#Nurse Joker

[mychemical-lobotomy]

People who I think would get sued for medical malpractice

[mac-n-cheese-art]

+ a 4th that i forgor from my insta

Nurse Joker <3 <3 <3

[tempural]

thoughts on the joker? and which is your fav if you have one?

Joker is a pretty cool guy, eh is another purple/green grinning gay power bottom that I like and he doesn't afraid of anything. I can't say what my absolute faves are, but I have different faves for different purposes!

Like most people, my fave jokers are the ones that I grew up with. Nurse Joker turned all of /co/ gay, including me. Hamill's Joker is y'know CLASSIC, the designs on BTAS are all super influential to me especially with how the black lipstick has a single highlight. And Prince's Joker is just the epitome of twink. There's too many comics versions for me to keep track of, but I like any version of him where he's flamboyant and giggly!

[j0kers-light]

Hi! how do you think Joker would feel if reader was a runner? I’m not quite there yet but I hope to run a marathon at some point, so I end up having to spend a lot of time running. Which I don’t mind... but I get up before the sun rises and immediately go out to get my run in. Which I feel like J couldn't handle if he slept at the readers apartment that night. And I wonder if he'd be worried about reader being outside alone for long periods of time. I feel like races would be lonely for reader since he obviously couldn't just show up and cheer her on </3. And on a more personal note- I also wonder if he'd or if he'd notice the absurd amount of race t shirts i have 😂. And this is kind of a stupid thing I do, but sometimes I run when I’m sick. Even If have the flu or something I will still try to run it off, which I figure he wouldn’t approve of reader doing. And I’m very injury prone (very). So he might notice notice my slight Advil addiction lol

Sorry for the Kind of random a request. Maybe not a lot to write about, but I feel like I’ve never seen a story/headcannon about a reader who runs 🤔? I had this thought because the running shoes I like are soo expensive (especially when you have to buy them regularly 😵) and I thought of a scenario where he steals reader some shoes in bulk 😅. Anywho you don’t have to write all or any of this if you don’t care (this is basically a self insert of myself so change what you want) , I’m kinda rambling so this may not make any sense. And I love your stories btw 🩷

Hey hi anon!!!!! 🖤✨

You weren’t rambling love, I understood everything you said! AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH A SELF INSERT its why I'm here lol 🤭 thank you for sharing those tiny details, I shall follow them to the letter! Ah! Thank you for reading too!

Disclosure: I am not a runner and I have no idea about this topic so forgive me if anything is inaccurate. Did I drop what I was doing to fill this head canon? YES you're worth it! Representation matters so don’t hesitate to be self indulgent!

I hope you enjoy beloved! Keep runnin'! 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

With the clash of schedules-- Joker usually arrives at your apartment when you're stepping out for your morning run. You pass right by him and he's bewildered on where you're going this early in the day. The sun hasn't even risen yet and why aren't ya wearing anything?!?!! Your sports bra and jogger pants makes him seethe in anger. You look too sexy to be leaving the building!!

This poses a huge safety risk in Joker's mind because Gotham City is never safe but he knows by experience that this is the worst time to be out, alone! Why. Are. You. Out. Running. In. The. Dark? Looking like a defenseless snack? 👀 He flips out when you come back all sweaty yet energized. Whatever that means.... you still look hot. An easy target for sure.

He yells at you for putting yourself in danger until you explain that you're been training for the past few months and nothing has happened. How is it he’s just now noticing? Then you sheepishly explain the odd hours that you run. Mornings and/or nights with no protection whatsoever and Joker.exe stops working.

Joker takes no chances and assigns your security team to follow your training/run route effectively immediately. And as for your skimpy running attire? Girl.

You thought you owned enough race shirts. HA! Joker buys steals you modest running outfits but they do little to conceal your peaches (wink) or your killer legs, much to his dismay. You can wear a trash bag and still look sexy. He begrudgingly allows you to wear your tight outfits because they’re practical.

He stares you down anytime you do a warmup stretch before a run. Oh he'll stretch you out real good.... AHEM! Uh moving on..

Joker most definitely notices your hoard of running shoes. Just how many do you need and why are they so expensive? You explain that they wear down so quickly by running so you constantly need a new pair. Joker takes it upon himself (being the supportive partner that he is) to buy steal the entire store's supply of shoes in your size!

Imagine coming home to a mountain of shoe boxes and Joker's head poking around the corner. 😃 He's so proud of himself but you feel the oncoming headache. He's expressing his love through illegal, over the top gestures.... again. You love this idiot.

