#OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD . GOD . GOD OKAY

[bugflies00]

HELLO????????

[boygirlctommy]

oh fuck ok i rewatched the bit where they wake up. i didnt realize wht the intelligence check was for ToT CHIBOOOOOOO

[maraczeks]

newsroom rw thread pt 4

[icharchivist]

WAIT WAIT WAIT DGM 251 JUST CAME OUT

KNEW IT KNEW IT KNEW IT KNEW IT OH MY GODDDDDD

Wait and she looked at Allen fondly like she remembered him, Past!A=Bookman real???? is this finally happening????

i. i have a song in my dgm playlist specifically for Lavi that goes "your blood is as good an ink as any" i'm lowkey going to start screaming

WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT WAIT WHAT????????

wait so it was two people? but i wasn't wrong when all along i said there were clear connection between Allen and the Bookman Apprentice i'm feeling insane HOLD ON

wait this is the first time we're seeing Lavi in so long i aM going to start crying what the FUCK

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH????????????

EVERYTHING IS GOING FINE

ALLEN OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

AAAAAAAAAaa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay so Past Bookman Apprentice is NOT Past!Allen but they were clearly close??? they were clearly BOTH helping with Nea???

So i was right on my reasoning i just didn't expect it was 2 different people but i'm feeling insane

and what about the Past!Apprentice having a scar on the same eye Lavi has his eyepatch on????

Bookman Senior doesn't seem to have anything about his eyes going on but it's fair to assume Past!Bookman Apprentice and Lavi have something uniting them together because of their eyes?

my brain is burning, if Past!Allen's body changed because of the tempering by Apocryphos like they mention, what if the same thing happened to the Past!Apprentice and he became Lavi? Would that be fucked up or what?

BUT GOD. GODDDDDDDDDDD.

I'VE BEEN REPEATING!!!!!! FOR YEARS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT AS SOON AS WE WERE DONE WITH ALLEN'S FLASHBACK WE WILL BE ROLLING ON THE BOOKMAN CLAN ARC

and while i didn't imagine them to be two different people i have been theorizing for about a DECADE about how Past!Allen and the Past!Bookman Apprentice were likely linked i'm going to cry i'm going to cry im

IM FEELING SO VINDICATED I. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM GOING TO CRY IM GOING TO CRY IM--

[sinisterspinster]

Welp I'm at 2/3rds point of reading Nona the Ninth, and that means all I can think is: oh my GOD oh my GOD OH my GOD oh MY GODDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH okay back to reading

[jawllines]

PLEASE PIRATE FIC. OH MY GOD. OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

YEAH OKAY!!!

[anonc0re]

Talk

Jasper and William both sit at the table. Jasper leans forward, outward of the booth. She rests her arms on the table.

"So? How do I get outta here?"

"Before that, I must tell you why you're here, alright-?"

"Fine." Jasper opens up the water bottle she got. "Let the yap session begin."

William inhales. "SO, me and one other person are currently gods. One died. Me, Jayden, and, uh... Joseph? Yeah, Joseph. Joseph ended up dying... Because of Jayden.

Jayden is... Not... That right in the head. Jayden then insisted that we should get a NEW Joseph, find a replacement, y'know? Jayden wanted to bring someone from the REAL WORLD though, and that is not good. But, she said she'll bring in someone that wasn't a good person in the real world, and that's where YOU come in."

Jasper slowly nods, slightly concerned.

"YOU decided to get crazy drunk after an argument with your husband. You drunk drove. Jayden then used his power to bring you here, so... yeah."

Jasper then thought for a second, seeming a bit freaked out because this is all her fault, but then gains a bit of composure before speaking.

"Okay, but... Do I look like I give a fuck? I don't care. How do I get OUT-!?" Jasper says a tad loudly.

That caught William a bit off guard. William cleared his throat.

"Ah, the catch is, you can't. Sorry. That fur, by the way, Jayden also did that to make you look like Joseph. Jayden was good friends with Joseph, till the whole murderous rampage thing."

"Oh my god. I am going to beat the everloving shit out of that Jayden guy. Oooohhhh my goddddddddddd"

"You can try. Doubt it'll work. Jayden barely visits anymore. Sorry to break the news to ya."

Jasper lets out a loooooooooong sigh. She's still determined though.

[pinkseas]

hiii aly pinkseas aka my dash's resident channah expert i need your opinions on orange trees by marina as a channah/ctinarose song in a post egg healing kind of era

a) your dashs resident channah expert 😳😳😳 im honored omg you flatter me

b) OHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDD okay i cant Listen listen yet (will update you when i do bc i bet its fucking gorgeous) BUT ITS SO GOOD THE LYRICS ARE PERFECT chasing happiness vs needing peace flo,wers in her hair oh ym GODDDDD no this is perfect this fits so well thank you So Much for introducing me to this im. okay ngl i dont have a channah playlist just the photosynthesis & tinarose playlists bc HEY hannah herself has the perfecr channah playlist. but as soon as im free i am Literally Going To Make A cHannah Playlist and this will be the first song in it. sorry if this is overenthusiastic i am very sleepy and i love music (and esp marina) sm LMAO but yes oh my god SUCH A GOOD SONG FOR CHANNAH AND CTINAROSE BOTH i owe you my life

[renegadeontherunn]

OH MY GOD OH YMG OD OH MY GOD OH MY GDO OH MY GOD O H MY GOD OH MY GOD OKAY I JUST LISTENED TO MAG 154 AND OH MY FUCKING GOD EVERYONE BE QUIET RIGHT NOW

I JUST

jon is SO FRANTIC AND DESPERATE AND THE WORDS ARE LITERALLY SPILLING OUT OF HIS MOUTH 

“you’re the first”

“why?”

WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK MARTIN GOD YOU’RE SO BLIND CAN’T YOU TELL THAT THE LONELY HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED YOU???? IF EITHER OF THEM ARE BLIND IT’S MARTIN HE’S NOT THE SAME HE CAN’T EVEN SEE HOW MUCH JON FUCKING LOVES HIM OH MY GOD

“because I trust you”

“I don’t want to do it alone”

“you and me”

HE SAYS IT TWICE HE SAYS IT TWICE--MAYBE IT’S WORTH IT, YOU AND ME, TOGETHER, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

“we could just leave”

“I could derail everything--we could derail everything”

HE’S NOT LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT MARTIN, HE’S LOOKING FOR YOU GOD YOU TWO ARE SO FUCKING STUPID 

“I can’t follow you on this one”

NO BC EVERYONE SHUT UP RIGHT NOW THIS--THIS IS WHAT GOT ME THE LONELY HAS ITS FUCKING TALONS IN MARTIN SO DEEP SO SUBTLY DEEP THAT HE’S JUST. GOD THIS IS SO PAINFUL I JUST--I CAN’T FOLLOW YOU ON THIS ONE

NO BC IT’S THE WAY THAT ELIAS TOLD MARTIN “and I know you’d do just about anything for him--and I don’t need to read your mind to know that one” AND NOW THIS THE LONELY AND I HAVE FUCKING BEEF NOW GET YOUR SLIPPERY, SLIMY, INVISIBLE, VILE, SICKENING LITTLE HANDS OFF MY BOY 

“the lonely’s really got you, hasn’t it?”

“you know, I think it always did”

MARTIN SOUNDS SO ANGRY AND CYNICAL AND BITTER AND JUST. JUST SO NOT MARTIN IT’S HORRIBLE I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HA--

“well, I’ll be here, if you ever do need me”

“I hope so”

BUT HE DOES. HE STILL HOPES SO HE DOESN’T WANT JON TO LEAVE BECAUSE IF JON LEAVES THEN HE REALLY IS ALONE BUT JON WOULDN’T LEAVE HIM THAT’S WHY HE WENT TO HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE IF HE’S GOING TO LEAVE HE’S DAMN WELL NOT STEPPING FOOT OUTSIDE THE INSTITUTE WITHOUT MARTIN BUT MARTIN CAN’T SEE THAT

“just don’t wait too long, okay? if you haven’t already”

OH MY GOD AGAIN HE’S LITERALLY BLURTING ALL THIS OUT HE’S SO FUCKING DESPERATE AND GOD I HATE IT HERE I HATE THIS STUPID PODCAST THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY I JUST WANT THEM TO BE OKAY JESUS FUCKGING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ALSO MARTIN SAID FUCK AND I. THAT IS ALL

[inkykeiji]

UPDATE ANON: I FOUND IT AND I AM ACTUALLY RIPPING MY HAIR OUT

[floralbfs]

i start school on monday KILL ME

[lesbianrobotwizard]

minor young justice season 4 episode 16 spoilers ~

OH MY FUCKING GOD MY BOY IS ALIVE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

DOOM PATROL GO TOTALLY IMPLIED HE WAS DEAD 😭 😭 😭 

AND THEN GARF WAS LISTING OFF PEOPLE WHO DIED AND I WAS LIKE 😢 BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE FORGOT CLIFF BUT HE’S FUCKING HERE HE’S HERE HE’S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAFHAJSFHJKASFHASGKJFSAGKJSADJGKAFS

OUT OF ALL THE YOUNG JUSTICE CHARACTERS WHO ARE DEAD I DIDN’T EXPECT CLIFF TO MAKE ME THIS HAPPY THAT HE’S ALIVE 

I love him your honour

he’s my fucking blorbo okay 

I've never used that word until now 

I am probably one of 3 people who got excited over this 

but damn if I didn’t pause the episode to make this post because none of my friends are caught up with young justice 

it does make sense that he survived cliff survives fucking everything I just didn’t expect it. 

[extreme-technicality]

Lmfao I’m about to go the fuck off

Okayy sO I’ve got this fuckin diversity training to do, right, presumably going through different scenarios of “associates” experiencing microaggressions at the hands of their coworkers. First off I’m fucking. It’s. It’s formatted like a goddamn streaming service for [Chain] TV. And this training is like. Supposed to be a goddamn store streaming service original series???? Which like. Whatever lmao I could go off but that’s just the tIP OF THE ICEBERG, it’s got a fucking “rating” cuz again. streaming service. This is a fucking mandated training im—

ANYWAY the rating is PS for Psychologically Safe!! Cuz it’s a ~place for associates to be themselves and take risks and make mistakes~

I said “presumably” in the first paragraph because I haven’t even gotten through the first scenario!! Cuz it’s a non-binary person getting misgendered!! Aka my Literal Actual Entire Workweek!!!!!

