightly.

You both take a sip of somaek. You grab one of the strawberries from the bowl on the table and take a bite. As you raise your eyes up again, she’s staring at the fruit like it’s the most interesting thing in the world - like a fine piece of precision engineering, or a perfectly symmetric snowflake, or whatever the hell this girl is interested in, it’s the first time the two of you are exchanging more than six words at a time - or maybe she’s just lost in thought. Conversely, it’s the complete lack of thoughts in your head that makes you bring the remaining half of the strawberry to her mouth in a slow movement. She bites, her lips making slight contact with your fingers. As she chews on it, both of you keeping eye contact, some strawberry juice escapes her lips; she rubs her hands on them to clean it up. When she’s done eating, the same lack of thoughts pushes your head forward and your lips on hers. Your tongue brushes on her sweet fruity lips, and you realize some leftover strawberry juices must have still been there, then her own tongue comes out to meet yours, and they entangle for some time before the two of you need to catch your breaths.

“I think you were being greedy.” She stares into your irises like she sees your past in them.

“Hm?”

“Back then, the two cherries thing”

“What makes you think that?”

“I told you, people never change.” She takes the somaek cup back in her hand.

“You’re saying I’m a greedy person now?”

“I’m saying, me and Jimin unnie”

“She has no problems with this. We talked about it-”

“I never said that.” She asserts calmly.

“Well, do you have any-”

“I never said that, either. I’m just saying, you’re greedy.” She observes with a subtly cheeky tone.

“Hm. You know what would be greedy?” You can only give her a taste of her own medicine. “If I asked you not only go to your room, but also to take on a little challenge for me”

-

Chaehyun is laying on her back, her denim skirt and pink panties at the foot of her bed, and you on top, middle finger hovering over her thick, slick outer lips.

“You don’t need to say it everytime, just keep them in your cheeks, you can eat them at the end”

“What if I- Mmmmhhh, wanna eat them right away?” She can already barely keep it together.

“Hm, who’s the impatient one now?”

Grab a small strawberry with your unoccupied hand and put it on top of her lips, rub it around them for a little while, then tell her: “Open up”, and place it on her tongue. She doesn’t store it away, just starts chewing while moaning with her eyes closed. You’re not even mad, or surprised, the view is too hot for either. You simply insert your middle finger into her wet hole as a response, making her whining even louder.

“Mmmmmhh- ore, please”

Not sure if she means strawberries or fingers, so you give her both. A red pearl in her mouth, a second digit in her slit, now scissoring and stretching her walls apart. You need to kiss her to suppress her moans, or maybe you need to kiss her because you need to kiss her, and when you do she ends up slightly biting your lower lip, maybe thinking you’re hers to eat, too. Your fingers switch to pumping in and out of her now, and they do so with ease, her wetness telling you all you need to know, as if the sinful melodic sounds coming from her mouth weren’t enough already. So grab one last strawberry from the bowl and drop it into her awaiting cavern, as she immediately starts greedily chewing on it, her moans not stopping despite that. Place your thumb on her clit and flick it ferociously, trying to get her to her peak.

“Yes, yes! I’m gonna…”

Chaehyun bucks her hips up several times as powerful squirts hit your hand and forearm as well as her bed, a couple screams leaving her powerful vocal chords. You keep thrusting your fingers at gradually decreasing speed to help her ride her orgasm out, your other hand finding itself fondling her soft boobs through her top. You bend your head down to kiss her once again as you slowly retreat your digits from her still contracting walls, then your lips make way for your fingers in her mouth as Chaehyun tastes herself, sucking and licking her juices off of you.

“How’s the taste, tiger?”

“What?” “I asked-” “No, what did you call me?”

“That’s what you are. You’re not a bunny, you’re a white tiger”

-

footnotes.

baekho chaehyun > tokki chaehyun. sorryidontmaketherulesly, leaf.

[missamyrisa2]

have you ever tickled someones hands???would you want to??

Oooh myyyy yes I have and yes I loooove doing that ~ I'm kind of obsessed with hands so getting someone to open theirs and let me explore all the lines and spots is just mmmmhhh ~ a delight to me. It's also one of the places I can self tickle without fail like I take an index finger tip and draw it along the upper palm just before the fingers and down the side and around and eeeeee I make myself squeak everyyy time ~

There's soo many spots to tickle on a hand! Like that area at the top of the palm is usually a lil goldmine of sensation and then there's the cuuuute little bands on the underside of each finger which are sooo perfect to use a feather or tiny paintbrush across and it's soo like, flirty silly tickly to hold someone's finger and merrily brush on those bands. The fingertips are a little more tricky, usually I can't do it with my fingers but something like a lip brush can work on some people. Then there's the center of the palm, alwayssss a great spot to jump back to and then trace all the lines around. Drawing the M on a cute ticklish palm is sooooo fun~! It makes the fingers scrunch and dance and elicits such sweet sounds especially when I tell you all the things I think that M is for~ Which is also me doing my tickle fortune telling on the palms ~ Ooh I seeeeee Manyyyy Magical Merry Magnificent tiiickles in your future~!

It's such a lovely way to preload for the big tickles, giving all those loving hand massage and palm tickles and finger tickles and finger massages and sliding my fingers along the top of the hand between the knuckles to give that soft teasy sensation, working up to liiiightly dote on the bendy part of each finger (I'm highlyyy technical and educated with anatomy as you can see) ~ and one of my favorite little hand tickles is to use my pinky, just the pinky and trace it along the outer edge of the fingernails. I don't know why but that always seems to get the squeaks. Oooh and I so won't forget to play with the webbing between each finger especialllyyyyy the cute looong one from thumb to index. The hand massage is a good way to make you pliable so when I say open that thumb you'll do it all dreamilyyyy so I can make you giggle and gasppp~ strumming that sensitive bit of skin that never gets a lot of attention. And for some people the wrist is a nice little zone to flutter to occasionally, using my thumb and index finger to lovingly play on either side and get those fingers wiggling in reaction. I'll also have stretching your fingers out spread so I can make sure to makeup brush and paintbrush everything that pops up in the stretchyyy~ Andddd to wrap it up I always take my palm to yours and let the pads and lines and everything connect as I slowlyy move my hand around ~ I looove ticklyyy contact like that.

Oohh and if you have rings I will definitely be taking my time to sloowwwwly undress your hand and expose alll that sensitive skin. One ring at a time with endless doting on the fingers, giving little kisses where the jewelry has sat. Ahhh and if I'm feeling ticklyyy amorous I will probablyyyy be kissing each fingertip anywayy~

Sooo yeahhh ~ I love hand tickles ~<3

[linksthoughtbrambles]

Lift us from these sands.

Part 18 of Adventure Log+ (sequel to Link's Thought Brambles - best to read in order, also on ao3). Warning for strong language, violence, and minor character death. Trigger warning for intense fire. Edited 4/8/25 for typos. Disclaimer: The content of this chapter is fiction only, and is not intended to contain advice or instructions for surviving hazardous conditions.

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The Prayer of the Dawn Hylia, preserve us. Lift us from these sands. Keep us with the dawn. In these lofty skies, Make of us a temple of hope That when we descend, We may breathe new life into the surface's green fields, Its flowered meadows, and its vast waters. That we may scale its mountains and seek out the wonders of its caverns. That we may treat all life with reverence, Cherishing not only its preservation but its freedom, For all things must balance. What you raise will one day fall. What we cultivate will one day wither, and all that lives will one day die. And on that day, we rise once more, though our body sinks. Hylia, preserve us. Lift us from these sands. When the bonds of flesh release us, May your light illuminate our path.

∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

Master—run!

”Run?!”

“Link?!”

pain“Fi says run!”

“F-hkkh- Fi- we cannot- khpossibly ouhhh-hht-run it!”

Seek a way!

“We’re on FOOT, Fi-iiiireball MOVE!” FastpainfastFASTpain

“KhhHHHHHH-HH!”

it’sAHEADofus “Zelda!”

“I-khhHh- knhh-ow!”

Faster “It’ll cut us off!” pleaseZelda!

“I KNOHHW!”

Sheknowssheknowssheknows

“Hh-hh-HH-“

she’stryingSPRINTING

“KHHHH.”

CLOSEit’llbeCLOSE goodgoodGOOD she’spaingood forafewmoreseconds it’scomingCOMING painpaINFASTERhotHOTHOT“Zelda!”HOT

“MmMMhhh!”

She’sokay she’sokAY pain myback STOPitshirt pantsTOO justfrickingstoprubbingpulling

“Khhhhh-hh-“

ithurts stoprubbing-

“-a- another!”

“Sh-“aheadagain bad Zeldasprintingpain sprintingalready

“HHH hhh.”

Wecanmakeit wecanmakeitwecanmakeit fasterFASTERit’scoming “S#$^!”

“Whhe- shall-!”

“We will, we WILL make it!” Andthenwhatthef#$*dowedo?

Seek escape!

“Hhh- HHH!”

Maybe we should've gonespeedSPEED down the damn wellZeldahurry

Inadvisable, master.

butpain we didn't and now mygutsaysENGAGEpain ohGoddess “GOGOGOGOGOGO!”

I understand—your instincts are typically excellent in combat

“N-kh-NG!”

PAINshe’stryingsohard but ithasaRIDER hewon'tletuspaceourselves

yet in this instance, I advise against them!

Without them I have nothing to go onGoddessGoddessGODDESS DON’T LET IT hotHOT

MASTER!

“Mmm-!”

HOTHOTHOTPAIN”GghhHH!” The burnsPAIN

“AaAH! Ohh-“

the already-burnsBURNSMORE “W-w-mgh-phh- what do you-“

“-hh-HH-“

“WANT from me, Fi?!“

“Link- are- are yhouu?!“

“We’re running aren’t we!?!”

A change of direction is in order!

burningTo where, the fricking canyon?!

If it allows escape from this foe, then yes!

Does a bone-shattering death

“KhhH-hh-hhh-h.”

on the canyon floor count as escape?

I believe, this time, I must accuse YOU of ‘snark,’ master, at a most UNWISE and INNAPROPRIATE-

Pain

…

Oh Link, look at Zelda looking at you like that “It’s- alright, I’m a- alright!”what’salittlemorepain, Link?

“Li-HHHh!”

OhGoddesspain hereitcomes aheadevenfurther aheadaheadaHEAD “WE CAN MAKE IT!” speedSPEED howmuchmoreSPEEDsprintdoIhaveinme?

“HHHHH-hh-kh-m.”

ListenSPEED to that, how much does she? We’re tired, physical limits think think think think

“Hhh-gm-g!”

think PAINTHINK it could blast further ahead if it wanted to, cut us off for painPAINohf%&#sure so we’d never make it, so that’s not what it wants it wantspain to EXHAUST you, Link, you and the Princess

I- concur, master, please-

run you down right into the paAINground and pound you into it when you’re already spent so RUNNING IS NOT THE ANSWER, FI

Escape still is!

technicalities fricking WORD games at this point close close close KEEPHERAHEADclose CLOSE it’sgonnabesoCLOOOSEhotHOTPAINHOTPAINHOT “MM-HH!” HOTplease

“HhhHHHHh!”

NOMOREpainOFTHATPLEASE

“KH-HH! HHHHhhhh-HHHHH-Hhhhhoh-h-h…“

BACKSKINPAIN ANYLEFT?BURNSBLISTERS? “Z-Zelda- Zelda, slow back down!”pain

“We-h- mustn’t-“

“Slow! Ghh- slow-“

“OH-HH!”

AGAINohnonoNO, no NO, too soon wecan’tslow itwon’tLETUS nonoNOZELDA “Y-ou got this!” LookatherFACE DON’TLETHERGIVEUPpain “You’ve got it!” She does!pain

“Oh-hh! L-LinkhHHh! I-“

“You can DO IT!” DON’T LET HER GIVE UP! “A FEW MORE SECONDS!”

Conserve your air, master!

PAINSHE NEEDS ME!

“Rrr-rgh-kh-”

Your stamina is NOT infinite!

FasterYOUfasterTHINKfaster IpainDON’TfasterKNOWFASTERTHAT?!FASTER

“-hh-hh-HH-“

My master of time-

YourWHAT?gogogogoTOOSLOW”HERE!”SPRINT AND

“-HhhHHHH!”

PULL HER LINK!!!!!PAIN “FF!”

A master of long past-

HOT“AaaAAH-H-h!”PAINHOT

“Gg-h!”

-the one who fell to our enemy!

can’tCONCENTRATE “ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!”pain

Master, he fell to his own exhaustion!

“T-tryihhhhng-hhh!”

Ohs$%&, s$#^, Fi you did say that, you saidpain last night-

This morning-

THATDOESN’T-

Apologies, master, please- heed me! Seek an alternate way of escape!

S#$%- s#$%, Fi, THE WAY OUT IS TO KILL IT! OHS$#^-

“AnoHHhhther!”

YOU ARE IN NO STATE TO MEET THIS ENEMY!

“MOVE!” She’sscared

“Ghh-hh!”

