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Lift us from these sands.
Part 18 of Adventure Log+ (sequel to Link's Thought Brambles - best to read in order, also on ao3). Warning for strong language, violence, and minor character death. Trigger warning for intense fire. Edited 4/8/25 for typos. Disclaimer: The content of this chapter is fiction only, and is not intended to contain advice or instructions for surviving hazardous conditions.
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The Prayer of the Dawn Hylia, preserve us. Lift us from these sands. Keep us with the dawn. In these lofty skies, Make of us a temple of hope That when we descend, We may breathe new life into the surface's green fields, Its flowered meadows, and its vast waters. That we may scale its mountains and seek out the wonders of its caverns. That we may treat all life with reverence, Cherishing not only its preservation but its freedom, For all things must balance. What you raise will one day fall. What we cultivate will one day wither, and all that lives will one day die. And on that day, we rise once more, though our body sinks. Hylia, preserve us. Lift us from these sands. When the bonds of flesh release us, May your light illuminate our path.
âââââââââââââââââââââââââ
Masterârun!
âRun?!â
âLink?!â
painâFi says run!â
âF-hkkh- Fi- we cannot- khpossibly ouhhh-hht-run it!â
Seek a way!
âWeâre on FOOT, Fi-iiiireball MOVE!â FastpainfastFASTpain
âKhhHHHHHH-HH!â
itâsAHEADofus âZelda!â
âI-khhHh- knhh-ow!â
Faster âItâll cut us off!â pleaseZelda!
âI KNOHHW!â
Sheknowssheknowssheknows
âHh-hh-HH-â
sheâstryingSPRINTING
âKHHHH.â
CLOSEitâllbeCLOSE goodgoodGOOD sheâspaingood forafewmoreseconds itâscomingCOMING painpaINFASTERhotHOTHOTâZelda!âHOT
âMmMMhhh!â
Sheâsokay sheâsokAY pain myback STOPitshirt pantsTOO justfrickingstoprubbingpulling
âKhhhhh-hh-â
ithurts stoprubbing-
â-a- another!â
âSh-âaheadagain bad Zeldasprintingpain sprintingalready
âHHH hhh.â
Wecanmakeit wecanmakeitwecanmakeit fasterFASTERitâscoming âS#$^!â
âWhhe- shall-!â
âWe will, we WILL make it!â Andthenwhatthef#$*dowedo?
Seek escape!
âHhh- HHH!â
Maybe we should've gonespeedSPEED down the damn wellZeldahurry
Inadvisable, master.
butpain we didn't and now mygutsaysENGAGEpain ohGoddess âGOGOGOGOGOGO!â
I understandâyour instincts are typically excellent in combat
âN-kh-NG!â
PAINsheâstryingsohard but ithasaRIDER hewon'tletuspaceourselves
yet in this instance, I advise against them!
Without them I have nothing to go onGoddessGoddessGODDESS DONâT LET IT hotHOT
MASTER!
âMmm-!â
HOTHOTHOTPAINâGghhHH!â The burnsPAIN
âAaAH! Ohh-â
the already-burnsBURNSMORE âW-w-mgh-phh- what do you-â
â-hh-HH-â
âWANT from me, Fi?!â
âLink- are- are yhouu?!â
âWeâre running arenât we!?!â
A change of direction is in order!
burningTo where, the fricking canyon?!
If it allows escape from this foe, then yes!
Does a bone-shattering death
âKhhH-hh-hhh-h.â
on the canyon floor count as escape?
I believe, this time, I must accuse YOU of âsnark,â master, at a most UNWISE and INNAPROPRIATE-
Pain
âŚ
Oh Link, look at Zelda looking at you like that âItâs- alright, Iâm a- alright!âwhatâsalittlemorepain, Link?
âLi-HHHh!â
OhGoddesspain hereitcomes aheadevenfurther aheadaheadaHEAD âWE CAN MAKE IT!â speedSPEED howmuchmoreSPEEDsprintdoIhaveinme?
âHHHHH-hh-kh-m.â
ListenSPEED to that, how much does she? Weâre tired, physical limits think think think think
âHhh-gm-g!â
think PAINTHINK it could blast further ahead if it wanted to, cut us off for painPAINohf%&#sure so weâd never make it, so thatâs not what it wants it wantspain to EXHAUST you, Link, you and the Princess
I- concur, master, please-
run you down right into the paAINground and pound you into it when youâre already spent so RUNNING IS NOT THE ANSWER, FI
Escape still is!
technicalities fricking WORD games at this point close close close KEEPHERAHEADclose CLOSE itâsgonnabesoCLOOOSEhotHOTPAINHOTPAINHOT âMM-HH!â HOTplease
âHhhHHHHh!â
NOMOREpainOFTHATPLEASE
âKH-HH! HHHHhhhh-HHHHH-Hhhhhoh-h-hâŚâ
BACKSKINPAIN ANYLEFT?BURNSBLISTERS? âZ-Zelda- Zelda, slow back down!âpain
âWe-h- mustnât-â
âSlow! Ghh- slow-â
âOH-HH!â
AGAINohnonoNO, no NO, too soon wecanâtslow itwonâtLETUS nonoNOZELDA âY-ou got this!â LookatherFACE DONâTLETHERGIVEUPpain âYouâve got it!â She does!pain
âOh-hh! L-LinkhHHh! I-â
âYou can DO IT!â DONâT LET HER GIVE UP! âA FEW MORE SECONDS!â
Conserve your air, master!
PAINSHE NEEDS ME!
âRrr-rgh-kh-â
Your stamina is NOT infinite!
FasterYOUfasterTHINKfaster IpainDONâTfasterKNOWFASTERTHAT?!FASTER
â-hh-hh-HH-â
My master of time-
YourWHAT?gogogogoTOOSLOWâHERE!âSPRINT AND
â-HhhHHHH!â
PULL HER LINK!!!!!PAIN âFF!â
A master of long past-
HOTâAaaAAH-H-h!âPAINHOT
âGg-h!â
-the one who fell to our enemy!
canâtCONCENTRATE âARE YOU ALRIGHT?!âpain
Master, he fell to his own exhaustion!
âT-tryihhhhng-hhh!â
Ohs$%&, s$#^, Fi you did say that, you saidpain last night-
This morning-
THATDOESNâT-
Apologies, master, please- heed me! Seek an alternate way of escape!
S#$%- s#$%, Fi, THE WAY OUT IS TO KILL IT! OHS$#^-
âAnoHHhhther!â
YOU ARE IN NO STATE TO MEET THIS ENEMY!
âMOVE!â Sheâsscared
âGhh-hh!â
Fiâs scaredfasterPULLZELDAHARD
âKhhhHHHH-hhH!â
Fi thinks youâre going topain dieFASTER-
NO- do not lose hope!
âFi,â forthepainloveofHylia âFi, we arenât fast enough no matter which way we run!â
âSh-hhh-e still- HHh-hh-hh advises- HH-hh-hh- flight?!!â
âYes!â
âIâve- hh-KHHH-hh- no- no-idea- HH?!â
I know, I know, I donât know how either, I donâtcomingCOMING YANKHERHOTHOTHOTPAIN âF-GHH!â HOTPAINohGoddessjustbarely
âKGH-HH!â
is she burnt too? Her clothes!
Master, focus-
IâM REALLY GODDESSDAMN FOCUSED.
The canyon-
Would be totally pointless! Itâspain a massive drop-
You have not seen it for yourself.
Iâve seen MAPS and itâs way, way, way way way-cannot-emphasize-enough-how-much-way higher
âKh-hhhh- HHhhhh.â
than anything Iâve ever free-climbed, the other side is WAY HIGHER than that, I'd have to CARRY Zelda because no way in hell, that's a recipe forpain dead Zelda if I let her do that on her first try and sure my paragliderâs in the pouch, but it is NOT meant to carry two people, even if it's just me I sink pretty fast and theburns TWO OF US would sink FASTER! You shouldâve seen the fricking warning label on that thing.
Itâs in your memory, master. âDo not use to descend vertical distances greater than forty feet.
âHh-hh!â
'Firaldi and Sons is not responsible for injury or death incurred when using this product-â
I remember, Fi, you can stop! Do YOU get it? I have NO IDEA HOW FAST WEâD BE MOVING WHEN WE HIT BOTTOM where that thing could BLAST US LIKE SITTING DUCKS and Fi-
âOhh-oh-HH!â
Iâm already running out of steam. Iâd have to hang on to the damn thing long enough to make it and so would-
âLink, HUURRY!â
OHFFIREBALLFIREBALL FASTERLINK Zelda said I getpain turned in talking to Fi, it's true, it's like my body kept running without me
âHH-hh- hhh-HH-hh-â
and itâs a damn good thing it did because thatpain fireball
â-Hh-HH-h-hh-â
is still AHEAD OF US but- oh s$*% I set the pre-blast pace
âHH-hh HH-hehh-h-â
which is fast, faster than was smart for her, look at her
â-h- h- h-hh-â
listen to her breath, but Itâs going to- going to pass behind
â-hh-h- ohhâŚâ
and not singe us this time. It feels like good luck but also not-
ANOTHER âRIGHT BEHIND IT!â
âAH-HH!â
OHMYGODDESS RUNRUNRUN âYOU HAVE IT!â ZELDA
âOh-h-KHHHHhhh!â
PULLHER HELP
âHHHRRR!â
FASTERFASTER!!!! âTHATâS IT ALMOST ALMOST KEEP GOING, PUSH!! PUSH HARD!!!â HOT
âRRRRRRGHRHAAAAH!â
HOTPAINHOThurting sheâshurtingHOTHOT we canâtpain
âHhh-h- hh-mmhâŚâ
canât keep doingpain this, slow down again, sheâs struggling SO HARD, if she falters youâll have to carry her and thatâll be worse for both of you
I estimate you have successfully used the paraglider at a height of 48.9 feet.
âKhHHh-hh.â
Sure, with just ME, not withpain Zeldaâs life at stake!
The warning label has a 99.82% probability of being overly-conservative in order to minimize the likelihood of litigation.
Huh?
Turn north, master!
Fi, I- donâtbestupidLink âZelda?â
âY-y-ehhskhh.â
Oh my Goddess, no tears-âI- I have a paraglider.â
âA- parahh-hhhH- what-hh?â
Guess thatâs obscure even for her. âItâs- like a- a little sail! For getting down easier after rock climbing.â
â...Whh-hhill it bhhe-hh enough?â
âIâŚâ donât actually think so, I know the time Fiâs talking about and I hit ground pretty hard âIâm notâŚâ
âYhou- hHh- doubt.â
Bad time to not know s#$*.
âWonât-hh we-hhhh-khhh- be- supremely prone- hh-hh-hh- at the-hh bottom- of Tanagar Canyon?â
ââŚYh-yeah.â Low ground. Always bad.
âAhhnd- it-hh- shall send-hh- flame at us hh-hh- as we-h- flee.â
Yeah.
And here it comes.
She didnât even gasp this time
âGhh-hh-â
Faster thatâs it, thatâs it, good you slowedpain a bit, tiny recovery time andFASTERFASTER
âNn-gh- g- hKHHHhh-â
Canât tell issheshaking? Bet so like a leaf if we stop whichwecanâtfasterFASTER, and what happensSPEED if we try to hold on to that paraglider in this state, if we canât hang on
âHh-h-h-â
or if we just break our legs at the bottom anyway and canât run, canât even walk andhereitcomeshereitCOMEShotHOTHOTHOTpainHOT
âHHH- L-ink-â
âWeâre together!â
âY-yhes-hh-hhhh!â
Donât know what made me say that but it seemed to help, her face changed.
âThis hh-h- wonât do!â
HER HANDgone?! Whatâs she-?! âZelda!â
âIt shallkhhhhhh- run us to death! Â And even if not- we khhhhhHHHhh-cannot lead it west to Maritta, nor-hhh- leap to our own deaths northward! We kh- khill it!â
No-
ARROW from this far?!
NO.
Nocked, aiming, stillpain, Link, be STILL, stand ready to knock your Princess the HELL out of the way if-
FireballfireballFIREBALLFIREBALL THEREâSpain HER SHOT
âHHhhhHHH!â
SheâsRUNNINGRUNNING pastyoualreadyLink, presence of mind, your Princess so has more of it than you, canâtseethearrow, canâtseeit, and it aimed at US this time, not ahead, because we were staying still, is that how we do this? Small bursts of speed, then stand still ANDITâSDOWN?!!!?!?âWOOOOOO!! HOLY S@#$, ZELDA!!!â MIPHA WAS RIGHT THIS TIME
âHA! Khh-hhHh-â
BUT IâM TOTALLYpain
âkhhh.â
NOT TELLING ZELDA THAT BECAUSE ITâLL RUIN IT
âDid it-â
ZELDA IS SO SO SO SO SOOO MAGIC
             Master, if so-
â-strike the head?â
             -she is expending even more energy.
