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tiredassmage · 2 years

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15 questions, 15 mutuals

Thank you for the tag @captainderyn!

1. Are you named after anyone?

Possibly a great, great(?) grandmother I never had the chance to meet, via middle name, though it’s been... probably at least a decade since I heard that tatter and I’m not sure how correct it is, lol. I’m... not particularly close to a vast majority of the family, tbh, given Drama(TM). Mom picked by meanings though. I know that was very important to her.

2. When was the last time you cried?

I... think I cried a little about a week and a half ago in one of my classes. Not because the class, I promise, lol. We watched the pilot episode of a show called Station Eleven in class and that was a gut puncher.

3. Do you have kids?

No, thank you. My pets and my OCs are all I need, lol. Very ace. Not my personal cup of tea.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Mmmm. I wouldn’t say regularly. It has its moments and I’m sure I was a bit more brutal with it when I was a kid, but its purpose isn’t generally helpful in areas where I need to communicate. I think most of the things I say sarcastically now are probably in regards to fictional characters. xD

5. Favorite time of day?

Late evening, in that like seven - ten pm range. Generally evenings. I’m absolutely not a morning person. If I’m up rather early, I’m tired later in the day. Evening tends to host “me” time.

6. Eye color?

Good ol’ reliable brown. (I need more brown eyed ocs, tbh?) Fun fact: eyes are kind of what enchants me, irl and I probably tend to be a bit invested in fictional character eye colors, too, lol. They’re beautiful. I have no other explanation. That said, I’m very shy about eye contact until I feel more comfortable with people/get to know them better.

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings, if I’m picking between them and scary. I don’t do horror, I am baby. I can be enraptured by a decent thriller and loved a good crime drama TV show. I can kind of do paranormal stuff sometimes, but I can scare myself just thinking a little too hard about it, so very hesitant.

8. Any special talents?

Mmmm... nothing nontraditional, I suppose. I had a few music teachers tell me when I was younger that I have hands that would’ve been great for piano, but I wasn’t super interested in pursuing musical interests outside of, like, basic school requirements. I did chorus for a while, but was kinda eh. I did enjoy acoustic guitar, but, again, not exactly enough that I ended up doing anything with it.

9. Where were you born?

Rural northeastern US of A. I miss having a fall season, but decidedly not enough to give up the warmth of living much farther south.

10. What are your hobbies?

Largely video games, lol, if it was hard to tell. I’d like to do more drawing and get into digital art. I am majoring in Digital Media Design, after all. One of my hopes is to properly play around with a tablet I bought myself over the summer while I take a break from courses. I desire to draw my blorbos, haha!

11. Do you have any pets?

Two ball pythons, the loves and amusing occasional nuisances of my life! They made a brief appearance on my main here. There’s also two dogs in the house, James and Cooper. Cooper is definitively my mom’s dog, however, and, jokingly, my little brother. (He’s her favorite. We all know this.) Cooper is... ??? We think a Collie mix. And James is a Basset-Lab, both adopted about a year or two apart, if I remember right.

12. What sports do you/have you played?

Oh, actual eons ago, I briefly played soccer (probably not very well) when I was very, very small. I have ridden horses (I miss them, Brent), but primarily only in schooling shows and I did participate for a few years in my barn’s summer gaming series just at Walk/Trot. I used to ride low-level jumping courses. Competitive sports haven’t ever really been my thing, particularly to participate in. I would’ve called riding one of my hobbies while I did. It’s an expensive one though and a bit of a tricky one to get back into when balancing college and part-time retail work. My mom and I try to stick to our developed tradition of selecting a local trail riding venture to attend every year for my birthday though that keeps that connection outside of whatever I vicariously pick up through games, lol.

13. How tall are you?

5′5ish. A smidgen shy, but that’s what they put on my license.

14. Favorite subject in school?

Histories and sciences. If I wasn’t so averse to writing research papers and math, I have genuinely considered majoring in either area. Unfortunately, my university doesn’t have a program for meteorology (weather and natural events are a somewhat more recent interest of mine) and video games evidently have some staying power as my interests, so that’s how I ended up in DMD.

15. Dream job?

I’m honestly not sure anyone has a really solid answer to this question, lol. I certainly don’t. I... went into DMD partially because it was interesting enough and I genuinely felt college would benefit me somehow. While I like my pet store job, it’s not exactly where I’d like to spend the next twenty years, even if I am a creature of habit that balks at change, lol.

So, theoretically, I’m studying DMD and entertaining the idea of a minor in creative writing because characters have always been one of the most important aspect of games to me. The idea is to maybe pursue a focus on character or scenario writing, but I... really don’t know, lol. I’m still largely clearing prerequisites and other structural graduation requirements, so I haven’t really dug into the focus areas of my degree yet and I definitely still doubt that I know what I’m doing or if it’ll genuinely be something I can pursue.

It’s definitely scary and I absolutely struggle with that uncertainty, but it’s also a process of just trying to remind myself that it’s a skill and therefore it is something I can develop if I put the work in - that’s the whole purpose of taking classes, after all. It’s something I’m trying to be more conscious of because I have found it very easy to slip into the student mindset of doing things just for class, so I’m still not sure what all I have as far as presentable skills or how to showcase them. But that is... off the base question, I suppose, lol.

So, work in progress!

Uhhhhmmm, this one’s sort of a mix idk who to tag for, lol, so I think I’ll leave this one open? Muts/followers, feel free to say you’ve been tagged if you’d like to do this one!

#tag games #dot talk

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tatekane · 2 years

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Cleo and Bdubs just discussing tumblr in an HC meeting lol Timeline would be when Cleo had issues with tumblr.

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This! He has been around, he has seen it all...🤣 Playing it up is Bdubs whole persona.

#Bdubs #Cleo #and bird app plus tumblr #Bdubs has always been aware xD don't let him fool you #Most of what he says are sarcasm said jokingly lol

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realcube · 4 years

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What BNHA Heroes have their s/o saved as in their phone

Class 1A x Reader

+ Aizawa and Shinsou

tw// cussing, cringe smh, lots of love <3

Class 1A

Yuga Aoyama

he has you saved as ‘my ✨star✨’

and honestly you love it because he calls you that in real life too

Mina Ashido

she has you saved as ‘bubs 💞💓💖💝💘💕’

the only reason there isn’t more hearts was because of the limit smh

she changes it every few weeks to a new pet name though

also she calls you that irl sometimes

Tsuyu Asui

she has you saved as ‘my flower 🌺’

honestly, the only reason she put you as that rather than your name because of your intense love for flora

every date you take Tsuyu on is always to somewhere with beautiful scenery and an abundance of flowers

Tenya Iida

he has you saved as ‘beef stew’

he originally had you saved as ‘(Y/N) (L/N)’

but you showed him that you had him saved as ‘Honey’ so he wanted to save you under a pet name too

however, he couldn’t really think of one so he asked for you assistance and you told him that most cute pet names come from food

“So, what food do I remind you of, Iida?”

“Beef stew.”

Needless to say you both were laughing your asses off for a while after that

but it’s still cute because beef stew is his favourite food just like you are his favourite person

Ochako Uraraka

she has you saved as ‘(L/N) <3 ’

she wanted to use a heart emoticon but her flip-phone doesn’t let her smh

Also she doesn’t have a pet name for you yet but she is working on it

like she tried calling you ‘baby girl’ but then you explained to her the sexual undertones to that name so she stopped and she’s been too embarrassed since then to try again

Mashirao Ojiro

he has you saved as ‘tail boy’s s/o 🤪’

y’all had a whole-ass discussion about this one time lmao

y’all were brainstorming ideas for what you should save each other as in your phones

you didn’t want to have something basic like ‘babe’ or ‘my heart🥰’ but rather something funny and you suggested (jokingly) to save his contact as ‘tail boy’

and rather than being offended like you thought he’d be, you both ended up laughing your asses of together for a solid 5 minutes (at least)

so you saved his contact as that and since he couldn’t come up with a funny nickname in relation to your quirk, he just saved you as ‘tail boy’s s/o🤪’

Denki Kaminari

he has you saved as ‘ASH CECHUM 😩😳💦🌚💓🧀'

plz don’t ask about the emojis idek

anyway, he saw that you saved him as ‘Pikachu <3′ which makes sense considering his quirk..

so he took it upon himself to save your contact as - in his own words - “That guy who owns the Pikachu from Pokémon’

however, despite the fact he has watched Pokémon before, he had no idea how to spell Ash’s second name and apparently the thought never came him that; ‘hey, maybe I should google it.’

so he just sounded it out

as for the all caps, contrary to popular belief , he does know how to turn it off

he just chooses not to for the aesthetic and also it takes a lot of effort

that is why he doesn’t use proper punctuation either

Eijiro Kirishima

he has you saved as ‘love bug’

honestly, you’re not too sure of when or why he changed your contact name after y’all started dating but..

you thought it was cute but..a bit cringe

obviously you didn’t say anything about it though, you weren’t trying to be mean to your boyfriend for no reason

it’s not like he called you that irl

however, he’d be out of his mind if he thought you were gonna save him as something like that

the best he’ll get from you is ‘Kiri babe 🤘' (get it? bc...rock!)

