#NEVER IN HIS LIFEEEEE

[goldrushenthusiast]

no way someone just said that Peeta is selfish and manipulative and that AARON WARNER is more bbg than him did you even read the books at ALL? gtfo like right now how do you finish THG thinking Peeta is bad person at all

[russilton]

you've been caught my dear George https://twitter.com/formula1mils/status/1686022124119429120?s=46

“They just come up!!” He says, knowing the came up because he went looking-

George bud I’m sure he’s show you them in real life if you asked, you don’t need to count his shirtless pics

[maplesyrupsainz]

hi hi! I really like your imagines <3

Could I request a Charles imagine? Where the reader is the daughter of Toto Wolff and she and Charles have been secretly dating. After Charles wins the WDC, the reader hardlaunches their relationship and everyone is freaking out about it.

Thank you sm!!

pairing: charles leclerc x wolff!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: imagine/smau

warnings: just fluff, kind of short too

prompt: custom you and [driver] are finally ready to hard launch your relationship

a/n: this request inspired something in me LOL hope u like it?! wasnt sure if the req wanted smau or written but u got both instead LOL

my masterlist | my 1k celebration

instagram ->

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ynwolff merc girl lifeeeee

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user1 helloooo?? the flowers

user2 i bet she gets 100 bouquets a day

user3 i wish i had her life

user4 world's best nepo baby

charles_leclerc would look better in ferrari merch

ynwolff you would say that

mercedesamgf1 back off

charles_leclerc 👀

messages ->

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

at first, the idea of sharing your relationship with the world terrified you. the things people might say, what they'd think. but, you realised, as time progressed, that the idea of not sharing and people not knowing about your relationship seemed even scarier; you were becoming somewhat desperate to let the world know that charles leclerc was your boyfriend.

the only issue was gaining your father's approval. you had convinced yourself it would be easy to obtain, but the harder you thought about it the less you agreed with that sentiment. but, you couldn't hide forever.

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

the formula one season had flown by you in a rush of lights; you blinked and it was almost over. it had been a thrilling title fight between max verstappen and charles, and this race was the decider.

you're pretty sure that you didn't take a breath for the whole race, closing your eyes on multiple occasions. no one knew what had you so invested in this race in particular; being the mercedes team principal's daughter, you had come to many a race and tended not to be that interested in the sport. in truth, you did enjoy it but it had been your whole life, you assumed it was normal to become somewhat burnt out.

twitter ->

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

you had never ran quite like it; from the mercedes garage to ferrari. all you knew was that you had to be there for him when he got out of the car. in that moment, you didn't care who saw or what they thought or if they found out the truth about your relationship with charles. all that mattered was him.

and when you saw him, you knew he felt the same as you did. you broke out into a grin as his eyes caught yours and, before you knew it, his lips were on yours and your face in his hands. shutter sounds and flashings of cameras surrounded you, your head spinning, your heart swelling with pride; your boyfriend had won his first drivers' championship.

instagram ->

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f1wagupdates after an olympic-esque dash from the mercedes garage to ferrari, y/n wolff joined charles leclerc in the celebration of winning his first ever wdc! is this the hard launch of a secret relationship? what does toto think? 👀 thoughts?

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user5 CHARLES IS THE ONE WHO GOT HER THE FLOWERS

user6 omg i never would've guessed this

user7 charles AND susie in the likes omg😭😭😭

user8 OMG OBSESSED WITH THESE TWO

user9 the way she ran

user10 literally soo iconic

user11 me when

ynwolff

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ynwolff sorry dad

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user12 the tshirt HAHAHA

user13 omg she's so real

user14 i still cant believe this

user15 THey R SO CUTE WTF

user16 how did they keep this a secret omg

susie_wolff i love my new son in law!

charles_leclerc 🥰🥰

ynwolff love you 🙆‍♀️

user17 ofc susie loves them tgthr

user18 wonder what toto thinks 💀

user19 the caption

user20 him bringing her breakfast in bed omg

user21 this is all i'll ever talk abt ever again

user22 f1 twt found dead

user23 we lost a real one gang (y/n wolff)

charles_leclerc love my girl

yourusername 🥺 love you crazy amounts

user24 STOP ITTTT

lewishamilton y/n toto said answer the phone

ynwolff my phone is dead rn sorry

user25 💀

[jeyneofpoole]

acok dash simulator

🐺 winterscumming

i’m sorry but the lannisters licherally can’t expect us to just ignore what they did to our liege lord lmao???? sitting up there on that jank throne like i won’t answer the summons as soon as lord starks’ kid calls the banners goddddds the blonde hair makes those cunts stupid. also the incest probably. what is the north known for again??? forgetting??? that’s what i thought…….