NO WAY THAT SHOULDâVE HIT AT THIS DISTANCE! Oh-âI didnât see!âtoomanythings
             She will tire!
âNor c-hhould I! The-hh-h- flames obscured it!â
If the beast is down, take this chance- fly!
âZ-â Fi, sheâs already aiming- arrow away!
âF-further!â
And your Princess is running again, and sheâs right, theyâre both right, the painflames-
âKhhhHHHh-hh.â
so muchpain fire behind us and the plain is dry, bad bad badpain bad BAD news, worsepain even for the others- holy light, did Cohl make it out okay? Berayaâs group hadpain the best chance, and Zelda HIT IT AGAINpain, I saw it jerk, I canât- wh?FIREBALL STOPâSTOP STOP STOPSTOP!!â
âItâs too- hh-HH- far!â
Her voice. She knows. How bad.
Thatâs it, Link. And thatâs it, Fi. Nowhere to run, not even nearby- not with a wall of flames to the west.
Shakingpain
Please master
painThereâs- even if we kill it, thereâs nowhere to go. âZelda.â
âI- I know- I- hhh-â
shakingHer eyes.
Guardian lasers.
Bright.
Another arrow nocked- and aiming-
hurts
-and away.
And anotherpain fireballshakingshaking to the west. An inferno between us and anywhere even a little safer.
âLh-h-hink.â
âYes, Princess?â Oh- YOUR voice, Link. It sounded strange. Made her smile a little, strange smile, sad smile?
âI cannot- kh- ckhlose on it. My legs- IâŚâ
âZelda, youâre still-âshaking âyou haveâ pain âno idea how incredible it is- totally untrained, you did this TOTALLY cold-â
âIâve little-h- left. KhhhHHHHhh.â
Look at her chest. Spasming. Inpain. Trying not to cough. âYour air.â
ââŚKhyehh-hhhh- y-ehs.â
Swallowingpain. Swallowing down those soundsshaking her lungs want to make. ââŚYou- want me to attack.â
Not recommended.
Her call.
âI can evade its fire at thihhs-hh- distance-â
Each stage of this has been a chillingly coordinated attempt on your life-
â-and support yhh-ou from here.â
-and that of the Princess.
Your voice sounds strange. No probability?
I am certain.
âŚYeah. I guess I ampain, shakingtoo.
Do not leave her.
âLinkhh- please-KHhhhdo not hesitate.â
âFi says to stay with you.â
âFi cannot f-fhh-eel my bodyâs- state-hh- as she does yours.â
Yeahshaking itâs your bodyâs state sheâs worried about, though. âThe lynel could break off. From the rider.â And probably kill herpain unless I could stop it. Another arrow
âIf ihhtKH- does⌠attack the more immediate threat.â
More immediate is whateverâs closest to her and more FIRE big fricking surprise but west again, just lighting everything up, driving it home weâre dead that way shakingstopshakingLink
âŚItâs definitelypain still off-kilter, isnât it? Can it gallop? Canâtpain see the rider, but I could barely tell what it was even when she pointed it out-
âLhh- Link. Iâve no wish to order you.â
shakingGrip, Link.
Get that. On your hilt and yourpainself and stop shaking.
Please stop shaking. Push it thephysicallimits hell down.
She doesnât want to have to order youpain.
Donât make her.
Run, Link.
painRun and trust her. Sheâll be firing arrows over your damnphysicallimits head.
More painfire- more west. Like it wants the whole plain lit. No escape.
Escape THROUGH this enemy of ours? Maybe.
âŚNothing to say to that, Fi?
I am with you, master.
Really? I thought this waspain the opposite of what you wanted.
I am with you, regardless.
Youâre scared painignoreit
.
âŚI felt that. It was dread.
             There must be some recourse.
Iâm sorry. I⌠Fi, even if we run north, itâll justpain set this middle strip on fire.
It is likely to regardless.
Hylia
Preserve us- lift us from these sands.
Zelda, keep it off-center⌠please. (Keep us with the dawn) Arrows. Thereâs one.
Sheathe your sword, Link. (In these lofty skies) You havepain a bow, too. (Make of us a temple of hope) Draw that. Wait for it. As soon as youâre inpain range.
Hylia
The INSTANT you can make that shotâŚ
Preserve us- lift us from these sandsZelda yes!! Anotherpain hit, itâs reeling, ignorethepain itâsjustpain keeprunning and I still donât see the rider. Check back checkpain back no one there. Did he retreat? Is he circlingpain somewhere behind the fire? I donât like it.
Draw an arrow, Link. Too far from itburns too far from herpain check back she looks amazing like that sheâs a goddess still too far paintoo far too far toopain far keep checking, do you see the rider? Do you see him? painCheck check check this thingâs so far that fireâs so damn fast why isnât it going for it? Take the pot shot at me, Iâmpain right here. Not Zelda. Sheâs further.
painburns
painSeriously, why isnât it bothering to go after me?
Zelda?
She just sent another arrow, sheâs fine, she-
Wait.
Wait, what painwas that?
Red-
SMOKE
MASTER!
I KNOW I KNOWPAIN I SEE IT
âWh-hh- why is he?â
ZELDA ON YOUR LEFT!
âHH-hhhHKKH- hh?â
ON YOUR LEFT!!! SMOKE IN THE EAST WRONG COLOR ON YOUR LEEEEEEEFT!!! Â ITâS ONE OF THEM ISNâT IT ITâS HUIRU OR REIDA USING THEIR MAGIC
TELEPORTATION, MASTER!
PAIN THEY CAN GET OVER THE FIRE LEFT ZELDA LEFT!!
âHh-hh. Hh-hh.â
SHEDOESNâTSEE, SHEâSLOOKING BUTSHEDOESNâT THESMOKEDOESNâTLAST WHOEVER IT IS ISPAIN BEHIND THE LAST FLAME WALL
âHphhh- hhhhHHh-â
BUT ANY SECOND AND THEYWONâTBE ANYMORE! RUNLINK RUN FOR YOUR PRINCESSâ LIFE THE BOWâS ALREADY IN YOURPAIN HANDS USE IT RUN RUN RUN RUN RUNSOHARD LINK OH MY GODDESS IâM TOO SLOW âZELDA ON YOUR LEFT!!â
âI SEE- hh-hh- NOTHING!â
âRED SMOKE, YIGA!â WHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE NOTTHEREYET WHERE-!!! âABOVE!â STAYINGINAIRFLOATING!DOWNTHRUST!! âMOVE!â SHEâS WAYAHEADOFYOU LINK, SHEDODGED, SWORDINDIRT YIGAMINE!!!!! JUMPLINK!
NOCKconcentrateconcentrateconcentrate slow everything slow all the time in the world now, asshole aimaimaimaimaimaimFIREâFPFFFAAAH!â
âLink?!â
PAINmyFACE GODDESSLink RECOVERECOVER youstillhaveyour PAINeye PAIN noBOW
âA- Mmm!â
BOWgone theHEATtheSTRINGnoNO RUNLink!
âAh-hahaha.â
REIDAburntSOBADpainPAIN how is she MOVING? âNO!â ZELDADODGE!!!
âHhmf.â âHHhhHHHaAhhh-gm-ph!â
HERBACK!!!! SwordSKYWARD LONGRANGEpleasehelpPLEASEpleasepleasePLEASE- ?! I FELT IT GOpain!
âHA!â
NoDODGED! attackingZELDAagain stillprone!hurt âROLL- HA!â
LinkNEVERFORGET howTRICKY your Princess is LOOK AT HER GUARDIAN EYES, YES!thatâs my move, the kick-throw them behind me and Reidaâs PRONE and painMINE-
âRR-GH-KHH-â
herSWORD vs MINEstrangelystronglikeVayden Iâmstronger winningwinning whysmilingbloodburntface?
âLINK RUN!â
Oh S%&@ I hearitIHEARITpain FIREBALL âGGHHE-âGUTKICKED âHH!âpain sheâsSMOKEagainLink andYOUâREpainONTHEWRONGSIDEOFTHEFIRE RUNpainRUN ZELDAâSSIDE RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNpainLEAPHOTpainPAIN âHhhhhh-hhh!â ROLLHOTPAIN
SingedSINGEDbootheels morepain withZelda sheâs standing again
âLhh- ink-â
She's horrified âIâm-m-hh-â shakingagain âgood, whereâs Reida?!â painBacktoback hersbleeding noLinkno youlethergetHURTAGAIN thatSLASHinherback!!
No herpainburning choice, hers, she knew she was vulnerable, but I never wouldâve thought theyâd live through thatpain fireball, either-
THEY.
Link. Oh Link, there were TWO âHuiru?!â
âO-HHhhhonly Reida!â
âSo faAARâABOVE DODGEconcentratesloweverything herblade towardZELDAâSSPINE paintooclosetoZELDA GRABREIDAâSWRISTSLINK andLEAP sheâsstruggling but THIStime my kneeâs in YOUR gut!
âGHHAAhh-â
FACE HILTPUNCH
âBF-!â
HolyF#$&shecrunched
Is she-?
P-eopleâs bones. Thinner. Than monstersâ.
âHh-hh- Link?â
Holy f#$&.
Zelda, Zelda? Just heard her- fired- at- the- lynel thing. Again(doessheknowaboutme?)
? Different. Yellow? âŚLightning?
amIshaking?Itâs- âZelda-â itâs moving
âI- see it!â
Itâs- âNo.â (Not. Itâs not) âchargingâŚâ
âI s-kh-ee it!â
(She thinks I). Oh. It is. Charging. Light âOh-fire oh!â Fireleft-
âHhh! KHHh-hh.â
-and right. âZ- el!â StopitLink
âItâs penning uhhs- in!â
Trapclosing myGoddess, can we kill it in time, can we run fast enough? Getagrip numbhands and anotherarrow- and- and- blocked?
âHh-KHHh.â
Lightning glow. A shield?
Master- if you see this âlightningâ shield move toward you-
âLink-â
-use me.
Use you how?numbhands
âI- I khhhh cannot h- harm it!â
Strike it with me.
Ohnosheâsreallyscarednow, Zeldaâs- wait, Fi, thatâll work?!
If this being is-
AndANSWERnumbZelda âI know. Iâm sorry-â(sorry)
-what I fear it is, then yes.
Confusing(sorry) â-Iâm with you, Zelda-â stopit beREADYLink â-Iâm right here!â donâtshowit ignore swordright âStay- behind me-â andLINK donâtforget, two of them â-watch for Huiru.â Zelda thinkofZelda âWe back up.â We canât outrun this thing-
âAs- h-hh- you say!â
-only buy a few extra(sorry)shakingnumb seconds as it lights the grass even CLOSER to us on fire, Hylia (sorry) Preserve us (dead), Lift us from these sands (deadifcanâtkillit). If I could teleport, I would (teleportZeldaatleast Idonâtdeserveit) âKeep⌠backing up.â
Master.
âLinkhhh- h-how do I aid you- if I khhhannot hh-harm it?â
The Yiga woman sought your death.
ignore âBe my eyes. Watch behind and above.â I know Fi, canât help it, canât help the thoughts they just(aresorry).
Donât- donât say it, Link.
Sheâll think YOU think this could be the end. (sorrySORRY)NO getagrip getagrip getaholdofyourself, Fiâs right, Reida down is the best possible outcome, itâs over, one less person trying to murder you both(howdoIsaveZelda?saveZeldasaveZelda shedeserves)
âI-hhh-h- I love you, Link.â
Oh no. âI love you, too.â
.
She thinks weâre dead(howdoIsaveher?).
âŚYou canât leave it like that, Link- âSo much. More than anything.ânumb(shedeserves)
âHh-hh-â
FiâŚ
What about the fire?(saveher) Can I hit the fireballs with you? Will that work?
I am sorry, master. Against that, I currently have no defense for you. All I can do is absorb what little energy I can.
So why the lightning thing-?
Because I am its antithesis, master.
âŚThat sounds bad.
? It is of benefit to you.
No, no, I mean(needtoSAVEher)- if thatâs like yournumb opposite, and youâre the Goddessâ sword, what the hell does that make IT?
I would be overjoyed to explain later.