Kouji Koda

he has you saved as ‘love bug’

ASKJFCWB YOU THINK IT IS OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD ADORABLE OML

like it makes sense because he like talks to insects and stuff and you’re his lil love bug cause you are his lover and stuff hhhhh

also because of the size difference between you and him, i mean, you are basically the size of an insect compared to him

in short, Koda supremacy 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️

Rikidou Satou

he has you saved as ‘sugar pie’

honestly, poor man

he was completely clueless when you asked him to save you as something cute

like, he know what you meant...but he had no idea what to go for

so you chose for him 👍

and you made a pretty good decision tbh I mean, it’s cute! it relates to his quirk and all

and he has started to call you that irl sometimes and it always makes your heart go brrrrrrr

Mezou Shouji

he has you saved as ‘hunk’

ok, i know i said Satou was a poor man but let me just say

THIS POOR MAN

you told him it’d be cute if you both saved each other as cute pet names in your phones and dead ass him response ‘you’re not my pet though..’

AAAAAAAAAAA

so after a lot of explaining, as an example you whipped out your own phone and showed him how you had saved him as ‘hunk’

...he really went and just copied you

you thought that was so funny and precious though so you didn’t ask him to change it

Kyouka Jirou

she has you saved as ‘my melody 🎶’

ok, so it started when she noticed that you use the same pen everyday - a My Melody one

she thought that was so fucking adorable and she kinda started teasing you for it; not that you minded though

she also thought it was so cute when you’d get all flustered

so one day she just decided to change your contact name to that

it also kinda tied in with her love for music (but mostly her love for you uwu)

Hanta Sero

he has you saved as ‘my honey nutter butter biscuit’

after Kirishima called his s/o ‘love bug’ infront of y’all that one time, you both spent the next hour taking the piss and laughing at how over-the-top couple nicknames are sometimes

so just #for the meme he saved your contact as a hyperbole of what those cringe couple pet names are like

oh and you have him saved as ‘My beloved sweet peach taco’

Fumikage Tokoyami

he has you saved as ‘Helena’

yeah, he wanted to be edgy and save your contact after a MCR song

(no, he does not know that Helena is about Gerard’s grandmother but don’t you dare tell him)

Shoto Todoroki

he has you saved as ‘(Y/N) (L/N) 💖’

you texted him something during lunch one time to see his reaction while you were sitting next to him but then you noticed that your name in his phone was simply ‘(Y/N) (L/N)’

you mentioned it briefly but you didn’t make a fuss out of it because it really wasn’t a big deal

however, he asked to see what his name in your phone was and you showed him

you had saved him as ‘Babey ( •̀ ω •́ )✧’

he went home and did some research on some good pet names to save you as in his phone

after that, his search history kinda looked like;

‘pet names’

‘pet names for humans’

‘pet names for lovers’

‘cute nicknames for my girlfriend’

‘cute emoticons’

he deadass came in the next day and the first thing he did was pull out his phone and show you the emoji he put next to your name

“Look, (L/N). I found this emoticon and put it next to your contact name in my phone.”

yes, he sound like boomer..obvs

he spends 90% of his free time training rather than on his phone

and the time that he is on his phone, he isn’t using emojis, he is searching shit like

‘how to hack into a credit card without the PIN’

Tooru Hagakure

she saves you as ‘❤😘’

no, she doesn’t need to save you as your name to remember who you are

she’s not a peasant

Katsuki Bakugo

he has you saved as ‘pretty stupid face’

originally it was just ‘stupid face’

but you noticed it and just dropped a subtle comment like “hey, that’s mean.”

so he came in the next day with ‘pretty’ added to the start

“i am genuinely too nice to you sometimes.” he’d say

“THE STUPID FACE PART IS STILL THERE”

“I KNOW BUT I ADDED PRETTY TO THE START!!”

“Wow, tch, such I gentleman-”

“I know-HEY WAIT WAS THAT SARCASM?!”

Izuku Midoriya

he has you saved as ‘sweetest love muffin’

you that one couple i mentioned in Sero’s headcanons?

yeah, that’s y’all

you are both literally that couple

“No, you hang up.”

“No, you hang up!”

“Nooo, cause I’ll miss you”

“I’ll miss you moreeee”

he literally threw a bunch of his favourite adjectives into a pet name lol

also your contact name for him is something on a similar wavelength

Minoru Mineta

I know most y’all would’ve even give him your number lol

but for those who would 🤮

he has you saved as ‘sweet cheeks’ or sumn

Momo Yaoyorozu

she has you saved as ‘My McMuffin’

HOL UP LET ME EXPLAIN

ok so she let you take her to McDonald’s cause you wanted to see her reaction since she is used to gourmet cuisine or whatever

so it was sure to be entertaining

and it was

but not in a good way

she was almost sick after she had a bite of a big mac and then she tried to wash it down with the Sprite but then she fainted for like a solid 10 seconds

once she came back, she obviously wanted to leave..so you did

A year later, y’all are in the town and both of you are starving

But Momo realised that she didn’t have her card on her or any money but that was fine because at least you had your debit card on you

You had enough money on it for a taxi back to Momos place and a McMuffin each

Obviously she didn’t want one but when you started eating in front of her, of course she wanted a taste

and so it was love at first bite

she loved it so much so of course you bought another one for her and she consumed it in a millisecond (not literally)

so now she has your contact saved as the one thing competing against you for her love - a McMuffin

Shota Aizawa

unfortunately he does not have your contact saved as ‘kitten’

instead, in his phone you are saved as ‘The One 💙’

simple, yet it effectively shows his admiration - just the way he likes it

and he only added the emoji to make your name stand out more so he could easily tell whether he was gonna ignore the following message or not

because if Mike is texting him telling his that he needs the extremely important documents that Aizawa keeps in his coded filing cabinet, Shota will be like -.-

but if you text him asking for him to pick up chocolate on his way home, he’ll be like 🏃‍♂️

Hitoshi Shinso

he has you saved as ‘big daddy’

plz don’t ask

it’s an inside joke between you and him

okay well, if you must know

y’all were trying to come up with the most absurd nicknames for each other that kinda sound legit

some other gems

‘Muscleman’

‘Big scary snookums’

‘sexy giant’

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redxblueihateloveyou · 4 years

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Hey!! 👋🏽😄 I know you said in your last rant about SK8 and Reki and Renga that you were one of those people that always looks up and learns from others, but after your last Langa edit, I just wanted to remind you how immensely talented you are. I might have not seen your first attempts at editing, but I know how it looks like when you're barely starting something, and I'm sure everyone is proud of the progress you've made and many people looks up to you as the level of skill they want to achieve. You're doing amazing! 💖💖💖

Hi, my love!!!!!! ASDFSDFGHG that’s soooo sweet, thank you so much for saying this, it really means the world to me <3 Oh, haha I’ve deleted most of my old videos so it wouldn’t hurt anyone’s eyes lmao T_T I’m still a bit nervous each time I’m uploading my vids to the day to be honest, even with so many subs rn, but at first I really didn’t have any supporters at all and my god I sucked at this, but I guess the love for my fav ships was stronger apparently haha. So I always get silly happy at each nice comment and feedback, so thank you seriously.

I really love love love vidding, Idk why but when smth comes out the way I wanted it’s a super addictive feeling for some reason, but many times I just looked at the final result and just threw it in the trash and started over and my god how many times SonyVegas crushed and didn’t autosave the project. I’m like Suga now, I’m pressing the save button each 2 minutes, cause don’t want to lose anything xD Being someone’s inspiration is truly an honor to me, I’ve got some messages that hit me too hard. Still feels weird bc I’m like “but do you know that I can’t even use photoshop tho, how do u like me now then?” lol.

I’m always drawn to talented characters, bc they amaze me, esp the humble ones. Like those who hate Haru or Lanaga just buffle me honestly. I understand that they’re pretty and talented and everything, but they’re also the sweetest and loveliest human beings, so like...??? And I adore those who don’t whine and get what they want. I just can’t help it. I’m a strong believer in the fact that "you can do anything if you put your mind to it”. So far it worked in real life so suck it lol.

People are also saying like Langa doesn’t deserve to win this and Haru doesn’t deserve to be in Olympics, like Langa didn’t snowboard since he was 2 and Haru wasn’t swimming every day since he was born. I’m like.. and you need to check in the mirror if your face is a shade of green. BTW I’ve also been in a professional sports for quite a long time since I was a little kid, ballroom dancing and adored it back then, and I did not get jealous at ppl who were talented than me, I was watching the tapes actually with a popcorn. And oh god those large competition events when you sit there for days and give it all, but then you’re like 296 out of 1000. Why was I proud instead of being sad? Idk xD It was fun.