*deep fortifying breath*

So like it’s framed as very……..Oh we’re very inclusive, Oh the whole store already knows their pronouns, We all accept them for who they are, Some of us just mess up a bit and nobody corrects us in the moment! Obviously it happens within their hearing, like Literally right in front of them, and there’s like two people misgendering them and I’m like. Mm. ahA. A n y w a y.

Like they make a whole point of them feeling shitty!! The camera cuts to them looking upset and just!! Bdjfjjcjdjcndncbdc sCREAMS I KNOW ALL THISSS IM IN THIS VIDEO AND I DONT LIKE ITTTT

a👏ny👏way👏

Video cuts to the misgendering employee being confronted by a bystander AFTER THE FACTTT AFTER. THE. F A C T. HBEJJFHCHHDJCBDBHCB

okay okay okay I am c a l m

And she apologizes like immediately and both of these (presumably cis) women kinda pat themselves on the back????? For misgendering and letting it happen???????? GOD this sounds so stupid, I might just delete this in five minutes or whenever I finish Actually Getting Through This but hhhhhhhhhh biting chomping violence and maiming

And it’s all so STIFF like I get this is supposed to be ✨instructional✨ or whatever the fuck but like!!! People don’t talk like that!!!!!! And I just!!!!!

I have to fucking LAUGH cuz the other option is screaming and throwing things lmfao

OH WAIT IM CONTINUING LMAO

BITCH GOES “it’s really important that I get this right” IF IT WERE SO IMPORTANT YOUD CATCH YOURSELF IN THE MOMENT LMFAOOOOO

AND IF IT WERE IMPORTANT TO ANYONE ELSE THEYD INTERVENE IN THE MOMENT!!!!!

Ohhhh myyyyyy goddddddddddd now they’re going into how ✨brave✨ she was for bringing it up After The Fact and not saying SHIT in the MOMENT lmfao get out of my FACEEEEEEE

“What advice would you give associates who want to be an ally” LITERALLY SAY SOMETHING WHEN YOU SEE IT!!!!!!!! Someone misgenders your coworker in front of you???? CORRECT THEM RIGHT THEN AND THERE IMMMMMM

IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE DIRECT IT CAN BE SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS GENDERING THEM CORRECTLY!!!!! THE POINT IS NOT THE ✨COURAGE OF THE ALLY✨ HERE, THE POINT SHOULD BE HELPING THE PERSON ACTUALLY FUCKING FEEL LIKE THERES SOMEONE IN THEIR CORNER AT ALL TIMES!!!!! THATS WHAT SAFETY IS!!!!!!! F U C K!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jimimn]

HI ITS ME WHO'S NOT OVER JJK BLONDE SELFIE AND WILL NEVER BE -💫

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <33333333

HONESTLY ITS THE WAY YOH SAY SUCH NICE THINGS AND I DISAPPEAR FOR DAYS ON END BECAUSE INCONSISTENCY BLEEDS INTO EVERY CORNER OF MY LIFE FNEKALKD BUT I'M GETTING DONE WITH MY FIRST LEG OF EXAMS ON MONDAY SO YAY TO THAT!! OKAY I THINK WE'LL MOVE SLOWLY WITH BABY STEPS JUNGKOOK DROPPED SOME SELCAS JIMIN DROPPED SOME SELCAS IN THE WORDS OF THE LEGENDARY JEON JUNGKOOK ALL WE NEED NOW IS "together..BAM!" (THAT'S LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOMENTS EVER THE WAY HE SAYS IT 🤧)

YES IN THIS HOUSE WE SCREAM OVER JIMIN'S DISRESPECT HE IS THE PARAGON OF A MULTI-FACETED MAN THAT HAS US WRAPPED AROUND HIS FINGER. THE AUDACITY 😤

CHANEL X JIMIN LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN AND OMG THAT SELFIE THAT DROPPED?? SIR???? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?? I MEAN YES BH SAID LET'S DROP SELFIES IN BULK BUT THAT ONE PICTURE OF HIM IN BLACK(GREY? I DONT KNOW FHSKKAJF) WITH THE SHIRTS UNBUTTONED!!! THEM COLLARBONES ARE FREE AND THEY'RE THRIVING IN THE OPEN IN THAT ONE. ALSO HIS LIPS ARE SO PRETTY. OH GOD LITERALLY HE HAS THAT COCKY SMIRK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE KNOWS HE DOES HOT BOY SHIT LIKE SHUT UP OK YOU CANT DO THAT JAIL FOR U NDNSLSKAJJW

SUCH A FUCKING TEASE THATS RIGHT!! EVEN STRAIGHT MEN?? BRO LIKE HOW DO YOU HAVE ALL GENDERS JUST TRIPPING OVER THEMSELVES FOR YOU IT'S INSANE AND OMG MISS SHIVI HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ONE CLIP IN WHICH JIMIN HOLDS HIS GAZE WITH THESE MEN WHO LOOK AT HIM (i think it was bon voyage?) and when they cross each other he JUST SMIRKS AND RUNS HIS HAND THROUGH HIS HAIR LIKE YEAH OK ALEXA PLAY I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT. AND YES I'LL LISTEN TO EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY ANYTIME 💗💗

12PM KST IS THE HOLY HOUR I TELL YOU ALTHOUGH I REMEMBER WAITING THE NIGHT BEFORE BE CAME OUT WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO COME AND BH WAS JUST LIKE "yea...no" OMG THAT'S AWESOME YOUR COUSIN'S VISITING YOU