Nasty, antithesis-wielding guy
Antithesis only.
on the back of a stal lynel- stalynel? Totally unphased by the dawn, too, by the way- who could burn us to death(notZeldadonâtletit) any minute.
I think.
So⌠why is it slowing down? âZel-â
It slows-?
â-itâs stopping.â
âStopping?â
Donât you dare relax, Link(Zelda youhavetogetZeldaout) Not for one second(howdoIsaveher?)
Those massive hoofbeats were thundering a second ago. Nowpain(whocaresifyouhurt?) just a trot. Somehow. No reigns. How ispain(youdeserveit) he controlling it?
Its⌠eyes. Glowing. Purple. They look dead. Sightless.
Like Reida(sorry)
Donât.
Grip.
Sword right.
Front stance.
Andpain for f$&#âs sake watch for Huiru.
What the hell is this person doing? Heâs still a long way off. More glowing. He could be sending painfireball after fireball at us, couldnât he? âŚCan it run out of fire or something?
Unknown.
âŚI could go forward and takepain the thing on- if I knew Huiru was dead. She knows, too, or sheâd tell mepain to do it WOAH âZel!â shestumbled
âF-hh-ine!â
Sheâsshaking wait, what- what? âIs that malice?â
âWhat?â
painIfeelher lookingoverhershoulder purple. âI think it is.â Glowing. Around Reida âOh G- MOVE, Zelda-â
âYES!â
Okay back off BACK OFF âZelda!â good, quick, eyesout, alldirections, sheâspaintrying, sheâs never done anything like this and itâs notidealatall and thatâs whypain Fi wanted us to run, nochoice, wewonâthavechoice, sheâs not ready and Iâm hurt, we BOTH arepain and ignoring the pain doesnât mean it isnât there and Iâve had 20 minutes of sleep and while I havenât lostpain all that much blood my clothes are IN my burntskin and Iâm shakingexhausted and(a killer) way way way below optimal-
Something- somethingâspain happeningtothebody and ARROW!Zelda âZelda, eyes behind!â Amazing shot directly up Reidaâs whole chest cavity but that doesnâtseemtohavechangedanything and- âHuiru, keep watching-â
âI ahhm- khHHhhh.â
The rider doesnât want to get near us does he, he wants to stay away and have other things do the painwork for him, longrange and using other people, using deadthings, itâs⌠him, theonefromtheplain âItâs Erl, isnât it?â
âNot-Erl!â
Right right not actually Erl but âIf he could do this why didnât he before?!?â
âHe appears loathe to attack us head-on!â
His behavior strongly supports that hypothesis.
âFi, does that fit withâpain âwho you think it is?â
I am uncertain.
Keep this one down low Link just in case somehow painone of them can year you, should I not swing at the yellow magic? If it might not be what you think?
âŚUse me if all else fail-
MELTING?! Noteverything-! âZelda, the bones!â
âHhh!â
Different notaReDead, somethingelse, like the dead lynel?
âLink- itâs stirring!â
âIâm-â I donât know what the f$*# I am- âas ready as Iâll get.â
âAkhhs am I, but- arrows. Low.â
âUse mine!â
âY- yes!â
Sheâsgrabbingthose and Reidapainstarting- to push herself up-
âTwelve years.â
âFF-!ârightinmyEAR-
âHhh!â
-who?! Wh?! âWas that him?!â How did we hear him?! So far
âYes. It was me.â
HECANHEARUS thank Hylia I didnât say the yellow magic thing out loud
âYouâll be dead soon.â
You'd think he'd sound happier about that.
âHh-hh- hhh-hh- indeed not.â
âHeh.â Whatâs the matter with you, Link? Your Princess isnât joking
âIâd say I regret weâve had so little time together, but it would be such a lie.â
Keepbackingup he sounds-
âItâs beneath me.â
-tight. Wound up. Flat.
Reidaâs⌠skeleton. Rising.
âHh-hh.â
Thepain- eyes on it. Glowing like the lynel aaaaand wait.
Wait.
What was the thing about twelve years?? âNot sure youâre so good at counting. You havenât been with us twelve years.â Oh s#$& or HAS HE?
âTwelve years is all the rest I received, thanks to you.â
âPretty sure I didnât wake you up.â Thatpain chattering-
âMy master did.â
-itâs Reidaâs⌠teeth.
âPretty little Princess, lying in bed. I didnât harm a hair on her head.â
What thepain hell does that mean?
âNever again. Not that it will matter. This time, it will finally end.â
Master.
âI khH- do not recall your presence in my bedchamber.â
Master, it is him.
Thatâs- I can FEELpain his weird smile, is this- is this some kind of telepathy, Fi, is it like you?
Like yet not alike.
âYou donât remember much, from what Iâve heard.â
It is DEFINITELY not-Erl, he heard her SAY that.
âI wonder how it happened.â
And- here comes thepain skeleton slow, slow-
âHow did you survive?â
-still holding Reidaâs sword, watch the hell out of everything, Link, holy s$&%pain
âHow did your power suddenly arrive?â
it doesnât matter if Huiru died or not, heâs up, heâspain up somewhere anywhere wherewherewhere ohf- skeleton! Canwalkthroughfire?
âOr- did it? Do you have power, tiniest Princess?â
? I donât- donât get it-
âWhere is your light?â
Her light? Ours? Zelda- keep- just keep moving back-
âI freely admit my confusion. I can be honest with you, after all.â
...
Whatthef$&#? âWeâre⌠not friends.â
âDead men canât spill secrets. Only organs. Well, and bile. Blood. Lymph. The things that make you so repulsive on the inside.â
âMake US repulsive?â painHow does ANYONE say that so totally matter-of-fact?
âIn the extreme.â
painâSo, what- do you not have organs?â He sounds dead inside.
âMy insides are far cleaner than yours.â
âWant me to check?â OOH, Link, what the hell are you doing PROVOKING him?!
.
It⌠went awfully quiet. Except Reidaâs teeth.
painburns
That tightness in his voice- itâs weird, what is it? Like heâs straining. Nerves? Stress? Fear?
Fear?
He doesnât want to getpain near us.
Is he⌠afraid of us?
Did I just SCARE him? ââŚSeems like that worries you.â
âFfff-hhhh. Ffff.â
Hot breath on my neck
âI was content to let you live without her.â
(SAVEZelda)âNOT happening.â
âShe was dead already.â
âMg-?â SHHH Link donât give away that you havepain no idea what the f#$& heâs talking about, Zelda'snotdead, she's right behind you-
âYou no longer mattered. I could rest. Thatâs all I want. Peace.â
Doesn't seem great with definitions, either. âThis isnât peace.â
âThis isnât what I want.â
âInHHdeed?! What do you wish for then, foul creature?â
Zelda.
âYou-hh- massacred the inhabitants of this plain! That isnât peace!â
Pissed off Zelda.
âIt is when itâs over.â
Dear Hylia, he didnât deny it!
âPhhhh-â
Sheâs so pissed off sheâs hissing-
â-hhh-kh-hh.â
âOver. Thatâs what I want.â
-andpain creaking the hell out of that bowstring.
âBut you pull me here- and the most frustrating thing is this may all be for nothing. Ripped from rest for the likes of you. Do you know what I think?â
âŚNo idea but Iâm sure going to give away as little as possible.
pain
âI think the way has already been paved. The power laid to rest, as it was meant to be. I think you are nothing but a lie.â
Heâs angry, must be, why bother telling us that otherwise, whatever it means?
âYouâd have used your power by now if you werenât. Wouldnât you, tiniest Princess?â
Tryingpain to get a dig in somewhere, but too scared to come over here and fight.
Afraid of us.
Ofpain me?
âŚLetâs find out.
âIs your hero also a lie?â
Itâs like I just FELT him bare his teeth at me and ohhh itâs coming anyway isnât it even if I WASNâTpain about to do what Iâm doing with your hand, thatâs right Zelda, my hand, come with me, forward, if we run he just burns uspain but if heâs SCARED OF US maybe we can push his ass back if we freak him out.
Do not underestimate him.
What happened to not losing hope? ForwardFORWARD hesees
Do not lose caution, either, master. He- must have some aim.
Theskeleton swordraising you mean some reason he hasnât already burnt us to a crisp.
An unsettling way to put it.
painSwordSKYWARD.
Thatâs right, Reida. ItâsforYOU AWAY sheâsfarbutitâll- whatâsthatsound?
âHh-?â
?! therider LIGHTNINGBALL
âH-Link?!â
âSTAY BEHIND ME!â READY LINK here it comes itâspain not as fast different totally different from the fire itâs like it lives by itself in the air
âAre you a lie, boy?â
itâs bigger than it seemed
âHh-hh-Link-â
TrustmeZelda
âLink, move!â
âTrust me.â Quiet quiet itâs almost lazy how slow it is butpain
âLink!â
Ohno is she stillwatching behind âBehind, Zelda!â hereitIS!!âHFFF!â
IT WORKED!!!!
âO- oh!â
Probability 100%.
pain
âGh-hhhhâŚâ
Hot breath on my neck
It is him.
âYOU.â
heâs snarling isnât he?
âOhhKhhh- thankhh-hh-â
Itâsquiet but Icanfeelit, heâs pissed, the lightningâs just floating away likepain a cloud now damn I shouldâve tried to aim it at Reida, sheâs still walking, the sword light didnât do much, she just paused, I wonder, I wonder âSo am I a lie or not?â
âYou are dead.â
âLINK!â
Left? LEFT OHMYGODDESSTHEYCANRUNpain CHATTERING HUIRUBONES ITâSFAST?! ZELDASHOT IT VEERED! INTERCEPTINTERCEPTpain UPSLASHâGHHAAH!â
âHH!â
DearHylia itâspain like its ribs started to split and just came right back together and DODGELINKmissedmeHuiruSPINSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSLASHSPINSLASH BRITTLEBONES
Chattering!
âMgh-HHhkhhh-â
REIDA! NOZELDA GETAWAYFROMHER ZeldaintheWAY canâtspinslash
âHHH! HHH!â
painTACKLE!!
Itâs no weaker, sheâs NO WEAKER painSTRONGER!!!
Master, the heads!
MAGIC OH F- âZELDA, HUIRU!â SheâsnotUPyet âTHE HEAD!â myTHROATâKGHh-âOHS#$#!!
âIt-hhs- rolling hhh-hh LINK!â
LIGHTNINGBALL airairâKâAIRPAINAIR GET THESE BONES OFFPAIN LINKohNOno-noAIR-PAIN-painpain-
âGHAAAAAAH-HHH-hhh!â
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Target the rider!
HITpain- You read my mind, Fi! throat throathurts
As usual, master!
windpipe Fisillyonpurpose-? Lightning fasternow! Mustâve hit hard andHUIRU backTOGETHER oh my Goddess. Fi, they just keep-
The head MUST be destroyed or the skeleton utterly obliterated, as we- MASTER!
I KNOW I SEE FASTERpain HE HIT IT BACK THELIGHTNING BAAAACK âHAAAAAH!â YES!RIGHTBACKATYOURFACE heâs closer, he got closer, paincareful that lynel lynelbonesfire if he gets desperate heâllburnus Zelda?! Reidaâshead, sheknockeditWAYoverthere, drawingher BOW âNO DONâT!â HUIRUHASHER HERNECK âNO YOUâ RIP HIM âBASTARD!â RIP HIM OFF HERPAIN!
No Isawitinherface herpain movement sheâssotired- F-ING THROW THIS GODDESSDAMN SKELETONPAIN, AWAY WITH YOU ASSHOLE ENJOY PICKING UP ALL YOUR PARTS WHILE I FRICKING STALK REIDA
âLINK!!!!â
F-LIGHTNIâAAâPAINâhhâPAINâAAAâ
MASTER!
âNO!!!â
âHa.â
PAINâAAAAâPAINâAâPAINâAAâPAINâAAAAaaaahhh!âCANâT
Master, open your eyes!
âLinkgGGGH! Link phh-h-leaseâŚâ
Herhandsher whereamI? pain
âPhh-lease, they-hhh-hh- shall re-form!â
Herhandsareshaking pain sohard âSh-shh-hh.â Squeezethathand hardto though hardtomove pain
âOh- hh- HHH!â
Light-
Light?
Turn!