And speaking of grand gestures, since J can't attend your races— at least not publicly, he has become rather creative in showing his support. He bribes threatens people to cheer you on in his place or sets up unauthorized checkpoints along the route with banners, balloons, etc. with messages like ‘GO Y/N!’ or ‘Run faster, Bunny!’

It’s so embarrassing when the marathon speakers are hacked and the song, 'Track Star' by Mooski plays because Joker does not know the true meaning behind the lyrics! He just hears, 'she's a runner, she's a track star' and thinks it’s a compliment.

You almost forfeited the race when the urge to hide in shame hits you. The clown dedicated the song to you! Joker means well but this ain't it. The fireworks he rigged to go off when you won the race however were a sweet touch.

Little did you know— if you weren't expected to win, Joker had laughing gas on standby to poison the other runners so you could gain the lead as they fell behind laughing to death... His Bunny will win, no matter what. #SupportiveCrazyBF

Joker does not predict you sabotaging your own chances by running while sick. He doesn't understand your logic of ‘running your flu off.’ It doesn’t make any sense so he’s troubleshooting a plan to help you.

How did you sneak out!?! You should be at home, getting rest and fluids yet you’re knocking back Advil and pressing on like everything is fine. Let's just say Joker is more than furious with you love.

You knew Joker would eventually find out where you were. You shook off your security detail the moment he left and made it to the check in booth for the marathon while still under the weather.

It was just a seasonal flu. No biggie!

Joker was acting like a mother hen thinking you shouldn't lift a finger while sick and he even dressed up like a nurse to further prove just how serious he was about your health. He ordered you to stay in bed and rest— not sneaking out to attend a race. You knew he would be furious but what could he do once you started the competition?

They didn’t perform wellness checks so after everyone got into place and the starter gun went off, the race began.

It was Joker’s fault that he left his patient unattended. The race would only take a few hours and you would be back long before Joker returned from who knows what.

In hindsight, you didn't expect J and his goons to storm the pavilion where the registration booth and spectator zone were set up.

People were none the wiser when multiple vans pulled up, got out, and blended into the crowd. Only when Joker’s goons yielding guns and other weapons started wreaking havoc halfway into the race did things get crazy.

In the midst of the chaos, Joker casually walked up to your upcoming mile marker and waited for you to run by.

He'd only seen you run a handful of times but his keen eye instantly noticed you were more sluggish and less enthusiastic today. You were just going through the motions and looked ready to pass out.

No doubt because his Light was hardheaded and ran a marathon with a flu.

Good thing Joker was good at handling brats. He had no problem plucking you from thin air and hauling you (kicking and screaming) into his van. He hit the wall and it sped off back to your apartment in record time.

If you weren't sick maybe you would've had the energy to fight back more but Joker was able to swat your punches to his face away like a fly.

"J?! What the.. What is your problem!!?! You just ruined a charity race!" You coughed into your elbow as Joker watched in silence.

His face was unreadable and the both of you just swayed with the van's motion as it barreled through Gotham traffic.

Not a peep from your lover. This wasn't good. You were, in essence, in the principal's office. Joker went out of his way to snatch you— in broad daylight— from a public event and he had nothing to say. His intense gaze spoke volumes.

You immediately backtracked to save your skin.

"That wig looks great on you, J. It uh.. *cough* ahem, accentuates your features." You said weakly.

"Don't play with me, Y/n."

Oh. Government name. You f__ked up.

Joker ripped off his ginger wig and fluffed out his own hair underneath. It was a scare tactic, one that was working very well. He was prolonging the inevitable and you knew he was holding back the full severity of his anger.

Finally he licked his lips and spoke. "You wanna know whhhhhhhy it’s a bad idea to, run, while you’re sick hmm? Let’s see.. Respiratory problems, dizzy spells— tch, your accident prone a** can trip on thin air and crack ya head open. Do I need ta go on?"

He waved his hands at you until you shook your head meekly.

"Good! Now... if my Bunny had listeneddd to me.. and stayed in bed, your uhhh charity marathon? Wouldn't have been sabotaged. What's that saying of yours? Play stupid games, win stupid prizessss."

You turned your head in embarrassment but Joker reached over to turn it back towards him. Gone was his stern gaze and replaced with a much more softer expression.

"Think of it this way, Bunny. I came and supported my girl at her uh race." Joker cracked up laughing.