Fi’s scaredfasterPULLZELDAHARD

“KhhhHHHH-hhH!”

Fi thinks you’re going topain dieFASTER-

NO- do not lose hope!

“Fi,” forthepainloveofHylia “Fi, we aren’t fast enough no matter which way we run!”

“Sh-hhh-e still- HHh-hh-hh advises- HH-hh-hh- flight?!!”

“Yes!”

“I’ve- hh-KHHH-hh- no- no-idea- HH?!”

I know, I know, I don’t know how either, I don’tcomingCOMING YANKHERHOTHOTHOTPAIN “F-GHH!” HOTPAINohGoddessjustbarely

“KGH-HH!”

is she burnt too? Her clothes!

Master, focus-

I’M REALLY GODDESSDAMN FOCUSED.

The canyon-

Would be totally pointless! It’spain a massive drop-

You have not seen it for yourself.

I’ve seen MAPS and it’s way, way, way way way-cannot-emphasize-enough-how-much-way higher

“Kh-hhhh- HHhhhh.”

than anything I’ve ever free-climbed, the other side is WAY HIGHER than that, I'd have to CARRY Zelda because no way in hell, that's a recipe forpain dead Zelda if I let her do that on her first try and sure my paraglider’s in the pouch, but it is NOT meant to carry two people, even if it's just me I sink pretty fast and theburns TWO OF US would sink FASTER! You should’ve seen the fricking warning label on that thing.

It’s in your memory, master. ‘Do not use to descend vertical distances greater than forty feet.

“Hh-hh!”

'Firaldi and Sons is not responsible for injury or death incurred when using this product-’

I remember, Fi, you can stop! Do YOU get it? I have NO IDEA HOW FAST WE’D BE MOVING WHEN WE HIT BOTTOM where that thing could BLAST US LIKE SITTING DUCKS and Fi-

“Ohh-oh-HH!”

I’m already running out of steam. I’d have to hang on to the damn thing long enough to make it and so would-

“Link, HUURRY!”

OHFFIREBALLFIREBALL FASTERLINK Zelda said I getpain turned in talking to Fi, it's true, it's like my body kept running without me

“HH-hh- hhh-HH-hh-”

and it’s a damn good thing it did because thatpain fireball

“-Hh-HH-h-hh-“

is still AHEAD OF US but- oh s$*% I set the pre-blast pace

“HH-hh HH-hehh-h-“

which is fast, faster than was smart for her, look at her

“-h- h- h-hh-“

listen to her breath, but It’s going to- going to pass behind

“-hh-h- ohh…”

and not singe us this time. It feels like good luck but also not-

ANOTHER “RIGHT BEHIND IT!”

“AH-HH!”

OHMYGODDESS RUNRUNRUN “YOU HAVE IT!” ZELDA

“Oh-h-KHHHHhhh!”

PULLHER HELP

“HHHRRR!”

FASTERFASTER!!!! “THAT’S IT ALMOST ALMOST KEEP GOING, PUSH!! PUSH HARD!!!” HOT

“RRRRRRGHRHAAAAH!”

HOTPAINHOThurting she’shurtingHOTHOT we can’tpain

“Hhh-h- hh-mmh…”

can’t keep doingpain this, slow down again, she’s struggling SO HARD, if she falters you’ll have to carry her and that’ll be worse for both of you

I estimate you have successfully used the paraglider at a height of 48.9 feet.

“KhHHh-hh.”

Sure, with just ME, not withpain Zelda’s life at stake!

The warning label has a 99.82% probability of being overly-conservative in order to minimize the likelihood of litigation.

Huh?

Turn north, master!

Fi, I- don’tbestupidLink “Zelda?”

“Y-y-ehhskhh.”

Oh my Goddess, no tears-“I- I have a paraglider.”

“A- parahh-hhhH- what-hh?”

Guess that’s obscure even for her. “It’s- like a- a little sail! For getting down easier after rock climbing.”

“...Whh-hhill it bhhe-hh enough?”

“I…” don’t actually think so, I know the time Fi’s talking about and I hit ground pretty hard “I’m not…”

”Yhou- hHh- doubt.”

Bad time to not know s#$*.

“Won’t-hh we-hhhh-khhh- be- supremely prone- hh-hh-hh- at the-hh bottom- of Tanagar Canyon?”

“…Yh-yeah.” Low ground. Always bad.

“Ahhnd- it-hh- shall send-hh- flame at us hh-hh- as we-h- flee.”

Yeah.

And here it comes.

She didn’t even gasp this time

“Ghh-hh-“

Faster that’s it, that’s it, good you slowedpain a bit, tiny recovery time andFASTERFASTER

“Nn-gh- g- hKHHHhh-“

Can’t tell issheshaking? Bet so like a leaf if we stop whichwecan’tfasterFASTER, and what happensSPEED if we try to hold on to that paraglider in this state, if we can’t hang on

“Hh-h-h-“

or if we just break our legs at the bottom anyway and can’t run, can’t even walk andhereitcomeshereitCOMEShotHOTHOTHOTpainHOT

“HHH- L-ink-“

“We’re together!”

“Y-yhes-hh-hhhh!”

Don’t know what made me say that but it seemed to help, her face changed.

“This hh-h- won’t do!”

HER HANDgone?! What’s she-?! “Zelda!”

“It shallkhhhhhh- run us to death!  And even if not- we khhhhhHHHhh-cannot lead it west to Maritta, nor-hhh- leap to our own deaths northward! We kh- khill it!”

No-

ARROW from this far?!

NO.

Nocked, aiming, stillpain, Link, be STILL, stand ready to knock your Princess the HELL out of the way if-

FireballfireballFIREBALLFIREBALL THERE’Spain HER SHOT

”HHhhhHHH!”

She’sRUNNINGRUNNING pastyoualreadyLink, presence of mind, your Princess so has more of it than you, can’tseethearrow, can’tseeit, and it aimed at US this time, not ahead, because we were staying still, is that how we do this? Small bursts of speed, then stand still ANDIT’SDOWN?!!!?!?”WOOOOOO!! HOLY S@#$, ZELDA!!!” MIPHA WAS RIGHT THIS TIME

“HA! Khh-hhHh-“

BUT I’M TOTALLYpain

“khhh.”

NOT TELLING ZELDA THAT BECAUSE IT’LL RUIN IT

“Did it-“

ZELDA IS SO SO SO SO SOOO MAGIC

              Master, if so-

“-strike the head?”

              -she is expending even more energy.

NO WAY THAT SHOULD’VE HIT AT THIS DISTANCE! Oh-“I didn’t see!”toomanythings

              She will tire!

“Nor c-hhould I! The-hh-h- flames obscured it!”

If the beast is down, take this chance- fly!

“Z-“ Fi, she’s already aiming- arrow away!

“F-further!”

And your Princess is running again, and she’s right, they’re both right, the painflames-

“KhhhHHHh-hh.”

so muchpain fire behind us and the plain is dry, bad bad badpain bad BAD news, worsepain even for the others- holy light, did Cohl make it out okay? Beraya’s group hadpain the best chance, and Zelda HIT IT AGAINpain, I saw it jerk, I can’t- wh?FIREBALL STOP”STOP STOP STOPSTOP!!”

“It’s too- hh-HH- far!”

Her voice. She knows. How bad.

That’s it, Link. And that’s it, Fi. Nowhere to run, not even nearby- not with a wall of flames to the west.

Shakingpain

Please master

painThere’s- even if we kill it, there’s nowhere to go. “Zelda.”

“I- I know- I- hhh-”

shakingHer eyes.

Guardian lasers.

Bright.

Another arrow nocked- and aiming-

hurts

-and away.

And anotherpain fireballshakingshaking to the west. An inferno between us and anywhere even a little safer.

“Lh-h-hink.”

“Yes, Princess?” Oh- YOUR voice, Link. It sounded strange. Made her smile a little, strange smile, sad smile?

“I cannot- kh- ckhlose on it. My legs- I…”

“Zelda, you’re still-“shaking “you have” pain “no idea how incredible it is- totally untrained, you did this TOTALLY cold-“

“I’ve little-h- left. KhhhHHHHhh.”

Look at her chest. Spasming. Inpain. Trying not to cough. “Your air.”

“…Khyehh-hhhh- y-ehs.”

Swallowingpain. Swallowing down those soundsshaking her lungs want to make. “…You- want me to attack.”

Not recommended.

Her call.

“I can evade its fire at thihhs-hh- distance-”

Each stage of this has been a chillingly coordinated attempt on your life-

“-and support yhh-ou from here.”

-and that of the Princess.

Your voice sounds strange. No probability?

I am certain.

…Yeah. I guess I ampain, shakingtoo.

Do not leave her.

“Linkhh- please-KHhhhdo not hesitate.”

“Fi says to stay with you.”

“Fi cannot f-fhh-eel my body’s- state-hh- as she does yours.”

Yeahshaking it’s your body’s state she’s worried about, though. “The lynel could break off. From the rider.” And probably kill herpain unless I could stop it. Another arrow

“If ihhtKH- does… attack the more immediate threat.”

More immediate is whatever’s closest to her and more FIRE big fricking surprise but west again, just lighting everything up, driving it home we’re dead that way shakingstopshakingLink

…It’s definitelypain still off-kilter, isn’t it? Can it gallop? Can’tpain see the rider, but I could barely tell what it was even when she pointed it out-

“Lhh- Link. I’ve no wish to order you.”

shakingGrip, Link.

Get that. On your hilt and yourpainself and stop shaking.

Please stop shaking. Push it thephysicallimits hell down.

She doesn’t want to have to order youpain.

Don’t make her.

Run, Link.

painRun and trust her. She’ll be firing arrows over your damnphysicallimits head.

More painfire- more west. Like it wants the whole plain lit. No escape.

Escape THROUGH this enemy of ours? Maybe.

…Nothing to say to that, Fi?

I am with you, master.

Really? I thought this waspain the opposite of what you wanted.

I am with you, regardless.

You’re scared painignoreit

.

…I felt that. It was dread.

              There must be some recourse.

I’m sorry. I… Fi, even if we run north, it’ll justpain set this middle strip on fire.

It is likely to regardless.

Hylia

Preserve us- lift us from these sands.

Zelda, keep it off-center… please. (Keep us with the dawn) Arrows. There’s one.

Sheathe your sword, Link. (In these lofty skies) You havepain a bow, too. (Make of us a temple of hope) Draw that. Wait for it. As soon as you’re inpain range.

Hylia

The INSTANT you can make that shot…

Preserve us- lift us from these sandsZelda yes!! Anotherpain hit, it’s reeling, ignorethepain it’sjustpain keeprunning and I still don’t see the rider. Check back checkpain back no one there. Did he retreat? Is he circlingpain somewhere behind the fire? I don’t like it.

Draw an arrow, Link. Too far from itburns too far from herpain check back she looks amazing like that she’s a goddess still too far paintoo far too far toopain far keep checking, do you see the rider? Do you see him? painCheck check check this thing’s so far that fire’s so damn fast why isn’t it going for it? Take the pot shot at me, I’mpain right here. Not Zelda. She’s further.

painburns

painSeriously, why isn’t it bothering to go after me?

Zelda?

She just sent another arrow, she’s fine, she-

Wait.

Wait, what painwas that?

Red-

SMOKE

MASTER!

I KNOW I KNOWPAIN I SEE IT

“Wh-hh- why is he?”

ZELDA ON YOUR LEFT!

“HH-hhhHKKH- hh?”

ON YOUR LEFT!!! SMOKE IN THE EAST WRONG COLOR ON YOUR LEEEEEEEFT!!!  IT’S ONE OF THEM ISN’T IT IT’S HUIRU OR REIDA USING THEIR MAGIC

TELEPORTATION, MASTER!

PAIN THEY CAN GET OVER THE FIRE LEFT ZELDA LEFT!!

“Hh-hh. Hh-hh.”

SHEDOESN’TSEE, SHE’SLOOKING BUTSHEDOESN’T THESMOKEDOESN’TLAST WHOEVER IT IS ISPAIN BEHIND THE LAST FLAME WALL

“Hphhh- hhhhHHh-“

BUT ANY SECOND AND THEYWON’TBE ANYMORE! RUNLINK RUN FOR YOUR PRINCESS’ LIFE THE BOW’S ALREADY IN YOURPAIN HANDS USE IT RUN RUN RUN RUN RUNSOHARD LINK OH MY GODDESS I’M TOO SLOW “ZELDA ON YOUR LEFT!!”

”I SEE- hh-hh- NOTHING!”

“RED SMOKE, YIGA!” WHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE NOTTHEREYET WHERE-!!! “ABOVE!” STAYINGINAIRFLOATING!DOWNTHRUST!! “MOVE!” SHE’S WAYAHEADOFYOU LINK, SHEDODGED, SWORDINDIRT YIGAMINE!!!!! JUMPLINK!

NOCKconcentrateconcentrateconcentrate slow everything slow all the time in the world now, asshole aimaimaimaimaimaimFIRE”FPFFFAAAH!”

“Link?!”