The- LIGHTNINGBALL whatâswrongwithyouLink?! IN FRONT OF ZELDA painIN FRONT HIT IT YOUR SWORD YOU CAN DO IT PAY ATTENTION YES! Right back at this asshole and now I knowpain getting closer Iâm CLOSING on you oh you donât like that do you yeah yeah here it comes aGAIN and itâspain back at you AGAIN and FASTER and FINE you want FASTER Iâll give you FASTERWOAHHIT HIT
âGHHAAAAGH-K!!!! HH-â
HIT! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?! stillmounted, toobad checkZelda, there, watching people-bones, almost back together thatSOUND THELIGHTNING FINE YOU WANTpain TO GO AGAIN HERE WE GO HIT CLOSER Iâll get CLOSER TO YOU and CLOSER and painAGAIN FASTER and FASTER AGAIN RIGHT AT YOUR FACE YOU DIDNâT LIKEpain IT LAST TIME THOUGH- FINE! FASTER AGAIN AND-!!! âZELDA!â
AIMEDATHER! SHESEES SHEâLL
âHH-HHH!â
SKELETONARMS?!?!!?! âNO!â RUNPAINHOWTHEF#$( ARETHEYDOINGTHAT THEYâREJUSTARMS NONO PLEASEHYLIA
âKGHHHHAAAAâ
âZELDA!â SCREAMINGNO!!!!!!!!
âAs I thought.â
âAAAAAAAAâ
SHEâSSCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!
âAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHâ
âLies.â
(What will happen if I hear her scream?)
âoOOOHh-â
(Will I freeze?)
âNo magic, pretty little Princess?â
NOTTODAY âRRRAaAH!â NOFREEZING
âOh-hh-h-h-â
Because that armâs SPLINTERSpain
âhhh-hh-â
âNothing to save you?â
and THIS ONEâs FLYINGSOMEWHERE GOODBYE
âhhhhhâŚâ
âGood.â
FIREBA- fireBALLS HOTBOTHSIDES PENNEDINTIGHT HOT Wh- OhmyGoddessZeldahereyes âHeyheyhey openup- open!â Sheâstrying sheâspainwoozy I wastoo myGoddesswhat's he doing???
âDead, regardless.â
Wind?
Wind. Sudden- blowingâŚ
North?
Oh no. No, NOpain- âZelda! Zelda, UP! NOWwwwOOOH!âFIREBALLâMOVE!âTOOCLOSESHECANâT OVERYOURSHOULDERLINK THROW HERPAIN OVERBACK PAINand RUNPAINPAINPAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hotREIDAHUIRUWHERE?!
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âG- H- OH THI-IS W-AY!â
OBEY YOUR PRINCESS PAINLEFT hotLEFT LEFTPAIN
âKH-HHHhhh-hhH!â
LEFT LEFThot hotTHEREIT HOT!!PAINHOT!! GOES oh no, no- no, diagonal, we have to go around no no, no-
âI-khHHhh-hHh- c- ahn run!â
Pain isshesure?donâtquestion notime hotpain tryit DOWNpain
âA- hh- khh-h.â
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âHH-hhKhh.â
itâs closing by the second, how close is it painhow close the fire behind us?
?!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO âZelda.â WAYtooclose
âHhhH-hh-h- try-hiing-!â
Oh noNO âI know, I KNOW- weâre together!â Sheâs ontheverge Iâmsureofit, thereâs so muchpain fire I can hardly see, canât- howhot will I even see the next hotfireball coming?
âKhhHHHhh-hh-m.â
Itâs like the fireâs alive and chasing us (allmyfault I)hot (recommended wecametohelp becauseIrecommended)pain hotHOT ISTHATANOTHER âLEFT NOW!!!!â
SOCLOSESOCLOSEHOTHOTâAaaAAF!â
âLhhiihhink!â
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pain Holy S%&@ you lose THAT and you are BOTHpain DEFINITELY DEAD BURNED ALIVEhot OR SMASHED AT CANYON BOTTOM AND YOU PROBABLY ARE ANYWAYprobablyare Cheecryinginbed (Zeldabody burntbroken) no please
hotNo
Zelda
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Please
Pleasepain
Hylia
Hylia
Preserve us(please)
Lift us from these sands(please)
Keep us with the dawn(notZelda)hot
âL-hhHh-i-â
Ithappenedalready dawn keep us with the dawn
âKHHH-hhh-HHH!â
Thepain smoke again no(notZelda)- she-
He who wields the sacred blade
âHH!â Who is that?!
âHhh-hKgh-what- is it?â
Fly with the wind
Ishot- the smoke getting to me, too?
Blood oxygenation level 97%.
Okay thatâs Fi again what?what? 97 seems okay.
I hear her too, Master.
HearâŚ
Her?
Hear HER?!
SPEEDLINK!!! âCOME ON, ZELDA!â
âHhh-HH?â
DONâT GET IT OUT YET, WOOD PLUS HOTFIRE BAD, BUT YOUâREpain GOING TO AND THEREâS ACTUAL
REAL
HOPE!
HYLIA, PRESERVE US!
LIFT US FROM THESE SANDS
Fly with the wind
KEEP US- I- I hear you! âZ- Zelda!â
âLHH-H-EFT!â
YES LEFT MORE FIREHOT BUT âZelda, did you hear it?â
âYh-YES-fire- more!â
No no âThe voice!â
âV-hhhHHHHkHHh- voi- ce?â
painLaterLink! figureitoutwhensheâssafe âJust- sprint!â
âI AAHhm!â
hotâNo, SPRINT! SPRINT for meâ pain âZelda, give everything!â paindoesnâtmatter
âI- HHhhh-â
âEverything youâve got!!â Zeldalivingmatters
âR-RRRrrrRRR!â
Thatâs it YES hot sheâs so tired butpain thereâs always that one last hotburst
âHH- hh- hh!â
everyone has in them and this is it! Weâve got to make it through
âHh- HH-h!â
before the wind makes all these firelines join, makespain it overtake us hotand yes it hurts
âHhHH-h.â
it hurts, legsbackneckclothestuckpullingrubbing hotand whateverâs going to happen when wepain go over that edge will be dangerous as all hell hotbut thereâs hope, there IS!
âHh-KHH-h-h.â
There is-
Something?
What is that?pain
Like a banner
Shining in the wind
?hot
Itâs likehot the thing I saw last week
I paindonât-
Is it hotthe same thing?
painWhat IS that? âZelda? Do you- know what that is?â
hotHer eyebrow paincrease fireFIREPOP theregoesthatbush holy- burning ignoretheburningpainHOPE pouchstillgoodgood
âWh- Hh-hh- what?â
She-
She doesnât see? âThere!â
hotShaking her head and-!!!
âHHhH!â
Wobble- sheâs okay butpain
âMgh-hh.â
sheâs going to slow soon sohot sohot she doesnât see it toohot does she?
She likely does not, Master.
Why not?
For the same reason she could not hear the words. The same reason only you saw the spirits of the sacred woods.
Huh?hot
The koroks.
Oh!
âK-hhh-kh.â
painThe others sohotcouldnât see them?
No, master.
Theyâre spirits?pain
Fairies, to be precise.
Is- hotthat thing in the distance a fairy, too?
I do not believe so, but my sight depends on you.
Okay- okay-
âMgh- hh- hh-â
Keep running runhotpain FAST, but- sheâs already a little slower.
Donât take her hand, not yet.
âH- h- hh-â
Let her poundpain out everything she can with her arms pumping
Wait for her- to hotreally need itsohot- waitWINDHOWLING! Checkback
âOh-hh?â
sheâscheckingtoo fireball? painFireball? No fireball? Heâs just stirring up the windtoohot behind uspain isnât he, the way behind us is totallyhot blocked. Canâtpain go back, canât. burningDeath.
âKHhhHHHHHH-hhh!â
The others? Prayforthempray pray he spent all his hotenergy on uspain and the others got away and he hotreally doesnât care about thempain so theyâll- be fine. As long as theytoohot get away from the fire, maybe, maybe findthosekids
âMm-gh-KHh.â
and help themhot. Zelda and I, wepain couldnât. Couldnât get back throughpainburning those flames, not without teleporting likehot the Yiga or beingaskeleton which is reallynotwhatwewant-
Or a skeleton.
SKELETONS?
???sohotlookhowbrightheflames
I donâtbrighthot see thempain but the fireâs moving so fast
âKhhHHHHhh.â
For all I know theyâre right there, hotbehind the first wave. Theyâd have toâve painput âkhh-hâ themselves back together first, buthot
âKhhHHHHhhhhHH-hh.â
hotthey seemed disturbingly good at that.
The- firehotHOT. Forcingpain âkghkHâ us more lefthot morewest toward the other inferno too much smoke bet he canât see us at all anymore though-
âL-Linkhh-h? Para-â
âShhh.â Just in case he can still hear!
âŚShe gets it.
âKhhHHh-hh! Hh- hh-â
âŚhotStruggling. Slowing.
âKHHhHH-h!â
Look at her legspainunsteady.
My hand.
Here.
Take it.
âHh-h. Hh-h.â
Some of the painburden. Let me take it.
Thatâsit, I know youâre tiredhotpainburning(scared) âkh.â
âHh-oh- mgh.â
pullher More tired than I am pleaselessburntthoughplease
We neverhot even had a single day to start training you.
If weâd been⌠anyonepain else but us, hotweâd bothâve been dead last night hotpainalready POP loud thatonewasloud
âK-k-hGh.â
It seems like such a huge deal, to just be âkhh-hhâ hotburns crazy strong and fast with insanepain stamina without even trying, to be even more so whenpain you work hard at it, buthot these things- the THINGS we sawhot on this plain-
Weâre massively outnumbered.
âHhHHh-khhhHHhhh.â
There are so many horrors. So many creatures hotjustpain âkhhHh-hhâ as strong or stronger than us. We have toburning âGh-khmâ burningpullingstopit concentrateonherpullingherinstead pullawayfromthefire the edge
âHhh- hhh-â
we have to use everything weâve got, and we have to get betterMOREPOPPINGBUSHESSWERVE
âKHHhhh!â
Explodingbushes both of us. burnsMe and her. Havetogetbetter. Because we werenât enough for this.
Hyliashaking burnspain âg-gh-hh.â
We werenât enough for this.
âLi- hhkHHhh-â
âI-h- have you!â pullingharder
Are therepain- are there others?
There are, thereâs painMipha, Daruk, Urbosa, and Revaliburning.
âKHHH-hh-KHhhhhh.â
Are⌠six of us enough?
shakingCan we hotfind others?
âMm-hhkhHh- hhh- I- I-â
âYou can do it!â (gettingweakbothweakpullingZelda weâdfall firealloverusweburn)stopitLink
Is there a backup if one of us diespain? (fallburnwouldhurtsomuch)NO HopeHOPELink
Survive, master!
HopeHOPEhot, that spirit! Fire sohot, thereâs fire
I will gladly speak of it when you are safe.
but flameslower there âkh-khâ get therepain gettheregetthere see over them
âHHkH-hh.â
I⌠I see it. I see its head!
You approach Dinraal.
Dinraal?
She is a sacred dragonâan ancient servant of the Spring of Power.
Dragon?
Dragon.
âŚWow.
hotsohotWow. Justrunjustgetthere itâs getting sohot, hotter- just hot all the time âkhHâ not just when the flames are licking at my legs
âHh-h-h-h-hhh-hh-hh-ghhhh-hh- oh-h-â
Zelda âAlmost!â
âMgh-hh.â
The painonherface âWeâre almost there.â
âŚSheâs shaking her head.
âWeâll make it!â
âL-hh- Link-hh-hh- Mghph- our- chance iskhHHHh-hh- no hh-better-h than-h be-hh-fore.â
âIt is.â
âN-h- ohhhthing has-hh-hh- changed!â
âIt has.â
Look at her painlooking at you.
âKhhHHHHHh-hh-hh-HH-h.â
hotsohotWould she be crying?
If we had any tears left to? Iâm parched. âIt has- really. KhhH- please trust me.â
âIâŚhhh-hhâŚâ
A tiny pout
âI do-hh.â
She does.
But I think she thinks Iâmpainhotter just trying to make her feel better.
Iâm not.
âKhhHHHh-HHHKHH-hh-oh- hHHh-hhKHHH!â
TherepainHOT it is, Link.
The dragon.
And the- the(heat) the wind.
âO-ohHh-ohh-hh-hohhh-L-L-â
The WIND theheatmoreheat(youâllbeovercome) (itâsevenhotterandyouâllpassout)
âL-hhink the-hh-hh- heatkHHHhhhhh!â
âI-h- know, I- fhh-eel it, too!â the wind kickingpain up hard itâs theheat thefire Fi, Fi(youâllpassout) Iâm- waveringWAVERwoah nono I might- Iâmtoohot- she- ?! âZELDA STAY UP!â herbicep
âTh-hh-HHHh-KHHHHhhh!â
KeepherUP thatâs it thatâs it sheâs uppain weâre âal-hhh-mohst there, almost, I- promise!â
She- smiling?