🦁 gains-of-castamere

typical northern scum lmao. bring up the ‘incest’ allegations all you want but nobody’s ever allowed to mention stark’s actual bastard as if it’s just, like, fine????? we’ll see who’s laughing when king joffrey seizes your lands and holdfasts ig

🧜‍♂️ womanderly

cersei lannister isn’t gonna fuck you bro

⛓️ iron-pryce

you will never fucking guess what i saw lady asha and lord greyjoy’s other kid doing on the docks today ohhhhhhhh my god

🍑 rainbowhard

LORAS TYRELL BESTED BY A WENCH THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEE

🦄 renlybrocade

she should’ve killed him the realm can afford to lose one twink

❤️‍🔥 rhollor-wifee

the comet is a sign of his coming

🦊 flor-aunt-it

me and the comet are making out sloppy style

❤️‍🔥 rhollor-wifee

you will burn

⬛️ dontcallmecrow

not my ass going on the great ranging lmao i should’ve deserted 🙏😭

🐻 lordcommandr

Report to command tent. Immediately.

⬛️ dontcallmecrow

oh my god

🛶 c-bitch

they really expect me to follow this metrosexual into battle. ok. gold price looking nepo baby cunt he fucking shot todric and i’m just supposed to steal a castle with him. ok!!!!!! i miss asha……..

🩸 reek

heyyyyyyy i’m in the dungeon fornormal reasons does someone wannacome say hi?

🦑 princee-of-winterfell

ok lol

🐉 that-one-loyalist

i swear to fucking god i just saw daenerys targaryen burn down the house of the undying????? queen???? hello???

🐴 in-the-whoarde

likely place for her to be

⚓️ sonsshine

i love my dad i love boats this is great we’re going to blackwater next i’m sure our victory will be righteous in the eyes of our lord

⚓️ sonsshine

⛵️💥💥💥☠️🟩🟩🌊🌊⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛵️⛵️🟩🟩🌊⛵️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥⛓️⛓️⛓️👨‍👦‍👦☠️☠️ ⛵️💥💥💥☠️🟩🟩🌊🌊⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛵️⛵️🟩🟩🌊⛵️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥⛓️⛓️⛓️👨‍👦‍👦☠️☠️

[solarlunarsstuff]

hello 👀👀👀 may i request an alastor trying to woo lucifer's oldest daughter while the big boss of hell and charlie are watching 👀👀👀

thank you so much and have a wonderful day!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

YIPPEE !! A hazbin Hotel req ! I only watched around 4-5 episodes of the newest show so it might not be accurate ! Enjoy :) !

Alastor x Fem!Reader (FANFIC)

A/n: He might be a little bit obsessed with you, but don't worry, he'll make you quiet if he has to force it. (HUSKERDUST 4 LIFEEEEE)

TW: Fingering, READER IS A HOOKER !!!, semi-public, getting caught, his horn thingies grow, tongue fucking, getting eaten out, dry humping, pet names (slut, whore, baby, doll, ect), you look a little bit like Charlie, dirty talk, nipple play, messy make-outs, overestimating, and edging. Lmk if I missed anything ! 😙

Synopsis: Alastor, the 7'3 radio demon, the overlord of a lot of land in hell. Even though he's shown no sign of wanting to experience intimacy, he can change that rule...

The first daughter of the big boss of hell.

That was your title, ever since you were born. Later on though, you had gotten a little sister.

Charlie Morningstar.

She was a big ray of sunshine despite being born in this hellish place. You loved her, you really did.

The both of you nearly look the same. You did dye your hair to (F/c) so there is quite a difference. You're about 6'9, a few inches taller than her.