PAINmyFACE GODDESSLink RECOVERECOVER youstillhaveyour PAINeye PAIN noBOW

“A- Mmm!“

BOWgone theHEATtheSTRINGnoNO RUNLink!

“Ah-hahaha.”

REIDAburntSOBADpainPAIN how is she MOVING? ”NO!” ZELDADODGE!!!

“Hhmf.” “HHhhHHHaAhhh-gm-ph!”

HERBACK!!!! SwordSKYWARD LONGRANGEpleasehelpPLEASEpleasepleasePLEASE- ?! I FELT IT GOpain!

“HA!”

NoDODGED! attackingZELDAagain stillprone!hurt “ROLL- HA!”

LinkNEVERFORGET howTRICKY your Princess is LOOK AT HER GUARDIAN EYES, YES!that’s my move, the kick-throw them behind me and Reida’s PRONE and painMINE-

“RR-GH-KHH-“

herSWORD vs MINEstrangelystronglikeVayden I’mstronger winningwinning whysmilingbloodburntface?

“LINK RUN!”

Oh S%&@ I hearitIHEARITpain FIREBALL “GGHHE-“GUTKICKED “HH!”pain she’sSMOKEagainLink andYOU’REpainONTHEWRONGSIDEOFTHEFIRE RUNpainRUN ZELDA’SSIDE RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNpainLEAPHOTpainPAIN “Hhhhhh-hhh!” ROLLHOTPAIN

SingedSINGEDbootheels morepain withZelda she’s standing again

“Lhh- ink-“

She's horrified “I’m-m-hh-“ shakingagain “good, where’s Reida?!” painBacktoback hersbleeding noLinkno youlethergetHURTAGAIN thatSLASHinherback!!

No herpainburning choice, hers, she knew she was vulnerable, but I never would’ve thought they’d live through thatpain fireball, either-

THEY.

Link. Oh Link, there were TWO “Huiru?!”

“O-HHhhhonly Reida!”

“So faAAR”ABOVE DODGEconcentratesloweverything herblade towardZELDA’SSPINE paintooclosetoZELDA GRABREIDA’SWRISTSLINK andLEAP she’sstruggling but THIStime my knee’s in YOUR gut!

“GHHAAhh-“

FACE HILTPUNCH

“BF-!”

HolyF#$&shecrunched

Is she-?

P-eople’s bones. Thinner. Than monsters’.

“Hh-hh- Link?”

Holy f#$&.

Zelda, Zelda? Just heard her- fired- at- the- lynel thing. Again(doessheknowaboutme?)

? Different. Yellow? …Lightning?

amIshaking?It’s- “Zelda-” it’s moving

“I- see it!”

It’s- “No.” (Not. It’s not) “charging…”

“I s-kh-ee it!”

(She thinks I). Oh. It is. Charging. Light “Oh-fire oh!” Fireleft-

“Hhh! KHHh-hh.”

-and right. “Z- el!” StopitLink

“It’s penning uhhs- in!”

Trapclosing myGoddess, can we kill it in time, can we run fast enough? Getagrip numbhands and anotherarrow- and- and- blocked?

“Hh-KHHh.”

Lightning glow. A shield?

Master- if you see this ‘lightning’ shield move toward you-

“Link-“

-use me.

Use you how?numbhands

“I- I khhhh cannot h- harm it!”

Strike it with me.

Ohnoshe’sreallyscarednow, Zelda’s- wait, Fi, that’ll work?!

If this being is-

AndANSWERnumbZelda “I know. I’m sorry-“(sorry)

-what I fear it is, then yes.

Confusing(sorry) “-I’m with you, Zelda-” stopit beREADYLink “-I’m right here!” don’tshowit ignore swordright “Stay- behind me-“ andLINK don’tforget, two of them “-watch for Huiru.” Zelda thinkofZelda “We back up.” We can’t outrun this thing-

“As- h-hh- you say!”

-only buy a few extra(sorry)shakingnumb seconds as it lights the grass even CLOSER to us on fire, Hylia (sorry) Preserve us (dead), Lift us from these sands (deadifcan’tkillit). If I could teleport, I would (teleportZeldaatleast Idon’tdeserveit) “Keep… backing up.”

Master.

“Linkhhh- h-how do I aid you- if I khhhannot hh-harm it?”

The Yiga woman sought your death.

ignore “Be my eyes. Watch behind and above.” I know Fi, can’t help it, can’t help the thoughts they just(aresorry).

Don’t- don’t say it, Link.

She’ll think YOU think this could be the end. (sorrySORRY)NO getagrip getagrip getaholdofyourself, Fi’s right, Reida down is the best possible outcome, it’s over, one less person trying to murder you both(howdoIsaveZelda?saveZeldasaveZelda shedeserves)

“I-hhh-h- I love you, Link.”

Oh no. “I love you, too.”

.

She thinks we’re dead(howdoIsaveher?).

…You can’t leave it like that, Link- “So much. More than anything.”numb(shedeserves)

“Hh-hh-“

Fi…

What about the fire?(saveher) Can I hit the fireballs with you? Will that work?

I am sorry, master. Against that, I currently have no defense for you. All I can do is absorb what little energy I can.

So why the lightning thing-?

Because I am its antithesis, master.

…That sounds bad.

? It is of benefit to you.

No, no, I mean(needtoSAVEher)- if that’s like yournumb opposite, and you’re the Goddess’ sword, what the hell does that make IT?

I would be overjoyed to explain later.

Nasty, antithesis-wielding guy

Antithesis only.

on the back of a stal lynel- stalynel? Totally unphased by the dawn, too, by the way- who could burn us to death(notZeldadon’tletit) any minute.

I think.

So… why is it slowing down? “Zel-“

It slows-?

“-it’s stopping.”

“Stopping?”

Don’t you dare relax, Link(Zelda youhavetogetZeldaout) Not for one second(howdoIsaveher?)

Those massive hoofbeats were thundering a second ago. Nowpain(whocaresifyouhurt?) just a trot. Somehow. No reigns. How ispain(youdeserveit) he controlling it?

Its… eyes. Glowing. Purple. They look dead. Sightless.

Like Reida(sorry)

Don’t.

Grip.

Sword right.

Front stance.

Andpain for f$&#’s sake watch for Huiru.

What the hell is this person doing? He’s still a long way off. More glowing. He could be sending painfireball after fireball at us, couldn’t he? …Can it run out of fire or something?

Unknown.

…I could go forward and takepain the thing on- if I knew Huiru was dead. She knows, too, or she’d tell mepain to do it WOAH “Zel!” shestumbled

“F-hh-ine!”

She’sshaking wait, what- what? “Is that malice?”

“What?”

painIfeelher lookingoverhershoulder purple. “I think it is.” Glowing. Around Reida “Oh G- MOVE, Zelda-“

“YES!”

Okay back off BACK OFF “Zelda!” good, quick, eyesout, alldirections, she’spaintrying, she’s never done anything like this and it’s notidealatall and that’s whypain Fi wanted us to run, nochoice, wewon’thavechoice, she’s not ready and I’m hurt, we BOTH arepain and ignoring the pain doesn’t mean it isn’t there and I’ve had 20 minutes of sleep and while I haven’t lostpain all that much blood my clothes are IN my burntskin and I’m shakingexhausted and(a killer) way way way below optimal-

Something- something’spain happeningtothebody and ARROW!Zelda “Zelda, eyes behind!” Amazing shot directly up Reida’s whole chest cavity but that doesn’tseemtohavechangedanything and- “Huiru, keep watching-“

“I ahhm- khHHhhh.”

The rider doesn’t want to get near us does he, he wants to stay away and have other things do the painwork for him, longrange and using other people, using deadthings, it’s… him, theonefromtheplain “It’s Erl, isn’t it?”

“Not-Erl!”

Right right not actually Erl but “If he could do this why didn’t he before?!?”

“He appears loathe to attack us head-on!”

His behavior strongly supports that hypothesis.

“Fi, does that fit with”pain “who you think it is?”

I am uncertain.

Keep this one down low Link just in case somehow painone of them can year you, should I not swing at the yellow magic? If it might not be what you think?

…Use me if all else fail-

MELTING?! Noteverything-! “Zelda, the bones!”

“Hhh!”

Different notaReDead, somethingelse, like the dead lynel?

“Link- it’s stirring!”

“I’m-“ I don’t know what the f$*# I am- “as ready as I’ll get.”

“Akhhs am I, but- arrows. Low.”

“Use mine!”

“Y- yes!”

She’sgrabbingthose and Reidapainstarting- to push herself up-

“Twelve years.”

“FF-!“rightinmyEAR-

“Hhh!”

-who?! Wh?! “Was that him?!” How did we hear him?! So far

“Yes. It was me.”

HECANHEARUS thank Hylia I didn’t say the yellow magic thing out loud

“You’ll be dead soon.”

You'd think he'd sound happier about that.

“Hh-hh- hhh-hh- indeed not.”

“Heh.” What’s the matter with you, Link? Your Princess isn’t joking

“I’d say I regret we’ve had so little time together, but it would be such a lie.“

Keepbackingup he sounds-

“It’s beneath me.”

-tight. Wound up. Flat.

Reida’s… skeleton. Rising.

“Hh-hh.”

Thepain- eyes on it. Glowing like the lynel aaaaand wait.

Wait.

What was the thing about twelve years?? “Not sure you’re so good at counting. You haven’t been with us twelve years.” Oh s#$& or HAS HE?

“Twelve years is all the rest I received, thanks to you.”

“Pretty sure I didn’t wake you up.” Thatpain chattering-

“My master did.”

-it’s Reida’s… teeth.

“Pretty little Princess, lying in bed. I didn’t harm a hair on her head.”

What thepain hell does that mean?

“Never again. Not that it will matter. This time, it will finally end.”

Master.

“I khH- do not recall your presence in my bedchamber.”

Master, it is him.

That’s- I can FEELpain his weird smile, is this- is this some kind of telepathy, Fi, is it like you?

Like yet not alike.

“You don’t remember much, from what I’ve heard.”

It is DEFINITELY not-Erl, he heard her SAY that.

“I wonder how it happened.”

And- here comes thepain skeleton slow, slow-

“How did you survive?”

-still holding Reida’s sword, watch the hell out of everything, Link, holy s$&%pain

“How did your power suddenly arrive?”

it doesn’t matter if Huiru died or not, he’s up, he’spain up somewhere anywhere wherewherewhere ohf- skeleton! Canwalkthroughfire?

“Or- did it? Do you have power, tiniest Princess?”

? I don’t- don’t get it-

“Where is your light?”

Her light? Ours? Zelda- keep- just keep moving back-

“I freely admit my confusion. I can be honest with you, after all.”

...

Whatthef$&#? “We’re… not friends.”

“Dead men can’t spill secrets. Only organs. Well, and bile. Blood. Lymph. The things that make you so repulsive on the inside.”

“Make US repulsive?” painHow does ANYONE say that so totally matter-of-fact?

“In the extreme.”

pain“So, what- do you not have organs?” He sounds dead inside.

“My insides are far cleaner than yours.”

“Want me to check?” OOH, Link, what the hell are you doing PROVOKING him?!

.

It… went awfully quiet. Except Reida’s teeth.

painburns

That tightness in his voice- it’s weird, what is it? Like he’s straining. Nerves? Stress? Fear?

Fear?

He doesn’t want to getpain near us.

Is he… afraid of us?

Did I just SCARE him? “…Seems like that worries you.”

“Ffff-hhhh. Ffff.”

Hot breath on my neck

“I was content to let you live without her.”

(SAVEZelda)“NOT happening.”

“She was dead already.”

“Mg-?“ SHHH Link don’t give away that you havepain no idea what the f#$& he’s talking about, Zelda'snotdead, she's right behind you-

“You no longer mattered. I could rest. That’s all I want. Peace.”

Doesn't seem great with definitions, either. “This isn’t peace.”

“This isn’t what I want.”

“InHHdeed?! What do you wish for then, foul creature?”

Zelda.

“You-hh- massacred the inhabitants of this plain! That isn’t peace!”

Pissed off Zelda.

“It is when it’s over.”

Dear Hylia, he didn’t deny it!

“Phhhh-“

She’s so pissed off she’s hissing-

“-hhh-kh-hh.”

“Over. That’s what I want.”

-andpain creaking the hell out of that bowstring.

“But you pull me here- and the most frustrating thing is this may all be for nothing. Ripped from rest for the likes of you. Do you know what I think?”

…No idea but I’m sure going to give away as little as possible.

pain

“I think the way has already been paved. The power laid to rest, as it was meant to be. I think you are nothing but a lie.”

He’s angry, must be, why bother telling us that otherwise, whatever it means?

“You’d have used your power by now if you weren’t. Wouldn’t you, tiniest Princess?”

Tryingpain to get a dig in somewhere, but too scared to come over here and fight.

Afraid of us.

Ofpain me?

…Let’s find out.

“Is your hero also a lie?”

It’s like I just FELT him bare his teeth at me and ohhh it’s coming anyway isn’t it even if I WASN’Tpain about to do what I’m doing with your hand, that’s right Zelda, my hand, come with me, forward, if we run he just burns uspain but if he’s SCARED OF US maybe we can push his ass back if we freak him out.

