dougielombax
DougieLombax’s Blog. Former anon. Mostly Harmless.
Not my real name. Irish. 25 Male/questioning/NOT cis. Twin. Queer. Bisexual, Autistic, Leftist. Former Student. MA in History. Anti-fascist. Anti-Partitionist. Bigots,TERFs, bullies, eugenicists, Ableists, racists, sexists, denialists, tankies, revisionists, Nazis (and other antisemites) and others DNI OR ELSE! Pronouns: He/They/We
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Bombarded by a barrage of bees
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#alliteration#my poor attempt at a joke#bees#insects#wildlife#beasties#animals#creatures#save the bees
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If you want to put forth an argument (ESPECIALLY a political one), or make a statement of (indisputable) fact, here’s some advice.
NEVER use the impact font!
Ever!
It’s too commonly associated with internet memes for anyone to take it seriously.
Bottom text.
If you do it you might as well be typing something like this:
Bottom text!
So don’t do it!
Otherwise nobody will take you seriously!
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#vent post#Dougie makes a meme#advice#history#politics#facts#or lack thereof#impact font#bottom text#george washington#shit yourself#what#seriously#shat
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What do you MEAN he donated ALL of his blood?!
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#blood#unreality#my poor attempt at a joke#no context#this sounded funnier in my head#shitpost
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Who’s gonna arrest him?
The postal service?
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Lumbago bullets.
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#band names#lumbago#bullets#my poor attempt at a joke#no context#this sounded funnier in my head#shitpost#red dead redemption 2
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Useful in a useless sort of way.
*visible confusion*
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#useful#usefulness#useless#uselessness#i am confused#no context#red dead redemption 2#shitpost
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Lumbago vs Tuberculosis
Battle of the Century
(They both lose)
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#my poor attempt at a joke#diseases#pain#lumbago#tuberculosis#no context#this sounded funnier in my head#shitpost#red dead redemption 2#face off
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Graham Linehan is a detestable little shit who’s ruination is entirely of his own making.
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What is this “queue” of which the good people of Tumblr doth spake?
I need to know.
Yeah I know I’ve been on this site for a year but even then I’m still figuring it out.
Regardless.
The question stands.
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TERFs ain’t shit and they don’t got no friends.
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Yeah he got a job at the PAIN FACTORY!!!!!
Gotta catch up on that workplace injury and accident quota!
*FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE*
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#unreality#my poor attempt at a joke#pain#no context#accident#injury#this sounded funnier in my head#don’t ask
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He was already dead and now you’ve made him deader.
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#dead#my poor attempt at a joke#what#no context#idk#this sounded funnier in my head#shitpost
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Maybe the real ear worm was the friends we made along the way.
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#unreality#my poor attempt at a joke#shitpost#the friends we made along the way#earworm#ear worm#no context#this sounded funnier in my head
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Oh god.
It’s a stereotypical symbol for my ilk but I may as well give it a shot.
I know I need it.
You know how the old saying goes.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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Digital puke.
Idk.
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#puke#tw emetophobia#unreality#digital#my poor attempt at a joke#no context
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I think it’s fixed now.
I think?
Idk.
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Wait….
Who shortened my bio?
I didn’t do that!
What’s going on?
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