You also held that wicked smile from your father, typical.

Anyway, you were in the middle of cleaning your apartment when you heard a knock on your door and the sound of paper falling onto the floor.

You thought it was those stupid kids on floor 4 playing games again, but it wasn't. Turned out to be a letter, signed by... your younger sister?

Of course, having nothing else to do, you ripped it open with your nails and unfolded the neat paper.

It read,

'My dear sister, I know we don't talk much anymore, but I would love it if you paid a visit to the hotel! I also know you probably don't have a job, but dad wanted to see you too. He had just come to the hotel about an hour ago. He was basically pleading to see your pretty face again! So, please, think of this and get back to me as soon as possible.

XOXO, Charlie'

You always loved the way that she signed letters. She's been sending you letters with her sign off like that for years now.

Either way, you sat on your couch, contemplating if you should just go or not.

"Fuck it..." You thought out loud

Choosing something comfortable and not something you wore while hooking up.

Oh, right... You're a hooker. It's a job that's actually nicely paid, paid enough for food and your bills. That's it, that's what you were worried about.

What if one of your clients worked there? What of your dad and sister find out?

One client stood out to you though, what was his name? Did it start with an 'A'? Either way, he was one of those people who would choose a hooker and later on be actually interested.

You? Never, it would ruin your job reputation, not wanting to let your job go, you kindly refused, and he went on with his life.

Until you have gotten various notes from someone, some of them were wholesome? In a way, like, "I miss you" or "Just give me a chance".

Others... others were sort of... sexual... For example, "My cock aches for you" and they even sent a paper that had been covered in lipstick kisses.

But it wasn't lips. It was, uhm, you get the idea. He might have been a little bit crazy for you, but it stopped a couple of years ago.

Maybe he realized that I wasn't interested in something serious? You still thought about it as you took the taxi to the front street of the hotel.

You thanked the driver, but instead of him saying your welcome...

"How about I give you a ten? You know, for your pretty body?" He grinned

"No thanks, you don't seem like the type that I would bother with. Plus, that 10 won't even cover 20 minutes.." You snarled back

He whispered some slur under his breath but drove off anyway.

"People think they can just ask me for -" you stumbled back as you ran into something, more like someone...

Red vest, big deer ears, a staff...

'Oh shit..' You thought to yourself

Maybe he won't remember you?

"Back for round two, love?" He grinned maliciously

'God fucking dammit..' you looked up seeing that stupid radio demon overlord.

"No, I'm not, you sick fuck. I'm here to see my little sister.." You moved around him and continued to walk towards the hotel.

"Ahh, that's why I thought you looked familiar.." his voice had a hint of static to it.

You stayed silent and opened the doors, your sister turned around to see who it was.

"Alastor, I said that you -" she stopped once she saw you.

'That's what his name was...' You smiled a little at how your sister nearly knocked you over as she came and wrapped her arms around you.

"OH MY GOD, Y/N, YOU CAMEE!!!" She jumped up and down while hugging the shit out of you.

"Hah, yep, it's me!" You awkwardly hugged her back, noticing your father talking to the other workers on the lobby couches.

Lucifer turned from the sound of your voice and did the same thing as Charlie.

"MY SWEET GIRL!" He squealed

"Hey, dad." I sighed as he also hugged me

Charlie's personality was mostly taken by your father's side while you to your mother's.

Not really knowing your mom, but you knew you had almost the same personality. The little family bonding was broken by the voice of presumed 'Alastor'.

"Y/n, was it? Pleasure to meet you!~" As if... This fucker is acting as if you've never met before.

"Right..." You went along with it, about to shake his hand, but almost forgot that he is an overlord of souls.

You just smiled lightly at him, seemed like it was the safest option.

[1 hour later]

Nifty was off somewhere cleaning, Angeldust was flirting with Husk, Lucifer and Charlie were laughing at something stupid. And you, you were just sitting on the end of the couch, sipping on your (F/d).

Everything was going lovely until you heard a little bit of static start to form behind you. Everybody else didn't seem to notice, but you did. While turning around, you saw that dumb fucks face.