âHH-HH-hhh-HHh- Hhh is that-hh- a chhhhallenge?â
hotHOThotpain canâthelpit smilingbackatheranyway shescrewedupthejoke butwhocares becausesheâswoozy(dyingno pleasenother) andshestillLOVESyou and âYES!â
âHhh-hh-hahh!â
And we reallyaretoohot "khHh-hh" almostthere DESPITE your sh!^^& intrusive thoughts, Link, thereâsHOPEyouHEARDher heardHER! Weâreslowingpain pain, butthereâstheedge, I SEE it!
Only a little space(itâstoohot), so little not burning(yourgliderwillburn) (youâllfall) (dead), havepain to hurry that north wind kickedupsomuchharder so MUCH itâsHOTchasingyou(firefast) (burnyouboth) (dead) so strong itâs notonlynorth so painhot itâs blowing up blowing up wait, up?
âKhhHHHHhhh-hh.â
Up?
UP! Is- ispain that enough, would it lift you?!
Pre(saveher)hot
Preserve
Lift us from these sands?
Keep us with the DAWN? WHICH JUST HAPPENED ?
âHhhkhHHhh-â
hothotSong lyrics- guides!
â-hh-hâŚhhhâŚâ
Ifpain songs can be guides why not prayers we thought the song of the Goddess was gibberish and it wasnât it was a GUIDE for an ancientpain hero and spirit maiden Fi can the prayer be a guide?!!?
Given the current situation
toohot
and the telepathic communication you and I experienced
gettingcloser
I estimate a probability of 98.3%
thatfirewallbehindyou
that those words of prayer were specifically intended for you, master.
burninghotblazing Holy Light.
Fly with the wind she said and thatâs EXACTLY WHATâS GOING TO HAPPEN âMOVE!!â SPEEDBURST PULLHER BELIEVE âWEâRE GOING TO MAKE IT!â
âL-Link!â
BELIEVEITLINK Scaredsound Zelda âItâs alright!!â Pull her, painpull her, weâre almost theresohot BELIEVE IT
I donât dare reach in that pouch yet canâtpainburning risk dropping anything back here but plan Link, Zeldaâs so tired
âKhhHHHHHhhhHhh.â
paineven morehot than you, she could slip andburningsohot if she slips over the drop sheâs dead(yourfault), canât let it happen, your climbing gear!
âHh-hh-HHH-hh-hh-h.â
Bepain fast use the clips the harness thereâs only ONEhotter(closingtrapclosing), have to get her into it, clip herpain to me so if she passes out or her painstrength gives out she wonât fall hotEMBERSHAIR "Kh-HHpfff-t-hh!" HOTpainhot
âHh-hh! Oh-HHh-h-h.â
hurts(closingin fromallsides)ignore, my- belts- not made to hold her weight, have to clip her to all of them Link allpain and pray! Can I rig the paraglider� No, no if off kilter we plummet, it has to be me. I hold on, she rides me, she clips onto me.
The dragonWOWjustwow HUGE?! Thereâs flames! Fi, are those dangerous?
It is likely, master.
And here we ARE SKID
âHHh-hh!â
SKIDSTOP âHarnessâ inpouchinpouchshaking shakinghands hardtoreachin âharness! Put it on!â
âKhh-wh?â
Sheâs confused but sheâs- âThis way, this- yeah, leg, leg-â my Goddess sheâs shakingsobadNO-
âMm-m!â
she- she almost painfell the flames flames any minute theyâll be lickingus canât risk it lighting the paragliderHURRYhelpherhelpher âThatâs it, yeah- buckle- Iâve got that partâ tightentighten securesecuresecure needstobetight ifshepassesout
âL-Ink-wh-? We khhhah- not- climb such a height!â
âWeâre not, clips!â One two three one for each point you know WHAT extra clips, extras too, I donât have enough belts but âmy back, clip them- like this, you see? To the backs of my belts, the baldric, anywhere you can- yeah- that- that one- the one under too-â
âAll-hh- five-hh??â
âYe-kh-â whatâs- thatsound âyes-ssss!â OHMYGODDESS âGRAB ME, RIDE!â
âL-? OH!!â
PAINBACKPAINREIDAHUIRUCOMING THEYWERERIGHTBEHINDUS SWORDS SHEâS PAINONMESHAKING PARAGLIDER PAIN GETITOUT GETITOUT NOTIME JUST JUMP BELIEVE AND JUMPLINK!
âMmmmMMMMM-â
âKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEHHHHHâŚ.â                     Â
PAINonmyback UNFOLD
â-MMMmmMM!â
FALLINGpainâgh!âUNFOLDHOLYS$%^
âLlll-!!!â
STOMACHINHEADpain!!!!
âLNNnnnAAAAAA-â
HYLIAhurtsâGH!âHURTS PRESERVEUS
â-AAAAAAAAAAAA-â
LIFTUShurtsobad UNFOLDDONâTDROPIT
â-AAAAAAAAAAAAH-HHH-HH!â
painZeldaFROMbackTHESESANDS DONâTDROPIT YOUâREDEAD YOUâREOHMYGODDESSWHIPPEDUP
âHHHH-hHH! Oh!â
WHIPPEDWIND NOTdead- NOTDEAD!!!painPAIN
âOhh-h-my-!â
WINDsostrong paingoingUP!
âOhh! H-Hylia!â
HyliaHYLIA prasePRAISEHylia IfeelitWHIPPING our hair up up up UP UP UP so hot- the dragon, itâs fire, thereâs painfire all over floating like those lightningballs, painMASSIVE updraft and our enemyâs north wind is HELPING us now! North- and UP!!!
And sheâs- sheâs panting- andpain shaking- or sobbingmaybe, silent sobs withpain her arms thrown around my neck- âZelda.â
âMmm- hmMm.â
So scared âShh- sh- Zelda-â
âLink.â
âItâs okay, itâs alright now.â Sheâs barely hanging on, painstruggling to keep her legs wrapped aroundpain my hips, to keep all her weight on her limbs and not those clips. âJust- stay with me.â
Sheâs⌠not the onlypain one struggling.
Iâm shaking so bad. And she⌠REALLY hurts pressed on my back like that in its very-possibly-entirely-skinless state.
But Iâll take itpain. Sheâs alive.
âD- id- you see?â
ââŚSee?â
âThey- theyâre there.â
âThey- who?â
âHuiru. Reida. They- below us.â
Can I-
painPAINNo. âI- I canât see, canât twist around.â Too risky withshakingpain you riding. âCan only see ahead.â I shouldnât beshaking surprised, theyâre dead already, they probably donât care if they fallâŚ
How⌠ever⌠manypain painfeet that is. That.
shakingHoly
Yeahpain, Fi, that 48 feetshaking or painwhatever Iâd done before? shakingDoesnât even sort of compare to thispain. Ifpain we fall. Evenshaking if we painstart to sink, if painwe speedshaking up as we go paindown, itâs so far-
Cease to fear what lies below, master. Fly while you can, and mind the flames.
Woah, sheâs painright. shakingstopshakingThose fireballs (canâtstop) theyâre moving almost like â like soap bubbles. Firebubbles. Moving, and weâreshakingpain at least partially at the mercy of the wind.
Andpain thank Hylia- thank YOU Hylia- for having that mercy on us. painThe wind, lifting us up.
Thereâs a weirdshaking smile on your face, Link.
You canpain unpack it later.
For now, painsteer the glider. Beshaking between all that floating flame.
âLink?â
âItâs alright. Just making sure we donât hit anything.â
âHit-?â
She probably canât see the bubbles either.
âLink, you- are⌠trembling.â
ââŚYeah.â
And there it is, Link. She has painstrength enoughshaking to try and hug you, even though sheâs already basically hugging youpain, and nuzzling in your hair.
âI love yhou-khHh- oh. Iâm sorry.â
âHeh. Donât be sorry.â painâI love you, too. JustâŚâ shaking âhang on for me, okay?â
Nodding against me
And shaking like crazypain.
shakingJust like me.
Itâs- up to you, now, Link. painHow to get her to safety. How to get theshaking two of us somewhere we can actually deal withpain our wounds, and rest, and painmaybe eat something, and get fricking word to the castle aspain fast as possible. Margil, Beraya, Daile⌠theyâllshaking⌠all think weâre dead.
The dragon. Itâspain â huge. And FAST. Now that weâre paincloser I can see its speed and itâs phenomenal(canâtstopshaking). Looks like itâs just gliding gently along like us but itâspain racing through the air.
Thatâspain⌠got to be making some wind, too.
Itâll pass us, wonât it? Very soonpain. If weâd been earlier or later, painwe couldnât- it wouldnâtâve been here to give us that boost.
(Thank you).
The updraftâll stop at some point.
Steer- left- painthere- try to stay near it as long as possible. Maybe-
If I angle forward?
âHh!â
âItâs okay- trying to pick up some speed.â Sheâs scrabbling again-
âYou- do you think- we can make it- to the other side?â
Thatâs a really, really long way. Andpain- where would we land?
What weâd really want is to go up, up, up, up as far as painpossible on that updraft.
shakingShe said theyâre below us â Huiru and Reida.
And- going down is NOT an option anyway. painBroken legs. Minimum. âIâll try.â
âHow- how can I help?â
Nuzzle her, Link. As best you can in this position. Who cares if it hurts. âJust stay with me. Hang on.â
Tighterpain. Good. Stay strong, Zelda. Please stay strong for me.
The dragon really is moving very, very fast. Catch up, Link, lean inpain and buildshaking as much speed and height as possible on that wind. You havepain your next goal, and itâs the cliff on the other side.
Fly with the wind, she said.
Who am I to argue with the Goddess?
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Hands
Part 10 of Adventure Log+ (Sequel to Linkâs Thought Brambles. I highly recommend reading in order! Edited 9/30/23 to tighten language.) WARNING: This chapter is rated mature for disturbing imagery and violence.
âLinkâhouse!â
âI see it!â
âLight!â
âYes!â Normal light, not purple. Please, please, please, please-
âOY!â
WOAH, Rionee!
âWHO GOES THERE? WATCH WHERE YOUâRE RIDING! IF YOU TRAMPLE MY CABBAGES, IâLL TRAMPLE YOU!â
âOh!â
YEEEEESSSS!!! OH, THANK YOU! âHello, there! Weâll slow down!â
âYOUâD BETTER!â
âShh, Rionee, youâre good⌠slow down⌠good girl.â
âEasy, Tass. Hello! May we speak with you?â
âYou already are!â
âShe has a point.â
âUph- hehe, Link-â
âSorry.â Just relieved, SO relieved, thank Hylia! Zelda is, too. Her voice bright.
Thereâs the womanâwas tough to see her in the dark! Sheâs out of breath. Probably ran toward us to stop us running over her stuff. Without the Moon, I canât even see where those cabbages might be. Maybe if the house light hit them at the right angle, but-
âWhat brings you riding at speed at this hour?! You scared me half to death with all that pounding!â
Ohh, s@#$. How much do we-
âForgive us, madam- ah, is that what we ought to call you?â
âIâm Laysha, but you owe me an answer. I have to check those fields behind you in the morning to see what you mightâve wrecked. Thereâs paths for a reason, you know!â
Oops. Wheat farm. UmâŚ
âO- oh. I apologize, Laysha. Weâmy knight and Iâd worried you might have come to harm.â
To be fair, they couldâve put a fence upâŚ
âYour- I beg your pardon- knight? And how could you be worried about me? We just met!â
âWe came from the farm west of here. It had been attacked.â
.
Uh oh. Thatâs a pause, right there.
âAttacked, you say?â
âYes.â
âBy who? Bandits?â
âIâm afraid not.â
OH no, sheâs reaching for something- âWait!â Her hand, dagger hilt! âWe donât mean you harm, we really donât. It was monsters. I swear, it-â She canât see you clearly, Link. Too dark. Canât see the tunic, canât see-
Better help her see, Link.
Be slow, do NOT be threatening while you dismount, Link.  Hands way up in the air. âUm. I- I bet you canât see too well, but-â
âYou bet right. Keep those hands up.â
Yes, maâamâŚ
Her satchel- ?
Luminous stone! Smart if youâre working outside at night.
âWell, you donât look like a bandit. Then again, who does?â
Fair point.
âŚSheâs looking at my tunic.
âŚAnd my face.
âŚAnd my tunic again.