Do not underestimate him.

What happened to not losing hope? ForwardFORWARD hesees

Do not lose caution, either, master. He- must have some aim.

Theskeleton swordraising you mean some reason he hasn’t already burnt us to a crisp.

An unsettling way to put it.

painSwordSKYWARD.

That’s right, Reida. It’sforYOU AWAY she’sfarbutit’ll- what’sthatsound?

“Hh-?”

?! therider LIGHTNINGBALL

“H-Link?!”

“STAY BEHIND ME!” READY LINK here it comes it’spain not as fast different totally different from the fire it’s like it lives by itself in the air

“Are you a lie, boy?”

it’s bigger than it seemed

“Hh-hh-Link-“

TrustmeZelda

“Link, move!”

“Trust me.” Quiet quiet it’s almost lazy how slow it is butpain

“Link!”

Ohno is she stillwatching behind “Behind, Zelda!” hereitIS!!”HFFF!”

IT WORKED!!!!

“O- oh!”

Probability 100%.

pain

“Gh-hhhh…”

Hot breath on my neck

It is him.

“YOU.”

he’s snarling isn’t he?

“OhhKhhh- thankhh-hh-“

It’squiet but Icanfeelit, he’s pissed, the lightning’s just floating away likepain a cloud now damn I should’ve tried to aim it at Reida, she’s still walking, the sword light didn’t do much, she just paused, I wonder, I wonder “So am I a lie or not?”

“You are dead.”

“LINK!”

Left? LEFT OHMYGODDESSTHEYCANRUNpain CHATTERING HUIRUBONES IT’SFAST?! ZELDASHOT IT VEERED! INTERCEPTINTERCEPTpain UPSLASH”GHHAAH!”

“HH!”

DearHylia it’spain like its ribs started to split and just came right back together and DODGELINKmissedmeHuiruSPINSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSPINSLASH BRITTLEBONES

Chattering!

“Mgh-HHhkhhh-“

REIDA! NOZELDA GETAWAYFROMHER ZeldaintheWAY can’tspinslash

“HHH! HHH!”

painTACKLE!!

It’s no weaker, she’s NO WEAKER painSTRONGER!!!

Master, the heads!

MAGIC OH F- “ZELDA, HUIRU!” She’snotUPyet “THE HEAD!” myTHROAT“KGHh-“OHS#$#!!

“It-hhs- rolling hhh-hh LINK!”

LIGHTNINGBALL airair“K”AIRPAINAIR GET THESE BONES OFFPAIN LINKohNOno-noAIR-PAIN-painpain-

“GHAAAAAAH-HHH-hhh!”

ZELDASWORDDRAWN CloseCOMBAT didn’twantthatbut REIDA’SHEAD “GH!” OFF YANKTHEARMS

“RRGKh-H!”

 YESOFF “HHHH! HHH-hh-hh-“ airairthank butdidn’twant Zelda closecombat pain twoexperts stalexperts S#$& HERE’S THE BALL HIT IT

Target the rider!

HITpain- You read my mind, Fi! throat throathurts

As usual, master!

windpipe Fisillyonpurpose-? Lightning fasternow! Must’ve hit hard andHUIRU backTOGETHER oh my Goddess. Fi, they just keep-

The head MUST be destroyed or the skeleton utterly obliterated, as we- MASTER!

I KNOW I SEE FASTERpain HE HIT IT BACK THELIGHTNING BAAAACK “HAAAAAH!” YES!RIGHTBACKATYOURFACE he’s closer, he got closer, paincareful that lynel lynelbonesfire if he gets desperate he’llburnus Zelda?! Reida’shead, sheknockeditWAYoverthere, drawingher BOW “NO DON’T!” HUIRUHASHER HERNECK “NO YOU” RIP HIM “BASTARD!” RIP HIM OFF HERPAIN!

No Isawitinherface herpain movement she’ssotired- F-ING THROW THIS GODDESSDAMN SKELETONPAIN, AWAY WITH YOU ASSHOLE ENJOY PICKING UP ALL YOUR PARTS WHILE I FRICKING STALK REIDA

“LINK!!!!”

F-LIGHTNI”AA”PAIN“hh”PAIN“AAA”

MASTER!

“NO!!!”

“Ha.”

PAIN“AAAA”PAIN“A”PAIN“AA”PAIN“AAAAaaaahhh!”CAN’T

Master, open your eyes!

“LinkgGGGH! Link phh-h-lease…”

Herhandsher whereamI? pain

“Phh-lease, they-hhh-hh- shall re-form!”

Herhandsareshaking pain sohard “Sh-shh-hh.” Squeezethathand hardto though hardtomove pain

“Oh- hh- HHH!”

Light-

Light?

Turn!

The- LIGHTNINGBALL what’swrongwithyouLink?! IN FRONT OF ZELDA painIN FRONT HIT IT YOUR SWORD YOU CAN DO IT PAY ATTENTION YES! Right back at this asshole and now I knowpain getting closer I’m CLOSING on you oh you don’t like that do you yeah yeah here it comes aGAIN and it’spain back at you AGAIN and FASTER and FINE you want FASTER I’ll give you FASTERWOAHHIT HIT

“GHHAAAAGH-K!!!! HH-“

HIT! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?! stillmounted, toobad checkZelda, there, watching people-bones, almost back together thatSOUND THELIGHTNING FINE YOU WANTpain TO GO AGAIN HERE WE GO HIT CLOSER I’ll get CLOSER TO YOU and CLOSER and painAGAIN FASTER and FASTER AGAIN RIGHT AT YOUR FACE YOU DIDN’T LIKEpain IT LAST TIME THOUGH- FINE! FASTER AGAIN AND-!!! “ZELDA!”

AIMEDATHER! SHESEES SHE’LL

“HH-HHH!”

SKELETONARMS?!?!!?! “NO!” RUNPAINHOWTHEF#$( ARETHEYDOINGTHAT THEY’REJUSTARMS NONO PLEASEHYLIA

“KGHHHHAAAA”

“ZELDA!” SCREAMINGNO!!!!!!!!

“As I thought.”

“AAAAAAAA”

SHE’SSCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

“Lies.”

(What will happen if I hear her scream?)

“oOOOHh-”

(Will I freeze?)

“No magic, pretty little Princess?”

NOTTODAY “RRRAaAH!” NOFREEZING

“Oh-hh-h-h-“

Because that arm’s SPLINTERSpain

“hhh-hh-“

“Nothing to save you?”

and THIS ONE’s FLYINGSOMEWHERE GOODBYE

“hhhhh…”

“Good.”

FIREBA- fireBALLS HOTBOTHSIDES PENNEDINTIGHT HOT Wh- OhmyGoddessZeldahereyes “Heyheyhey openup- open!” She’strying she’spainwoozy I wastoo myGoddesswhat's he doing???

“Dead, regardless.”

Wind?

Wind. Sudden- blowing…

North?

Oh no. No, NOpain- “Zelda! Zelda, UP! NOWwwwOOOH!”FIREBALL”MOVE!”TOOCLOSESHECAN’T OVERYOURSHOULDERLINK THROW HERPAIN OVERBACK PAINand RUNPAINPAINPAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“HH-hhhoh-hhh?”

“GH!” PAINIGNORE “HH-hh-hhhhh-hhh- I- HAVE you!”HOTHOThotOHPLEASEHYLIAPAIN ALOT ALOT IT PASSED JUST RUNPAIN

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“KH-HHHhhh-hhH!”

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“HH-hhKhh.”

it’s closing by the second, how close is it painhow close the fire behind us?

?!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO “Zelda.” WAYtooclose

“HhhH-hh-h- try-hiing-!”

Oh noNO “I know, I KNOW- we’re together!” She’s ontheverge I’msureofit, there’s so muchpain fire I can hardly see, can’t- howhot will I even see the next hotfireball coming?

“KhhHHHhh-hh-m.“

It’s like the fire’s alive and chasing us (allmyfault I)hot (recommended wecametohelp becauseIrecommended)pain hotHOT ISTHATANOTHER “LEFT NOW!!!!”

SOCLOSESOCLOSEHOTHOT”AaaAAF!”

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Goodthingtoobecause NO STUPID STUPID LINK PAT IT OUT HOT PAT OUT YOUR POUCH HOT HOT!!!

pain Holy S%&@ you lose THAT and you are BOTHpain DEFINITELY DEAD BURNED ALIVEhot OR SMASHED AT CANYON BOTTOM AND YOU PROBABLY ARE ANYWAYprobablyare Cheecryinginbed (Zeldabody burntbroken) no please

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Hylia

Hylia

Preserve us(please)

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“L-hhHh-i-“

Ithappenedalready dawn keep us with the dawn

“KHHH-hhh-HHH!”

Thepain smoke again no(notZelda)- she-

He who wields the sacred blade

“HH!” Who is that?!

“Hhh-hKgh-what- is it?”

Fly with the wind

Ishot- the smoke getting to me, too?

Blood oxygenation level 97%.

Okay that’s Fi again what?what? 97 seems okay.

I hear her too, Master.

Hear…

Her?

Hear HER?!

SPEEDLINK!!! “COME ON, ZELDA!”

“Hhh-HH?”

DON’T GET IT OUT YET, WOOD PLUS HOTFIRE BAD, BUT YOU’REpain GOING TO AND THERE’S ACTUAL

REAL

HOPE!

HYLIA, PRESERVE US!

LIFT US FROM THESE SANDS

Fly with the wind

KEEP US- I- I hear you! “Z- Zelda!”

“LHH-H-EFT!”

YES LEFT MORE FIREHOT BUT “Zelda, did you hear it?”

“Yh-YES-fire- more!”

No no “The voice!”

“V-hhhHHHHkHHh- voi- ce?”

painLaterLink! figureitoutwhenshe’ssafe “Just- sprint!”

“I AAHhm!”

hot“No, SPRINT! SPRINT for me” pain “Zelda, give everything!” paindoesn’tmatter

“I- HHhhh-“

“Everything you’ve got!!” Zeldalivingmatters

“R-RRRrrrRRR!”

That’s it YES hot she’s so tired butpain there’s always that one last hotburst

“HH- hh- hh!”

everyone has in them and this is it! We’ve got to make it through

“Hh- HH-h!”

before the wind makes all these firelines join, makespain it overtake us hotand yes it hurts

“HhHH-h.”

it hurts, legsbackneckclothestuckpullingrubbing hotand whatever’s going to happen when wepain go over that edge will be dangerous as all hell hotbut there’s hope, there IS!

“Hh-KHH-h-h.”

There is-

Something?

What is that?pain

Like a banner

Shining in the wind

?hot

It’s likehot the thing I saw last week

I paindon’t-

Is it hotthe same thing?

painWhat IS that? “Zelda? Do you- know what that is?”

hotHer eyebrow paincrease fireFIREPOP theregoesthatbush holy- burning ignoretheburningpainHOPE pouchstillgoodgood

“Wh- Hh-hh- what?”

She-

She doesn’t see? “There!”

hotShaking her head and-!!!

“HHhH!”

Wobble- she’s okay butpain

“Mgh-hh.”

she’s going to slow soon sohot sohot she doesn’t see it toohot does she?

She likely does not, Master.

Why not?

For the same reason she could not hear the words. The same reason only you saw the spirits of the sacred woods.

Huh?hot

The koroks.

Oh!

“K-hhh-kh.”

painThe others sohotcouldn’t see them?

No, master.

They’re spirits?pain

Fairies, to be precise.

Is- hotthat thing in the distance a fairy, too?

I do not believe so, but my sight depends on you.

Okay- okay-

“Mgh- hh- hh-“

Keep running runhotpain FAST, but- she’s already a little slower.

Don’t take her hand, not yet.

“H- h- hh-“

Let her poundpain out everything she can with her arms pumping

Wait for her- to hotreally need itsohot- waitWINDHOWLING! Checkback

“Oh-hh?”

she’scheckingtoo fireball? painFireball? No fireball? He’s just stirring up the windtoohot behind uspain isn’t he, the way behind us is totallyhot blocked. Can’tpain go back, can’t. burningDeath.

“KHhhHHHHHH-hhh!”

The others? Prayforthempray pray he spent all his hotenergy on uspain and the others got away and he hotreally doesn’t care about thempain so they’ll- be fine. As long as theytoohot get away from the fire, maybe, maybe findthosekids

“Mm-gh-KHh.”

and help themhot. Zelda and I, wepain couldn’t. Couldn’t get back throughpainburning those flames, not without teleporting likehot the Yiga or beingaskeleton which is reallynotwhatwewant-

Or a skeleton.

SKELETONS?

???sohotlookhowbrightheflames

I don’tbrighthot see thempain but the fire’s moving so fast

“KhhHHHHhh.”

For all I know they’re right there, hotbehind the first wave. They’d have to’ve painput “khh-h” themselves back together first, buthot

“KhhHHHHhhhhHH-hh.”

hotthey seemed disturbingly good at that.

