#NO IT IS NOT

[mommy-mortis]

What???

[lycanthroid]

more doodly things

[allastoredeer]

Hey! I just want to say, you are my gateway into Radioapple and Hazbin fics as a whole, and boy did you set an expectation for me!! I'm always afraid of coming across OOC fics, and I'm especially picky with what I choose to read at first when I'm still so new to fandom portrayals of characters. When I read the summary and tags of Just Kiss Already, I couldn't believe my eyes because it had everything I was looking for?!? Post season 1, Alastor whump (I squealed at the concept of the angelic wound), Luci having to face the public and his lack of knowledge regarding politics, jealous Vox, Overlord meetings, and! Fake/pretend relationship!! With the sprinkle of rumors and speculation from the public (Idk what it is with me and loving this trope). You delivered a full course meal! The characterization was so so amazing, I love the banter, and I just adore the concept of Alastor being vulnerable in front of someone stronger than him (that someone being Lucifer, who despite being the king of hell, doesn't use his powers to take advantage of Alastor's vulnerable state is ahhhhhh so good). The pacing is incredible, the interactions are golden, and I applaud you for writing POVs that feel real and authentic to canon!

One major thing that made me extremely picky about choosing and reading fics in the fandom was my fear of authors not being able to handle Alastor's Asexuality well. Thank you for doing Alastor justice, I'm so amazed at how well you wrote him in this regard. Like when Vox yelled at him "What does Lucifer have that I don't?", it didn't even cross Alastor's mind that this is a confession of sorts, and instead he thought Vox was talking about power. I love the subtleness of this so much!! The last chapter you posted was amazing in this regard, with Alastor's thoughts about relationships in general. Just, thank you for sharing your work with us, I enjoyed all of it, and I'm so excited to see where the story goes <3333

Another thing I'm still skeptical about is reading explicit fics, because... well, I'm not sure if they will handle Alastor's Ace identity well. Do you happen to have a recommendation for someone like me who's never read Radioapple smut before? And I would also love to know your overall favorite Radioapple fics as well, I've bookmarked some stuff and I don't know where to begin haha. Again thank you, and your blog and asks are so interesting to read!!

HI! HELLO! So this has been sitting in my inbox for a while and its not because I was ignoring it, its because I have come back to read it over and over and over again as I've been writing the next chapter to "Chaggie's Dating 101," and I didn't want to lose it in the void of my blog.

Thank you for this 🥺 not only is it cool being your introduction to Radiapple/HH fics, but I'm so glad you've been enjoying it too!! Hahaha I'm definitely having a lot of fun with "Just Kiss Already" and all the shenangians that are already happening, and knowing that other people are having just as much fun makes me just dlkfnvsdkgjslkgj 😭❤️

I totally get it about being picky. I'm a very picky reader too 😅 Alastor's aceness is definitely something that I can get picky about. Like, it doesn't have to be the focal point every time I read a smut fic--or any fic in general--but when it feels like its either brushed aside altogether or there's underlying aphobia (unintentionally, I'm sure), I nope out real quick. I base a lot of my own ace experiences, thoughts, and emotions on how I write Alastor, and it is so, so validating to see so many other people feeling the same way.

I'll admit, I can be a little more slack with smut fics so long as the smut itself is fantastic, but yeah, there are certain pairings or dynamics I don't stray into because I hate how Alastor is typically depicted, especially in smut fics.

I've slowly been going through all my Hazbin 'marked for later' fics, but here's some radioapple smut fics I have bookmarked (Warning: I enjoy dark and very explicit fics so be sure to read the tags when you look through these):

Bayou in the Mountain by lelepandewritium

With a Coffee and a Caress by winterveritas (<- my current fav radioapple smut fic)

Together In My Pocket by keelywolfe

Unhealthy Attachments by keelywolfe

And, of course, I always recommend checking out keelywolfe's Lucifer's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship radioapple series! I haven't had time to finish it, but I think I'm up to fic 9 or 10 and I'm been loving it so much! It's so much fun! And I love the radioapple smut :3

I'm...just now realizing this is all the Radioapple smut I have in my bookmarks.

Wow.

I've been reading a LOT of smut recently, but looking back, I think it's all been RadioStatic 😂 if ya'll want any RadioStatic smut fic recs, let me know, I have a lot of those.

BUT ALSO! If anyone's read to this point! Here's an update on the chapter 3 of "Chaggie's Totally Legitimate Dating 101 Crash Course" :

The chapter is officially written and is being looked over by my beta's! I'm hoping to have it posted by Saturday or Sunday, so be on the look out for an update 😉 because it's happening very soon!

[legolasghosty]

54 please and thank you

HI, I actually have some not quite so angsty stuff for you for once!!!

“Too bad you can’t hold the camera for me,” she joked to Phantom, standing up to move into the main area.

Phantom chirped twice and Julie turned around to see that its face had changed from its usual cheerful smile to showing a shadowy video of the dark room. Julie knelt down, curious, and watched herself enter the image.

“You have a selfie camera?” she asked, laughing at the insanity of the whole situation. “Of course you do, you have to see somehow.”

(send me a number and I'll write that many words on my WIP and show you!)

[snowisflesh-blog123]

LMAO THE TV JUST CALLED MELBOURNE THE GREATEST CITY ON EARTH

[intrepidblossoms]

4 mosquitos in my room?

hey google play damn these vampires by the mountain goats

[aserein-fr]

It’s not gonna be a new breed guys please it’s not gonna be a new breed.

It made sense for gaolers to be released on the anniversary because they were the first ancient, but they aren’t gonna do it now. Dusthides were only a couple months ago and it’s pretty accepted that they’re releasing two a year.

It’s not gonna be a modern because obelisks were only three years ago, it’s gonna be longer. Yes, I know they’re done the refactor. Yes, I know they hired more artists. But I can basically guarantee that even if they have a new modern ready to be released, there would be so many errors and bugs that the userbase would be angry about everything.

It’s not a new breed

[desi-yearning]

I need my Mum's ability to act like everything's normal when it is so not normal

[hereicomeworld]

Funny story(?)

When I was playing PHIGHTING! I played as Scythe. Then I got MVP and someone in the chat said that they hate Scythe mains

I said that I'm actually a Vine Staff main...

Now I'm officially a «women kisser» 👏👏👏

[sabrirene]

do we think i should try to rewatch the entirety of junior year before wednesday,,,,,

[arakn0]

I wish Always Sunny in Philly had a movie. Ugh that would go so hard.

[cassmouse]

My ridiculously long exam season starts properly next week, but the sun is shining and Mckenna Grace's new single drops on Friday, so is life really that bad??

[cav-core]

Hey is the train that is "currently boarding" in the station with us right now

[kanakori]

me when i feel relief after finishing an assignment and then immediately fall back into indescribable stress remembering that university is a neverending cycle of essays and assignments and ill have to do this all again in approximately 15 hours

[soup-soup-soup-soup-soup]

MY miso soup