"Darling, tell me.. Do you like me for the money? Or for how your pretty walls wrapped around my d-" you instantly cut him off, not wanting anybody to hear.

"Shut the fuck up..." You glared at him

He smuggly smiled and sat next to you, squishing you between the armrest and him.

"Could you move-" Your voice stopped in your throat when his hand landed on your thigh.

Alastor kept his hand there, slightly rubbing his hand closer to your cunt.

He paid no mind to your silent pleas. Instead, he started talking with Husk and Angeldust. Thank the gods you were in a blindspot, or everybody would've seen Alastor touching you up.

His hand swiftly slipped into your shorts, rubbing your dampened panties from the outside.

You started to softly buck your hips into his fingers, wanting to gain friction. As if it was obvious, he stopped, grinning from you silently whining.

"Are you okay?" Your father, Lucifer, asked. He noticed how you were twitching.

"Mhm!" Was all you could muster as Alastor started to pump his fingers again.

Your arm flared out, gripping his shoulder. "A-alastor... You..." You couldn't speak for shit.

"Please let me and Miss Y/N excuse ourselves!" Alastor announced to the group.

Before you could speak up, he dragged you a few feet around the corner. "What the fuck-" he cut you off by forcing his lips onto yours.

"You're going to shut the fuck up and take me right here..." He pulled away slightly before diving back in.

A/N: I'm gonna edge yall since I want this to be done before school starts tm!! :3

[idontknowwhatimdoinglol]

Blood of Zeus characters at the store

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(a special thanks to the amazing @randomfangirl2718 for helping me come up with this <3)

lets do this :)

Zeus: *holding heron up to a walmart screen*

Hermes: *taking a picture of the oh so touching moment*

Apollo: *laughing his butt off behind her hermes*

Dionysus: ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEEE

Artemis: *shaking her head in shame* I do not know any of them. I do not know any of them.

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Heron: why are we here again?

Artemis: because hera needs more bird seeds to feed her pets and we are running low on snacks *she eyes apollo and ares*

Ares: i apologize, but apollo had challenged me and i will not back down from such an easy challenge of eating.

Apollo: if it was so easy then why did you lose *he teases*

Ares: lies! of course i beat you

Apollo: well since its unclea how about another challenge? i challenge you to lift the heaviest weight in the store

Artemis: apollo no-

Apollo and Ares: *runs off*

Artemis: why cant they listen for once. *she groans*

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Random store clerk on the p.a: Zeus, please come to the front of fthe store to retrive your delinquents.

Zeus: *goes to the front*

Apollo: *turns his head in shame*

Hermes: we can explain this time we had good reasons

Zeus: those are?

Everyone: *silence*

Zeus: alright we'll deal with this when we get home. where is artemis and heron?

Random store worker: are these the two your looking for? *gestures to an annoyed artemis and a wet heron*

Zeus: ....yes

Heron: we wanted to free the lobsters.

Artemis: he wanted to free the lobsters *she grumbles*

Dionysus: cool! we stole wine.

Apollo: ..we broke half the shelves in the store

Random worker: youre all never welcome to shop here again you realize that right?

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Artemis: ok everyone, since we got banned from the last store for wine stealing, lobster freeing, shelf breaking reasons *she side-eyes her brothers* let's not do that this time.

Everyone: *nods and runs off*

Artemis: this is going to end badly isnt it?

Ares: has going out with them ever ended good?

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*in the stores garden section*

Artemis: sometimes i just dont get why they cant understand that they have to follow rules even if they are gods, you know i appreciate this alot. its hard to find someone who just listens *she pats the squirrel on the head.

Daphne: look at all of these beautiful flowers hyacinthus.

Hyacinthus: they are very pretty

Random person: ya, to bad they throw the ones they dont sell out. *walks away*

Daphne: we have to save these flowers! *she starts grabbing the flower boxes*

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Hermes: can you beilive they just give out free food here?

Dionysus: i know right! its awesome!

Hermes: that stand over there is selling wine sample's

Dionysus: ya, to bad its only one cup per person. *gets a look* unless...