The- firehotHOT. Forcingpain “kghkH” us more lefthot morewest toward the other inferno too much smoke bet he can’t see us at all anymore though-

“L-Linkhh-h? Para-“

“Shhh.” Just in case he can still hear!

…She gets it.

“KhhHHh-hh! Hh- hh-“

…hotStruggling. Slowing.

“KHHhHH-h!”

Look at her legspainunsteady.

My hand.

Here.

Take it.

“Hh-h. Hh-h.”

Some of the painburden. Let me take it.

That’sit, I know you’re tiredhotpainburning(scared) “kh.”

“Hh-oh- mgh.”

pullher More tired than I am pleaselessburntthoughplease

We neverhot even had a single day to start training you.

If we’d been… anyonepain else but us, hotwe’d both’ve been dead last night hotpainalready POP loud thatonewasloud

“K-k-hGh.”

It seems like such a huge deal, to just be “khh-hh” hotburns crazy strong and fast with insanepain stamina without even trying, to be even more so whenpain you work hard at it, buthot these things- the THINGS we sawhot on this plain-

We’re massively outnumbered.

“HhHHh-khhhHHhhh.”

There are so many horrors. So many creatures hotjustpain “khhHh-hh” as strong or stronger than us. We have toburning “Gh-khm” burningpullingstopit concentrateonherpullingherinstead pullawayfromthefire the edge

“Hhh- hhh-“

we have to use everything we’ve got, and we have to get betterMOREPOPPINGBUSHESSWERVE

“KHHhhh!”

Explodingbushes both of us. burnsMe and her. Havetogetbetter. Because we weren’t enough for this.

Hyliashaking burnspain “g-gh-hh.”

We weren’t enough for this.

“Li- hhkHHhh-“

“I-h- have you!” pullingharder

Are therepain- are there others?

There are, there’s painMipha, Daruk, Urbosa, and Revaliburning.

“KHHH-hh-KHhhhhh.”

Are… six of us enough?

shakingCan we hotfind others?

“Mm-hhkhHh- hhh- I- I-”

“You can do it!” (gettingweakbothweakpullingZelda we’dfall firealloverusweburn)stopitLink

Is there a backup if one of us diespain? (fallburnwouldhurtsomuch)NO HopeHOPELink

Survive, master!

HopeHOPEhot, that spirit! Fire sohot, there’s fire

I will gladly speak of it when you are safe.

but flameslower there “kh-kh” get therepain gettheregetthere see over them

“HHkH-hh.”

I… I see it. I see its head!

You approach Dinraal.

Dinraal?

She is a sacred dragon—an ancient servant of the Spring of Power.

Dragon?

Dragon.

…Wow.

hotsohotWow. Justrunjustgetthere it’s getting sohot, hotter- just hot all the time “khH” not just when the flames are licking at my legs

“Hh-h-h-h-hhh-hh-hh-ghhhh-hh- oh-h-“

Zelda “Almost!”

“Mgh-hh.”

The painonherface “We’re almost there.”

…She’s shaking her head.

“We’ll make it!”

“L-hh- Link-hh-hh- Mghph- our- chance iskhHHHh-hh- no hh-better-h than-h be-hh-fore.”

“It is.”

“N-h- ohhhthing has-hh-hh- changed!”

“It has.”

Look at her painlooking at you.

“KhhHHHHHh-hh-hh-HH-h.”

hotsohotWould she be crying?

If we had any tears left to? I’m parched. “It has- really. KhhH- please trust me.”

“I…hhh-hh…”

A tiny pout

“I do-hh.”

She does.

But I think she thinks I’mpainhotter just trying to make her feel better.

I’m not.

“KhhHHHh-HHHKHH-hh-oh- hHHh-hhKHHH!”

TherepainHOT it is, Link.

The dragon.

And the- the(heat) the wind.

“O-ohHh-ohh-hh-hohhh-L-L-“

The WIND theheatmoreheat(you’llbeovercome) (it’sevenhotterandyou’llpassout)

“L-hhink the-hh-hh- heatkHHHhhhhh!”

“I-h- know, I- fhh-eel it, too!” the wind kickingpain up hard it’s theheat thefire Fi, Fi(you’llpassout) I’m- waveringWAVERwoah nono I might- I’mtoohot- she- ?! “ZELDA STAY UP!” herbicep

“Th-hh-HHHh-KHHHHhhh!”

KeepherUP that’s it that’s it she’s uppain we’re “al-hhh-mohst there, almost, I- promise!”

She- smiling?

“HH-HH-hhh-HHh- Hhh is that-hh- a chhhhallenge?”

hotHOThotpain can’thelpit smilingbackatheranyway shescrewedupthejoke butwhocares becauseshe’swoozy(dyingno pleasenother) andshestillLOVESyou and “YES!”

“Hhh-hh-hahh!”

And we reallyaretoohot "khHh-hh" almostthere DESPITE your sh!^^& intrusive thoughts, Link, there’sHOPEyouHEARDher heardHER! We’reslowingpain pain, butthere’stheedge, I SEE it!

Only a little space(it’stoohot), so little not burning(yourgliderwillburn) (you’llfall) (dead), havepain to hurry that north wind kickedupsomuchharder so MUCH it’sHOTchasingyou(firefast) (burnyouboth) (dead) so strong it’s notonlynorth so painhot it’s blowing up blowing up wait, up?

“KhhHHHHhhh-hh.”

Up?

UP! Is- ispain that enough, would it lift you?!

Pre(saveher)hot

Preserve

Lift us from these sands?

Keep us with the DAWN? WHICH JUST HAPPENED ?

“HhhkhHHhh-“

hothotSong lyrics- guides!

“-hh-h…hhh…”

Ifpain songs can be guides why not prayers we thought the song of the Goddess was gibberish and it wasn’t it was a GUIDE for an ancientpain hero and spirit maiden Fi can the prayer be a guide?!!?

Given the current situation

toohot

and the telepathic communication you and I experienced

gettingcloser

I estimate a probability of 98.3%

thatfirewallbehindyou

that those words of prayer were specifically intended for you, master.

burninghotblazing Holy Light.

Fly with the wind she said and that’s EXACTLY WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN “MOVE!!” SPEEDBURST PULLHER BELIEVE “WE’RE GOING TO MAKE IT!”

“L-Link!”

BELIEVEITLINK Scaredsound Zelda “It’s alright!!” Pull her, painpull her, we’re almost theresohot BELIEVE IT

I don’t dare reach in that pouch yet can’tpainburning risk dropping anything back here but plan Link, Zelda’s so tired

“KhhHHHHHhhhHhh.”

paineven morehot than you, she could slip andburningsohot if she slips over the drop she’s dead(yourfault), can’t let it happen, your climbing gear!

“Hh-hh-HHH-hh-hh-h.”

Bepain fast use the clips the harness there’s only ONEhotter(closingtrapclosing), have to get her into it, clip herpain to me so if she passes out or her painstrength gives out she won’t fall hotEMBERSHAIR "Kh-HHpfff-t-hh!" HOTpainhot

“Hh-hh! Oh-HHh-h-h.”

hurts(closingin fromallsides)ignore, my- belts- not made to hold her weight, have to clip her to all of them Link allpain and pray! Can I rig the paraglider…? No, no if off kilter we plummet, it has to be me. I hold on, she rides me, she clips onto me.

The dragonWOWjustwow HUGE?! There’s flames! Fi, are those dangerous?

It is likely, master.

And here we ARE SKID

“HHh-hh!”

SKIDSTOP “Harness” inpouchinpouchshaking shakinghands hardtoreachin “harness! Put it on!”

“Khh-wh?”

She’s confused but she’s- “This way, this- yeah, leg, leg-“ my Goddess she’s shakingsobadNO-

“Mm-m!”

she- she almost painfell the flames flames any minute they’ll be lickingus can’t risk it lighting the paragliderHURRYhelpherhelpher “That’s it, yeah- buckle- I’ve got that part” tightentighten securesecuresecure needstobetight ifshepassesout

“L-Ink-wh-? We khhhah- not- climb such a height!”

“We’re not, clips!” One two three one for each point you know WHAT extra clips, extras too, I don’t have enough belts but “my back, clip them- like this, you see? To the backs of my belts, the baldric, anywhere you can- yeah- that- that one- the one under too-“

“All-hh- five-hh??”

“Ye-kh-“ what’s- thatsound “yes-ssss!” OHMYGODDESS “GRAB ME, RIDE!”

“L-? OH!!”

PAINBACKPAINREIDAHUIRUCOMING THEYWERERIGHTBEHINDUS SWORDS SHE’S PAINONMESHAKING PARAGLIDER PAIN GETITOUT GETITOUT NOTIME JUST JUMP BELIEVE AND JUMPLINK!

“MmmmMMMMM-“

“KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEHHHHH….”                      

PAINonmyback UNFOLD

“-MMMmmMM!”

FALLINGpain”gh!”UNFOLDHOLYS$%^

“Llll-!!!“

STOMACHINHEADpain!!!!

“LNNnnnAAAAAA-”

HYLIAhurts”GH!”HURTS PRESERVEUS

“-AAAAAAAAAAAA-“

LIFTUShurtsobad UNFOLDDON’TDROPIT

“-AAAAAAAAAAAAH-HHH-HH!”

painZeldaFROMbackTHESESANDS DON’TDROPIT YOU’REDEAD YOU’REOHMYGODDESSWHIPPEDUP

“HHHH-hHH! Oh!”

WHIPPEDWIND NOTdead- NOTDEAD!!!painPAIN

“Ohh-h-my-!“

WINDsostrong paingoingUP!

“Ohh! H-Hylia!”

HyliaHYLIA prasePRAISEHylia IfeelitWHIPPING our hair up up up UP UP UP so hot- the dragon, it’s fire, there’s painfire all over floating like those lightningballs, painMASSIVE updraft and our enemy’s north wind is HELPING us now! North- and UP!!!

And she’s- she’s panting- andpain shaking- or sobbingmaybe, silent sobs withpain her arms thrown around my neck- “Zelda.”

“Mmm- hmMm.”

So scared “Shh- sh- Zelda-“

“Link.”

“It’s okay, it’s alright now.” She’s barely hanging on, painstruggling to keep her legs wrapped aroundpain my hips, to keep all her weight on her limbs and not those clips. “Just- stay with me.”

She’s… not the onlypain one struggling.

I’m shaking so bad. And she… REALLY hurts pressed on my back like that in its very-possibly-entirely-skinless state.

But I’ll take itpain. She’s alive.

“D- id- you see?”

“…See?”

“They- they’re there.”

“They- who?”

“Huiru. Reida. They- below us.”

Can I-

painPAINNo. “I- I can’t see, can’t twist around.” Too risky withshakingpain you riding. “Can only see ahead.” I shouldn’t beshaking surprised, they’re dead already, they probably don’t care if they fall…

How… ever… manypain painfeet that is. That.

shakingHoly

Yeahpain, Fi, that 48 feetshaking or painwhatever I’d done before? shakingDoesn’t even sort of compare to thispain. Ifpain we fall. Evenshaking if we painstart to sink, if painwe speedshaking up as we go paindown, it’s so far-

Cease to fear what lies below, master. Fly while you can, and mind the flames.

Woah, she’s painright. shakingstopshakingThose fireballs (can’tstop) they’re moving almost like – like soap bubbles. Firebubbles. Moving, and we’reshakingpain at least partially at the mercy of the wind.

Andpain thank Hylia- thank YOU Hylia- for having that mercy on us. painThe wind, lifting us up.

There’s a weirdshaking smile on your face, Link.

You canpain unpack it later.

For now, painsteer the glider. Beshaking between all that floating flame.

“Link?”

“It’s alright. Just making sure we don’t hit anything.”

“Hit-?”

She probably can’t see the bubbles either.

“Link, you- are… trembling.”

“…Yeah.”

And there it is, Link. She has painstrength enoughshaking to try and hug you, even though she’s already basically hugging youpain, and nuzzling in your hair.

“I love yhou-khHh- oh. I’m sorry.”

“Heh. Don’t be sorry.” pain“I love you, too. Just…” shaking “hang on for me, okay?”

Nodding against me

And shaking like crazypain.

shakingJust like me.

It’s- up to you, now, Link. painHow to get her to safety. How to get theshaking two of us somewhere we can actually deal withpain our wounds, and rest, and painmaybe eat something, and get fricking word to the castle aspain fast as possible. Margil, Beraya, Daile… they’llshaking… all think we’re dead.

The dragon. It’spain – huge. And FAST. Now that we’re paincloser I can see its speed and it’s phenomenal(can’tstopshaking). Looks like it’s just gliding gently along like us but it’spain racing through the air.

That’spain… got to be making some wind, too.

It’ll pass us, won’t it? Very soonpain. If we’d been earlier or later, painwe couldn’t- it wouldn’t’ve been here to give us that boost.

(Thank you).

The updraft’ll stop at some point.

Steer- left- painthere- try to stay near it as long as possible. Maybe-

If I angle forward?

“Hh!”

