Van Helsing: Friend John, its becoming more apparent that Madam Mina is getting more inhuman with each passing day. Tonight I want you to help me test her hypnosis further. But please keep this a secret from Mr. Harker, in case we may have to *whispers* ill-kay his ife-way.
Jack: Huh? I didn't understand that last part, Professor.
Van Helsing: *whispers* I said we may have to ill-kay his ife-way.
Jack: You know I don't speak Dutch. Just say it in English!
Van Helsing: I SAID WE MAY HAVE TO KILL HIS-
Jonathan: *enters the room, still holding his knife* Hey guys. Awful lot of whispering and yelling going on in here. What are you two doing?
Van Helsing: *visibly nervous* Nothing! Friend John and I are simply having a casual, very unimportant conversation.
Jack: Oh, I get it now! You were saying we may have to kill-
Van Helsing: *violently slaps his hand over Jack's mouth* TIME!!! KILL THE TIME!!! You're absolutely right Friend John!!! Conversations are the perfect way to kill the time as we wait for the Czarina Catherine's arrival!!
Jonathan: *suspicious glaring*
Van Helsing: *whispers harshly* Ut up-shay about the an-play in front of arker-Hay, or he'll it-slay our oats-thray with his ife-knay!
Jonathan: What was that about the an-play?
Van Helsing: Nothing! I was just telling an old Dutchman joke! *loud forced laughter*
Jack: We're definitely not planning to do something to your wife behind your back!
Both: *nervous sweating with forced smiles*
Jonathan:.. Okay? Well, I'm going to go check on Mina now. My wife, whom I love more than God Himself. Whom I am willing to die or kill for at any moment's notice. You two continue your chat.
Van Helsing: Ok, thanks! Goodbye now, Friend Jonathan!
Jonathan: *leaves*
Jack: So just to clarify, you did mean to say that we may have to kill his wife right?
Who’s Going To See The Fnaf Movie This Weekend, And How Are You Dressing? I’m Asking Because I Plan On Seeing It In Theaters Sometime Within The Next Week/Week And A Half And Wanted To Know Other People’s Plans.
I’d Go Friday, But I’m Afraid There’ll Be A Ton Of Children There…
in honor of the fnaf movie and also todays cringetober !!!!!! Watched it rn!!!! Love love loved it sm!!! Don't go in expecting the scariest movie in the universe!!! Expect a good fnaf movie !!!! :3
IT'S ALMOST HEREEEEEEE!!!!! THE ONE AND ONLY FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS COMING OUT BITCHES AND THE ONE AN ONLY CORYXKENSHIN IS IN THE DAMN MOVIE THE ANKLE BREAKER IS IN THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aughhhhhhh i wannafuck him soo bad but i wanna warm up to it for hours i wanna cum more than i’ve ever cum i wanna sit on his face and let him eat me out i wanna hear him sucking on my clit and i wanna see my juices all over his face and i wanna kiss him and taste everything on his lips and i wanna eat his pussy soooo bad and sit there for hours as he cums in my mouth i wanna memorize his pussy if i could eat him out all day i would fall asleep eating him i wanna push him down into the mattress ass up and tease him until his pussy is dripping and making a mess everywhere and eat him out until he’s a whimpering mess begging me to fuck him and begging for my dick and when he begs me enough to earn it i’ll fuck him so hard he can’t speak i wanna fuck him begging and fuck him unconscious i want him unable to do anything but drool and whimper i want to cum in his pussy and just fuck him over and over until he loses control of himself and [redacted] everywhere and i wanna see cum dripping down his thighs i want everything in the room covered in his mess