Hermes and dionysus: *runs through the store with the wine tray and open bottle*

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Apollo: so you see if you just apply the darker shade of tanner then youll be beach ready in no time *he says to random people looking at tanner*

Apollo: dont you agree heron? *blank space where heron was* this is why we need a leash for him *he grumbles*

Heron: *lost somewhere in the store*

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Evios: *sneaks a small item in his pocket*

Kofi: *takes the item and puts it back on the shelf*

Evios: seriously? That is the 20th time man

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Alexia: *sees a punching dummy*

Alexia: *starts practicing*

Radndom people: *stares at her*

Alexia: what? It's what it's for.

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Zeus: *flirting with some girls*

Hera: *death glaring the girls*

aphrodite: Hera, you mustn't glare at those girls. they do not know that he's married. it's not that big of a deal

hera: oh really? so it's alright with you that Ares is doing the same thing?

Aphrodite: *angrily storms off to yell at the girls near Ares*

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Artemis: we're gonna have to find a new store aren't we? *she drinks her pop*

Ares: we knew that the second we walked in

Aphrodite: *screaming in the background*

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[blorbocedes]

why do you think nico is so weird about seb? genuinely find it funny cause I know Seb doesn't give a fuck about him whatsoever 😭😭😭😭😭 also, I find it entertaining to think about the two of them in a team together cause no amount of mind games he would try to play on seb would never work like it did with lewis

seb has never idgaf'd a day in his life he literally threatened to sue redbull over multi21 team orders and rammed into lewis bc he thought he was brake testing and regularly threw tantrums on the radio while he was winning 😭 and claimed everyone else isn't working hard enough like....... like I enjoy seb but he's never won the idgaf war in his lifeeeee

seb and nico have a really interesting relationship which most people don't look at beyond lewis being in the mix, but I do like to ponder what a Ferrari with seb and nico teammate duo would look like -- both of them speak German, Italian, and are certified ferrariboos

what's funny is last year seb went to nico's greentech festival in berlin with britta in tow

[crimeronan]

favorite thing from the latest rewatch is how genuinely furious hunter is at luz in eclipse lake. for an ep where they don't interact at all there's SO much mileage god he's SO MAD it's SO CHARMING. you all know i love grumpy bitch hunter the most. after eda's "bad but sad boy" comment he's like "ugh, if i EVER see that human again >:(((((" and amity's like "Watch It" i can't stop thinking about it. hunter like luz and i were friends for like two hours and then she TRICKED me with her WILES by being NICE TO ME in a way that NOBODY ELSE EVER HAS BEEN and i am so so so mad at her because i'm projecting my anger at myself onto her but will never admit it. i hate her so bad i'll never trust her Again she Ruined My Lifeeeee she's so annoying and i didn't like her at all the whole time!! i had a moment of weakness!! i'm gonna threaten her life a bunch to amity and actually mean it bc i'm that desperate. fuck luz noceda foreever for Real she's the Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me >:(((((

and then when they meet again in hollow mind, his response to luz full-on tackling him is just. to yell at her.

and then stomp around grumpily kicking rocks about it.

harmlessly.

mad wet cat style.

[blondiest]

🥑🧃 and 🌵 for the ask game!!

LINT!!! <3 hi thanks for these :3

🥑 -> you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

no hesitation, i'm paging monica @lightyaoigami because they have THE best organizational skills, immense brainpower, and i would trust her with my lifeeeee

🧃 -> share some personal lore you never posted about before

god uhhhh i feel like i post personal lore fairly often. um. idk. i'm technically originally from new jersey? but i moved to the chicagoland area before i was 2 years old so i consider myself formally From there. i have a lot of family from nebraska originally & many of them now live in michigan so i feel connected to both those states also <3 however i talk so fucking much about iowa [which is where i lived from ages 19 to 23] that you would be forgiven for thinking iowa was my state of origin. REALLY thought i was gonna end up in minneapolis, still a little devastated i didn't. I MISS THE MIDWEST SO BAD

🌵 -> share the link to a playlist you love

okay being evil and sharing a link to my own playlist. sorry this is who i am. i want to hold you (hostage) playlist was almost as much of a magnum opus as the fic itself hfgjsdgdsjhgsd

truth or dare ask game

[stargirlfics]

i know Alfred writing love letters has been discussed…but what about him receiving them???

