#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[redead-red]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

[breakfastteatime]

Me @ Ao3:

[usagi-cri]

The movie got canceled. At least they told us but.... ;w;

[miss-emmie]

WAIT…

WAIT WAIT WAIT

OH HELL NO.

IS HE THE ONE THAT FUCKING STABS HER FACE PLEASE LET ME BE WRONG THE FUCKING ANGST THAT WILL ENSUE IM GOING TO PASS AWAY EVERY 2 SECONDS TOMORROW.

[smoshpostiing]

guys :(

[mysicklove]

nobody understands the appeal of watching your man get railed in front of you 😔😔😔😔

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

WAIT THEY STOLE HIS BLEH!!!!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T HE DO IT????

[gunsatthaphan]

[mexreny]

HES BEEN SLEEPING IN A ROOM MADE OF BLACK CONCRETE TO HELP REMEMBER HIS DREAMS BROOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO

[the-simple-creature]

Oh god oh no.

nonononononononononononononononononononononononononono

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

[generalsmemories]

no because like the anon that asked about the famous ceo x normal citizen was onto something ............

imagine ceo!jing yuan, known across countries (ill be making it modern au LMAO) for his tactical and powerful plans, always surrounded with personnel that assist him in his daily activities. his personal chef always cooks him food in a way that surpasses most of the meal prepared by a five-star michelin restaurant. he has his own laundryman where his clothes are handled with precise care to the point that wrinkles are non-existent. ohhhh and he has someone that tends to his exquisite garden and lawn so it remains fresh and pleasing to the sight.

then he meets the reader where he is shown how to live..... normally, like away from prying eyes. he looks forward to your baking sessions together as you teach him how to and at the end feast on it with you guys feeding each other (you asked what's his favorite food and he tells you, "all of your creations'. you laughed because you thought he was joking but he was 1000000% serious. really. beats even those high-end restaurants that he have frequented before). laughs with you as you guys crowd the laundry room where you fold each others' clothes. and and enjoys the peace between you as the both of you tend to the lilies you bought at the local market, then he places the said flower between your ears only to be greeted with a smile that rivals the paintings made from the most sought-out artists in the world. he can get used to this.

bye

STOP THIS MADNESS IT WAS GONNA BE A 3 AM THOUGHT AND WE MOVED ON FROM THIS SILLY IDEA I PROPOSED WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ME WHY WOULD U GIVE ME MORE BRAINROTS ABOUT MODERN JING YUAN AS A CEO I CANNOT WHY WOULD

AUHSDGIUASHGUIAG!??!

[kyoshi-fans]

AZULA IN THE SPIRIT TEMPLE FINALLY OUT BUT IM BROKE AND LIVE IN A FAR FROEIGN COUNTRY SO I WOULDNT HAVE EVEN BEEN ABLE TO BUY IT WIJOUT HAVING TO WAIT A WHOLE NOTHER MONTH IM IN TEARSSSS

[pommunist]

accidentally deleted an ask i didnt want to delete

[dailydoseofshoko]

Jujutsu Kaisen chapter 233 leaks

[ihavea-natural-curiosity]

me because i was too busy being in kindergarten and playing with toys to go see Hozier preform Wasteland Baby! in concert with Mavis Staples

[kayluh1915]