HHFJDOSO YEAH IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE THEY DID THE JUMP ALTHOUGHHHH I'M POSITIVE THEY'LL DO SMTH COOL LIKE THAT IN THEIR CONCERTS BECAUSE THEIR PERFORMANCE QUALITY IS JUST.. THROUGH THE ROOF IT'S CRAZY!! WHEN THE PERFORM WINGS?? LIKE HOLY SHIT NO CHOREO NO POSITIONS JUST BTS RUNNING AROUND THE STAGE MAKING THE CROWD GO FERAL I LOVE EVERY WINGS PERFORMANCE SO MUCH MY SEROTONIN LEVELS ARE ALWAYS AT A HIGH THEN. OOHH MY GODDD BS&T IS REALLY THAT BITCH!!!! WHO'S DOING IT LIKE HER TODAY NO ONE IS EXACTLY. AND NOOOO I TOTALLY GET IT WE THINK ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH THAT ACCIDENT HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON ME. IF ONLY YOU'D TOLD ME THEN IN 2016 THAT THAT ACCIDENT WAS THE START OF SO MANY I'D BE PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING THAT FOLLOWED (see: him basically stripping himself that one serendipity performance. holy shit.)

FOR REAL THO CHRISTMAS LOVE DROPPED OUT OF NOWHERE AND DO YOU REMEMBER JIMIN SAYINF uUH iM nOt wORkInG oN a SoLo SoNg aT ThE mOmEnT heHe LIKE ALL MEN DO IS LIE OK AT THIS POINT. BYE. YES TAEHYUNG DID WARN US BUT ARMYS (LIKE MYSELF) PUT THEIR CLOWN WIGS ON AND THOUGHT IT WAS KTH1 LMAO. OMG I HOPE YOU DON'T SLEEP THROUGH ANY OF THEIR UPCOMING SONG RELEASES BUT I'M SURE IT'S THE BEST FEELING TO WAKE UP TO CHECK YOUR NOTIFS AND SEE "Big Hit Labels" BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE FIREEE. DUDE SERIOUSLY I NEED JIMIN TO GO LIVE AGAIN (although we've been well fed by namjoon for now🤧😌💗) LIKE THAT ONE YT LIVE WHERE HE SAID "O...M...G" SHUT UP STOP BEING SO CUTE I'M DHJSWLIFJWKALS

LMAO OKAY YEAH THAT'S VALID YOUR BLOG THEME IS BASICALLY ✨jimin✨ AND I LOVE THAT IT REALLY GRAVITATED ME AND YOUR URL OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD YOUR BRAINNN 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

YES YES YES JIMIN IS SO PERFECT AND THE SOCK DOODLESSS 😭😭😭 oooo so when did you get into giffing? how did you start? BROOOOO YOUR URL'S ORIGIN STORY. I LOVE IT WOW YES IT'S DEFINITELY GOT THE REQUIRED ✨pazzaz✨

NOOO OMG THIS URL IS YOUR BRAND LIKE YOU'RE A LEGEND ON ARMYBLR I LOVE IT SO MUCH. BUT STILL!! IT'S YOUR CHOICE AT THE END 💖

OMG QUARANTINE DID IT'S ONE GOOD JOB AND GOT YOU INTO BANGTAN YAY. OMG YOU AND MISS LIFEGOESMON ARE FRIENDSS??? LEGENDS INTERACTING THIS IS SO COOL. LMAO THE PARADIGM SHIFT YOU MUST'VE FELT FROM LISTENING TO STAY GOLD (WHICH BTW THE MV...THE LITERAL CUTEST OH GOD THE LITTLE DOG AND JIMIN'S LITTLE SMILES DHSJAOWO) TO THEN GOING TO BST IN WHICH JIMIN IS BASICALLY STRIPPING AND JUNGKOOK IS UPSIDE DOWN LMAOOO. YES BS&T HAS EVERYONE HOOKED THE POWERRRR. YOU FALLING DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WITH YOUR FRIEND'S ASSISTANCE OH GOD THIS IS SO CUTE 💓 EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM 🥺🥺🥺

AAAAH OKAY MY STORY ISN'T AS INTERESTING AS YOURS IS BUT IN 2016 BASICALLY ALL I KNEW OF KPOP WAS GANGNAM STYLE AND WASNT WILLING TO CUANGE THAT PERCEPTION (FOOL BEHAVIOUR I TELL YOU) AND WAS TOO BUSY OBSESSING OVER ONE DIRECTION'S REUNION AND SO ONE NIGHT (THE NIGHT BEFORE JIMIN'S BIRTHDAY 🤧🤧) I JUST STUMBLED UPON THEIR BS&T TEARS MV AND I HEARD IT AND I WAS LIKE OMG!! THIS IS THAT SUPER ADDICTIVE SONG THAT I'D HEARD SOMEWHERE AND IT JUST SPIRALLED FROM THERE I REMEMBER SEEING JIMIN AND BEING LIKE 👀👀👀👀 WHO IS HE I LIKE HIM AND JUST HIS AURA DREW ME IN SOOO MUCH AND WHEN I WAS GETTING INTO THEM I REMEMBER WRITING THEIR NAMES IN MY NOTES TO SEE IF I COULD REMEMBER 🤧 AND I STILL HAVE THAT NOTE FROM 4+ YEARS AGO 💓 AND YEAH BASICALLY SEEING THEM DO ALL THE MUSIC SHOWS AND STUFF AT THE TIME WAS SO COOOL AND MIND YOU BH DIDN'T HAVE SUBS FOR BANGTAN BOMBS THEN SO WENT ON THESE SKETCHY DAILYMOTION TYPE SITES LOOKING FOR ALL THE CONTENT I COULD CHURN OUT LMAO