leaving little notes for him to find: messages stashed in his desk drawer, sticky notes on his bathroom mirror, a scrap of paper saying “I love you” slipped into his pants pocket as you say goodbye in the morning

going out of town and sending him actual letters. he gets so excited when they arrive. will keep it in his inside jacket pocket until he’s got the time and privacy to savor your words

nsfw:

obviously have to send him naughty ones. you write all the fantasies you’ve had about him while you’ve been gone in explicit detail. (there’s a whole page about how sucking his cock) you spray the paper with your perfume and leave lipstick marks all over.

he makes you read them aloud, perched on his lap, when you come home

Now this! 😍 the first letter he receives from you when you’re away would actually make him melt, he can’t believe how endearing and thoughtful it is and the fact that you took your time to write to him, your words make him feel so loved and he misses you a lot more now, wishing he could be with you where you are and tell you how much it means to him that you indulged him like this!

The perfume spritz on the paper! Genius, iconic, dreamy, I’m obsessed with this idea! The romance of it all! And bestie the nsfw letters you send would drive that man crazy, he’s never been so turned on in his lifeeeee

And I definitely think he’d playfully, gently tease you about being shy when you’re finally back from your trip, in his lap practically before you got through the door, made to read all your dirty words aloud, he coaxes you to keep reading while distracting you with his hands all over you! 😵‍💫screaming into my pillow - I want that old man so bad This was so good, thanks for sharing this with me!!

[tls123]

never been this embarrassed in my lifeeeee

my parents just came back from a thing and they were able to meet up with my aunts/uncles these past few days and apparently my aunt wanted to get me something for my bday and they somehow went from sending me links for rings and necklaces to buying books. which, great, i love books! i struggle to think of stuff to add to my wishlist that isn't books but i open up this gift and it has a tied up guy???? on the cover????? some half dressed dude on the back cover???

and i'm like, oh, interesting, mh and my mom is on the side like "if you don't like it we can change it the young lady at the store heard of that other manga we got you** and she said you might like this, she said she LOVED it, she said it's a love story" and i'm still just holding this huge ass book in my hands, absolutely baffled but hey, surely this 'young lady at the store' didn't suggest an 18+ book as a gift to my mother and my aunt, surely. and as i start flipping pages casually my mom's still going, "we only noticed it's a little out there when we got back home but the young lady really recommended it and you're 26 so.." and she just keeps going and at this point there's no denying what i am holding but mom clearly needs something from me so i try to give her anything lmao

(**the ONLY manga i have btw, that is about shit like, revenge and samurai and family and shit so i'm baffled)

"oh, this is...." i say, but there's no defining the emotion i'm feeling so i skip it, "of course i'll read it, i'm just a little surprised you think this might be something i'll read. but i will! read it!"

and she keeps reassuring me we can change it it's fine and so i look it up and storygraph doesn't even have it listed so i go back to flipping pages and yeah, yeah that sure is sex. which is fine we're not prudes but again. my mother. and my aunt. but also. ALSO that's not just sex that's obviously something fucked up, and not nice and nasty fucked up this is more, pretty sure that's sexual assault fucked up so i have to bite the bullet. i google the thing and yeah, yeah this is apparently a story full to the brim with rape! mhh and oh, the tied up guy on the cover is 16/17 because of course. and what's that? the other guy is in his mid-twenties? sure. of course!!!!

don't know if i mentioned this but,

my MOTHER and my AUNT.

anyway i put my phone down i say, "i'm sorry i don't think i actually do want to read this" (because i was trying to be nice and i kept saying "i haven't heard of it but i'll read it and see what's up, i was just surprised") and mom is like, that's fine don't worry you don't have to be sorry

but i do feel a little guilty because again this thing is huge and the paper and the art are objectively very nice so it must have cost quite a lot so i keep going "it's just I don't think i want this kind of thing on my bookshelves.... the art looked really pretty! though! and, and of course it's not the sex stuff (i am now reassuring my mother that i am Cool with my relatives buying me 18+ stuff, apparently) it's just the subject matter is putting me off, not the sex! just, the category..... of sex...."

and she's very nice and reassures me that i dont have to apologize and we can go change it and in the meantime there's this huge book on the table between us with a tied up half dressed 16yo on the cover and

that lady got told one (1) manga title and thought i would want my AUNT to get me a manga with explicitly drawn rape scenes as a gift. for my birthday.

on god where is rod sterling......

my AUNT. MY.AUNT.

i

i just

my sister got a lego set. it's nowhere near her birthday.

