#Oedipus-jokes

[restlesschilled]

Yeah sorry about your boyfriend… turns out he’s actually your son you thought you had killed 2 decades ago. Oh yeah he also killed your late husband… yeah the oracle was right

[unsolved-marionette]

Oh look its gravity falls surely im not going to fall headfirst into obsession again. WRONG. GAS LEAK.

[imhereformysciencefriends]

Look, I don't think Laios's advisors would be pushing him to have kids. I just don't. Heirs cannot be as big of an issue when most of his advisors were imported into this brand new country anyway and besides!! The Oracle already predicted that the son of Laius would kill him

[rocksanddeadflowers]

Here Mechanisms fans I made a couple really bad memes enjoy!!

[jumioxox]

drdttober day thirteen - greek mythology

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Oedipus: Oracle, what's going to happen to me?

Oracle: you're going to kill your father and marry joe.

Oedipus: who's Joe?

[alexjcrowley]

Saying Swiss Army Man is about gay necrophilia is like saying Oedipus Rex is about a guy who fucks his mom. You're only technically correct.

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

Jaskier: what do you call a motherfucker raised by wolves?

Geralt: *sigh*

Geralt: Lambert?

Jaskier: Oedipus Furry!

[rainbowpopeworld]

[jimmysownworld]

a t-shirt that says mother fucker in flaming letters with pictures of oedipus

[maidenofthecloud]

Here's a crack thought about shadowpeach

I have seen many theories where SWK accidentally creates macaque or macaque is literally his shadow, therefore macaque is a creation or extension of sun wukong himself

That if they turn out to be true

Which would mean that they are technically family

We could say they are like brothers at best and the shadowpeach could not exist

But what if the macaque develops a rare type of Oedipus complex towards sun wukong?

[trashlord-watson]

somehow tricked the german teacher into thinking i was better at german than the level i was in

no ma'am i'm sorry but i really suck

[that-one-chaotic-npc]

Stepped on a bee, I guess you could call me Oedipus

@gender-is-a-scam plz tell me you get it

[enbyleighlines]

Re: my last reblog

How many people know why we call people who are very particular about certain things “anal”? And for those of you who don’t, where do you think it came from?

[lilium-in-blue]

Would love if instead of 80s Rockstar Lestat S3 had Electra Heart Lestat. He was huge but only on Tumblr.

[maydayhall]

According to Chemistry EtOH(alcohol) is a Solution

I should add modern maenads to the Wine Cult Gay Bar in my game