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fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty · 1 year

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just watched knock at the cabin aka the movie with bautista and jonathan groff and adult ronald weasley and all i can say is

NATM Jedtavius Knock At The Cabin AU. Octavius as Eric. Jedediah as Andrew. Julia as Wen. The old nightguards can be Leonard/Redmond/Adriane/Sabrina or Kah, Al, Ivan, and Napoleon.

So like KATC AU when

(spoilers in tags and a long ass rant in tags too so)

#no bc that movie was so good #hello like we got jonathan groff aka king george #we got WWE as an actor #and we got RON WEASLEY #AND WE GOT MOTHERFUCKING PLOT TWIST THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY TRUE AND THE FOUR WEREN'T DELUSIONAL #I EXPECTED A HAPPY ENDING BECAUSE NO MOVIES SEEM TO GO INTO THE DARK ROUTE #BUT NO BITCH. NO. NO BITCH WE GOT ONE DEAD.#WE GOT THE GAY DEATH SCENE AND HONESTLY?#ICONIC #WE GOT BAUTISTA BEING FUCKING INDESTRUCTIBLE #BRO ONLY DIED BECAUSE HE KILLED HIMSELF #OTHERWISE? BAUTISTA MORE LIKE BRICKWALLTISTA #GOD DAMN 😭💪#I MEANT TWO SOBBING EMOJIS BUT SAME THING #I ACTUALLY LIKED REDMOND #IDK WHY #MAYBE BC WE SHARE REDHEAD GENES 💪💪#OR BC HE LOOKED LIKE DUMB POOR MEOW MEOW BASTARD MAN AND I LIKED IT #HE LOOKED LIKE A PATHETIC MESS TBH RELATABLE #THEY'RE GON NEED THERAPYYYYYYY #I WANT MY FIX IT FOUND FAMILY TRAUMA FIC RN #GIVE ME IT RN #THERAPY AU #THERAPY AU RN WHEN #WHEN #BTICH IM GOING INSANE OVER THEM???#IF THERES NO FIC ILL RIOT #knock at the cabin #I C O N I C #jedtavius

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