âŚAaaand I guess sheâll be doing that for a bitâŚ
âWhatâs your name?â
âLink.â
âPff. Ha! Is it?â
âYeaaah.â
âYour knight, huh? That make you the Princess?â
âIt does indeed.â
âPh. Princess Zelda and the Chid, riding through my field all alone in the dead of night?â
âŚThe what?
Zelda doesnât seem to know what to make of it, either, but sheâs also dismounting with her hands up.
âI- Iâm afraid I quite understand how unbelievable it must be.â
Sheâs stepping into the light.
Layshaâs eyeing the crown of braids. Zeldaâs famous for that. But⌠itâs not like someone else couldnât braid her hair that way. Itâs not enough. Her new tunic does have that altered royal crest on it⌠and it sure looks fancy. The materialâs extremely high-quality, which hopefully she can tell?
Zeldaâs turning. Showing her the royal bow. That⌠sure made Laysha bat her eyelids-
The sword, dumbass. Turn around, Link! Keep an eye out over your shoulder just in case, though.
Her jaw dropped.
âY- you⌠draw that sword, but DONâT YOU DARE hold it by its hilt. Nice and slow. Hold it choked⌠under the hilt.â
Thatâs fair.
Never tried to hold you like this, Fi⌠hope I donât cut myselfâŚ
You wonât, master. I am incapable of harming you.
Really? Cool...
Please, be convinced? Please? Nothing, nothing, looks like this sword. Even in the pale luminous stone-light it gleams bright white in a way it shouldnât. Youâd think the reflection would be greenâŚ
âHuh. Iâll be a pig in s@#$.â
âDoes that mean you believe us?â
âIt means Iâm closer to believing you than I was a minute ago. If youâre not here to mess with my farm, what are you doing? And why would you be doing it and not a bunch of knights?â
âIâm a knight.â
âShush.â
Wow.
âŚShe doesnât believe us. She wouldnât talk to the Princess that way if she did.
Would she?!
âThe real Princess and her knight ought to be holed up in the castle âtil the Calamity comes after what theyâre saying happened at that festival.â
âWeâre not.â
âYOUâRE not.â
Zelda please think of a way to prove this, please-
âOh!â
âWhat?â
âThe device on my hip. Itâs called a Sheikah Slate.â
Oh no.
âSo what?â
âIt- it contains pictures. Memories of places weâve been.â
Ohhhh!
âWould you allow me to show you?â
Please say yes. Please say yes.
ââŚMove slow. Hands away from that bow.â
As if sheâd have time to draw it and nock an arrow before you could swipe her with that dagger.
âŚWell, Zelda might, actually, because sheâs weird like me, but anyone else? No.
âIâm taking it off my hip. You see, hereâs the screenâthe part which shows the pictures.â
âŚI think Iâm allowed to turn around slowly, nowâŚ
Zeldaâs swiping past the screens. It must look like magic to Laysha.  A magic book. A magic writing slate. A magic picture-frame? Something.
There are the pictures⌠And wow, sheâs actually letting this woman hold it?
âYou simply touch it and move your finger left or right. Yes!â
âWh- what-? This is the castle, isnât it?â
âYes. Sir Link and I are in many of the pictures. Our friend Purah held the slate for much of the day of the festival, taking these.â
That day Iâd been miffed thinking the pictures didnât prove useful. Now, Link? Good thing she took those! Itâs obvious. Isnât it? There we are in all those shots, surrounded by guards. Thereâs Mipha with us. No one could mistake it. Could they?
Too- too bad. The slate was on my hip the whole time we were dancing.  It⌠would have been nice to have a picture of that.
Aww. Myrri⌠sleeping on Chee.
Right before
Before
Before
No- no- no, donât do that, Link. You canât be touching your arrow-spot right now. Layshaâll think youâre going for a weapon.
Resist.
Damn.
Itâs almost like an itch.
Ohhhh sheâs looking at my face, now. Squinting real hard.
âYouâre actually Sir Link?â
âYeah.â
â⌠And⌠and Princess Zelda?â
âYes.â
I canât tell in the green light but I bet sheâs going allllll pale.
OH and there she goes down on a knee!
âPlease, forgive me, Princess! I thought-â
âNo need! Truly, Laysha, please be at ease. I entirely understand your reaction.â
âI- I- Sir Link, please forgive me for what I said- I- I- I-â
âIs⌠this about that chid thing?â
âY- yes!â
âYeah, so⌠uh⌠what does that even mean?â
âBefore you answer, please, Laysha, stand. Youâve nothing to fear from us.â
Sheâs⌠shaking. âHere. Take my hand. Itâs really fine.â
Aw. Like a leaf.
âIt- um. It means⌠chosen kid.â
âHuh. Thatâs not as bad as I was expecting.â Itâs not even all that far off. Iâm only 18⌠Doesnât seem like something youâd call someone you had confidence in, thoughâŚ
âLaysha⌠I am sorry to say your neighbors directly to the west were attacked.â
âB- by monsters?â
âYes. We⌠know for certain there were at least seven bokoblins, each apparently riding a stolen horse-â
âThat canât be right, Princess.â
âOh?â
âMarc and Challa only had three horses.â
S@#$.
Itâs what we already thought, though.
That eyebrow-crease on Zelda. A slightly pushed-up lower lip. She feels bad.
âI⌠am sorry to tell you, your neighbors⌠four people were dead. Three adults, perhaps. One⌠child.â
Tears.
And shock.
âA- all of them?â
And that confirms it. The numberâs right.
Those things⌠those were them. The people who lived there.
âŚThey were once, master. They were dead when we arrived.
It still feels like murder.
I am⌠sorry, master. You merely laid soulless bodies to rest.
Zelda must've nodded. I- wasn't seeing properly. Tears on Layshaâs face reflecting green.
âDo you know which way the bokoblins went? P- princess?â
âSirs Link and Daile dispatched them.â
âO-oh! But- then why-â
âWe think there was someone or something else with them.â Wish I could tell her what. âSomething⌠that made these⌠odd, glowing patches of something that looks like mud. It lays on top of the ground. Itâs called malice.â
âI havenât seen anything like that.â
Oh good.
âI- I have toâŚâ
The house. There must be others. âOf course. Can we go with you? Weâll check around, make sure things are okay.â
âYes- please do, Sir Link. Princess. Ah- i-if you donât mind, please⌠doesnât seem so important now, but...â
âWatch for the cabbages?â
âEh- yes, S-sir Link.â
âCertainly, Laysha.â
Would be helpful to have moonlight. Zelda's looking, too. Weâd see malice if it was around... it makes its own light. I just wish it was easier to see anything else prowling around out here in the dark. No black outlines against the stars except normal-looking things.  Some trees. A pretty large copse at the rear of the house. Baby trees. Some not too farâmaybe still in the wheat field? They should probably cut those soon. Lots of baby trees we passed, which is fine, you just donât want them right in the middle of your crop. I see the well-pump to the south of the house, too. And another copse southeast of that.
The horses seem okay. They⌠need a rest and some water.
Damn, I need water, too. Canteen. âGmpg-gmpg-gmpg-gmpg-gmpg-ghhh. Water, Z- Princess?â
âI still have some of my own. Thank you, though.â
Guess sheâs not that thirsty.
âŚSpeaking of thirsty, âHave you been having any trouble with your drinking water lately?â
âNo, not at all. Why do you ask, Sir?â
âGood. Just⌠making sure. That malice muck was practically on top of the other farmâs water.â
âIndeed. It may be wise for you to pump some and store it in traveling containers just in case.â
âO-oh. Oh. You think⌠you think somethingâs coming this way?â
âWe donât know. We chose a direction to investigate.â
âI see, Princess. Reeb? REEB!â
âYEAH?â
âWE HAVE⌠IMPORTANT VISITORS!â
âYEAH I HEARD YOU YELLING ABOUT YOUR CABBAGES! WHO IS IT? ITâS NOT FRIPP, IS IT?â
âOF COURSE NOT, DIDNâT I JUST SAY THEY WERE IMPORTANT?â
âWELL, HOW DO I KNOW?!â
âYOU SHOULD KNOW I DONâT MEAN FRIPP!â
âI DONâT KNOW, YOUâVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT THOSE DAMN LOOPER MOTHS, MAYBE THATâS WHY YOU WERE YELLING ABOUT CABBAGES!â
âWOULD FRIPP REALLY BE DRIVING HIS HORSE RIGHT THROUGH MY CABBAGES IF HE CAME TO NIX THE RUDDY CATTERPILLARS?!â
âHEâS DULL ENOUGH FOR IT!â
âIâm sorry, Princess, he does like to argue with me.â
Yeah, wellâŚ
âItâs no matter, Laysha.â
âŚyou werenât exactly discouraging him.
âTHEY HAVE BAD NEWS!â
âMORE BAD NEWS?â
âRuddy⌠heâll be thinking Iâm on about the harvests again.â
âWeâd heard some of that at the castle. Has it affected your farm?â
Oooh, Zelda, this is NOT the best time for-
âIt wasâŚum⌠unseasonably cold in spring, Princessâmore than I ever remember, at least.â
Never mind. Seems like a welcome distractionâŚ
âSo, we, Reeb and I⌠we waited to plant like many others did, though it wasnât so bad here.â
Makes sense. Southernmost edge of wheat country.
âThose who didnât plant late had a good deal of their crops ruined.â
âFrost?â
âFrost. I hear theyâre biting their nails up near Tabantha village. Their wheat may not harden in time.â
.
Thatâs not a comfortable silence.
.
I hear her breath shaking a little.
Small cabin. Probably just Laysha and Reeb. Heâs crossing his arms at us. Heâs⌠short like me.
What- oh.  A dog. Walking funny- heh. Old dog. Stretching doggie-arthritis legs. Boris used to do that. He only lasted about a year and a half after that started. Dogs donât live long enough.
âWhoâre you?â
âReeb, for Hyliaâs sake, donât be rude! Theseâre Princess Zelda and Sir Link!â
ââŚYouâre having me on.â
âIâm not.â
âYes, you are.â
âIâm NOT, Reeb, just look at them! Look at- Princess, would you mind showing him?â
âNot at all.â
Slate again.
Iâll do a 360 while he looks.
âH-hot damn, how does this work!?â
âHeh. Weâre not entirely sure. I understand light passes through this lens and falls onto a flat plane. I do not yet understand how the light is kept.â
âDamn. DAMN.â
Still nothing unusual-looking.
The horses are a little shuffly.
Theyâre thirsty. Iâll ask about drinking water for them before we go.
âWowâŚâ
Crickets are real loud. Itâs almost too cold for them. Last hurrah of the fall, I guess.  It feels like itâll frost any night now.
âAlright- Princess- what can we do for you?â
âYou need do nothing for us, sir. Weâre here to check on your well-being. Have you seen anything unusual tonight, or earlier today perhaps?â
âNo, Princess. Itâs been a day like any other.â
âI see. Well, then- Sir Link and I would like to circle your farm once to ensure nothing seems amiss, then head northwest to check your neighbors in that direction. Perhapsânow I think on it, perhaps you could tell us about them?â
âEh- sure, Princess. Northwest youâll find Erl and Mizral. They farm wheat like most of us do around here, some vegetables⌠and then east of them and a little east of here thereâs a big family, Cawlin, Gorsdaddâtheyâre brothersâand Rana and Hallen, and all their kids.â
âHow many?â
âEh- nine, Princess.â
Nine kidsâŚ
âAnd thereâs Geenra, too, sheâs getting mighty old at this pointâstill kicking, though.â
âPrincess, Reeb!â
âOh! Yes, Princess, so sorry about that-â
âItâs alright, truly.â
Oh- heh! Hi there, boy.
âPrincess?â
Hand licks.
âYes, Laysha?â
Always nice. You like behind-ear-scratches?
âAfter what you told me⌠why donât I make you a quick map?â
 Yesss, of course you do.
âI can⌠write the names down, too.â
Classic dog.
âWhat they⌠told?â
You donât seem bothered by anything, do you?
âThank you, Laysha.â
Nothing but wind in the grass out here.
âEh- wait, what happened to your neck Sir- Sir Link?â
âHm?â Oh! How⌠do I explain this? ââŚMonster-bite.â
âMONSTER-bite?â
âYeah.â
âDeep?â
âKind of.â
âWell⌠if Layshaâs writing something out for you, I can take a look at that.â
Zeldaâs nodding. She cleaned it butâŚ
Sheâs so smart, but I guess she doesnât really have much experience with wound care. It just seems like she does because sheâs been there whenever I was hurt this month. Might be a good idea. âSureâthanks. Iâd appreciate that.â
âCome on in â sit in that seat��heheâthatâs Layshâs got-hurt seat.â
Guess Laysha hurts herself a lot.Â
âThatâs not true.â
Maybe she tries to fight off all those cabbage moths.
