#Not a goose

[geese-but-everywhere]

Hello and Welcome to the daily goose blog!

idk why I'm doing this, it's funny tho. Can't promise I'll remember to do it everyday but oh well

Anyway hi! I'm Rye or Goose (are you beginning to understand why its geese?) I use she/they pronouns and run this blog! My main is @sillygooseiseatingbread (Yougotta be catching onto the goose theme by now) I just post random stuff there, come say hi! Funnily enough geese aren't even my favourite animals but its my brand so here we are!

Requests are open, tell me where you want geese to go and I'll put them there! Also feel free to request different species of geese! I use picsart to make the edits!

Occasionally you might notice a very small stressmonster101 cubito in the background, that's just my (platonic) husband Chewbyhamm! Don't mind them!

I'm not sure what else needs to be said so umm yeah! Enjoy whatever this is

[colorfullturtleduck888]

The time has come

Behold, a crosswalk!

I hold the knowledge of crosswalks!!!!

Bonus pic:

[dailygoose]

Love the goose post!! Keep up the good work (:

:}

[bob-artist]

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

[great-and-small]

YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different

[moch1rice]

I need her to start killing actually she deserves it

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny gets arrested at Five nights at Freddy’s

[zeurelart]

Kinger is a magician.

[hughmannthehumanman]

"I, too, am a human man, just like every human." haha Hugh, you silly goose, you know that not every human is a man! ...right?

Dear Anonymous,

I regret to inform you that your statement is incorrect. I would like to clarify that I am a human male, and therefore, I have the requisite knowledge to make such claims.

Furthermore, I would like to address any confusion that might have arisen regarding my identity. I am not a goose, as may have been previously assumed. I understand that such misconceptions can be commonplace, but I assure you that I am a human being.

I hope that this has resolved any doubts or misunderstandings. Please do not hesitate to contact me if you require any further information or assistance.

Best regards,

Hugh Mann

[dumbbitchawards]

I cant understand people who are like "why is everyone in aziraphale's neighbourhood gay" like my brother in christ he lives in soho

[everythingfox]

Me on the ice rink for the first time

[geese-but-everywhere]

Why haven't I posted here for a while I hear you ask? Well its really quite simple, i forgor

Will i be back to doing daily geese? idk maybe

[spicymochi]

they made flower necklaces together

[jazzkolart]

These two are the worst. I love them.

[bob-artist]

Do you know where your boops are coming from?

[great-and-small]

Bird identification is so fucked up in a really fun way you can’t understand until you get into it. For example, there is a type of goose called the cackling goose that looks exactly like a Canada goose except smaller and “cuter”. The cackling goose is way, way, more rare in most places than its relatively common cousin, so it’s on tons of birders life lists. Everyone wants to see a cackling (look in any bird ID group to see lots of hopeful people posting petite Canada geese). The two species regularly commingle, so sometimes a flock of those common parking lot birds will have the equivalent of a Pokémon shiny just hanging out in the middle of them.

How ridiculous and fun is that? I can never look at a big group of Canada geese without scrutinizing their ranks for an adorable little extremely rare cutie pie cackling goose. It reminds me a bit of mushroom harvesting minus the risk of death if you get it wrong