So thanks for liking the vid, cause I even regretted uploading it a bit yesterday. Sadly everyone already knows that we lost this fandom to the middle schoolers being extra, so they do not care for anything each episode except for this ship, so that’s what I got for posting a just Langa vid:

And etc. and that just made me sad, cause I do not like such fandoms, like it’s not even related to the video, that I’ve been making... with love. Also thanks for the "sama” title, I’m flattered, but editor only wants to vid matchablossom for now, so like there’s no need for any warnings. I’ve been in such horrendoes fandoms, that I’m immune to this. I also in fact didn’t know some keep ruining Langa’s page and saying that he steals Reki’s screen time... cause he’s aparently the only main character...? ...lmao? I didn’t even know Langa can be hated tbh. I wasn’t really ready for all the drama that followed me making a vid about him.

I’ve already deleted some comments, cause I’m like what this even has to do with the vid about Langa? No, I am not obliged to make a vid about Reki, too. What if I post a matchablossom vid, everyone will only start commenting “do renga”, cause fuck your efforts? I’m like... I hate such fanbases, seriously. I do not even know where this is going, but their fans are already pissing me off. I’m still trying hard for this to not affect my point of view about the ship, cause it’d be kinda unfair to them, but its getting harder each week istg.

And I maybe can’t take requests, but I love when some try to get me addicted on their ship with passion and great arguments. It happened to me with some nice ppl. But def not with agression and stupidity haha.

Cause apparently its one of the fandoms where you can’t NOT care for the main ship, even if you accept it for the only possible Langa ship (cause he doesn’t give a shit for anyone else, so like what’s the point), but it doesn’t do anything for you. I’m like... thanks for threatening. This will make me on board ASAP. Like it’s not the epitomy of love to me... I’m sorry? LMAO

Some anon even sent me a “you’re dense” (literally thats it) ask after that Reki ask. I was tempted to write smth like “oh I’m sorry, this is the most epic love story of my life and his character is the most complex in the world and he’s the best friend and the most inspiring human being that ever hit my screen. can I become undense now? xD”. But you know I do not know if they’d realise the sarcasm and my pride sadly never allowed me to sell my life values for a bunch of 12 years olds to love me lol

My sister always laughs and jokingly says “but you’d probably get much more subs if you made a vid about this or that, but at what price that would be lmao”. Cause yeah, I never could make myself vid smth I do not like, cause I love vidding and do not want it to be associated with things I do not like, plus it’ll most likely turn out ugly, if I do not care. My mom says that she can feel love I put in my shipping vids that’s why she loves them. I really don’t think she’s wrong. But that also kinda makes me an idiot technically, cause I’m not into many of the popular ships, and some popular animes I just find really basic.

Also I’m like 100% sure it ain’t happening, but even if they miraculously suck each other’s dicks while sitting on a skate board, I can still have the rights not to care at the end. Like did I sign some form where I’m obliged to love each and everyone canon gay ship even if it’s not what I like? Like gay is not the type of love in relationships. You can only care about his ass like Lan Zhan for example or you can only care about your ass. Like that’s different types of relationships, and whatever you like you like. So get all the way of people’s backs, please.

Also do ppl know that you do not need to be blind to the bad sides of the characters in your ships? Or you just gonna be like “I suddenly can’t see” for forever.

So really thanks for such wonderful message and liking the video and for the boosts when I need them and not being an ass to me if I’m not being obsessed with smth, when you like it. (like I think we have different ship in bnha, right? but we’re still doing great tho, thanks for being an angel <3)

I still didn’t expect this becoming a Voltron 2.0. situation tho. We in our twenties see everything differently, I guess. I do get extra about “their love is everywhere”, but I do not get extra by anonymously attacking ppl, threatening creators and yelling “queeerbating psychotic blind assholes if these two aint fucking by the end of the season I’m shaving my head and jumping out of the window and shoot the director. you do not ship it HARD? YOU DUMB FUCK. THAT’S THE BEST LOVE STORY IN THE WORLD”. Like damn, take your blinders off and see the world, kid. Firstly, it’s definitely not, secondly, ppl see love differently in general and at each age too.

Ah, also you must kill Adam, cause he’s a pedo apparently. Like he ain’t even a threat to your ship, unless you’re blind, but they’re still at it, like they do not know that this kind of age difference is literally nothing for an anime? And that there are canon ships with a huger age difference left and right, too. It’s like its their first time approaching an anime or smth. Like in anime world character can literally kill 1000 ppl with his bare hands and bathe in their blood and we can still stan them, depends on their story, ok? Also Langa couldn’t care less for his advances, so like separate Adam from your ship pls. Like, fuck off, if someone is interested in his character. Yeah, he’s a weirdo for reasons, but anime kind of weird do not apply to real life. Stop acting like you’re some purist, when later you’re gonna ship smth else and it suddenly will not apply. Also rules do not apply to animes, everyone knows they do not apply. These are not western cartoons, my god. And 24 years old flirting with 16 year old is defiinitely not the weirdest shit anyone has ever seen in the anime. Chinese BL has characters who were 14 and 30 when they met and happily married. Also FICTION is not life. Literally no one cares. If you’re scared for your saint eyes, do not watch animes, you’re gonna have a heart-attack from what you can see there. Also we’ve seen gayer bromances in animes, who are just bromances, so pls do not shoot anyone if it’s not canon.

So basically I was kinda pissed yersterday, cause fuck them for ruining the tag, but after chatting with my hommies and your ask, I’m okay again, I just have to avoid this fandom and stick to a tight community xD. I just got used to my nice fandoms and forgot for a bit about the precautions you need to take if you’re in one of those. You know. Who make a circus out of lgbt, instead of supporting it, and make other ppl hate being in fandoms.

P.S. sorry for this partially unrelated rant, your messages really always make my heart bloom, so thanks for supporting me, and I know you’re proud of my progress, too <3 and this makes me happy. LY

#answered #heavensweetheart #sk8 #sk8 the infinity #in such moments you for a moment don't even want to vid this fandom anymore #like seems more pain in the ass than joy #but then denying smth bc of stupid ppl is also dumb #so its like I need to breathe and not go to the tags or twitter #sjws ruin everything #anime #I'd rather go spend some time in my chill fandom with less ppl but more adults

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anniemunchkins · 6 years

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Swan Queen prompt:

