#PAPPY MCPOYLE

[irenic-raccoon]

It's Always Smoshy in Philadelphia

[dougielombax]

Easily one of the LOUDEST paintings I have ever seen.

[nailgunstigmata]

every day without canon macden i gain another obscure dennis ship. this is a threat rcg. pappy mcpoyle is off the forbidden list now and theres only so many characters to work through

[miss-morland]

PAPPY MCPOYLE IS GUILLERMO DEL TORO???????

[nightcrawlerzincorporated]

More iasip recurring characters for future data collection drives: the lawyer, donovan mcnabb, pepper jack, uncle jack, hwang, the twins' pop-pop, da maniac, old black man, gladys, rex, jackie denardo, pappy mcpoyle, fake bruce mathis, ben the soldier, the old man dee fucked from the korean restaurant, schmitty, fatty magoo

the other school side characters like brad fisher and tim murphy (hey nikki potnick!!) might be cheating slightly for not being recurring enough, but i'd love to see poll data on who'd fuck them.

oh! what about a poll on iconic one-off side characters like roxy or that level-headed hospital nurse?

...Why has more than one person messaged me Gladys why do so many of you Want her... Okay I guess she goes on the list.

A lot of these I already have, but Old Black Man, Not Donovan McNabb and Jackie Danardo are good suggestions! Honestly I might already have enough at this point... y'all have a lot more characters you wanna bang than I anticipated lol

[mcpoylefan69]

I've made Pappy McPoyle so proud today

[rabbiteartrans]

Ace Attorney 🤝 Always Sunny

An old bearded man presenting a mental disability and hiding the real perpetrator of a violent crime who also owns a bird that is a key witness to unravelling the seemingly open-and-shut case

And also PAPPY MCPOYLE WAS PLAYED BY GUILLERMO DEL TORO????

[oh-my-wizard-god]

I-

[bluemandycat]

[INT. PADDY’S PUB—DAY]

Everyone is relaxing and lightly doing their jobs, when suddenly Mac bursts into the bar, in obvious distress.

Mac: Guys, guys, I have terrible news!

Dennis: Nobody gives a shit.

Mac: No, dude, this is really big news! I’m serious!

Dee: Okay, I’ll bite. What’s up?

Dennis rolls his eyes.

Dennis: Here we go.

Mac ignores him, gesturing wildly with his hands.

Mac: Margaret McPoyle won’t stop calling me!

Charlie, Frank, Dee, and Dennis all laugh.

Mac: What’s so funny?

Dennis: Okay, so A, she’s deaf-mute. How could she possibly call you?

Mac: She just breathes into the phone. Like this.

He imitates breathing into a phone.

Dennis: Uh, so B, what’s the big deal? You slept with her. You dug your own grave.

Mac: But I’m gay now! And she doesn’t know that!

Dee: Trust us, she knows.

Mac folds his arms.

Mac: Dee and Dennis, you’re ones to talk. You slept with McPoyles too.

Dee and Dennis’ smiles fade away.

Dee: Oh shit, he’s right.

Dennis: I slept with Margaret, and I just assume that you, Dee, slept with one or both of the McPoyle brothers in a whorish, birdlike rage.

Dee shrugs. Frank laughs.

Frank: You telling me that all three of you have slept with McPoyles? Gross! Seems like me and Charlie aren’t the dirty ones after all.

He reaches out to sock Charlie playfully on the arm, but Charlie dodges it.

Charlie: Actually, I did…kinda…do a McPoyle. Sorry, Frank.

Frank gapes at him.

Frank: What?

Charlie: Yeah, we were hitting the milk pretty hard, talking about fiddles—

Dennis puts out a hand.

Dennis: Wait, stop. What about fiddles?

Charlie shrugs.

Charlie: Just fiddles, man. Metal, wood, plastic, cloth—

Mac: Cloth?

Frank: Not the point. Go on, Charlie.

Charlie: And we banged. It wasn’t a big deal.

Frank: Wait, wait, wait. So you’re telling me that I’m the only member of the gang that hasn’t banged a McPoyle?

Dee: Yeah.

Charlie: But don’t, like, make a big deal out of it or anything. It’s not, like, something to brag about.

The camera zooms uncomfortably close to Frank’s face.

Frank: Shit.

[brucebocchi]

wait holy fuck pappy mcpoyle was GUILLERMO DEL TORO???????

[boy-girl]

pappy mcpoyle is played by GUILLERMO DEL TORO????????????????????????????????????????

[dougielombax]

Raccoons AND oysters you say?

Dancing in the head of a pin with the angels?

Indeed!

I must inform the council immediately.

And the Pope!

[nailgunstigmata]

sorry but im against ships that arent canon. pls only ship characters that have fucked and sucked each other canonically like dennis and mac or dennis and charlie or dennis and donald or dennis and chase utley or dennis and pappy mcpoyle or dennis and

[chrishoulihan]

In case you’re wondering the Portland airport is every bit as hipster as the city it represents

[hackoftheyear]

In the McPoyle vs. Ponderosa episode when Pappy McPoyle is on the stand he says “I’ve seen raccoons and angels dancing on the head of a pin” which is obviously supposed to be like crazy nonsense but I always think that it sounds like a Joanna Newsom lyric

[weedle-testaburger]

Odd question, are there any particular names which you only ever associate with one person? Odd I know. For instance, any time someone mentions the name Guillermo, I only ever think of Guillermo Del Toro (or as you'd know him, Pappy McPoyle), not sure why. Yeah I can be a bit odd sometimes.

Oh yeah ik what you mean. Tbh the funny thing is for me it's usually mundane names I do it with as much as rare ones- I hear the name 'Stan' and my brain mentally goes to Stan Marsh for example.