AND YES!! COURTESY OF YOU I DID WATCH SOME RUN EPS!! I WATCHED THEIR CANADA ONES SPEAKING OF WHICH I LOOOVE THAT PART WHERE THEY'RE DOING THAT SONG GUESSING THING IN THE MORNING AND JIMIN SAYS "are you cold?" 🥺🥺 TO TAE AND HUGS HIM URRHRHEHSJSJSH AND I ALSO SAW THE ONES WITH THE PUPPIES GODDDDD I LOVE THE PUPPIES ONE SO MUCH LITERALLY JUNGKOOK AND HIS DOG (MIRI?) OH MY GOD THAT LIL FLUFFER AND ADAM IS MY ICON WITH HOW HE JUST DID HIS OWN THING LMAO.

BUT ANYWAY!! DO YOU HAVE A FAVE ERA?? LIKE DO YOU EVER LOOK AT THEM AND GO "Damn I wish I was a fan then" BECAUSE HONESTLY I WISH I HAD STANNED THEM IN THEIR DOPE ERA BUT I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE SURVIVED JIMIN THEN DHKSOWID-💫

FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME!!!!!!! ITS OKAY!!!!!!!! I TOTALLY TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!!!!! AND YAYYYYY CONGRATS I HOPE THE FIRST LEG OF EXAMS WENT WELL <333333 AND OH MY GOD you’re gonna make me cry with the together baam goddddddd same one of my fave moments and jimin’s giggles after that 😭😭😭😭 my babies <3 :((((

that..... black suit selca....... that opened button...... like open one more dear sir who’s stopping you... just do it <33333 YEAH he totally needs to shut up with his i know im hot side it just kills me every single time 😭😭😭😭😭

LISTEN THAT BV3 MOMENT  S H O O K  ME OKAY????? THOSE GUYS LOOKED AT HIM AND HE WAS SO FUCKING SMUG ABOUT IT (AND HE SHOULD BE) AND THE WAY HE LICKED HIS LIPS AND RAN HIS HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR????? LIKE HE KNOWS HE HAS EVERY SINGLE PERSON; NO MATTER WHAT GENDER; WRAPPED AROUND HIS LIL PINKY LIKE THAT???????

OH MY GOD ME TOO I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE THE WINGS STAGE AND WATCHING THEM HAVE SO MUCH FUN IS JUST SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I ALSO ABSOLUTELY LOVVVEEE THEIR ENERGY DURING THE SY TOUR MEDLEY WITH IDOL AND BAEPSAE AND FIRE AND DOPE ZSXDFGFCHGVJBHJN THEY JUST LOSE THEMSELVES IN THE CROWD AND THE MUSIC AND ITS JUST SO FUCKING SURREAL TO WATCH HOW MUCH THEY ENJOY DOING WHAT THEY DO!!!!! kinda makes me want to find that happiness and passion in whatever i do in my professional life <3 and LISTEN jimin said the break the soul commentary THAT HE COULD DO SERENDIPITY SHIRTLESS TOO. THE AUDACITY. HE SAID THAT WITH HIS WHOLE CHEST. 

YOU KNWO WHAT I THINK JIMIN WON’T GIVE US A HINT BEFORE DROPPING PJM1. HE’LL JUST DROP IT ONE FINE DAY OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE HE DROPPED PROMISE AND CHRISTMAS LOVE (i wasn’t here when he dropped promise but i read that on twitter sdfghjkl) AND NO PLS NO I DO N O T WANT TO SLEEP THROUGH JJK1 OR KTH1 OR PJM1 OR KSJ1 OR NAMGI MIXTAPE 3 OR HOBI MIXTAPE 2 OR ANYTHING BASICALLY YOU GET IT i had slept through dynamite cb because i had NO CLUE that they were gonna drop it at 1pm kst rather than 12 am kst. i was under the impression that since they dropped all the teaser pictures and the teaser itself as 12 am kst, the mv will drop at 12 am kst too. and I woke up like two hours after the mv dropped (which was almost noon my time) and i felt like A FUCKING FOOL AND I JUST 😭😭😭😭 NEVER WANT TO FEEL LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN 😭😭😭 

AND YES BABIE NEEDS TO COME LIVE SOON PLS I MISS HIM SO FUCKING MUCH :((((( AND HIS O...M.....G HAD MADE ME FUCKING SOBBBBBBBBBBB his yt live god he looked sooooooo fluffy with his hair and his tiny hands and his puppy eyes and soft voice im just so 😭😭😭😭😭😭

NO NONNONONONO PLEASE IM NO LEGEND DON’T SAY THAT IM EMBARRASSED im just a normal fangirl who makes okayish gifs 😭😭 and ok yes so i started giffing LONNNGGGGGG time back on a different public fan forum from my country but i never knew the right process and stuff so obviously the gifs were shitty lmao BUT ANYWAY i got into gifmaking PROPERLY this in july last year and obviously struggled a lot in the beginning because i didn’t know shit about colouring and stuff lmao but i kept practicing and even though im not perfect rn i do think that i got better. i love giffing tho. its such a nice creative outlet and whenever i gif the boys it brings me so much happiness :( <33