S2 divergent where only Emma falls into the portal, except she's taken back to past Enchanted Forest where she meets a very lonely and hopeless ’Regina’ who is trapped in a marriage to a cruel man who she doesn't want to be with, and in a life that was chosen for her. They meet in secret during the time Emma is trapped there and Emma ends up falling for her (not to her surprise). She realises soon enough that nothing can ever come of this budding relationship as she needs to allow history to play out in order for her to exist and for her to go back to current day Storybrooke. She ends up confessing everything to Regina who is heartbroken- no only over the fact that she will lose yet another person who could have been her happy ending, but also with the knowledge of the monster she will become. Emma tells her that in order for things to carry on as normal, Regina would have to go down that same path. "But someday, Regina, things will be very different. And you'll never be alone again." She promises her that. With the help of Rumple, they find a way to turn back the hands of time and shield Emma from losing her memory when she is taken back. They are told that a spell like that will not be easy and requires the most powerful of magic. But when they combine forces, they realise that what they can accomplish together is limitless (True Love can overcome anything). As the spell is taking effect, Emma tells Regina to remember her. Regina, feeling completely defeated, asks how. Emma places her hand over Regina’s heart and says, "I'll be right here. Always." The spell then takes them back to the day they’d first met, except Regina is back inside Leopold's castle and Emma knows that she has to leave before she changes the timeline again. She throws her magic bean into the soil and a portal to Storybrooke opens. Emma takes one last look at the castle. "I'll see you soon,” she says with a wobbly smile. She jumps into the portal and goes back to the mayhem she had left behind after she'd saved Regina from the wraith. After reuniting with her parents and Henry in the loft, she texts Regina to let her know that she's back and that she's okay. Regina, to her surprise, magics herself to the Charmings' door instantly, opening it without a single knock (which kind of defeats the whole purpose of teleporting to the door in the first place). Her face is etched with concern and she visibly exhales the second she sees Emma. Something is different between them. But before Emma can think too far into things, Regina straightens up and her mayoral mask is back in place. "Miss Swan," she greets. "Regina- I." "I'm surprised to see you back so soon. With your parents' genes, I'm impressed you even managed to find a way back at all. I just had to see for myself." Emma rolls her eyes at the false bravado, but she sees right through it. Regina was worried about her. Maybe she even missed her. "Thanks?" she says, not knowing how to respond to the sarcasm. Regina only nods tersely, then eyes Henry momentarily who had only hours ago decided that he didn't want to see her ever again. Her eyes falter for a brief moment and Emma knows that she's got a lot of work ahead of her now that she's home. Regina teleports back to her house in a cloud of purple smoke, leaving behind a familiar scent of lavender throughout the loft. Emma had grown fond of that back in the Enchanted Forest when Regina had taught her magic, and she feels a pang of longing in her chest remembering all the pain Regina had poured out to her when she didn't know who she was and had the freedom to be honest with her. Emma knows that that pain is very much still real to the woman who'd just stood before her. She’d suffered in silence for literal decades with no one to fall back on. That night as Emma goes to sleep, she thinks about Regina and wonders if the she’s thinking about her too. Flash forward a few months into the future (I don't have the energy to tell the entire story, lol), and Regina and Emma are at that stage of their relationship where they bicker like a married couple and 'accidentally' spend time together as if they are somehow friends (although Regina would never admit that). Another few months later and Henry is on good terms with Regina again as she continues to prove to him that she's changed for the better and wants to be a better person. At the same time, Emma and Regina end up falling into a routine of having lunch together at the office and accompany each other to any and every school event that involves Henry (Wednesday soccer practice, the school play, parent-teacher meetings). Not too long after, they're wholeheartedly and undeniably in love with each other. One day, Emma ends up telling Regina about her adventure in the Enchanted Forest. When she brings up the last thing she'd said to her in the past, Regina tells her that she didn't forget her- that she used to have dreams about hazel green eyes and golden hair, and that the first time Emma showed up at her door, a part of her knew that this was fate, no matter how much it terrified her or how much she tried to deny it or push Emma away. Emma asks Regina why things were different between them after she’d returned from the Enchanted Forest, and Regina hesitantly admits that when Emma had touched her and jumpstarted her magic, she let her heart believe that it was because they were true love- and that that very night as Regina lay down to sleep, she thought that she’d lost Emma forever. And even though she’d eventually grown to realise that Emma possessed magic, that love had already been simmering for so long that by then it didn’t even matter what the storybooks would decide they were- she was happy, and there wasn’t anything in the world she could ever desire more than having Emma, Henry, and the two idiots in her life. Emma smiles that adorable smile that Regina could never resist and rolls her eyes. “What?” Regina asks, perplexed. “Take my hands,” Emma says. “Excuse me-“ “Take my hands,” Emma repeats, reaching out, Regina following suit. The second their hands are linked, Regina feels it- she feels the surge of magic drifting into her body and filling every single crevice. She feels Emma’s warmth streaming through her veins like electricity, her magic linking with her own like DNA strands and making Regina feel more alive than she’d ever felt in her life. “You feel that?” Emma asks. Regina looks up, bewildered- the scent of sunflowers and lavender overwhelming her senses. “Regina, I wouldn’t even exist right now if it weren’t for this. You may not remember, but the only reason why I’m here right now is because I’d managed to find the strongest magic in all the realms- it was us.” Regina’s eyes well up with tears and she breaks their link to fall into Emma’s arms and pepper her with kisses. When Regina pulls away, Emma’s eyes are filled with tears too. She is smiling. “So, Madame Mayor… it looks like you’re stuck with me for good,” she says with a smirk, pulling Regina tight against her in an attempt to jokingly trap her. Regina doesn’t put up a fight though, but rather falls deeper into the embrace. “I’ll learn to live with it,” she says warmly, not leaving another second to spare as she presses her lips flush against the Saviour’s. And she knows in that moment that she’ll never be alone again…

Okay, so this kind of turned into a mini fic, but it’s still nowhere near detailed enough or even half as long as I’d like it to be. I just don’t have the patience, vocabulary skills, or creativity to do the story justice and make it better (hence why I’ve lebelled it a ‘prompt’). I tried guys. 🤷‍♀️

#Swan Queen #Swen #Swan Queen fanfic #SQ fanfic #I wish I were creative because I've had SO MANY fic ideas over the years

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pinksausageduo · 7 years

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ha sungwoon|enemies to lovers

member: ha sungwoon genre: fluffy summary: school au! enemies to lovers au! sungwoon has been annoying you all of high school by constantly asking you out. with a school project you find out his feelings for you are sincere. now when he asks one last time will you say yes? enemies to lovers series: bae jinyoung | ong seongwoo | park jihoon | kim jaehwan | lai guanlin | ha sungwoon | hwang minhyun | yoon jisung

you and sungwoon started wayyy back

he used to be that asshole who would tease you in primary and middle school

ugly hair cut he’ll be the one to tell you first

embarrassing moment first to laugh

you weren’t too affected by it but you hated his guts

suddenly high school came around

puberty became a thing and you were one of the lucky ones

but unfortunately for you sungwoon became even more annoying

no teasing anymore

but worse

constantly asking you out

“hey y/n do you want to go out saturday night” he’d say with a smirk first thing in the morning

“fuck off sungwoon how many times do i have to say no for you to get it through your thick head” you replied grumpily

“nahhh you’re the one in denial” he’d say right back

“yeah yeah yeah keep on talking” you say dismissively

that’s usually how would it go on a regular basis

of course sungwoon’s friends would be shitting themselves with laughter

they literally take count of how many times he’s asked you out

minhyun has a notebook he carries around to tally

sungwoon will go back to his friends and grumble out “she rejected me”

“we know” choruses the whole group

“you’re up 467 now sungwoon” minhyun says as sungwoon gives him a death glare

there’s a whole wide school betting pool when you get so sick of him asking you out you finally agree

of course it’s run by daniel and seongwoo

your friends have even tried to convince you to say yes just to win the prize money

you would try to avoid sungwoon any chance you get but you can not escape him

he’s in nearly all your classes

and you won’t deny he is good looking

but seriously you can not deal with his personality

like who asks a girl out constantly just to annoy her??

some people actually thinking he’s being sincere

you scoff at those comments

but when you honestly ask yourself what you would say if he sincerely asked you out

you were at a loss of words

because there was a secret part of you that weirdly liked him???

it didn’t make any sense???

and then you decided to never ever think about him sincerely asking you out again

because he doesn’t actually like you

right?

and you were also dreading the day that you become partners for a project

while sungwoon was very much looking forward to it

and of course your english teacher who’s in her mid 20s and definitely one of the most popular teachers

your favourite teacher but not after who she partnered up you and sungwoon

she announced there were going to be partner project which was going to be 50% of your grade

her exact words were “y/n and sungwoon you two are together, let’s hope something happens so the betting pool finally ends and i win it”

“MISS SMITHHHHH” you whine out and she just gives you a wink

cue you groaning and complaining

while sungwoon stands up and victoriously shouts “YESSS!!”

everyone is laughing

“good luck y/n” shouted guanlin while chuckling

you just gave him the middle finger

which made him just laugh harder

“hey sweetie how you doing today” sungwoon went over to you after class finished and putting an arm around you

“i am NOT anyone’s especially not your sweetie and i’m doing fantastic” your voice dripping in sarcasm as you say through gritted teeth

sungwoon totally ignoring your pissed off look said to you “how’s the espresso cafe at 4?”

“whatever” you say darkly under your breath

“i’ll take that as a yes” sungwoon says grinning brightly making you heart strings tug

just a tiny bit though

“i’ll see you at 4 honeyyy~” he says sweetly as he goes back to his friends

“THIS ISN’T A DATE BY THE WAY THIS IS NOT A YES” you shout as he walks off

“if you say so” sungwoon says smugly giving a cheeky wink back at you

you pout and cross your arms cursing your bad luck

“you know she’s just gonna hate you more if you call her by nicknames” minhyun said amused

“nah it’s just part of my appeal” sungwoon announced cockily his chest out

“the appeal which made her reject you for 3 years?” jinyoung said doubtfully

“shhhhh” sungwoon said covering jinyoung’s mouth

“do you actually even like her or are you doing it for the lols?” woojin butted in slightly concerned for you

since you two were friends

“if you’ve been paying any attention to his endless spiels of how perfect y/n is, he’s madly in love with her” groaned jaehwan

“dude no thanks headphones for the win” woojin replied

“i do actually really like her” sungwoon says nonchalantly shrugging his shoulders like it was the most obvious thing in the world

“jaehwan stop complaining we have to hear you composing shitty love songs at 3 in the morning” jihoon added

“THEY’RE NOT THAT BAD!” jaehwan retorted

“they are” minhyun assured him

“um anyways back to the subject in hand sungwoon hyung you know she doesn’t actually think you’re being sincere?” daehwi said

“i know but how do i be sincere” sungwoon said with a sigh

“you look her straight in the eye” seongwoo started with a cheeky grin

“and tell her you want to fuck her brains out” he ended

SMACK “WE HAVE MINORS HERE!!” jisung scolds him

“ow ow ow that hurt i was only joking sheesh” seongwoo said having his hands up trying to be apologetic but not being able to hide his grin

