#OLIVER WTF

[alterkishi]

OLIVER. HOW. SERIOUSLY. HOW THE HELL?????

[ayo-edebiri]

#They love Buck so much I'm crying 🥹

[kingkatsuki]

Do your blorbos ever look at each other inside your blorbo mansion and wonder “what the fuck is that guy doing here?”

[toytle]

hello dc community, i finally have merch ideas i can offer 🤲

littlest pet superheroes,,,

[911-alsaurus]

wait wait wait. wait. this is all happening so fast lmao weren't we JUST a few weeks ago wondering what the hell Ryan and Oliver were smoking doing all that press and saying all that and looking like that? and now we're five episodes in and Buck is canon bi dating a man and Eddie was gonna be queer first but now they're doing a literal gay Catholic repression arc instead? and buddie is definitely fucking happening and we're watching it slow burn literally like for real right in front of us and people are doing interviews about it? YOU GUYS ARE SEEING THIS RIGHT? ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING SEEING THIS?????

[thebuckandeddiething]

Sooo, I still haven't moved on from Ryan "loves him to the core" Guzman and now I have to deal with Oliver "Buddie wedding season 10?" Stark???

Excuse me but what alternate reality is this shit...

[buckstitslover118]

Buck's pants are too short

Eddie's are too long

THEY'RE WEARING EACHOTHER'S FUCKING PANTS

[lonelychicago]

i miss them 🥺

[mlmarint]

not me actually thinking eddie was REALLY JUST dreaming

like i was absolutely SHOCKED when marisol and chris walked in. I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE THE EPISODE TO PROCESS THAT SCENE LIKE AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION THAT HAPPENED????

not even for a SECOND i thought kim would could actually change her hair and pretend to be like what??? a ghost of a mans dead wife,????she met him like a week ago??

the level of insanity that this plot is like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

this is it

this might be the end of my eddie apologist era

[island-in-the-shadows]

Me here realising that Oliver was born 9 months after Felix. You know, 9 months...as if he had been made and born for Felix. Because he just never existed in a world without Felix...until his 20th birthday.

You know...girly things that make you want to die.

[sillymille]

The fact that we got confirmation that Shannon was not only the first girl Eddie dated but also slept with is simultaneously unsurprising but surprising that we got confirmation of in canon.

Like, in the same episode, we got Eddie confirming that and saying he has a gift for making women unaroused is either Buddie confirmation or the writers trolling us. Regardless, I'm gonna be here like 🤡🎈

[sunglassesmish]

😭😭😭

[endlich-allein]

I was not ready for that 🤣 RCF Arena, Reggio Emilia, 21-07-2024

"Well, that took an unexpected turn... When Till Lindemann came to attack Oliver Riedel's legs, Oliver decided to use a totally different approach. It is difficult to say who won, though. Perhaps a tie?" @ kidarctica / @ oliverriedel_unofficial

[lecoindecachou]

From this Hollywood Reporter interview.

[goofalicousgooberface]

Thinking about Farleigh and Oliver. About how Farleigh was the only one who could see through most of Oliver’s tricks because he’s the same kind of animal. They’re both the people pleasers of Saltburn. They’re the only ones who have to put on a show to be allowed to stay. But Oliver doesn’t confide in him for that. Because at his core I think he’s scared of genuine human connection. I think he’s afraid that if he acts like himself, people will leave. He’s always putting on an act, he’s been doing it for as long as he can remember. Because he never wants to disappoint. Maybe if Farleigh woke up while Oliver was making that text, they could’ve had a moment that was real. Farleigh waking to the blueish illumination of a phone screen, asking ‘what are you doing’. Oliver doesn’t have an answer. But Farleigh keeps pressing, until he gets one (or rather assumes one). It’s instant, his reaction. A barrage of ‘what the fuck is wrong with you’ and ‘why do they make Olivers so psychotic in that fucking factory’. But everyone is sleeping, and he has to keep his words hushed to keep it that way. Oliver’s only reply is ‘I don’t know’. It’s frustrating, but eventually Farleigh just turns over and tries to sleep with his phone clutched tightly. It’s too late for this bullshit. Oliver just stares with his eyes wide. Farleigh cracks one of his own open, asking (less angrily after he’s had a chance to cool down) ‘why’. And again, Oliver doesn’t have an answer to give. He’s just ‘I needed to’. And then something something Oliver tells Farleigh about his lack of identity in a moment of sleep deprived weakness and Farleigh sees himself in Oliver’s story yada yada and then they cuddle

A wee bit gay I believe (just one chance 4 either of them JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE.)

[catdadeddie]

Ryan and Oliver were filming this the day that Kenny did that live, and they were all being silly 🥺