“It’s okay- trying to pick up some speed.” She’s scrabbling again-

“You- do you think- we can make it- to the other side?”

That’s a really, really long way. Andpain- where would we land?

What we’d really want is to go up, up, up, up as far as painpossible on that updraft.

shakingShe said they’re below us – Huiru and Reida.

And- going down is NOT an option anyway. painBroken legs. Minimum. “I’ll try.”

“How- how can I help?”

Nuzzle her, Link. As best you can in this position. Who cares if it hurts. “Just stay with me. Hang on.”

Tighterpain. Good. Stay strong, Zelda. Please stay strong for me.

The dragon really is moving very, very fast. Catch up, Link, lean inpain and buildshaking as much speed and height as possible on that wind. You havepain your next goal, and it’s the cliff on the other side.

Fly with the wind, she said.

Who am I to argue with the Goddess?

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Hi Snail! I found more songs (ohmygod there are so many especially for doffy)

MI CORAZÓN by Micah Palace and the character it's for is smack dab on the title. Like AJSKDJDKS ROSINANTE OPENING UP ABOUT HIS SECRETS WITH A LOVELY CONFESSION- perfection

And- and Señorita for Mihawk 'cause GRRRRR ENEMIES/RIVALS TO LOVERS IT LEGIT SOUNDS SO GOOD IN THAT CONTEXT

"I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SEÑORITA" GRAHHH WOULD WOULD WOULD WOULD WOULD (and the headcanon that he plays the guitar is just mmmmhhh it fits so much with this)

Then there's AJR who really fits Usopp's vibe. The tune, the lyrics, the everything, it just screams USOPP. Examples given: Weak, Burn the House Down (ENIES LOBBYYYYYYYY-), World's Smallest Violin, Bang!, Inertia, Way Less Sad (the list keeps going on help)

AJR's songs talk a lot about things that are really in line with Usopp's character ngl, cannot recommend this band enough (the beat is catchy and the lyrics are relateable, what more could you ask?)

Btw, I know this is the WCI opening song, but Hope by Namie Amuro for Sanji (and by extension Luffy) because IT'S LITERALLY LUFFY'S LETTER TO SANJI ASKING HIM TO COME BACK ARGJSFBDHRRVSJS- *garbled, incoherent noises of something along the lines of "it's so fucking good"*not to mention the vocals and the melody and the beat is just so 🤌🤏👌 *chef's kiss* (the pun was not intentional) (this song playing while reading a sanlu fic though >>>>>)

as for doffy finally

I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Maneskin (again because yes) for Doflamingo 'cause he's ✨️freaky✨️ like that (dommy and subby doffy lives rent free in my head. you're (one of) the one(s) who caused this. pay up for my therapy or we go into madness together)

THEEENNNN aishiteitananoni for Doflamingo but specifically when he killed Rosinante. Like. The song is literally "i love you but you betrayed me so you gotta face the consequences" IF THAT ISN'T DOFFY CODED IDK WHAT ELSE

transitioning to crocodile (the pun was not intentional)

Rabbit Hole by DECO*27 (or the wonderful english covers by either will stetson or rachie and all the others) is UGH freaky and funky vibes - both of them fuck casually for release (croccy) and for the sake of fucking itself (doffy)

they're all frat boys to some extent (by the way, epic's thunder bringer's first verse by zeus (and maybe the whole song actually) feels quite in character for doffy)

never cry again by john michael howell is such a fitting song for dofuwani exes to lovers to exes to lovers ugh the lyrics are so good and his voice is so nice too

ofc the gals need love too

pls for all the dommy mommies in one piece gimme the song boyfriend by dove cameron (or i'll do it but idk if i can last long enough to rizz them up before combusting in flames of embarrasment and the fact that they're so pretty)

might have more idk myb later after i dig through my playlist again

ARTEMIS. YOU SAID MANESKIN. I LOVE MANESKIN SO MUCH.

I can absolutely see "I wanna be your slave" for Doflamingo, but add in some pining and longing in there represented by "Honey (R U Coming?)"

"We're gonna get sky high and create a new world where somebody might die but nobody gets hurt. And if it sounds good for you, baby just say the word, you'll like it."

Could also for for Sabo, that cute little anarchist (positive).

THE AMOUNT OF DOFFY CODED SONGS IN HERE KS JUST RAAAAAAH. AND YOUVE PUT IN A DOFFUWANI IN THERE TOO? Artemis, I love this.

I'm just on the floor. I'll have to check out AJR for you, I haven't been exposed to a lot of their stuff. Thank you again for the song recs, I'm sorry I didn't get into the ask box for a while 🖤

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Kinktober Day 15: Sex in cars

More modern AU. Continuation of the Face sitting scene from Day One. I’d link it but I don’t want Tumblr to discard my post again because their app sucks…

Content and Warnings: role playing, semi-public sex, oral sex, deep throating, anal sex, anal fingering, butt plug, PIV sex, cum tasting, allusion to age play, breeding kink, cum tasting.

Addy’s ardent moans had fogged the windows up quite well, though it was hard to tell from the outside of the car’s heavily tinted windows. She leaned down between Halsin’s knees, pulling his cock and balls further out of his pants and teasing her tongue along them. He was even more slick with pre-cum and twitched excitedly as she began to suck on his tip. “I wish I could see this view better,” he grinned, gently thumbing along her slick vulva. It had grown late enough that the interior of the car was getting dark.

“You could turn the flashlight on your phone on,” she purred, taking him completely in her mouth. He let out a long moan, shifting his legs slightly in the cramped back seat.

“My phone is…uhhhhnnnn…in my back pocket,” he replied, sucking her sticky honey off his thumb. “And I’m going to need you on your back soon…”

“Ohhh…is that so?” She glanced back at him, taking him completely in her mouth and struggling not to gag. He grunted lowly, his feet pressing hard against the side of the car.

“Addy!” He huffed, her ass rising and falling as he took in heavy breaths. “If you…mmmmhhh…keep that up…we’ll have to end the night early.”

“We can’t have that, can we?” She pulled her mouth from him with a wet pop. “Is it time to fuck me now, Mr. Silverbough?”

“I think so,” Halsin growled, squeezing her ass tightly.

Addy shifted off his shoulders carefully, climbing into the foot well of the backseat as he sat up. He pulled her down for a hungry kiss, his beard reeking of her musk. He couldn’t wait to get her on her back, moving her hips down onto his cock instead. “Ohhh…Daddy…you’re so impatient,” she cooed as he pulled her hips along his shaft slowly, getting himself slick with her honey so she could ride him faster.

“I just…uhhhnn…needed a few minutes of this,” he grunted as she started bouncing on his lap. “To make sure you can…mmmhhmmm…handle me hard…and deep.”

“You’d be surprised how much I can take,” she growled, riding him faster, making the car teeter slightly.

She then started to slow her hips, leaning down to reach for the bag behind the driver’s seat. She pulled out the towel to spread across the seat, as well as a large anal plug, lube, and an assorted box of condoms. “What’s all this?” He asked, her hips still making slow circles around his cock.

“I told you I can take a lot…I want you to fuck my ass for a little bit…before you finish in my pussy.”

“Addy,” he groaned, her walls tightening around him in quick pulses. “Wouldn’t you rather do that…somewhere more comfortable?”

“I can’t think of a better place for you to have my asshole for the first time than the backseat of a muscle car,” she bit her lip, putting some lube on the plug. “Can you hold it in place for me, Daddy?” She asked, reaching back to ease the plug up her ass.

She let out a quiet moan as it slipped past her knot, Halsin’s hand reaching up to take control of the end. He began to tease it in and out of her ass as she started to ride him again, feeling full and tight. The plug had a subtle vibration setting, Halsin feeling it buzz through her muscles, making him moan quietly along with her. They fucked at an easy pace for a while, the car gently rocking along with a few others at the overlook. Addy managed to come again, the vibrations and fullness soaking his lap in arousal. She panted against his shoulder as he switched the plug off, pulling it slowly out of her asshole. “You ready to take its place?” She grinned widely, though not without a little nervousness.

Halsin would be the biggest thing she’d ever had up her ass, but she knew he would be gentle with her. He nodded, helping her climb off his lap and back into the foot well as they shifted positions. He scooted to the far side, so she could lay the towel down and then climbed onto her hands and knees. She teased her ass high for him, arching her back and gripping tightly to the side of the seat. He flipped her short skirt back up, tonguing her asshole as he slipped on a condom. He could feel her gaping against his tongue, pulsing and ready for his thick cock. He lubed up his fingers and slipped them inside, feeling the tightness that would soon be around his cock. “You’re sure about this, Clataedre?” He asked, feeling her start to rock against his thick fingers. “I might blow my load faster than Halsin…and if I come in your cunt…he might end up with a younger brother…”

“Is that what you want, Daddy?” She looked back at him with a curled lip. “Breed me before your young stud can?”

“He’s very irresponsible,” Halsin growled, adding another finger to her asshole and playing into the role. “He let me drive you home alone, after all.”

“I was just hoping for a nice, creamy milkshake,” she bit her lip coyly, feeling his fingers slip out and the tip of his cock brush up against her hole.

“You’ll get that…soon enough,” he grunted, slowing easing the head of his cock past her tight entrance. She whimpered loudly, feeling more stretched than she ever had before.

“More?” He groaned, his tip squeezed tightly between her canal.

“Yeah…” she nodded, pressing her face into the leather seat. “Please…Daddy…I can take it…”

“But…uhmmmmm,” he moaned, sliding further inside her. “I’m not…sure how much I can take,” he sighed, sliding out and then back in, just a little deeper.

“Take…ahhhhh…as much as you can,” she moaned, every nerve in her asshole suddenly coming alive. “You feel so good…”

“You feel amazing,” he whispered, pulling her hips back and forth slowly, pushing further in each time. Her legs began to tremble as he went deeper and faster, her whimpers growing louder. He gripped her hips tightly, each thrust threatening to make him erupt. “Gods! Addy!” He huffed, fighting against the urge to come. “I need your cunt…right…now.”

He allowed himself a few more thrusts, easing himself completely inside and holding her hips tightly against him for a moment. “Halsin!” She cried out, squirming around him. “Don’t move…just let me…”

She reached back desperately to rub her clit, her other arm shaking as she tried to support her weight.

“Let me,” he reached down to help, pressing his wide palm against her throbbing pearl.

She began trembling all over, her ass pulsing even tighter around him as she came again, her cries loud and sharp. He nearly came himself, biting deeply into his lip to prevent it. “Oh…my…Gods!” She squealed, her toes kicking against the seat. “Fuck!” She swore, her face buried in the leather seat. “I’ve never felt anything like that before.”

He slipped out of her abruptly, unable to remain inside any longer without filling the condom with cum. “Mmmmm,” he sighed, taking in a deep breath. “You nearly had me,” he smiled, looking down at her blissful face pressed against the pristine leather. “I didn’t hurt you at all, did I?”

“If I felt any pain…it was overtaken by pleasure,” she grinned happily, letting her ass rest on her heels for a moment. “Thank you for playing along with me in this scenario. Astarion sometimes finds it hard to…stay in character.”

“Finally those years playing Damsels and Daggers in a basement has paid off,” he leaned over her back, kissing her gently. “And we aren’t through yet.”

He peeled the condom off his cock, a thick string of pre-cum pulling away with it.

She carefully turned over onto her back, Halsin looming above her, his cock wobbling hungrily for her cunt. She spread her legs wide and high, pressing her feet against the roof of the car. He growled loudly, ready to do this all evening. He climbed between her legs, the leather seats groaning as he pressed his knees into them. He kissed and nibbling on her legs, giving his cock a moment to calm down so he could fuck her for more than a few strokes. “Mmmmmm,” she giggled, his teeth tickling her legs. “You’re going to keep me out too late at this rate, Mr. Silverbough. Well past curfew…”

“I’ll write you a note,” he grinned.

He finally sunk down against her, teasing his cock along her throbbing slit. “Come on, Daddy,” she begged, shifting her hips impatiently. “I think it’s time we took things home…hard and fast.”

“I agree,” he growled, pushing inside her with a hard thrust that made her grunt.

“Harder,” she gripped his back, digging her fingers into his shirt. He thrust harder, making her grunt again and the car lurch slightly. “Just like that, Daddy,” she nodded, pressing her feet harder against the roof of the car. “Now…faster…fuck me until I can’t see straight.”

He nodded with a devious grin, starting to move his hips quickly, causing the car to rock back and forth. Each hard thrust met her hips with a wet slap, the leather creaking under them. They held their moans inside, grunting urgently against one another as their breaths grew heavier. “Uhhhnnn…there’ll be…ahhhh…no way to get your pussy smell…uhhnnnfff…out of the leather,” he groaned, pumping hard and fast inside her.

The enclosed environment had trapped the smell of their sex and made their heads swim with lust. The suspension of the car began to whine, though not as loudly as Addy, as he continued to pound her. “I…uhhhnnn…should’ve got an…oh gods…older model,” she panted, looking hungrily into his eyes. “They don’t…make them…like they used to.”