[juvenilefrogg]

At first I didn't get why people were freaking over this 'cause in my head HE IS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE and it felt normal and then it hit me that they never really used this phrase and it is the first time. OKAY NOW I AM FREAKING OUT JSHSJSJSJSJS HE SAID "GOOD MORNING LOVE OF MY LIFEEEEE" HERNY WHY DID YOU INTERRUPT HIM AHHHHH SJSBSNSJSJJSJS

[shawtuzi]

hi bb omg tysm for the love on my lil armin hcs 😩🫶🏾i genuinely was just shitposting when i made that so to see of my favorite writers reblog my work gave me lifeeeee so i had to pop in and say hi

also the way you write eren is amazing i don’t know how u capture his sexiness so well, but never stop. it’s top tier <3

omg honey u have no idea the things those hcs made me feel ur mind is SOOOO powerful srsly!!! i’m so happy you enjoy my writing n i can’t wait to read some more of urs ily ily ily thank u sm for the love <333

[ohmtoff]

can i request top nick?? i don’t see him as a bottom at all he’s too manly lol

huh. from this request alone ik you’ve never talked to a gay person in your lifeeeee bc get that heteronormative shit away from me. also thats actually hilarious bc HAVE YOU SEEN BTTM GAY MEN?? LMAOOOO😭

like ik gay ppl always joke and assume ab like “omg he’s such a top” “okay bottom” bumping purses” and wtv but pls only WE can make those assumptions and how do ik youre straight? you use manliness as a top/bttm indicator. you can meet the most gymrat man with a beard and tattoos and he’ll be getting backshots from a twink half his size at night trust me

[having-conniptions]

KinnPorsche ep 3 Rewatch Rambles:

Tankhun's room looks so fun but also migraine-inducing... so yeah it really suits his character lol

I wanna know what series they're watching

The way Arm hides behind that teddy bear in shame and bites its ear lol

Tankhun's expressions and gestures give me lifeeeee 💅 and I love how he treats his bodyguards kinda like buddies most if the time, he's somehow kinda chill while also being a total drama queen. He's just the queen bee of the mean girls clique

That bar scene must have been so much fun to film

LMAO Porsche's face when Kinn's "friend" leaves

Honestly the red hair looked so good on Tankhun - sadly it was only for the ad lol

Also as a German I can never get over the Deutsche Bank building right outside everyone's windows/balconies lmao

TANKHUN'S SUITS SLAY

Arm and his teddy bear I can't why is he so adorable

PORSCHE SMIRKING AT KEN BEFORE DROPPING INTO THE POOL SIR HOW HOT COULD YOU BE

Supportive besties being supportive

Sorry Arm you are the nerd

Kinn ordering Pete to take Porsche outside 🥺

AND KINN TUGGING PORSCHE TO THE SIDE WHEN THE GUY SHOOTS

Porsche being too focused on the guy he just shot to notice his injury or Kinn's genuine concern 🥲 I'm fine

AND KINN SENDING HIS LOVERBOY HOME BC HE CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT PORSCHE AIIIIIIIII IT'S STARTING IT'S REALLY STARTING HUH

Kinn taking care of Porsche's wound, Porsche pretty much admitting that he was only training so hard so that Kinn would take him back, the eye contact THE EYE CONTACT! KINN'S SMILE WHEN HE'S JOKING ABOUT SUSPECTING PORSCHE! IT'S STARTING IT'S STARTING AAAA

Still feeling bad for Big

I can NOT get enough of Kinn's smile. Mainly because it's Mile's smile that I can't get enough of heheh

KINN AND PORSCHE WHAT EVEN IS THAT TITTY SHAKING DANCE BATTLE?? AND THE HUG????