“forget all these guys i’ll tell you how to be romantic” daniel said confidently

“what do you know exactly? aren’t you single?” guanlin said confused not actually meaning to be a prick

which is why daniel can’t snip back because it’s guanlin

and everyone is soft for the maknae

“i’m going to ignore those statements and continue” daniel said

“just tell her your feelings and how much you really actually do like her and like since when” he continued

“girls love that stuff” seongwoo agreed

“also stop asking her out and calling her names” jinyoung added

“stop being so crude seongwoo” minhyun said while reading his book calmly

“he’s just trying to be funny like always it’s clearly failing” jihoon said while smirking

before seongwoo could say anything

the other member of the pink sausage duo added jokingly

“he’s SUCH a softie for his girlfriend he’ll do absolutely anything for her it’s half endearing half puke worthy and pathetic”

“shut up you evil s-sausages” seongwoo grumbled as woojin and jihoon hi fived each other while chuckling

“wait wait back up to daniel and jinyoung’s ideas they don’t sound that bad” sungwoon said almost positively

“well great because you have less than 15 minutes to get to the cafe and she’s gonna hate you if you’re late” daehwi added

“shit” cursed sungwoon as jisung shouted “LANGUAGE” as he left

sungwoon reached the cafe right on time sweating and panting

you could’t help but smirk as you saw him and feel slightly flattered?

that he ran to make it on time

“h-hey i-i’m n-not l-late am i?” he panted out

“nope right on time actually” you said amused

“okay what do you want?” he asks with a smile

“you’re paying?” you asked surprised

“of course i’m a gentleman” he scoffs out

“sure sure sure” you mutter under your breath before saying

“just an ice latte please”

“one ice latte coming up” sungwoon said with a gorgeous smile

making your beat go faster

what the hell is wrong with me you thought

once sungwoon came back with the drinks

you two started working on the project

at one point sungwoon was just simply staring at you

because you looked gorgeous with a messy bun and the concentrated look you have on your face

“do i have something on my face?” you asked without even looking up

“nope you just look beautiful” sungwoon says sweetly than going back to his work

he couldn’t help but smile when your cheeks got red

you wanted to be unaffected but he just sounded so sincere

it made you doubt that he was just trying to be annoying by asking you out

a few hours passed and it was surprising pleasant

sungwoon not asking you out once or calling you any sickly sweet nicknames

you even had a good time with him? laughing and making jokes and just talking normally

it was a weird feeling now you were around him

you even gave him your number?

when you did his face lit up like a million fairy lights

you excuse was because of the project which he just smirked at you

while you said adamantly“it really is!!!”

“so if i text you tonight at 10pm about whether salt and vinegar chips are worse than barbecue chips will you reply?” sungwoon said amused by your antics

“yes!! because salt and vinegar chips are OBVIOUSLY better” you ranted trying to avoid the fact that you would reply to him

“well i look forward to debating with you ms y/l/n good day and farewell” sungwoon said dramatically with a deep bow

making you laugh

and of course he added one last statement

“i really do prefer making you smile y/n then getting you angry”

“if you want to stop making me annoyed, stop asking me out” you replied softly

“i will” he says slightly disappointed but still upbeat

“okay thanks” you reply conflicted

you say goodbye then you get home

and questions are swimming around in your head

why did you hate the fact he wasn’t going to ask you out anymore?

why do you suddenly like being around him?

was he always this attractive?

and why is my heart going at uncontrollable speeds?

am i falling for ha sungwoon?

this was crazy you thought with a sigh

then you heard a ding it was your phone you dived for it hoping it was sungwoon

when you saw the message you couldn’t help but burst into a wide smile

“barbecue chips are obviously better than salt and vinegar”

you replied instantly

and from that moment on you know you were going to be head over heels

the next two weeks were amazing

you’d hang out with sungwoon every day after school

at of course your cafe

everyone was convinced you were a couple but you both denied it

sungwoon half heartedly

you tried to convince people the reason you guys jung out was because it was actually a really big project and it would be 50% of your grade

nobody bought it

truthfully you didn’t either

you just liked his company?

was what you were saying to try and make yourself believe you totally didn’t like him

the bets in the betting pool went up 60% making seongwoo and daniel very happy since they got a dollar from each bet made

you would text him at night until 1am

both of you had it REAL bad

it was the night before the project was due and you were upset because you didn’t really have an excuse to hang out with sungwoon anymore

and you didn’t want to be just friends but it seemed sungwoon was happily settling for that

maybe you were right

maybe his feelings weren’t genuine

you sigh as you finish up the last few touches

“hey you okay?” sungwoon asks concerned

“yeah i’m okay i just finished” you say weakly

“great! i just finished too come on i wanted to show you something” sungwoon says brightly with an excited look on his face

he held his hand out for you

which you grabbed immediately

liking the feeling instantly

sungwoon was leading you to the back to the cafe and up some rusty looking stairs

“where are we going sungwoon?” you ask curiously

“just wait and see” he says with a cheeky grin

suddenly you feel a blast of cold hair as sungwoon opens a door

it leads to a terrace

there’s a gorgeous sight of the skyline

and in the middle of terrace is a table with two chairs and all your favourite foods on there

with a rose in a vase in the middle

and soft romantic music is playing in the background

you gasp at the sight while sungwoon just smiles

“since it was our last day of the project i wanted to make it special and i know you told me that i shouldn’t ask you out anymore but i was hoping this could be a date with dinner and dancing. but like you can totally go if you don’t lik-” sungwoon gets cut off his sweet rambling

with you saying with a gorgeous smile and looking so so happy

“sungwoon just kiss me”

he gave you a mix between a smile and a smirk and leaned in

your kiss was slow and passionate but extremely romantic

as sungwoon held you close and you had your arms around his neck pulling him closer to you

when you parted with heavy breaths and sweet smiles

sungwoon asked you “so that’s a yes”

you laugh and then say “of course it’s a yes you idiot”

which sungwoon replies with another passionate kiss

you two spent the night laughing eating and dancing under the stars

and when you entered class the next day with holding hands

all of the wanna one guys and miss smith shouted loudly while doing happy dances

‘YES YES WE WON WE WON!!!!”

resulting the whole class bursting into laughter

with you blushing red as a tomato

and sungwoon just smirked before whispering in your ear

“i won the best prize of all, you”

then before you could stop him or remind him you two were in class

he gave you another swoon worthy kiss

IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF FINISHED THIS IS A FEW HOURS HEHEHHE YAY and btw this was loosely based off harry potter lily and james story cause i’m a hp nerd. also id like to apologise there might be a bit of a lack of scenarios since i just made a new stray kids blog @softstraykids and i’ll be posting scenarios on there too so I’m trying to juggle both blogs. let’s hope i don’t fail but i hope you liked the new instalment of the e to l series! thank you for reading love you all! as always leave me some feedback of what you thought and don’t be afraid to pop in and give me a message!!

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anicegaykid · 6 years

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who dis?

#firstpost seems more daunting than it needs to be. Got myself all creative blocked up so here is a little diddy to get to know me better..

Are you named after anyone?

I am actually named after Jessica Wakefield from Sweet Valley High

When was the last time you cried?

tbh, I tend to flip from emotionless to SUPER emotional like 0-60. Sometimes no response, sometimes (like this afternoon) I see a beautiful pond surrounded in nature, being natural and beautiful, water sparkling in the sunshine and the tears just roll.

Do you have kids? If no, how many do you want?

No kids atm, but a couple kiddos would be nice in the near future

If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself?

..like.. what.. ? am I just like a duplicate of me? Like am I the same person I am now and would I be friends with someone JUST like me? Or am I someone else? Who am I? Like, I enjoy spending time on my own?

Bottom line, I like me.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

100%

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

eyes, smile, lips, face bone structure

What is your eye color?

blue, sometimes they get a little grey

Scary movie or happy endings?

BOTH.

Favorite smells?

Citrus, patchouli, cut grass, peaches and strawberries

Do you have any special talents?

Talents include: fantastic with horses, very good dog mom, I can cook frozen pizzas to perfection -- if I don’t get distracted, designing queer tees, i can roll a pretty decent j, solid problem solver, got some wit and can be funny.

Where were you born?

Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, Canada

What’s your zodiac sign? Do you believe in it?

Leo; I mean it IS surprisingly accurate like all the time.

What are your hobbies?

I am kind of in between hobbies right now.. I dabble in some things. I go to the gym like more than average, but I would like to go more - said everyone ever. I’d like to hike more, camp more, build more things out of pallets, you know.. the usual

Do you have any siblings?

I have a 21 year old brother and a 14 year old sister.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Life is pretty great tbh, I’d like to continue being happy with my little fam

Who was your first best friend?

My first best friend would have to be my cousin, Brittany. Like a sister.

How tall are you?

5′6″

What is the least favourite thing about yourself?

I wish I was a lot better at expressing how I feel.