AND YES ASDFGHJKL ME AND HER ARE FRIENDS SINCE A VERY LONG TIME SDFGHJK LIKE LONG BEFORE BOTH OF US GOT INTO BTS SDFGHJ and ah yes the whiplash lmaooooooo and you’re right god the stay gold mv is SO FUCKING PRETTY THE COLOURS IN THAT ENTIRE MV HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND JIMIN AND TAE AND JOON WITH THE DOGGO JUST EVERYTHING SDFGHJK <3333333 AND BS&T DUDE I GIFFED THE MV YESTERDAY AND IM 💀💀💀💀💀 (like i just giffed jimin from the mv but i did watch the whole thing 5647589 times <333333) AND GUESS WHAT!!!!!! I WAS A LILLY SINGH FAN (IDK IF YOU KNOW HER SHE’S A YOUTUBER) BACK IN 2016 AND PEOPLE BACK THEN HAD REQUESTED HER TO REACT TO BS&T MV AND I HAD WATCHED HER REACTION VIDEO AND (although it didn’t stick with me back then because i was a fucking fool) I DID SOMEHOW REMEMBERED THE JIN AND STATUE KISSING MOMENT AND WHEN IN 2020 I SAW THE MV AND SAW THE KISSING MOMENT MY BRAIN JUST!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT I HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE SOMEWHERE AND THEN I REMEMBERED I HAD SEEN THIS IN THE REACTION VIDEO LMAOOOOO i wish i hadn’t been a fool and gotten into them back then :((((

AH NO OMG YOUR STORY IS SOOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEEE ATLEAST YOU WEREN’T A FOOL LIKE ME TO NOT GET ATTRACTED TO BS&T THE FIRST TIME OF SEEING IT!!!! I WANNA HIT MY 2016 SELF LIKE DAMN YOU YOU FOOLISH ASSHOLE AND yes omg how did y’all do the subs thing damnnnnn i can’t imagine

AND YES THE CANADA RUN EPIS ARE LOOOVVVEEEE and that vmin moment plsssssss i cry everytime 😭😭😭😭😭 it is just so soft and innocent and tae’s little smile after jimin just turns around and hugs him 😔😔😔😔 i love soulmates 😔😔😔😔 AND MIRI YES OMG EVERYONE WAS SO IMPRESSED BY THE LITTLE CUTIE AND THE WAY JUNGKOOK JUST KEPT ADORING HER THROUGHOUT MADE ME SO SO SOFTTTT and bro adam is me. i am like that. lazy and un-motivated AF. although if i were a dog and jin were to be my owner i would listen to him so well and jump on him every chance i’d get 😌😌😌

GOD YES RED HAIR DOPE ERA JIMIN 💀 BABIE BUT MAKE IT SEXY 🥵🥵 AND OMG YESDGFHG MY FAVE ERA IS HYYH. ORANGE HAIRED JIMIN. PLS. HE’S EVERYTHING. I WISH I HAD GOTTEN INTO THEM DURING THAT. LIKE THAT ERA IS ..... SOMEHOW SO FUCKING WILD AND STILL SO ASSURING AND CALMING ????? KEEPS ME ROOTED LIKE IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN DFGHJKL AND WINGS TOO DAMN I WISH I WAS HERE TO LIVE ALL THOSE AMAZING ERAS. but even though i wish i had gotten into them earlier... i think i found them when i needed them the most. I was going through a very difficult time last year and they somehow they made me feel so fucking safe and at home that the connection was instant. honestly i’ve never stanned or felt a connection with any celebrity as strong as the one i feel with bangtan. its like... they don’t know i exist but they still know EXACTLY what im feeling and what to say or do at that time to make me feel comforted. Its weird god but its true :((( SORRY I GOT EMO I JUST LOVE THEM A LOT SDFGHJKL

[faunusrights]

OFFAL HUNT REMASTERED LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 19

IN THIS EPISODE OF MURPHY IS SCREAMING, CONSTANTLY, TRAPPED IN THEIR PERFECT NIGHTMARE:

Glynda was saying: “I know we aren’t friends. I know we aren’t partners. I know you’re a criminal. But—I think I can trust you. I think I have to trust you, even if you’ve done awful things before.”

EVERYTHING GOES WRONG BUT LIKE SOMEHOW WORSE THAN EVER? LIKE A WHOLE NEW BRAND OF LOW. LIKE CINDER’S GOT A PICKAXE AND THE CENTRE OF THE PLANET CALLS FOR AID.

IT’S BEEN A WHILE HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but dw offal hunt, like the rising of the sun, the arrival of winter, and the eventual downfall of capitalism, always returns. so lets go.

(i just quickly reread chapter 18 liveblog to remember what happened and Ah Yes I Remember Now. The Suppressed Memories)

The place was emptier without Glynda. Quieter.

/gunshot oh we’re in danger right out of the gate huh? we got some yearning right out here? right now? how quickly the turn do tables.

Cinder appraised her work, holding the beige coat up to the light and squinting.

man i forgot. i FORGET. how much i just love cinder in this fic. sometimes she kinda zones to the back of my mind where she sits waiting for me to start thinking about her again, but now i remember that this cinder is Peaque. look at her GO, minding her own BUSINESS. im proud of her. does she know i love her.