“They don’t make them like you either, Clataedre,” he grinned, pressing hard against her, thrusting his hips vigorously.

The entire car was humid with their breaths, the cold outside air making the windows even foggier. Neither of them lasted much longer, their long session coming to an end abruptly with loud cries and moans. The car finally stopped rocking, a few of the couples in other vehicles watching with envy and hoping to do the same before the night ended. Addy and Halsin breathed hot into each other’s mouths, their lips making loud smacks as they shared their tongues. “Incredible,” Addy finally sighed after sucking hard around his. “That was definitely a conception-level fuck.”

“Halsin better get used to the sound of crying infants,” he grinned, slipping out of her along with a thick ooze of cum.

“You might’ve actually gotten other girls in the parking lot pregnant…on a spiritual level,” she teased, shifting her hips to feel him leaking down to her well-stretched asshole.

“You don’t mind…do you…that I…talk like that…even though you…?” he asked, rubbing his hand along her belly, knowing exactly where her tiny hysterectomy scar was.

“Not at all…it’s a turn on…knowing that it’s never a risk…but still being so full of your cum…you wanting me so much…I like that feeling. I’d lick all that cum out of my pussy if I could.”

“I could help with that a little,” he grinned, scooping up the thick puddle onto his fingers. He let her suck on them as he leaned down to lick up more, then shared his mouth with her so they could both sample the mixed concoction of their fluids.

“We pair nicely together,” she purred, even more turned on that he didn’t mind tasting his own cum for her benefit.

“We do,” he grinned, licking his lips.

They shifted carefully onto their sides, Addy cradled tightly against Halsin’s chest as they lay curled across the backseat. Their clothes were damp and wrinkled, reeking of sex and sweat. They remained reclined as their heartbeats slowed and their muscles relaxed and recovered from the confined space. Their afterglow was only disturbed by a gentle knock on the window. “Shit,” Addy stirred, raising her head slightly to try to see who it was. “I nearly forgot there was anyone else around.”

“City watch?” Halsin wondered, trying to hide her from view.

“They have better things to do than harass horny youths and old kinksters,” Addy grabbed onto the armrest and opened the door just a crack.

“He…hey,” a nervous male voice said. “Do…do you happen to have an extra condom?”

“One sec,” Addy closed the door, reaching down to grab the bag of goodies on the floor. “Would you mind?” She brushed her hair over her face to avoid being recognized. “The last thing I need is a gossip column talking about how TAV is corrupting young people by supplying condoms and lube at popular hook up sites.”

“Of course,” Halsin shifted slightly, opening the door just enough to get the bag out.

“Thanks!” The young man replied before Halsin shut the door again.

“Shit!” Addy pushed her hair out of her face. “There was an expensive vibrator in there too, just in case you came early in my ass!”

“Hopefully they will put it to good use,” Halsin chuckled, nuzzling her neck.

[goldengrecha]

More parallels that no one wanted:

Two characters narrating the Homestuck epilogues: alt!Calliope and Ult!Dirk.

And remember how in the sixth act there were small fragments about Dirk rewritten book for Jane, and even though the piece is really small and didn't take so long, the conclusion there is that: a more cathartic and difficult to read version, almost unbearable. More cathartic and heavier, difficult for read version.. Didn't it remind you something? Something that Ult!Dirk narrate?

On the other hand, the fact that Calliope likes to tell/write stories was almost one of her Uniques, and Alt! Calliope (I don’t remember the quote word-in-word) tells that in past she loves stories too. Well, there is a candy epilogue. (Funny thing: in one of Dirk and Calliope's conversations, he wants to see her fanfiction, and even ask if it has a romance, but when he actually saw her fanfiction... Even though mmmmhhh from her fucked up evil version, himself being fucked up and evil, (I mean candy epilogue there, yeah) he did "what the fucking fuck" and just forget that thing as nightmare. And he also killed himself in it, lol.)

(About fanfiction: I know that Roxy and Rose were also into fanfiction, but I think 1) this is a deeper reflection on their characters connection as Lalonde family and theme and the second....)

Well, here's the second one:

Consider this: Rose is still Dirk's "right hand" in the meat epilogue. By the way, a funny detail: before the scratch/Cascade, Rose was clearly deceived by Doc Scratch, despite the fact that he seemed to be interested in her. On the other hand, Ult!Dirk has a part of Lord English and Doc Scratch too. Guess who manipulated and lied to Rose, showing interest in her too, but in meat epilogue? Yeah. You get it right.

In other side, Roxy in every epilogue is a bff for Calliope - and even if it not alt!Calliope manipulation, exactly meat!roxy first one who brings idea of that Dirk may be killed in the end. And who wants his defeat so much that she even make Dave into Davebot and Roxy telling that things? Yeah. You get it right.

And also! Remember how Caliborn hated Calliope's fiction? It's funny to me when I think about how Ult!Dirk(who have part of Lord English in himself who is Caliborn and etc) also don't like Alt!Calliope fiction.

[sskk-manifesto]

(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

[gluttonygirls]

gainprincess​:

“Mmmchhuu…mwahh…~”

March will continue painting Wolfie’s neck with greedy smooches as she moves her hands away from the woman’s face and rolls, only standing up after she’s sure every inch of that fat-swaddled neck is coated in kisses.

“Sure…hfff…thing!~”

She despises the feeling of her and Silver Wolf’s fat guts not touching, but she’ll be sure to rectify this. Her own lardy arms grip Silver Wolf’s, and the amnesiac starts pulling…She doesn’t want to burn too many calories or anything, so she’s doing this slowly.

Once her girlfriend gets to her feet, it’s pretty easy to go from there, and soon they’re mashed together again, March taking a few steps back to give the fatass room enough to breathe and catch her footing.

She will still belch right in Silver Wolf’s face, though, as she gestures for the woman to head out hte door first.

“I…burrrrppppp~…made your favorites for second breakfast.~ I’ll grab the cameras…so don’t worry.~”

“Mmmmhhh...”

It looks more like Silver Wolf pours off the bed than actually stands up, her fat feet softly plodding onto the wood as her weight settled. With over half a ton between them the floor is creaking with them so close, not that Silver Wolf cares.

Chuckling as March burped, Silver Wolf did the same thing, making sure that March could hear just how bass and loud her burps were now. Taking shuffling steps, Silver Wolf’s hips snagged in the square doorframe for a moment. With just one wiggle, she was free.

“Might need to move out soon, can’t have you pushing me free when... uff... you get stuck too...”

March likes to think she's a good girlfriend. She really does everything she can for her gamer girl GF. Even at 600 pounds, March is the epitome of caring.

At this point in time, they've not moved in together yet, but March drops by so often (and has her own key) that people probably think she does.

After all, she does such fun things when she's over. She cleans up the gamer's messy room, she restocks her mini-fridge and snack cabinet, and cooks her plenty of fattening, unhealthy, tasty food to pig out on whenever March is gone!

Sure, half the time, she ends up convincing her Wolfie to pause her stream or game (a herculean task in itself), and they end up clearing every meal that the photographer had cooked...but it's the thought that counts.

She loves Silver Wolf very much, and is very proud of how big and soft they've both gotten, but...Sometimes, she thinks Silver Wolf is a bit too wrapped up in her games. Like the time she said that their weight gain was like a level up. Or the time she called March's...'equipment'...poggers.

It's endearing, sure, but she can't help but feel like her beloved lardass is a bit aggressive with the references.

So, what does she wanna do about it?

She's gonna introduce her girlfriend to a new hobby! It's why the top-heavy pig is thundering through the woman's home, two cameras in her lardy, heavy arms as belches rip from her maw every few minutes. It's probably audible from whatever communications or games Silver Wolf's working on, and only helps establish March's familiarity with the place.

She bursts into the room with a smile on her face, giggling and grinning as she approaches her hefty beloved.

"Good mooorning!~"

She singsongs, placing the cameras down and approaching her girlfriend for the sloppiest, belchiest kiss possible.

It's all that kind of behavior that ends up being a terrible influence on the gamer girl's waistline. Going from only being a little chubby when she first met March, now the behemoth of a gamer was two hundred pounds heavier than the pink haired pig. Contrasting her lover by being bottom heavy instead, the fatter of them was also much wider than March two.

That's why, even with a king sized mattress, Silver Wolf looks ready to fall off the sides of her bed. Blinkingly blearily as she moved her phone to the side, having been gaming in bed since she woke up, Silver Wolf had no time to reply before March was leaning over her. Pinned to the bed by the other fatty's bulk, she returned the kiss as best she could.

"Morning...hah... March..."

Nothing out of the usual so far.

[essentiallyleaf]

day 10. hate sex. with. nana.

472 words.

tags.

kinktober ‘23, idol x male reader, hate sex, degradation, ass play, rimming, anything else that i’m missing?, this started as a brat taming fic in my mind, but honestly, you don’t tame shit in this one, dialogue only, basically improv, i know the pic is clashing, i just kinda like it that way.

notes.

meant for this to be a decent amount longer, but i am emotionally spent from answering an ask that i felt was much more important than all of this. i need to look at pokemon sleeping adorably now. unsurely, leaf.

“Ach-ptoo!”

“Don’t you dare touch me back there, boy”

“Oh, shut up, you were begging for me to fuck you in the ass just three days ago! Now stay still for a second”

“Mmmmmgh-yeahh”

“It’s just my thumb and you’re already mewling, you little bunny slut”

“Nnngh- I’ll choke you as soon as you let me ride”

“And, enlighten me, why would I do that?”

“Because you fucking love it, you idiotic dick with legs!”

“You’d be too busy cumming on my dick, and you know that”

“Fuh- Wanna bet?”

“You ever been to Vegas? Because you seem to be into purposefully losing money”

“Who said I was talking about money?”

“What are you suggesting, then?”

“I ride you, and whoever cums first gives the other five minutes”

“Five minutes?”

“To do what the other wants with them. Mmmmhh- Deal?”

“Deal. Straddle me”

“You have no idea what you just put yourself into”

“Can’t wait to find out”

“Mmmmhhh, can you even handle cumming twice in the span of five minutes?”

“I could handle anything. But I’m afraid you’re not gonna get to find out”

“Oh, such a powerful man”

“You’re the one who’s moaning here”

“Yeah, wanna join?”

“Aaaahh, fucking, slow down!”

“Already begging?”

“We haven’t even started, as far as I’m concerned”

“Really? Cause by the way you’re gripping onto that pillow, most would disagree”

“Mmmmgh- You have no idea”

“What? It seems to me, that I know a lot of things. Nnngh. I know you love how I’m riding you, I know you’ll come before me, and I know you’re a weak man, who only takes bets because his disproportionate ego can’t fathom the idea of a girl, and a smaller girl nonetheless, having him beg for mercy!”

“Mmmmgwaaaahhh, aaah, ah… aah…”

“Pathetic”

“...”

“Fucking pathetic little boy, you came in, how long was that, even?”

“Fuh- You sex-addicted bitch…”

“Heh. You don’t deserve any of this”

“...”

“Now lay still, legs up”

“What?”

“Fucking, bend your legs and pull them up to your chest! Is that hard to understand?”

“Why? Just, choke me and let’s get this over with!”

“Hmph. You came, moaning like a whore, and now you’re trying to run away with your tail between your legs? You wanna get away with a pair of tiny hands around your neck? You don’t have a clue, do you? Honestly, that’s just cute. You’re a cute little bitch, that’s what you are. Now, for the last time, your fucking legs. Up.”

“What do you wanna do?”

“This”

“Gwaaaahhh- Not your tongue there! Jesus Christ, fuck!”

“...”

“Please. Please. Mmmmggghh- Please, just beat my dick. Just, destroy it. Fuckkk- I’ll take anything”

“...”

“Whore, you whore. You bunny devil whore. Fuckinggg- You will see. You have no idea what- I’ll breaknngggaaaahh. Aaaahh. AAAAAAHHHHMMMMHHHFUH-”

“...”

“...”

“Honestly, felt like a punishment for me, more than anything”

-

footnotes.

i hope you have a great day today. especially, leaf.

[missamyrisa2]

In one of your recent stories the ler forced the lee to choose between tickles and edging. Could you explore this forced choice of punishment more?

I meannnnnhhhhh it's reallllyyyy the two hallway illusion rightttt? But you're still gonna choooose ~ I'm feeelin like you want tiiiickles mmhmmm because you keep laughing and the thing is, your giggles are like, totally adorable, and and annnnnd there's just no way I'm not tickling you for more of them and if you didn'tttt want me to tickle you welllll you shouldn't be soooooo ghhhhrrrrling cuteeeeee~!! Are you gonna give me alll your laughssss mmhmmm ~ if I tickle right hereeee? Right along your bellyyyy? Oooh what, what now darling whattttt do you really wanttt the edgiessss mmmmh? You want me to make you giggle so goooood make it tickle sooo baddddhh? Maybe Amy Amy Amy can make you sparkleeee? I think soooo seeee I'm feeeelin kinda luckyyy sooooo is that really your choice yeahh? Realllyyy? You wanttt the edgesss? Not the ticklesss?