Things that still bother me - my wife and I had a discussion about proposals and who would ask who. We landed on me asking her, which I did and am SO happy about, but the reason behind it being that I am so poor at expressing emotions that she was afraid it would affect her confidence in my response.

For a first TMI moment of the blog, I have so much anxiety in my ability to express myself that I can’t even manage to make any “noise” during sex. Doesn’t even matter that I am my most comfortable self with her, STILL struggle. A work in progress for me I guess.

Funniest moment throughout School?

There was a time when we were at a beach party when I was 17, the RCMP showed up to break it up and snag any and all intoxicated minors they could. The tide had recently come in, but where we were was a little dip in the side of the cliff so the path back to the road was water-covered. So someone peeks around the cliff to see the two Mounties wading through the water. This party crew are country-folk and are 100% ready for this situation with a wooden ladder that leads up the side of the cliff into a field close to where all the vehicles are parked. As party-goers are running through the field to cars, someone shouts, “PIT PARTY” and everyone heads towards the local Pit. Along the way someone with a truck steals a round bale from a field and uses it to create the BIGGEST bonfire I’ve ever seen.

How many countries have you visited?

like ~10

What was your favourite/worst subject in High School?

I struggled with math but funny enough my career path has led me to a life in the casino so I do math daily and enjoy it very much!

My favourite courses in High School were Conservation and Agricultural Science.

What is your Favourite drink? Animal? Perfume?

Coke Zero Cherry

Horse

Karma by Lush

What would you (or have you) name your children?

I really like Posy, Daisy, Freddie and Loren

What Sports do you play/Have you played?

I used to Figure Skate, Horseback Ride, Ringette

Who are some of your favourite YouTubers?

I’ve always been a Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart, Hannah Hart fan

I like Phil DeFranco for news, Pewds for some lulz, love me some Tyler Oakley, Whitney Simmons and Chloe Ting to work the booty, Vox for learning, FunForLouis has some BEAUTIFUL imagery and plays to the traveler side of me and I recently discovered Will Smith’s channel and cannot get enough!

How many Girlfriends/Boyfriends have you had?

I have had an unsettling amount of bfs for a lesbian, but 2 of them really stand out as being genuinely decent guys and I would still hang out with, platonically, to this day.

I have had a grand total of 4 gfs, I married the fourth bc I got LUCKY AS HECK!

Favourite memory from childhood?

The day I got my first puppy.

One time I was gifted a horse for Christmas bc my Dad felt so bad that I had to have my first pony put down earlier that year.

I also was old enough to remember both my siblings being born!

How would you describe your fashion sense?

tom boy hyper femme

What phone do you have? (iOS v Android?)

iPhone6s

Tell us one of your bad habits!

I bite my nails and chew my cuticles

3 things that upset you?

inequality

excessive force

did I say inequality?

3 things that make you happy?

Olivia

My animals

family

How is your relationship with parents?

My Mom is one of my best friends in this world! My Dad is an odd case, he struggles with my sexuality, I understand that it is because of where and when he grew up, he is never outwardly rude or mean to me, he’s a quiet country guy, he was at our wedding, he gave me away with my Mom, he’s kind to Olivia, he’s kind to me, he doesn’t understand but recognizes that it is real. I love my Dad, I really do. I’m proud of my Mom for educating him and ensuring that he is present and polite. I get frustrated from time to time and I have cried a lot of tears about it. Our relationship can be strange but at the same time hasn’t changed. He’s been a great Dad and he’ll be a fantastic Grampy. I have to check myself because there are people who are much worse off than me. I get jealous of Olivia sometimes because her Dad is so sweet to her and treats me like a daughter so easily, but my Dad has never been the soft spoken lovey type. We’ve hugged twice in my life. One of them was when I was leaving for England with a one way ticket and no foreseeable return plans and one was when he was jokingly blocking my path and I used it as a disarming mechanism to scoot through.

What’s on your mind?

All I can think about today is the fact that I became an aunt at 5AM this morning and I’m going to see his later this afternoon. I SO excited!

What’s your talent?

troubleshooting queen.

naturally creative to my own surprise.

One word that describes you?

patient

What’s your favourite quotes?

No Pride for some of us without liberation for all of us . Marsha P Johnson

We way too fly to partake in all this hate, we out here vibin’ . Ariana Grande

Any pets?

4 dogs:

Finnley - Great PyreneesXAustralian Shepard

Effie - Border CollieX

Shiro - DacshundXMiniature Australian Shepard

Moose - Great PyreneesXFinnley

2 Cats:

Priya - long haired tabby, kinda sorta Ragdoll’esque

Punkin - short haired orange tabby with a poofy tail

2 Beta Fishies:

King Push & Todd

What is the farthest you’ve been from home?

I lived in England for 2 years & travelled Europe for a month

Are you an extrovert or introvert?

I think TECHNICALLY an introvert? I can be v extroverted but I really need time to recharge. Recharging for me is being home with my comforts. My wifey, doggos, snacks and Netflix.

Are you left or right handed?

Right hander

Do you consider yourself a good cook?

Like.. sort of? I don’t cook much but when I do I always surprise myself with how well I do lol

Does your name have a special meaning?

It means my Mother was 18 when she had me and REALLY liked Sweet Valley High

If money were no object what would you get for your next birthday?

2 weeks away from home/work, road trip to Halifax for the fertility clinic, get started on a baby and then fly off to one of those tropical cabins on the water.

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?

I would love to have a few homes! A winter getaway BC. A condo in Halifax, NS and a cute little hobby farm here in PEI in some rolling hills somewhere in between Kensington and Charlottetown.

What’s your favourite thing to have for breakfast?

I love chocolate chip waffles/pancakes, French style pastry breakfast, and when I’m feeling fab, some eggs benny on smoked salmon with a couple mimosas on the side.

What’s your favourite gadget?

I just got a Fitbit so thats been pretty exciting, aside from that, my phone is on me at like all times.

What’s your longest relationship so far?

My current one. We’re about to hit 4 years together, married for a little over a month.