...why was Arm not wearing anything underneath that zipper hoodie... the stripping scene kinda reminds me of the Pony live stage performance - except Bas's face in that performance was a lot less goofy than Arm's in this scene lol

THE PIER SCENE!! It's clear there was already something there otherwise Porsche wouldn't have dragged Kinn out and Kinn wouldn't have followed but I wish we could've seen it develop a bit more before that kiss followed by lots of awkwardness lol they were really speedrunning the enemies to lovers thing (ok the partying is a valid catalyst tho I know what alcohol, a good time and some Real Talk ™️ can do to the dynamic between to people)

Literally why are they communicating this well in this scene but then never again

Ok but what a beautiful kiss. Because all of their kisses are beautiful. Lovely.

I always wonder what happened immediately after tho... did Porsche just pass out before there could be any reaction to the kiss on either side? Did he just slap his knees and go "welp" before getting up and going back to join the others? I have to know

[desmondkane-of-ao3-fame]

what is your favorite willow moment in the owl house?

Thats a good question, honestly. There's a lot of good, underrated Willow moments, and like a bag of chips, you really can't pick just one. So, like all mediocre YouTube personalitys... a list of 5 of my personal favorite moments?

Sure, why not.

TOP 5 BEST WILLOW MOMENTS!

The opening of "ASIAS"

Any Sport is my least favorite episode of the show, but I can't deny that Willow in the opening sequence is everything I want out of her character: Equal parts adorable and strong, sweet and powerful. Seeing her save her friends from the locker, her excitement to try and get Hunter on the team, there's some good stuff here. Everything after Hunter's reveal makes my blood boil, but at least the episodes opening gets Willow right.

2. "Do you still know how to braid hair?"

Admittedly this is more an Amity scene, but honestly, Willow steals the show. Seeing her actually working out, getting a good look at her room, and her interactions with Amity here? Priceless. It's cute how she plays with Amity a little, and while I wish the show had done more with their nuanced relationship, that shot of Willow's face after Amity says how its nice to be friends again is a genuinely bitersweet reminder of how complicated her feelings can be.

3. "Let Eda go!"

Hey, remember that time Willow (and Gus, but mostly Willow) just turned the Isles against the Emperor's Coven to try and save Eda? Titan that was awesome. I wish both the fanbase and the show remembered this scene more. It's not super long, but it's such a badass moment that doesn't even involve magic. Just Willow standing up for what's right.

Also as you can see, Angy Skara is there and she's adorable.

4. Meeting Gus

First... LOOK AT THE LIL' BABY! SHE'S SO TINY AND CUTE AND HER MESSY HAIR IS LIFEEEEE!

As for the rest of the scene, it's absolutely wonderful. Willow using the skeleton hand to say 'hi', helping calm Gus, did I mention she's adorable? It's just a good encapsulation of how Willow is the single cutest and best character in fiction (behind maybe Skara, but they're dating so it's ok).

5. "Understanding Willow". Just... all of it.

Understanding is more a Lumity episode then a real Willow piece. but TITAN DOES WILLOW JUST NAIL IT! Tati Gabrielle's range is phenomenal, able to play normal adorable Willow, drunk Willow, and unironically horrifying Willow (I mean it's technically Inner Willow but like, they're the same character, sort of?). Each one is awesome in it's own way, and even if I'm glad Willow and Amity made up, seeing Inner Willow just cut loose and get genuinely enraged at how Amity hurt her just... cheffs kiss. I honestly wish we got more mad Willow moments, they're terrifyingly awesome. And it's nice how the show let's Willow still have conflicting emotions about Amity when it's all over instead of just going for the easy "All is forgiven" route. Every moment with Willow in this episode was gold, and that's part of the reason this episode is essentially my favorite Willow moment.

Also: "Ooh, a furry fruit! I'm gonna peel it!"

Bonus: "Not if I never look down"

Admittedly not as badass as a revolution, but this joke is unironically the funniest in the entire series, and if it didn't come from an episode that no one remember's, it would probably be one of the show's most quoted jokes.

Comment your favorite Willow moments below! (that's how YouTubers game the algorithm, right?)