That was not the support you had in mind.

[holybagelsstuff]

feminine urge to bite his exposed legs

[hotsexycosplay]

[innocent-traitor]

𝕀𝕥 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕞𝕖

𝕀𝕥 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕞𝕖

𝕌𝕡 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤

𝕋𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟' 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕝𝕝..

𝔻𝕠 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕒𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕕𝕠 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕚𝕥 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕀'𝕞 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟' 𝕚𝕥 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦

Do Unto Others by Mindless Self Indulgence

[spotdurin]

“Queer? Queer! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”-joker baby

[five-miles-over]

Can I get some Arthur Fleck x Doctor/Nurse reader headcannons where the reader works at the same hospital that Arthur goes to cheer kids up at?

Thanks for your patience, @axelboneboy ! I hope you're having a great day so far.

Arthur Being with a Reader Who Works As a Doctor or Nurse At Arkham State Hospital Headcanons

You met Arthur during one of your rotations in the children's wing.

You typically worked there on Wednesdays, and spend the rest of the work week either in the clinic or in the emergency room

What impressed you about Arthur when you first met him was his willingness to embrace that childlike wonder and amuse the young patients. His ability to come to their levels and bring that playfulness made you think that maybe the man behind the clown makeup might not be so different.

So, after he finished his act and you wrapped up your patient rounds, you decided to approach him before he could go.

"I like your act..." You pretended to make yourself a cup of coffee in the staff break room. "Really funny."

Remaining in character as Carnival, Arthur gave a theatrical bow that made you chuckle.

"What's your name?"

"My name is Carnival," the clown answered, doing his best to sing the line from the song of the same name.

"I mean your real name...You do have a name?" You put your cup of coffee down and took a step closer. The clown flinched a little and you stopped. "Is it part of your job that you can't tell me?"

"No..." He laughed a little, and for the first time you heard his soft, gravely and shy voice. "I'm..My name's Arthur."

"Arthur..." You extended your hand out and introduced your name as well.

After that introduction, you and Arthur began to meet every Wednesday for about ten minutes until you both needed to get back to work.

You'd talk about your day, sometimes bitching about a rude patient or a certain colleague the way that work friends would

At some point, when you were in the children's wing while Arthur was working, he would incorporate you into his routine - he'd conjure up flowers out of his sleeve to present to you, he'd dedicate to you any of the songs he thought best like "Toe Knee Chestnut Knows I Love You"

And when you told Arthur about your work schedule, he would occasionally show up at the hospital if he knew you would be working late

He wouldn't interfere in your work or try to talk to you much during your shift, but he would use the staff break room to make you coffee or tea if you needed it.

He would leave you cute messages on latex gloves like 'Your grate' or 'You are very good at your job'

And at the end of your shift, Arthur would walk you home just to make sure you got there safely

The best part is that none of Arthur's caring nature and kindness to you changed after a particular Wednesday when, after you brought up about how you didn't want to cook dinner when you got home from work because you were already tired, Arthur asked you,

"Maybe...Maybe you could have dinner with me tonight?"

[whereis-mypizza]

[bendy113]

gotham city AU time

i had an idea of drawing something

bonus:

btw the art on top was inspired by a joker & batman art, basically this one:

(by @/sofussy_ on instagram)

[ao3snumberonefan]

matty healy being dressed up as patrick bateman on stage rn is my roman empire

[prismaticpichu]

Bad boy. bad mama's boy *locks Sephiroth up in Arkham Asylum*

*Joker attempts to use laughing venom on Sephiroth*

*No green hair, no pasty skin*

*But it is just this for the next 4 hours*

*the laugh is so sad and broken and raw that all the inmates and guards begin to have a complete and utter meltdown*

*with everyone distracted and hysterical, Sephiroth stops laughing, revealing mumsy cells made him immune the whole time*

*He pulls apart the cell bars with all the ease of opening curtains*

*sets the place ablaze for good measure*

*walks out like a champion, uses a portal materia, and goes back to mumsy before dinner’s ready*

[acousticbloke]

Had artblock for the past week and finally got to work

[firelise]

No but Ray and Mew in a couples costume as the Joker and Harley Quinn is truly chefs kiss. The epitome of a bad idea and a toxic relationship, I'm evil cackling

[innocent-traitor]

𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑

𝙵𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚝

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝙸'𝚖 𝚑𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌

𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚝

𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌

𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎

𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝙶𝚘𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞

~Thank God I'm Not You by HIMALAYAS