âSure is, hehehe.â
Hehehe with that dagger. âPhh.â
âReeb, come on, this isnât the time!â
âŚWow, sheâs right. Whatâs wrong with you, Link?
âAlright, Iâll unbind it. Â If it looks fine I can at least get you a clean bandage.â
âThanks.â
âI shall stand watch.â
âZ- but-â
âNo buts, Link. Iâll be right here in the doorway. I shanât be out of sight.â
ââŚAlright, here weâŚâ
âŚIt must look real bad.
âŚReal⌠bad?
He went so quiet. Wh- why is he looking at me like that?
ââŚLaysha?â
âMm hm.â
âStop.â
âWhat do you-â
âThatâs no monster bite, Sir Link.â
Oh. Oh-F@#$-
I just heard her dagger come out.
âReeb?!â
âNO, Laysha, just run!â
âREEB?!â
âWh- thereâs no need- we wonât hurt you!â Link you IDIOT-
âThen explain your damn self!â
Yes, I shouldâve done that FIRST-
âA person did that, not some bokoblin! You think weâre idiots?!â
âNO, of course-â
âPlease!â
Z- Zelda-
âPleaseâLink told you the truth!â
âLike hell he did, LOOK at that! Itâs obvious what did it-â
âI understand, but- please. Â Please, look at this last picture.â
Last- last-? Right⌠sheâd been taking pictures of the malice. She must have gotten the⌠ReDead. In the last one.
I hear her moving. Circling slowly behind me. Be careful- careful- if Layshaâs really scared-
Reeb doesnât want to take his eyes off me.
He thinks I killed them.
âŚWell. I did.
Two of them, anyway.
âPlease, look.â
He is. Over me.
And heâs losing absolutely all the blood in his face.
âWhat⌠what in Hyliaâs green hills is that?â
âŚLayshaâs moving, too. To see, right? Not to⌠stab me⌠or her. Right?
Stop shaking, Link. You- you wonât have to fight them. You wonât. You wonât. Wonât have to- to put a sword a sword through anyoneâs
Neck
Windpipe
F@#$.
F#@$, Link get a hold of yourself.
Even if they did attack, you wouldnât have to-
âReeb? Reeb, thatâs Marc.â
âŚI wish she hadnât said that.
âSkies, Laysha, I can see that. I can⌠what⌠what happened?â
I know his name, now.
ââŚYou can, perhaps, see why we made such haste.â
âŚLaysha⌠wonât stab meâŚ
âI- you- you think thisâll happen here?â
Can move- scrub my face.
âWe donât know. We feared so.â
Scrub it clean, I guess. Something.
âThis is the first farm we saw.â
âReeb, sew him up.â
âHuh?â
âSew Sir Link up while I finish the damn map! Itâs obvious why they need it, isnât it?!â
âY- yeah. Right. Right. Damn. Uh. Yeah, so⌠thatâs⌠awful torn. Stitches. Hang on.â
Stitches.
Never needed those.
Always was good at not getting hurt.
Your weakness, Link?
Hesitation.
You canât hesitate.
Why the hell didnât I listen to Fi?
Do not blame yourself, master.
Who should I blame, then?
I have never known⌠any of my wielders not to hesitate where peopleâs lives were concerned.
I guess, at least, Iâm no weaker than them, then.
No more hesitating, Link.
Threat?
Take it out.
And⌠oh! âThey can shock you still.â
âWhat?â
âThese things. They- if they look at you, they can shock you still.â
âI can see why they would.â
âNo, I mean with magic. They paralyze you. Thatâs how this one got close enough to bite me.â
Guess I shocked him still, too.
Oh? The dog. Licking my hand again. Thanks, boy. Youâre so old, arenât you? Your snoutâs gone all grey. Even around your cute little doggie eyeballs.
Needle and thread. Soaking in alcohol.
âI, uhâhere. You ever been stitched?â
âNo.â
âIt hurts and feels funny at the same time. Try not to move.â
âOkay.â
Oh-oh-ohhhh that is strange. Like some unrealistically-skinny fish is swimming through me. Not exactly unbearable considering what it felt like to have my heart muscle burst by an arrowhead.
âJust a few more. It ripped you butâŚÂ well⌠people donât have teeth meant for, uhâŚâ
âHunting.â Right?
âUh-huh.â
âI⌠I shall return to watch. But also⌠Sir Link and I must leave soon. We donât know where⌠whatever caused this went or what it even is.â
HIS breath is trembling too, now.
âItâs just you two living here?â
âJust us, Sir Link.â
âIâd⌠recommend only one of you sleep at any given time for the moment.â
âHohhh. Hully here used to be a good watchdog. Afraid sheâs not as spry as she used to be.â
Oh. She! Oops. Sorry, girl. Not that I said âboyâ out loud, anywayâŚ
One awake isnât enough if something can shock you totally still and silent. They needâŚÂ âYou have other animals?â
âYeah, thereâs a little barn. Round the trees that way.â
âIâd recommend sleeping in there. Animals, they-â
âDamn fine idea. Yeah, they notice things.â
Good. Good. Canât protect everyone, but⌠maybe itâll help if something heads this way. And⌠âUm. Arrows donât⌠donât work that well. You have toâwell, you donât have to, but it seems like⌠severing the head⌠is⌠best.â Dear Goddess. I canât believe I said that.
Seems like no one else can, either.
Dead silence.
Dead.
âŚ
The dogâs ears. Up. Oh no- quiet, quiet, Link- âDo you hear-â
âThe crickets!â
He hears it too, STAND, LINK! Quietly quietly quietly shhh- shhh- good, yes, no sound, stay down, you two, stay down-
What shut the crickets up what did it? Doesnât have to be one of those things, could be a fricking deer, but have to look, have to, and Zeldaâs on point automatically because she was already in the door but Iâll take it from her as soon as I get out there even with this stupid thread hanging out of my neck because Iâll be damned if I let her get bitten!
.
So quiet.
Iâm not sure itâs wise for them to stay in the house. If I were something nasty, Iâd figure they were in there.
Beckon them out?
âŚNot quite yet.
Look around firstâŚ
Sword⌠itâs so reflective⌠Itâll be okay away from the firelight, though. Keep it drawn.
âŚItâs quieter to the north-northwest.
No, Zelda, stay⌠stay there⌠watch meâŚ
That wayâŚ
QuietestâŚ
Stay crouchedâŚ
Wish the tall wheat was here. I could hide in it. As it is, Iâm just low.
Inch forward, Link.
Maybe youâll just look like one of the cabbages.
No. Donât laugh, idiot.
Whateverâs wrong with you, get it out later. Maybe you just need a real long half-crazed maniacal laugh, but you canât have it right now. Wait.
Zeldaâs circling quietly behind me. Sounds like sheâs trying to stay low, too.
We⌠havenât even actually trained her, yet.
Sheâ strong. Fast. Great shot. Her instincts seem really good. She stopped Vayden taking my head off.
But⌠thatâs the only close-combat sheâs ever been in.
Was this the plan? Were they trying to draw us north? Take her out before she gets too good at what sheâs supposed to do?
Or is it something else?
.
I donât see anything that doesnât just look like the wind in the grass. In the leaves. Not even many leaves on trees at this point⌠except the evergreens. Swaying branches.
Like those drawings of creepy forests in momâs old storybooks. Long, tendrilled branch-ends like way too many spindly fingers.
At least the pine branches donât look like that.
Eyes adjusting out of the firelight. Good.
Still a very dark night.
Into the copse, or around it?
.
In. Iâll be hidden better. And if I was a nasty critter trying to hide, thatâs where Iâd go.
.
.
Zelda.
I hear her following.
Sheâs smart. Do I direct her, orâŚ?
Letâs at least share a plan.
Come here?
.
Yep.
.
Sheâs good at sneaking.
.
.
.
Hi.
Your back to the cabin wall?
.
Yeah.
Watch me.
.
No, no no, donât come in after me if I disappear.
.
Oh, come on.
.
Sheâs not going to listen to me.
I think. We're... talking with our hands. Hard to tell and OH weâre both dumb, slate?
.
Huh? Why not?
.
If we use the slate youâll know what I-
Oh. No, IâM just dumb.
The light.
Pointless sneaking around with that screen blaring out into the darkness, right Link?
Yeah.
Your Princess is smarter than you.
Donât you dare forget it.
Which meansâŚ
Sheâs probably right about following me if she loses sight of me.
Which⌠she will. Quickly in so little light.
I really wish there were still three of us.
Itâs likely Daile hasnât even met anyone else, yet. Heâs probably still riding south.
And even if he does, theyâre supposed to start at the farm two west.
Weâre on our own. Just have to do our best.
Trust her.
In I go.
.
.
Thick brush. Some evergreens. Hides me.
A few feet. Still.
Again. Be still.
Still.
Nothing.
.
Keep going.
.
.
More.
.
.
Nothing.
.
.
Hear Zelda. Her feet. Soft.
.
.
Further in.
.
.
.
Even darker.
.
.
Shapes and shadows.
.
.
FF-
RRrrg. Rabbit.
You scared it, Link.
Stay the hell still for a bit.
.
.
.
Wonder if it scared Zelda.
.
.
.
.
A few more steps.
.
.
.
It got even quieter after the rabbit stopped.
Now IâM what everythingâs afraid of.
I screwed it up.
To be fair, I couldnât see the rabbit.
No avoiding it.
.
.
Have to wait.
See what comes back.
.
.
.
.
Breathe.
.
.
.
.
.
Breeze. Getting so cold.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sheâs still as a statue behind me, too.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I used to do this hunting bokoblinsâŚ
I bet she never has.
Sheâs patient, though.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Some sounds returning.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Lots, actually.
Louder than before.
âŚDid it go?
.
It couldâve just been a deer.
Wonât assume⌠but could be.
.
.
Move, Link.
.
.
.
.
Just the crickets right near me going quiet.
.
.
Whatever it was definitely moved.
I canât tell which way.
Canât tell if thereâs another quiet patch somewhere.
.
.
.
Just have to keep inching along in the dark.
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Nothing.
Zelda?
Yeah. Sheâs coming up to crouch beside me.
âWhat do you think it was?â
Supreme quiet, those whispers in my ear.
Causing urges.
Canât really do urges right now.
Calm down, self. âDeer?â
âDid you hear hoofsteps?â
âNo.â
âIt was so quiet. Youâd thinkâŚâ
âYeah.â
The crickets have been back full-force for a while, though. I still can barely see in front of my face, just silhouettes. More so in the direction of the house, but stillâŚ
It could be that⌠âWhat if we missed it?â
âHow?â
âIf it stayed still?â
âIâd have thought we would have spooked any hiding animals. It wouldâve run off.â
âYeah⌠thatâs⌠kind of what I mean.â
ââŚNot an animal?â
âI donât know. I-â
What-?
Didnât mean to grab you so hard, Zelda, sorry, but holy s@#$- holy s@#$-
No! No talkingâŚ
Dammit⌠quiet behind us, behind us again, whatever it is!
Back through the copse?
âŚNo.
Up, Zelda. Up! Whatever it was knew we were there anyway, up, crouched but up, hurry along the copse, on the outside, back toward the house-
Look. Look everywhere, Link, all around you. Did anything change? Is anything moving?
This would be easier with no breeze. Everythingâs moving a little. Canât tell. Just⌠not enough light.
My Goddess Iâd been worried maybe we were wasting time here creeping around in the dark, but not if there really is something nasty slinking aroundâŚ
.
.
.
Anything?
.
.
.
Any-
Wait.
.
What?
.
North-northwest.
Something doesnât look right. What-
What is it?
Zeldaâs tapping me, wondering why I stopped.
Look- somethingâs different.Â
Sheâs probably not sure what I mean. She was looking more south while we walked toward the cabin.
What is it? What is it?
âŚBaby trees?
Werenât there more of those?
Dammit, Link, thatâs a stupid thing to be different.
Iâm just⌠I must just not be remembering right.
Back to moving. Still weird quiet. Still-
!!!!!!! The horses!
âLink!â
âI know!â
RUN LINK, RUN THE HORSES ARE SCARED I know that sound, Rionee reared, she reared, sheâs not so easy to scare, whatever it is itâs bad and S@#$ there she goes she just BOLTED, Iâve never seen her do that ever ever not even once THERE GOES TASS WITH AN ABSOLUTE SCREAM and the dog the dogâs barking barking growling whimpering!
