so, when i have to kill time at work, i occasionally find myself looking up baseball teams. not actually watching baseball or doing particularly deep research, but i'll chase curiosities about japanese baseball and minor american leagues.
and you want to know what's currently happening with the minor league (hence milb)?
they've expanded from 120 teams to 121
the newest team?
the malmö oat milkers!
which is... a very brave thing to name your team.
and i'm sure you're wondering where malmö is. certainly odd for a us town to feature a diaeresis, i'll bet that town has an interesting history!
oh, it's named for a swedish city. so... where are the oat milkers actually based out of?
wait, can you elaborate on what this means?
oh. the oat milkers don't actually exist in a sort of 'everyone are the oat milkers' type of way.
so oatly, an oat milk company, has paid off the major leagues to create a virtual minor league baseball team. which is insane, but baseball teams are actually owned by major corporations in the background so at least there's a sort of... honesty* to this advertising stunt?
but also zero dollars from this deal goes to the actual minor league teams themselves, despite not being allowed to opt out of playing a game as and against the oat milkers, so it's all corrupt.
also i can't find any oat milkers merch online, so what's even the point if i can't get a baseball cap and/or jersey that says 'oat milkers'!?
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* the japanese leagues (the npb) notably integrate the parent companies into the names, which is how you get the yomiuri giants and the nippon-ham fighters
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Kira Ryōsuke’s trivia (src: EGOIST BIBLE)
"I joined this for the purpose of denying Ego."
☆ Character's color: Cream.
☆ Birthday: 23rd May.
☆ Current age: 17 (2nd year of high school).
☆ Zodiac: Gemini.
☆ Nickname: "Jewel of Japanese Soccer"
☆ Birthplace: Tokyo.
☆ Family: Father. Mother. Himself.
☆ Current height: 181 cm.
☆ Foot size: 27 cm.
☆ Dominant foot: Right.
☆ Blood type: O.
☆ Motto: "I am here because everyone else is here!"
☆ Team before joining BLUE LOCK: Matsukaze Kokuō High School football club.
☆ Starts playing football: At age 5.
☆ Hobby: Soccer. "I'm always thinking about soccer."
☆ Favorite food: Sushi. "Not the the conveyor belt sushi."
☆ Dislike/hated food: Conveyor belt sushi. "I hope I won't have to eat it again."
☆ What goes best with rice: Scallops with grilled seaweed "The aroma alone makes me want to eat white rice!"
☆ Favorite animal: Hawk. "They have a cool hunter vibe."
☆ Favorite season: Spring. "Because it refreshes my mood!"
☆ Favorite manga: DEATH NOTE. "The interesting parts where people's dark sides come out."
☆ Favorite movie: Live action 'Rurouni Kenshin' series. "Takeru is cool."
Satō Takeru, the actor who plays the role of Kenshin.
☆ Favorite music: THE FOX. "The one with the Fox Dance."
The Fox Dance (きつねダンス) is a cheer dance performed by Fighters Girls (cheerleading group) who support the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters during innings at home games.
☆ Favorite football player: Patrick Schick.
☆ Favorite subject: Other than Japanese.
☆ Weak subject: Japanese. "I find reading stories in text difficult. I prefer manga."
☆ Mushroom shoots vs Bamboo shoots: Bamboo shoots. "Huh, are there really people who like mushrooms? The world is full of mysteries."
☆ Ideal type: "A wonderful woman who gives her all for me and does anything for my sake."
☆ Fixation: Ring finger. "I think it's the most beautiful part of a woman."
☆ What would make him happy: Being praised in any case "I just want fair recognition for my capabilities."
☆ What would make him upset: Being underrated. "I just want fair recognition for my capabilities"
☆ What he thinks his strength is: “I can uplift others like the sun, giving them energy.”
☆ What he thinks his weakness is: “Sometimes I struggle to understand others' darker sides.”
☆ What made him cry recently: “Come to think of it, have I cried recently? I don't think so.”
☆ Usual sleeping hour: 6.5 hours.
☆ Number of chocolates received from previous Valentine: 1,842. "I read all the letters! Thanks everyone as always!"
☆ Place he washes first when taking a bath: Chest. "I like my chest muscles."
☆ What will he do if received 100 million yen: "I'd like to live in a luxury apartment. Somewhere with a concierge on the first floor*."
* ground floor if you use British English.
☆ How he spent his holiday: "Just hanging out with friends playing games, singing karaoke, going on dates, and do what everyone else does!"
☆ What will he do during his last day on Earth: "Soccer, of course. I want to gather friends and play soccer. I'm sure everyone would want that too."
note: i want to apologize in advance for any mistake made in the translation!
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