It didn’t take long to don her new, fire-proofed clothes.

in another world, in a more comical plot, she used asbestos. it didnt go well.

The subtle warmth of the Dust teased tension from Cinder’s stiff muscles, even as she marvelled at the strangeness of her own bedroom’s space. It seemed bigger now than it had the last two nights.

h

She chose not to dwell on it.

h

i choose to dwell on it! ME!!!! I CHOOSE TO DWELL ON IT. HEY CINDER WHAT THIS GAY SHIT. hello. ma’am. can we look deeper into this. i, for one, would like to, and i, for one, think its of value to think abt this. that said, small segue

Quietly, Cinder murmured, “I didn’t freak out.”

THE FACT SHE SAYS IT ALOUD LIKE EM AND MERC CAN HEEEEEEAR HEEEEEEEER i am. INFATUATED with this family. cant wait for the 100k spinoff thats basically an elongated beach episode where they go to like. alton towers. or butlins. six flags??? thats a thing in america right??? anyway. beach episode. call me. (wink wink nudge nudge push push shove shove)

 We had to stop back in because Merc left his favorite binder, and it was 2 in the morning, so it was easier to crash here for the night than mess with the ship’s autopilot.

them,,, THEM!!!! mercury is just a son and childe. thast it. he canot change this. i love these kids so much i am SHAKING THE MONITOR RN!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA

Stuck here in one of the homes they’d shared, Cinder missed them terribly. Missed the sound of their voices and the easy comfort of their presence. Finding the time to contact them had been difficult, between managing Glynda and Hati both, but Glynda was gone, and she’d sent Hati onwards to Atlas. She remembered her call with Emerald, before arriving in Umbraroot; she knew it had not soothed her or her fears.

im sorry was this chapter targeted at me, specifically, as a human being on planet earth? GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS FAMILY!!!!!!!!! THIS WONKY OLD BANDAGED UP FAMILY UNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thrive every time they are mentioned on the page. it is a blessing. my succulents grow stronger each time they show up.

“No,” Cinder argued softly, “I had to. Mercury, you deserve to hear it from me as well. I am sorry. And I am promising you: I’ll come back.”

For a long, heart-wrenching moment, he was completely quiet. It was good that Cinder was alone in the apartment; laying herself bare like this would be unbearable with an audience.

GODDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i am OBSESSED WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT THIS UNTIL I D I E. of all thing the remaster does better than og, this is just. SPEEDING AHEAD. this whole CONFLICT this whole MESS just makes everything so much RICHER its like when u splash some wine in yr fancy food or stick some cinnamon on yr favourite desserts u dont NEED TO but it adds that lil SOMETHING,,, that little KICK that just ties the flavour profile together and in this case ofgughugguhu it just GIVES SO MUCH. im making SNOW ANGELS in the WORDS on the PAGE.

“Mercury. If I could prove it to you, I would. But you have to—trust me. For just a while longer.”

“It’s getting harder,” he said. He didn’t sound like he was lying just to hurt her. That wasn’t spite. That was honest anger. And it made her feel like dirt.

im less picking these for specific instances of like, things i want to say, but more just because bits of this r rly just so /chef kiss. cinder has these.... endearingly (take that whichever way u like) human qualities in OG to rly make u realise she had ties to add to her #Doubt but the remaster is just AMPING it up and u FEEL IT and ive never been more SYMPATHETIC to a round-faced sinnamon bun of assholery and fire id DIE for cinder fall and this is a fact PUT IT ON MY GRAVESTONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Is there anything you need?” What was this? Cinder could barely focus on her words. It felt like... “Anything? At all?”

“We’re fine.”

“Mercury, wait please—” She was losing him. “I think—”

“Just hurry up.”

The line went dead.

this place is not a place of honor.................. no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here........................ nothing valued is here................ IM DYING

Cinder began to type out her response, and that was when the nausea really kicked in. 

[...] 

She recognized this now.

Glynda.

stress stress stress stress STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

There shouldn’t be anybody. Cinder had done everything in her power to cut Glynda from people who would interfere. To isolate her. Make it easier to bring her to Atlas, to the frozen north, to her mother and the machine…

Cinder’s esophagus quivered; furiously, she shut her eyes and thought of nothing.

god cinder don’t remind me that you’re an asshole and dipshit and also a moron im trying to be NICE and CARE ABT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP REMINDING ME YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The front door clicked open.

Cinder couldn’t have said how much time had passed, only that it had passed slowly. What she did know was that it was Glynda returning, the sensation of boils bursting wafting off her soul. It crawled over Cinder’s flesh. She curled in on herself.

There were mites under every nailbed. Salt in her weeping mouth.

offal hunt’s brilliant use of this horror aspect is something i have tried previously to emulate and here’s a fact, take it from me: that shit is HARD. offal hunt consistently able to whack those real nasty, really Disgusting vibes on the head EVERY TIME is a work of art. i mean, kc and diesel do not fuck around, and therefore i am NOT surprised, but it’s only when u try this shit yourself that you realise: this is hard! this is difficult! it’s a huge testament to how GOOD this fic is in every way. also this whole fucking body horror aspect is something i didnt know this fic needed, but it did, and here we are. 

