#Newest Joke

[dismas-n-dismay]

When PM Seymour gets off script reading tumblr posts it’s like your grandparents starting to ramble while telling you a bedtime story, STAY ON TOPIC GRANDPA

[adobe-outdesign]

There was a period in Neopets wherein all the faeries were designed to wear bell bottoms for some reason and honestly I kind of feel like getting rid of them was a downgrade

enough dresses, have a faerie show up ready to bless your Neopet and then head out to the disco afterward

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

sometimes you just gotta draw obnoxious husbands u.u

[avantroodles]

Jean Claud- I mean, Jean Luc's entourage looks quite snazzy, don't they. Very professional, very dapper.

Grumley went and got them some black turtleneck sweaters from Booker's dad. Something about trying to look professional. Maybe he forgot how drastically different some of their sizes are...

[arisatominakos]

KINGDOM HEARTS ( 2002 ) dev SQUARE / do not repost or remove caption.

[giucomix]

"So then Dirk stuffed Caliborn, Arquiusprite, and half of Gamzee inside the empty Lil Cal, which Roxy then banished to the Void. This Cal however would end up, or had already ended up, "resurfacing" as the Cal summoned by Gamzee in Dave's dreams, which was then thrown outside Dave's dream room by Rose and picked up by the newborn Dirk, who-"

[yueolsou]

This is way funnier in my head

[samglyph]

Diversity win! Your sleep paralysis demon is genderweird.

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[release-the-sheep]

PEOPLE THREW SPOONS ON THE ICE WHEN SPOONER SCORED. I'm gonna be requesting cutlery every time I get takeout from now on even when I don't need it just to build up an arsenal for such occasions. wouldn't wanna run out, she does score a lot

[neversetyoufree]

The inherent tragicomedy of naming a character Dom de Sadism and then having her be the only one in her family that is neither a dom nor a sadist

[askdeoxys]

I introduce to you, the newest Harmonia University Student; Amy Rosé, majoring in harassment. approved by @harmonia-university

[mekha-draws]

"Well look what the road brought, your replacement"

[robbed-ghost]

First, they discontinue super sons issues, bringing it back for a Halloween special edition and then ghost.

Then, they have Jon age up and date immediately in time for pride, no warning.

Then, he’s Superman.

Then, we get a super sons movie where he’s 10 again (?)

Then, they have Jon and Dick team up as a protege-mentee situation—not bad! Just…not quite the character we’ve just established. Not quite Jon

Then, they have Jon and Damian babysitting wonder woman’s daughter for *checks books* 7 years????? Making Damian and Jon 21 and 24 respectively??? Ok…?

Then, they do Beastworld, and Nightwing comics, AND Superman comics AND Wonder Woman issues with Jon in ALL OF THEM at the SAME TIME and looking vastly different in all of them, with vastly different characterizations, none of them solid, consistent, or acknowledging the fact that he’s been trapped inside a volcano and travelling the multiverse and having a boyfriend all in the same breath.

What am I supposed to be believing right now, DC.

[thrashz]

Oh. okay thanks google

[goosters06]

"Honestly, you can just skip season 1-" NO!! *kills you with death lazer*

WATCHING THE FIRST SEASON IS A RIGHT OF PASSAGE IN ANY OBJECT SHOW. YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A FAN IF YOU DONT SIT THROUGH THE FIRST SEASON. COWARDS.

[noahtally-famous]

music duo ella and beardo! ella sings/does the vocals, beardo beat-boxes the tune/music and/or creates synth pop stuff with his dj equipment

topher hypes them up by mentioning them in like every video on his vlog and/or social media he has