Just so we're clear, you wantttttt a little of thisssss? A litttle mmmhhh on your mmmmhhh? Nottttt theseeee ~ tickletickletickletickles? Awww but you're so gigglyyy when I rub your hipsss like thatttt oooh but you wantttt the rubbiesss down here huhhh right on your magic button ~ yessss that tickles just right now doesn't ittttt my thumb everrrr soooo slowlyyy lovingly rubbing hereeee riiiight heree yeahhhh oooh yesss you say Amy that feels sooo goood mmhmm you say pleeease Amy make me sparkle pleeeaseeee just more touch right hereee because you're soo needyyy soo wantttttyyyy I know I knowww darling and you can't stop asking for it nooooo ~ mmmmh oooh yeahhh? That's what you wanttt you wantted thissss? Well you chose edgiesss darlinggg yes you diddd ooohhh nooooo oh noooo you were right there you were gonna sparkle yess you wereee and now awwwwwww ~ mmmh~ notttt~!! Pooor thing pooor babehhhh ~ awww do you wanna try that choice again? What's it gonna be babydoll? Yoou want me to tickle you batttyy? Or do you wanna be edged and also be battttyy? Either wayyyyy sweetcakesssss you're gonna make alll the sounds for meeee but chooose wiselyyy because I'm not stoooooppinngg ~<33

[lloydfrontera]

Haven't even finished either story yet (just reading both at the same time and eagerly consuming spoilers - for tged since there is basically NOTHING for the sequel 😭), but I'm still thinking about what an au where Lloyd's swordsman guard is Damian and rakiel is stuck w Javier would be like...

bestie you're telling me i went from a fandom with 100k fics to one with 1k to one with 100 to one with 0 i am starving over here 😭 i think i'm literally the only one in the tag for rakiel and i don't care for twitter so tumblr is my one contact with the tged fandom at all and the situation is,,, dire,,,

y'know i had written a pretty lengthy and thoughtful response about how i think lloyd and damian would respond to each other according to their character and circumstances but then my computer turned off and i lost it so instead you get this:

they both get where the other is coming from, they understand each other perfectly. doesn't mean they have to like it!

lloyd is trying to get out from life ruining debt! he can't afford to have a knight with a high salary who demands bonuses and raises constantly! damian is coming from nigh slavery, of course he wants to have financial security in any way he can get it! they both know the worth of money, how important it is to have it and to demand what you're owed so of course they're simultaneously in the same boat while being directly opposed.

not that i'm saying lloyd is a bad boss, he's very fair and just, always paying on time (something damian actually calls rakiel out on lmao) but he's a penny pincher and likes to save as much as possible. which is something i do see damian having a bit of an issue with because one of the things he really likes about rakiel is how generous he is with people, both with his time, effort and resources despite seemingly getting nothing for himself (of course not knowing about the bonus life lol). and we know lloyd does nothing for free and is shameless about it. so their relationship would be them constantly butting heads as they both try to squeeze as much of each other as possible.

on the other hand, i think lloyd would actually have an easier time getting damian to like him than with javier actually lmao. like, let's be honest, damian isn't the paragon of virtue javier is. as long as he's getting paid and isn't being asked to, idk, burn down an orphanage, he's pretty down for anything. heck, he didn't give a shit about rakiel, the imperial crown prince, being replaced by someone else, because he liked the other guy so he wouldn't give a flying fuck about og!lloyd, recognized hooligan, being replaced by someone who actually cares about the estate he works for.

and damian would be much more direct with lloyd too. he would not keep it to himself if he knew about lloyd being kim suho, that boy would tell him the first opportune moment he got lmao now the question is whether lloyd would come clean or go total denial the way rakiel did,,,, mmmhhhh many thoughts for later,,,

and javier as rakiel's bodyguard! mmmhhhh now this au would require a lot of thought, because so many things of the plot depend of rakiel using the asrahan mana absorption method. but if we go by vibes alone and ignore all worldbuilding, the i think,,,, mmmmhhh what do i think actually,,,,

well honestly to begin with i don't think there'd be too much trouble actually. like. at all. javier is,,, javier. he's thee protagonist, he's good, he's honorable, he's all you can ask for from a main character. he gets rescued from the gladiator arena by rakiel, you better believe he'd pledge his life to him from there. and like, unless we want to make him a carbon copy of damian, then he wouldn't even ask for a big salary like damian did. he'd just stick to rakiel and protect him at all costs. we see how loyal he is in tkbi and tged, he gets saved by arcos and he never serves another master after that, he decides he wants to protect lloyd and he literally ascends to another plane of existence to do it. if rakiel rescued him, there'd be no power on earth that would make him leave his side. and that would only increase as he sees rakiel push himself over and over again to treat and save people by seemingly no reason but that he wants too (again, no one knows about the bonus life lmao). he'd push himself just as hard to be helpful to rakiel and protect him, like he does in tged with lloyd and like damian does too.

and in this particular au i don't even see him having an issue with the whole 'replaced by another person' thing. after all, in tged the point of conflict was that javier is a knigh for the frontera family, not just for lloyd. so it was technically his duty to let arcos know that someone had replaced his son, even if that someone had saved them all from total ruin. but he didn't, because he trusts lloyd and because he thought they deserved to heard it from lloyd himself first.

but in this case, javier would be rakiel's bodyguard. he isn't anything from the emperor, he isn't even a knight, heck, he never even met the real prince, as far as he's concerned he's only loyal to the rakiel he knows which is lee han. he has no reason to be conflicted because he swore loyalty to lee han and lee han is his prince rakiel.

oh and he would hate javilon's guts. utter hatred. like it's on sight for him go straight for the neck lmao

somehow i think he'd be even more protective of rakiel than he is already of lloyd. like lloyd can handle himself pretty well. rakiel can too, but he looks like a strong gust of win will blow him away. it messes with his brain chemistry a little.

and he'd take being the vessel for the demon king pretty hard. especially when he accidentally hurts rakiel. and when he gets sick. like that'd be pretty close to how damian reacts in the novel too.

as for rakiel,,,, i have a harder time deciding how he'd feel about javier. i feel like pretty much the way he does with damian?? i don't think much would change tbh. much of the banter between rakiel and damian comes from damian asking for more bonuses and rakiel complaining about it, and if javier doesn't do that then they'd have to find something else to bicker about. probably rakiel's terrible stamina lmao

so,,, yeah aksdka

[nicegaai]

my favorite parts of this reread:

DENMARK IN A FRATERNITY IN THE 80s. god i was so fucking right.

the whole bit with iceland going souvenir shopping for his friends after a UN meeting in vienna and people going ... sooooo.... whats up with you and mr austria huh? *eyebrow wiggle*

professor ari my beloved.

post-reveal the presence of nations getting brought up in class more and more often and iceland having a terrible time every time. wang yaos face getting its own slide in his east asian philosophy course (with a quote attributed to him) and being so normal ab it. china jumpscare

IM SEEING THE THROUGHLINES.... THE THEMES.... ex. he takes a yoga class early on, and for the rest of the story periodically tells himself to be more present and sometimes it really just . oooooooooh. it really got me. hes trying to be more human and human means being present in the moment ..... whoaa... socool

once of his friends became convinced he was like,, a hldufolk before she would consider the nation thing. i thougth this was funny. they have an emil conspiracy groupchat for a hot minute adn no one can agree on whats wrong with him. someone is like "he clearly has some kind of melanin related condition but he probably doesnt like to talk about it because it has other effects, like he shits a lot or something embarrassing. leave him alone" KSKDKSDGLD?

i forgot i wrote an omake scene where a drunken iceland monologues about how he lovehates his family... it really wrecked me. i cried

dont even talk to me about icelands graduation ceremony. this is the scene that lives rent free in my head forever. the other 4 show up to support him even tho he didnt tell them he was graduating .. his friends r lowkey terrified .. its sooooo... chefs kisse .....

So Many Good Lines .

So Many Good Jokes

i lvoe the oc characters i think i made them sufficiently complex without being too spotlighted. i tried hard to strike a balance and i love them dearly

things id change:

i dont know why i made iceland so paranoid. mentally i was in a bad place while writing this, so i think id clean up some of that on a proper rewrite. its to the point of it being unreadable in places tbh. sorry babyboy for making u ooc i still love you

i need to pin down icelands motivations lmaooooooo it changed a few times early on and now it doesnt all jive. like. why did i say he wasn't getting a degree. why was that a plot point in chapter 4. i dont get it..........

i made his name emil through all of this. not sure how i feel about it now. there was a point to it, he changes his name evry few years but mmmmhhh idk hes so eirikur like this. samesies for me calling nor Lukas. like. hmmmmmmmmm. idk

the pacing is wack and i know i tried over and over to fix it. i need to do a rewrite from memory type thing to get the beats right. theres no beginning middle end structure or whatever not really

anyway uhhh i wish i could say everyone go read TFIE its one of my favvies but hawhawhaw i get to read this awesome cool sexy fanfic and no one else does i guess haw haw hee

strange feeling

got distracted while writing and now im super nostalgic for my favorite fanfic that i Never Wrote. you hve no idea, i put so much time into the oc character profiles and compiling research for accuracy and wrote an entire outline for the story before i was like "wait a minute, this is too complicated for my current writing abilities" and set it down and never went back .........

anyway this is the first time i ever tried drawing anything for it, i became possessed while listening to my TFIE playlist

Take Fortune verse is my ambitious iceland character study project in which he goes to university for 3 years getting an undergrad degree, despite technically having a phd or two.. and he gets in touch with the youth and makes friends his age. a coming of age for a boy that doesnt age and all that. it sounds basic and derivative and it is, i'll gladly name my inspiration sources. but its also really special to me

its hard to condense TFIE without making it sound like a lot of nothing. but the most notable plot development is when a generic Nations Reveal plot kicks off in the background by total coincidence, and iceland's secret identity has been unravelling since before then. he gets some close calls, and some others get sworn to secrecy like his closest oc friends (pictured above). but iceys lies about his fake government internship keep getting more elaborate every chapter to cover his ass. idk. its a lot. theres a lot to it. i reread my whole 30 page outline and cried. iceland is my favorite character ever btw did u know that

[absurdthirst]

Date Night {Javier Peña x F!Reader}

Rating: Mature

Writer Wednesday 7/27/21 @autumnleaves1991-blog​ & @clydesducktape​

Warnings: Kissing, making out, dry humping, allusions to sex

***Fun Fact....There was a drive in movie theatre near us when we lived in California. I loved it because we could go see a movie and not worry about having to find a babysitter for our son. 

“Javi.” You close your eyes and feel him smirk against your neck. Your fingers digging into his hair and you shudder when his teeth scrape against your pulse. He sucks on your skin harshly before he bites you.

“No bite marks!” You hiss, shoving at him slightly, but that only makes him chuckle.

“Afraid of everyone seeing them at work?” He asks, biting you again and you know that if he keeps up, you will have marks in your skin.

“No - yes.” You moan slightly, his hands sliding down your back to grab ahold of your ass and haul you closer to his jeans-covered cock.

“Thought- mmmmhhh - thought we were supposed to be having a date night.” You chide, even though you make no move to push him away or climb off his nap.

“We are.” He argues, still keeping his lips on your neck. “Movie’s playing and I’ve bought the drinks and popcorn.”

The speaker for your parking spot was draped just inside the window of the truck, then rolled up for more privacy. The sounds of the movie Escape From New York filtered through the cab but you couldn't say what the movie was actually about. Javi had reached for you before the movie had even started.

You had insisted on a date night. The past times you had gotten together had been hookups. Meeting each other at your apartments and having sex. You needed more than that. Had to have more if you were going to have a proper relationship.

It was the only one around for one hundred and fifty miles. A drive in movie was a thing of nostalgia and you loved the idea of watching an old movie in the truck. Javier obviously thought that meant that you make out like teenagers. Not that it was exactly wrong, but still.

“You want me to stop?” He’s teasing you now. You can feel his hips shifting up slightly, grinding himself against your covered core. Making your breathing come a little faster every time he throbbed against you.

“No.” You whine, ducking your head to kiss down his neck. Turnabout is fair play and you love the way he moans when you bite down on the thick cords of his neck. “Although we can always leave.” You suggest, realizing that it was futile to expect a date with Javi to not end is sex right now. That wasn’t where you were at in your relationship. It was still too new. Your talking came after you had sex.

“I thought you wanted a date, baby.” He murmurs and you huff sucking on his pulse and he lets out a small moan, his hips shuttling up again with more enthusiasm.

“I do.” You chuckle against his skin when his fingers dig into your ass, a low groan coming out of his chest and his breath puffing against your neck when he turns his head into you. “I just want it to be in your bed.”

Javier hisses, pulling you away and practically glaring at you. “Let’s go.” He demands. “Date night is over.”

You giggle when you shuffle back over into your own seat and Javier rolls down the window to practically throw the speaker out of the truck and cracks it. “Good damn thing we are in the last row.” He growls, throwing the truck in reverse and back out to speed out of the drive-in movie.