Thickly: “Things were going okay. If you hadn’t gotten nasty, I might have smoothed things over. I could have fixed things with my son.”

with my son

with my son

with my son

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT TAKE IT EVERY TIME ITS TOO MUCH FOR TO BEAR I CANNOT HANDLE IT I CANNOT STAND IT ITS LIKE BEING SHOT JUST DIRECTLY IN MY DICK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im like sweating rn

Glynda said, “I’m scared.”

“Why?”

“I don’t want to tell you.”

I SAID IM SWEATING

Glynda asked, “Are you lying to me?”

And Cinder said, “What?”

“About me. About Witches. About Ozpin—” Cinder’s guts went sour. “—About anything. I need to know if I can trust you.”

I SAID I! AM! S W E A T I N G

“I know you’ve lied to people. Hurt people.”

Adrenaline and the image of her kids’ faces behind her eyes made a potent, sick cocktail. “—Not. Now.”

so lets like double back to when i said hey was this chapter written to target me specifically and as it turns out, yes. yes it was. yes it was and as MUCH AS I AM LIVING FOR THIS MOMENT THIS SWEET BUILDUP THE EXPLOSION AND THE CRATER IT ALL LEAVES BEHIND

I

AM

so this next bit is like. i cant really quote one section but as i was saying in Vague DMs, this whole bit feels like wading through mud. usually if you say something consumes energy to Read it’s in a Bad Way when yr bored but this is more like. you Feel cinder all over everything feels so sluggish and it’s like dragging your own corpse around as you try and leave and you’re TIRED and your LEGS HURT and you’re kinda thinking god what if i just fell face down for just a moment of my LIFE.

The putrid weight of Glynda’s soul filled the room until there was no space left for her.

it’s like being trapped in a sauna, like getting stuck in a humid waiting room. where do you GO. what do you DO. god this whole section is fantastic and offal hunt NEVER fails to fucking nail the Vibes but reading it is HARD. i literally keep having to stop and breathe like ive been holding my breath. jesus h christ.

a small intermission for a mood:

“Get fucked.”

back to regularly scheduled hell

Out of the bedroom. Down the hall. The walls were sweating with heat. She tasted smoke. 

i love that i just said how i feel like im trapped in a sauna and it turns out: thats because me and cinder both, baybee!!!! hahahaha help

Glynda’s soul chewed her to the marrow. “Move, Glynda.” 

cinder being hunted at the start of this fic: teehee! im running away! now im gonna getcha! heehee! arent i clever :) cinder being hunted now: this uh. this blows, actually,

Cinder’s pulse roared in her ears. Her hands twitched. She smelled Ochre Brown’s round face melting off. His wide smile shattered with each of his teeth, going black and popping like corn.

this chapter is probably my favourite so far for this blending of so many elements. i cant even begin to like. THINK STRAIGHT about how all of this is tying together. the lore. the THEMATICS. like i said this character rly is just Rich with what og lacked and oh is it RICH. im gonna read this chapter in future and see so much that i know ive already missed. holy shit.

“Ms. Fall,” she said. “The White Fang requires your presence immediately.”

NOT NOW

Cinder stood there looking at it for a moment. Her thoughts were slow. Copper-tinged. Something small and indulgent whispered to her through the blood-fog.

It was obvious enough what would happen if she got into this car. The driver would take her to a secluded place, where she would be ambushed by a squadron of battle-hungry White Fang grunts.

They’d try to take her down. And she was a killer, wasn’t she? Ochre Brown wailed in her ears with every thump of her runaway heart. Her hands itched for action; her teeth, for blood.

She’d burn them black.

never mind! you are already dead,

She thought about Glynda. About her saying that if there was trouble with the Fang, she wanted to come. That she would fight for Cinder.

She thought of Glynda’s question: What aren’t you telling me about Ochre Brown?

Yeah, fuck that.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE MOMENTOUSLY: WHAT A CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is EASILY my favourite chapter so far. EASILY. everything about this was peak offal. the relationships. the dynamics. the dialogue. the vibes. the Grossness. the fighting. the EVERYTHING. this is some other level and its BITCHIN. PEAK. that said im now very tired. im going to have a cup of tea and Consider Things for a few hours. brb.

[c-is-for-circinate]

Oh God. Oh no. Last time he was on Talks (?) Taliesin said he now has *two* backups ready. If you’re right, and I’m terrified that you are, that means Ophelia, yes, and (I assume) Claudius. REAL curious to know which would be queued up first.

Goddddddddddd, I mean, I’m assuming that post was at least somewhat a joke and Taliesin isn’t actually playing his way through Hamlet on purpose but who even knows?

He could do Laertes (responsible older son who went away for a bit and came back to find disaster--although Laertes is Hamlet’s shadow, he’s yet another blind revenge tragedy trying to avenge his father, so maybe he already has).  He could do Horatio (mildly sensible best friend who’s spent a lot of time studying and seems largely okay as a person and just gets increasingly worried and horrified at everything).  He could do fucking Gertrude.  He could skip straight ahead to ‘Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead’, the play which is in my opinion the single best legacy ‘Hamlet’ has ever given unto the world.  (To be fair, every episode of a D&D game is a little bit ‘Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead’.)

Mostly that post just speaks to me because I’m so delighted by the mental image of Molly as the player king, full love, blood, and rhetoric, all three concurrent or consecutive.  It is a very good parallel and I’m so pleased that person spotted it.