#blog #firstblogpost #me #gettoknowme #photoset

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canaryatlaw · 7 years

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So today was another good day, though I would've liked to have gotten to sleep already but that's my own fault. I slept late again, till around 12 (because nobody woke me up), and woke up to everyone running around getting ready for my cousin's graduation party tonight. So I ate some cereal and asked how I could be helpful, but didn't really get a straight answer so I just kind of helped where I could. When there was a bit of a lull in activity we played a round of bs (or bullshit, the card game) which I promptly won because I tend to be rather good at it, lol. Pretty soon there were hot dogs for lunch, so I ate one of those since I figured we probably wouldn't be getting dinner for a while, and pretty soon after that I went on a Costco run with some relatives from the other side of the family to get some party supplies. It was my uncle (married to my mom's sister)'s sister, uncle and aunt, all of whom I've met before and know. The uncle and aunt have lived in Alabama for some time now and are older and tend to make inappropriate racial and other comments, so that's always fun (we were talking about my aunt's 5th grade class the other day and out of nowhere he's like "yeah but how many of them are illegals?" Like ???? What does that even have to do with anything??? Ugh). But I was basically going along to be helpful and keep everybody on track because I'm good at these things, lol. We had to get a few side salads, a fruit bowl, a veggie platter, and pick up the cake they had made. So we ended up traversing around Costco for a while trying to find this specific potato saks they wanted, which we eventually did find next to the bacon (because ???) and also got a Greek pasta salad and quinoa salad for variety, then picked up a standard veggie platter and fruit cake, then got the cake. The cake was chocolate cake with chocolate icing, very intense lol. So we go to ring it up and the cashier accidentally types in $350 for the Greek pasta salad (not sure how you make that mistake) so we had to wait to get that fixed, which we mostly just found to be humorous (I'm a big proponent of not getting pissy with people over stupid little mistakes like that). So we left and headed back to the house, where most of the things were set up and ready to go. I helped set up the volleyball/badminton net in the front yard, then ended up playing badminton for a while with my two uncles and my cousin. My dad and his best friend are really into badminton, and we had a court set up in my backyard for YEARS when I was growing up every summer, so playing was a daily occurrence for me, and though it's been some time I'm still pretty dang good at it. The others did not have the same experience, and I was constantly hitting it too hard and too far for them, so I was trying to go easy but it didn't always work, lol. I'm so competitive though that it at least made me happy to be winning, lol. After a while we switched to volleyball, which I'm decidedly NOT good at, but neither was anyone else haha and after a while I started to get the hang of it a bit, so that was good. I tried kicking it at one point but not doing it too hard, but ended up almost kicking it into the neighbors yard lol (once a soccer player, always a soccer player). Eventually we went back inside and chilled out for a bit, before going to the backyard where we ended up starting a bigger round of bs, and we played several rounds. I didn't fair so well in the first few, tending to pick up a lot of cards, but I was very good at calling other people out and predicting what they would do, much to the chagrin of my uncle who was trying to talk smack to me the whole time (kidding of course) but I kept successfully calling him out and he was getting so mad lol. I ended up winning the last two rounds, going out with two of the correct number card both times, which annoyed all the adults I was playing with (much to my delight). My uncle later (jokingly) accused me of cheating at cards to my mother, but when I challenged him on it he couldn't name one way I was cheating, so I said he was just bitter that I beat him 😂😂. I've really enjoyed playing things like that with the adults and just joking around with them and then finding my sarcasm funny. I tend to come up with witty things to say in larger groups like this that go over fairly well, which always makes me happy. At this point more people were starting to arrive and the party was in full swing, so we all got some food and sat and ate and talked for a while. Eventually I went out front where my cousin was playing volleyball with some friends and just sat and talked with them. We did cake pretty soon after that, and I ended up talking to their neighbor that they're very close with and I've known since she was like 6, but haven't seen in a solid 10 years. She was saying she's studying psychology in college and is possibly interested in working in a juvenile detention center, so I ended up talking to her for a while about that and my experiences with the juvenile justice system and it was a very good talk. Pretty soon after that my cousin opened her gifts, which was nice to watch. We gave her a nice plaque with a bible verse on it to hang in her dorm room, and my brothers (or mostly my older brother, but he let my younger brother sign on too) wound up getting her a book about what your poo is saying to you, and also a very pretty bracelet from Tiffany's, and I think that combination somehow sums up my brother rather well (weird kid that he is). Not that he's ever gotten me anything from Tiffany's....lol, oh well, it's not like I really care that much. The kids were then starting to watch some horror movie on the screen they had set up outside, which is not my cup of tea, so I ended up playing some games with my other cousin and his friends (including the neighbor girl). He's a boy in college and we've never been particularly close, but he's nice enough and we had fun. We did a game called Fibbage first which I'd never played but it's similar to balderdash where it gives you a question and you have to make up and answer and try to get people to guess your answer while you're trying to guess the right one. I didn't do too great the first round but ended up winning the second, so that was good. We then played Quicklash, which was similar, but instead it posed a question and two people gave answers, and the rest voted on which was funniest. This was pretty fun, though the answers tended to get dirty. For a couple of them I was like, stuck, but I ended up getting a few good ones in there- like one question was "what's the name of your new plumbing company?" And I wrote "no shit's too thick" which had everybody rolling with laughter, and there were a couple other good ones so I ended up winning the second round of that too (can you tell I'm a bit competitive?). By the time we finished that the party was mostly wrapping up, so we said goodbyes to everyone then just kind of chilled out for a bit and talked to each other. Maid in Manhattan was on tv, so I sat and watched that for a while while going on my phone, because it's a cute movie, before eventually heading to bed (later than I would've liked, but oh well) and wound up using my boy cousin's axe body wash to shave my legs in the shower because I did not plan that out very well 😂 lol. We're getting up early to go to the beach tomorrow so I'm looking forward to that, but would like to not be too exhausted while there so I think I'll call it a night here. Goodnight dearies. Sleep well.

#daily journal #June 2017

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silkyandsurveys · 7 years

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August 12 2017

1: Name Emma Grace Crawford 2: Age 14 3: 3 Fears Car crashes. Mice/rats. Storms 4: 3 things I love Hanging out with friends. Deer. Car rides at night 5: 4 turns on Good sense of humor. Kindness. Flirty(but only with me.) always willing to have fun 6: 4 turns off Smoking. Rude. Bad hygiene. Crude humor 7: My best friend Is named abby 8: Sexual orientation Straight 9: My best first date Ha 10: How tall am I 5'5 3/4 (just got measured today) 11: What do I miss Being a kid 12: What time were I born 8:00 am 13: Favorite color Purple/pink 14: Do I have a crush Yes kind of 15: Favorite quote "Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok it's not the end." 16: Favorite place Home 17: Favorite food Pasta/cheeseburgers 18: Do I use sarcasm Yes all the time 19: What am I listening to right now Nothing 20: First thing I notice in new person Well since I'm a tall girl I'm conditioned to recognize height but in appearance I see eyes first 21: Shoe size 11.5 22: Eye color Blue 23: Hair color Brown 24: Favorite style of clothing Casual 25: Ever done a prank call? Yes 27: Meaning behind my URL Umm lol it's "me answer questions" but just fucked up 28: Favorite movie Ummmm maybe titanic idk 29: Favorite song Don't stop believing by journey is my all time fav song 30: Favorite band Don't have one 31: How I feel right now Tired af 32: Someone I love My best friend 33: My current relationship status Single af 34: My relationship with my parents Good 35: Favorite holiday Christmas 100%. I love Christmas sooooo much 36: Tattoos and piercing i have Just my first holes in my ears 37: Tattoos and piercing i want Mmmm idk 38: The reason I joined Tumblr Cause it's fun 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? No 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Nope 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Noooooook 42: When did I last hold hands? Probably jokingly with my best friend 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Depends 44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? Yes surprisingly 45: Where am I right now? My bed 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Abby 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Loud 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Yes 49: Am I excited for anything? Tomorrow 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? No 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Umm quite a bit 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Uhhhh my dad when he said goodnight 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? Ha 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? I have big trust issues so I feel this way with pretty much everyone 55: What is something I disliked about today? It was boring and I was told I have asthma like wtf 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Uh idk 57: What do I think about most? I over think everything so pretty much what happened in the day 58: What’s my strangest talent? I can snap my toes. Be jealous 59: Do I have any strange phobias? Breaking bones 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind 61: What was the last lie I told? Oh god idk I tell little white lies all the time 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Talking on the phone 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and yes 64: Do I believe in magic? No? 65: Do I believe in luck? Yes 66: What's the weather like right now? Raining 67: What was the last book I've read? Don't remember 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Yes omg 69: Do I have any nicknames? Yes 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had? Umm busted my knees 71: Do I spend money or save it? Both but mostly save 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? No 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Yes my sheets 74: Favorite animal? deer 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? On my phone I think 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Satan 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Baby by Justin Bieber. An old school jam 78: How can you win my heart? Be funny and charming. Also perk if you have brown hair and brown eyes 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? It would be so cool to have like "this tombstone is cursed" just to fuck with people 80: What is my favorite word? Wanky. Projectile 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr Eh 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? "Fuck bitches get money" I'm kidding I would probably get to nervous and pass out before I could say anythung 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Not that I know of 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Invisibility 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Do you jack it? HAHAHAHHAA omg nooo 86: What is my current desktop picture? Idk 87: Had sex? No 88: Bought condoms? No 89: Gotten pregnant? Haha hope not 90: Failed a class? No 91: Kissed a boy? No 92: Kissed a girl? No 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? No 94: Had job? Yes 95: Left the house without my wallet? Yes 96: Bullied someone on the internet? Yes but jokingly and to my friends 97: Had sex in public? No 98: Played on a sports team? Yes 99: Smoked weed? No 100: Did drugs? No 101: Smoked cigarettes? No 102: Drank alcohol? Yes 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? No 104: Been overweight? Idk I'm sure 105: Been underweight? No 106: Been to a wedding? Yes 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Yes 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Yes 109: Been outside my home country? Yes 110: Gotten my heart broken? Yes 111: Been to a professional sports game? Yes 112: Broken a bone? No 113: Cut myself? No 114: Been to prom? No 115: Been in airplane? Yes 116: Fly by helicopter? No 117: What concerts have I been to? 4 of them not listing them though 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? No 119: Learned another language? No 120: Wore make up? Yes 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Don't know 122: Had oral sex? No 123: Dyed my hair? Yes 124: Voted in a presidential election? No 125: Rode in an ambulance? No 126: Had a surgery? No 127: Met someone famous? Yes 128: Stalked someone on a social network? Yes 129: Peed outside? Yes 130: Been fishing? Yes 131: Helped with charity? Umm does like small donations help cause then yes 132: Been rejected by a crush? Yes 133: Broken a mirror? Yes 134: What do I want for birthday? Hmmm clothes I guess

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eificopper · 8 years

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Title: Spitefulshipping - 50 things (Alt: Howthefuck…) Series/Timeline: Twinkle - timeline all over the place Characters: Shira – Techny – Citinea – Denika - Indigo (hinted) - Nozomi Length: 1851w

WHAT AM I DOING HAHA So I was like alright I’m just missing 10 more for the 50 themes brighship sentence challenge let’s do this //does 17 for spitefulship //whispers Howthefuck…?? So yeah why not? I’m at 31 and counting so let’s do this Not gonna put them in chronological order because LOL what is timeline with these two (I’m so sorry) have them in the order they’ve been written instead

Edit: 45 I’M YELING HOW ON EARTH XD also tried to organize them a bit more buth uhh;;; Edit2: Hallelujah I’m done and very happy with this <3

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1- Team “So we’ll be working together” Shira said when they were left alone “That will be interesting”

2- Neutral The two of them get into yet another argument and Citinea just sits there and goes “I’m neutral”

3- Spark The first time their bodies were so close together (due to that one tango presentation they did) Shira felt a certain jolt of electricity; she reasoned it was simply because they are both electric types.