âAAAAAAAAH!â
âLAYSHA?!â MOVE, Link!!!!!!!!!!
âREEB!â
âWHAT IS IT?!â
âWHO CARES, JUST RUN, RUN!â
âAAH- NO, NO NOT THAT WAY! THE HOUSE THE HOUSE-â
What the hell IS it I donât even SEE anything, I donât see ANYTHING and neither does Zelda, sheâs running, not shooting!
I hear the dog running- WHAT?!
âLINK!â
WHAT?!!
WHAT THE HELL IS IT WHYâD THE DOG STOP?
CLOSER CLOSER CLOSER CLOSER WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT WHAT- WHAT-
T- tree?
Did it run into one? Itâs dark, maybe-
But-
No, there were no trees here- no-
Baby-
Trees?
Straight for it Link straight for it whatever it is the dogâs stuck in just slice it right off the ground just slice it-
There! âWh- what?!â IT BLEEDS! âZELDA, THE TREES! SOMETHINGâS WRONG!â
âTREES?!â
Poor girl, Iâm sorry, weâll check you out after, more of them, more? Use the house-light, shadows- thereâs one! Cut it- âMMPHGHAAAA!â
âLINK!!!â
WHATTHEF@#$ ITHASMYSWORDHAND ITHASMYHEAD TWOTHERESTWO KICK IT KICK IT KICK IT KICK IT COME ON!
YES ZELDA ARROW THROUGH- DIDNâT- DIDNâT HELP! PRYPRYPRY-
WHAAAAT- THE F@#$- IS THAT?! âMMM-MGH-RRRRH-AH!â MOVING PILLAR? ITâS WRITHING!
ANOTHER ARROW IT STILL HAS ME- SO STRONG SO STRONG BREAK FREE, COME ON, LINK!
NOT MALICE NO GLOW, WHAT-
ARROWTHREE HOW HOW IT DIDNâT EVEN CHANGE ITâS SO STRONG HOW IS IT SO STRONG?! I CANâT-
âHH!â Oh- my- âNG!â wh- Hyliaâs- Light- âRRRH-â that- thing- has- a- FACE- couldnât- see- it was straight up-
Master! I may know-
-toward the stars! ITâS HANDS!
This is a Dead Hand master!! Itâs imperative you break free!
THESEARENâTTREES THEYâREHANDS ITâSHANDS HOLYS@#$ PUUUUUUUUUUSH LINK GET YOUR SWORD FREE!!!!!!
âRRRRAAAAAH!â
NO, ZELDA!
AH! HEADFREENO!!!!!!!!!
âAAAAAH- HHHAH!â
GET OFF HER! MOVE LINK DAMMIT YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T LET HER GET BITTEN MOVE PULL THIS HAND WITH YOU SCREWTHESWORD-
PUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCHPUNCH MY GODDESS THE UNHOLY SOUND IT JUST-
WHATâS THAT S@#$ IT JUST SPRAYED?!?!?!- NONONONONONONONONO ANOTHERHAND
âMPHHHH- NNGNNNGG!!â
âZELDA!â
âAAAAAAAAGH DEMONSPAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!â
SHOVEL! YES BOOOOM YES REEB! THEARMâSOFFZELDA ITâS OFF-
âAAC-KH-â
ON REEB!
ZELDA SHOVEL YEESSSS FREE!
ITS HEAD, MASTER!
âAAAAAAAAAAH!â FACE-STAB!
Undead are resilient, master! They live not through biological means but magical animation. You must tear it apart to break the spell!
âAAAAAH!â
âLAYSHA!â
âS@#$!â There must be more hands there must one must have her, canât see!
Your spin attack master!
Iâll hurt the others!
It will not harm those aligned with you, master! USE IT!
C- concentrate, Link!  EVERYTHING you have, everything into the blade into the blade, IN, arm straight right! âAHHHHHHHHHHH!â
âSWEET HYLIA, WHAT WAS THAT?!â
âOH- hh!  REEB!â
S@#$, got him AGAIN-
âNO YOU DONâT!â
JOIN LAYSHA, LINK!  Slice this fricking thing to RIBBONS! Her dagger might not matter much, but maybe with both of us itâll be confused-
ZELDA with the shovel. YES. YOUâRE DEAD SOON, WHATEVER YOU ARE!
Damn, thatâs a shovel right through its gut or whatever WOULD be its gut if it were alive and slicing this thing is easy as long as the hands donât have you, the hands are so strong-
More more more hands I see them coming SLICE THIS THING, COME ON, DIE, D-
âOH!â
âBACK OFF, BACK OFF!â I donât want any more of that foul stuff getting on Zelda, my Goddess, sheâs injured- Zelda⌠Zeldaâs injured, what does that stuff do if it gets in a wound?!
âLinkâŚâ
âItâs alright. Itâs ALRIGHT. Look at it. Itâs⌠itâs⌠disintegrating. Like the⌠bokoblinsâŚâ
âNot precisely- hhhh-hh⌠hhhh-hh-â
Itâs⌠more like itâs melting. As it⌠twitches. Disappearing into the ground⌠the hands-? Them, tooâŚ
âLink-â
âItâs okay-â
âLink, there are MORE.â
ââŚWh-?â Where- she sees-?
âThere. Just there. Do you see it?â
âŚLike skinny, leafless trees against the sky. Dear⌠Holy⌠ââŚI see them.â
âŚ.How many hands does each one have?
And⌠why donât I see any of the face-pillars? âŚI didnât before, either. Itâs like this one just appeared out of theâŚ
GroundâŚ
The ground.
âZelda?â
âHh-yes?â
âUnderground?â
âLikely.â
âW- we have to- have to run-â
âNo, Reeb. Donât run. Laysha?â
âY-yes, S-sir Lin-k?â
âLuminous stones. How many do you have?â
âU-uhm⌠mmhmâŚa good few. In a bucket.â
âInside?â
âYh-hes.â
âIâll walk with you, slowly. Letâs get them.â
âA-a- hh- al-r-right.â
Sheâs brave. Shaking, but her jawâs set.
Theyâre both brave.
The hands ARE moving. Theyâre so slow. Hard to tell unless youâre paying a lot of attention. They sway, too. Like branches in breezeâŚ
They were already on their way here. We passed them.
Were there more underground behind us?
âŚBucket. Good. âOut there. Yeah. Zelda!â
âYes!â
âThink you can throw as well as you shoot?â
âYES.â
Damned if I donât love the look on her face.
Damn.
Damn this.
Plenty of tall grass around. This is NOT the time to take advantage of it.
Iâll just have to save it for later.
âScatter them even, please, so I can see the hands.â
âWh- thatâs all?!â
âYes.â
âThen what?!â
âThen Iâll slice every single one of their Goddess-damned hands off. Letâs see if that makes them come up for air.â
âBut if they catch-â
âThey wonât. Not this time.â I know what you are, now. No baby trees, hereâŚ
Well. There are, actually, but I know which are which.
There she goes with the stones.
Theyâre not that bright, but with how dark it is tonight they make a big difference.
Concentrate, Link.
Youâre going to do the Thing.
Run.
Run.
RUN.
SLIDE
SLICED
Damn things bleed like a hinox headwound. BleedâŚ. Itâs not blood. Green. Unless the stone lightâs playing tricks on me.
Next.
Come on.
Come on.
Iâm right here. Just try it-
DODGE STRIKE- good, only takes one good swipe with you, Fi.
I am not your sword, master. I am within your sword.
Details.
You next, hand.
Iâm right here.
Thatâs rightâŚ
.
DODGE STRIKE
YOU NEXT
Just slide for this one, Link, they strike like snakes but they seem to hesitate to start-
SLICE
NEXT
RUN
SLIDE
SLICE- OOOH YOU ALMOST GOT ME YOU SNEAKY OTHER HAND BUTâŚ.
DODGE SLICE
Bye bye.
No more right here, eh? Maybe-
YES, THERE YOU ARE, YOU WONâT LAST LONG NOW, SLICE-
Ohhh youâre going to try and bite me?
Bad idea.
DODGE STRIKESTRIKESTRIKESTRIKESTRIKESTRIKE
âHyliaâs mercy!â
âŚYou dead?
âYes. Link is⌠heâs special.â
You dead.
"Bloody magic at that speed..."
Next.
RUN.
.
.
SLIDE âHAAAAH!â
Sliced.
NEXT
Sliced.
NEXT.
Sliced
You-
SLICED
Jerks arenât-
SLICED
So tough if-
SLICED
We know youâre there.
And I knew you were there, you. My sword? Your face.
Just keep hacking, Link⌠and moving to the side. This thingâs so slow it canât even catch you without those hands to help it out.
âŚDone.
No more. Right?
âŚI donât think so.
âYOU SEE MORE?!â
âNOT AT PRESENT, LINK!â
âWEâD BETTER CHECK!â
âYES!â
âNot before we⌠we see to that wound on you, Princess.â
âOh. Hh. Yes, itâs⌠surprising. Iâd have thought it would... bother me more⌠H-here comes Link.â
âAlcohol-â
âNo, NO you donât, Sir Link. We have supplies and weâre not⌠hunting these things. Youâll accept our hospitality right now or may Hylia strike me dead. Weâd BE dead if you hadnât come.â
W-wow. ââŚThanks, Laysha.â
âThank YOU.â
âI, ah- h- hang on. Hully.â
O- oh, no. Did she-
?
She didnât get bitten, right? Just grabbed. Their grip is extremely strong, though.
.
That was a tiny dog-whine.
Better than dead.
He has her.
âPoor old girl. Had the fright of your life, you did. Did you⌠see where it got her?â
âNeck.â
ââŚMust hurt. Weâll get her in.â
âLetâs get you in, too.â
ââŚWe still ought to have a watch-â
âLet us clean your wounds first, Princess. That part wonât take long.â
âIâll finish up your stitching, Sir, and pardon me for saying this, Princess, but you canât leave that tunic on after this. Itâs befouled.â
âYes⌠I do have changes.â
âDamn- the horses-â
âTheyâll come back. They will.â Rionee will, and Tassâll follow her. âWeâll finish here as fast as possible, and weâll do a circuit around your farm before we go. Can I⌠trouble you for a few of those luminous stones?â
âOf course. Anything you need.â
We⌠got here just in time?
Or maybe not. The Sun hadnât quite gone all the way down by the time we left the first farm. Maybe⌠maybe darkness is part of the equation, here?
Iâve never known Dead Hands to exist in anywhere but deep in the earth, master. Â Itâs why I didnât relay them along with my knowledge of the stal-creatures. Darkness may be of importance as it is with stals.
Okay.
Okay.
If thatâs the caseâŚ
We really do have to move.
Fast.
Because itâll be night for another⌠what, eleven hours or so? Twelve?
A lot can happen in twelve hours.
These things move so slowly. Could they have made it here from that other farm in a day?
âLink?â
âComingâsorry.â
Hurry, Link.
Then hunt hands in the dark.
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Sequel to Link's Thought Brambles (I highly recommend reading that first to avoid losing huge amounts of context). Last Edit: 5/18/2025.
When Link activated the Sheikah Slate's Adventure Log without software updates, it began recording his thoughts and nearby voices. It moved Zelda to change both their lives. A melee, a discovery of the Princess' extraordinary abilities, an assassination attempt, and a fledgling-romance later, Link and Zelda are thrust into greater Hyrule beneath the looming threat of the Calamity.
(This fic is also available on AO3 if you'd prefer to read it there).
Part 1: Not like a MESS mess. (Rated mature for very strong suggestion of nsfw things).
Part 2: [Fi avoids anonymous gratification, explicit discussion of quantum field theory, and opening wounds.]
Part 3: Not thinking about apples.
Part 4: How our [k]nights should be.
Part 5: [Breakfast can be tricky.]
Part 6: [The love in the landscape.]
Part 7: [The sunflower, the pinana, and the islander hawk.]
Part 8: [Animals can think and echoes can be merciless.]
Part 9: A blanket of shifting shadows.
Part 10: Hands
Part 11: Deficit
Part 12: [Fi's] highest-probability extrapolation.
Part 13: Not counting the enemy.
Part 14: Not yourself.
Part 15: The one that blew by.
Part 16: Serenne
Part 17: A Man on its Back
Part 18: Lift us from these sands.
Part 19: Analytical theology
Part 20: [Things Forgotten. Things Left Behind.]
Part 21: Tells
Part 22: Unsound
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