4- Kick When one of Citinea’s little pranks somehow ended up with them in a rather suggestive pose she could only yelp in Kalosian (“C-Casse-toi!”) with a red face and push him away with a kick of her hooves, as he then yelled something about “now using it as a proper move” while Citinea laughed in the background.

5- Kiss All of the sudden his face is close, too close, and her legs are frozen in place as she feels his hand on her chin, and their noses touch and her face is growing warm, then hot, then cold, because Citinea just pulled him apart (muttering something about “males” and “disgusting”) and she lets out a breath she didn’t know she was holding.

6- Envy The Meercle doesn’t know when exactly she stopped being envious of the Coil and rather started being so of the Dokucale but it sure was a very odd feeling.

7- Line Shira was starting to believe the whole “there’s a thin line between Love and Hate” was a true fact after all; and she was dancing and tiptoeing around that line more and more as time went by…

8- Curious Despite not really enjoying that much her feeling-reading abilities she always thought she’d be weirded out if she ever met someone she could not read; turns out she found him ridiculously intriguing.

9- Opposites Shira wished she could say they were total opposites but actually they were more similar than she’d dare to admit.

10- Epiphany She had been simply overthinking her life in bed unable to sleep when she suddenly came to the conclusion that she wholeheartedly wanted to become his light; and then stayed awake the rest of the night wondering what to do with this new realization.

11- Weakness Forget type matchups, she was his weakness and he knew it.

12- Hate Those who don’t know better will just say they really can’t stand each other but Citinea knows they’re just trying to convince themselves of that.

13- Smirk He smirks smugly and Shira is, partly, irritated that he’s looking so fucking proud of himself, but also just a slightly bit turned on because oh lord Xerneas who gave him the right to look so hot?

14- Question When Shira came to her one day commenting that she had a problem and Citinea jokingly asked if it was “unresolved sexual tension with Techny” she sure as hell didn’t expect the answer to be yes.

15- Friends “Friends? No, not a chance” Not when there was so much more than that.

16- Hostility The animosity she showed towards him since day one (be it due to her rivalry skyrocketing or natural dislike) seems like nothing at all compared to the hostility she shows to the new dark-type member; and strangely enough, he feels a certain relief.

17- Breathing He pulls back just far enough to get some air but still close enough so he can feel her breath on his lips, and says “we should have done this way sooner” before leaning in again.

18- Senses She has a hard time reading his feelings and he barely feels the warmth of her horns but even so they both stay still peacefully for a few moments, just basking on each other’s presence.

19- Sign Denika didn’t really notice the signs beforehand, but when she walked into Shira’s office to see them making out at her desk she began to realize how obvious it was in retrospect.

20- Hurt No matter how many times he said it was alright and carelessly dismissed it (“it’s just some metal I’m fine”) Shira still got really distressed whenever he got “hurt” and broke something; Well at least she didn’t faint, he figured.

21- Nap Techny’s not sure how this happened but she’s fast asleep with her cheek pressed against his shoulder and he doesn’t dare move until she stirs awake, wipes her eyes and blushes through an unneeded apology.

22- Imperfections Under the eyes of the world they were both strong and confident; it wasn’t until the night had fallen and the lights had been turned off that they revealed their many cracks.

23- Note Techny stared for almost a solid minute at the small sticky note in a corner of his laptop’s screen that simply read “Je t’aime! =D <3” then decided to just leave it there and start working.

24- Touch Gloved fingers extended and brushed softly at the leaves in her neck while she was distracted and the Meercle shivered in response, tossing him an embarrassed frown when he let out a chuckle at her reaction.

25- Sarcasm Sometimes it was amusing to see her so confused and/or embarrassed when she took his sarcasm literally, and sometimes… it was just a headache for everyone involved.

26- Break It was perhaps because her relationship with him had initiated that way, because she actually loved butting heads and a challenge or maybe just because of her pride and rivalry instinct, but Shira simply loved to compete and spite him, to see his aloof strict posture break, and get all flustered and curt.

27- Addiction He was addicted to her, to her smiles, her touch, her kisses, her voice, her company… and couldn’t find an answer as to when and how that even happened.

28- Quiet Shira insists that she’s fine, which Tech considers and insult to his intelligence since the grass-type is wearing the fakest smile he’s ever seen and is never this quiet unless she’s asleep.

29- Hug For someone who claimed she didn’t want to be touched most of the time the Meercle could be incredibly clingy, he noted.

30- Coat With his longcoat casually draped over her shoulders while reviewing some folders, Shira wonders out loud (and it’s just to mess with him, he knows it) what would be his reaction to her wearing only that and nothing under; unknown to her the mental image sticks in his mind all day long.

31- Patience Lying down in the bed boredly looking at the ceiling she asks him to teach her some coding and/or hacking; without even looking away from the screen he replies neither of them have the patience to attempt that, and she huffs and mumbles a “touché”

32- Soul He was supposed to keep his emotions in check, or to have one emotion be shown to disguise all the rest, but when she started to see through that mask, he made no attempt to improve his skill around her.

33- Body She is smooth and soft and warm, an organic kind of beauty, and when pressed against him it was the best thing in the world.

34- Enough He has enough pressure already managing SO almost by himself, but when she decides to start destroying herself with alcohol he just can’t stand it anymore.

35- Drunk He’s given up on saying anything and just sighs half-irritated half-disgusted as he sets away the glass from her hand and tries to get her to stand up; in response she doesn’t utter a word either but instead suddenly puts her arms around his neck and kisses him hard, and her lips are like something of an apology even though they taste like that last shot of tequila she just downed.

36- Remorse Shira’s life is largely ruled by guilt, that is an undeniable truth, but one of her biggest regrets is honestly having hurt Techny so badly while inebriated.

37- Evolution “You just went from a small paralyzing goat to a huge paralyzing goat, is not that much of a change” “Shut up I’m a majestic creature, besides, you’re just a bigger cluster of screws and metal you have no right to talk”

38- Sing She thinks she has the place to herself and her voice grows from a soft hum into a full-fledged song, only to stop in embarrassment when she realizes her boyfriend staring at the doorway entranced.

39- Duty He felt it was his duty to protect her, not just because she was female but rather because she was his dear Shira.

40- Sensual Never did she think one day she’d be moaning his name quite like that, and he never imagined it’d sound as sweet and gratifying.

41- Happiness Everyone claims happiness is a feeling, a feeling fleeting and elusive, but Techny knows his happiness is much more concrete than that, with unique curled back horns and a smile to light up the world.

42- Sunset Shira is not just one color, easy to figure out and completely boring, no, Shira is a gradient of colors like a sunset sky, a million different things that Techny could never work out but would spend the rest of his life trying to.

43- Surprise He likes to keep his cool even in most dire situations; however his face was positively a poem when his wife casually mentions one day that she wants to have a kid.

44- Change Her poor husband is acting so ridiculous and vulnerable (in a way she had certainly never seen before) that she’s almost starting to feel bad for teasing him and pushing at his buttons, but is just sooooo tempting and mesmerizing to see him now as a Rentorar.

45- Innocent Little baby Nozomi paws around in his father’s grasp and actually tries to grab at his headset visor despite Techny’s protests and Shira thinks it’s just hilarious and watches him struggle instead of helping and picking up the child.

46- Climb Techny just sighs and presses two fingers to his forehead, thinking it’s honestly utterly ridiculous to see his wife getting so worried and panicked over Nozomi climbing up that high, after all, who did he learn it from?

47- Alone Her mom used to warn her, tell her to “be prepared” for being a widow, for all the females in their family outlive the males; Shira just didn’t think it’d happen so soon...

48- End It both confused and irked Shira to see other people smiling and laughing like nothing had happened, she felt so miserable not even her children could cheer her up.

49- Ring Nozomi can easily identify when his mom is feeling anxious or troubled without even needing to read her feelings, for she starts unconsciously tapping and fidgeting with her wedding ring non-stop.

50- Victory Shira leans on the sidelines with a small smile as she sees her kid win one of his battles, he strongly reminds her of herself, but when he smirks just the right way after victory she can clearly see his father on him.

#twinkle #what is this i dont even #the majority are of course from shira's pov thanks #that was so not the original idea BUT #eifi writes #some are canon some are spoiler #the usual #I'm kinda annoyed it ends in such a sad note but....#is not like I can do anything #31 is the funniest for some reason #but 33 is my overall favorite idk why it just is #also I'm laughing picturing Shira just full out singing #and probably dancing because she's me //hit #thinking she's alone #and then woops no end me plz #nozomi is he cutest and this ship is my heart bye

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